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Title: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: bluemax on March 05, 2019, 11:28:52 PM
First full trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlR4PJn8b8I

Predict who you think lives and who dies!

Lives
Jon Snow
Arya
Sansa
Brienne
Pod
Varys
Sam
Gilly

Dies
Daenerys
Cersei
Jaime
Tyrion
Melisandre
Every Greyjoy hopefully
Sandor
Gregor
Bran


Doesn't show up
Howland Reed
Edmure Tully
Direwolves
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Post by: agrajag on March 05, 2019, 11:31:12 PM
can't wait for more of my love Missandei
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Post by: Himu on March 05, 2019, 11:34:57 PM
Jaime will save the kingdom become king as Azor Ahai.

Dany and Jon will "win" the war and inherent a kingdom of death and decay.

Tyrion will likely die (hope not).

Jaime will kill Cersei as seen in the Maegi prophecy.
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Post by: Mandark on March 05, 2019, 11:36:37 PM
I think Jaime gets a noble, redemptive death.
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Post by: Himu on March 05, 2019, 11:38:39 PM
I think Jaime gets a noble, redemptive death.

Same. I think he'll help save the land, fulfill his prophecy, but ultimately die.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on March 06, 2019, 12:12:02 AM
Lives
Hot Pie

Dies
literally everyone else

Nothing of value will be lost
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Post by: El Babua on March 06, 2019, 12:25:10 AM
Lives:

Sansa
Samwell
Bran
Brienne
Jorah
Dany
Theon
Tyrion

Dies:

Jon
Dragons
Cersei
Jaime
Arya
Euron
Yara
Most Unsullied/Dothraki
Any nuance or sense that remained in the series after season 7
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Post by: Raist on March 06, 2019, 05:59:27 AM
Lives:

spoiler (click to show/hide)





















[close]


Dies:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/sUNqplVFtsctW/giphy.gif)
[close]
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: BisMarckie on March 06, 2019, 10:18:36 AM
I hope it‘s better than last season which was easily the worst GoT season. :snore

I also think Daenerys is by far the worst character so maybe my disdain for the previous season stems from the fact that GoT has become this Danerys power fantasy. :yuck


Rooting for the Night King at this point.  :doge
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Post by: TEEEPO on March 06, 2019, 10:45:24 AM
ctrl + f'd gendry :maf
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Post by: TEEEPO on March 06, 2019, 10:53:14 AM
he's the only one deserving of the throne after cersei
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Post by: Joe Molotov on March 06, 2019, 11:00:36 AM
Everyone that had sex is going to die.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on March 06, 2019, 12:47:11 PM
Everyone that had sex is going to die.

So what you're saying is I'm right
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Post by: Himu on March 06, 2019, 12:54:24 PM
PD and I once thought The Winds of Winter would be out in 2014  :snoop

 :crowdlaff :point
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Post by: TEEEPO on March 06, 2019, 12:58:27 PM
cool, the guy who did battle of the bastards, hardhorne and the winds of winter (the goat episode) is doing battle of winterfeld. reading how it'll be the largest battle ever conceived on film has me a bit worried though. yes, the scale for helm's deep was impressive but its direction was somewhat shite

my only theory is that the golden company is going to land at winterfell rather than kings landing, presumably during the battle. it just makes more sense strategically
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Post by: Brehvolution on March 06, 2019, 01:21:57 PM
Being this close to the end, I don't see a lot of scenarios where tits will be out.  :(
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Post by: Boogie on March 06, 2019, 01:47:41 PM
Being this close to the end, I don't see a lot of scenarios where tits will be out.  :(

D&D will find a way.

It won’t make sense or fit in the episode, but they will be there.
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Post by: Nintex on March 06, 2019, 02:35:14 PM
*FINAL SCENE*

Emilia Clarke: "Oh wow, the war is finally finished..."

Jon: "Oh no so much have died"

Cersei: "Hahahah, you've exhausted yourself fighting the monsters, now I will take you down and claim all 7 kingdoms as mine!"

Mysterious voice: "...Over....Many.....My own"

STANNIS: "BEND THE KNEE OR BE DESTROYED"

Onion Knight: "*groans* I'd always knew you'd come back"
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Post by: agrajag on March 06, 2019, 02:46:25 PM
Emilia Clarke, Cersei...

at least put some effort in your horrible fanfics, dude
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Post by: Human Snorenado on March 06, 2019, 02:47:43 PM
Emilia Clarke, Cersei...

at least put some effort in your horrible fanfics, dude

In defense of nintex (I can't believe I just typed that) Emilia Clarke is only capable of playing Emilia Clarke, so
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Post by: Rufus on March 06, 2019, 02:50:38 PM
I can't help but imagine a 5 year old playing with 2 action figures making voices when you do those obnoxious dialog posts Nintex.
Imagine this, specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWR_TSF-QlE
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Post by: Nintex on March 06, 2019, 06:47:07 PM
Maybe I should start a YouTube channel  :ohhh
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Post by: TEEEPO on March 06, 2019, 07:23:33 PM
season 7 kinda sucked
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Post by: agrajag on March 06, 2019, 07:24:59 PM
which season had the awful Sand Snakes subplot? That one sucked.
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Post by: agrajag on March 06, 2019, 07:28:14 PM
lick my scrote, you waste of cells.
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Post by: Raist on March 06, 2019, 07:54:20 PM
which season had the awful Sand Snakes subplot? That one sucked.

Rosabell Laurenti tho :lawd
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Post by: agrajag on March 06, 2019, 07:55:37 PM
is that the bad pussy girl?
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Post by: Raist on March 06, 2019, 07:57:46 PM
It is known.
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Post by: joeboy101 on March 07, 2019, 04:19:49 PM
- Tyrion sold out Jon and Danny
- Bran has always been the three-eyed raven

Book it.
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Post by: agrajag on March 07, 2019, 04:54:07 PM
I think the current Bire season is spicier than GoT season 8 will ever hope to become.
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 07, 2019, 05:06:18 PM
- Tyrion sold out Jon and Danny
- Bran has always been the three-eyed raven

Book it.

Number two is already how it works. Or did you forget Hold The Door
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Post by: Nintex on March 07, 2019, 05:33:54 PM
It is pretty obvious that Danny will betray them all in the end. She's the Dragon Queen, she wants her throne back she isn't gonna have a mumbling dwarf or sad snowman stand in her way
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Post by: joeboy101 on March 07, 2019, 09:41:34 PM
- Tyrion sold out Jon and Danny
- Bran has always been the three-eyed raven

Book it.

Number two is already how it works. Or did you forget Hold The Door

Well yeah, its more a statement on his old self.
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Post by: agrajag on March 07, 2019, 09:44:41 PM
I have a stupid running bet with a former coworker who is convinced that Bran is the Night King.
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Post by: BisMarckie on March 07, 2019, 11:39:22 PM
I have a stupid running bet with a former coworker who is convinced that Bran is the Night King.

Isn‘t that just some reddit fan theory?

Still, not as dumb as the Quiet=Chico iMGS V. theory  :sabu
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Post by: El Babua on March 07, 2019, 11:51:49 PM
Only cause Konami didn't want to take a chance on the most brilliant representation of a trans character from the master, Hideo Kojima
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Post by: bluemax on March 09, 2019, 02:10:40 AM
I have a stupid running bet with a former coworker who is convinced that Bran is the Night King.

Isn‘t that just some reddit fan theory?

Still, not as dumb as the Quiet=Chico iMGS V. theory  :sabu

The last round of spoilers for the final season claim its the case as well, but that feels dumb even by GURMs standards.
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Post by: Vizzys on April 01, 2019, 07:04:52 AM
I know its a bit of a bump but i did find some probably real spoilers from a week ago from a source who got ninjad today by hbo so probably legit

https://www.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/b40l4c/and_so_he_spoke_and_so_he_spoke_a_transcription/

its only episode 1 spoilers so far but be wary out there if yall care
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Post by: Nintex on April 01, 2019, 02:44:21 PM
I know its a bit of a bump but i did find some probably real spoilers from a week ago from a source who got ninjad today by hbo so probably legit

https://www.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/b40l4c/and_so_he_spoke_and_so_he_spoke_a_transcription/

its only episode 1 spoilers so far but be wary out there if yall care
Not nearly enough incest, pedophelia, sadism, torture or a combination of those. I would say fake.

Also, was this written by Trump?

Quote
I told you that in the trailer I thought I have seen *, and then, however, in the analysis of the trailer, I did not say that, I did not say it, I did not tell you about *. And many of the comments you made were about *: “where is *, I do not see it”, “the *!”. I'll be honest, I did not say that again to you because after reviewing the images a thousand times it turns out that there was no *. I did not see it. I thought I saw it, but then, after seeing that edited version of that * version of the trailer, I did not see the *. And this has left me very worried, because you know what? You know what?
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Post by: bluemax on April 01, 2019, 11:58:35 PM
Apparently he's Spanish and the way he said it makes sense in Spanish but doesn't localize well. I dunno. Either way we are getting close.
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Post by: Transhuman on April 02, 2019, 01:34:41 AM
Who will show their tits this season?
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Post by: Raist on April 02, 2019, 01:58:20 AM
Who will show their tits this season?


(https://media.giphy.com/media/sUNqplVFtsctW/giphy.gif)
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Post by: Nintex on April 02, 2019, 06:02:28 PM
The Night King will at least rape 1 person.

I say it's Jon Snow's former girlfriend.
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Post by: agrajag on April 02, 2019, 06:33:41 PM
Who will show their tits this season?

Varys
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Post by: El Babua on April 02, 2019, 11:49:16 PM
There is a theory on Varys not actually being a eunuch but rather a woman in disguise.  :doge

Anyways, new teaser

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwmAWOE5F9o

Hot take prediction:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I think the Others lay waste to Winterfell and the survivors have to head south as the entire North turns into dark, frozen Zombieland. The final battle takes place on the Trident like Dany's dream indicated way back in ASOS. Some stupid bullshit happens with one of the hated villains (Cersei, Euron, etc) retain power during the aftermath, or at the very least are left alone to rule over their broken realm as the survivors rebuild.
[close]
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Post by: Raist on April 03, 2019, 02:50:38 AM
Prediction:

The Night King sits down with Jon and Bran. Explains (via Bran who can read his mind, cause he can't speak) that all he really wants is baby Sam back, as he was stolen from him.
Everyone laughs the whole misunderstanding off and parties. The NK catches a glimpse of Cersei and finds he real hawt.

The NK goes back north with baby Sam, and Cersei, who finally feels some warmth within her, as she gets the NK's D.

Sam is executed by Jon for causing all this mess.
His final words are "I just wanted a GF and a son". Jon responds "you should have grown a pair and dated some girls, dickhead" before swinging Heartsbane to take his head.

The end.
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Post by: Nintex on April 03, 2019, 02:38:28 PM
Hopefully it won't be too predictable of an outcome and throw in a surprise or two.

I have this feeling that Cersei is more the villain than the Night King will be. She has her own zombie servant already.
In terms of fan service I expect undead Ramsey Bolton, Ned Stark and the likes.
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Post by: bluemax on April 14, 2019, 08:20:24 PM
SOON
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Post by: MMaRsu on April 14, 2019, 08:37:46 PM
cant wait
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Post by: Transhuman on April 14, 2019, 10:06:51 PM
Is there any nudity in the premiere or can I skip
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Post by: agrajag on April 14, 2019, 10:08:40 PM
Is there any nudity in the premiere or can I skip

on a scale of zero to Caligula I give this episode a 1.25
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Post by: Tasty on April 14, 2019, 10:26:39 PM
Is there any nudity in the premiere or can I skip

Three chicks.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on April 14, 2019, 10:35:47 PM
Get ready for the whiners to say "OMG NOTHING HAPPENED" like they do with the first episode of erry season, you think they'd learn by now
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Post by: agrajag on April 14, 2019, 10:40:25 PM
I like GoT episodes with tons of exposition. Plus
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Jon Snow learning that he's not a bastard but a Targaryan and the rightful king of the seven kingdoms is no minor development
[close]
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Post by: bluemax on April 15, 2019, 12:37:48 AM
Is there any nudity in the premiere or can I skip

There were some random whore tits.
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Post by: Potato on April 15, 2019, 07:19:06 AM
OMG NOTHING HAPPENED!!!
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Post by: Raist on April 15, 2019, 11:01:51 AM
 :boring
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Post by: Momo on April 15, 2019, 12:41:47 PM
:boring
this but x2
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Post by: Joe Molotov on April 15, 2019, 03:24:32 PM
I'm watching Season 2. My favorite character is Joffrey.
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Post by: TVC15 on April 15, 2019, 03:27:54 PM
Is there any nudity in the premiere or can I skip

It has the most blatant sexposition scene in a while. I don’t recall any like the whore scene since like season 5.
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Post by: team filler on April 15, 2019, 03:28:20 PM
babbies first dragon  :lol

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Post by: team filler on April 15, 2019, 03:29:42 PM
not seeing cersei get deep dicked by euron  ::)
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Post by: Don Rumata on April 15, 2019, 03:37:07 PM
Is there any nudity in the premiere or can I skip

It has the most blatant sexposition scene in a while. I don’t recall any like the whore scene since like season 5.
This one was fairly funny, tbh.

The episode itself was ok, the schlock levels of this show are off the charts now, with Jon going Neverending Story, and every other character coming off as a try hard to show off how powerful they've become, but it was all mostly a setup, so whatever.

The weird CG cowgirl scene was weird🤥.
Ok, so i wasn't crazy.
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Post by: MMaRsu on April 15, 2019, 03:54:49 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D4Mrg6uWAAAVr4o.jpg:large)
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Post by: Raist on April 15, 2019, 03:57:20 PM
Just when I thought Sam was Sam, turns out, Cersei is actually Sam.
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Post by: Nintex on April 15, 2019, 04:00:10 PM
It was such a fanservice episode it was almost shameful.

"Remember Bronn?"
"Remember Arya & Gendry?"
"Remember Samwell?"
"Remember the flaming swords?"
"U like Dragons?"

spoiler (click to show/hide)
The scene with Jon and Sam at the end perfectly sums up the writing of this episode.
'Oops Sam being clumsy again as Jon Snow just so happens to stand next to the grave of his father. Waddup Sam? Your bro and daddy got killed by the Dragon Queen, yikes. That's an oof from me dawg. Wait wat, wait WAT I'm the legimate King??'

'OH NOES the boy who knows I fucked the queen (narrator: everyone knows) is here in a wheelchair staring at me.'
*credits*
[close]

For whatever reason I still enjoy it though  :lol
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 16, 2019, 12:07:53 AM
I kinda want to see zombie kings of winterfell every time I see the crypt
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Post by: bluemax on April 16, 2019, 01:35:51 AM
The one thing I was thinking after this episode was, how many pages would it have taken George to get all these characters from where they were at the end of last season, to where they were at the end of this episode? 500? 600? No wonder the dude gave up on writing. Even at his peak output levels it would've taken him 5 years just to do what happened in this one episode. Which also just goes to show how much time he would've wasted on "world building".
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Post by: team filler on April 16, 2019, 03:49:51 AM
bring back all the old hokages
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Post by: team filler on April 16, 2019, 03:56:39 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/vY96h7v.jpg)
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Post by: Momo on April 16, 2019, 04:41:07 AM
bring back all the old hokages
dattebayo
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Post by: Raist on April 16, 2019, 05:24:27 AM
The one thing I was thinking after this episode was, how many pages would it have taken George to get all these characters from where they were at the end of last season, to where they were at the end of this episode? 500? 600? No wonder the dude gave up on writing. Even at his peak output levels it would've taken him 5 years just to do what happened in this one episode. Which also just goes to show how much time he would've wasted on "world building".

He clearly lost the plot (quite literally) a while ago. He's kept introducing so many new arcs and characters, to a point where untangling all this shit has quite clearly overwhelmed him.
It would already be a tall order if he was committed to ASoIAF 100%, but he's spending so much time writing other shit (and whatever else), he'll never finish it.
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Post by: Don Rumata on April 16, 2019, 06:12:27 AM
To be honest all the good characters are dead at this point.
Zombie King is the best one left, so it's hard to root for the humans on this one.

Daenerys is an insufferable and awful leader, Arya went full fedora edgelord, Jon is the usual boring bitch (though he got better with time), Tyrion also got fairly boring.
I liked the Jethro Tull guy but he died last season, so i guess The Hound is left, and some minor puppets like the Onion Knight or Bron.

What am i supposed to care for, the ball-less guy to dry hump Daenerys' secretary? Whatever.
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Post by: Raist on April 16, 2019, 07:07:24 AM
Yep, Tyrion was always easily one of the best characters by quite some margin (show and book) but ever since he went east, he turned into Daenerys' whiny little puppy.
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Post by: curly on April 19, 2019, 10:30:34 PM
Does anyone else think it's weird that an epic fantasy series about an entire world is 98% one-on-one conversations
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Post by: Himu on April 19, 2019, 10:49:28 PM
Jon is my favorite character in the series. Unfortunately the tv show spoiled him. He did get much better, though.
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Post by: Mandark on April 19, 2019, 10:57:01 PM
Does anyone else think it's weird that an epic fantasy series about an entire world is 98% one-on-one conversations

Only a bit, since the focus has always been on a (relatively) small group of powerful people and the politics of feudal succession. It's right there in the name!

What sticks out to me is how many of those scenes stick close to one of a few templates: the polite conversation with a hint of menace, the respectful argument, the passionate yelling argument, the road trip banter, the revelation of a past trauma with a slow zoom in.
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Post by: curly on April 20, 2019, 01:20:41 AM
Does anyone else think it's weird that an epic fantasy series about an entire world is 98% one-on-one conversations

Only a bit, since the focus has always been on a (relatively) small group of powerful people and the politics of feudal succession. It's right there in the name!

What sticks out to me is how many of those scenes stick close to one of a few templates: the polite conversation with a hint of menace, the respectful argument, the passionate yelling argument, the road trip banter, the revelation of a past trauma with a slow zoom in.

It's insanely formulaic, yes. The thing is a show about politics in a medieval-ish setting offers lots of opportunities for group scenes that use crowds, assemblies, mobs, etc but GoT is (outside of the occasional battle scenes or cgi spectacles) almost totally shot/reverse shot of 2 characters in medium close-up having a conversation. I can understand not going Eisenstein and making the masses the protagonist because this is TV and that shit's hard but they barely even use more than 2 members of the main ensemble together in a scene.
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Post by: bluemax on April 20, 2019, 02:18:11 AM
That's how GURM wrote it though. You think he could keep track of more than 4 characters in a scene at once?
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 21, 2019, 05:07:04 PM
Ep 2 is up on torrent sites
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Post by: agrajag on April 21, 2019, 10:12:23 PM
this episode was poop
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Post by: Steve Contra on April 21, 2019, 11:02:12 PM
That was a great episode.
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 21, 2019, 11:11:19 PM
OMG NOTHING HAPPENED!!!
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Post by: thisismyusername on April 21, 2019, 11:13:53 PM
OMG NOTHING HAPPENED!!!

Basically. I was roped into watching this second episode with a friend, and... young girl loses her virginity(?), and no The Two Towers battle yet.

Blue balls about that.
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Post by: Akala on April 21, 2019, 11:55:17 PM
Wtf are y’all on about that was legit one of the best ones so far.  :lucas
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Post by: Tripon on April 22, 2019, 12:57:08 AM
Best ep of the ones where 'nothing' happens. But I like character development eps in general.
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Post by: bluemax on April 22, 2019, 01:15:24 AM
Gotta conserve that budget somehow I guess. Some good character moments, but 2 hours out of 7 being character development is very GURM.
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Post by: eleuin on April 22, 2019, 01:29:39 AM
not ready for the bloodbath brehs
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 22, 2019, 01:35:01 AM
At least we saw Ghost
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Post by: TEEEPO on April 22, 2019, 02:38:30 AM
fantastic episode, top shelf shit imo

i also tend to like the episodes where "nothing happens"
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Post by: jakefromstatefarm on April 22, 2019, 03:04:18 AM
not ready for the bloodbath brehs
we need to crack these eggs to move the plot forward
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Post by: Tasty on April 22, 2019, 07:27:14 AM
Yo that knighting seen was some corny shit
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Post by: Raist on April 22, 2019, 09:04:54 AM
 :boring :boring
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Post by: agrajag on April 22, 2019, 09:28:48 AM
https://twitter.com/K_Kleinschmidt/status/1120181953507090432
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 22, 2019, 10:16:47 AM
I thought I was watching game of thrones, instead I got a very special episode of The Facts of Life.

That was terrible.
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Post by: El Babua on April 22, 2019, 10:34:52 AM
Good episode.

Especially for all the little bones book nerds got thrown. Unlike anything from GRRM  :doge
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Post by: Human Snorenado on April 22, 2019, 11:04:51 AM
I wonder what show you idiots that want nothing but battles have been watching for 7+ fucking seasons, because the one everyone else is watching is called "Game of Thrones" and is about political backstabbing you fucking slackjawed simpleton fuckwits
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on April 22, 2019, 11:11:35 AM
Dany just non-stop dogging on Tyrion, the fan favourite character, is such a wrestling-writing way of selling her heel turn. :lol Just in case people STILL don't get that she's not supposed to be likable.
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Post by: Tasty on April 22, 2019, 11:14:51 AM
I wonder what show you idiots that want nothing but battles have been watching for 7+ fucking seasons, because the one everyone else is watching is called "Game of Thrones" and is about political backstabbing you fucking slackjawed simpleton fuckwits

I can't speak for everyone, and it's not really a complaint I have in these first two episodes, however:

Yeah, the show is about political backstabbing. In prior seasons, non-battle episodes usually ended with some reveals or twists. The problem is at this point we're so far in the endgame, all they really have to keep you on the hook is lame shit like "Bran and Jaime finally meet agaiN!!!!!" only for it to literally not matter and be resolved in two minutes.

And even this ep, the big final shot is the dead in front of Winterfell. Like, OK, that's not a twist or anything. We knew they were coming, and we know all the characters know too, so there's nothing to really anticipate BUT the big battle.

Once they get this shit out of the way I'm expecting every episode to end with some crazy shit, but it's also fair to point out that the first two eps so far... haven't.
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Post by: agrajag on April 22, 2019, 11:22:03 AM
there was zero intrigue in this episode besides Jon and Danny speaking for 30 seconds about him being a Targ at the end and it somehow felt anticlimactic. The rest was everyone drinking wine and singing kumbaya.
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on April 22, 2019, 11:26:34 AM
Guaranteed if this episode was part of a binge watching experience it'd be a favourite. In the future when people can immediately roll into the next episode I'm sure it'll be remembered fondly.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: agrajag on April 22, 2019, 11:36:09 AM
 :snore :boring
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 22, 2019, 12:07:44 PM
I wonder what show you idiots that want nothing but battles have been watching for 7+ fucking seasons, because the one everyone else is watching is called "Game of Thrones" and is about political backstabbing you fucking slackjawed simpleton fuckwits
I'd like a show that moves things forward. Instead of being like 'Remember Brienne?', "Remember Sam?" "Remember Gendry?"

It all comes off as contrived fan service. the only things that moved forward were the Sansa/Dany thing and Dany finding out about Jon. The rest was "Remember Podrick?!", "Remember Tormund?" "Remember the Millennium Falcon?"
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Post by: agrajag on April 22, 2019, 12:39:44 PM
(https://typicalstudent.org/uploads/images/2019/04/cover-game-of-thrones-season-8-memes-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: team filler on April 22, 2019, 12:41:19 PM
Guaranteed if this episode was part of a binge watching experience it'd be a favourite. In the future when people can immediately roll into the next episode I'm sure it'll be remembered fondly.
I'm never watching this shid again foh  :lol
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Post by: Don Rumata on April 22, 2019, 12:41:32 PM
I like "people talking episodes" infact, some of my favorite movies, are "people talking".
However these cartoon characters talking just aren't all that interesting anymore, and an episode like this, makes it all the more obvious.

GoT hasn't been super interesting in that sense in a while though, so i'm not surprised people just want to see ice zombies and dragons roll around in the mud.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 22, 2019, 02:26:56 PM
Y'all some simple ass bitches that don't know anything about story telling, along with GURM, and it shows.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: agrajag on April 22, 2019, 02:28:15 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 22, 2019, 02:44:45 PM
I will say, the shows over soon enough, so whining about it not progressing is kinda silly
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Nintex on April 22, 2019, 02:56:10 PM
Liked this episode better than the previous episode.

I'm kinda at a loss of who will die and who will live.
I'm thinking they're going to start with the ones that kind of have a complete story arc. but most of them still seem to have unfinished business in Kings Landing.

Also I have this feeling that it'll be a battle of queens in the end.
Cersei, Sansa and Danny and whoever is left to fight for them.

I have a theory that Jon will kill the Knight King and dies of his wounds. Which breaks the shaky alliance and everyone is back to one last round of Game of Thronesing
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Post by: Human Snorenado on April 22, 2019, 03:18:28 PM
It's pretty obvious that since the next episode is the big battle with the dead, and there's 3 episodes after, that those episodes will focus on the survivors conflict with Cersei and her bitch ass elephant-less army.

It's also pretty obvious that given the last episode, they're setting a bunch of people up to die. My bet would be on most of the "supporting" cast dying, with at least one person dead that will impact each of the main survivors in some way. My bets, in order of likelihood: Beric Donderrion, Sam, Ed, Ser Davos, Brienne, Jorah, Grey Worm, Theon, Pod, and Gendry. I also think it's more likely that Arya dies than Gendry, I think she'll be the one big "main cast" casualty. Then again, Bran and Sansa are the only Starks left without wolves, so maybe them. Although it's possible Bran wargs into something permanently.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: team filler on April 22, 2019, 03:33:37 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/1zoc3Pu.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/yDmAIqP.jpg)

after the big battle is over. the final episodes will be about moving on from feudalism into capitalism, as it's more natural. daddy P will guest star with zizek
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 22, 2019, 04:02:46 PM
The Eyrie Festival
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Post by: Nintex on April 22, 2019, 04:16:58 PM
Don't worry bois. 'Big brains' Tyrion got this.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
He'll defend the realm of men drunk in by far the weakest castle of the big houses and puts his armies in front the castle so the army of the dead can easily over run them.

He seems to have inherited the title of the Greatest General in all of Westeros from one Stannis Baratheon.  :thinking
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Post by: Don Rumata on April 22, 2019, 04:54:57 PM
Have they taken into account that every man fallen, will turn sides and become an ice zombie? Seems a pretty crucial detail, when you go army vs army.

I think maybe Ramsay and his "10 good men" were a better idea after all, if the goal was to just kill the night king.
Or may they have the whole army just rush him, immediately.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Nintex on April 22, 2019, 05:06:41 PM
Just have the dragons occasionally strafe the moving armies of the knight king.

They can't hit fast flying dragons on their flanks.

One or two fly by's a day would've decimated the army before it got to Winterfell.
Then get all the oil, wildfire and whatever explodes that you can find. Pour it and bury it in front of Winterfell. Once the army of dead walks over the markings, light a match and burn over half of them.

Also build some kick ass armor and weapons for the dragons to wear already.
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Post by: Raist on April 22, 2019, 05:13:38 PM
No one mentioned the dragon.

No one mentioned that telling the women and kids to "hide in the crypts cause it's super safe" may not be the greatest idea when the enemy boss can raise the fucking dead.


This will go well.
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Post by: agrajag on April 22, 2019, 08:04:18 PM
https://twitter.com/CIA/status/1120123885771476992


yikes
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Post by: team filler on April 22, 2019, 08:11:14 PM
capitalism is coming  ;)
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 23, 2019, 12:53:05 AM
Storytelling? Please, I kept expecting them to launch into a rousing rendition of  "drink with me" from les miserable.
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Post by: Brehvolution on April 23, 2019, 11:42:54 AM
https://twitter.com/maia419/status/1120358907074031617
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Post by: Nintex on April 23, 2019, 01:58:19 PM
It is kinda weird that this series has run for such a long time that we have seen Sansa(Sophie Turner) progress into a total bae.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on April 23, 2019, 08:05:35 PM
You know you're scraping the bottom of the barrel when Arya is riding bastard Baratheon dick. Brienne getting knighted got me misty eyed though.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Raist on April 24, 2019, 02:15:09 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/6sRnCzsXpiIG4/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: team filler on April 24, 2019, 02:17:44 AM
 :yuck
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Post by: Don Rumata on April 24, 2019, 02:29:23 AM
You know you're scraping the bottom of the barrel when Arya is riding bastard Baratheon dick. Brienne getting knighted got me misty eyed though.
First, assert dominance, showing off your knife throwing skill, implying how easy it'd be for you to kill them.
Then dredge up their past emotional sexual trauma to further destabilize them emotionally.
Finally go on about needing to lose your incel status before you die, as you forcefully push them to the ground and tell them to undress.

Arya got real problematic there.  :thinking
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Post by: agrajag on April 24, 2019, 10:25:17 AM
she was just teaching Gendry how to stick them with the pointy bit

 :idont
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Post by: Human Snorenado on April 24, 2019, 10:50:21 AM
You know you're scraping the bottom of the barrel when Arya is riding bastard Baratheon dick. Brienne getting knighted got me misty eyed though.
First, assert dominance, showing off your knife throwing skill, implying how easy it'd be for you to kill them.
Then dredge up their past emotional sexual trauma to further destabilize them emotionally.
Finally go on about needing to lose your incel status before you die, as you forcefully push them to the ground and tell them to undress.

Arya got real problematic there.  :thinking

Nah fam she learned from a pro

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/b5a8a088cdc28df43f54e0b4dda10a51/tenor.gif?itemid=7237395)

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Post by: BlueTsunami on April 24, 2019, 11:08:36 AM
Can't wait for Arya to send Gendry a raven with a fake letter as Melisandre stating she got a bottle of leeches with his name on it
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Post by: Human Snorenado on April 24, 2019, 11:20:08 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/107nzIC.jpg)
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Post by: BlueTsunami on April 25, 2019, 11:29:57 AM
(https://abload.de/img/img_9108198kfg.jpg) (http://abload.de/image.php?img=img_9108198kfg.jpg)
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Post by: team filler on April 25, 2019, 11:36:48 AM
 :yuck :yuck :yuck
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Post by: MMaRsu on April 25, 2019, 12:12:18 PM
(https://abload.de/img/img_9108198kfg.jpg) (http://abload.de/image.php?img=img_9108198kfg.jpg)

I thought showing her all sad after sex meant she didnt even come close
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Post by: Nintex on April 25, 2019, 12:22:33 PM
Arya/Gendry was sort of mundane for Game of Thrones.
As was Cersei/Euron. Especially the latter was just a pity fuck.

If this was season 2 or 3 there would at least be dragons or elephants involved.
Or maybe Sansa would set up Theon to be raped by a bunch wildlings warged by Bran while she sits on her throne and laughs just to get revenge on what he did to her and her family.
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Post by: Brehvolution on April 26, 2019, 09:47:49 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/4ytyOSZ.jpg)
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Post by: Tasty on April 26, 2019, 09:56:37 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/lF75Fme.png)
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Post by: eleuin on April 28, 2019, 10:49:55 PM
pouring one out for all the real ones  :salute
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Post by: Tasty on April 28, 2019, 10:59:43 PM
:crazy Ain't see that shit coming
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Post by: agrajag on April 28, 2019, 11:15:57 PM
The second it happened I was like

(https://media.giphy.com/media/12ZDIx1Mw1cXVm/giphy.gif)

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Post by: shosta on April 28, 2019, 11:26:12 PM
spoiler (click to show/hide)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDxKc4Mp4zc
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Post by: bluemax on April 28, 2019, 11:38:55 PM
Surprisingly few main character deaths. Although it seems like Daenerys' army is obliterated and she's down to 1 dragon.

Also, RIP Ghost?
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Post by: Tripon on April 29, 2019, 12:28:54 AM
Arya Stark was right.
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Post by: demi on April 29, 2019, 01:01:52 AM
spoiler (click to show/hide)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDxKc4Mp4zc
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thanks, saved me a click. now i can go spoil everyone at work
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Post by: Nola on April 29, 2019, 01:28:39 AM
That was fucking trash.

Benioff and Weiss have failed upwards more than any two douchebags in history.

The show is enjoyable if all I wanted was a well produced fantasy show.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
But this is ASOIAF, a series built on subverting narrative and fantasy tropes. And what the show has become since they got out in front of the books(and frankly even at times still in the books arc) is just not that. It safe, it’s full of itself, it’s cliched, it’s poorly paced, and it’s basically become a satire of itself. A series once built around the tension of no plot armor has handed it out to every B and even C league character. This was THE episode where the story was begging for enormously consequential, narrative changing deaths, and....nothing. Even the biggest threat of the series was basically disposed of like it was some random midsession Sopranos villain.

How these guys managed to weasel themselves into the full confidence of a Star Wars trilogy would shock me if it weren’t for the fact the people running that franchise are already literarily tone deaf. Failing up is right.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on April 29, 2019, 01:56:18 AM
Knowing that GURM will never finish ASoIaF and Glen will have to accept this series as the only true document of it is literally the only way I can get an erection anymore. Cry moar, Glen. Cry moar.
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Post by: Raist on April 29, 2019, 02:37:14 AM
And here I thought they'd surprise us and make the NK more than just a mildly annoying distraction.

Oh well.
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Post by: team filler on April 29, 2019, 03:16:44 AM
 :trash :trash :trash
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Post by: team filler on April 29, 2019, 03:23:11 AM
spoiler (click to show/hide)
https://twitter.com/ComfortablySmug/status/1122689799909990400
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Post by: Mandark on April 29, 2019, 03:28:34 AM
Bless the showrunners for salvaging some truly wretched source material.
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Post by: team filler on April 29, 2019, 03:46:04 AM
cersei 2020
make the 7 realms great again!

