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Title: Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson is back and now he's IMMORTAL from owning the libs
Post by: benjipwns on February 06, 2019, 07:55:08 AM
https://www.thedailybeast.com/duck-dynasty-boss-on-health-care-i-dont-need-it-because-i-have-immortality-given-to-me-by-god
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I already have health care. It’s given to me by God. Eternal health care. I’m guaranteed to be raised from the dead. I have life and immortality given to me by God through Jesus Christ... The temporary reprieve is not worth it. I'm telling [Kamala Harris], I have eternal health care, and it's free! Doctors can give you a little temporary reprieve, but they cannot save you from physical death. The doctors who treat you, they die, too.

Checkmate, EVERYONE.

Previous coverage on The Bire that I never considered for a second bumping: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’ (http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=41309.0)
Title: Re: Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson is back and now he's IMMORTAL from owning the libs
Post by: Brehvolution on February 06, 2019, 09:02:29 AM
Shut up and make your duck calls.
Title: Re: Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson is back and now he's IMMORTAL from owning the libs
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 06, 2019, 09:06:49 AM
Please stop praying for my grandpa, he’s getting to strong. He broke out of the hospital and no one can stop him.
Title: Re: Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson is back and now he's IMMORTAL from owning the libs
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 06, 2019, 09:16:00 AM
When are we gonna get our Duck Dynasty/Bundy Clan cross over?
Title: Re: Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson is back and now he's IMMORTAL from owning the libs
Post by: bork on February 06, 2019, 10:00:39 AM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on February 06, 2019, 09:16:00 AM
When are we gonna get our Duck Dynasty/Bundy Clan cross over?
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Title: Re: Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson is back and now he's IMMORTAL from owning the libs
Post by: Don Rumata on February 06, 2019, 10:13:16 AM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on February 06, 2019, 09:16:00 AM
When are we gonna get our Duck Dynasty/Bundy Clan cross over?
Eh.. Al Bundy Wasn't Special Or Smart. He Was Just White.