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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Assimilate on October 28, 2018, 03:42:11 AM

Title: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: Assimilate on October 28, 2018, 03:42:11 AM
go fuck yourselves, that's why.
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: Mandark on October 28, 2018, 03:48:43 AM
'k
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 28, 2018, 03:49:43 AM
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Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: Assimilate on October 28, 2018, 03:51:49 AM
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I didn't even realize I typed that much.

oh well.
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: Assimilate on October 28, 2018, 03:54:32 AM
there. I edited it for a short version
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: benjipwns on October 28, 2018, 03:57:36 AM
I think you mean Social Liberal, buddy. :ufup
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: Mandark on October 28, 2018, 03:58:26 AM
Anyone here ever have a pun just pop into your head apropos of nothing?
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: benjipwns on October 28, 2018, 03:59:03 AM
Are puns born another way? I am a pro-life radical on puns.
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: Mandark on October 28, 2018, 04:00:39 AM
Waario Naharis
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: benjipwns on October 28, 2018, 04:01:45 AM
I have decided to become pro-choice on puns.
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 28, 2018, 04:02:39 AM
The day the music died
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: benjipwns on October 28, 2018, 04:06:27 AM
The day the music died
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2018/oct/10/roger-waters-jair-bolsonaro-brazil-concert
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Pink Floyd founder Roger Waters waded neck-deep into the acrimony of Brazil’s presidential election on Tuesday night, condemning the far-right frontrunner, Jair Bolsonaro, as a neo-fascist in the mold of Donald Trump, Nigel Farage and Hungary’s Viktor Orbán.

During a concert at São Paulo’s Allianz Park stadium, Waters drew cheers of support and a barrage of expletives for repeatedly denouncing Bolsonaro
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: Assimilate on October 28, 2018, 04:06:39 AM
edited: everyone can go fuck themselves for what they did to filler
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: Mandark on October 28, 2018, 04:08:25 AM
Grand Admiral Thrawn Jeremy
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 28, 2018, 04:08:35 AM
The day the music died
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2018/oct/10/roger-waters-jair-bolsonaro-brazil-concert
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Pink Floyd founder Roger Waters waded neck-deep into the acrimony of Brazil’s presidential election on Tuesday night, condemning the far-right frontrunner, Jair Bolsonaro, as a neo-fascist in the mold of Donald Trump, Nigel Farage and Hungary’s Viktor Orbán.

During a concert at São Paulo’s Allianz Park stadium, Waters drew cheers of support and a barrage of expletives for repeatedly denouncing Bolsonaro

Did read lol
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: benjipwns on October 28, 2018, 04:10:03 AM
edited: everyone can go fuck themselves for what they did to filler
saw this one, something about how libs tried to kill him, so he's going to vote for the guy he's been promoting for weeks in the IP thread
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: benjipwns on October 28, 2018, 04:25:46 AM
Assi, people probably want to hear more about you getting attacked, for whatever reason it was, than some rehashed vanifesto. That's all, breh.
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: Nabbis on October 28, 2018, 04:59:33 AM
Are you like a snobby rich conservative or the poor redneck one? If it's the first type then i approve. :snob
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: Nintex on October 28, 2018, 07:19:57 AM
 :cop HOLD UP SPORT

First let us see those CONSERVATIVE VALUES AND CREDENTIALS. Pass the test or die in Commie Hell  :punch
We have enough fake deep state conservatives infiltrating our movement.

Fill in the blanks:
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Q1) You can't have ____ before marriage unless you are ____
Q2) :fbm, this is ____
Q3)  :trumps was send by ____
Q4) Cocaine Mitch takes no _____
Q5) The biggest error in history was the dissolution of the ____ empire
Q6) What according to Pinochet was the main purpose of an helicopter? _____
Q7) Name 5 reasons why Operation Iraqi Freedom was and still is a fantastic idea
Q8) The liberals like to blame the conservatives for the 2008 crisis because George W. Bush was president. However this is not true. Who is to blame? ____
Q9) If a Russian offers you Hillary's e-mails you ____
Q10) ____ is the most important political prisoner of this decade
Q11) ____ defeated communism forever
Next check your answers:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Answers for those playing:
Q1) sex, drunk af
Q2) Pepe the Frog
Q3) Jesus
Q4) Prisoners
Q5) Austrian
Q6) To throw out commies
Q7) More McDonalds branches in Iraq, Freedom and liberty for its people, destroying those god awful palaces, spreading democracy, soaring stock markets, balancing the supply and demand of Tomahawk Cruise Missiles, triggering the libs
Q8) Bill Clinton
Q9) leak them to the press
Q10) Paul Manafort
Q11) Ronald Reagan

Every question = 1 point
11 point = You've cheated. No one is this conservative except Jesus!
10 points = You are the reincarnation of Ronald Reagan
6-9 points = You may host your own show on Fox News
5 points  = You may enter our tent but don't be too loud
2-4 points = All are welcome but you have to wear a red hat so we can identify you when the purges begin
1 points = If you vote for us you are welcome to join anyway. We do recommend a daily prayer, some light reading starting with Atlas Shrugged and a suit that doesn't fit.
If you are a female just wrap yourself around in the American flag, hold a gun in a sexy way on Instagram or Twitter and scream at your liberal friends a lot bae
[close]
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: agrajag on October 28, 2018, 07:39:55 AM
I have decided to become pro-choice on puns.

Mandark wants to abort all the puns.
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: naff on October 28, 2018, 07:57:18 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbrbJdUHfxg
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: naff on October 28, 2018, 08:22:50 AM
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Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: naff on October 28, 2018, 08:26:27 AM
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Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: agrajag on October 28, 2018, 08:27:58 AM
became?

 :what
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: Mandark on October 28, 2018, 09:03:11 AM
I have decided to become pro-choice on puns.

smh, a libertarian in favor of pun control
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: benjipwns on October 28, 2018, 09:08:45 AM
First reactions are everything:
“At Least 11 Die During Anti-Semitic Murder Spree at Synagogue’s Baby Naming Ceremony; Responders Shot and in Critical Condition”
—-

“Guys I gotta come out, I’m officially became a Conservative today.”