 :smug
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Post by: team filler on April 29, 2019, 04:39:13 AM
 :nsfw
spoiler (click to show/hide)
https://twitter.com/rosedommu/status/1122605666185744384
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Post by: Potato on April 29, 2019, 05:18:18 AM
:nsfw
spoiler (click to show/hide)
https://twitter.com/rosedommu/status/1122605666185744384
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:crazy :whatisthis :cat
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Post by: team filler on April 29, 2019, 05:56:26 AM
have a seat on the iron hog  :rash
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Post by: Don Rumata on April 29, 2019, 08:24:55 AM
Just watched it.

This shit is worse than fan fiction.
I am glad that at this point i just watch it because there's a couple of episodes left, and i have near-0 emotional investment, but i wouldn't wanna be a book reader right now, lol.

The whole episode was inane bullshit start to finish, too many dumb moments to mention, but the Arya spawning out of thin air to kill the Night King was a nice way to top off the garbage pile.

I had zero expectations, because it's been 3 or 4 season of shitty writing, but this was surprisingly bad even for those standards.

Genuinely curious to see how they can top this for the real finale.

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Post by: Don Rumata on April 29, 2019, 08:41:37 AM
Yeah the thing is, if i think back to the last 3-4 seasons, the only memorable moments (including this episode) is stuff related to budget you don't usually see on television.
Namely, all the expensive battle scenes and cgi shenanigans.

Which is good enough for a fantasy story, but the first couple of seasons felt like they had more to them than that.
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Post by: Svejk on April 29, 2019, 08:51:56 AM
Yeah, it had decent plot armor in the beginning of it all, but that got shat off in one episode revealing not much there.  Still... one of the best tv shows out there. 

"Alright Bran... ...  DO SOMETHING COOL!!"...... then Bran just be like  :trigger
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Post by: agrajag on April 29, 2019, 09:23:56 AM
Bran and the Dothrakis were completely useless. Those were the scrubs that were supposed to conquer Westeros? The ones that got wiped out in 30 seconds?

 :shaq2
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Post by: Brehvolution on April 29, 2019, 10:43:38 AM
https://i.imgur.com/Bxd8HPv.mp4
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Post by: El Babua on April 29, 2019, 10:48:34 AM
The audience I was with was complaining about the tactical decisions made by the living :lol

I think the episode itself was great but the ending felt hollow. Hopefully they still haven't used the third "Holy Shit!" moment GRRM told them a few years ago.

First one was Shireen getting burned, second was Hold the Door. Really hope the third is something other than Arya killing the NK. Still love the touch of the dagger that killed him being the same one meant for Bran way back in S1

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Post by: Steve Contra on April 29, 2019, 11:28:26 AM
Great episode. The night king  was always a boring enemy anyway so glad that's done.
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 29, 2019, 11:46:02 AM
So uhh...anyone wanna still talk about simple ass bitches that don't understand storytelling now?
Sheesh.
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Post by: Svejk on April 29, 2019, 11:53:08 AM
-The dragon fight in the air....  I was ready for Snow to jump off his dragon and either land on the NK's dragon, or while falling, slice the dragon's wing off and land back on his dragon..... nothing happened... he just runs into Khaleesi's dragon.  :doge

-Bran...  was ready for him to warg into Ghost and have the wolf pack come, or into a dragon, or the white walkers (their eys turn red or something)....    nothing happened.

My expectations were way too high.  :beli   
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Post by: Don Rumata on April 29, 2019, 12:37:19 PM
That was a big waste of cgi money, let me tell you.

At least i'm getting my Deadwood reunion.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 29, 2019, 12:56:19 PM
So Bran warging into the ravens. Was that to lure the Night King?

Also, I get that shits dark and that's probably how it would be if you were there but man that shit was hard to see at times.
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Post by: jakefromstatefarm on April 29, 2019, 01:14:04 PM
I think the worst part out of the whole episode were those ~10 minutes in the middle where it turns into clocktower with Arya and a bunch of zombies in the castle
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Post by: agrajag on April 29, 2019, 01:16:20 PM
I think the worst part out of the whole episode were those ~10 minutes in the middle where it turns into clocktower with Arya and a bunch of zombies in the castle

I thought the same thing. It turned into a 90's thriller for a good 15 minutes. Maybe they started running out of budget.
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Post by: Don Rumata on April 29, 2019, 01:53:48 PM
I think the worst part out of the whole episode were those ~10 minutes in the middle where it turns into clocktower with Arya and a bunch of zombies in the castle

I thought the same thing. It turned into a 90's thriller for a good 15 minutes. Maybe they started running out of budget.
I think it was more to break the pace, and also have a more dramatic turn, when she does come back to kill the Night King.
Though to me it didn't make all that much sense, since she was being cocky and killing waves of zombies the minute before.
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Post by: Tasty on April 29, 2019, 01:54:23 PM
I think the worst part out of the whole episode were those ~10 minutes in the middle where it turns into clocktower with Arya and a bunch of zombies in the castle

I thought that was the best part.
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 29, 2019, 01:55:38 PM
I think the worst part out of the whole episode were those ~10 minutes in the middle where it turns into clocktower with Arya and a bunch of zombies in the castle

I thought the same thing. It turned into a 90's thriller for a good 15 minutes. Maybe they started running out of budget.
I liked that part, because I played that level in Resident Evil.
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Post by: Tasty on April 29, 2019, 02:01:16 PM
Puppy :rejoice
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 29, 2019, 02:08:12 PM
I liked the random stealth game mechanic section too
I was waiting for Jon to have one of those Crash Bandicoot scenes where he has to run away from a boulder while facing the camera.  Oh well...
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Post by: Don Rumata on April 29, 2019, 02:09:23 PM
Jon had a good videogame moment, when he tried to rush the Night King, to interrupt his summoning animation.
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Post by: agrajag on April 29, 2019, 02:53:44 PM
I think the worst part out of the whole episode were those ~10 minutes in the middle where it turns into clocktower with Arya and a bunch of zombies in the castle

I thought the same thing. It turned into a 90's thriller for a good 15 minutes. Maybe they started running out of budget.
I think it was more to break the pace, and also have a more dramatic turn, when she does come back to kill the Night King.
Though to me it didn't make all that much sense, since she was being cocky and killing waves of zombies the minute before.

It didn't make sense for the reason you mentioned and also because the wights have ransacked the castle at that point and it was full on World War Z at that point. So the creepy, quiet hide and seek scene made no sense.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on April 29, 2019, 02:55:39 PM
Run from the boulder?  :nope

Punch the boulder.  :ohyeah
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Post by: MMaRsu on April 29, 2019, 03:59:48 PM
I thought it was pretty dope
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 29, 2019, 04:27:53 PM
Arya  :-*

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Post by: Nintex on April 29, 2019, 05:27:48 PM
This shit was epic. Holy shit.

This is a TV series brehs. Just look at how far we've come with TV series.

Not sure if it tops the battle of the bastards (if anything ever will for that matter) but this was insane. ]


Luckily the starks teamed up with the dragon queen. She still has the 'magically recruit large army with siege weapons' cheat active.
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 29, 2019, 06:09:46 PM
Y Arya doing Rey things tho
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Post by: headwalk on April 29, 2019, 09:19:19 PM
bit of a boring mess all told. big set piece battles are only good when there's some strategy going on to engage the audience, otherwise it's just endless randomly ordered B roll. if you start all your plot armour characters' hopeless last stands 25 minutes into a 90 minute episode there's nowhere to go from there

the RKArya out of nowhere moment was every bit as lame as it was always going to be, a decade of build up ended by a character flying in from off screen. don't think even the weirdest fanboy would be satisfied with that. always liked the idea that bran and the night king had some kind of bond but whatever, zombies are shit villains anyway.

shame really cause after slating the first episode i really enjoyed the second and thought it had some nice moments, this is straight back to STARZ tier trash TV though which undermines basically the whole series up until this point.
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Post by: team filler on April 29, 2019, 09:55:26 PM
https://twitter.com/D_Walt7/status/1122690222884564992
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Post by: team filler on April 29, 2019, 10:07:54 PM
#DemThrones :gurl
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 29, 2019, 10:51:04 PM
I’m pretty disappointed we didn’t get some more mythical bond, grand bargain, balancing of forces type of shit but I mean, 3 more episodes we’ll see, maybe
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Post by: TEEEPO on April 30, 2019, 12:21:04 AM
a single unearned revelation undermined years of world building

arya's big hero moment should've ended with the freys
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 30, 2019, 12:28:08 AM
When Omar got killed by a kid ya'll wet your panties

You come at the king you best not miss
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Post by: Raist on April 30, 2019, 12:32:11 AM
When Omar got killed by a kid ya'll wet your panties

You come at the king you best not miss

Well apparently you can still miss, and just drop and grab your dagger to poke the mighty dragon slaying, dead rising, dragonfire immune, greenseer big baddie. No probs.
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Post by: Don Rumata on April 30, 2019, 03:10:53 AM
When Omar got killed by a kid ya'll wet your panties
If Omar was followed, in that grocery store, by a hundred foot soldiers and about 15 generals who's eyes, as established multiple times, he could see through.
If all these foot soldiers and generals were also standing behind him, literally facing him and looking at his back.
If the little kid that shot him wasn't a random kid in the hood, but one of Stringerbell's main players, who had shot, up until that point, several dozens of Omar's men, so as to make it even more improbable to let him sneak by.
If Omar, instead of buying gum or whatever, was actually in an active battleground, and about to deliver the killing blow on the opposite army's leader.
And finally if, instead of his death by way of a random kid his very own myth helped create, in an elegant narrative bow; he was killed by just about the least thematically connected character in the ensemble, just to deliver some more fan service.

Then i think people wouldn't have been as pleased with the outcome.
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Post by: Potato on April 30, 2019, 03:37:27 AM
Just can't wait for this shit to be over.

I only have two hopes:

Chances of either of these things happening are fuck all and none.


Fuck this shit. At this point I am almost ready to just avoid both the show and the books and just finish things off by reading wikipedia summaries.
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Post by: bluemax on April 30, 2019, 03:40:49 AM
https://twitter.com/D_Walt7/status/1122690222884564992

And Team Dany just played game 7 of the conference finals like it was game 7 of the championship. Gregg Popovich ain't walking through that door.

Just can't wait for this shit to be over.

I only have two hopes:

  • The fat cunt GURM has actually been playing us for fools and has both final books practically ready to release once this pile of horseshit is over
  • The "major story beats" that he fed D&D were draft nonsense that he wanted to test market before committing to finalising the real story.
Chances of either of these things happening are fuck all and none.


Fuck this shit. At this point I am almost ready to just avoid both the show and the books and just finish things off by reading wikipedia summaries.

Anybody who thinks GURM has the books ready, or had better ideas than what the show has given us, clearly doesn't know GURM.
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Post by: Potato on April 30, 2019, 04:20:50 AM

Just can't wait for this shit to be over.

I only have two hopes:

  • The fat cunt GURM has actually been playing us for fools and has both final books practically ready to release once this pile of horseshit is over
  • The "major story beats" that he fed D&D were draft nonsense that he wanted to test market before committing to finalising the real story.
Chances of either of these things happening are fuck all and none.


Fuck this shit. At this point I am almost ready to just avoid both the show and the books and just finish things off by reading wikipedia summaries.

Anybody who thinks GURM has the books ready, or had better ideas than what the show has given us, clearly doesn't know GURM.

Like I said, two chances of either thing happening.
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Post by: kingv on April 30, 2019, 08:46:59 AM
GURM is never going to finish the books. He’s going to pivot into the real literary cash cow... YA Fiction.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on April 30, 2019, 09:26:13 AM
GURM is never going to finish the books. He’s going to pivot into the real literary cash cow... YA Fiction.

Wild Cards :rejoice
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Post by: agrajag on April 30, 2019, 09:27:48 AM
Lager, did you watch the commentary after the episode? They picked Arya to be the NK killer solely for the surprise factor. Not because it makes sense thematically. That's why it feels cheap to a lot of people. I don't really care, I am simply enjoying the spectacle at this point, but I turned off my brain when it comes to the show a long time ago.

The writing has been sloppy lately with a lot of loose ends simply not addressed. Like how do Varys (who has an axe to grind with red priests for chopping off his dick), Melissandre (who tried to sacrifice Gendry), Gendry, Beric (who sold Gendry to be sacrificed), Rya (who has Melissandre and Beric on her kill lost) all be at the same place and not even have a passing mention of their beef with each other?

And then one of the fucking producers says rhat all Dothraki had perished from the world. He wants us to believe that that small band that rode off to die were all the Dothraki in the world?

 :foodcourt

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Post by: Human Snorenado on April 30, 2019, 10:01:14 AM
They foreshadowed Arya killing NK when Mellisandre told her: "I see darkness in you... you will turn out the light of many eyes... brown eyes, green eyes, BLUE EYES" forever ago. Mellisandre reminded her of that when they ran into each other, in addition to her water dancer training. Arya and Beric also had a moment last week when the hound asked if Beric was still on her list.

I'm not saying it's WELL DONE. But some of it is being done and y'all just outchere ignoring it. This is junk food now, quit asking it to be a delicious family meal at the Olive Garden and you'll be happier with the end product.

:yeshrug
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Post by: Don Rumata on April 30, 2019, 10:16:39 AM
They foreshadowed Arya killing NK when Mellisandre told her: "I see darkness in you... you will turn out the light of many eyes... brown eyes, green eyes, BLUE EYES" forever ago.
:iface
Humans have brown, green and yes, blue eyes.
That's just a retrofitted "foreshadowing" that makes barely any sense.
It's kind of like the Hodor thing, but at least that one worked, because "HODOR" makes no sense in any other context, whereas blue eyes are just a normal ass color for people.

They even drop that line like it was a big reveal, but it felt more like a Kojima level retcon-connection of meaningless details.
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Post by: agrajag on April 30, 2019, 10:19:59 AM
So was Arya Azor Ahai, or are they never gonna mention that again? I am guessing it's the latter.

edit: day one, get the fuck outta here  :lol
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Post by: Tasty on April 30, 2019, 10:22:58 AM
So was Arya Azor Ahai, or are they never gonna mention that again? I am guessing it's the latter.

edit: day one, get the fuck outta here  :lol

That would be weird. The episode basically said "Hey y'all the Lord of Light is the real religion, have some swords and fire pits."
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Post by: El Babua on April 30, 2019, 11:40:51 AM
Yeah, thinking about this over 2 days, the ending was pretty dumb.

Cogman and the other guy wrote 2 pretty good episodes prior to this and D&D did D&D things  :trumps
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Post by: Brehvolution on April 30, 2019, 11:44:10 AM
It's not a surprise that Jaime and Tyrion survived. Why would they foreshadow their assassination arc in the prior episode if they were just gonna die?  :doge
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on April 30, 2019, 11:53:51 AM
I'm totally fine with Arya killing NK, but I think thematically it would've made more sense to have it happen after the war with Cersei.
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Post by: MMaRsu on April 30, 2019, 01:15:35 PM
I'm totally fine with Arya killing NK, but I think thematically it would've made more sense to have it happen after the war with Cersei.

Yeah but now we can get back to what really matters, what the entire show is about.. who gets to rule the seven kingdoms

If Cersei was smart she would attack straight after this battle. She would win 100%.

I think the people on the internet bitching about " We needed to know the NK true motivation!!" are just idiots. The NK didn't have any motivation besides killing all life. They said multiple times he's evil personified.

Arya killing the NK was badass af.

And yes, Melissandre does say something similar to her in S3.

https://youtu.be/vEj1aN_Rmj0?t=435

She says it in a different order, so yes I would consider it a slight retcon, but in the end a master assassin killing the NK was one of the only ways he would/could have been killed imo.
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Post by: agrajag on April 30, 2019, 01:25:26 PM
lmao THAT'S the foreshadowing Human Snorenado and Riotous are talking about? Get the fuck outta here man  :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: MMaRsu on April 30, 2019, 01:32:16 PM
That's what it references in the show :)

It's not exactly a foreshadowing that she was going to kill the NK.

But her being a master assassin, that was really the only way they were going to kill the NK anway. With a surprise/sneak attack, or with a trap. No other way to defeat this army.
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Post by: El Babua on April 30, 2019, 01:33:55 PM
lmao THAT'S the foreshadowing Human Snorenado and Riotous are talking about? Get the fuck outta here man  :lol :lol :lol

Dudes mad at GREM for not writing something they like for 20 years trying to justify bad writing on the show lol
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Post by: MMaRsu on April 30, 2019, 01:36:39 PM
Oh well it's all bad writing if it doesn't fit with the fanboys and how they want to see it

I read people online wanted to see the NK battling Jon in a 1v1 sword fight.

As if they have ever shown the NK to have any skill in sword fighting.

It aint never good enough is it?
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Post by: agrajag on April 30, 2019, 01:37:55 PM
I dunno, seems like their defense off Winterfell was pretty poorly thought out

edit: way to change your entire post MMa  ::)
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Post by: El Babua on April 30, 2019, 01:44:02 PM
And how did Arya actually become a master assassin in the show anyway?

Getting her ass kicked for an entire season and then getting kicked out after being dubbed "no one" for inexplicably no reason?
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on April 30, 2019, 01:45:08 PM
IMO, I think it would've been better if they figured out who wins the throne first, then had the white walkers come in after all the bickering and demolish like 90% of the remaining people. Whoever took the iron throne is basically left with the bittersweet honor of ruling a hill of dirt. I don't care who kills the Night King. To me white walkers represented the real threat that the throne drama was distracting everyone from, but somewhere along the line it got flip flopped.
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Post by: Don Rumata on April 30, 2019, 01:45:45 PM
"You'll kill a lot of bastards in your life, boy.. tall, short, ugly, handsome"
*20 years later, after killing the Goblin King.*
"Oh my God, that one seer did mention i'd kill some 'ugly bastard'!"

Again, you can choose to see it as a foreshadowing prophecy, but if it is, it's the most vague fucking pointless prophecy i've ever seen.
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Post by: MMaRsu on April 30, 2019, 02:06:16 PM
I dunno, seems like their defense off Winterfell was pretty poorly thought out

edit: way to change your entire post MMa  ::)

Wait what did I change?

Yes the entire defense was poorly thought out, I agree 100%. Terrible "strategy" by the living.
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Post by: Nintex on April 30, 2019, 02:07:12 PM
And then one of the fucking producers says rhat all Dothraki had perished from the world. He wants us to believe that that small band that rode off to die were all the Dothraki in the world?

 :foodcourt
That's because Daenerys has been using them as her disposable army.
She lost a bunch on the other side of the world. Then they took them along with ships (some might not have survived the journey).
They already joined in a few battles on this side of the world as well. Now the remnants have been slaughtered by the army of the dead.

This is also a recurring theme. Everyone who blindly follows Daenerys eventually ends up dead.

Anyhow, it's going to be fun to watch Daenerys recruit an entire baratheon army out of thin air next episode because they won but they're sort of short of an army and there aren't many 'banners' left to recruit.
The Knights of the Vale, remnants of the armies of the north, baratheon defectors, the Iron Born not loyal to Euron maybe some dudes from the smaller houses?
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Post by: agrajag on April 30, 2019, 02:07:22 PM
I dunno, seems like their defense off Winterfell was pretty poorly thought out

edit: way to change your entire post MMa  ::)

Wait what did I change?

Yes the entire defense was poorly thought out, I agree 100%. Terrible "strategy" by the living.

your original post was about how using Arya's stealth mode was their only option of winning, indicating that they executed this correctly.

Nintex, there were thousands of them if not millions, and not all unified under one Khalassar. I doubt that all of them, or even the majority came with her. And what about the women and children?
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Post by: MMaRsu on April 30, 2019, 02:08:12 PM
"You'll kill a lot of bastards in your life, boy.. tall, short, ugly, handsome"
*20 years later, after killing the Goblin King.*
"Oh my God, that one seer did mention i'd kill some 'ugly bastard'!"

Again, you can choose to see it as a foreshadowing prophecy, but if it is, it's the most vague fucking pointless prophecy i've ever seen.

Here Melisandre details the prophecy

https://youtu.be/_HLFdg7CRkI?t=390

But even she herself didn't know at that point, who that prophecy refers to.

Although I think she already knew all of this beforehand, and guided characters towards the point where they needed to be ( a role to play )

The Prince/Princess who was promised shall bring the dawn

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Post by: Nintex on April 30, 2019, 02:23:36 PM
I dunno, seems like their defense off Winterfell was pretty poorly thought out

edit: way to change your entire post MMa  ::)

Wait what did I change?

Yes the entire defense was poorly thought out, I agree 100%. Terrible "strategy" by the living.

Nintex, there were thousands of them if not millions, and not all unified under one Khalassar. I doubt that all of them, or even the majority came with her. And what about the women and children?
Maybe the dragons got hungry?  :awesome

Perhaps they meant the Dothraki in Westeros and not the ones overseas. That would make the most sense. But they were depicted as a nomadic horde not staying in once place for long.
In any case they're ruled out as a fighting force for Daenerys now. Unless she finds the Dragonballs and revives everyone.
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Post by: agrajag on April 30, 2019, 02:28:14 PM
how did they fucking suck so much that they got wiped out in seconds? The wights are not that formidable  as seen fighting everyone else. And how did Jorah manage to come back when he was leading the charge? He returned roughly five seconds after their swords went out, so that means he tucked tail and ran immediately :doge
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Post by: headwalk on April 30, 2019, 02:29:33 PM
mellisandre is like one of those rainmaking GAF insiders, complete with army of "told you so" hangers on when one sentence out of their 20,000 posts turns out vaguely prophetic.
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Post by: Raist on April 30, 2019, 02:31:47 PM
I'm totally fine with Arya killing NK, but I think thematically it would've made more sense to have it happen after the war with Cersei.
Arya killing the NK was badass af.



No, the way she killed him was fucking distinguished mentally-challenged.
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Post by: agrajag on April 30, 2019, 02:32:58 PM
also Nintex, I wouldn't worry too much about Dany. She still has a dragon and according to the preview of the next episode still has the North in her back pocket.

 :patel
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Post by: MMaRsu on April 30, 2019, 02:38:12 PM
I'm totally fine with Arya killing NK, but I think thematically it would've made more sense to have it happen after the war with Cersei.
Arya killing the NK was badass af.



No, the way she killed him was fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellowed.

Nah no it wasn't. She's a master assassin
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Post by: Nintex on April 30, 2019, 02:38:48 PM
how did they fucking suck so much that they got wiped out in seconds? The wights are not that formidable  as seen fighting everyone else. And how did Jorah manage to come back when he was leading the charge? He returned roughly five seconds after their swords went out, so that means he tucked tail and ran immediately :doge

And why did the Dothraki agree to be send out to die first in a land that's not theirs.

I get loyalty and all but if the red lady hadn't shown up they wouldn't even have flaming swords.
Also, why didn't she give everyone everyone flaming swords but only the riders.

Not to mention if she used some of those fire tricks out camping in the snow with Stannis they wouldn't have had to burn a child on a stake to please the fire god.
In fact, with flaming swords Stannis would've beaten the Bolton kid easily.
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 30, 2019, 02:40:07 PM
Let’s focus on the positive, I bet we get Clegane bowl now
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Post by: agrajag on April 30, 2019, 02:43:14 PM
well Dothraki are bloodthirsty savages so that part is on brand. But who ever made the boneheaded decision to send them out didn't think it through. Although maybe they decided there was no way the Dothraki could assimilate into the Westeros culture and figured out a inconspicuous way to get rid of them.  :doge
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Post by: agrajag on April 30, 2019, 02:44:33 PM
the flaming swords was a cheap parlor trick that didn't accomplish jack shit

 :sabu
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Post by: Raist on April 30, 2019, 02:48:17 PM
I'm totally fine with Arya killing NK, but I think thematically it would've made more sense to have it happen after the war with Cersei.
Arya killing the NK was badass af.



No, the way she killed him was fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellowed.

Nah no it wasn't. She's a master assassin

Sure. The NK can turn around in a split second and grab her throat. But somehow, he couldn't do anything about that bit of juggling with a dagger  ::)

Her "master assassin" training consisted mostly of getting rekt by that other girl. Give me a break.
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Post by: MMaRsu on April 30, 2019, 02:53:44 PM
Oh right so because he let his guard down, because he was a dumbass bitch who thought he was safe ( he literally destroyed their army so I would assume he would think he had already won ) he cannot defend himself against Arya in a split second.

Nowhere in the entire series has he shown a proclivity for swordfighting or fighting of any kind really.

He was too afraid to go against Aegon 1v1 and ran away like a lil bitch.

Literally the only way to kill the NK at that point would have been a surprise/stealth/trap against the NK. Otherwise everyone would have died right then and there. Maybe Dany could have flown away but yeah that's basically it then.

But yeah, three more episodes with the NK tearing down King's Landing with just Cersei and her army would have been fun right?
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Post by: MMaRsu on April 30, 2019, 02:55:04 PM
I'm totally fine with Arya killing NK, but I think thematically it would've made more sense to have it happen after the war with Cersei.
Arya killing the NK was badass af.



No, the way she killed him was fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellowed.

Nah no it wasn't. She's a master assassin

Sure. The NK can turn around in a split second and grab her throat. But somehow, he couldn't do anything about that bit of juggling with a dagger  ::)

Her "master assassin" training consisted mostly of getting rekt by that other girl. Give me a break.

And killing the crasters and their whole family. And she probably murders way more people as a faceless.

But I guess the audience needs to have EVERYTHING spelled out for them. And shown.

Suspend your belief for dragons breh but not a girl turned into a master assassin over the course of seasons.
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Post by: agrajag on April 30, 2019, 03:00:07 PM
Ok then let's not pretend that Jon Snow couldn't have merked him 1v1with his Oathbreaker or whatever his Valyrian sword is called if he and Dany actually articulated a strategy based on targeting him and using her dragon to wreck the wights protecting him. Don't come here with that "only Arya could do it" nonsense.  :doge

Best thing they could've done is stay behind the walls with the dragons, light the barriers when the army of the undead approaches and pepper them with dragon fire and fire arrows. If the dragons stayed back, they could prevent them from making that opening through the fire barrier. Deal with the ice dragon when he gets there.
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Post by: Raist on April 30, 2019, 03:00:59 PM
Nowhere in the entire series has he shown a proclivity for swordfighting or fighting of any kind really.


Except, for instance, about a minute before getting popped like a scrub, by grabbing Theon's spear, snapping it like it's a twig, and stick him with the pointy end in about 1.5 seconds :lol


But I guess Theon isn't a M A S T A H  A S S A S S I N
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Post by: agrajag on April 30, 2019, 03:04:28 PM
Theon was a low test soyboy, sad!
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 30, 2019, 03:04:31 PM
Was honestly hoping Theon would surprise NK with his tolerance for pain after his past and at least slow him down for someone else to deliver the blow. Which is almost what happened?
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Post by: agrajag on April 30, 2019, 03:05:50 PM
Was honestly hoping Theon would surprise NK with his tolerance for pain after his past and at least slow him down for someone else to deliver the blow. Which is almost what happened?

Optimally, the NK would try to stab Theon in the dick only for Theon to smuggly reveal that he has no dick (Return of the King style) and end him.  8)
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Post by: Raist on April 30, 2019, 03:06:58 PM
Bran pulling a dragon glass dagger from beneath his blanket and stabbing the NK in the dick would have been infinitely better than the crap they came up with. Perfect way to fulfill his dream of being a knight.
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Post by: MMaRsu on April 30, 2019, 03:07:14 PM
Nowhere in the entire series has he shown a proclivity for swordfighting or fighting of any kind really.


Except, for instance, about a minute before getting popped like a scrub, by grabbing Theon's spear, snapping it like it's a twig, and stick him with the pointy end in about 1.5 seconds :lol


But I guess Theon isn't a M A S T A H  A S S A S S I N

Yea, theon aint fucking shit, ran at him for like 15 seconds, telegraphing his exact movements and attack pattern.

Even a fucking baby could disarm Theon and stab him in his dickless body.

Whereas Arya jumped towards him so fast, nobody saw her coming, not even the NK. He was lucky to grab her at all.

Come the fuck on Raist stop fucking trolling here.
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Post by: MMaRsu on April 30, 2019, 03:09:09 PM
Bran pulling a dragon glass dagger from beneath his blanket and stabbing the NK in the dick would have been infinitely better than the crap they came up with. Perfect way to fulfill his dream of being a knight.

And then you wouldn't have everyone screaming " Aww that was lame, the NK just goes out like that against Bran who hasn't done anything in seasons?"

Yeah right. Can't satisfy yall man. No matter what the writers came up with, it's always going to be trite, unrealistic etc.
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Post by: Raist on April 30, 2019, 03:09:36 PM
Speaking of telegraphing, shouldn't a M A S T A H  A S S A S S I N avoid screaming like a lunatic when trying to backstab their prey? :thinking
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Post by: agrajag on April 30, 2019, 03:10:35 PM
Theon had years of legit military training and has been through tons of battles as well as being an expert bowman. He only "ran at him for 15 seconds and telegraphed his exact movement" because that's what the shitty writing required.   :lol

The shitty writing also required for Bran to be protected by ragtag team of cannon fodder while Jon and Dany get lost in the snow storm for 30 minutes.
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Post by: Tasty on April 30, 2019, 03:11:22 PM
Why didn't they arm a bunch of snipers with dragonglass-tip arrows? :thinking
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Post by: agrajag on April 30, 2019, 03:13:16 PM
Why didn't they arm a bunch of snipers with dragonglass-tip arrows? :thinking

They should've spiked every nook, cranny and sharp corner with dragon glass tbh. The undead are kind of clumsy.
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Post by: MMaRsu on April 30, 2019, 03:13:38 PM
Ok then let's not pretend that Jon Snow couldn't have merked him 1v1with his Oathbreaker or whatever his Valyrian sword is called if he and Dany actually articulated a strategy based on targeting him and using her dragon to wreck the wights protecting him. Don't come here with that "only Arya could do it" nonsense.  :doge

Best thing they could've done is stay behind the walls with the dragons, light the barriers when the army of the undead approaches and pepper them with dragon fire and fire arrows. If the dragons stayed back, they could prevent them from making that opening through the fire barrier. Deal with the ice dragon when he gets there.

Why not? The NK did not want to fight Jon 1 v 1. He ran away like a bitch.

Before that he was on the dragon. When he fell off ( because they were trying to ram his ass off ), fire didn't kill him. So they tried that.

Jon wanted to fight the NK 1 v 1 when he ran towards him.

Fast forward to the scene at the end.

------------------------------------------------------------

Dany is fighting for her life
Jon is fighting for his life

No other decent warrior is anywhere close to Bran, and even if they are, they have no chance getting past any white walkers or wights.

In the end at that moment in time, it was only Arya who could kill him. The NK let his guard down. He thought he had won. He let Theon charge him because he knew this guy is a fucking idiot because he's going to charge at me in the same position for 10 seconds, letting me see right through his defences.

If the NK killed Bran, he probably would have killed our other main characters as well. Maybe Dany would be able to fly away.

Then we would have three more episodes with Cersei and her army defending KL and the NK burning it all down.
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Post by: Raist on April 30, 2019, 03:13:46 PM
Why didn't they arm a bunch of snipers with dragonglass-tip arrows? :thinking


They spent it all on the Hound's axe.
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Post by: MMaRsu on April 30, 2019, 03:15:07 PM
Theon had years of legit military training and has been through tons of battles as well as being an expert bowman. He only "ran at him for 15 seconds and telegraphed his exact movement" because that's what the shitty writing required.   :lol

The shitty writing also required for Bran to be protected by ragtag team of cannon fodder while Jon and Dany get lost in the snow storm for 30 minutes.

Wasn't that Bran's plan? He knew whoever he had there to defend him wouldn't do shit in the end. He foresaw it.

Dany and Jon got lost in the storm because they didn't account for the storm.

But sure just blame it all on shitty writing man, it's easy. Why even continue to watch the show if the writing is so shitty? '


Either way I dont give a fuck, I most certainly enjoyed it and thought it was a great end to that NK :). Who was a boring villain anyway.
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Post by: Don Rumata on April 30, 2019, 03:15:41 PM
Arya being a Master Assassin or not, isn't even the issue, in my opinion.
I'm willing to accept that she's become a godly ninja, since they've been beating us over the head with it, over the last 2 seasons, but what i take issue with, is the way they decided to implement these skills, just wasn't clever on any level.
She literally jumped out of off screen, going past dozens of people with no explanation.
Regardless of how "realistic" that is, it's just not fun from a storytelling perspective, because it doesn't respect its own rules, it's just a cheap editing trick, that betrays your suspension of disbelief as a viewer.
That's what a plot-hole really is, it's breaking the established rule-set, for convenience's sake.

I'm ok with Arya killing the NK using her ninja skills, but come up with some fucking method she actually implements, that isn't abusing the editing software to teleport behind him, just because you're too lazy to write yourself out of that corner.
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Post by: agrajag on April 30, 2019, 03:15:45 PM
MMa all of the above happened because lazy writing required for everyone to act dumb to get to writers' desired conclusion. We are speculating on how ELSE it could have gone down.
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Post by: MMaRsu on April 30, 2019, 03:17:38 PM
Ok yeah well, whatever. This shit aint fucking Lost.

Bad writing  :lol. Give me a break.

Yes characters survived that shouldnt have. Yes Arya makes a crazy dash+jump. She could have been hiding around there.

But I guess that's impossible because it's all lazy writing.

I'm done debating it
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Post by: agrajag on April 30, 2019, 03:19:27 PM
Is thinking that the schlocky HBO sword and armor fantasy show has poor writing really that controversial of an opinion to you? Really?
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on April 30, 2019, 03:20:45 PM
To be fair, if you didn't expect a ton of deus ex machina from a show with 900 hanging threads and 6 eps left to wrap it all up you were setting yourself up for disappointment.
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Post by: agrajag on April 30, 2019, 03:22:03 PM
Theon had years of legit military training and has been through tons of battles as well as being an expert bowman. He only "ran at him for 15 seconds and telegraphed his exact movement" because that's what the shitty writing required.   :lol

The shitty writing also required for Bran to be protected by ragtag team of cannon fodder while Jon and Dany get lost in the snow storm for 30 minutes.

Wasn't that Bran's plan? He knew whoever he had there to defend him wouldn't do shit in the end. He foresaw it.

Dany and Jon got lost in the storm because they didn't account for the storm.

But sure just blame it all on shitty writing man, it's easy. Why even continue to watch the show if the writing is so shitty? '


Either way I dont give a fuck, I most certainly enjoyed it and thought it was a great end to that NK :). Who was a boring villain anyway.

Maybe I don't watch the show for its brilliant writing, but for whores, tits, dragons torching fools and barbarians lopping people's heads off?


To be fair, if you didn't expect a ton of deus ex machina from a show with 900 hanging threads and 6 eps left to wrap it all up you were setting yourself up for disappointment.

I enjoy the show and haven't missed an episode. But let's not pretend it's Blood Meridian either.
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Post by: Nintex on April 30, 2019, 03:22:06 PM
I like it better that the big evil is Cersei and not some mute blue eyed idiot. I suppose the writers found that out as well.

However, some decisions by the 'smartest people in the room' were really dumb. Like hiding in the crypts with the corpses when you know that your enemy has the power to revive those corpses.
Also having the one guy with knowledge (Sam) on the front lines because he 'wants to' was dumb. Sam should've been all the way in the back, observing it from afar.
To be able to escape to the south and tell what happened there (him being a Maester would've allowed him some sort of diplomatic immunity or at least they'd hear him out before killing him).

That doesn't take away from the fact that it was easily some of the most epic 80 minutes of television ever created and it got me pumped for what comes next.

To be fair, if you didn't expect a ton of deus ex machina from a show with 900 hanging threads and 6 eps left to wrap it all up you were setting yourself up for disappointment.
So far they're doing a better job than something like Boardwalk Empire. Which just 'ended' leaving almost nothing resolved.
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Post by: Raist on April 30, 2019, 03:22:28 PM
What was the fucking point of that "pls Gendry make me this seekreet weapon I designed muhself plssssss" thing anyway? :lol

See, if she had fought the NK in single combat, and killed him thanks to that weapon, that would have made sense.

Her "master assassin" training was mostly that, and they clubbed people over the head with it. Including not that long ago with that practice fight against Brienne.

As for the rest, I'm pretty sure even Sansa could also have wiped the Freys if she had access to poison and some perfect disguise shit.
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on April 30, 2019, 03:27:10 PM
I enjoy the show and haven't missed an episode. But let's not pretend it's Blood Meridian either.

I mean I agree they could be handling it better, but given the last two or three seasons I came in expecting dumb.
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Post by: agrajag on April 30, 2019, 03:30:21 PM
I enjoy the show and haven't missed an episode. But let's not pretend it's Blood Meridian either.

I mean I agree they could be handling it better, but given the last two or three seasons I came in expecting dumb.

The fact that it isn't really plot heavy is a saving grace for this season. The show writers have been somewhat rudderless since they caught up and overtook the books. This season is miles better than the show's low of "bad pussy," I'll give it that.
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Post by: Svejk on April 30, 2019, 03:32:39 PM
So, Cersei is going to see how Jamie is with Brienne and have the Mountain kill Brianne, in which will trigger The Hound vs. The Mountain fight, and will follow by Jamie killing Cersei... and be known as the Queen Slayer....   I'm calling it now.
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on April 30, 2019, 03:33:16 PM
Yeah it definitely has ascended from straight trash to enjoyably shallow pulp fantasy.
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Post by: Brehvolution on April 30, 2019, 03:39:51 PM
 :nerds
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Post by: El Babua on April 30, 2019, 04:24:40 PM
Including his support of Yang over Biden :smug
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Post by: MMaRsu on April 30, 2019, 04:36:35 PM
I've been looking at youtube clips of past seasons for over one and a half hour now  >:(


But honestly to me even in S6 shit like this is still decent to great writing most of the time ( conversation wise )

Sure it's no Tywin or anything but still good

https://youtu.be/Pwqm8Khkfsk
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 30, 2019, 05:18:29 PM
Lager, did you watch the commentary after the episode? They picked Arya to be the NK killer solely for the surprise factor. Not because it makes sense thematically. That's why it feels cheap to a lot of people. I don't really care, I am simply enjoying the spectacle at this point, but I turned off my brain when it comes to the show a long time ago.

The writing has been sloppy lately with a lot of loose ends simply not addressed. Like how do Varys (who has an axe to grind with red priests for chopping off his dick), Melissandre (who tried to sacrifice Gendry), Gendry, Beric (who sold Gendry to be sacrificed), Rya (who has Melissandre and Beric on her kill lost) all be at the same place and not even have a passing mention of their beef with each other?

And then one of the fucking producers says rhat all Dothraki had perished from the world. He wants us to believe that that small band that rode off to die were all the Dothraki in the world?

 :foodcourt

I turned off my brain too, i mean the episode waa not perfect but it was fun.
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Post by: naff on April 30, 2019, 06:15:27 PM
 ??? Arya killing nk was pretty heavily telegraphed. The only Stark who is now also an assassin of the most elite order. Cinematography and direction were pretty atrocious. Yes they wanted to convey the chaos and disarray but it was quite sloppy execution taking a lot of liberty with continuity and character location. Jorah Mormont how conveniently located, actually there are only 4 wights attacking you now Jon not the 300 rabid ice zombies we showed surrounding you moments ago. etc. I'd have to watch again to count all the little continuity, and other issues but generally just really disliked the battle.  Was annoyed from the outset when they sent the forward mounts with fire swords into the wall of wights as an emotional ploy that really set the tone of despair as all their swords were slowly extinguished while the remaining soldiers looked on  ::) Stupid, contrived bs.
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Post by: naff on April 30, 2019, 06:27:58 PM
Arya being a Master Assassin or not, isn't even the issue, in my opinion.
I'm willing to accept that she's become a godly ninja, since they've been beating us over the head with it, over the last 2 seasons, but what i take issue with, is the way they decided to implement these skills, just wasn't clever on any level.
She literally jumped out of off screen, going past dozens of people with no explanation.
Regardless of how "realistic" that is, it's just not fun from a storytelling perspective, because it doesn't respect its own rules, it's just a cheap editing trick, that betrays your suspension of disbelief as a viewer.
That's what a plot-hole really is, it's breaking the established rule-set, for convenience's sake.

I'm ok with Arya killing the NK using her ninja skills, but come up with some fucking method she actually implements, that isn't abusing the editing software to teleport behind him, just because you're too lazy to write yourself out of that corner.

The whole ep was a series of cheap tricks. Arya killing NK in such lacklustre fashion was just the cherry on top.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
i should read more of the thread before posting. just rehashing other peoples points  :doge
[close]
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Post by: Nintex on April 30, 2019, 06:49:58 PM
Who was managing the defense anyway?

Jorah went with the Dothraki. Jaime was on the front. Jon and Daenerys were flying their dragons, Tyrion was in the crypt with Sansa and Varys and Theon went with Bran.
Other than that it was just lone wolves like Clegane, Beric, Arya, the Unsullied and Brienne out there.

The only "tactician" who was in the back to manage the defense of Winterfell was ... Sir Davos. And he performed as well as he did during the battle of blackwater bay.
Failing the one task he had which was signaling the dragons.  :lol

They could've at least put some catapults behind the castle walls instead of neatly lining up their entire army outside of the walls ready to be slaughtered by a zombie horde.

Another strategic error were the use of the dothraki. They should've told them to hold and wait until the enemy forces got closer and attacked them at their right and left flanks. Much like how Stannis easily routed the Wildlings.
Davos is supposed to know all this.  :doge
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Post by: headwalk on April 30, 2019, 06:58:45 PM
"tactics" and "strategy"? alright gramps, we're not at boarding school in the 1950s anymore. can't gram that shit.

my bby got white dudes to slay. unplug your brain you virgins.
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 30, 2019, 07:01:51 PM
Lil leader girl killing the giant wight was cool tho y no one talk about that
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Post by: Human Snorenado on April 30, 2019, 07:04:16 PM
The strategy and tactics were atrocious.

No scouting. No obstacles to slow the advance. One artillery barrage. Cavalry charge in the dark with no scouting. Archers barely used until late in the battle. Dragons barely used at all offensively.

There should have been advance scouts deployed, and the WW force should have been taking a nonstop artillery barrage from the moment they were in range, with rows and rows of obstacles placed to slow their advance and keep them in artillery range longer. The dragons should have been strafing their flanks constantly. It's absurd that the NK was able to get >95% of his original force within 500 feet of Winterfell. He should have been down a few thousand wights before a single human made contact with his army.

Hahahahaha you're acting like any of this was out of character for Jon Snow, who I'm sure will go on to be the worst possible King one day

(https://i.imgur.com/TWgiSwI.jpg)
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Post by: headwalk on April 30, 2019, 07:05:36 PM
Lil leader girl killing the giant wight was cool tho y no one talk about that

because a few seasons ago when the show had some sand he'd have just bitten the little cunt's head off and that'd be the end of it.
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Post by: Tokyosandblaster on April 30, 2019, 07:16:35 PM
The strategy and tactics were atrocious.

No scouting. No obstacles to slow the advance. One artillery barrage. Cavalry charge in the dark with no scouting. Archers barely used until late in the battle. Dragons barely used at all offensively.

There should have been advance scouts deployed, and the WW force should have been taking a nonstop artillery barrage from the moment they were in range, with rows and rows of obstacles placed to slow their advance and keep them in artillery range longer. The dragons should have been strafing their flanks constantly. It's absurd that the NK was able to get >95% of his original force within 500 feet of Winterfell. He should have been down a few thousand wights before a single human made contact with his army.
Keep winning, Jack Remington. (This episode was garbage)
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Post by: agrajag on April 30, 2019, 07:19:09 PM
maybe they should've let Tyrion out of the crypt so someone with brains could actually manage their defenses.

They pretty much did the opposite of everything this guy recommended.  :lol


https://youtu.be/S8frk3Nxo78

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Post by: naff on April 30, 2019, 07:19:23 PM
i don't really remember the premise for jon running into the battle of the bastards so recklessly, and whether the Vale crew showing up to save them from the boltons was anticipated or not but man that battle was sick
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Post by: Mandark on April 30, 2019, 07:37:25 PM
i don't really remember the premise for jon running into the battle of the bastards so recklessly, and whether the Vale crew showing up to save them from the boltons was anticipated or not but man that battle was sick

Ramsey released Tommen and Jon was running to meet him.

Also, ever since Jon Snow got killed and told Melisandre not to bring him back the next time he's acted like someone with a serious death wish, both with the character's decisions and Kit Harrington looking perpetually exhausted. I don't know if that's deliberate but I've enjoyed it.
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Post by: Himu on April 30, 2019, 09:47:04 PM
I used to like Dany.

Now I fucking hate her.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 01, 2019, 12:11:27 AM
I will admit that having the catapults in front of the infantry was total lolz, as was the fact they fired off like one round

But honestly if you get upset about this stuff thats not a good look, just enjoy the ride.
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Post by: team filler on May 01, 2019, 12:22:06 AM
it was better when all the fighting over the iron thrown was pointless with the night king on his way to wipe everyone out

I became #teamNK from the show being so dumb

the dothraki were: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw4KJtYx8Z8

#demthrones is south park level storytelling, with 1000x the budget  :lol
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Post by: Himu on May 01, 2019, 12:23:31 AM
I'm just along for the ride. The show writers have showed themselves to be lacking a long time ago. Just have fun and enjoy the fact that we are almost free from GURM :rejoice
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Post by: Tasty on May 01, 2019, 12:30:00 AM
Dany was always the worst.

Bran had the best storyline until they tanked it. :(
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Post by: Himu on May 01, 2019, 12:31:18 AM
The strategy and tactics were atrocious.

No scouting. No obstacles to slow the advance. One artillery barrage. Cavalry charge in the dark with no scouting. Archers barely used until late in the battle. Dragons barely used at all offensively.

There should have been advance scouts deployed, and the WW force should have been taking a nonstop artillery barrage from the moment they were in range, with rows and rows of obstacles placed to slow their advance and keep them in artillery range longer. The dragons should have been strafing their flanks constantly. It's absurd that the NK was able to get >95% of his original force within 500 feet of Winterfell. He should have been down a few thousand wights before a single human made contact with his army.

Hahahahaha you're acting like any of this was out of character for Jon Snow, who I'm sure will go on to be the worst possible King one day

(https://i.imgur.com/TWgiSwI.jpg)

I won't allow you to talk about my man like this. The future king. :rejoice

Imagine being me. My favorite character is the best character in the books AND is likely to sit on the iron throne on the virtue of being a man, saving the realm from the wrath of Daenerys.

 :salute

You're welcome!
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Post by: Himu on May 01, 2019, 12:39:05 AM
tbh you guys expecting more make no sense. GoT is not well written and hasn't been since at least season 2 or 3. I'm surprised y'all haven't gotten used to this shit by now. Keep your standards low and enjoy a fun popcorn pulp fantasy.
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Post by: team filler on May 01, 2019, 12:47:04 AM
you like short guys, himu?
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Post by: Himu on May 01, 2019, 12:48:01 AM
you like short guys, himu?

how short? Tyrion short or Tom Cruise short? I'm down with Tom Cruise short? I am short myself.  :-*
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Post by: team filler on May 01, 2019, 12:49:46 AM
ain't jon targaryen like 5'3 ?
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Post by: Himu on May 01, 2019, 12:50:34 AM
ain't jon targaryen like 5'3 ?

Jesus, I'm like 1 inch taller than him.

He's Prince tall? I don't have a thing for Kit. I just love the character! :rejoice
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Post by: team filler on May 01, 2019, 12:52:30 AM
I always imagined you were a 6' amazonian goddess  :-[
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Post by: Himu on May 01, 2019, 12:53:00 AM
Thank God I'm not :rejoice
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Post by: BIONIC on May 01, 2019, 01:43:19 AM
filler trying to messageboard cheat on Sophie  :wag
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Post by: Raist on May 01, 2019, 05:27:28 AM
Well, there goes a lot of the foreshadowing stuff :lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ1yC3yESLQ&t=8m55s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ1yC3yESLQ&t=8m55s)
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 01, 2019, 09:55:41 AM
Yeah ofcourse that foreshadowing is bull. But it fits nicely imo. Arya is next to Aegon the only one realistically who could kill the NK.

But I guess if ur like nah Arya is still a noob and no master assassin ( which the show clearly needs to spell out for some ) then I understand why you wouldnt take that as possibility.
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Post by: agrajag on May 01, 2019, 10:10:21 AM
Tbh the "lol Jon was always incompetent and stupid" as an argument against the show having shitty writing makes no sense because the show constently presents Jon as the best the good guys got. And everyone wants him to be their leader.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on May 01, 2019, 10:21:54 AM
Tbh the "lol Jon was always incompetent and stupid" as an argument against the show having shitty writing makes no sense because the show constently presents Jon as the best the good guys got. And everyone wants him to be their leader.

That just shows how dumb the North is.
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Post by: agrajag on May 01, 2019, 10:40:23 AM
Tbh the "lol Jon was always incompetent and stupid" as an argument against the show having shitty writing makes no sense because the show constently presents Jon as the best the good guys got. And everyone wants him to be their leader.

That just shows how dumb the North is.

the North... And Dany. And Tyrion. And Varys. And Brienne. And the Onion Knight. And the Red Lady. And Berric Dondarion. And the Vale. And now Jaime. It's almost like everyone is dumb because the show is dumb.
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Post by: agrajag on May 01, 2019, 10:52:36 AM
so why did the experienced battle commanders make such rookie tactical errors?
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Post by: agrajag on May 01, 2019, 11:06:47 AM
Reeotous calling me an insufferable nerd.   :lol
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Post by: headwalk on May 01, 2019, 11:09:23 AM
it's not really about the real world though is it mate. a good battle is no different from any other piece of good drama, with all the same rules. it doesn't have to be realistic but it does need to operate within an identifiable framework. there has to be motive, intent, reaction and consequence, otherwise like i said above, the audience just gets stinkfisted into numbness within the first 10 minutes and it becomes a massively expensive way for nothing interesting to happen.
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Post by: agrajag on May 01, 2019, 11:21:59 AM
I enjoyed the show and the episode

 :idont
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Post by: Don Rumata on May 01, 2019, 11:56:30 AM
Reeotous calling me an insufferable nerd.   :lol

I'm just fucking around;  I won't fault you guys for giving a shit..

... but I will say you are doing it wrong.   I got annoyed briefly "why are they charging?" but then I thought "Oh that's a cool scene, I get it" once I saw their sword-flames being "snuffed out" and how dramatic that was.

What do you gain by caring so much about the battle strategies used on a show that is 99% not about battles?

edit:  And I still "get it".. I have failed to enjoy media too.. but you guys are failing.    Hopefully you enjoy the nit-picking though.
Yeah but even if you consider "why isn't the tactic realistic" a nitpick, which is fair enough, on a storytelling standpoint, it still ringed very hollow (and thus unengaging and boring to watch) when every other scene was red-shirt-slaughter with bubbles of magical plot armors forming around main characters, with a couple of telegraphed deaths (of very secondary characters), and on top of that, almost every "near death" moment for the main characters, got resolved the same way, 15 times (with another hero jumping in from off screen at the last second).

Even if you forego the "battle tactics" aspect, the bad writing still hampered the basic enjoyment of what was on screen.
You can enjoy the sheer spectacle, and effects, and i think pretty much everybody here conceded as much on that front, but the bad writing went beyond just nitpicking, i think.
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Post by: Himu on May 01, 2019, 12:18:20 PM
so why did the experienced battle commanders make such rookie tactical errors?

Because it’s a tv show not trying to portray realistic military strategy. Military strategy and stuff in these types of shows is always stupid. They’re playing it up for drama. Just like they always have. To them, shock and drama > better storytelling if they can get away with it.

It is known.
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Post by: agrajag on May 01, 2019, 12:20:58 PM
glad you agree that it's stupid
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Post by: Brehvolution on May 01, 2019, 12:40:52 PM
Theon should have just waited 2 minutes.
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Post by: Himu on May 01, 2019, 02:01:29 PM
https://www.dailydot.com/layer8/alex-jones-game-of-thrones/?fbclid=IwAR2hk5AFlYXR-RnLhLj8cbWVTxDoiwdIjELlRB4PztROSeCODHhi3E0LXHg

hahahaha
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Post by: Himu on May 01, 2019, 03:11:27 PM
https://youtu.be/uAM6V-sHSQM

Stuff like this is why I give GoT a loooooot of rope. They've diverged so much from the books I love that I'm numb to the stupid shit now. I no longer care. I just want closure and freedom from Gurm. :rejoice
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Post by: agrajag on May 01, 2019, 03:12:59 PM
https://youtu.be/uAM6V-sHSQM

Stuff like this is why I give GoT a loooooot of rope. They've diverged so much from the books I love that I'm numb to the stupid shit now. I no longer care. I just want closure and freedom from Gurm. :rejoice

lol it's on my Watch Later que, haven't gotten around to it yet.
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Post by: team filler on May 01, 2019, 03:13:20 PM
There are books?  :snob
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Post by: Joe Molotov on May 01, 2019, 03:21:23 PM
There are books?  :snob

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/A1%2Byp2ruuML.jpg)
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Post by: Himu on May 01, 2019, 03:26:19 PM
There are books?  :snob

absolutely not and i suggest not reading them, less you are willing to bind yourself to the curse of Gurm!!
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Post by: Raist on May 01, 2019, 03:39:02 PM
Yeah ofcourse that foreshadowing is bull. But it fits nicely imo. Arya is next to Aegon the only one realistically who could kill the NK.

But I guess if ur like nah Arya is still a noob and no master assassin ( which the show clearly needs to spell out for some ) then I understand why you wouldnt take that as possibility.

It doesn't fit anything. Melissandre said "brown blue and green eyes". Basically meaning, potentially anyone. Lots of people. Whatever. It has fuck all to do with the NK.

Arya can certainly fight, and Sylvio would be proud, I'll give you that.

But the whole "master assassin" thing makes me laugh. It's not exactly hard to assassinate people when you have access to magical face masks that make you look and sound exactly like whoever the fuck you want.
Call me when she infiltrates the Red Keep and wipes everyone out, without using cheat mode.

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Post by: Himu on May 01, 2019, 05:05:49 PM
never mind, we have. Forgot about that.
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Post by: Himu on May 01, 2019, 05:27:18 PM
Enough about stupid shit. And I'm surprised most of you are complaining about shit like the Dothraki running into the darkness and not character moments. Character moments like the fact they put Tyrion - one of the smartest men in the seven kingdoms - as well as Varys - nearly his equal - in the crypts and NEITHER of them considered the fact they were in a crypt where the main villain RESURRECTS THE FUCKING DEAD and yet didn't consider arming every woman and child in that room. Because this is GoT and good writing went out the window as soon as they passed the books.

Anyways, I really liked the episode despite all of the stupidity.

Jorah dying a complete badass gave me life! Jorah didn't quit. He got on his feet to fight for his queen despite all of it until the very end.

Beric had a great death too. Stabbed a billion times and fulfilling his destiny he sought so much.

I LOVED seeing the badass characters - Greyworm, Hound, even Arya - scared shitless. Despite their combat experience they had never fought anything like this.
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Post by: Himu on May 01, 2019, 05:36:15 PM

But the whole "master assassin" thing makes me laugh. It's not exactly hard to assassinate people when you have access to magical face masks that make you look and sound exactly like whoever the fuck you want.

It's like you're forgetting Arya had actual assassin training. Even while blind.

(https://i.imgur.com/qqCGckE.jpg)

Oh she's using a pole. I wonder what kind of weapon she used last episode?

Oh right.

Let's not forget she already learned the fundamentals of combat and swordsmanship from one of the best swordsmen in the kingdoms.

Arya's development as a seasoned warrior is believable and probably one of the most weird complaints anyone could make about this story. "Where did she even come from?" is a more cogent question from a film making/editing standpoint.
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Post by: Nintex on May 01, 2019, 07:05:32 PM
The real question is why they expanded the role of Sir Davos beyond handing out soup when making their battle plans.
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Post by: Raist on May 02, 2019, 01:32:05 AM
Cindi, I don't dispute that she's a talented fighter. I even said so in my last post.

I don't get the assassin thing. She came out of nowhere, as you said, but apparently thought that the best thing to do was telegraph her backstab by screaming like a lunatic.

Now Jaqen, he was a master assassin. Just look at how he got rid of the people Arya named while in Harrenhall.
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Post by: naff on May 02, 2019, 02:20:07 AM
Reeotous calling me an insufferable nerd.   :lol

I'm just fucking around;  I won't fault you guys for giving a shit..

... but I will say you are doing it wrong.   I got annoyed briefly "why are they charging?" but then I thought "Oh that's a cool scene, I get it" once I saw their sword-flames being "snuffed out" and how dramatic that was.

What do you gain by caring so much about the battle strategies used on a show that is 99% not about battles?

edit:  And I still "get it".. I have failed to enjoy media too.. but you guys are failing.    Hopefully you enjoy the nit-picking though.

i found the dothraki charge too obviously emotionally manipulative, yeah it was a cool scene. so cool, i imagined the writers pitch as i watched it and everyone in the boardroom going ooohhh in response ::)

i know it's GoT, not high art, but even in the context of GoT it was a lil disappointing and utilitarian. a play to spectacle and a rushed conclusion to something which deserved a little more deftness imo. dw though, i enjoy a lot of media! and i enjoyed this ep for what it was; a disappointing, dismissive conclusion to the white walker hordes.
 
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Post by: naff on May 02, 2019, 02:23:03 AM
Arya's development as a seasoned warrior is believable and probably one of the most weird complaints anyone could make about this story. "Where did she even come from?" is a more cogent question from a film making/editing standpoint.

totes. the direction of the ep was all over the place. too many threads to wrap up, not enough time! i'm just confused why it felt so rushed. is GoT a money sink? i thought this shit was an extremely profitable HBO pillar.
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Post by: Momo on May 02, 2019, 02:35:35 AM
Cersei and fake Euron being the final baddies is kind of a bummer tbh, hopefully it's not a great big battle instead I long for some politics/betrayal. Had enough sword and shield for now.
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Post by: Don Rumata on May 02, 2019, 03:23:24 AM
Somehow people seem to think that Arya's training overrides any basic rule of good story telling.
I'm not surprised seeing this turn into another "is she mary-sue" argument online, when that has little to do with it.
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Post by: team filler on May 02, 2019, 11:29:29 AM
https://twitter.com/miltosyerolemou/status/1123843210953011203
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Post by: headwalk on May 02, 2019, 12:10:56 PM
i found the dothraki charge too obviously emotionally manipulative, yeah it was a cool scene. so cool, i imagined the writers pitch as i watched it and everyone in the boardroom going ooohhh in response ::)

i know it's GoT, not high art, but even in the context of GoT it was a lil disappointing and utilitarian. a play to spectacle and a rushed conclusion to something which deserved a little more deftness imo. dw though, i enjoy a lot of media! and i enjoyed this ep for what it was; a disappointing, dismissive conclusion to the white walker hordes.

think it was more to do with budget. a roaming mass of 10,000 cavalry for a 90 minute episode would be a CGI nightmare, compared with the nice ordered lines of identical unsullied anyway. same reason there weren't any catapults inside the gates as that would've likely meant props and staging around them. the more that stayed in the vague CGI darkness outside the gates and the more you can get rid of in the first ten minutes the better.

add in the factors of "bro, that would look sick" and "is it a hashtag moment?" and there's your battle plan.

these shows aren't supposed to be standalone works watched in isolation as much they are now social media facilitators. it's always been important for TV to have water cooler moments (something that has always been held against it by kinesnobs), but the immediacy and power of social media to allow pop culture to dominate every visible conversation has cranked it into overdrive.
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Post by: Himu on May 02, 2019, 01:31:17 PM
Arya's development as a seasoned warrior is believable and probably one of the most weird complaints anyone could make about this story. "Where did she even come from?" is a more cogent question from a film making/editing standpoint.

totes. the direction of the ep was all over the place. too many threads to wrap up, not enough time! i'm just confused why it felt so rushed. is GoT a money sink? i thought this shit was an extremely profitable HBO pillar.

Well, yeah. It’s a money sink. Profitable certainly. But it’s expensive as fuck.
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Post by: Himu on May 02, 2019, 01:38:01 PM
Why were the Trees eyes closed? Am I forgetting something? Is it because all the children of the forest are dead? Or because the wights broke the wall? The old Gods still live. Is it because of their reliance on the Lord of Light? Or because Jon, who was revived by the Lord of Light was in its presence?

Somehow people seem to think that Arya's training overrides any basic rule of good story telling.
I'm not surprised seeing this turn into another "is she mary-sue" argument online, when that has little to do with it.

I’m def not starting that. The way Arya killed him made no sense and was played for drama. But they could have done something else like show her trying her hardest to get to the wood. Then suddenly have her dagger in his heart and it zooms to her on a tower or something. That would be far better than her coming out of nowhere.

The problem is that many people are like,”why is Arya so good at this? This isn’t believable” when that’s the least wrong part of the scene.
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Post by: Nintex on May 02, 2019, 01:54:11 PM
The spirit of the tree is now in Jon's body.

He's Groot
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Post by: team filler on May 02, 2019, 02:21:56 PM
Guaranteed if this episode was part of a binge watching experience it'd be a favourite. In the future when people can immediately roll into the next episode I'm sure it'll be remembered fondly.
I'm never watching this shid again foh  :lol
8)
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 02, 2019, 10:09:12 PM
At least we can all agree Dany has the best soundtrack in the series
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Post by: Momo on May 03, 2019, 01:04:25 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI7zy1PTMp0

my boy has my back  :ohyeah
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Post by: Himu on May 03, 2019, 02:11:16 AM
Seeing some tv watchers riot and bitch about this shit has been hilarious. For years book readers were told that the show was fine despite needless changes done to the story for shock rather than actual character development. Then GoT goes completely past the books and the writing takes a massive downward spiral as fans bitch about how “GoT sucks now” making 37 minute rant videos hahahahahaha. Whatever, let’s strap in for the ride brehs :rejoice

It’s so odd people are just now realizing it too. Bros. Jaime “I do anything for family” Lannister killed his own cousin in season 2. Do you think that happened in the novels? :doge Inconsistencies and bad writing builds up. Jaime Lannister would never kill his own cousin without good reason. But he we are, where character reasoning goes out the window and “that’s a nitpick” actually turns out to be an example of their writing difficulties. D&D can’t even be assed to research basic medieval warfare tactics.

All I can say is,” strap in”. Welcome to season 2 - six fucking years ago. :rejoice You’ve had plenty of time to get used to it. Like what the fuck has that guy Momo posted a video of been watching all this time?

At this point I’m in for fuckery :lawd
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Post by: Himu on May 03, 2019, 02:22:04 AM
The best part? This is the only way any of us are going to complete this story: a mediocre shell of what it should be. The night truly is full of terror but at least we’re all in it together. :rejoice

Eight years of build up only to get a mediocre send off. “But”, you say,”at least I get an ending! :tocry” Congrats. You’ve finally earned your ASOIAF stripes. :bow :salute
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Post by: headwalk on May 03, 2019, 07:28:40 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI7zy1PTMp0

my boy has my back  :ohyeah

if OG plinkett was the rites of spring of long form nerd criticism, this is simple plan.
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Post by: Momo on May 03, 2019, 09:10:32 AM
Mauler mentioned that the plinkett reviews was part of his reason for doing his long reviews.
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 03, 2019, 11:19:11 AM
Well I mean George RR Martin seems to think the show is pretty faithful.

Compares it to comics like Spiderman in how they are two seperate entities though.

He also thinks the ending will be very close to his own..

https://youtu.be/SjDentEr9c4
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Post by: agrajag on May 03, 2019, 11:43:08 AM
that's cause GRRM has writer's block and now getting ideas from the show to finish his books.

GRRM right now

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/WelloffGiganticCob-size_restricted.gif)
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Post by: HardcoreRetro on May 03, 2019, 11:46:48 AM
More like George R Tard Martin.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on May 03, 2019, 12:14:38 PM
 :shh The writing on the show started to go to shit when it delved into stuff past the 3rd book, because by then the source material was shitty as well
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Post by: Himu on May 03, 2019, 12:21:06 PM
:shh The writing on the show started to go to shit when it delved into stuff past the 3rd book, because by then the source material was shitty as well

Nah. Dorn in the books is actually good. Many elements are actually worse.
Well I mean George RR Martin seems to think the show is pretty faithful.

Compares it to comics like Spiderman in how they are two seperate entities though.

He also thinks the ending will be very close to his own..

https://youtu.be/SjDentEr9c4

What, you think he's going to burn that bridge? This show has given him opportunity, wads of cash, and made him a house hold name.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on May 03, 2019, 12:23:16 PM
Dorn in the books is good in the sense that it is better than Dorn on the show, but it is completely extraneous and where he started to become more interested in world building than in telling a tight, coherent story.
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Post by: Himu on May 03, 2019, 12:23:46 PM
That's fair.
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Post by: El Babua on May 03, 2019, 12:35:47 PM
Word on the street is that GRRM actually had an almost complete version of Winds in late 2015 but he thought it sucked so much he decided to do major rewrites that he still hasn't finished.

If it's true, considering what much of this thread thinks of ADWD and GRRM still releasing it, while believing his first version of Winds wasn't up to par...must have been pretty bad  :doge

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Not me though, Dance was pretty good
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Post by: Himu on May 03, 2019, 12:37:55 PM
I liked Dance. :idont Better than Feast. I also liked Feast though. Emphasis on like, definitely not love. Nothing has topped the first three books but that's fine. I still like your work, George.
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Post by: agrajag on May 03, 2019, 12:42:10 PM
I liked Feast sans the Brienne chapters.
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Post by: El Babua on May 03, 2019, 12:44:56 PM
Feast actually had GRRMs best prose in the entire series. But had some of the most boring stretches IMO

Dance started a lot better than Feast but had a "When are they going to get to the Fireworks Factory" vibe throughout the middle until the end where we got cockteased, and nothing for 8 years.

The Northern storylines in Dance still beat the crap out of anything we've seen in the show since season 5.
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Post by: Himu on May 03, 2019, 12:45:10 PM
Brienne chapters did suck ass. The show dramatically improved her arc.

But Cersei. Whew. Easily the best. And Jaime. Bah gawd.
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Post by: Himu on May 03, 2019, 12:47:31 PM
Feast actually had GRRMs best prose in the entire series. But had some of the most boring stretches IMO

Dance started a lot better than Feast but had a "When are they going to get to the Fireworks Factory" vibe throughout the middle until the end where we got cockteased, and nothing for 8 years.

The Northern storylines in Dance still beat the crap out of anything we've seen in the show since season 5.

The chapter where it just says "Reek". And you're like "who is Reek? A new character huh?"

"Oh."

"Oh God."

:tocry

One of the best chapters ever. It made such a lasting impression I remember where I was when I read that chapter.
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Post by: curly on May 03, 2019, 12:56:10 PM
One of my biggest problems with the later books is that the world building starts to fall in quality. The Essos locales all feel the same with the exception of Braavos, it's clear he blew his metaphorical load creating Westeros.
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Post by: Himu on May 03, 2019, 01:11:18 PM
One of my biggest problems with the later books is that the world building starts to fall in quality. The Essos locales all feel the same with the exception of Braavos, it's clear he blew his metaphorical load creating Westeros.