Don’t even have the fucking decency to wait 12 hours for these assholes to make it about themselves. Can’t wait to turn on the news this morning and hear some asshole take up more air time whining about the DEMOCRAT PARTY potentially taking their guns than the antisemetic terroism we had yesterday.
To be fair, Assi's talking about voting in the Brazilian presidential election for the candidate he's been promoting for weeks in the International thread because some "liberals" "attacked" him last night. It's possible he hadn't even heard about a shooting in the United States when he made this thread. Let alone formed a headline based hot take on it he'll dig in to defend no matter what yet.
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: benjipwns on October 28, 2018, 09:27:55 AM
I guess I assumed she might have to start suppressing that to fit in with her new friends.
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on October 28, 2018, 09:43:11 AM
lolol someone beat up assi? coulda run away if you didn't have them chickenlegs ya skinny old pussy :lol
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: agrajag on October 28, 2018, 09:45:23 AM
If someone took a screencap of the original post, share it  :doge
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 28, 2018, 11:25:57 AM
Sorry you got jumped, Assi, that’s pretty scary. Wish I knew the story.
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: Tasty on October 28, 2018, 11:31:05 AM
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Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: agrajag on October 28, 2018, 11:53:10 AM
Was he jumped by a bunch of liberal distinguished transsexual fellettes? What's the story Assy?
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: Himu on October 28, 2018, 12:08:43 PM
“The military uses AR-15s and that shit is a high-performance, highly customizable beast... calling it military grade is an arbitrary distinction though, they even use common US sidearms! Please argue with me, I need attention!”

Don’t even have the fucking decency to wait 12 hours for these assholes to make it about themselves. Can’t wait to turn on the news this morning and hear some asshole take up more air time whining about the DEMOCRAT PARTY potentially taking their guns than the antisemetic terroism we had yesterday.

:lol

My first reaction was horror.

Also, it’s funny. These were also first reactions.

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5bd4df78e4b0d38b5884288a

The entire issue is politicized. To pretend that anti-gunners didn’t talk about gun control immediately after is disengenous.

Also it’s interesting how you talk of anti semitism. Here’s a Jewish person right here.

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I used to say I was just culturally Jewish or "Jew-ish" but I spent the summer in Israel with a bunch of fellow jews - some religious, some not. Someone at one point said that its important to remember that the Nazis killed all jews, regardless of what they considered themselves. I, a very nonreligious Jew, would be standing on the same firing line as a devout orthodox Jew.
Living in the US has really shielded me from the antisemitic realities of the past and of other countries. It is events like these that remind me how Jews have been treated or looked upon for the majority of our past
Its also events like this that remind me why its vital to conceal carry. You never know when things like this will happen. Many of the people around me always say "just leave it for the police" but even the best police officers in the world cannot be around you 24/7. Even the strictest gun control laws in the world will not be able to stop a lone, crazed gunman shooting at your friends, family, and neighbors.

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I carry at Temple. Most of the men and some of the women carry at my temple. This is why. While I would prefer to have our country in a completely different place, white liberals are getting the tiniest taste of what it's like to be a Jew (and probably other minority groups but I can't speak for them) in America.
There are some evil fucks put there who want to kill us just because of who we are. We live with that every day, even when Obama was president. This is what really boils my blood when priviledged white liberals come gun grabbing. They would make us defenseless against these evil fucks.
Never again means never fucking again.

So are they not allowed to talk about it? I’ve talked to numerous Jews about self defense in the past 24 hours. Do they not count? Apparently not.

What is being argued is survival which is very relevant to defeating anti semitism. Hey, maybe you disagree. But your screed makes you look ridiculous and narrow minded.
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: Himu on October 28, 2018, 12:11:12 PM
Got some cac telling me how to feel on a week when three terrorist attacks happen and my rights are stripped away.

Kiss my ass.

Strap up.
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: Mandark on October 28, 2018, 12:12:58 PM
So are they not allowed to talk about it?

They can register here and post if they want.

In the mean time, I'd ask you (as I've asked you before) to please not act as a speaker on behalf of Jewish people.
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: Himu on October 28, 2018, 12:22:08 PM
I like how I’m being told how to feel when a dude was going to shoot up a black church but decided to kill random black people in a Kroger instead. Oh but I’m just doing it for attention.

Kiss my ass 21337. You aren’t the only one upset. You also aren’t the only one who is allowed to work shit out in your own way.
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: Mandark on October 28, 2018, 12:25:51 PM
Cindi, if someone's aunt had died of COPD and the first thing you said is "that's why I don't smoke!" how would you expect people to respond?
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 28, 2018, 12:28:25 PM
Maybe similarly to her whilst people are reacting with “that’s why guns need to go” to this I’d imagine..

That’s kinda word salad, but my point is; closer to the opposite is happening than what you are suggesting with that metaphor, Mandark 🤷‍♀️
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: Mandark on October 28, 2018, 12:32:21 PM
Nah. Check the shooting thread.
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 28, 2018, 12:37:52 PM
Do I have to? Idk, I guess I just empathize with Cindy’s fear and strong desire to protect her gun rights in a climate where these type of killings continue to happen and she would statistically be more likely to be targeted. So the metaphor, to me, was unfair. Cigarettes couldnt have protected anyone’s aunt from COPD.
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: Mandark on October 28, 2018, 12:43:02 PM
"Glad I have insurance!" would be just as gauche. My point is she jumped straight to talking about her own gun collection as the first response to the news and by her third response was just posting a laughing emoji.