That's a fair critique. I liked Dany's journey through the slavers bay though.
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Post by: Dickie Dee on May 03, 2019, 01:17:41 PM
ADWD holds up better now though because you get to picture Peter Dinklage riding around on a pig
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Post by: Himu on May 03, 2019, 01:19:14 PM
that's cause GRRM has writer's block and now getting ideas from the show to finish his books.

GRRM right now

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/WelloffGiganticCob-size_restricted.gif)

Eh. The books and show have diverged so much that even with the show finishing things up I'm not sure how George could possibly get out the writers block situation. What, with things like Stoneheart it's just an entirely different situation in the novels. That said I won't lie there's not something in me hoping, wishing that George is doing exactly this. In my dreams, George is just waiting for the show to finish so he can reveal the release date for Winds, which will create 9999 hype and release Dream one year after that.

But it's not going to happen and I've resigned myself to being forever disappointed.
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Post by: Rufus on May 03, 2019, 01:42:32 PM
One of my biggest problems with the later books is that the world building starts to fall in quality. The Essos locales all feel the same with the exception of Braavos, it's clear he blew his metaphorical load creating Westeros.
As a northern European, I'd have a very clear idea of what Westeros looks like even without lavish descriptions. I could fill in gaps or relate anything in the books to real-world examples or other fiction. Anything east of Westeros, meanwhile, is just a mishmash of sandstone, silk and lapis lazuli to me. Anyone inspired by hellenic cultures? Egyptian? I couldn't tell. Which culture in the books has pyramids? I don't even remember. :doge

I wonder what Levantine fans think of this.
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Post by: agrajag on May 03, 2019, 01:51:39 PM
One of my biggest problems with the later books is that the world building starts to fall in quality. The Essos locales all feel the same with the exception of Braavos, it's clear he blew his metaphorical load creating Westeros.
As a northern European, I'd have a very clear idea of what Westeros looks like even without lavish descriptions. I could fill in gaps or relate anything in the books to real-world examples or other fiction. Anything east of Westeros, meanwhile, is just a mishmash of sandstone, silk and lapis lazuli to me. Anyone inspired by hellenic cultures? Egyptian? I couldn't tell. Which culture in the books has pyramids? I don't even remember. :doge

I wonder what Levantine fans think of this.

if you're interested in learning more about the world building, you might like the companion book

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0006/6060/2935/products/gotrl05444_1080x.jpg)

it's really cool
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Post by: curly on May 03, 2019, 01:58:43 PM
One of my biggest problems with the later books is that the world building starts to fall in quality. The Essos locales all feel the same with the exception of Braavos, it's clear he blew his metaphorical load creating Westeros.
As a northern European, I'd have a very clear idea of what Westeros looks like even without lavish descriptions. I could fill in gaps or relate anything in the books to real-world examples or other fiction. Anything east of Westeros, meanwhile, is just a mishmash of sandstone, silk and lapis lazuli to me. Anyone inspired by hellenic cultures? Egyptian? I couldn't tell. Which culture in the books has pyramids? I don't even remember. :doge

I wonder what Levantine fans think of this.

Yeah Essos is a mish mash of orientalist cliches
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Post by: Nintex on May 03, 2019, 03:10:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI7zy1PTMp0

my boy has my back  :ohyeah
"What bad fucking writing fuck"

Says the guy who says fuck every 2 words to sound edgy and cool.  :lol
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Post by: Boredfrom on May 03, 2019, 03:17:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI7zy1PTMp0

my boy has my back  :ohyeah
"What bad fucking writing fuck"

Says the guy who says fuck every 2 words to sound edgy and cool.  :lol

 :dayum
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Post by: Raist on May 03, 2019, 04:07:14 PM
ASoIaF turned real quick into your typical manga.

A fuckton of filler and mini-arcs that are completely inconsequential to the story in the grand scheme of things.

A lot of the crap he wrote could have easily been trimmed, and should have, because I'm pretty sure that's the reason it's taking him so long to just wrap up the fucking thing.
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 03, 2019, 05:12:36 PM
Maybe some day we'll get Game of Thrones: Brotherhood.
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Post by: Momo on May 03, 2019, 05:24:30 PM
I was like 2 years old when FMA came out so I can't really remember the flaws.
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Post by: Himu on May 03, 2019, 05:48:20 PM
i loved the original fma but i was 18 at the time
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Post by: Boredfrom on May 03, 2019, 06:23:34 PM
I was like 2 years old when FMA came out so I can't really remember the flaws.

Just everything involving Dante and whatnot at the end was so... very... stupid.

I actually don’t remember if it was as stupid as GOT 0803, but I hated it and don’t want to rewatch it to make that comparison.

Well, the fact that OG FMA and Manga FMA/Brotherhood has two different main villains, two fairly different end game plots and two way different narrative tones makes me feel it was as par.
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Post by: Himu on May 03, 2019, 06:53:40 PM
i loved the original fma but i was 18 at the time

I understand.

There was a point where I thought Independence Day was a good movie.

You, I worry about though, because you still think FF8 was worth a damn. 

They’re all from the same orphanage, breh.  Unacceptabu!

I haven't played FF8 in ten years. I'm fueling my love for it based on nostalgia at this point.
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Post by: Mandark on May 03, 2019, 07:30:18 PM
I can't trust any opinion I formed more than ten years ago on something I haven't re-watched/listened to/read/played since.

When I was younger it was more like five years.
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Post by: Himu on May 03, 2019, 07:39:40 PM
I can't trust any opinion I formed more than ten years ago on something I haven't re-watched/listened to/read/played since.

When I was younger it was more like five years.

Yup.
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Post by: team filler on May 04, 2019, 12:58:15 AM
brotherhood was lame. I tried watching because I liked fma, but only made it through a few episodes.
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Post by: Don Rumata on May 04, 2019, 04:00:43 AM
I couldn't make it through either FMA, only went though a handful of episodes of each.
How can people stand "shonen" style shows? I don't get it.
I loved DragonBall as a kid, but now i couldn't watch 2 episodes of a guy explaining their imaginary super moves, because it stretches the narrative so thin.
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Post by: Himu on May 04, 2019, 04:06:02 AM
I couldn't make it through either FMA, only went though a handful of episodes of each.
How can people stand "shonen" style shows? I don't get it.
I loved DragonBall as a kid, but now i couldn't watch 2 episodes of a guy explaining their imaginary super moves, because it stretches the narrative so thin.

??? Very odd complaint for FMA. Which doesn’t have the standard shounen formula.
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Post by: Don Rumata on May 04, 2019, 04:32:27 AM
I couldn't make it through either FMA, only went though a handful of episodes of each.
How can people stand "shonen" style shows? I don't get it.
I loved DragonBall as a kid, but now i couldn't watch 2 episodes of a guy explaining their imaginary super moves, because it stretches the narrative so thin.

??? Very odd complaint for FMA. Which doesn’t have the standard shounen formula.
It wasn't as hilariously insulting as DBZ and the like, in terms of time wasting, but i couldn't really tell the difference all that much.
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 04, 2019, 07:47:35 AM
Can we stop talking about anime in the fantasy thread  ???
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Post by: Himu on May 04, 2019, 09:20:33 AM
Can we stop talking about anime in the fantasy thread  ???

It’s relevant. At one point FMA anime caught up to the manga and went in a radically different direction. People are talking about it because FMA later had a more manga faithful show called FMA Brotherhood.
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Post by: Raist on May 04, 2019, 09:21:22 AM
What have I done :notlikethis
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Post by: Himu on May 04, 2019, 09:22:03 AM
I couldn't make it through either FMA, only went though a handful of episodes of each.
How can people stand "shonen" style shows? I don't get it.
I loved DragonBall as a kid, but now i couldn't watch 2 episodes of a guy explaining their imaginary super moves, because it stretches the narrative so thin.

??? Very odd complaint for FMA. Which doesn’t have the standard shounen formula.
It wasn't as hilariously insulting as DBZ and the like, in terms of time wasting, but i couldn't really tell the difference all that much.

I mean, how? The structure of DBZ and FMA are polar opposites. DBZ is heavy on action. FMA is heavy on philosophy and story. FMA has action but it’s not the main means of progressing the plot. The comparison makes no sense.
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Post by: agrajag on May 04, 2019, 10:05:23 AM
FMA sucked  :lol
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Post by: Don Rumata on May 04, 2019, 02:30:19 PM
I mean, how? The structure of DBZ and FMA are polar opposites. DBZ is heavy on action. FMA is heavy on philosophy and story. FMA has action but it’s not the main means of progressing the plot. The comparison makes no sense.
I wasn't trying to directly compare, just offering another example of similar anime i did watch (and it's the closest i could think of) i usually avoid this kind of anime in general, so probably not many other examples i could come up with.
They still had the "explain everything that's happening with words" thing, and the number one reason i dropped it was the awful humor, with character screaming as opposed to having actual jokes.
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Post by: Himu on May 04, 2019, 04:24:44 PM
ahhh i getchu
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Post by: curly on May 04, 2019, 04:50:45 PM
anime>>>game of thrones

if you disagree you're racist
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Post by: Mandark on May 04, 2019, 05:55:25 PM
I think the real weeb analogy to make here is that ASOIAF is Gantz.
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Post by: agrajag on May 04, 2019, 06:35:52 PM
Gantz sucked.
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Post by: Mandark on May 04, 2019, 06:37:31 PM
See, you're already spotting common themes!
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Post by: Himu on May 04, 2019, 06:56:38 PM
:lol
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Post by: Steve Contra on May 04, 2019, 08:35:41 PM
In any of the various media of Gantz does any of it make sense?
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Post by: curly on May 04, 2019, 10:23:06 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D5mMOBsXoAAxesy.jpg)
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 05, 2019, 06:22:50 AM
Which is such crap as if the last few seasons have been garbage
or something

Book readers really are the fucking worst
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Post by: Raist on May 05, 2019, 06:28:45 AM
They have been crap. Search your heart. You know it's true.

The few good characters have turned into complete shite.
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Post by: Don Rumata on May 05, 2019, 06:30:49 AM
Which is such crap as if the last few seasons have been garbage
or something

Book readers really are the fucking worst
I haven't read the books, and i still think the quality drop after S4 is obvious.
However i think Season 5 was worse than the following ones.
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 05, 2019, 07:49:25 AM
They have been crap. Search your heart. You know it's true.

The few good characters have turned into complete shite.

I absolutaly disagree. Have been watching since the beginning of the show, and while some characters have certainly dipped, and the writing isn't as good as the first few seasons ( understandable since they had the books to work off ) I think the show is still miles ahead of most television shows. I most certainly still enjoy it a lot.
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Post by: headwalk on May 05, 2019, 08:20:43 AM
Book readers really are the fucking worst

easy there, resetera.
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 05, 2019, 08:48:51 AM
Book readers really are the fucking worst

easy there, resetera.

Not here specifically, but on other forums, youtube comments etc

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Post by: Cryo on May 05, 2019, 09:19:51 AM
the last episode was enjoyable to watch but utter shit lore-wise and anyone who disagrees definitely liked mass effect 3’s original ending
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Post by: agrajag on May 05, 2019, 11:17:20 AM
Which is such crap as if the last few seasons have been garbage
or something

Book readers really are the fucking worst

 :stan
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Post by: Himu on May 05, 2019, 01:12:12 PM
Which is such crap as if the last few seasons have been garbage
or something

Book readers really are the fucking worst

:lol

The show is worse in comparison to its own self! We don't even need to throw the books into this.
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Post by: Nintex on May 05, 2019, 04:07:45 PM
The show got 'worse' because many of the more experienced actors have had their characters die on the show. I don't think the writing has changed all that much, except that there's more focus on action than narrative.

Actors like Aidan Gillen and Charles Dance could carry scenes all by themselves.
Rose Leslie and Kit Harrington had chemistry on screen (and off screen  :doge). Clarke and Harrington simply don't.
Carice van Houten by herself is a good actress but without Stephen Dillane as her counterpart to manipulate she has no role to play.

A few stars have really improved their acting during the course of the show. Especially Sophie Turner.
Take this scene for example, which is supposed to be 'tense'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmzbFoLp-4s

Lady Sansa is defiant, steadfast and compassionate all at the same time. Turner plays Sansa really well.
Clarke has about two different emotions and her voice rarely changes as she reads her lines.
Note how scenes like these are also recorded very slow for no particular reason.

Now compare it to this 'tense' and slow scene. Just a random roundtable discussion with high stakes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvioYsrLk5I

And this runs in the entire show. Cersei talking with Qyburn and Euron just doesn't have the same weight as a conversation between Tywin, Jaime, Cersei and Tyrion.
You won't get a lengthy monologue because there's no one left to give them. The writers have to work with the characters that are left.
Who are either young and inexperienced, side characters with elevated roles (such as the Unsullied Commander) or characters without the acting skills of the heavyweights.

So when you look at who's left alive and grade them on acting skills:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
S-tier
???

A-tier
Cersei Lannister
Tyrion Lannister

B-tier
Sansa Stark (getting up to A in some scenes)
Samwell Tarly (in some scenes Sam is A-tier)
The Hound
Bronn
Tormund Giantsbane
Jon Snow (but it depends on who is counterpart is)

C-tier
Arya Stark (Maisei Williams is hit and miss)
Jaime Lannister
Brienne of Tarth
Qyburn
Davos Seaworth
Varys

D-tier
Bran Stark
Daenerys Targaryen (Clarke is just all over the place, sometimes she gets up to B but it is mostly shit especially her scenes with Harrington)
The Mountain
Euron Greyjoy
Gendry
Yara Greyjoy
Grey Worm
Missandei
Podrick
[close]
You can easily spot the problem that the later seasons of the show had. Because more and more 'good actors' die and more and more mediocre actors take center stage.
Last week another character died which kept Clarke's scenes together. So as writers you do the only thing that you can, you have them fight and you make it look flashy.
And even that went wrong with the D-tier sand snake sisters in an earlier season. And honestly we can't blame the writers.

They couldn't predict that Clarke wouldn't develop better acting skills over the course of 8 seasons or that the kid that they cast to play Bran Stark would continue to look bored.
Because the show is structured in a way that most of their top talent would die during the course of 8 seasons it was inevitable that in some areas the overall quality would take a hit.
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Post by: Himu on May 05, 2019, 04:15:39 PM
The show got 'worse' because many of the more experienced actors have had their characters die on the show. I don't think the writing has changed all that much, except that there's more focus on action than narrative.


I'll spare my time considering the length of your post and tell you that you're wrong. A character like Tyrion or Varys has been turned into a gaggle of one liners. They used to have one liners, certainly, but they were good one liners. Now they're craptastic low hanging fruit. They also used to present a certain cadence of depth.

Also many of the best characters (such as the aforementioned Varys and Tyrion) are very much alive.

Sophie Turner improving as an actress does nothing to change the lower quality of the overall writing level. Which in many cases were lifted straight from the source.
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Post by: Himu on May 05, 2019, 04:26:21 PM
Just a sample.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTgiPmG7OLE
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Post by: team filler on May 05, 2019, 04:36:37 PM
never read the books, show still bad  :trumps

imagine if rey took out snokes with the same bullshit move  :camby :lol

it's not quit Lost bad, thankfully. I had to stop watching that crud during season 3, binged final season after it aired  :mueller :trash
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Post by: Mandark on May 05, 2019, 04:39:08 PM
Tyrion's actually the character I think improved the most from the books. He's meant to be Westerosi Oscar Wilde but his dialogue's super clunky.

Last couple seasons have been a bit of a waste for him. Peter Dinklage extricating himself from a series of jams >>>> Peter Dinklage giving sincere advice to Emilia Clarke.
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Post by: Himu on May 05, 2019, 04:40:21 PM
I am in serious need of PD, Jack, and a few others on figuring out what the fuck happened to the Heart Tree last episode. Of my knowledge of Westeros religions I have no answer for it or what the ramifications are. I seriously need an answer.
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Post by: agrajag on May 05, 2019, 04:50:28 PM
Tyrion's actually the character I think improved the most from the books. He's meant to be Westerosi Oscar Wilde but his dialogue's super clunky.

Last couple seasons have been a bit of a waste for him. Peter Dinklage extricating himself from a series of jams >>>> Peter Dinklage giving sincere advice to Emilia Clarke.

Yeah, I've been rewatching S1 concurrently with the new season, and the contrast in his arc is stark. His arc just fizzled out and running on fumes now. Honestly they should've just given him a heroic death in the last episode, because his character is useless now. Maybe they have some plans for him, we'll see.
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Post by: Nintex on May 05, 2019, 04:56:14 PM
Oh shit a bunch of stuff has leaked.
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Post by: El Babua on May 05, 2019, 06:08:22 PM
I can go on about Book vs Show Tyrion but this about sums it up

https://twitter.com/OneTruePoster/status/1124522499927085056
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Post by: Himu on May 05, 2019, 06:21:04 PM
I can go on about Book vs Show Tyrion but this about sums it up

https://twitter.com/OneTruePoster/status/1124522499927085056

I don’t recall this at all but ok lol
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Post by: agrajag on May 05, 2019, 06:38:27 PM
me neither. What I do recall is Cersei being more human and less one dimensional villain in the books.
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Post by: team filler on May 05, 2019, 06:41:02 PM
I can go on about Book vs Show Tyrion but this about sums it up

https://twitter.com/OneTruePoster/status/1124522499927085056

https://twitter.com/Tarth4Ever/status/1124593231860260864
 :thinking
https://twitter.com/PoorQuentyn/status/1124523761364082688
 :bobby
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Post by: Mandark on May 05, 2019, 06:42:02 PM
Tyrion also does a backflip when he meets Jon Snow.

There's a lot going on.
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Post by: team filler on May 05, 2019, 06:56:35 PM
sufferable cunts :delicious
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Post by: Himu on May 05, 2019, 07:00:57 PM
me neither. What I do recall is Cersei being more human and less one dimensional villain in the books.

Human? If anything the books show just how fucking insane she is. Which is why, of the post-season 1 characters I felt Cersei is the most accurately written character. She’s fucking nuts. The problem is that the show doesn’t go into why - and that’s the Maegi prophecy. But even with the prophecy Cersei is still insane despite it. Remember, Oberynn tells Tyrion that he and his sister went to Casterly Rock to visit when Tyrion was born and Cersei hated Tyrion so much even then for “killing” her mother during birth that she pulled and twisted on baby Tyrion’s penis until he cried from the pain while Oberyn and sister could do nothing but watch her wrath.

Cersei is more dimensional, sure. But it just shows how much dimension of a psychopath she truly is. The show has done its job in showing how truly awful she is I’d say and is easily the best character on the show running right now.
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Post by: agrajag on May 05, 2019, 07:13:05 PM
I may need to reread (ain't nobody got time for that), but I remember Cersei chapters showing her motivation for protecting her children that at least somewhat humanizes her. Also I liked how book Cersei was a master of seduction and appearing innocent when she needed to, Lena Heedy just has a permanent bitch face and acts like a cunt all the time. It's been ages since I read the books tho so my memories may be off.
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Post by: Himu on May 05, 2019, 07:21:22 PM
Cersei often has double motivations.

It’s true she cares about her children. But it’s also true she’s a psychopath. Often a lot of times she says things to defend her children, such as protecting Tommen from what’s her face Tyrell it’s actually a mask for her true motivation: paranoia - due to the maegi prophecy that says a woman will usurp her and her brother (which one she doesn’t know) will kill her. So she’s obsessed with lady Tyrell because she sees her as a threat so she acts like she knows what’s best for Tommen by trying to not get them involved since what’s her face is popular with the people and the future queen, something Cersei was no longer considered.

The show still shows Cersei deeply cares for her children. It also shows she’s insane as fuck. So I think it’s a pretty accurate portrayal especially compared every other character that seem to have lost any resemblance over time.
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Post by: agrajag on May 05, 2019, 10:21:35 PM
wow Jamie is a simp  :lol
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Post by: Tasty on May 05, 2019, 10:27:49 PM
"Maybe Cersei will win and kill us all, that would solve our problems."

Classic Tyrion. :lol
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Post by: agrajag on May 05, 2019, 10:33:57 PM
another L for Tyrion  :lol

Missandei  :(
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Post by: Tripon on May 05, 2019, 10:43:00 PM
2 more eps left.  :o
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Post by: eleuin on May 05, 2019, 10:48:36 PM
missanbae  :tocry
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Post by: Tripon on May 05, 2019, 10:50:55 PM
Those huge ass crossbows are the fucking easiest loading shit ever.
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Post by: agrajag on May 05, 2019, 10:52:55 PM
Those huge ass crossbows are the fucking easiest loading shit ever.

yeah everyone has the quickload skill, Bronn with his crossbow too
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Post by: curly on May 05, 2019, 10:54:24 PM
They mentioned Dorne

Bring back Bad Pussy please?  :-[
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Post by: toku on May 05, 2019, 11:17:36 PM
https://twitter.com/jadoreajones/status/1125220735729963008
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Post by: Human Snorenado on May 06, 2019, 12:34:54 AM
...this bish really gonna blow a 3 dragon lead, isn't she?
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Post by: toku on May 06, 2019, 01:24:44 AM
you hate to see it  :-\
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Post by: Himu on May 06, 2019, 01:40:17 AM
:rejoice CERSEI

And Jaime rides south to kill his sister and save us all :rejoice
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Post by: Himu on May 06, 2019, 02:07:17 AM
(https://preview.redd.it/7r8rxf1e4iw21.jpg?width=731&auto=webp&s=d33d0c40732dd0931f57e53844569d1807f0d1be)

I have been waiting for this. Kill her :rejoice

Jaime fucking Lannister's tremendous arc in the flesh :lawd
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Post by: team filler on May 06, 2019, 03:07:52 AM
...this bish really gonna blow a 3 dragon lead, isn't she?
cersei is the lebron james of westeros  :gladbron
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Post by: BIONIC on May 06, 2019, 03:16:21 AM
Like this dumb biiiaaaatttccchhh already knew that Cersei’s army has dragon piercers. Obviously they’re gonna bunker down and make more of them to defend the capital. What was she expecting going with a handful of ships like a dumbass?

The quality of writing on this show  :notlikethis
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Post by: team filler on May 06, 2019, 03:24:51 AM
#demthrones  :gurl
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Post by: Himu on May 06, 2019, 03:38:08 AM
Like this dumb biiiaaaatttccchhh already knew that Cersei’s army has dragon piercers. Obviously they’re gonna bunker down and make more of them to defend the capital. What was she expecting going with a handful of ships like a dumbass?

The quality of writing on this show  :notlikethis

I am the rightful queen.

Yes I will march my tired, exhausted troops down to King's Landing. They will do my bidding.

Wait, why do people prefer Jon?!

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Post by: Huff on May 06, 2019, 07:12:55 AM
Night king should have won
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Post by: Tasty on May 06, 2019, 08:53:13 AM
Night king should have won

Not gonna lie it woulda been nice seeing NK throw Cersei off a cliff or something after years of her plotting and ignorance finally catch up and overwhelm her
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Post by: Don Rumata on May 06, 2019, 09:06:51 AM
Night king should have won
Between Cersei, NK and Daenerys, is hard to pin point who's most imbecile.

I think Dany would win it though.

NK was an idiot, but Arya won with cheat codes.
Cersei at least was right not to send troops to defeat the NK, since they did just well (and depleted their own forces) alone.
Dany is just one moronic decision after the other.

If she were to end up on the thrones, i predict the seven kingdom in flames by week 2.

It's really hilarious seeing her lose one dragon after the other in the dumbest way possible.
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Post by: Don Rumata on May 06, 2019, 09:07:54 AM
I'll say though, the Jon/Dany conflict, is the most interesting one we've had in the show since the last 3 or 4 seasons, at least on paper.
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Post by: agrajag on May 06, 2019, 09:33:52 AM
Like this dumb biiiaaaatttccchhh already knew that Cersei’s army has dragon piercers. Obviously they’re gonna bunker down and make more of them to defend the capital. What was she expecting going with a handful of ships like a dumbass?

The quality of writing on this show  :notlikethis

According to Weiss and Benioff, she "forgot" about Euron's fleet

 :neogaf
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Post by: agrajag on May 06, 2019, 09:59:21 AM
lol they left a starbucks cup on the table in one of the scenes
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Post by: Kara on May 06, 2019, 10:05:57 AM
...this bish really gonna blow a 3 dragon lead, isn't she?

#GameOfThrows
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on May 06, 2019, 10:23:44 AM
That was totally a season 7 ep lol
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Post by: Tasty on May 06, 2019, 11:03:42 AM
First half of this ep felt like a glacier, second half felt like lightspeed. Not sure what could be done but I almost got whiplash lol.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on May 06, 2019, 11:36:03 AM
They probably needed another season to wrap shit up in a way that made sense, but everyone is just done with the show from what I can tell, and it shows.

Now think about what GURM would have to do to wrap the books up in two books... fuckers gonna have to be 2k pages each and most of it would be unreadable bloat about Dorne and fake Aegon. Up until this past episode, I preferred the show to the books but that episode sucked so bad it's a toss up for me right now tbh.
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Post by: team filler on May 06, 2019, 11:42:31 AM
wow Jamie is a simp  :lol
euron is all about that simp life too. even if his side wins, his girl is having another man's baby  :lol he got cucced by his girlfriend's brother after fighting armies and dragons.
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Post by: agrajag on May 06, 2019, 11:50:17 AM
Tyrion is the biggest cuck tho, now an incel too apparently
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Post by: Kara on May 06, 2019, 11:56:41 AM
Euron deserves better. He saved us from the Tunnel Snakes and their failmom, Balon "here's another shitty character in the story with shitty characters" Greyjoy, HBO having to resolve myriad plot threads left unwoven by George "R. U. a sucker" Martin seasons ago so we could enjoy at least another season and a half of book stans trying to convince the rest of us that they aren't nerds (shut up, nerds), or the misbegotten campaign of Daenerys Targaryen to retake Westeros.

Doesn't pay to do the right thing. 😞
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Post by: Transhuman on May 06, 2019, 11:59:31 AM
Only two more episodes for Sansa to show boobs
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Post by: Tasty on May 06, 2019, 12:04:18 PM
Have Arya parachute via Drogon into King's Landing.

Then let her finish her list.
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Post by: Tasty on May 06, 2019, 12:05:29 PM
Euron is probably the most interesting and watchable Greyjoy of the whole series, but that isn't saying a lot.

And as a character, I really hate his fucking guts and hope he gets it as bad as Joffrey and Ramsay.
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Post by: Don Rumata on May 06, 2019, 12:06:12 PM
Have Arya parachute via Drogon into King's Landing.

Then let her finish her list.
She probably has a fast-travel point right in Cersei's bathroom anyway.
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Post by: Himu on May 06, 2019, 12:20:58 PM
lol they left a starbucks cup on the table in one of the scenes

A PA is getting fired lmao
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Post by: Transhuman on May 06, 2019, 12:22:54 PM
They really have diverged from the books
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Post by: Tasty on May 06, 2019, 12:22:56 PM
They'll CG it out for the Blu-ray.
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Post by: Tasty on May 06, 2019, 12:23:06 PM
They really have diverged from the books

:lol
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Post by: agrajag on May 06, 2019, 12:29:35 PM
product placement is getting out of hand
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Post by: BIONIC on May 06, 2019, 12:40:00 PM
Like this dumb biiiaaaatttccchhh already knew that Cersei’s army has dragon piercers. Obviously they’re gonna bunker down and make more of them to defend the capital. What was she expecting going with a handful of ships like a dumbass?

The quality of writing on this show  :notlikethis

According to Weiss and Benioff, she "forgot" about Euron's fleet

 :neogaf

They can’t keep getting away with it

:stahp
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Post by: thetylerrob on May 06, 2019, 12:44:42 PM
All these SJW nerds whining about Sansa normalizing rape when all she did was give a cliche “what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger” speech.
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Post by: Nintex on May 06, 2019, 12:47:17 PM
https://twitter.com/JorCru/status/1125284156773003265 (https://twitter.com/JorCru/status/1125284156773003265)

I've yet to watch this ep but to be fair to the writers Dany makes the tactical decisions you'd expect a 'Yaaaasss queen' who thinks she's destined to win to make.
If I recall Dany made piss poor tactical decisions throughout the entire series so it fits.
 
Such a shame Stannis is MIA. Westeros is in dire need of a capable general right now. We will have a bunch of amateurs savagely killing eachother without even a hint of tactics.
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Post by: brawndolicious on May 06, 2019, 12:48:51 PM
I guessed that the reason only Missandei was killed and no arrows were shot at Dany, Tyrion, or Grey Worm was because Dany has a deep bench of people to take the reins of the army. Jon and Gendry can both be recognized as rightful claimants to the throne and Sansa has wanted to be queen of Westeros for almost a decade.

You just kill Missandei and you provoke Dany into marching on the city and turning the Westeros population/bannermen against her. Plus risking her last dragon. It's a better move than waiting out a siege.
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Post by: team filler on May 06, 2019, 12:57:55 PM
https://twitter.com/dalykyle/status/1125232089421504512
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Post by: team filler on May 06, 2019, 01:01:26 PM
https://twitter.com/BrownMamba13/status/1125326941656166401
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Post by: agrajag on May 06, 2019, 01:11:57 PM
https://twitter.com/BrownMamba13/status/1125326941656166401

more like

https://twitter.com/JennyFefs/status/1125314605406879744
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Post by: team filler on May 06, 2019, 01:12:20 PM
cup of coffee in the big time!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJKEm_Zx_oI


*editor's note: how do we not have macho man emoji  :(
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Post by: Nintex on May 06, 2019, 01:23:20 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D55nYk9W0AYx6BE.jpg)

 :lol
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Post by: El Babua on May 06, 2019, 01:37:10 PM
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1125448413359869953?

GURM is #cancelled
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Post by: Don Rumata on May 06, 2019, 01:39:46 PM
Such a shame Stannis is MIA. Westeros is in dire need of a capable general right now. We will have a bunch of amateurs savagely killing eachother without even a hint of tactics.
:hitler
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Post by: Tasty on May 06, 2019, 01:48:06 PM
Stannis was the dumbest character.
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Post by: agrajag on May 06, 2019, 01:56:55 PM
who woulda thought that Nintex's fantasy politic is as bad as his regular politic
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Post by: Himu on May 06, 2019, 02:00:24 PM
https://twitter.com/dalykyle/status/1125232089421504512

:lol

Is this from the behind the scenes stuff :lol
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 06, 2019, 02:07:23 PM
My suggestion on how the show ends.

Jaime goes back to King's Landing. He breaks in and sees Cersei at the top of King's Landing. They kiss passionately then he says "The things I do for love....of the realm!" and grabs Cersei and jumps off the tower with her in his arms. Then on the way down Arya comes out of nowhere and stabs Cersei on the way down, killing her before she hits the ground. Then Arya jumps away and shows up later unscathed looking at the bodies.  Fade to black.
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Post by: agrajag on May 06, 2019, 02:18:09 PM
Varys was Jaime Lannister the entire time
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Post by: Himu on May 06, 2019, 02:24:16 PM
My predictions:

- Arya is going to KL because now this makes Dany family. Unlike Sansa she will honor it. With the knowledge that Dany's fleet is in tatters, she knows Jon and Dany (who is now considered family) will likely die. So she's going to fight to try to kill Gregor. Maybe Cersei. I have no idea why she's going but this is my best guess.

- Tyrion survives this war, then dies a year later from alcohol poisoning

- Greyworm dies from looking constipated

- Arya tries to kill the Mountain, dies in the process, Hound cries, kills Gregor

- Daario arrives with thousands of soldiers

- Jaime kills Cersei and they both die together. He loves Cersei; he hates Cersei. No way Jaime could ever kill her without ending his life as well.

- Dany torches KL, fulfilling her place as the mad queen. Varys has her killed. With less generals looking out for her this is easily feasible.

- Jon becomes King, not wanting it, losing everything he cherishes in the process: his home (Winterfell), his love (Dany), and inherits a kingdom in tatters.

- Bran fucks off beyond the wall never to be seen again.

- Jon separates the kingdoms. Sansa will become Queen of the North. She rules as the last of her family, the girl who dreamed inherits a nightmare.
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Post by: Kara on May 06, 2019, 02:28:12 PM
Stannis was the dumbest character.

One of the best epic fail guys outside House Stark in this dumb show. :lol
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Post by: Mandark on May 06, 2019, 02:38:56 PM
- Dany torches KL, fulfilling her place as the mad queen.

Missandei's last words make me think we might hear Dany yell "burn them all!" before getting got.
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Post by: agrajag on May 06, 2019, 02:41:46 PM
lol Cinidi's predictions seem kind realstic
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Post by: Himu on May 06, 2019, 02:43:17 PM
- Dany torches KL, fulfilling her place as the mad queen.

Missandei's last words make me think we might hear Dany yell "burn them all!" before getting got.

Precisely.

She wins the war and is killed for it when she shows a complete lack of mercy the same way she showed Sam's family. This will show Varys he was right, she'll be killed on the spot and Jon will be named king.

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Post by: Dickie Dee on May 06, 2019, 02:43:52 PM
My suggestion on how the show ends.

Jaime goes back to King's Landing. He breaks in and sees Cersei at the top of King's Landing. They kiss passionately then he says "The things I do for love....of the realm!" and grabs Cersei and jumps off the tower with her in his arms. Then on the way down Arya comes out of nowhere and stabs Cersei on the way down, killing her before she hits the ground. Then Arya jumps away and shows up later unscathed looking at the bodies.  Fade to black.

Cersei gets impaled on the Iron Throne. Book it
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Post by: team filler on May 06, 2019, 02:48:13 PM
My suggestion on how the show ends.

Jaime goes back to King's Landing. He breaks in and sees Cersei at the top of King's Landing. They kiss passionately then he says "The things I do for love....of the realm!" and grabs Cersei and jumps off the tower with her in his arms. Then on the way down Arya comes out of nowhere and stabs Cersei on the way down, killing her before she hits the ground. Then Arya jumps away and shows up later unscathed looking at the bodies.  Fade to black.

Cersei gets impaled on the Iron Throne. Book it
by euron or jamie this time? or both at the same time  :drool :drool
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Post by: nachobro on May 06, 2019, 02:50:52 PM
arya steals jamie's face and then bangs out cersei, decides to say "fuck it" and they murder those northern bums and dragon broad and then rule together for the rest of time
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Post by: Himu on May 06, 2019, 02:53:22 PM
Arya might kill Qyburn and take his face and gets Euron. :ohhh

If Arya does live, I suspect she'll go back to Braavos assuming she's not wanted by the guild.
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Post by: Momo on May 06, 2019, 03:03:26 PM
In any of the various media of Gantz does any of it make sense?
the manga makes sense, it's stupid and magical, but it makes sense
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Post by: Tasty on May 06, 2019, 03:21:01 PM
For real though is Arya just done with the face change tech

She used it for Frey and fucking around with Sansa last season and that's... pretty much it

In a world based around a "Game of Thrones," being able to perfectly imitate anyone's appearance (and voice apparently?) goes a lot farther than "raise some zombies up lol" I would think...
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Post by: Himu on May 06, 2019, 04:20:23 PM
It really needs to be said lol

https://www.reddit.com/r/gameofthrones/comments/bl9a8p/spoilers_the_sheer_number_of_people_who_cant_read/
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Post by: Human Snorenado on May 06, 2019, 04:41:20 PM
It really needs to be said lol

https://www.reddit.com/r/gameofthrones/comments/bl9a8p/spoilers_the_sheer_number_of_people_who_cant_read/

Well actually... (starts at about 4:30)

https://youtu.be/u8K9XuPrXko?t=279

(trash showrunners are trash, they could be lying tho)
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Post by: Himu on May 06, 2019, 04:45:15 PM
Remember last season when they tried to bait viewers into thinking Arya and Sansa wanted to kill each other? Same tactic but reverse. Except it's well done here. It's the the romance drama trope where one character is like I LOVE HER but he really doesn't. He doesn't want to hurt Brienne so they obscure his intentions. They think their viewers are distinguished mentally-challenged fellowed so they say,"Jaime loves Cersei" to make people think he's coming back to her.

Don't listen to a single thing the show runners say. It's a fake out attempt. Except this fake out includes a long depressed look into a fire before departing, leaving quietly into the night, "she's hateful", oh and btw the sister I did all these awful things for just sent an assassin to kill to me all in the same damn episode.

Because D&D think their viewers are idiots.
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Post by: Himu on May 06, 2019, 04:54:27 PM
TBH how the fuck are you going to end all this in just 2 more episodes? HOW?
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Post by: agrajag on May 06, 2019, 04:58:38 PM
the next two episodes are gonna be total clusterfucks

 :sabu
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Post by: Mandark on May 06, 2019, 04:59:47 PM
TBH how the fuck are you going to end all this in just 2 more episodes? HOW?
This is basically GRRM's inner monologue whenever he sits down to write and decides to do something else instead.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on May 06, 2019, 05:09:37 PM
TBH how the fuck are you going to end all this in just 2 more episodes? HOW?

Episode 5: big battle, ends shitty for Dany/Jon/etc, probably kill last dragon, take a bunch of captives

Episode 6: Arya, Hound, Jaime, and Hot Pie ninja invade KL, lots of murderation ensues, show ends the only way it could...

(https://i.imgur.com/8xLdQ3T.jpg)
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Post by: team filler on May 06, 2019, 05:16:56 PM
arya steals jamie's face and then bangs out cersei, decides to say "fuck it" and they murder those northern bums and dragon broad and then rule together for the rest of time
if the show wasn't so racist cersei would have a BBC daddy  :maf
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Post by: Himu on May 06, 2019, 05:18:34 PM
So given all the content and politics in play I'm assuming:

ep 5 - entire thing is one big battle?
ep 6 - battle continues for an hour? final hour is ending for all characters?
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Post by: El Babua on May 06, 2019, 05:25:11 PM
Cersei stashed a shiton of wildfire under KL. Dany blows up a cache starting a chain reaction that burns down the entire city.

She gets blamed for it, is labeled a terrorist and Jon starts getting all the clout.

I guess Jamie kills Cersei, Hound kills Mountain and Arya does something before all that.
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Post by: Tasty on May 06, 2019, 05:41:28 PM
Buddy mentioned a good point: Euron is oddly quiet when Tyrion loudly proclaims Cersei's pregnancy... :thinking
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Post by: Tasty on May 06, 2019, 05:42:23 PM
Ep 5 - climax
Ep 6 - Return of the King style multi-epilgoue
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 06, 2019, 05:44:29 PM
Ep 5 - Arya Kills Cersei
Ep 6 - Arya kills everyone left in Westeros.

Also, "I couldn't love him.....not the way I love you."  :neogaf
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Post by: Himu on May 06, 2019, 05:53:06 PM
Also, "I couldn't love him.....not the way I love you."  :neogaf

Who said this again?
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Post by: Joe Molotov on May 06, 2019, 06:08:28 PM
TBH how the fuck are you going to end all this in just 2 more episodes? HOW?

Sean Bean wakes up next to Viggo Mortensen, "Wow what a crazy dream."
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Post by: Mandark on May 06, 2019, 06:10:55 PM
Also, "I couldn't love him.....not the way I love you."

Who said this again?

Dany posthumously dunking on Jorah.
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Post by: Nintex on May 06, 2019, 06:13:01 PM
Jon walks towards Dany and wants to embrace and comfort her like old times. She sticks a knife in his stomach. He dies and she drops her knife and sits on the throne.
"FWOOMP" a crossbow arrow kills her. "I don't want to lose Highgarden to some uppity dragon cunt". Bronn says as he arrives on the scene. "I hope you still remember" he says to Tyrion.

Tyrion sends a raven towards the front hoping that Davos will receive word that Jon Snow is dead and that they need help.
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Post by: Himu on May 06, 2019, 06:22:34 PM
Been watching reactions to GoT s8 for laughs.

https://youtu.be/v5VnIGxAPts

Good. Goooood. Yes, give into your hatred, Joe.

:sabu
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Post by: Nintex on May 06, 2019, 06:43:38 PM
Davos moves into Kings Landing with just 20 men who volunteer to join him. Het gets murdered instantly by the Unsullied. No one cares.
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Post by: Himu on May 06, 2019, 08:22:26 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/bldggj/spoilers_main_the_thing_im_saddest_about_is/

Complainers: D&D can’t write (which is true)

Also complainers: please hold my hand daddy I crave exposition

I’ll be the last person to defend GoT. A lot it does is bad. But it also does a lot of good. The cutaway from Sansa and Arya’s reactions is good. We now know how Sansa reacted because she clearly wants Jon as king hence “what if there’s someone better.” This is all precisely why comic book movies are the number one movie now and it's these bloody people’s fault. People who cannot follow a story using basic storytelling techniques using the most prominent storytelling medium of the 20th and 21th centuries - film.

Yes, we need to show everything. Make GoT into a clip show.
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Post by: Mandark on May 06, 2019, 09:03:34 PM
It makes sense to cut away to create a bit of suspense, but it's potentially an emotional scene besides just being a plot point. I think it's fair that people would want to see a scene like that, with characters they've gotten attached to and who have a history with each other.
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Post by: agrajag on May 06, 2019, 09:09:08 PM
Arya must've not taken it well, the way she noped out of Winterfell.
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Post by: headwalk on May 06, 2019, 09:35:16 PM
the power struggle between dany and sansa is much more interesting than just about anything that's happened for the last two seasons. shame to have it haphazardly cobbled together in the space of two episodes as everything is on "oh shit, better wrap this up" mode.

all feels very JJ abrams.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on May 06, 2019, 09:47:31 PM
Arya must've not taken it well, the way she noped out of Winterfell.

I think she noped out due to being uncomfortable in society. She's basically a broken, crazy assassin person that wears other people's faces. They touched on that with the Gendry scene where he tries to wife her and she's like "nah brah, shootin arrows, gotta stay sharp."

She's still got some names on her list...
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Post by: Himu on May 06, 2019, 09:56:53 PM
It makes sense to cut away to create a bit of suspense, but it's potentially an emotional scene besides just being a plot point. I think it's fair that people would want to see a scene like that, with characters they've gotten attached to and who have a history with each other.

It will have been the 4th time it's revealed. We know the necessary information. I don't really care about suspense. Do we really need another scene having the same details gone over? At best, you'd see a shocked face, then cut.
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Post by: Kara on May 06, 2019, 10:04:37 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/YV9Xpdr.jpg)
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Post by: Tasty on May 06, 2019, 10:34:49 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/YV9Xpdr.jpg)

Kinda looks like a male Anne Hathaway :ohhh
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Post by: bluemax on May 06, 2019, 11:26:07 PM
The whole parley at King's Landing was 10 kinds of dumb. Why doesn't Cersei just wipe them out right there? Her two biggest enemies are essentially unguarded and open!

Why does King's Landing not have a moat?
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Post by: team filler on May 07, 2019, 12:13:47 AM
https://twitter.com/Volceltaire/status/1125560121063436288
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Post by: El Babua on May 07, 2019, 12:24:17 AM
filler you gotta get into the books breh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncO6ywLLhFE
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Post by: agrajag on May 07, 2019, 12:37:04 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D55budzW4AETTJp.jpg)

 :whew
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Post by: Himu on May 07, 2019, 05:00:22 AM
Figured it out.

Arya says she’s not coming back because she’s going to do everything she can to make Jon king and wants to be in his kings guard.

Boom.

I think that the “I’m not a lady, I never was” is the hint.

She couldn’t be a lady like Sansa, cooped in a castle making children. She’s always been fascinated with warriors and knights, even going as far as naming her direwolf after the warrior queen.

We’ve seen one scene already where Jaime, a knight, makes Brianna - a woman - a Knight. Maybe Clegane can do the honor for Arya? I think that’s the best overall story ender for Arya. and the show runners have yet to make her look truly vulnerable.
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Post by: VomKriege on May 07, 2019, 05:22:19 AM
I can't believe this is the trash they gave us with two years to plan for it.

Welcome to almost all TV shows ever.
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Post by: Transhuman on May 07, 2019, 05:27:28 AM
I can't believe this is the trash they gave us with two years to plan for it.

Welcome to almost all TV shows ever.

They either die great, or live long enough to become crap
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Post by: Himu on May 07, 2019, 06:49:20 AM
https://culturedvultures.com/the-last-of-the-starks-game-of-thrones-episode-imdb/

Good, good. Let the hate flow through you.
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Post by: Raist on May 07, 2019, 02:48:47 PM
Welp :lol

https://twitter.com/amyadmcs/status/1125111691614859267
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Post by: Himu on May 07, 2019, 03:09:13 PM
I feel for all the actors and actresses involved.
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Post by: agrajag on May 07, 2019, 03:10:56 PM
wow even irl Missandei is less of a selfish bitch than Dany
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Post by: jakefromstatefarm on May 07, 2019, 04:26:41 PM
Stannis was the dumbest character.
ned putting promises made to characters who are long since dead above the well being of characters who are still alive is pretty up there
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Post by: jakefromstatefarm on May 07, 2019, 04:28:29 PM
Also, have we already talked about the “if I wasn’t raped and tortured I never would’ve learned the real meaning of being a woman” spiel from Sansa?
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Post by: Raist on May 07, 2019, 04:34:18 PM
Also, have we already talked about the “if I wasn’t raped and tortured I never would’ve learned the real meaning of being a woman” spiel from Sansa?

 :no1curr
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Post by: Tasty on May 07, 2019, 04:43:56 PM
https://gizmodo.com/rip-to-the-game-of-thrones-starbucks-cup-gone-too-soon-1834585578

RIP :'(
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 07, 2019, 04:54:17 PM
Also, have we already talked about the “if I wasn’t raped and tortured I never would’ve learned the real meaning of being a woman” spiel from Sansa?
1) no, because that's not really what she's saying
2) no, because we're not REEEEE and have no interest in virtue signalling here
3) no, because  :no1curr
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Post by: Kara on May 07, 2019, 05:02:04 PM
No one virtue signals on this Taco Bell fansite. Keep the shit in the shit thread.
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Post by: Nintex on May 07, 2019, 05:15:17 PM
EPISODE 5:
*Gendry arrives at Storms End*
"Hello everyone, I'm the new lord of Storms End"

"... are you now son?"

"UNCLE STANNIS!? You are alive!"

"You can be lord of this castle once I take the Iron Throne which is mine by right!"

*Stannis heads to the Vale*

"Who do you want to be king boy, a Stark, a dragon lady, a Lannister? They killed your only family."

"Take me knights Mr. Stannisss"

"Take my grammar lessons boy"

*Stannis and his army and knights of the Vale head for Kings Landing*

"Jon Stark?, what is the meaning of this!"

"I made an oath to my queen. We will charge this castle head on and kill everyone inside because one of her advisors got killed and she flew too close to a massive crossbow fleet with her dragons"

"Are you stupid boy? Where are the archers, the catapults the enemy is right in front of us standing in front of their castle?!"

"I'm glad you are back Lord Stannis. We all thought you were dead. We could really use a capable commander to lead us in this battle"

"Come on Lord Davos, let's finish this"

*Stannis and his forces attack Kings Landing and are instantly defeated by the Golden Company*

*Stannis escapes the battle*

"NEXT TIME IRON THRONE, NEXT TIME!!...."
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Post by: Tasty on May 07, 2019, 05:30:45 PM
EPISODE 5:
*Gendry arrives at Storms End*
"Hello everyone, I'm the new lord of Storms End"

"... are you now son?"

"UNCLE STANNIS!? You are alive!"

"You can be lord of this castle once I take the Iron Throne which is mine by right!"

*Stannis heads to the Vale*

"Who do you want to be king boy, a Stark, a dragon lady, a Lannister? They killed your only family."

"Take me knights Mr. Stannisss"

"Take my grammar lessons boy"

*Stannis and his army and knights of the Vale head for Kings Landing*

"Jon Stark?, what is the meaning of this!"

"I made an oath to my queen. We will charge this castle head on and kill everyone inside because one of her advisors got killed and she flew too close to a massive crossbow fleet with her dragons"

"Are you stupid boy? Where are the archers, the catapults the enemy is right in front of us standing in front of their castle?!"

"I'm glad you are back Lord Stannis. We all thought you were dead. We could really use a capable commander to lead us in this battle"

"Come on Lord Davos, let's finish this"

*Stannis and his forces attack Kings Landing and are instantly defeated by the Golden Company*

*Stannis escapes the battle*

"NEXT TIME IRON THRONE, NEXT TIME!!...."

GRRM's writing has really fallen on hard times
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Post by: Nintex on May 07, 2019, 05:50:56 PM
"Jaime..."

"Cersei"

"I gues...."

"We really are the last of us"

FIN



*Cersei removes her face?!*

Jon Snow: "Cersei was already dead. It was just Arya fucking with you the whole time because Sansa and Arya wanted to show me that you were evil Dany"

Dany: "Look closer Jon"

Jon: "Wait, that is a man"

*Dany removes face*

Arya: "That is Jaqen, I am Arya. Dany is already dead."
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Post by: jakefromstatefarm on May 07, 2019, 06:20:59 PM
no, because that's not really what she's saying
Quote
None of it would have happened if you'd left King's Landing with me. No Littlefinger, no Ramsay none of it.

Without Littlefinger, and Ramsay and the rest, I would have stayed a Little Bird all my life.
if I wasn’t abused -> I wouldntve matured. what else could she be really saying? Also, not objecting to having characters say wrong things, that would be really stupid. Not being able to point out when characters say wrong things would also be really stupid.
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Post by: Himu on May 07, 2019, 06:28:31 PM
She basically was saying that whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Probably (definitely) not a one size fits all approach and certainly doesn't nor imply that's the best (or even only) method for everyone but in her case, I find it pretty factual. Also, many irl rape victims have that very same line of thinking. This also goes beyond rape victims and societal victims as well. Black people were second class citizens and yet rose up, strong and resilient af. Does it condone the behavior of their abusers? Fuck no. The message is that she rose above those abuses, and rampant manipulation to become the person she is now: strong, resilient, and steadfast. She's a woman in the equivalent of medieval times facing hard ass shit. What the fuck is she supposed to do? Wallow in being an abuse victim? That wouldn't be a compelling story. Who cares.
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Post by: agrajag on May 07, 2019, 06:39:53 PM
She's saying if she had been sheltered from hardships she would have remained sheltered and not evolve and grow, not rape specifically. Seems like you are trying to frame it in a specific way to stir controversy.
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Post by: Tasty on May 07, 2019, 06:42:02 PM
Read some shitty clickbait that Tyrion might be a secret Targ? :lol
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Post by: Nintex on May 07, 2019, 06:42:52 PM
She's saying if she had been sheltered from hardships she would have remained sheltered and not evolve and grow, not rape specifically. Seems like you are trying to frame it in a specific way to stir controversy.
That's what I got from it too. She meant her entire ordeal from trusting the wrong people to nearly being killed by the army of the dead.
Not just being raped by Ramsey Bolton.

Had she been sheltered from hardships she whouldn't have been the strong leader she now is.
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Post by: Nintex on May 07, 2019, 06:45:06 PM
Read some shitty clickbait that Tyrion might be a secret Targ? :lol
They've been sort of hinting at it with his interactions with the dragons.
In the preview of the next episode you see Tyrion walking past a dragon sculpture also.

There's also the theory of a 4th Dragon.
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Post by: agrajag on May 07, 2019, 06:47:31 PM
I just don't see how that's any more controversial than saying saying something Ivanka Trump growing up in riches may have hindered her from having the life experience nenecessary to be a wise and compassionate leader. Doesn't mean people think she would've benefitted from being raped (at least not sane people).. Now I know Sansa was raped, but she was referring to the totality of her life experiences. She is basically saying she learned her life lessons the hard way.
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Post by: Nintex on May 07, 2019, 06:54:18 PM
This show is already dumb. A drunk dwarf riding a dragon would make sense at this point.

They blew millions on these dragons, better make the most of them. Maybe Drogon can lay some eggs for the dragon queen to hatch.
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Post by: agrajag on May 07, 2019, 06:55:09 PM
I doubt dragons reproduce asexually breh
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Post by: Nintex on May 07, 2019, 06:57:49 PM
I doubt dragons reproduce asexually breh
Dany's already dating her nephew. Why not her dragon son?
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Post by: Himu on May 07, 2019, 07:00:51 PM
This show is already dumb. A drunk dwarf riding a dragon would make sense at this point.

They blew millions on these dragons, better make the most of them. Maybe Drogon can lay some eggs for the dragon queen to hatch.

At one point in time book readers assumed there would be three Dragon riders: Dany, Tyrion, and Bran warging the third dragon. Some thought Jon would also be a dragon rider.

Killing her dragons has also killed the theory but again, books != show.

It’s important to note that the raven tells Bran he will never walk again but he will fly. In many cases I took this as literal in that he would warg a dragon and help Dany fight the war of the undead despite being crippled. But nope. I also wasn’t alone in thinking this.
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 07, 2019, 07:07:38 PM
no, because that's not really what she's saying
Quote
None of it would have happened if you'd left King's Landing with me. No Littlefinger, no Ramsay none of it.

Without Littlefinger, and Ramsay and the rest, I would have stayed a Little Bird all my life.
if I wasn’t abused -> I wouldntve matured. what else could she be really saying? Also, not objecting to having characters say wrong things, that would be really stupid. Not being able to point out when characters say wrong things would also be really stupid.
(http://media.giphy.com/media/TruuyA1AwOxGw/giphy.gif)
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Post by: Tasty on May 07, 2019, 07:08:09 PM
This show is already dumb. A drunk dwarf riding a dragon would make sense at this point.

They blew millions on these dragons, better make the most of them. Maybe Drogon can lay some eggs for the dragon queen to hatch.

At one point in time book readers assumed there would be three Dragon riders: Dany, Tyrion, and Bran warging the third dragon. Some thought Jon would also be a dragon rider.

Killing her dragons has also killed the theory but again, books != show.

It’s important to note that the raven tells Bran he will never walk again but he will fly. In many cases I took this as literal in that he would warg a dragon and help Dany fight the war of the undead despite being crippled. But nope. I also wasn’t alone in thinking this.

It was literal... he wargs into ravens all the time :confused
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Post by: Nintex on May 07, 2019, 07:22:34 PM
GRRM: "... Bran was strapped to a catapult and flung away from Winterfell. "Fly little bird! fly!" Ramsay Bolton said with glee as Bran's skull cracked open when he hit a rock."

*watches GOT TV show*

GRRM: "Fuck"
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Post by: Himu on May 07, 2019, 07:36:41 PM
This show is already dumb. A drunk dwarf riding a dragon would make sense at this point.

They blew millions on these dragons, better make the most of them. Maybe Drogon can lay some eggs for the dragon queen to hatch.

At one point in time book readers assumed there would be three Dragon riders: Dany, Tyrion, and Bran warging the third dragon. Some thought Jon would also be a dragon rider.

Killing her dragons has also killed the theory but again, books != show.

It’s important to note that the raven tells Bran he will never walk again but he will fly. In many cases I took this as literal in that he would warg a dragon and help Dany fight the war of the undead despite being crippled. But nope. I also wasn’t alone in thinking this.

It was literal... he wargs into ravens all the time :confused

....Besides Ravens. Bran warging in to ravens but not a single dragon makes no sense. Bran is unique. Most people, and most Starks, can only warg in specific number of animals. With the Starks they can warg only into their direwolves. Bran can warg into everything. Time to warg into some ravens I guess.
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Post by: Potato on May 08, 2019, 12:16:15 AM
There are apparently some leaks about eps 5 and 6 floating around Reddit.

If they are true, then George has some serious re-writing to do.
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Post by: bluemax on May 08, 2019, 02:06:56 AM
Read some shitty clickbait that Tyrion might be a secret Targ? :lol

That's like, a 20 year old theory.

There are apparently some leaks about eps 5 and 6 floating around Reddit.

If they are true, then George has some serious re-writing to do.

I read them, the leaks have definitely been pointing to slight variations of this since last year. Only a few changes but it is still consistent.

And dumb, which seems par for the course for GURM and the show.
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Post by: bluemax on May 08, 2019, 02:54:58 AM
Talking to my brother about how Game of Thrones is just a rip off of Tad Williams' Sorrow, Memory, Thorn series and:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Weirwood_net/comments/7sp6x5/george_rr_martin_stole_this_story_from_memory/dt8mefy?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

This thread is gold. This person guessed how a bunch of plot points would resolve based on how they were resolved in the book series GURM ripped off... and they were largely right.
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Post by: team filler on May 08, 2019, 03:01:54 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/XTuSo2l.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/yDKd9SE.jpg)
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 08, 2019, 06:36:49 AM
yass finally the elephant we deserve
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Post by: Himu on May 08, 2019, 12:54:08 PM
https://theoutline.com/post/7394/game-of-thrones-george-rr-martin-season-8-finish-the-pages?fbclid=IwAR2BbLpVcrOpec1GbvuDVEEIvDshvRXMavAj_KD5tarpEaNEbT2ID4cobuA&zd=2&zi=347rzkdl
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Post by: Nintex on May 08, 2019, 02:58:48 PM
Euron: "my arm will stop dragon fire"
Narrator: "It didn't"

Who is going to die in the next episode? My predictions:
- Euron
- Grey Worm
- Varys (Dany probably has someone else kill him as a sign of loyalty)
- The Clegane bro's
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Post by: Tasty on May 08, 2019, 03:05:39 PM
Varys' death by burning has been foreshadowed like twice and he openly admitted to talking treasonously last episode...
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Post by: Nintex on May 08, 2019, 03:14:01 PM
Dany has dementia

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(https://i.redd.it/httk813q00x21.jpg)
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Post by: agrajag on May 08, 2019, 04:09:34 PM
HIS FUCKING NAME IS SEAWORTH

 :lol
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Post by: Himu on May 08, 2019, 04:21:17 PM
More importantly, Davos is the onion knight. The man who refused to let a city starve by famine/starvation so he smuggled onions and fish in to keep the average, ordinary people alive.

Davos, a man of low birth, from flea bottom, cares about how the small, average people are affected by war. It’s in his title. Onion Knight.

Let’s talk about a plan to starve out an entire city - Davos’ Home town of King’s landing - in his face and he will just go perfectly along with it without raising objection.

But this is the D&D show. It’s not Game of Thrones. It’s not A Song Of Ice and Fire. It’s the show where a man who is rightful king, is resurrected from the dead, built his entire arc around defending the nation against the white walkers doesn’t kill the night king.

Like I said, where drama is made for dramas sake, characters be damned.

You guys will learn over the next two episodes hopefully to just no longer give a damn. Who cares. They certainly don’t care so why should you? Just go a long for the ride and have the lowest expectations possible as you watch one of your favorite narratives ever grace itself as a A tier show with C tier storytelling.

https://youtu.be/K6BRQKHYkjQ

Caring is foolish. This will be the first and last care post I make in this thread.
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Post by: Nintex on May 08, 2019, 04:42:31 PM
This show used to be so different

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhUimlsChrU

More importantly, Davos is the onion knight. The man who refused to let a city starve by famine/starvation so he smuggled onions and fish in to keep the average, ordinary people alive.

Davos, a man of low birth, from flea bottom, cares about how the small, average people are affected by war. It’s in his title. Onion Knight.

Let’s talk about a plan to starve out an entire city - Davos’ Home town of King’s landing - in his face and he will just go perfectly along with it without raising objection.

Holy shit, you're right. They sort of numb you with the flashy dragons but it is all smoke and mirrors now.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on May 08, 2019, 05:00:19 PM
Daenerys being humbled I'm sure is going to feel just as good as Cersei getting dropped from the upper atmosphere. Her smug ass smile good God.
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Post by: Nintex on May 08, 2019, 05:11:05 PM
Davos will kill Dany because he's afraid she'll kill innocents in Kings Landing.

Jon will cry out in terror and turns into the MAD KING and screams DRACARYS at Drogon. After all, he is a Targaryen.

Tyrion quips to Varys: "Oh well, Guess I was wrong... again"

SUBVERTED EXPECTATIONS  8) 8) 8)
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 08, 2019, 05:18:01 PM
Ya'll are obsessed;  the episode kinda sucked.. move on with yo' lives until the next episode lol

This message is for the entire fucking internet not just The Bore.. Jesus never seen so much whining.

Well at least someone agrees with me
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Post by: agrajag on May 08, 2019, 05:37:38 PM
forget dragons, insta-reloading-giant-crossbow-mounted elephants is where it's at
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Post by: Nintex on May 08, 2019, 05:39:40 PM
"They kinda forgot their elephants"

mfw Qyburn bulids a tank.
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Post by: agrajag on May 08, 2019, 05:54:59 PM
"They kinda forgot their elephants"

mfw Qyburn bulids a tank.

now that's what I call good writin' - riotous, MMArSu
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Post by: Himu on May 08, 2019, 05:57:26 PM
Ya'll are obsessed;  the episode kinda sucked.. move on with yo' lives until the next episode lol

This message is for the entire fucking internet not just The Bore.. Jesus never seen so much whining.

It's still entertaining. I still ultimately like it or I otherwise wouldn't be watching it. Sorry but I'm the type that criticizes the media I love.
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Post by: Himu on May 08, 2019, 07:46:51 PM
What do you all think of Dany = being the mad queen?

Here's where I think it has merit:

- Dany feels owed the crown

- she has witnessed and committed horrific acts of violence. For one, she instigated her brothers murder by toppling hot melted gold on his head. In the books and also in the show, we have sympathy towards Dany here because he always treated her like crap. But even if Viserys was a dick, when you look outside of her perspective it's till a woman executing her own brother. We think Michael Corleone is a monster by the end of Godfather II for doing similar and compared to say, Tyrion, who had a retributive reason for killing his father,  Dany kills Viserys because she views him as a threat to her crown. Even Michael isn't there when Fredo get killed. Dany however revels in Viserys' murder.

- She crucified those who defied her in Essos, she has been about fire brimstone. From her perspective, she dolled out rightful justice. But outside of her perspective we see someone who throws those who defy her to their death.

- she is obsessed from almost the start with gaining what is "rightfully" hers, a place she has never been to and cannot remember. A place where she is a foreigner.

- Time and time again she shown complete cruelty while arguing that she is freeing those from captivity.

Daenerys Stormborn is already a conqueror. What most seem to disagree on is the definition of "mad". Some think it means crazy. Others think burning people alive just for not bending the knee counts as mad. Others, just merely totalitarian.

The show continuously shows the differences in the ruling methods between Jon and Daenerys.

- When Jon is revived and orders the people who killed him to be executed, he can barely look at them. He doesn't relish in delight at their pain and these are people who literally killed him.

- has the rightful birth right to the throne, doesn't want it

- Dany gets others to follow her by conquest and a show of might. Jon does so through putting his ass on the line multiple times.

- Jon had a home of Winterfell but took up the black. Jon knows where his home is and leaves it repeatedly because of circumstance or of higher duty. Dany doesn't even have a home but wants what she feels is "rightfully" hers.

So what are your thoughts? Is Dany mad? Will she become mad or is she already?

I expect her to toast Varys once he's lost any belief in her and reveals publicly Jon's lineage.
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Post by: agrajag on May 08, 2019, 07:50:51 PM
it does run in the family and she certainly doesn't seem like the most stable individual
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Post by: headwalk on May 08, 2019, 07:52:03 PM
What do you all think of Dany = being the mad queen?

Here's where I think it has merit:

- Dany feels owed the crown

- she has witnessed and committed horrific acts of violence. For one, she instigated her brothers murder by toppling hot melted gold on his head. In the books and also in the show, we have sympathy towards Dany here because he always treated her like crap. But even if Viserys was a dick, when you look outside of her perspective it's till a woman executing her own brother. We think Michael Corleone is a monster by the end of Godfather II for doing similar and compared to say, Tyrion, who had a retributive reason for killing his father,  Dany kills Viserys because she views him as a threat to her crown. Even Michael isn't there when Fredo get killed. Dany however revels in Viserys' murder.

- She crucified those who defied her in Essos, she has been about fire brimstone. From her perspective, she dolled out rightful justice. But outside of her perspective we see someone who throws those who defy her to their death.

- she is obsessed from almost the start with gaining what is "rightfully" hers, a place she has never been to and cannot remember. A place where she is a foreigner.

- Time and time again she shown complete cruelty while arguing that she is freeing those from captivity.

Daenerys Stormborn is already a conqueror. What most seem to disagree on is the definition of "mad". Some think it means crazy. Others think burning people alive just for not bending the knee counts as mad. Others, just merely totalitarian.

The show continuously shows the differences in the ruling methods between Jon and Daenerys.

- When Jon is revived and orders the people who killed him to be executed, he can barely look at them. He doesn't relish in delight at their pain and these are people who literally killed him.

- has the rightful birth right to the throne, doesn't want it

- Dany gets others to follow her by conquest and a show of might. Jon does so through putting his ass on the line multiple times.

- Jon had a home of Winterfell but took up the black. Jon knows where his home is and leaves it repeatedly because of circumstance or of higher duty. Dany doesn't even have a home but wants what she feels is "rightfully" hers.

So what are your thoughts? Is Dany mad? Will she become mad or is she already?

I expect her to toast Varys once he's lost any belief in her and reveals publicly Jon's lineage.

lol just unplug your brain
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Post by: Himu on May 08, 2019, 07:54:19 PM
it does run in the family and she certainly doesn't seem like the most stable individual

I think what throws people off is that Daenerys doesn't seem cruel, at least not entirely.

I think in the end she might have the saddest arc.

lol just unplug your brain

Mmmm...when I watch the show these days I do. Like I said above I no longer have any real expectations. That said, I still have a passion for the story/characters/books/show and I like discussing/thinking about it. :idont
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Post by: El Babua on May 08, 2019, 08:10:41 PM
There's an age old theory about Dany being a subversion of a Dark Lord in your typical fantasy novel.

I mean a villain trying to conquer a the land with an army of dark-skinned savages, slave soldiers, and mythical creatures is a pretty easy thing to write, but getting the audience to emphasize with that is completely different.

As far as her being a mad queen goes, I still think she'll blow up King's Landing in both the book and the show, but she'll try to atone for it by facing the Others in the book while losing everything in the show.
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Post by: agrajag on May 08, 2019, 08:14:31 PM
didn't Varys outright state last episode that he's afraid of her mad queen tendencies? The show is very clearly setting her up as one of the final bads to overcome.
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Post by: Kara on May 08, 2019, 08:20:34 PM
All monarchs are a bad to overcome. :bolo
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Post by: headwalk on May 08, 2019, 08:42:00 PM
do something else then nerd.
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Post by: Raist on May 09, 2019, 03:11:17 AM
 :no1curr

Daenerys is, and has always been, complete trash.
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Post by: Momo on May 09, 2019, 06:38:46 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/317gYwW.png)
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Post by: Himu on May 09, 2019, 07:45:23 AM
didn't Varys outright state last episode that he's afraid of her mad queen tendencies? The show is very clearly setting her up as one of the final bads to overcome.

I know. But many are like,”DANY IS MAD FOR A REASON, THEY JUST KILLED HER DRAGON AND MISSANDEI AND I DONT BUY THAT SHE’S MAD”. People are really defensive of her.
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Post by: agrajag on May 09, 2019, 10:11:25 AM
didn't Varys outright state last episode that he's afraid of her mad queen tendencies? The show is very clearly setting her up as one of the final bads to overcome.