Which isn't even to say she's not empathetic towards the victims, but if she is then she ought to at least understand what a terrible job those posts did of expressing that empathy.



edit: Also the fact that Cindi was very recently talking about how "identity politics" are a scourge and is now running to them to get a rhetorical advantage could really give the impression of someone being real cynical about their principles, but in fairness to her I think she's just genuinely upset and didn't spot the contradiction.
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 28, 2018, 12:47:41 PM
I mean, okay I went back and I do remember it now, sure. I can see how rolling right into glad I’m strapped is gauche, but more than anything I find it understandable. And, well I missed the edit but to me Seagrams did nothing but smugly goad the entire exchange
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: Himu on October 28, 2018, 12:47:47 PM
I’ll admit I did a bad job.
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: Himu on October 28, 2018, 12:49:49 PM
I mean, okay I went back and I do remember it now, sure. I can see how rolling right into glad I’m strapped is gauche, but more than anything I find it understandable. And, well I missed the edit but to me Seagrams did nothing but smugly goad the entire exchange

That’s all they ever do. This behavior is precisely what pushed me to conservatism. I take self defense very seriously. It is ONLY, ONLY ever met with ridicule by smug white bread cacs and naive blacks on the internet. Conservatives might not respect me as a person but at least they don’t advocate or ridicule my need for protection.
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: Mandark on October 28, 2018, 12:50:33 PM
I mean, okay I went back and I do remember it now, sure. I can see how rolling right into glad I’m strapped is gauche, but more than anything I find it understandable. And, well I missed the edit but to me Seagrams did nothing but smugly goad the entire exchange

I'll be honest. If it had been anyone besides Cindi posting that horseshit I would have responded at least as harshly as seagrams did.
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: Himu on October 28, 2018, 12:53:59 PM
Also I am accused of not caring about victims when I am ridiculed for strong self defense beliefs which are the result of ACTUAL HATE CRIMES. Oh but I’m so uncaring? But you chastise a minority for being pro gun rights after hate crimes? I’m just doing it for attention? That’s what sets me off. If 21337 said that to me irl I’d slap him in the face.
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: Himu on October 28, 2018, 12:55:29 PM
Assi is going to vote for a fucking military regime. How can he vote anyways? I thought he was american.
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 28, 2018, 12:55:56 PM
You took away filler, he’s adrift in this land. Have some compassion

But yeah, is he a full on duallie or what?
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: Himu on October 28, 2018, 12:59:39 PM
Week is going to vote for a fucking military regime. How can he vote anyways? I thought he was american.

He probably can't. He's also probably in America and making shit up based on some rando anecdote he saw on Facebook. Regardless, this isn't a thread where you need to defend your thoughts and feelings on gun control and US politics. This is a shit on Assy for being a pussy thread.

That’s fine. My ire is mostly at 21337.
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 28, 2018, 01:01:42 PM
Sometimes assholes shit on pussies, so you need the dicks to fuck the assholes
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: Kara on October 28, 2018, 01:19:59 PM
"Glad I have insurance!" would be just as gauche. My point is she jumped straight to talking about her own gun collection as the first response to the news and by her third response was just posting a laughing emoji.

Which isn't even to say she's not empathetic towards the victims, but if she is then she ought to at least understand what a terrible job those posts did of expressing that empathy.

I would say that taking your personal experiences and universalizing them to cover those of all minorities demonstrates some failure in empathy. If all problems had the same solutions there would be far fewer problems.
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: Assimilate on October 28, 2018, 01:32:02 PM
Since you all love me so much I decided I shall post the original text.


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I hoped to have good news for the Bore this week as I promised last week but that is now put on hold for at least another week.

BUT, today or tonight I should say (technically this morning here but whatever) I can honestly say I became a conservative. All my life I was a liberal, all my adult life I voted for democrats with liberal agendas but I have been changing over the last few years as I have been going back and forth to other countries.

Today was the tipping point-

As I made a road trip I was advised not to do, and then tried not to do but was coerced into doing I almost fucking died.

Let me explain -

Between Sao Paulo to Rio it's about a 5.5 hour trip if you take the main highway. In Sao Paulo, a mainly conservative or at least business oriented leaning state everything is somewhat organized, people have respect, the law somewhat works relative to the rest of the country.

This is no more apparent than on the highway. As you drive on the main highway between the two states you start to notice the change.  As you leave Sao Paul to enter Rio things go from smooth asphalt, lines clearly defined, wide roads,  speed traps, and police station every few miles, to pot holes, short condensed lines with poor lighting , etc.

As we are in an hour or so into Rio we enter a very dangerous part of the highway called "Dutra"  I was warned that the driver needed to know this area very well because it is literally fucking insane. You have these rigs flying on these terrible narrow highway roads without any consideration. But since my driver was born and raised here all his life I figured ok we're golden...

what happens? A fucking rig turns into our line without seeing us and smears us into the median. I'm sitting in the passenger side and I hear the goddamn scrapping and the windows shattering right next to me. It was horrific. I don't know how no one died or how we didn't all die. It was nuts. And you think he stopped??? Nope. He kept going.

There is no law in liberal states. People are fearless of consequences. They think everything is wonderful like a college campus. Coincidently, around the same time this happens a goddamn college professor from around here sends out this mass text about voting for fucking "Haddad" which is the left wing puppet of one of the former presidents that is in jail.

I'm not saying liberalism is bad, but I believe the left is here to occasionally break and rebuild the system for the better, but the ones that need to run this country, or any country should probably be the conservatives.

Today I vote conservative for the first time in my life.

Now I'll answer some of your dumb questions :

Assi is going to vote for a fucking military regime. How can he vote anyways? I thought he was american.
I am a dual citizen. I will vote in the mid-term election since I am returning to the states (part of my good news to the bore)

To be fair, Assi's talking about voting in the Brazilian presidential election for the candidate he's been promoting for weeks in the International thread because some "liberals" "attacked" him last night. It's possible he hadn't even heard about a shooting in the United States when he made this thread. Let alone formed a headline based hot take on it he'll dig in to defend no matter what yet.
Correct, I had no idea about a shooting until I got home last night. I saw some headline but I haven't read anything yet.

lolol someone beat up assi? coulda run away if you didn't have them chickenlegs ya skinny old pussy :lol
I did not get beat up Mr Breaks. I would have run away if that were to happen because people don't just "beat you up" here, they kill you.

Was he jumped by a bunch of liberal distinguished transsexual fellettes? What's the story Assy?
That would have been fun, actually. Good story to tell but unfortunately not the case.

The day the music died
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2018/oct/10/roger-waters-jair-bolsonaro-brazil-concert
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Pink Floyd founder Roger Waters waded neck-deep into the acrimony of Brazil’s presidential election on Tuesday night, condemning the far-right frontrunner, Jair Bolsonaro, as a neo-fascist in the mold of Donald Trump, Nigel Farage and Hungary’s Viktor Orbán.