I know. But many are like,”DANY IS MAD FOR A REASON, THEY JUST KILLED HER DRAGON AND MISSANDEI AND I DONT BUY THAT SHE’S MAD”. People are really defensive of her.

I don't blame them tbh. Throughout the seasons they set her up as a messianic figure who is destined to lead and liberate. Although they peppered in examples of her being cruel, I could see people handwave that away as appropriate for the time period they are in. After all, the show literally opened with Ned executing some poor schlub, and Ned was painted as the paragon of virtue.

Idk, I felt kind of bad for Dany when everyone was celebrating and praising Jon Snow and she had to sit there dejected. She does have some negative traits and does feel entitled, but on the other hand she did have a pretty rough life and she does love Jon and Missandei. She risked her life multiple times and she risked her life saving Jon and had no regrets losing her dragon to save his ass.
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Post by: Momo on May 09, 2019, 10:20:37 AM
Danny getting into that sweet misandry for missandei
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Post by: agrajag on May 09, 2019, 10:36:21 AM
She's not really a schemer.
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Post by: agrajag on May 09, 2019, 10:51:52 AM
I like the theory of Varys getting to cute and getting lit up. Maybe Tyrion snitches. He hasn't done anything of consequence in a long tkme.
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Post by: Brehvolution on May 09, 2019, 11:10:04 AM
Really surprised this long awaited season isn't measuring up to unattainable expectations.  :doge
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Post by: team filler on May 09, 2019, 11:29:27 AM
 ::)
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Post by: Don Rumata on May 09, 2019, 12:12:53 PM
Really surprised this long awaited season isn't measuring up to unattainable expectations.  :doge
Yeah after 3 shitty seasons, i had such high expectations!
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Post by: Himu on May 09, 2019, 12:59:52 PM
didn't Varys outright state last episode that he's afraid of her mad queen tendencies? The show is very clearly setting her up as one of the final bads to overcome.

I know. But many are like,”DANY IS MAD FOR A REASON, THEY JUST KILLED HER DRAGON AND MISSANDEI AND I DONT BUY THAT SHE’S MAD”. People are really defensive of her.

I don't blame them tbh. Throughout the seasons they set her up as a messianic figure who is destined to lead and liberate. Although they peppered in examples of her being cruel, I could see people handwave that away as appropriate for the time period they are in. After all, the show literally opened with Ned executing some poor schlub, and Ned was painted as the paragon of virtue.

Idk, I felt kind of bad for Dany when everyone was celebrating and praising Jon Snow and she had to sit there dejected. She does have some negative traits and does feel entitled, but on the other hand she did have a pretty rough life and she does love Jon and Missandei. She risked her life multiple times and she risked her life saving Jon and had no regrets losing her dragon to save his ass.

I think the difference between Ned executing a man and Dany is that Ned didn't like it. This guy left Castle Black. It was against the law to desert. Ned believed a lord should carry out his own justice. He uses one big swipe to end it. Dany however gives cruel deaths. Crucifixion, burning while alive, being eaten by dragons even. Ned doesn't like it but has to see it through much like Jon. Dany however does it to flex her power. I think there's a massive difference. Executing people is a thing. Some men are gonna get executed. But burning alive? Crucifixion?
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Post by: Himu on May 09, 2019, 01:06:56 PM
The point is, Dany does cruel acts. Like I said in my original post, when you look from her perspective crucifying slave masters and shit is justice but when you look outside of it, it starts to look real loony.

The point isn't that "Dany kills!". It's how and WHY she kills.

She's in a foreign land demanding people to bend the knee in a place she's never been to. She toasted Sam's family because they wouldn't bend the knee. Would Ned do that? Like Sam said, sometimes rulers need to have mercy. Dany feels owed the crown. It's her destiny, her birthright;etc.

The only comparison originally made was to Jon, who as a ruler has been merciful and does not feel delight when executing men - even men who actually, literally killed him.

Dany is a bad ruler. Whether or not she's mad, though. That's the debate.
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Post by: Don Rumata on May 09, 2019, 01:18:49 PM
The point is, Dany does cruel acts. Like I said in my original post, when you look from her perspective crucifying slave masters and shit is justice but when you look outside of it, it starts to look real loony.
Seems pretty standard stuff for medieval times.  :yeshrug
Though it appears loony, in the sanitized context of a modern TV show.
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Post by: Himu on May 09, 2019, 01:21:23 PM
Fair, philosophical arguments made. :obama

Let's see how the show plays it out. Hopefully it's satisfactory, bare minimum.
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Post by: HardcoreRetro on May 09, 2019, 01:35:06 PM
Let's see how the show plays it out. Hopefully it's satisfactory, bare minimum.

Show fades to black.

*The Game of Thrones will continue...

In cinema

Winter 2019*
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Post by: Himu on May 09, 2019, 01:37:42 PM
So it seems D&D want nothing more to do with GoT. HBO offered them to do this right: two more seasons full length 10 episodes a piece. D&D are bored with it and decided they want out. So there's a blessing in that future GoT adaptations on HBO won't have ANYTHING to do with D&D.
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Post by: agrajag on May 09, 2019, 01:45:29 PM
Counterpoint: Ned had no reason to want that guy dead, Randyll Tarly and his failson were douche canoes.
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Post by: Kara on May 09, 2019, 01:59:55 PM
Slavery is illegal in Westeros, how could Ned the Failure fight it there?

I guess by supporting King Robert Ned supports the integration of Westeros into a world economic system that cannot function without widespread slavery via high finance (the Iron Bank essentially underwrote Westeros for N years) but we're talking about someone so stupid that you can't recount their deeds in season 1 without erupting into laughter so the concept of uneven and combined development seems unlikely to register in his pea-brain.
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Post by: Kara on May 09, 2019, 02:00:26 PM
^shut up nerd
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Post by: agrajag on May 09, 2019, 02:17:31 PM
Ned's the one who stripped Jorah of his lands and banished him for slave trade, no?
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Post by: Kara on May 09, 2019, 02:31:37 PM
Ned's the one who stripped Jorah of his lands and banished him for slave trade, no?

He sentenced him to death!
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Post by: Don Rumata on May 09, 2019, 02:32:04 PM
Wait, why would Ned try to invade a completely different continent, to end slavery? I'm lost as to what your point there is, even though i agree with the larger one about Ned and Dany not being directly comparable, morally speaking.
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Post by: Himu on May 09, 2019, 02:36:56 PM
Why are you even comparing Ned to Dany? The main point of comparison is Jon and Dany.

Original post here:

What do you all think of Dany = being the mad queen?

Here's where I think it has merit:

- Dany feels owed the crown

- she has witnessed and committed horrific acts of violence. For one, she instigated her brothers murder by toppling hot melted gold on his head. In the books and also in the show, we have sympathy towards Dany here because he always treated her like crap. But even if Viserys was a dick, when you look outside of her perspective it's till a woman executing her own brother. We think Michael Corleone is a monster by the end of Godfather II for doing similar and compared to say, Tyrion, who had a retributive reason for killing his father,  Dany kills Viserys because she views him as a threat to her crown. Even Michael isn't there when Fredo get killed. Dany however revels in Viserys' murder.

- She crucified those who defied her in Essos, she has been about fire brimstone. From her perspective, she dolled out rightful justice. But outside of her perspective we see someone who throws those who defy her to their death.

- she is obsessed from almost the start with gaining what is "rightfully" hers, a place she has never been to and cannot remember. A place where she is a foreigner.

- Time and time again she shown complete cruelty while arguing that she is freeing those from captivity.

Daenerys Stormborn is already a conqueror. What most seem to disagree on is the definition of "mad". Some think it means crazy. Others think burning people alive just for not bending the knee counts as mad. Others, just merely totalitarian.

The show continuously shows the differences in the ruling methods between Jon and Daenerys.

- When Jon is revived and orders the people who killed him to be executed, he can barely look at them. He doesn't relish in delight at their pain and these are people who literally killed him.

- has the rightful birth right to the throne, doesn't want it

- Dany gets others to follow her by conquest and a show of might. Jon does so through putting his ass on the line multiple times.

- Jon had a home of Winterfell but took up the black. Jon knows where his home is and leaves it repeatedly because of circumstance or of higher duty. Dany doesn't even have a home but wants what she feels is "rightfully" hers.

So what are your thoughts? Is Dany mad? Will she become mad or is she already?

I expect her to toast Varys once he's lost any belief in her and reveals publicly Jon's lineage.
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Post by: Himu on May 09, 2019, 02:55:33 PM
One line. Look at the whole argument.

Compare.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbpMj5qL6X8

vs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMKlMF7DpKk

vs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTzbOA6cTYM

Dany executes prisoners of war. Look at how Jon and Ned carry out an execution and WHY they're carrying it out. Dany kills only to show her might.
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Post by: agrajag on May 09, 2019, 03:01:08 PM
I brought Ned, it's my fault  :lol
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Post by: Himu on May 09, 2019, 03:02:25 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/fto0VjM.gif)
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Post by: Nintex on May 09, 2019, 03:08:14 PM
Ned was such a centrist.
Robert was right about everything. He wanted Dany dead because she would cross the narrow sea.

Dany would've never brought her dragons and the dead dragon couldn't have brought down the wall.

Robert was the last strong and capable leader of Westeros.
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Post by: team filler on May 09, 2019, 03:08:48 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/XF86oTw.jpg)
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Post by: Himu on May 09, 2019, 03:11:35 PM
Ned was such a centrist.
Robert was right about everything. He wanted Dany dead because she would cross the narrow sea.

Dany would've never brought her dragons and the dead dragon couldn't have brought down the wall.

Robert was the last strong and capable leader of Westeros.

Robert was a terrible ruler.

(https://i.imgur.com/fto0VjM.gif)

Your GoT political opinions really are as bad as your real political opinions :lol

Robert did nothing but get laid, get drunk, and get fat. Ned, his hand, practically acted as king during his tenure as the position.
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Post by: agrajag on May 09, 2019, 03:26:13 PM
This is the last I'll say about Dany because I don't like defending her, but someone has tom

She grew up an orphan with a very abusive brother. Her parents and almost entire family was massacred by an usurper. When she was a teenager, she was sold by said brother into an arranged marriage with a barbarian who raped her. Then she got pregnant and lost her child and her husband.

Keep in mind that some of the people she executed were fighting on the side that butchered her parents, and that ordered an assasination attempt on her own life. Her enemies were allied with people who tried to eradicate her entire bloodline, as she perceives it.

Contrast this with Jon. Although he was a bastard, Ned raised him well, in a safe environment, amongst siblings that accepted him as one of their own, more or less. When he got to Castle Black, he was Mr. entitled I am better than everyone. He was lucky to be surrounded with wise counselors and true friends that gave him sincere advice.


Dany never had that benefit, she was always surrounded by people with ulterior motives who tried to take advantage of her in one way or another. Whether it's the scheming Illyrio Mopatis and Varys, or her husband in Qarth, or thirsty Jorah. She's always had to rely on her inner voice to make big decisions. And she made some bad ones, but also liberated thousands of people. Missandei and Grey Worm probably have a different view of her than some others.

So all in all, she is more of a conflicted, morally gray character than Jon, and that makes her more interesting imo. Compound that with her being hot, and girl power, and I can see why a lot of viewers root for her, despite her shortcomings.
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Post by: Himu on May 09, 2019, 03:28:59 PM
Dany will definitely go down as probably the most tragic and gray character.
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Post by: Nintex on May 09, 2019, 03:33:58 PM
Ned was such a centrist.
Robert was right about everything. He wanted Dany dead because she would cross the narrow sea.

Dany would've never brought her dragons and the dead dragon couldn't have brought down the wall.

Robert was the last strong and capable leader of Westeros.

Robert was a terrible ruler.

(https://i.imgur.com/fto0VjM.gif)

Your GoT political opinions really are as bad as your real political opinions :lol

Robert did nothing but get laid, get drunk, and get fat. Ned, his hand, practically acted as king during his tenure as the position.
Robert: "Kill Dany"
Ned: "Think about the children"
Robert: "Don't trust any of these snakes"
Ned: "I'm gonna tell Cersei I know her biggest secret"

Robert lived with the Lannisters for a decade. Did Ned really think he didn't know his wife and her brother were fucking?

Joffrey: Starts the war with the North by not having Ned go home but instead executing him.
A man who has to tell everyone he is the King, is no King. Luckily wins a war because of a deal Walder Frey made with his grandpa.

Tommen: Another Lannnister fuckboi who is easily deceived by his 'wife' and the faith militant.

Cersei: When she goes broke she steals the gold of another house to shore up her armies and treasury.
Invites rapin' pirates and doesn't do anything to make peace or protect her people from the armies of the undead.
Now awaits with glee for all her subjects to be burned and raped to death in the last city she controls.

Robert Baratheon was the last good ruler of Westeros. His biggest mistake was giving power to Ned Stark.
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Post by: agrajag on May 09, 2019, 03:35:34 PM
Cindi, Nintex is a Trump fan, what did you expect?
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Post by: Nintex on May 09, 2019, 03:40:12 PM
Robert should've called for Stannis to help him, not Ned.

Stannis would've burned most of the council at the stake.
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Post by: Himu on May 09, 2019, 03:42:53 PM
So it seems D&D want nothing more to do with GoT. HBO offered them to do this right: two more seasons full length 10 episodes a piece. D&D are bored with it and decided they want out. So there's a blessing in that future GoT adaptations on HBO won't have ANYTHING to do with D&D.

They should have just replaced the showrunners instead of moving forward with this disaster.

Agreed. I wonder what HBO thinks of the latest seasons reviews.
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 09, 2019, 03:52:17 PM
So it seems D&D want nothing more to do with GoT. HBO offered them to do this right: two more seasons full length 10 episodes a piece. D&D are bored with it and decided they want out. So there's a blessing in that future GoT adaptations on HBO won't have ANYTHING to do with D&D.

For real? Source?
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Post by: Nintex on May 09, 2019, 03:54:15 PM
 :snob "Wanna sign with Disney for Star Wars bois?"

 :gladbron :aah "Yes please!"

 :success "Would be nice if you also destroyed the competition for our new streaming service on the way out"
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Post by: Kara on May 09, 2019, 03:59:34 PM
Someone post some memes this convo has run it's course lol

(https://i.imgur.com/XKYcNGS.jpg)
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Post by: agrajag on May 09, 2019, 04:03:03 PM
looks like Drogon was hungry
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Post by: Himu on May 09, 2019, 04:04:12 PM
Yeah, hardly looks like the place Sansa dreamed of. Winterfell looks better.
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Post by: Tasty on May 09, 2019, 04:08:19 PM
Re: Drogon probably getting armor next ep: how much Valyrian steel did they have for the White Walkers?
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 09, 2019, 04:09:53 PM
This wasn't an unplug your brain show until recently, despite Benioff and Weiss' best efforts to dumb things down. If it had been an unplug your brain show from the beginning, a lot of us wouldn't have watched it past the first few episodes.

So a lot of us aren't content to just watch it like it's Transformers.

It always was an unplug your brain show. :ufup

Dude, it was always schlocky and trite. That’s not necessary a bad thing, but recently it has gone from a good unplug your brain show to a shoot your brains out type of show.

If it was a good show the loser virgin Stannis would have called for an Imperial Diet and we would have had one season of interpreting law whether he was the legitimate king according to the law of westeros. :aah
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Post by: Tasty on May 09, 2019, 04:10:33 PM
So it seems D&D want nothing more to do with GoT. HBO offered them to do this right: two more seasons full length 10 episodes a piece. D&D are bored with it and decided they want out. So there's a blessing in that future GoT adaptations on HBO won't have ANYTHING to do with D&D.

For real? Source?

The option was there, but the decision was made for longer episodes and a higher per-episode budget.
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Post by: Himu on May 09, 2019, 04:11:24 PM
https://youtu.be/bhiM_EMooek

could listen to george all day talk about this shit
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Post by: Brehvolution on May 09, 2019, 04:25:28 PM
The lord of light is the only god that showed up.
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Post by: Himu on May 09, 2019, 04:50:38 PM
The lord of light is the only god that showed up.

Technically not true.

It's said Stark men don't do well down south, right? Well, Stark men worship the Old Gods. The Old Gods have no power down south because they cut down their heart trees in a time of war. There's a few scattering of Heart Trees, but ultimately, they really don't have any power there. You could say Stark's have divine protection by the Old Gods.

The New Gods (the seven) are perhaps the most absent Gods next to the Drowned God. But that's only in the show.

Then there's the Faceless God. I'd say they've shown themselves as pretty demonstrable.
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Post by: Kara on May 09, 2019, 06:05:24 PM
If it was a good show the loser virgin Stannis would have called for an Imperial Diet and we would have had one season of interpreting law whether he was the legitimate king according to the law of westeros. :aah

Jeder soll nach seiner Façon selig werden. :wag
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Post by: Nintex on May 09, 2019, 06:33:30 PM
There's an interesting theory.

- Littlefinger says his great grandfather was from Bravos.

- It is unclear but he might have spread the rumor that started Robert's rebellion

- He started the war of the 5 kings

- He gives Bran the dagger that will kill the Night King.

- Before he dies he meets a woman who whispers "your time is up".  He gives her a coin and she looks distressed.

- Littlefinger is right handed. Yet when he got stabbed he grabbed his neck with his left hand.

- A faceless woman replaced Littlefinger at the trial. Littlefinger is Lightbringer or Azor Ahai.
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Post by: Himu on May 09, 2019, 07:00:17 PM
How does any of this prove he is the Azor Ahai?

Among book readers, most believe Jaime is Azor Ahai. Never heard of this for Baelish.
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 09, 2019, 07:06:58 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/DRQKGL3/A89-C703-C-49-D6-4-DAF-86-B1-CC2-FCF31108-E.jpg)

I want this ending
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Post by: Tasty on May 09, 2019, 08:08:28 PM
Dany would lose so fucking fast
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Post by: agrajag on May 10, 2019, 12:51:34 AM
https://youtu.be/ahoHDU0T44I
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Post by: Kara on May 10, 2019, 12:54:46 AM
 :lol the music at the end
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Post by: Himu on May 10, 2019, 01:02:52 AM
https://youtu.be/ahoHDU0T44I

1 million views :lol
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Post by: team filler on May 10, 2019, 01:08:12 AM

fares1925
The Wall was built to protect the Night King from bad writing
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Post by: Tasty on May 10, 2019, 11:59:24 AM
https://www.theringer.com/game-of-thrones/2019/5/8/18536167/game-of-thrones-season-8-euron-greyjoy-rhaegal-scorpion

Quote
Quote
As Morion’s fleet beat its way across the Sea of Dorne, the dragons Vermithor, Caraxes, and Vhagar fell on them from out of the clouds. Shouts rang out, and the Dornish filled the air with scorpion bolts, but firing at a dragon is one thing, and killing it quite another. A few bolts glanced off the scales of the dragons, and one punched through Vhagar’s wing, but none of them found any vulnerable spots as the dragons swooped and banked and loosed great blasts of fire. One by one the ships went up in gouts of flame.

The shot that killed Meraxes was a miracle fluke, hitting the dragon in one of the creature’s very few weak spots, and the Dornish were never so lucky again, even with scores of scorpions in their armada.

:thinking

Seriously though, I was pissed at how easy the Night King killed Viserion but chalked it up to magic-eye hax or something. Rhaegal's death deeply annoys me.
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Post by: agrajag on May 10, 2019, 12:09:05 PM
https://www.buzzfeed.com/deliacai/game-of-thrones-theory-baby-dragons

Nintex
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Post by: Tasty on May 10, 2019, 01:21:44 PM
That's the only thing that would redeem Rhaegal's death IMO...

Also, interesting vid recommended today:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yreoHblp-4c
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 10, 2019, 01:23:09 PM
https://www.buzzfeed.com/deliacai/game-of-thrones-theory-baby-dragons

Nintex

That would be dope

1 dragon just does not cut it
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Post by: Tasty on May 10, 2019, 01:30:56 PM
I guess we'll know within five minutes of the start of the next ep, since Drogon's off-screen season five shenanigans would have to be included in any "Last Time on Game of Thrones."
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Post by: agrajag on May 10, 2019, 01:35:24 PM
I mean.. secret dragons Dany doesn't know about?

Would be rad.. and hell I personally wouldn't care even if she did know and did a "surprise"... but if that happens and you guys don't cry about how little that make sense for a week straight I'm gonna call shenanigans.

Who are you kidding, you're gonna lap it up and tell us how it's great writing.

"see, they planned it all along!"
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 10, 2019, 01:37:07 PM
Is there a Daddy P video on how feminist swamp witches have ruined Game of Thrones?
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Post by: nachobro on May 10, 2019, 01:42:53 PM
I mean.. secret dragons Dany doesn't know about?

Would be rad.. and hell I personally wouldn't care even if she did know and did a "surprise"... but if that happens and you guys don't cry about how little that make sense for a week straight I'm gonna call shenanigans.
book Euron had a dragon egg at one point so I guess there's a chance they could use that to justify an asspull dragon
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Post by: Nintex on May 10, 2019, 01:50:16 PM
I like how all the things that would make it more interesting are no longer in the show.

- The return of Stannis
- A role for the Faceless
- Littlefinger still being alive
- More than 1 dragon

I'm hoping that the writers tried to pull a fast one on us and made ep 4 a little meh to make up for it in a stunning finale.
But I'm worried they won't.  :-\
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Post by: Don Rumata on May 10, 2019, 01:58:22 PM
I like how all the things that would make it more interesting are no longer in the show.

- The return of Stannis
- A role for the Faceless
- Littlefinger still being alive
- More than 1 dragon

I'm hoping that the writers tried to pull a fast one on us and made ep 4 a little meh to make up for it in a stunning finale.
But I'm worried they won't.  :-\
Implying we don't already know that, after killing Jon, Dany and Cersei, Arya will remove her "face" to reveal Jaquen's.
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Post by: agrajag on May 10, 2019, 02:03:33 PM
:crybaby

 :umad
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Post by: headwalk on May 10, 2019, 02:15:39 PM
i hope dragons become so commonplace by the end of the next episode that they're used as domestic tools and menial labour like in the flintstones.
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Post by: nachobro on May 10, 2019, 02:21:22 PM
it's a living :trumps
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Post by: agrajag on May 10, 2019, 02:22:33 PM
it ain't much, but it's honest work
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Post by: Nintex on May 10, 2019, 02:33:02 PM
Prediction.

Gendry, new lord of Storms End returns to Dany with a gift.
An armor for her and her dragon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfCuarZqJzM
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Post by: agrajag on May 10, 2019, 02:33:21 PM
https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/1126916980143824896
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Post by: Himu on May 10, 2019, 02:46:27 PM
i hope dragons become so commonplace by the end of the next episode that they're used as domestic tools and menial labour like in the flintstones.

will they make funny snide remarks?
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 10, 2019, 02:47:24 PM
https://www.buzzfeed.com/deliacai/game-of-thrones-theory-baby-dragons

Nintex

Great, now anything less than this will be disappointing
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 10, 2019, 02:51:09 PM
When I first read this was a theory I thought maybe there were eggs at dragonstone or whatever that island fortress is called. If the dragons were there, her sailing there recklessly would make more sense
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Post by: Himu on May 10, 2019, 02:59:03 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4O_OKZKltrM

1 million views in 4 days
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 10, 2019, 03:03:53 PM
Allright enough with these random youtube guys, who gives a fuck
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Post by: team filler on May 10, 2019, 03:12:16 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAGteSR7Mmw
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 10, 2019, 03:13:17 PM
If I'll never have to see or hear anyone bitch about GoT again I'd be happy

Talk about a bunch of babies  :lol come on man
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Post by: Himu on May 10, 2019, 03:16:09 PM
If I'll never have to see or hear anyone bitch about GoT again I'd be happy

Talk about a bunch of babies  :lol come on man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpKrCgejlgQ

100k views in 1 day
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 10, 2019, 03:34:51 PM
Yeah as if I havent seen those actor reactions yet..

That doesn't mean I need to see 20 year old men whine about it constantly. Holy shit

Easy clickbait  :lol
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Post by: Himu on May 10, 2019, 03:35:56 PM
Good, gOooD, feel the anger
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Post by: agrajag on May 10, 2019, 03:40:49 PM
Best season ever!

nervouslaugh.gif
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Post by: headwalk on May 10, 2019, 03:42:04 PM
Yeah as if I havent seen those actor reactions yet..

That doesn't mean I need to see 20 year old men whine about it constantly. Holy shit

Easy clickbait  :lol

brb, just going to record my absolutely searing take on your post for my realplayer channel.
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Post by: Raist on May 10, 2019, 03:56:22 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNf0a4bE3bY
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Post by: Himu on May 10, 2019, 04:06:26 PM
It's funny because Mmarasu doesn't recognize that practically all of us are steeling ourselves from a disappointing finale by mocking it. By mocking it, we diminish how much we care about it, lowering our expectations in turn which will make the blow of a disappointing series finale hit a little less harder than it should.

You should probably prepare yourself MMrasu.
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 10, 2019, 04:07:40 PM
Best season ever!

nervouslaugh.gif

I cannot say that doesnt scare me

and type my name right Cyndi BayLeather :(
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Post by: team filler on May 10, 2019, 04:10:01 PM
winter shitty ending is coming  ;)
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Post by: HardcoreRetro on May 10, 2019, 04:30:36 PM
That doesn't mean I need to see 20 year old men whine about it constantly. Holy shit

*insert MMARSAS comment about not buying the next Epic Game Store exclusive*
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Post by: Himu on May 10, 2019, 05:20:33 PM
I find amassing 100k-1million views in a few short days (or in some cases, a matter of mere hours) interesting. It shows how far this backlash has hit and it's interesting to watch the numbers go up. Like, I don't recall even TLJ backlash reviews getting some of these numbers this quickly. The series finale might be something else. If the number one show lets out a wet fart for its ending in the social media age, things might get interesting quickly.

In other words, fuckery :rejoice
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 10, 2019, 07:43:51 PM
That doesn't mean I need to see 20 year old men whine about it constantly. Holy shit

*insert MMARSAS comment about not buying the next Epic Game Store exclusive*

 ???

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Post by: curly on May 10, 2019, 07:45:34 PM
dutchmen  ::)
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Post by: headwalk on May 10, 2019, 08:36:06 PM
people enjoy bitching about things that suck. it's a bizarre human trait that people have to always come up with elevated justification for, like all these long form tear down video essays are always couched in some kind of "i'm doing this because i love the series and i'm saying what needs to be said" as if they aren't just enjoying bitching about it.

maybe it's an built defence mechanism so when things we enjoy take a shit we can still get a buzz out of it, like some kind of consumer prostate.

personally i think it's sucked for a few seasons now and it's only because it's sucking in a way that doesn't play quite so well to the upvote and reaction gif crowd that it's in trouble. my main issue is that D&D are clearly phoning it in at this point and while they're collecting their massive wedge, if even 10% of the people working round the clock knocking up props or sweating over renders phoned it in to the same degree that they are, it wouldn't be able to even exist.

it's like watching a company full of brilliant minds being run into the ground because the CEO is off shopping for nipple clamps with his 13 year old thai boyfriend.
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Post by: agrajag on May 10, 2019, 08:47:25 PM
for me it's kind of sucked since Season 2, when they cut out most of the cool shit from AKOC. But I guess I wouldn't have that complaint if I wasn't a book reader, so that's a bit unfair.
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Post by: El Babua on May 10, 2019, 10:12:41 PM
Just read the spoilers for the last 2 episodes

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Fucking lmao
[close]
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Post by: agrajag on May 10, 2019, 10:15:33 PM
how bad is it?
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Post by: El Babua on May 10, 2019, 10:25:36 PM
how bad is it?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Nintex could have written a better conclusion.
[close]
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Post by: VomKriege on May 11, 2019, 03:31:17 AM
how bad is it?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Nintex could have written a better conclusion.
[close]

 :yikes
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Post by: Raist on May 11, 2019, 03:54:00 AM
spoiler (click to show/hide)
I know the show writers are distinguished mentally-challenged, but there is no fucking way they'd go for Bran becoming King. This makes zero fucking sense considering they turned him into a literal vegetable :lol
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Post by: Nintex on May 11, 2019, 05:58:48 AM
an unexpected visit
"Speak boy, where is Jon Snow. Where is the army of Winterfell?"

Bran: "They've moved south"

"Could we be too late sir?"

"It doesn't matter. Bend the knee to the rightful king or die. We don't have much time."

"I don't bend anymore"

"Set his wheelchair on fire and don't bother getting him out of it. The Lord of Light shall enjoy this sacrifice. Take whatever supplies are left and move our armies south at once!"
[close]

The end of Euron
"Are you the King slayer? Not much of a fighter are you!"

"I will kill you Euron"

"Would you really kill the father of your unborn nephew Kingslayer? I FUCKED YOUR SISTER GOOD HAHAHAH"

"Your baby? I fucked Cersei every day and gave her all her children. Including the one she's carrying now. We have a special bond"

*Euron vomits, allowing Jaime to stab him*
[close]

The Throne
After the Dothraki, dragons and unsullied sack Kings Landing the Queen takes her throne.

"Thank you lord Varys"

"You're welcome my queen"

"Lord Tyrion, you hereby stand accused of treason. Lord Varys told me about your plan to make Jon Snow king instead of me."

"But it was Varys who..."

"Silence traitor, guards bring him to the dragon pit! He will stand trial by FIRE"

"Lord Varys, send ravens to all the lords and ladies. They must come to Kings Landing to bend the knee or die"

"Yes my queen, I will tell this news to Lord Snow myself, he's still camped outside the City walls defending us from the rear"
[close]

The Return of the King
?: "I TOLD YOU SUCKERS ABOUT THE DOTHRAKI HORDE AND THE DRAGON BITCH DIDN'T I!?"

Jon: "King Robert? But you were dead?"

"YOU DON'T HAVE THEIR NAME BUT YOU ARE AS DUMB AS A STARK BOY HAHAHAHA"

"Bend the knee to King Robert or perish Jon Snow. We only ask once."

Davos: "Lord Stannis, King Robert... what how?"

"I knew a war was coming... I told everyone. None believed me. So I started my own plan."

"First I had to find a body double but none shared my physique so I became incredibly fat. I kept eating until I looked just like a beggar I had seen on the streets of Kings Landing"
[close]

The end?
Jon: "But Robert, Daenerys Targaryen is inside Kings Landing with her dragons. She has claimed the throne and a Dothraki horde is sacking the city"

"DAMN YOU FOOLS. I WARNED YOU DIDN'T I!"

Stannis: "Don't worry Jon all is taken care of"

Baelish: "The fuse is set my lord. All the remaining Wildfire has been placed under the dragon pit and spread across the city sewers"

Jon: "What of Qyburn?"

Baelish: "Strapped to a barrel!"
[close]

Trial by fire
"Lord Tyrion how do you plead?"

"Please my queen, please I didn't mean to. I never wanted to betray you it was Varys!"

"Silence IMP. I should've done this many nights ago"

"DRACARYS"

*Drogon's fire ignites a massive stash of Wildfire and Kings Landing explodes*
[close]

FIN
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Post by: agrajag on May 11, 2019, 12:56:59 PM
Brehs, casuals are calling this season an "epic collapse."

https://youtu.be/AeUOEU_6v_c
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Post by: agrajag on May 11, 2019, 01:00:13 PM
join the dark side reeeotous, we have lattes
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Post by: Nintex on May 11, 2019, 01:41:48 PM
(https://i.redd.it/rtqc06x94jx21.jpg)
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Post by: Himu on May 11, 2019, 01:50:11 PM
Thank you nintex for spoilers with your stupid smart ass spoiler tag names.

God I hate you.
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Post by: agrajag on May 11, 2019, 01:54:24 PM
tbh if you don't just scroll past nintex posts, you deserve what's coming
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Post by: team filler on May 11, 2019, 01:54:36 PM
no way in hell rioutous sr is happy with this season  :-[
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Post by: Himu on May 11, 2019, 01:57:48 PM
Anyways the best thing about this entire thing is how it renewed confidence and interest in the books which will never be released.

This story ends like life: miserable and pointless. Might as well put that chamber to the temple. :rejoice
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Post by: agrajag on May 11, 2019, 02:00:48 PM
no way in hell rioutous sr is happy with this season  :-[

riotous and MMArSu right now

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/096/564/2f7.jpg)
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Post by: Nintex on May 11, 2019, 02:05:22 PM
I can't believe Tywin isn't dead
"You know I'd come back for you my daughter"
"A father would never leave his child to fight both Wolves and Dragons alone, now where is Tyrion?"

"Outside, fighting for the dragon queen daddy"

"MADNESS, MADNESS AND TREASON"

"You get back inside the castle NOW young man'

"But father I'm the hand of the Dragon Queen..."

"You're nothing of the sort. Now get back inside before I whip you"

"Yes father"

"You can't take my loyal advisor!"

"And who are you supposed to be?"

"The Dragon Queen?"

"Have you ever slaughtered a pig girl?"
"You grab it by the head, you cut it open until the brains leak out. Then you pick a second knife and proceed to remove its skin"

"Eeewww"

"And you think you can rule? Leave Kings Landing with your pets before I lose my temper"

"Jon Snow. How many times do you northern fools ride South"

"Well sir... I"

"Don't sir me son. Now go back to the North and tell them the war is over. I've got no interest in fighting you animals a second time and I have killed enough of your family already"

".. and don't think I don't see your sister sneaking about. Did you really think I wouldn't see you coming with your stupid masks? When you take a mask from someone who's dead. IT SMELLS"

"But I guess you people from the North can't smell the difference between your own filth and dwellings and a decaying face now can you?"
[close]
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Post by: team filler on May 11, 2019, 02:13:50 PM
[spiler=an unexpected visit]"Speak boy, where is Jon Snow. Where is the army of Winterfell?"