During a concert at São Paulo’s Allianz Park stadium, Waters drew cheers of support and a barrage of expletives for repeatedly denouncing Bolsonaro

On his most recent tour he had visuals mocking Trump as the background for Pigs (Three Different Ones). It was amazing.

His pig balloon also said "Obama" when I saw him at Coachella 08.
He's a fucking moron. People like him make me want to vote conservative even in the states. The guy has no goddamn clue about this country, how dangerous it is, how innocent people get assaulted and murdered every day.

He thinks everyone has a culture like England or the U.S. The world IS different this fucking imbecile.

edited: everyone can go fuck themselves for what they did to filler
saw this one, something about how libs tried to kill him, so he's going to vote for the guy he's been promoting for weeks in the IP thread
Yeah, because they continue to want to vote for lawlessness. They want to pretend everything is a cozy college campus and a cute bar in an expensive part of town.

Why is it that when people get older they tend to lean more conservative? Because you're young, idealistic, hopeful, but then you get older and realize some people can not be saved, some people need to be dealt with swiftly. Try and fix the country and rid itself of the bad seeds so younger generations don't have to also pass through this bullshit.
Title: I'm going back to the puns
Post by: Mandark on October 28, 2018, 01:37:19 PM
Albus Cumbledore
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: Himu on October 28, 2018, 01:39:19 PM
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There is no law in liberal states. People are fearless of consequences. They think everything is wonderful like a college campus. Coincidently, around the same time this happens a goddamn college professor from around here sends out this mass text about voting for fucking "Haddad" which is the left wing puppet of one of the former presidents that is in jail.

:mindblown

WHAT

Why are you basing this off of Brazil and not America or Canada?
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: Assimilate on October 28, 2018, 01:45:44 PM
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There is no law in liberal states. People are fearless of consequences. They think everything is wonderful like a college campus. Coincidently, around the same time this happens a goddamn college professor from around here sends out this mass text about voting for fucking "Haddad" which is the left wing puppet of one of the former presidents that is in jail.

:mindblown

WHAT

Why are you basing this off of Brazil and not America or Canada?
That is a bit more complex. The U.S and Canada are not the same as here. And there can be an argument made that those 'liberal' states were not always liberal, and the foundation for those places my not be as liberal as you think.

They are liberal now because of a multitude of reasons and who is to say those places will be the same in the next few decades?? What will San Fran look like in another 20 years with it's rampant homeless people problem?

It's like saying if China went all liberal  "oh look China is liberal now, they're rich, peaceful, see liberalism works" while ignoring a bunch of other factors.
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: Mandark on October 28, 2018, 01:46:36 PM
That is a bit more complex. The U.S and Canada are not the same as here. And there can be an argument made that those 'liberal' states were not always liberal, and the foundation for those places my not be as liberal as you think.

They are liberal now because of a multitude of reasons and who is to say those places will be the same in the next few decades?? What will San Fran look like in another 20 years with it's rampant homeless people problem?

In conclusion, America is a land of contrasts...
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: Himu on October 28, 2018, 01:47:38 PM
I mean, the idea that people deserve representation, innocent until proven guilty, the idea of inherent rights..these are liberal ideas. Almost every single good movement for progress is liberal. Conservatives routinely fight for the status quo even when they’re in the wrong, historically, time and again.

I legitimately, seriously suggest you continue to think about this issue more.

These are conclusions I came to that helped me even approach liberalism again.

I suggest getting a pen and paper writing out what you believe.

Do you believe in democracy and the power of the people having a voice?
Equal rights under law?
Liberty?

Write them down. Read, think, read some more what your values are.
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: Assimilate on October 28, 2018, 01:47:49 PM
I think Cindi is a little confused by my post....

me turning more conservative does not mean I will vote Republican in the U.S.

It's time to break away from the idea that being a conservative or a liberal means you vote for these shitty parties just cuz.
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: agrajag on October 28, 2018, 01:48:32 PM
Oh.

Sorry you were in a car accident, I guess.
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: Mandark on October 28, 2018, 01:49:06 PM
Read, think, read some more what your values are.

We had a whole thread about trying to get him to read a book.

It didn't take.
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: Assimilate on October 28, 2018, 01:51:07 PM
I mean, the idea that people deserve representation, innocent until proven guilty, the idea of inherent rights..these are liberal ideas. Almost every single good movement for progress is liberal. Conservatives routinely fight for the status quo even when they’re in the wrong, historically, time and again.

I legitimately, seriously suggest you continue to think about this issue more.

These are conclusions I came to that helped me even approach liberalism again.

I suggest getting a pen and paper writing out what you believe.

Do you believe in democracy and the power of the people having a voice?
Equal rights under law?
Liberty?

Write them down. Read, think, read some more what your values are.
Why does everything have to be all or nothing?

This is my viewpoint if you missed it
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I'm not saying liberalism is bad, but I believe the left is here to occasionally break and rebuild the system for the better, but the ones that need to run this country, or any country should probably be the conservatives.

Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: Mandark on October 28, 2018, 01:52:07 PM
Tory men and Whig measures.
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: Himu on October 28, 2018, 02:54:17 PM
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There is no law in liberal states. People are fearless of consequences. They think everything is wonderful like a college campus. Coincidently, around the same time this happens a goddamn college professor from around here sends out this mass text about voting for fucking "Haddad" which is the left wing puppet of one of the former presidents that is in jail.

:mindblown

WHAT

Why are you basing this off of Brazil and not America or Canada?
That is a bit more complex. The U.S and Canada are not the same as here. And there can be an argument made that those 'liberal' states were not always liberal, and the foundation for those places my not be as liberal as you think.

They are liberal now because of a multitude of reasons and who is to say those places will be the same in the next few decades?? What will San Fran look like in another 20 years with it's rampant homeless people problem?

It's like saying if China went all liberal  "oh look China is liberal now, they're rich, peaceful, see liberalism works" while ignoring a bunch of other factors.

But this isn’t the case. They WERE liberal. The definitions of liberal have simply changed.

Please read about the Age of Enlightenment. The values we have are liberal. Not the Fox News definition of the word.

It stems from John Locke and the Protestant reformation. John Locke posited that humans have the God-given will and liberty to make their own decisions. But unlike the Age of Enlightenment which was secular,  Locke based a lot of his his philosophy around religious liberty: the freedom to worship your own religion, the freedom to interpret your holy texts as you choose. Which is anti-Catholic as Catholicism argues that only the clergy and the Pope had religious sovreignty the liberty to interpret. Liberalism is derived from liberty: the idea of sovreignty being defined as the ability to makes your own choices without ruling authority and defined this as the common good. That IS liberalism in a nutshell. The opposing factions, namely Catholicism, upholded age old ideas that nobility were chosen by God and used this to give the idea of hierarchy (nobility, aristocracy). This was the idea that you had your place and you were born into it no matter what which goes against the idea of liberty. That is conservatism, or traditionalism at least.

Basically, liberalism is deeply entrenched into the fabric of American society. It’s the basic template for which we are free. By contrast, traditonalists were still the same people opining the progress being made even fifty years ago in the 60’s.

Be conservative. Be liberal. Whatever.

But bad history is something that shouldn’t be taken seriously. Saying that America was never liberal is smart dumb af and this is a poor reason to base your political beliefs on.

Read history and philosophy. Read the history of liberalism and what it truly means. Shit, take a college class once you’re back in the states.
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: Nabbis on October 28, 2018, 03:00:53 PM
Dunno about most of the rambling but one thing i can agree about with Assi is that politics here are a little myopic and naive in regards to how differently people behave im different cultures. Though i suppose everyone here knows that and just trolls him.
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 28, 2018, 03:06:31 PM
Love the "no law in liberal states" surprised it wasn't followed by "We need less regulation!"
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on October 28, 2018, 03:46:22 PM
lmao this is cuz you got in a hit and run? learn to drive yourself you manchild
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: Trent Dole on October 28, 2018, 03:53:50 PM
Gratz on fully embracing fascism I guess :doge
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: Atramental on October 28, 2018, 03:56:14 PM
Instead of Assy we should call him Fashy. 
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: Tasty on October 28, 2018, 04:10:18 PM
Instead of Assy we should call him Fashy. 

(https://i.imgur.com/l4KdmdQ.gif)
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: Assimilate on October 28, 2018, 04:12:42 PM

But bad history is something that shouldn’t be taken seriously. Saying that America was never liberal is smart dumb af and this is a poor reason to base your political beliefs on.

Read history and philosophy. Read the history of liberalism and what it truly means. Shit, take a college class once you’re back in the states.
Cindi, I didn't say America was never liberal wtf are you talking about?

I can't compete with your level of trolling. I don't have the time, patience, or desire to.

lmao this is cuz you got in a hit and run? learn to drive yourself you manchild
I wasn't driving you beaky bitch.


Dunno about most of the rambling but one thing i can agree about with Assi is that politics here are a little myopic and naive in regards to how differently people behave im different cultures. Though i suppose everyone here knows that and just trolls him.
No, most of them don't.

Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: agrajag on October 28, 2018, 04:27:05 PM
^ nice guy Assimilate
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: thisismyusername on October 28, 2018, 04:28:44 PM
go fuck yourselves, that's why.

Oh come on, Rumbler. Why do you always edit the goddamn OPs before I've read them?

Edit: Assy posting it himself. :lawd
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: curly on October 28, 2018, 04:30:31 PM
Dunno about most of the rambling but one thing i can agree about with Assi is that politics here are a little myopic and naive in regards to how differently people behave im different cultures. Though i suppose everyone here knows that and just trolls him.

politics here are naive, says the guy who thinks cutting emissions are too hard so we should institute a global sterilization program
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: thisismyusername on October 28, 2018, 04:43:31 PM
Ok, so you're becoming a conservative because the Brazillian shithole is a shithole that nearly killed you. Something you've admitted to in the same post. :doge

This is like Cindy going from Democrat to Republican over the results of the 16 election, but probably worse since your close-call isn't the "come to Jesus" moment you're trying to make it out to be.
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on October 28, 2018, 04:45:21 PM

But bad history is something that shouldn’t be taken seriously. Saying that America was never liberal is smart dumb af and this is a poor reason to base your political beliefs on.

Read history and philosophy. Read the history of liberalism and what it truly means. Shit, take a college class once you’re back in the states.
Cindi, I didn't say America was never liberal wtf are you talking about?

I can't compete with your level of trolling. I don't have the time, patience, or desire to.

lmao this is cuz you got in a hit and run? learn to drive yourself you manchild
I wasn't driving you beaky bitch.


Dunno about most of the rambling but one thing i can agree about with Assi is that politics here are a little myopic and naive in regards to how differently people behave im different cultures. Though i suppose everyone here knows that and just trolls him.
No, most of them don't.

ya that's why i said learn to drive yourself instead of relying on your dumb buddies who apparently suck at driving, learn to read too i guess
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: thisismyusername on October 28, 2018, 04:47:03 PM
Ok, serious question: Are you Brazilian yourself Assy? I need to know this.
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: Nabbis on October 28, 2018, 04:48:33 PM
Dunno about most of the rambling but one thing i can agree about with Assi is that politics here are a little myopic and naive in regards to how differently people behave im different cultures. Though i suppose everyone here knows that and just trolls him.

politics here are naive, says the guy who thinks cutting emissions are too hard so we should institute a global sterilization program

It's not like you have anything to lose though.  :doge

It was a joke like i said, get over it. But i stand by what i say in this particular thread. I appreciate the insight of some posters and their knowledge on local US politics but as someone with dual citizenship trust me on the fact that you can't just export your values and hope they work just because they make sense in a vacuum. It would be similar to me going to the US gun debate and going "lol, ban guns". It makes sense but everyone knows it would not actually happen.

Now im not saying it's something that happens all too much and Assis opinions don't seem very appealing either but it's general vibe i sometimes get. Anyway, back to low quality shitposting /carepost

Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: Assimilate on October 28, 2018, 04:49:18 PM
Ok, so you're becoming a conservative because the Brazillian shithole is a shithole that nearly killed you. Something you've admitted to in the same post. :doge

This is like Cindy going from Democrat to Republican over the results of the 16 election, but probably worse since your close-call isn't the "come to Jesus" moment you're trying to make it out to be.