Bran: "They've moved south"

"Could we be too late sir?"

"It doesn't matter. Bend the knee to the rightful king or die. We don't have much time."

"I don't bend anymore"

"Set his wheelchair on fire and don't bother getting him out of it. The Lord of Light shall enjoy this sacrifice. Take whatever supplies are left and move our armies south at once!"
[/spoiler]

[spoilr=The end of Euron]"Are you the King slayer? Not much of a fighter are you!"

"I will kill you Euron"

"Would you really kill the father of your unborn nephew Kingslayer? I FUCKED YOUR SISTER GOOD HAHAHAH"

"Your baby? I fucked Cersei every day and gave her all her children. Including the one she's carrying now. We have a special bond"

*Euron vomits, allowing Jaime to stab him*[/spoiler]

[spoile=The Throne]After the Dothraki, dragons and unsullied sack Kings Landing the Queen takes her throne.

"Thank you lord Varys"

"You're welcome my queen"

"Lord Tyrion, you hereby stand accused of treason. Lord Varys told me about your plan to make Jon Snow king instead of me."

"But it was Varys who..."

"Silence traitor, guards bring him to the dragon pit! He will stand trial by FIRE"

"Lord Varys, send ravens to all the lords and ladies. They must come to Kings Landing to bend the knee or die"

"Yes my queen, I will tell this news to Lord Snow myself, he's still camped outside the City walls defending us from the rear"[/spoiler]

[spoilr=The Return of the King]?: "I TOLD YOU SUCKERS ABOUT THE DOTHRAKI HORDE AND THE DRAGON BITCH DIDN'T I!?"

Jon: "King Robert? But you were dead?"

"YOU DON'T HAVE THEIR NAME BUT YOU ARE AS DUMB AS A STARK BOY HAHAHAHA"

"Bend the knee to King Robert or perish Jon Snow. We only ask once."

Davos: "Lord Stannis, King Robert... what how?"

"I knew a war was coming... I told everyone. None believed me. So I started my own plan."

"First I had to find a body double but none shared my physique so I became incredibly fat. I kept eating until I looked just like a beggar I had seen on the streets of Kings Landing"[/spoiler]

[spoilr=The end?]Jon: "But Robert, Daenerys Targaryen is inside Kings Landing with her dragons. She has claimed the throne and a Dothraki horde is sacking the city"

"DAMN YOU FOOLS. I WARNED YOU DIDN'T I!"

Stannis: "Don't worry Jon all is taken care of"

Baelish: "The fuse is set my lord. All the remaining Wildfire has been placed under the dragon pit and spread across the city sewers"

Jon: "What of Qyburn?"

Baelish: "Strapped to a barrel!"[/spoiler]

[spoier=Trial by fire]"Lord Tyrion how do you plead?"

"Please my queen, please I didn't mean to. I never wanted to betray you it was Varys!"

"Silence IMP. I should've done this many nights ago"

"DRACARYS"

*Drogon's fire ignites a massive stash of Wildfire and Kings Landing explodes*
[/spoiler]

FIN
:o
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: team filler on May 11, 2019, 02:14:30 PM
[spoier=I can't believe Tywin isn't dead]
"You know I'd come back for you my daughter"
"A father would never leave his child to fight both Wolves and Dragons alone, now where is Tyrion?"

"Outside, fighting for the dragon queen daddy"

"MADNESS, MADNESS AND TREASON"

"You get back inside the castle NOW young man'

"But father I'm the hand of the Dragon Queen..."

"You're nothing of the sort. Now get back inside before I whip you"

"Yes father"

"You can't take my loyal advisor!"

"And who are you supposed to be?"

"The Dragon Queen?"

"Have you ever slaughtered a pig girl?"
"You grab it by the head, you cut it open until the brains leak out. Then you pick a second knife and proceed to remove its skin"

"Eeewww"

"And you think you can rule? Leave Kings Landing with your pets before I lose my temper"

"Jon Snow. How many times do you northern fools ride South"

"Well sir... I"

"Don't sir me son. Now go back to the North and tell them the war is over. I've got no interest in fighting you animals a second time and I have killed enough of your family already"

".. and don't think I don't see your sister sneaking about. Did you really think I wouldn't see you coming with your stupid masks? When you take a mask from someone who's dead. IT SMELLS"

"But I guess you people from the North can't smell the difference between your own filth and dwellings and a decaying face now can you?"
[/spoiler]
:omg
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Post by: Himu on May 11, 2019, 02:18:18 PM
Ban nintex and filler
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Post by: Human Snorenado on May 11, 2019, 02:38:12 PM
I mean, nintex's "spoilers" are fanfiction of the dumbest sort, which is at the upper end of what he's capable of writing, so there's no harm in seeing them.

But I think we should basically ban and unban those two every other day, just for the lolz, so co-sign.
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Post by: Himu on May 11, 2019, 02:58:16 PM
Please kill yourself, stro. Take one of your fake wrestling belts and hang yourself with it.

Also your definition of fuckery is dog shit.
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Post by: Himu on May 11, 2019, 03:00:41 PM
That isn’t what fuckery even is you dumb shit. Nintex posts dog shit and it’s definitely not fuckery.

As far I know, those are spoilers you complete aut.ist.
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Post by: Himu on May 11, 2019, 03:00:52 PM
God I fucking hate you.
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Post by: Nintex on May 11, 2019, 03:03:21 PM
It's true, all of it.

I'm on the HBO writing team

spoiler (click to show/hide)
This is the darkest timeline
[close]
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Post by: Himu on May 11, 2019, 03:04:55 PM
Stro. You win. I can’t stand another second on this site with you making a commentary on every goddamn post I make. I’m out.
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Post by: shosta on May 11, 2019, 03:07:13 PM
he doesn't post on gaming side so you could just stick there
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Post by: Himu on May 11, 2019, 03:08:18 PM
WRONG
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Post by: shosta on May 11, 2019, 03:09:31 PM
Then just put him on ignore? I did until Glen took him off :rage
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Post by: Himu on May 11, 2019, 03:10:26 PM
THAT MOTHER FUCKING cigarillo.GOT HOUNDS EVERY GODDAMN POST I MAKE

I MADE A FUCKING THEAD ON SOULS AND THE MARK CAME IN AND TALKED A BUNCH OF SHIT

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=46300.0

I MAKE A SIDE COMMENT ABOIT SEEING THE AVENGERS AND THIS TWO INCHER IS LOSING HIS SHIT BECAUSE IM SEEING THE AVENGERS

THIS

MOTHER FUCKER

WILL

NOT

STOP
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Post by: shosta on May 11, 2019, 03:13:08 PM
stro could you please stop harrassing cindi
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Post by: Kara on May 11, 2019, 03:32:39 PM
That Souls thread. :holeup
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Post by: team filler on May 11, 2019, 04:18:46 PM
can I sub this forum beef for beans pls  :-[
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Post by: team filler on May 11, 2019, 05:12:58 PM
you're just a handsome chap with a big dick, rye! no one really cares what you think, you're just a piece of meat to us  :drool
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Post by: BIONIC on May 11, 2019, 05:47:10 PM
Stro annihilating Cindi in the Digital Realm :rejoice
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Post by: team filler on May 11, 2019, 05:51:05 PM
the writers of this thread drama>>>>>>>>>>>>show writers
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 11, 2019, 06:14:36 PM
This season has sucked so far which isn’t a shocker because last season sucked too.
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Post by: Himu on May 11, 2019, 06:24:59 PM
Stro annihilating Cindi in the Digital Realm :rejoice

Since you’re new here, I’ll explain something to you.

Murdered in the digital realm is an in joke from the bore. It actually means to put someone on their ignore list.

You fucking pea brain. The new posters here are the worst crop ever.
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Post by: Tasty on May 11, 2019, 06:30:27 PM
Rank the Starks.

Arya > Sansa > Catelyn > Bran > Ned > Rickon > Robb

(Jon isn't a true Stark at any point in the series.)
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Post by: Tasty on May 11, 2019, 06:32:31 PM
I'm playing by Westerosi rules, my hands are tied :trumps
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Post by: Himu on May 11, 2019, 06:42:06 PM
Ranking Catelyn that high...:gurl

Catelyn sucks. I remember one time in the books, I think it was Game of Thrones when she takes Tyrion prisoner. She visits the Vale and there’s a person with the last name Stone. Catelyn acts like a fucking bitch, judging her in her monologues constantly just because she’s a bastard. Guess what, Catelyn. That Stone you judged has kings blood and is Robert’s eldest. God, Catelyn chapters were the worst because she was such a snooty, judging bitch.
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Post by: team filler on May 11, 2019, 06:44:01 PM
#DemThrones
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Post by: Tasty on May 11, 2019, 06:46:14 PM
Catelyn has flaws but who fucking doesn't in the series

She's the character I still feel the worst for. The actress probably added something compared to the book interpretation, in addition to the lack of inner monologues on the show meaning "Wow I fucking hate Jon Snow and whoever his bitch mother is" gets translated to "Catelyn looks a little pissed in Jon's general direction one time."
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Post by: Tasty on May 11, 2019, 06:47:27 PM
Also as this is the thread for the show, I'm going by the characters on the show.
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Post by: Tasty on May 11, 2019, 06:47:51 PM
Though even in the books Stoneheart means Catelyn ranks pretty high...

Me when Stoneheart is doing her thing:

(https://i.imgur.com/ouX77eB.gif)
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Post by: Himu on May 11, 2019, 06:49:59 PM
Jon > Arya > Ned > Sansa > Bran > Robb > Ghost > Nymeria > Grey Wind > Lady > Shaggydog > Maester Luwin  > Rickon > Catelyn
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Post by: Himu on May 11, 2019, 06:51:04 PM
I could barely stand show Catelyn either. She’s the one who goes paranoid and starts this feuding because she received a sus letter with no evidence and just motherly paranoia which leads Ned to fight Jaime on the streets and divides the houses. Fuck Catelyn.
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Post by: Tasty on May 11, 2019, 06:52:36 PM
Ghost > Summer > Nymeria > Grey Wind > Lady > Shaggydog

Ghost is the MVP of the show.

Summer's saved Bran's ass like eighteen times.

Nymeria bit Joffrey.

Grey Wind went out like a bitch.

Lady didn't deserve her fate.

Shaggydog is only memorable because it reminds me of Scooby-Doo.
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Post by: Himu on May 11, 2019, 06:53:26 PM
Yup show Catelyn still treats Jon like utter shit. It didn’t show the entirety of her awfulness but it shows enough.
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Post by: Himu on May 11, 2019, 06:54:05 PM
I forgot Summer. Summer is cool.
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Post by: Tasty on May 11, 2019, 06:57:18 PM
The way she treated Jon just bugged me too much.

But she’s a Tully if you count Sansa as a stark, and if you count Cate as a Stark then Sansa is a Bolton.

She’s had Stark dick in her but Jon has Stark blood, not fair to include her and not him at the very least.

Going by their last name status as of the current episode of the show.
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Post by: Nintex on May 11, 2019, 06:58:10 PM
Sansa > Arya > Jon > Ned > Bran > Rickon > Robb > Catelyn

What was Robb thinking not joining up with the Baratheons.
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Post by: Tasty on May 11, 2019, 07:00:00 PM
Nothing Catelyn did had any effect on the empathy or respect I had for her, and I believe once the war fully started she was the smartest person on both sides -- even Tywin admits to being bested by the Northern army multiple times, and I attribute that to her more than anyone. Certainly more than Robb.

She was dealt a shit hand, did the best she could to keep her family together, failed, and died for it. But sure, shit over her because she has an understandable reaction to the thought of her husband cheating and acted hastily after two direct attempts on her child's life. :badass

That's all I really have to say about it.
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Post by: Himu on May 11, 2019, 07:04:06 PM
Same. Tasty probably has a healthy relationship with his mother.
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Post by: Himu on May 11, 2019, 07:05:26 PM
Nothing Catelyn did had any effect on the empathy or respect I had for her, and I believe once the war fully started she was the smartest person on both sides -- even Tywin admits to being bested by the Northern army multiple times, and I attribute that to her more than anyone. Certainly more than Robb.

She was dealt a shit hand, did the best she could to keep her family together, failed, and died for it. But sure, shit over her because she has an understandable reaction to the thought of her husband cheating and acted hastily after two direct attempts on her child's life. :badass

That's all I really have to say about it.

It's true that Catelyn was a good advisor. However, Robb did have a knack for warfare.

Most of my problems comes from the way she treats people she believes beneath her.
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Post by: Tasty on May 11, 2019, 07:05:34 PM
Same. Tasty probably has a healthy relationship with his mother.

She's the best person I've ever met sooooo
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Post by: Himu on May 11, 2019, 07:07:33 PM


Eh, but that's one of the good things about the books and (earlier) show. She's certainly not a perfect person but not a bad person either. So I can see why you like her.
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 11, 2019, 07:08:09 PM
If you want real fuckery set in Medieval Europe, you should read about the German throne dispute from 1198. :expert

The writing is also better. :smug

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Post by: Tasty on May 11, 2019, 07:08:45 PM
Remember, it was Catelyn's idea to send Jon to Castle Black.

Eh, but that's one of the good things about the books and (earlier) show. She's certainly not a perfect person but not a bad person either. So I can see why you like her.

Yeah! The first half of the show is filled with characters like that. And it knows how to play with it too, shifting darker characters into the light and vice versa.
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Post by: Nintex on May 11, 2019, 07:08:54 PM
Cat and Robb were both dumb.

They would've never been able to siege Kings Landing with the forces they had at their disposal.
Their ill fated expedition could've only ended in failure.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Himu on May 11, 2019, 07:09:12 PM
If you want real fuckery set in Medieval Europe, you should read about the German throne dispute from 1198. :expert

The writing is also better. :smug



No one cares.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: BisMarckie on May 11, 2019, 07:10:40 PM
:fbm
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: agrajag on May 11, 2019, 07:10:50 PM
Sansa fucking sucks.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Tasty on May 11, 2019, 07:11:33 PM
Cat and Robb were both dumb.

They would've never been able to siege Kings Landing with the forces they had at their disposal.
Their ill fated expedition could've only ended in failure.

If it was just Cat leading things, it probably would have ended in a Vietnam situation where the Lannister's just say fuck it and pull out and the North rules themselves, which is what they eventually ended up wanting anyways.
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Post by: Tasty on May 11, 2019, 07:11:59 PM
Sansa fucking sucks.

She's the goddamn dark phoenix you fuck
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Post by: agrajag on May 11, 2019, 07:13:26 PM
Sansa fucking sucks.

She's the goddamn dark phoenix you fuck

Leave the belligerent schtick to Stro, he wears it better.

I don't care who else the actress plays, and the recent X-Men movies have been shit. Sansa is the absolute worst.
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Post by: Himu on May 11, 2019, 07:13:36 PM
Remember, it was Catelyn's idea to send Jon to Castle Black.

Eh, but that's one of the good things about the books and (earlier) show. She's certainly not a perfect person but not a bad person either. So I can see why you like her.

Yeah! The first half of the show is filled with characters like that. And it knows how to play with it to, shifting darker characters into the light and vice versa.

Yeah  I really liked what they did with Jaime early on. I hated him in Game of Thrones and A Feast For Crows. Then here he comes being sympathetic and and reconsidering his past and shit.

I think it really helps that, even on the show, you get to see things from multiple perspectives. So the "bad guys" just end up being fleshed out and just as human as the "good guys". I really miss this shows characters man, MY BOY, WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU :brazilcry
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Post by: Tasty on May 11, 2019, 07:14:44 PM
Leave the belligerent schtick to Stro, he wears it better.

Bitch I was getting drunk and randomly belligerent on this forum before your bitch-ass had even heard of it

PS- Who is "Stro"?
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Post by: Himu on May 11, 2019, 07:15:28 PM
Sansa fucking sucks.

I REALLY like Sansa. She and Jaime are among this shows few bright spots currently. Sansa's character development from doe eyed girl obsessed with castles, southern lords, princes, becoming queen and developing into this strong Stark woman is one of my favorite arcs in this story. LOVE. :delicious
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Post by: agrajag on May 11, 2019, 07:17:33 PM
Leave the belligerent schtick to Stro, he wears it better.

Bitch I was getting drunk and randomly belligerent on this forum before your bitch-ass had even heard of it

PS- Who is "Stro"?

sit your scrawny ass down, Lord Robin
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 11, 2019, 07:18:18 PM
The Spice King still is the legitimate king in my book. Best one off character in the whole show. :american
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Post by: Himu on May 11, 2019, 07:20:26 PM
Ahhh Robin.

(http://66.media.tumblr.com/5be52e58a0b5f6d89779ad33b9c11b35/tumblr_n6gi2kxYfh1se9fcoo1_500.gif)

(http://66.media.tumblr.com/428a7bf113a259c5bc5147ea51fc8e00/tumblr_n6gi2kxYfh1se9fcoo2_500.gif)
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Post by: agrajag on May 11, 2019, 07:22:25 PM
Sansa is a fucking BICH who betrayed her family, got a farmer boy and her dire wolf killed because she was in "love" with a psychopathic monster and then betrayed her imprisoned father one more time for a good measure. She was the one character that never showed loyalty to her family, and now she has the nerve to give Jon lectures about it? She spent her years gallivanting with the likes of Littlefinger, and has learned much from him. Now she's grown up to be a conniving, scheming, power thirsty Lady Littlefinger. Fuck Sansa.

 :rage :sheik
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Post by: Himu on May 11, 2019, 07:23:33 PM
Say that again about my lady one more time :maf

and yes she betrayed her daddy :(
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Post by: Nintex on May 11, 2019, 07:25:03 PM
Cat and Robb were both dumb.

They would've never been able to siege Kings Landing with the forces they had at their disposal.
Their ill fated expedition could've only ended in failure.

If it was just Cat leading things, it probably would have ended in a Vietnam situation where the Lannister's just say fuck it and pull out and the North rules themselves, which is what they eventually ended up wanting anyways.
The Starks kidnapped Tyrion and in response Tywin had invaded the Riverlands.

Robb pledged to save the Tully's and thus they joined his armies. However, that meant that he spend a lot of time fighting the war in the Riverlands far away from Kings Landing.
And by the time it was finally in the cards to move further south he was betrayed by Frey (and Theon). Robb was a fool he never had a chance to take Harrenhall on he way to KL let alone Kings Landing itself.
Even if he had won and made it as far as KL he had made Stannis his enemy and the Baratheons would've just dealt with the survivors of whoever won the Lannister/Stark war.

I believe that is part of the reason why old man Frey didn't feel much remorse for betraying Robb Stark outside of the personal reasons. After all, he knew the war would end if he stopped Robb at the Twins and that even if Robb won a few more battles he would never have been able to win.
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Post by: agrajag on May 11, 2019, 07:25:13 PM
FUCK

that

DUMB

BIATCH!
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: BisMarckie on May 11, 2019, 07:25:46 PM
Biggest loser virgin: Stannis, Ned, Robb or Margaery?
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Post by: Himu on May 11, 2019, 07:26:49 PM
Are we all agreed that Cersei is the baddest woman in the 7 kingdoms?

Please bow down to your queen.

(https://i.imgur.com/dmdI3T5.gif)
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 11, 2019, 07:28:52 PM
Cersei is going to die next episode.Book it.

Haven't read any of these alleged leaks.
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Post by: Nintex on May 11, 2019, 07:29:29 PM
Biggest loser virgin: Stannis, Ned, Robb or Margaery?
Stannis made it as far as the wall of Kings Landing.

Robb won a few token battles, Margaery accomplished nothing and Ned practically killed himself with his dumb decisions.
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Post by: agrajag on May 11, 2019, 07:30:21 PM
Yes. Which season was it when she blow'd eveyrone up? 6? Hated her guts before that, but the High Sparrow was a fucking d-bag and when did that shit.. respect.

 :obama

Of course, she'd have been completely fucked without Qyburn, so give him credit.
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Post by: Himu on May 11, 2019, 07:32:24 PM
Cersei is going to die next episode.Book it.

Haven't read any of these alleged leaks.

I think it'll be the ep after that.

My queen will finally meet her end :tocry
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Post by: agrajag on May 11, 2019, 07:32:56 PM
Margaery was my fav. She was willing to have a threesome with her gay husband and brother... for the REALM.

 :'(
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 11, 2019, 07:34:57 PM
Yes. Which season was it when she blow'd eveyrone up? 6? Hated her guts before that, but the High Sparrow was a fucking d-bag and when did that shit.. respect.

 :obama

Of course, she'd have been completely fucked without Qyburn, so give him credit.

And she indirectly got rid of Tommen. :ohyeah
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Post by: Himu on May 11, 2019, 07:35:13 PM
Margery is my kinda queen. Pro threesome. Pro common people.
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 11, 2019, 07:37:19 PM
Margaery was my fav. She was willing to have a threesome with her gay husband and brother... for the REALM.

 :'(

Margaery wasted everyone's time,. She had these elaborate plans only to get cucked by the chruch and get blown up by her mother in law. :sabu
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Post by: Himu on May 11, 2019, 07:39:18 PM
Craziest character? Lysa Arryn for me easily.

Raping Littlefinger was the icing on the cake with her. Jesus Christ.
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Post by: agrajag on May 11, 2019, 07:40:12 PM
If you frame it that way, most characters on the show are kind of useless. The Sparrow movement kind of came out of nowhere, they also cucked Cersei who was fucked without Qyburn. In the books she is still cucked.
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Post by: Himu on May 11, 2019, 07:42:10 PM
If you frame it that way, most characters on the show are kind of useless. The Sparrow movement kind of came out of nowhere, they also giant daded Cersei who was fucked without Qyburn. In the books she is still giant daded.

Her fall was glorious. :rejoice
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Post by: agrajag on May 11, 2019, 07:45:39 PM
Craziest character? Lysa Arryn for me easily.

Raping Littlefinger was the icing on the cake with her. Jesus Christ.

Don't remember that. She raped him? She had tig ol bitties.
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Post by: Tasty on May 11, 2019, 07:51:04 PM
Sansa is my version of Cindi's Jaime. Fucking hated the bitch in the first half, found her plotlines annoying and plodding around for a few seasons, but now... yeah, go get 'em girl.

For the majority of her scenes lately, Sansa is the one talking the most sense in the room.

Which may speak to the quality of the show, but ignoring that...
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Post by: Himu on May 11, 2019, 07:51:42 PM
Craziest character? Lysa Arryn for me easily.

Raping Littlefinger was the icing on the cake with her. Jesus Christ.

Don't remember that. She raped him? She had tig ol bitties.

Yeah man. She rapes him twice. One time Baelish tells Catelyn his love for her and she rejects him. He gets drunk to help him get over it. Too drunk. He goes to bed and Lysa comes in pretending to be Catelyn. They have sex. The second time, Petyr challenges Brandon Stark for Catelyn's hand in marriage. He gets owned and knocked out and later put on highly doped up medicine. Lysa comes and rapes him again, again posing as Catelyn. This time she gets pregnant. Lord Tully sees Littlefinger as an unsuitable match for her standing so he forces her to abort. She does. She's given the hand of Lord Arryn partly because of his age, and also because she has "soiled" herself, which makes finding a matching suitor hard.

The crazy train just continues from there. :doge

I have no idea if this is in the books or show at this point. In my old age, the two start to blur.
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 11, 2019, 07:51:47 PM


Don't remember that. She raped him? She had tig ol bitties.

https://youtu.be/3uDuwD7sSzo

The Bire:
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/082/162/4cf.png)
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Post by: Tasty on May 11, 2019, 07:52:47 PM
None of that is in the show. Littlefinger is in control of their relationship the whole time, until he throws her down the hole.
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Post by: Himu on May 11, 2019, 07:56:13 PM
Sansa is my version of Cindi's Jaime. Fucking hated the bitch in the first half, found her plotlines annoying and plodding around for a few seasons, but now... yeah, go get 'em girl.

For the majority of her scenes lately, Sansa is the one talking the most sense in the room.

Which may speak to the quality of the show, but ignoring that...

Team Sansa. At this point, I wouldn't mind if she got the iron throne. :doge :lol
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Post by: Himu on May 11, 2019, 07:56:50 PM


Don't remember that. She raped him? She had tig ol bitties.

https://youtu.be/3uDuwD7sSzo

The Bire:
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/082/162/4cf.png)

titty milk :rejoice
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Post by: Tasty on May 11, 2019, 08:11:58 PM
:jeanluc
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Post by: Himu on May 11, 2019, 08:14:38 PM
penis milk :rejoice
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Tasty on May 11, 2019, 08:20:17 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/xz30Kj1.jpg)
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Post by: team filler on May 11, 2019, 08:29:43 PM
you two sluts can milk my hog!
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Post by: Tasty on May 11, 2019, 08:56:38 PM
you two sluts can milk my hog!

(https://i.imgur.com/qB5LBw9.gif)
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Post by: Himu on May 11, 2019, 09:09:21 PM
you two sluts can milk my hog!

(https://i.imgur.com/cUM0dcE.gif)

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Post by: team filler on May 11, 2019, 09:28:33 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/QOOb2Wv.png) :o
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Post by: Kara on May 11, 2019, 09:40:39 PM
Ranking the Starks is like ranking what STI you'd like to be infected with. Fuck that god awful house of epic fail guys, girls, and nonbinary persons.
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Post by: Himu on May 11, 2019, 09:43:03 PM
Lannister is the more compelling house. :obama
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Post by: agrajag on May 11, 2019, 10:21:02 PM
Ranking the Starks is like ranking what STI you'd like to be infected with. Fuck that god awful house of epic fail guys, girls, and nonbinary persons.

I identify as a three-eyed raven.  :hmph
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Post by: Mandark on May 12, 2019, 12:56:32 AM
For the majority of her scenes lately, Sansa is the one talking the most sense in the room.

Which may speak to the quality of the show, but ignoring that...

My version of "why did they have the dothraki charge straight at the army of the dead?" is "why does Daenerys keep having passive aggressive interactions with Sansa instead of getting their advisors together and hammering out the minutiae of an agreement for a technically subordinate but semiautonomous North?"

I know what the people want.
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Post by: Himu on May 12, 2019, 03:25:57 AM
HOLY SHIT.

https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/bngep0/spoilers_extended_sansa_is_jealous_jon_is/

This theory is :mindblown
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Post by: Nintex on May 12, 2019, 06:59:01 AM
HOLY SHIT.

https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/bngep0/spoilers_extended_sansa_is_jealous_jon_is/

This theory is :mindblown
A lot of the fan theories about characters returning and hidden affections make sense if we had another 2 seasons to go to develop them.
At this point I don't think any of these things will be resolved in the show but we'll have to wait and see.

After all Dany had a vision of herself in Kings Landing back in season 2. Now people say it was covered in snow but what if it was ash? She takes her throne on the ashes after KL is burned.

I do hope we get some more amazing music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1frgt0D_f4

I'm not sure who lives or dies but I think that at some point everyone but Cersei and Dany realize that the throne just isn't worth all this blood.
In that scenario Sansa could very well win and the kingdoms could become independent again.
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 12, 2019, 08:03:54 AM
https://youtu.be/eVyxnMM3ldc
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Post by: agrajag on May 12, 2019, 11:03:18 AM
yeah that Jon+Sansa thing ain't happening.
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Post by: agrajag on May 12, 2019, 01:11:17 PM
https://youtu.be/V4C4yoMPp0o
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Post by: agrajag on May 12, 2019, 07:25:39 PM
oh by the way since we are gonna trash Robb but no one is gonna keep it real about Catelyn.. She caused teh whole war between Starks and Lannisters by taking Tyrion prisoner. Then she let Jaime go. She was as big of a fool as Robb.

 :neogaf

At least Robb was a promising general and was overall likable and not a cunt to his adopted bastard brother.
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Post by: Himu on May 12, 2019, 07:35:59 PM
oh by the way since we are gonna trash Robb but no one is gonna keep it real about Catelyn.. She caused teh whole war between Starks and Lannisters by taking Tyrion prisoner. Then she let Jaime go. She was as big of a fool as Robb.

 :neogaf

At least Robb was a promising general and was overall likable and not a cunt to his adopted bastard brother.

I said this earlier. Catelyn was awful
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Post by: agrajag on May 12, 2019, 07:41:40 PM
my b, chiefs, I didn't see anyone mention letting Jaime go. My apologies if you did.

I rate Rickon the lowest because he was just useless
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 12, 2019, 07:50:59 PM
For the majority of her scenes lately, Sansa is the one talking the most sense in the room.

Which may speak to the quality of the show, but ignoring that...

My version of "why did they have the dothraki charge straight at the army of the dead?" is "why does Daenerys keep having passive aggressive interactions with Sansa instead of getting their advisors together and hammering out the minutiae of an agreement for a technically subordinate but semiautonomous North?"

I know what the people want.

Imagine the gifs people will create when Sansa wrestles the right of coinage away from the Iron Throne. :delicious
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Post by: Himu on May 12, 2019, 07:53:42 PM
my b, chiefs, I didn't see anyone mention letting Jaime go. My apologies if you did.

I rate Rickon the lowest because he was just useless

The Jaime thing was :lol
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Post by: Kara on May 12, 2019, 07:55:23 PM
The Red Wedding catharsis :aah

spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Post by: Himu on May 12, 2019, 07:57:01 PM
Further family division and realm conflict on the word of your insane sister brehs
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 12, 2019, 07:57:17 PM
Semi related, is the game of thrones telltale game any good?
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Post by: agrajag on May 12, 2019, 07:57:48 PM
I am on second season of my rewatch and approaching the part where Tyrion gets giant daded by his dad and Shae.

 :notlikethis
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Post by: Himu on May 12, 2019, 07:58:16 PM
Giant daded?
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 12, 2019, 07:58:53 PM
Giant daded?

You know, made into a cuck.
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 12, 2019, 07:59:40 PM
It‘s a word filter for the short form of giant dadold


Edit: that word filter :lol

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/101/860/ea3.jpg)
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Post by: agrajag on May 12, 2019, 08:01:43 PM
when did the mods change "made into a giant dad" to "giant daded?" sometimes I think they have too much time on their hands
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Post by: Himu on May 12, 2019, 08:03:16 PM
Is it cu.ck?

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Post by: Tasty on May 12, 2019, 08:54:18 PM
Whoever implemented this world filter is a cuck.
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Post by: team filler on May 12, 2019, 09:00:58 PM
cuck the mods and kill them!!
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 12, 2019, 09:26:49 PM
when did the mods change "made into a giant dad" to "giant daded?" sometimes I think they have too much time on their hands

:trumps
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Post by: agrajag on May 12, 2019, 09:29:40 PM
literally no one:

bore mods:
"hey bork, what's on the agenda for today?"
"minor rewording of word filters"

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Post by: curly on May 12, 2019, 10:30:16 PM
great ninja war>>>>>>
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Post by: nachobro on May 12, 2019, 10:30:34 PM
"made into a giant dad" was the only good word filter :maf

also this show is fucking trash lmao
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Post by: Tripon on May 12, 2019, 10:34:54 PM
Well, they went and made a mad king.
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Post by: Tasty on May 12, 2019, 10:47:09 PM
Well that fucking sucked ass.
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Post by: Tasty on May 12, 2019, 10:48:28 PM
https://twitter.com/kaitlyn_mallon/status/1127765656282324993
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 12, 2019, 10:52:17 PM
"made into a giant dad" was the only good word filter :maf

It's still on the list, but it's not triggering anymore for some reason.

Edit: Okay, I fixed it. You're welcome.
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Post by: Tasty on May 12, 2019, 10:55:34 PM
Rumbler cucked by nacho :rejoice
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Post by: agrajag on May 12, 2019, 10:58:36 PM
no one, nobody, literally not a soul:

MMArSu:
this was a fantastically written episode and a great cap to a wonderful season
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Post by: nachobro on May 12, 2019, 10:58:43 PM
:trumps
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Post by: agrajag on May 12, 2019, 10:59:40 PM
"The Dothraki are now extinct"
"lol jk"
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Post by: Tasty on May 12, 2019, 11:03:56 PM
So D&D really have a hard-on for Arya and/or Maise huh
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Post by: curly on May 12, 2019, 11:06:13 PM
most popular character, and by a lot if you go by the number of babies named after her vs other characters
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Post by: eleuin on May 12, 2019, 11:12:37 PM
Pompeii was lit
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Post by: Tripon on May 12, 2019, 11:13:55 PM
It didn't make sense that the giant crossbows had deadly accuracy on a moving ship at sea, enough to fucking Deadshot a dragon, and couldn't hit shit in the next ep despite trying in shallow water either.
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 12, 2019, 11:14:55 PM
This was a well written episode and didn't have any problems. I can't wait to see the conclusion to this season which hasn't suffered at all from fanfiction tier plots.
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Post by: agrajag on May 12, 2019, 11:16:11 PM
they nerfed the scorpions

 :ltg
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 12, 2019, 11:19:21 PM
At this point it wouldn't surprise me if they went with an "everything was just a dream" ending.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on May 12, 2019, 11:22:24 PM
Lol that sucked but whatever, show is trash now. At least there's only one episode left. D&D over here like

(https://i.imgur.com/MoDRp8C.png)
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Post by: Tasty on May 12, 2019, 11:26:34 PM
At this point it wouldn't surprise me if they went with an "everything was just a dream" ending.

Was thinking about 75% of the way through that it might be a Bran warg/dream thing.
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Post by: Tasty on May 12, 2019, 11:27:09 PM
Lol that sucked but whatever, show is trash now. At least there's only one episode left. D&D over here like

(https://i.imgur.com/MoDRp8C.png)

Never thought I'd see you post a screenshot from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on May 12, 2019, 11:31:06 PM
Lol that sucked but whatever, show is trash now. At least there's only one episode left. D&D over here like

(https://i.imgur.com/MoDRp8C.png)

Never thought I'd see you post a screenshot from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

Only because I couldn't find a gif

 :mjcry
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Post by: Tasty on May 12, 2019, 11:31:58 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ70hbvaPdU
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Post by: demi on May 12, 2019, 11:36:44 PM
Semi related, is the game of thrones telltale game any good?