I think you guys are forgetting details here.

It's not only about the driver, it's about the road. Again, if you aren't too familiar with the situation here it will be hard for you to understand.

Going from Sao Paulo to Rio is a huge example of the issues in this country. Rio is a disaster, it is a mess, that needs to be fixed with an iron fist. Sao Paulo has everything you expect from a modern highway, Rio does not. It's a fucking death trap. One is mainly conservative, the other is mainly liberal and the contrast is no more apparent than on the road.

Corruption from leftist policies is to blame for the current situation in this country. Understand?

Ok, serious question: Are you Brazilian yourself Assy? I need to know this.
I already answered this question. I have dual citizenship.
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: Himu on October 28, 2018, 04:54:13 PM
nicca

You literally said America was probably never liberal in the first place
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: Assimilate on October 28, 2018, 04:55:33 PM
nicca

You literally said America was probably never liberal in the first place
I said "as liberal" as you may think they were. I never said NEVER liberal.

Cindi all those meds are fucking you up.
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on October 28, 2018, 04:56:06 PM
what better way to take the local political temperature than by judging federally run infrastructure
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: Mandark on October 28, 2018, 04:56:21 PM
for context, assi uses "liberals" interchangeably with "communists" and "the left," and all of that is embodied by some blue-haired tumblr girl who won't fuck him
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: curly on October 28, 2018, 04:57:39 PM
It was a joke like i said, get over it.

Yuropean humor :goty2
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: thisismyusername on October 28, 2018, 05:00:01 PM
It's not only about the driver, it's about the road. Again, if you aren't too familiar with the situation here it will be hard for you to understand.

No it isn't hard to understand. I realize Brazil is a shithole because the internet has told me about it a lot.


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I already answered this question. I have dual citizenship.

I'm not asking citzenship. I'm asking "are you Brazilian?" as a race. EG: Were you born to Brazilian parents?
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: Assimilate on October 28, 2018, 05:00:39 PM
for context, assi uses "liberals" interchangeably with "communists" and "the left," and all of that is embodied by some blue-haired tumblr girl who won't fuck him
Mandark your posts are getting less funny. I still appreciate your efforts though.
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: Himu on October 28, 2018, 05:00:40 PM
for context, assi uses "liberals" interchangeably with "communists" and "the left," and all of that is embodied by some blue-haired tumblr girl who won't fuck him

:sabu
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: Assimilate on October 28, 2018, 05:01:47 PM
Great, Mandark now look what you did.

Cindi is going to come out with "all straight dudes wanna bang trans chics with dicks" again.
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: Himu on October 28, 2018, 05:13:47 PM
For someone that says I’m misrepresenting what you’re saying you sure do that to me a lot.
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: Assimilate on October 28, 2018, 05:16:47 PM
For someone that says I’m misrepresenting what you’re saying you sure do that to me a lot.


oh stopppppppp you know what you said
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: Mandark on October 28, 2018, 05:19:39 PM
Great, Mandark now look what you did.

Cindi is going to come out with "all straight dudes wanna bang trans chics with dicks" again.

you seem eager to take the convo in that direction and that could only improve the thread
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: Himu on October 28, 2018, 05:22:52 PM
For someone that says I’m misrepresenting what you’re saying you sure do that to me a lot.


oh stopppppppp you know what you said

I can sense a limp wrist in this post. It’s the long stop. Very gay. I’m proud of you.

Straight men do love trans women though. Only as sex dolls, but they do love them. It’s why trans porn is so popular.

I chat with more than a few trans escort friends and they all say straight men are gay. Their biggest clients are dudes who are married to women pretty much across the board and want to be fucked in the ass. Which is good because paying is the only way he will get that.
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: Assimilate on October 28, 2018, 05:30:31 PM
For someone that says I’m misrepresenting what you’re saying you sure do that to me a lot.


oh stopppppppp you know what you said

I can sense a limp wrist in this post. It’s the long stop. Very gay. I’m proud of you.
Yes, that was on purpose.

Straight men do love trans women though. Only as sex dolls, but they do love them. It’s why trans porn is so popular.

I chat with more than a few trans escort friends and they all say straight men are gay. Their biggest clients are dudes who are married to women pretty much across the board and want to be fucked in the ass. Which is good because paying is the only way he will get that.
And there we have it.
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: Himu on October 28, 2018, 05:33:16 PM
The fun part is that it’s tongue in cheek. Clearly not all straight men are gay but it’s for fun. It also gets under your skin. It’s funny. Are you afraid of being one conversation away from losing your anal virginity? It’s ok to be scared the first time.

:tauntaun
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: Mandark on October 28, 2018, 05:37:57 PM
Looking forward to Assimilate's upcoming thread "I got my cheeks clapped, today I'm officially a Libertarian!"
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: Assimilate on October 28, 2018, 05:40:12 PM
after some research apparently one of the reasons the truckers fly on that road is because a certain bridge closes at 1am. so these pieces of shit in order not to go the long route flyyyyyyyy to get there in time.

just another example of moronic policies by a moronic left wing government.
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: Mandark on October 28, 2018, 05:43:02 PM
(https://meme.xyz/uploads/posts/t/l-18374-born-on-a-mountain-raised-in-a-cave.jpg)
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: Himu on October 28, 2018, 05:44:12 PM
What does that have to do with the left? Are you serious?
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: Himu on October 28, 2018, 05:46:18 PM
(https://meme.xyz/uploads/posts/t/l-18374-born-on-a-mountain-raised-in-a-cave.jpg)

Not any worse than the time when, because the common people were thinking the Eucharist was allegorical, the authors of John later wrote definitively that NO, it’s literal and Jesus screams at a crowd of people to eat his literal flesh and blood by using words gnaw.

Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: Himu on October 28, 2018, 05:52:55 PM
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Jesus the Bread of Life
25 When they found him on the other side of the lake, they asked him, “Rabbi, when did you get here?”

26 Jesus answered, “Very truly I tell you, you are looking for me, not because you saw the signs I performed but because you ate the loaves and had your fill. 27 Do not work for food that spoils, but for food that endures to eternal life, which the Son of Man will give you. For on him God the Father has placed his seal of approval.”

28 Then they asked him, “What must we do to do the works God requires?”

29 Jesus answered, “The work of God is this: to believe in the one he has sent.”

30 So they asked him, “What sign then will you give that we may see it and believe you? What will you do? 31 Our ancestors ate the manna in the wilderness; as it is written: ‘He gave them bread from heaven to eat.’[c]”

32 Jesus said to them, “Very truly I tell you, it is not Moses who has given you the bread from heaven, but it is my Father who gives you the true bread from heaven. 33 For the bread of God is the bread that comes down from heaven and gives life to the world.”

34 “Sir,” they said, “always give us this bread.”

35 Then Jesus declared, “I am the bread of life. Whoever comes to me will never go hungry, and whoever believes in me will never be thirsty. 36 But as I told you, you have seen me and still you do not believe. 37 All those the Father gives me will come to me, and whoever comes to me I will never drive away. 38 For I have come down from heaven not to do my will but to do the will of him who sent me. 39 And this is the will of him who sent me, that I shall lose none of all those he has given me, but raise them up at the last day. 40 For my Father’s will is that everyone who looks to the Son and believes in him shall have eternal life, and I will raise them up at the last day.”

41 At this the Jews there began to grumble about him because he said, “I am the bread that came down from heaven.” 42 They said, “Is this not Jesus, the son of Joseph, whose father and mother we know? How can he now say, ‘I came down from heaven’?”

43 “Stop grumbling among yourselves,” Jesus answered. 44 “No one can come to me unless the Father who sent me draws them, and I will raise them up at the last day. 45 It is written in the Prophets: ‘They will all be taught by God.’[d] Everyone who has heard the Father and learned from him comes to me. 46 No one has seen the Father except the one who is from God; only he has seen the Father. 47 Very truly I tell you, the one who believes has eternal life. 48 I am the bread of life. 49 Your ancestors ate the manna in the wilderness, yet they died. 50 But here is the bread that comes down from heaven, which anyone may eat and not die. 51 I am the living bread that came down from heaven. Whoever eats this bread will live forever. This bread is my flesh, which I will give for the life of the world.”

52 Then the Jews began to argue sharply among themselves, “How can this man give us his flesh to eat?”

53 Jesus said to them, “Very truly I tell you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you. 54 Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I will raise them up at the last day. 55 For my flesh is real food and my blood is real drink. 56 Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood remains in me, and I in them. 57 Just as the living Father sent me and I live because of the Father, so the one who feeds on me will live because of me. 58 This is the bread that came down from heaven. Your ancestors ate manna and died, but whoever feeds on this bread will live forever.” 59 He said this while teaching in the synagogue in Capernaum.

Many Disciples Desert Jesus
60 On hearing it, many of his disciples said, “This is a hard teaching. Who can accept it?”

61 Aware that his disciples were grumbling about this, Jesus said to them, “Does this offend you? 62 Then what if you see the Son of Man ascend to where he was before! 63 The Spirit gives life; the flesh counts for nothing. The words I have spoken to you—they are full of the Spirit[e] and life. 64 Yet there are some of you who do not believe.” For Jesus had known from the beginning which of them did not believe and who would betray him. 65 He went on to say, “This is why I told you that no one can come to me unless the Father has enabled them.”

66 From this time many of his disciples turned back and no longer followed him.

67 “You do not want to leave too, do you?” Jesus asked the Twelve.

68 Simon Peter answered him, “Lord, to whom shall we go? You have the words of eternal life. 69 We have come to believe and to know that you are the Holy One of God.”

70 Then Jesus replied, “Have I not chosen you, the Twelve? Yet one of you is a devil!” 71 (He meant Judas, the son of Simon Iscariot, who, though one of the Twelve, was later to betray him.)

That boy needed some help, I tell yew what
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: Nintex on October 28, 2018, 06:04:15 PM
What does that have to do with the left? Are you serious?
I vividly recall a Bolsonaro speech in which he said the bridge closing problem was at the top of his agenda.
He also said he'd throw people who commit traffic violations out of helicopters and truckers were too ugly to rape.
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: Himu on October 28, 2018, 06:09:14 PM
"Glad I have insurance!" would be just as gauche. My point is she jumped straight to talking about her own gun collection as the first response to the news and by her third response was just posting a laughing emoji.

Which isn't even to say she's not empathetic towards the victims, but if she is then she ought to at least understand what a terrible job those posts did of expressing that empathy.

I would say that taking your personal experiences and universalizing them to cover those of all minorities demonstrates some failure in empathy. If all problems had the same solutions there would be far fewer problems.
I’m just going to speak for myself here and note that my comments were specifically reacting to the antisemitism and the comments made by the President. Any comments towards Cindi were a direct response to her self-admitted farcical gun debate thread that spawned from a thread derailment.

I commented, despite holding my tongue in prior instances,  because this has happened in the past in various threads and has gone on for pages. It’s much more indicative of a larger problem in the media coverage of these events.

It wasn’t off topic. That thread is as much an “this is why we need to get rid of guns” thread as it is a victim thread. Don’t pretend it isn’t. The very nature of the thread makes it an anti-gun thread. Off topic? Not really.
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: thisismyusername on October 28, 2018, 07:27:30 PM
Assy didn't answer the question... :thinking

Andy-kun: Could you give us an extension that changes all of Assy's posts to HUE HUE HUE, plzx.

Looking forward to Assimilate's upcoming thread "I got my cheeks clapped, today I'm officially a Libertarian!"

 :lol
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: benjipwns on October 28, 2018, 07:31:46 PM
you know, if you have a problem with state-run roads, i may have a few pamphlets...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
or videos from prolific lame YouTubers...
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Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: Assimilate on October 28, 2018, 07:34:27 PM
It's all ok brehs

I'm alive, no one was hurt, and our presidential pick won!

There is optimism in the air.
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: benjipwns on October 28, 2018, 07:54:59 PM
yeah, but those state-run roads...
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: agrajag on October 28, 2018, 08:04:36 PM
These libruls are all too poosy to run a country, go fascism!

Libruls are so pussy but I am literly shaken to my core by a fender bender.
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: Assimilate on October 28, 2018, 08:09:48 PM
These libruls are all too poosy to run a country, go fascism!

Libruls are so pussy but I am literly shaken to my core by a fender bender.
it was a semi that smeared us to the median at 100mph. Everyone in the car could have died.
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on October 28, 2018, 08:09:55 PM
These libruls are all too poosy to run a country, go fascism!

Libruls are so pussy but I am literly shaken to my core by a fender bender.
is that really surprising though? this is a guy who's so sheltered he has to rely on random bums for rides instead of just getting his own license. hell, he can't even make friends that he doesn't meet through chicks he's seeing, and he's so bad at holding his liquor he even scared them off in like a week :lol he's like a 14 year old in a 45 year olds body. not a shocker that he's shook to the core after a minor car accident
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: Assimilate on October 28, 2018, 08:12:41 PM
These libruls are all too poosy to run a country, go fascism!

Libruls are so pussy but I am literly shaken to my core by a fender bender.
is that really surprising though? this is a guy who's so sheltered he has to rely on random bums for rides instead of just getting his own license. hell, he can't even make friends that he doesn't meet through chicks he's seeing, and he's so bad at holding his liquor he even scared them off in like a week :lol he's like a 14 year old in a 45 year olds body. not a shocker that he's shook to the core after a minor car accident
Beaks coming up with his own stories to make himself feel good.
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on October 28, 2018, 08:15:09 PM
assi running to a forum full of strangers that don't like him to post a screed because there's no one he's close enough to irl that's willing to listen to him whine about a fender bender  :lol
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: Assimilate on October 28, 2018, 09:06:56 PM
Beaks trying to bank off my celebrity status on the bore

 :birb
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: shosta on October 28, 2018, 09:37:41 PM
Honestly, based on his posts here, I bet Assimilate has absolutely no chin whatsoever.
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: Assimilate on October 29, 2018, 02:31:38 AM
Honestly, based on his posts here, I bet Assimilate has absolutely no chin whatsoever.
Shosh keep using that Google dip shit maybe you'll get somewhere eventually with those mad skills.

 :reeeee :rethread
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: agrajag on October 29, 2018, 05:23:23 AM
Hopefully Bolsonaro rounds up and executes all the leftist truckers in memory of Assy's PTSD.
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: benjipwns on October 29, 2018, 05:29:05 AM
Hopefully Bolsonaro rounds up and executes all the leftist truckers in memory of Assy's PTSD.
Mine's better. (http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=43180.msg2521522#msg2521522) :smug

Remember to like, comment, subscribe. Like, comment, subscribe. Like, comment, subscribe. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqzJMWrfg9I)
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: agrajag on October 29, 2018, 06:18:53 AM
Hopefully Bolsonaro rounds up and executes all the leftist truckers in memory of Assy's PTSD.
Mine's better. (http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=43180.msg2521522#msg2521522) :smug

Remember to like, comment, subscribe. Like, comment, subscribe. Like, comment, subscribe. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqzJMWrfg9I)

Damn, I gotta take Benji off Tasty's filter so I don't inadvertently infringe on his quips.
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: agrajag on October 29, 2018, 06:25:33 AM
Hopefully Bolsonaro rounds up and executes all the leftist truckers in memory of Assy's PTSD.
Mine's better. (http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=43180.msg2521522#msg2521522) :smug

Remember to like, comment, subscribe. Like, comment, subscribe. Like, comment, subscribe. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqzJMWrfg9I)

Damn, I gotta take Benji off Tasty's filter so I don't inadvertently infringe on his quips.

Fuck off  :piss fagrajag,  :piss2 you're a day late and a dollar short, as always. That gun slinger Cindi was complely right about you.

Quoting himse9lf and responding in a self-depricating manner is not something benji does, right?  :stahp
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on October 29, 2018, 10:21:36 AM
Sometimes assholes shit on pussies, so you need the dicks to fuck the assholes


I don't actually understand the mechanics of how this is supposed to achieve the desired outcome
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: Brehvolution on October 29, 2018, 10:27:12 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/YMTQ57G.jpg)
Title: Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 29, 2018, 11:52:22 AM
Sometimes assholes shit on pussies, so you need the dicks to fuck the assholes


I don't actually understand the mechanics of how this is supposed to achieve the desired outcome
It’s okay, it won’t have any place in the future you’re building anyway
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: Assimilate on October 29, 2018, 12:08:54 PM
Congrats on voting correctly in Brazil, though your reasoning is a bit odd.
I was already leaning this way if you have been following the international politics thread you'd know. This final incident put the nail in the coffin.

Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: Mandark on October 29, 2018, 01:36:53 PM
https://twitter.com/promax4Trump/status/1056010087423074305
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: VomKriege on October 30, 2018, 04:52:42 AM
And that girlfriend's name ? Marine the Todd.
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 30, 2018, 10:04:53 PM
what the hell? i was hoping this was about assy getting bottom beasted by some swarthy latin roadhog. i wanted lurid descriptions of quivering cornflowers in full roadside bloom and hot asphalt love.

fucking ruined my tuesday. where's tvc to shape this thread up.
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: Yeti on October 30, 2018, 10:07:25 PM
You have to read between the lines, but the implications are there
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 30, 2018, 10:12:31 PM
i can't clop to this
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: Assimilate on October 30, 2018, 11:55:35 PM
what the hell? i was hoping this was about assy getting bottom beasted by some swarthy latin roadhog. i wanted lurid descriptions of quivering cornflowers in full roadside bloom and hot asphalt love.

fucking ruined my tuesday. where's tvc to shape this thread up.

  :dayum

you guys have some fucked up fantasies

TVC did this to you people, didn't he?
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: benjipwns on October 31, 2018, 12:15:11 AM
TVC was once a normal clean cut Nintendo fan, then Van Cruncheon got ahold of him behind the high school swimming pool while he was playing Nintendogs and well, it's the one dark twisted thing TVC will never describe.
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: benjipwns on October 31, 2018, 12:16:05 AM
He just starts shaking, staring blindly, muttering "Thursdayton...Thursdayton..."
Title: Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 31, 2018, 01:00:49 AM
As Tasty is, boreans once were. As TVC is, boreans will be.