Nope. Neither was the Atlus RPG (published, not developed)
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Post by: bluemax on May 12, 2019, 11:42:22 PM
Suck it book wankers.
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Post by: nachobro on May 12, 2019, 11:45:13 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Vr7pYMK.png)

:yeshrug
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Post by: El Babua on May 12, 2019, 11:55:51 PM
Suck it book wankers.

Your crusade against GURM backfiring as this season gets memed to death and Winds being more anticipated than ever :rejoice
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 13, 2019, 12:02:45 AM
Emilia Clarke has to be the worst actress that had this long of a run on a big production who hasn't improved one bit.
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Post by: Let's Cyber on May 13, 2019, 12:25:46 AM
This episode was great.

Suck it, haters.

 :lol
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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 12:33:54 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/vbRgXJ7.gif)

It has arrived. The Game of Memes.

:rejoice

Can't wait for Dany's pretty head to be chopped off next week. lmao at Arya finding some white horse in the aftermath. They really have a hard on for Maisie.
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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 12:36:29 AM
Overall, I actually liked it. Main issue I have is Jaime. He should have killed Cersei. What a crock of shit. He doesn't even have an arc. What awful writing.

The cinematography and editing in this were episode were master class shit. The Clegane brother fight where it juxtaposes between Arya and Sandor was AAA editing. Like damn.
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Post by: Dickie Dee on May 13, 2019, 12:43:13 AM
I liked it if only because I've basically given up on the show and this episode was really well directed and produced. Huge step up from the amateur hour last week.

Only the Cleganebowl worked as an actual payoff for 8 seasons of following a character - nothing else anyone did made a lick of sense.

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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 12:44:57 AM
I liked it if only because I've basically given up on the show and this episode was really well directed and produced. Huge step up from the amateur hour last week.

Only the Cleganebowl worked as an actual payoff for 8 seasons of following a character - nothing else did made a lick of sense.

Yeah man, my standards were so low that this was just firing on all cylinders in terms of direction, cinematography, editing, music. As a stand alone it was actually great shit. I also liked that it felt like GoT again where there are no "bad guys" and "good guys" just...guys, gals, and non binary wargs. I think that while the mad queen turn has been sort of clumsy, it was extremely well executed this episode.

The use of fire as symbolism in the early episode was :delicious

Like, this was amazing direction in terms of themes, symbolism and the whole shebang.
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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 12:47:42 AM
The Tyrion-Jaime goodbye made me cry. Very emotional scene.
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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 01:14:24 AM
I liked it if only because I've basically given up on the show and this episode was really well directed and produced. Huge step up from the amateur hour last week.

Only the Cleganebowl worked as an actual payoff for 8 seasons of following a character - nothing else did made a lick of sense.

Yeah man, my standards were so low that this was just firing on all cylinders in terms of direction, cinematography, editing, music. As a stand alone it was actually great shit. I also liked that it felt like GoT again where there are no "bad guys" and "good guys" just...guys, gals, and non binary wargs. I think that while the mad queen turn has been sort of clumsy, it was extremely well executed this episode.

The use of fire as symbolism in the early episode was :delicious

Like, this was amazing direction in terms of themes, symbolism and the whole shebang.

It doesn't get more mustache-twirling evil than the bullshit we just watched.

And the whiplash of the face heel turn here is worse than in the Star Wars prequels... which is one of the weakest parts of a movie series entirely about that, and a pretty low bar to set...

:idont

Like I said pages back, Dany has always been a conqueror. She puts loyalty, fear, and tyranny above anything else.

The problem is that they had to convince us of this turn in a single 6 episode season - impossible without laying down sizable ground work -  but the signs were always there. If they had given us two more 10 episode seasons and slowly pushed Dany towards the brink? It would have worked much better. But that didn't happen. However, I don't oppose Dany being the mad queen entirely. The bread crumbs have always been there.
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Post by: bluemax on May 13, 2019, 01:16:41 AM
Suck it book wankers.

Your crusade against GURM backfiring as this season gets memed to death and Winds being more anticipated than ever :rejoice

I mean this season has been absolute trash. Don't get me wrong, I'm not championing what's happening. The books are never coming and all the nonsense Gurm built up doesn't amount to anything interesting.
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Post by: eleuin on May 13, 2019, 01:19:27 AM
(https://i.lensdump.com/i/W7nwva.gif)

 :whew
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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 01:22:47 AM
(https://i.lensdump.com/i/W7nwva.gif)

 :whew

DON'T DO IT SANDOR HE HAS THE HIGH GROUND :brazilcry
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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 01:29:34 AM
Remember in A Dance With Dragons when Dany was stuck in Mereen to learn to rule and pretty much lost the city to the slavers? She was like one push away from burning the entire city down. Hell, you can see it in the show as well. Dany is a shit ruler. People can bitch about what the show is all they want, but mad queen Dany?

(https://i.imgur.com/gJOjdSK.gif)
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Post by: thetylerrob on May 13, 2019, 01:30:52 AM
I wonder how many people made the high ground joke, I sure did.
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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 01:34:06 AM
I wonder how many people made the high ground joke, I sure did.

low hanging fruit but very funny low hanging fruit
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Post by: thetylerrob on May 13, 2019, 01:44:47 AM
Gosh what a good ass episode. Except for the whole Jaime thing.
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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 01:45:10 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/bny8be/spoilers_main_we_just_witnessed_grrms_ending_his/

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That was it. That was the scouring of the shire that GRRM intended to end with. Some of it didn't make complete sense because the way we got there was very different to how the books will get there, but that was GRRM's ending for sure. Although he will likely change it now (that's assuming he ever finishes the books).

The Northmen who we assumed as the good guys are rapists. The unsullied who we assumed are the liberators kill unarmed people. Danerys who we assumed would be free of the curse of Targaryen genes is a mad queen. Cleganebowl results in Sandor dying by (a fall into) fire, his worst fear. GRRM wasn't subverting our expectations like D&D tried to in the rest of season 8, but he did want to twist a knife into our guts with a cruel reminder that in the world of ice and fire, there are no good guys and bad guys.

Episode 5 may be inconsistent with the rest of season 8, but that's because the show writers didn't follow all the steps in getting there. But as a book reader I'm convinced that generally speaking that was how George wanted this story to end. GRRM himself stated the show's ending will be pretty damn similar to his own based on everything he told D&D.

I will now be downvoted to oblivion.

EDIT: as someone who disliked season 7 and the rest of season 8, I actually really really enjoyed this episode. To me it felt like a return to form, because it was based off of source material again. Was it perfect? No. It's the show. But it was pretty great if you ask me. I want to emphasize that obviously because the show has made so many differences, it won't be EXACTLY like that in the books. But I think the general themes are all there for sure.


:rejoice


GURM YOU HAVE NO MORE POWER!!!

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Post by: El Babua on May 13, 2019, 01:45:37 AM
As a single episode in a bubble, it was pretty good IMO

As for how it wraps up the story lol

I expected Dany to blow up King's Landing by feeling herself too much as she roasts Lannister soldiers and blows up a cache of wildfire setting up a chain reaction, not her methodically burning every man, woman and child in the city street by street :dead
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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 02:05:38 AM
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I'm 100% with you. I've really disliked seasons 6-8... Until this episode. This made it click for me. This GRR's ending.

He's subverting your expectations by letting history play out exactly as it always has. Nothing has changed. What we witnessed is the rise of a tyrant: you root for them, you love them, you empathize with them, you watch in awe as she conquers for after foe. And then you see it. You see what's happening.

There's no Sauron, no orcs, no evil wizards or ultimate evils. The whole point of the Night King being such a dud villain (I think) was to show what GRR had said before: the real monsters are humans.

The final villain of the series is not Cersei or Littlefinger or Euron: it's Dany. Honestly looking back, how else could this shake out? "Have you ever seen a war where innocents didn't die by the thousands?"

Game of Thrones is Return of the King, but portraying what it actually looks like when "kings" come back to claim their "rightful" place. It's not orcs vs. men, it's men vs. men.

It's what GRR's story was always about.

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I'll give credit where it's due. The scenes of Arya, Jon and others witnessing the massacre from street-level were suitably horrific. It really rammed home that this is a story that isn't supposed to be about glorifying warfare, and never has been. If I'd seen them in total isolation from what led up to them, they would have been incredibly powerful.

:rejoice


I'm already witnessing a lot of people who expect (and want) a Disney fairy tale ending raging :rejoice
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Post by: agrajag on May 13, 2019, 02:15:14 AM
lol the writing is so cheap. They had to explain Dany's heel turn with Targaryan coin flip math. Magic giant crossbows can't miss one episode, completely useless the next. These fuckers just do whatever they want to force square pegs into a round hole.

 :neogaf
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Post by: shosta on May 13, 2019, 02:16:32 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/YwkRhaO.png)
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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 02:17:11 AM
lol the writing is so cheap. They had to explain Dany's heel turn with Targaryan coin flip math. Magic giant crossbows can't miss one episode, completely useless the next. These fuckers just do whatever they want to force square pegs into a round hole.

 :neogaf

Absolutely. But I feel in this case, those feel like nitpicks. This ep was so well done I don't even care they massacred my boy Jaime.

(https://i.imgur.com/YwkRhaO.png)

"Mom what happens after Game of Thrones season 7?"
"IT DOESN'T EXIST!"

:sabu
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Post by: El Babua on May 13, 2019, 02:19:19 AM
Also, the sack of the city was pretty well done, they even ramped up the gore to show - hey guess what, this war shit sucks and there are no good guys - just innocents who suffer. Also, modern allegories with fire bombing, etc. It just feels so off-putting when the good guys commit war crimes huh? Episode 3 felt like a mid tier fantasy movie, while this one came as close to ASOIAF depiction of war as you can get.

But holy hell, Euron's last words were basically "I got you bro" before dying

Jaimie and Cersei going out like that was...okay I guess

Dany just laying waste to those scorpions while they were able to take out a dragon sucked shit. There was no reason to kill Rhaegal last episode tbh, would have created more tension and a more believable reaction for Dany's heel turn if they did it during this one. I guess the CGI budget and the writers thinking "Hey, why isn't Jon riding when it was established that he could" prevented them from going through with it.

Oh and the spoilers I read were completely correct.
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Post by: agrajag on May 13, 2019, 02:20:43 AM
Euron is so menacing and mysterious in the books. This Euron is a cartoon villain. "I'm the man who killed Jaime Lannister." What a goof :lol
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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 02:21:18 AM
Real talk I'm excited for the final ep after ep 5

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Post by: agrajag on May 13, 2019, 02:21:56 AM
So were the spoilers accurate so far El Babua?
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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 02:23:04 AM
Also, the sack of the city was pretty well done, they even ramped up the gore to show - hey guess what, this war shit sucks and there are no good guys - just innocents who suffer. Also, modern allegories with fire bombing, etc. It just feels so off-putting when the good guys commit war crimes huh? Episode 3 felt like a mid tier fantasy movie, while this one came as close to ASOIAF depiction of war as you can get.

But holy hell, Euron's last words were basically "I got you bro" before dying

Jaimie and Cersei going out like that was...okay I guess

Dany just laying waste to those scorpions while they were able to take out a dragon sucked shit. There was no reason to kill Rhaegal last episode tbh, would have created more tension and a more believable reaction for Dany's heel turn if they did it during this one. I guess the CGI budget and the writers thinking "Hey, why isn't Jon riding when it was established that he could" prevented them from going through with it.

Oh and the spoilers I read were completely correct.

Rhaegal going out like that sucks especially now because there's no opportunity to have jon vs dany in a dragon fight. :tocry
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Post by: El Babua on May 13, 2019, 02:23:29 AM
So were the spoilers accurate so far El Babua?

100%

Edit: No plot spoilers, but info gleamed from sources

spoiler (click to show/hide)
They may have filmed multiple endings to throw people off. One of them is pretty lel
[close]
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Post by: agrajag on May 13, 2019, 02:25:59 AM
Tyrion is the biggest fool ever. He's so getting spit roasted next episode.
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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 02:27:54 AM
I think what Tyrion did was smart. Varys came up to Jon and Jon turned him down. Jon would have told her what happened and she'd piece two and two together and kill both Varys and Tyrion I'd wager. By coming forward, I think Tyrion saved his bacon. Varys understood too. I don't see any reason she'll toast Tyrion next week. What do you have in mind?
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Post by: shosta on May 13, 2019, 02:29:07 AM
Would love to see Dany get spitroasted :drool
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Post by: agrajag on May 13, 2019, 02:30:11 AM
when she finds out that he freed Jaime. She warned him he's skating on thin ice.
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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 02:31:50 AM
when she finds out that he freed Jaime. She warned him he's skating on thin ice.

I think Tyrion will be saved even if she wants to kill him.
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Post by: agrajag on May 13, 2019, 02:37:16 AM
yea, that's the only way. But the way it's been lately, no one is safe. I think she's taking out a couple more people before they off her.
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Post by: BIONIC on May 13, 2019, 02:37:47 AM
I liked it :rejoice

Arya will assassinate the shit out of Khaleesi next episode :mouf
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Post by: TEEEPO on May 13, 2019, 02:42:35 AM
much better than i expected, i might have even loved it. this episode felt like it was developed off of grrm's cliffnotes unlike the others, so that helps. it's obvious to me now that d&d wrote themselves in a corner with the creation of the night king but the story beats are there, and i'd argue they are quite good, especially dany's.

unfortunately, the whole season has been rushed so the landing isn't quite there. there was seemingly a lot of time between the battle of winterfell and the siege of king's landing where a time lapsed episode showcasing dany's slow demise knowing jon's lineage is no longer a secret would've helped with her characterization and motives. then again, are d&d even capable of writing such an episode? no, lol and it's not like emila clarke has the acting chops to carry such a load though i will give her credit, she is much improved this season. and she's hot af
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Post by: agrajag on May 13, 2019, 02:50:50 AM
Man, Season 1 was so good. When Joffrey forced Sansa to look at Ned's head on the spike got more of an emotional reaction out of me than anything in thus episode.
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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 02:51:38 AM
If they gave us two more seasons I think they could have stuck the landing here. But what we're seeing now is classic ASOIAF despite whatever fuck ups there are to the point where I don't give a single fuck.

yea, that's the only way. But the way it's been lately, no one is safe. I think she's taking out a couple more people before they off her.

True but at this point, I don't see the point in Tyrion being roasted alive. What does his story get out of it? With Varys it's predicted as part of his character arc and he dies doing what he lived for: doing what he felt was right for the realm. Tyrion being roasted alive. What does he gain? That would be a senseless death from a writing perspective. Jaime and Cersei dying (and we don't know if they're actually dead using the "no body" rule) in that manner works even if I disagree with it furiously. I did predict that they'll die together so that makes sense to me. Tyrion dying from dragon fire in next episode? What does he gain as a character? What does his story gain or even say?

The only way he's threatened with real danger is if he actively betrays Dany and works against her to try to put Jon on the throne. And at this point it's likely he'll be sticking with Jon who won't be dying any time soon. So I think Tyrion is safe.

But it's so hard to predict his fate it could go either way.
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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 03:06:58 AM
Unfortunately, whether the final episode is good or not I feel it will be divisive.

You have:

- People who think this should end like a Disney movie
- Cynical book readers
- Cynical tv watchers
- People who have legitimate criticisms but seem to be overblowing them
- Generic fantasy fans who expect LOTR
- People who are ride or die hardcore
- People who just want to see it all burn
- People that have realistic expectations of the show
- Casual fans
- Theorists
- People who bitch about everything no matter how good or bad it is
- Some of us have been watching for one year and binge watched it because of the hype for the last season
- the rest of us have been a fan of the books and show for a decade plus

And we're all in one big pot.

In other words...

(https://i.imgur.com/nl4bvro.gif)
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Post by: agrajag on May 13, 2019, 03:26:18 AM
I just kind of want a high fantasy series that is in between LOTR and GoT tonally. I do like the grit and the edge, but sometimes it is a bit over done. And I miss some of LOTR's idealistic optimism.

Like I used to enjoy big battles in movies, especially set in medieval-esque time periods. Maybe I am getting soft in my old age. But now it's like "all thrse innocent peoppe getting slaughtered, so much collateral damage, make it stop

 :brazilcry "
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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 03:36:35 AM
One of the big reasons I love this series (tv and book) is because of its realistic portrayal of humanity. So it really, really worked for me. The more I think about it the more I like.

Jon seeing his men fall to the barbarism of mankind committing every sin imaginable after trying to rally against an inhuman enemy for two-three seasons was POWERFUL to me. Here's this guy who has been saying,"the Night King will be the end of us" and nope, humanity is.

As a book reader who already knew the story going in, I think this might be the most powerful episode of GoT I've ever seen.
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Post by: shosta on May 13, 2019, 03:42:47 AM
Sacking the entire city would have been normal in warfare all the way up until the Renaissance period. If you surrendered immediately the denizens would go largely unmolested but if you resisted because you calculated you could hold out until reinforcements arrived every person in the city would have been considered an enemy combatant. The sieges of the First Crusade (Antioch, Jerusalem) come to mind as something routinely cited for barbarism despite being normal for the time period. Tens of thousands of people died.
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Post by: agrajag on May 13, 2019, 03:46:31 AM
here is the reason I said Tyrion is a fool. His cockamamie plan of putting all his eggs in the basket of having Jaime convince a megalomaniacal Cersei (who thinks she's winning on top of everything) is just so. fucking. stupid. Not to mention the hilariously small probability of Jaime getting there in time (which of course he didn't). Like how many times are they going to try the "guy tries to sneak into a crowded, hostile castle" trope in a single show?

And of course, Arya and Hound just waltz into King's Landing like it's nothing. No one recognizes the giant man with half his face covered in scars because he's wearing a hoodie.
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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 03:48:45 AM
Sacking the entire city would have been normal in warfare all the way up until the Renaissance period. If you surrendered immediately the denizens would go largely unmolested but if you resisted because you calculated you could hold out until reinforcements arrived every person in the city would have been considered an enemy combatant.

I find it weird how one who incoherently screechess (please remove this stupid word filter rumbler) mention stuff like this. "Modern morals and medieval morals are different!" as if sacking an entire city isn't lacking in morals no matter the time and place it occurs.

I read a comment on reddit from some dude saying,"Aegon the Conquerer burned Harrenhall to the ground. Was he mad? No he was not" as if it justifies Dany's actions and okays barbarism as "it's just what what they did in those days".

The medieval example is also cute because we have multiple examples of sackings and damn near dictionary defined exampled of evil within the last 100 years, including the Rape of Nanking.

Not saying that's what you're saying.  But it reminds me of the "ackshully" fedora hat bs I've been reading to justify Dany's tyranny before and after this episode.
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Post by: agrajag on May 13, 2019, 04:44:26 AM
I just think that if it was so easy for her to obliterate the defending armies with just the dragon alone, she could've simply done thay last episode. She could have burned down the Iron Fleet, fuck up the defenses, torch the Golden Company, Lannister forces. No need yo touch the civs. Then she could just lay siege, surround the coty, choke off the supply lines. Do patrol fly bys with Drogon. Smoke them out, so to speak. Before long the inhabitants of King's Landing would've served them Cersei on a silver platter with an apple in her mouth. That shoulda been the strategy all along, instead of getting rekt by Euron's harpoon launchers.
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Post by: TEEEPO on May 13, 2019, 05:07:18 AM
but dany would've never sacked king's landing had the legitimacy of her crown never came into question. she has, in essence, created a new capital where no one can or will dare challenge her rule, economic costs be damned. she essentially burnt down the rule of law, i.e. the people, a point varys made to john earlier in the episode and what tyrion has tried to teach her throughout his time as her hand

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Post by: BisMarckie on May 13, 2019, 07:05:56 AM
Would love to see Dany get spitroasted :drool
She would have had the same expression the whole time. :goty2
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Post by: Tasty on May 13, 2019, 09:18:04 AM
What was that big Reddit theory a while ago (like 3-4 years ago), can someone link it, I want a laugh
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Post by: Tasty on May 13, 2019, 09:19:09 AM
Jon seeing his men fall to the barbarism of mankind committing every sin imaginable after trying to rally against an inhuman enemy for two-three seasons was POWERFUL to me. Here's this guy who has been saying,"the Night King will be the end of us" and nope, humanity is.

It makes sense thematically too... the Night King was just some dude, who only came into existence cause dudes were fucking the world up.

And here we see that even post-NK, humanity has learned nothing since The Long Night.
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Post by: Huff on May 13, 2019, 09:28:27 AM
Team Arya

Hope she kills everyone else next episode
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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 09:32:21 AM
Arya might be the worst character at this point. Keep the powerful ninja shit out of my dark fantasy please. Arya literally deserves not one single important kill at this point. Bitch is fucking greedy. Like seriously.

Jon seeing his men fall to the barbarism of mankind committing every sin imaginable after trying to rally against an inhuman enemy for two-three seasons was POWERFUL to me. Here's this guy who has been saying,"the Night King will be the end of us" and nope, humanity is.

It makes sense thematically too... the Night King was just some dude, who only came into existence cause dudes were fucking the world up.

And here we see that even post-NK, humanity has learned nothing since The Long Night.

Yup. NK and the wights only became a thing because humanity massacred the children of the forest.
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on May 13, 2019, 10:04:34 AM
People reacting with anger over Dany like it hasn't been foreshadowed since the very beginning are baffling me today.

That ep was pretty good tbh (minus Tyrion flipping on Varys)
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Post by: TEEEPO on May 13, 2019, 10:15:02 AM
lol ppl are mad?
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on May 13, 2019, 10:16:32 AM
Yeah, and I really don't get it because this was always where Dany's character was headed.
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Post by: TEEEPO on May 13, 2019, 10:19:02 AM
 :lol i've been avoiding most threads due to the supposed leaks but this might be worth the risk
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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 10:23:22 AM
Post people being mad :lol
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on May 13, 2019, 10:30:56 AM
Well I woke up to Abby from Giant Bomb losing her mind on twitter for example lol
https://twitter.com/ybbaaabby/status/1127788263299850240
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on May 13, 2019, 10:32:10 AM
Here look at this
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/game-thrones-final-season-backlash-female-characters-daenerys-targaryen-twitter-reactions-1210005
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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 10:35:06 AM
Remember when Dany said she’d raze astapor and that other place to the ground and it was Tyrion that had to convince that wasn’t a good idea?

Whoever thinks this was headed towards a good ending hasn’t been paying attention. Full stop.
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 13, 2019, 10:38:39 AM
Remember when Dany said she’d raze astapor and that other place to the ground and it was Tyrion that had to convince that wasn’t a good idea?

Whoever thinks this was headed towards a good ending hasn’t been paying attention. Full stop.

But my hopepunk. :tocry

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Post by: BisMarckie on May 13, 2019, 10:39:48 AM
Can‘t wait for all the great think pieces from people who take their schlocky entertainment too seriously this will spawn. :aah
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on May 13, 2019, 10:39:56 AM
Remember when Dany said she’d raze astapor and that other place to the ground and it was Tyrion that had to convince that wasn’t a good idea?

Whoever thinks this was headed towards a good ending hasn’t been paying attention. Full stop.

But but but I named my daughter Khaleesi
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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 10:43:53 AM
Remember when Dany said she’d raze astapor and that other place to the ground and it was Tyrion that had to convince that wasn’t a good idea?

Whoever thinks this was headed towards a good ending hasn’t been paying attention. Full stop.

But but but I named my daughter Khaleesi

“Mom why is my name Arya now?”
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 13, 2019, 10:44:19 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D6bPij0XoAAQtaa?format=jpg&name=medium)
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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 10:49:01 AM
Dany watched her own brother get murdered with a melted pot of gold and reveled in it.

Sam, who was emotionally abused and disinherited by his father, mourns him after finding out about his death.

READ THE SIGNS. You know it to be true.
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 13, 2019, 10:55:27 AM
I love how people are melting down when it was super obvious that GoT is:
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/994/418/48b.jpg)
The show.
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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 10:56:06 AM
Here look at this
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/game-thrones-final-season-backlash-female-characters-daenerys-targaryen-twitter-reactions-1210005

:lol

https://www.twitter.com/meganeellison/status/1127775511432847360

Anyone familiar with George’s work KNOWS that this is his ending.

Feminists rage quitting because of this is too hilarious to me.
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Post by: Don Rumata on May 13, 2019, 10:59:33 AM
This was the first episode of the season i enjoyed.
Despite some usual bullshit contrivances, which at this point i'm not even gonna bother pointing out (damn those ballistas got nerfed hard with the latest patch!) i enjoyed all the burning, killing, raping and pillaging.  :doge

Also, some of us have been saying how shitty of a tyrant Dany is, since season 2 or whatever, so that came to no surprise, however her development, while in the right place on principle, still felt very rushed, again, par for the course for this season though.
At least this episode was entertaining to watch though, which is more than i can say for the rest of the season.

All the bitching from people expecting Daenerys to be some an ONU representative or some shit, is icing on the cake.
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Post by: TEEEPO on May 13, 2019, 11:10:31 AM
Here look at this
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/game-thrones-final-season-backlash-female-characters-daenerys-targaryen-twitter-reactions-1210005

:lol

https://www.twitter.com/meganeellison/status/1127775511432847360

Anyone familiar with George’s work KNOWS that this is his ending.

Feminists rage quitting because of this is too hilarious to me.

though she produced the phantom thread and spring breakers, two masterpieces

but she's also been an executive producer since her mid 20s due to her daddy being a billionaire so what the fuck does she know
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on May 13, 2019, 11:14:09 AM
I'm fine with Jaime. A tragic arc works just as well as a redemptive one for his character.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on May 13, 2019, 11:16:24 AM
Man the fall of Danny is  :lawd so many people named their jizz bubbles after an unstable, damaged, and power hungry character with no foresight. It was the clear trajectory in the book as time went on.
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Post by: Tasty on May 13, 2019, 11:17:11 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D6dG40dXsAAL1bg.jpg:large)
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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 11:17:35 AM
Man the fall of Danny is  :lawd so many people named their jizz bubbles after an unstable, damaged, and power hungry character with no foresight. It was the clear trajectory in the book as time went on.

the feminist/girl power backlash is almost as good as her down fall and i'm living for it dude
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Post by: Tasty on May 13, 2019, 11:21:08 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/04Zza9A.gif)

(https://i.imgur.com/YwAQCVf.gif)
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Post by: agrajag on May 13, 2019, 11:27:14 AM
Here look at this
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/game-thrones-final-season-backlash-female-characters-daenerys-targaryen-twitter-reactions-1210005

:lol

https://www.twitter.com/meganeellison/status/1127775511432847360

Anyone familiar with George’s work KNOWS that this is his ending.

Feminists rage quitting because of this is too hilarious to me.

lol why? This is pretty much Powerful Women: The Show.

After sleeping on it, I am at peace with this episode. Certainly not anywhere near as bad as 4. I agree with the sentiment that this is a logical conclusion, but the how we got here is the problem.
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Post by: agrajag on May 13, 2019, 11:28:43 AM
snip

Wow, look at this triggered, insufferable fuck  just enjoy the show LOSER.
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Post by: agrajag on May 13, 2019, 11:37:56 AM
umm, that's how YOU sound so throwing that back at me is   ???
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on May 13, 2019, 11:38:43 AM
The sexual tension is unbearable.
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Post by: agrajag on May 13, 2019, 11:43:34 AM
Listen to me riotous. I said LOOK at me. This is the only thing that matters. So let's hold each other as we get crushed under a pile of rocks.
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Post by: TEEEPO on May 13, 2019, 11:46:33 AM
nobody should enjoy prog rock
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 13, 2019, 11:47:46 AM
nobody should enjoy prog rock

This is a universal truth that should be posted in every thread.  :science
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Post by: agrajag on May 13, 2019, 11:48:36 AM
nobody should enjoy prog rock

don't tell me how to live my life!

umm, that's how YOU sound so throwing that back at me is   ???

I want you all to enjoy things though.

we enjoy roasting this stupid show on forums  :pimp
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Post by: Kara on May 13, 2019, 11:50:31 AM
Man the fall of Danny is  :lawd so many people named their jizz bubbles after an unstable, damaged, and power hungry character with no foresight. It was the clear trajectory in the book as time went on.

My parents named me for an ethnic cleanser and it suddenly doesn't seem so bad.
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 13, 2019, 11:52:40 AM
Man the fall of Danny is  :lawd so many people named their jizz bubbles after an unstable, damaged, and power hungry character with no foresight. It was the clear trajectory in the book as time went on.

My parents named me for an ethnic cleanser and it suddenly doesn't seem so bad.

Karadzic.

:ohhh
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Post by: shosta on May 13, 2019, 11:59:51 AM
Listen to me riotous. I said LOOK at me.
world record for gaslighting
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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 12:20:01 PM
So is Dany like Walter White? That kind of bad character that takes people a long time to consider is actually a bad person because they were initially well intentioned?
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Post by: Tasty on May 13, 2019, 12:27:50 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/lf2vUcW.png)
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Post by: nachobro on May 13, 2019, 12:59:25 PM
(https://i.redd.it/hf6uk5euzhx21.jpg)

:rejoice

I guess this was posted last week and then taken down immediately :lol
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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 01:05:47 PM
:lol

One fire please.
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Post by: nachobro on May 13, 2019, 01:09:33 PM
Jacken H'ghar :ohhh
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Post by: agrajag on May 13, 2019, 01:12:12 PM
lmao all the fan and tabloid theories of "x character is going to return and play an important role because of a series of clues.."

Burn it all down, Dany.

 :neogaf
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Post by: Brehvolution on May 13, 2019, 01:26:14 PM
The only thing that made me roll my eyes was Cersi saying to Jaime, "  :'( I don't want to die. :'("  ::)
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Post by: Kara on May 13, 2019, 01:32:53 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/VlflKC6.jpg)
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Post by: agrajag on May 13, 2019, 01:50:32 PM
The only thing that made me roll my eyes was Cersi saying to Jaime, "  :'( I don't want to die. :'("  ::)

I thought it was very on brand. She is a narcissist, through and through. Even at the very end, she did not care about Jaime, only herself, and he was too naive/enthralled to see.
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Post by: shosta on May 13, 2019, 01:53:33 PM
honestly thought Cersei's death was going to go more like this, where she recognizes all her mistakes and gracefully accepts her death

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYzc3aMI-y4
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Post by: Brehvolution on May 13, 2019, 01:57:44 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/djsCNKK.jpg)
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Post by: Tasty on May 13, 2019, 02:11:46 PM
I really thought they'd end up doing something interesting with Qyburn or show some other side of him but nope. Swatted like a fly.
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Post by: agrajag on May 13, 2019, 02:15:01 PM
I really thought they'd end up doing something interesting with Qyburn or show some other side of him but nope. Swatted like a fly.

Not enough time, episodes or care left in Benihoff and Weiss. Dany burning down the city was an allegory for how the writers are ending the show.
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Post by: Tasty on May 13, 2019, 02:16:31 PM
Who wore it better?

(https://i.imgur.com/mXVmZsll.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/qNQE2u5l.jpg)
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Post by: Don Rumata on May 13, 2019, 02:27:58 PM
I really thought they'd end up doing something interesting with Qyburn or show some other side of him but nope. Swatted like a fly.

Not enough time, episodes or care left in Benihoff and Weiss. Dany burning down the city was an allegory for how the writers are ending the show.
It's a better strategy at this point.
Give more schlock and saltyness.
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Post by: Don Rumata on May 13, 2019, 02:29:49 PM
BTW Bronn should've cashed out while he could.  :doge
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Post by: agrajag on May 13, 2019, 02:31:56 PM
Bronn's the one who's gonna assassinate Dany so he could collect his debt from Tyrion


 :ohhh
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Post by: team filler on May 13, 2019, 02:47:43 PM
where my nicca podrick at  ???
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 13, 2019, 02:49:43 PM
Good episode

Lol@people hating they didnt get what they wanted

Canr wait for final two episodes
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 13, 2019, 02:56:11 PM
where my nicca podrick at  ???

Probably just camping somewhere till there is just two players left
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 13, 2019, 02:58:16 PM
Good episode

Lol@people hating they didnt get what they wanted

Canr wait for final two episodes

Only 1 left
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 13, 2019, 02:59:02 PM
Nooooo
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Post by: Huff on May 13, 2019, 03:07:30 PM
I think most people’s issues arnt the plot points but how rushed it feels to get there

https://twitter.com/dsilvermint/status/1125856091261136896?s=21
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Post by: BlueTsunami on May 13, 2019, 03:10:07 PM
Qyburn getting fucked like he had a 1hp max
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 13, 2019, 03:10:11 PM
Sure but whe knew it was going to be sped up
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 13, 2019, 03:10:28 PM
Qyburn getting fucked like he had a 1hp max

One of the best bits imho
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Post by: nachobro on May 13, 2019, 03:12:40 PM
where my nicca podrick at  ???

busy slanging d in winterfell

Quote
Podrick is present at the lighting of the funeral pyres for all who fell during the batlle, and during the celebration feast afterwards he ends up at a table with Brienne, Tormund, and Tyrion. As the latter three get involved in Tyrion's favourite dirinkng game, Pod catches the eye of two young Winterfell women, and is seen walking arm-in-arm with them out of the great hall.
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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 03:18:16 PM
I think most people’s issues arnt the plot points but how rushed it feels to get there

https://twitter.com/dsilvermint/status/1125856091261136896?s=21

Not in my experience. Most are like,”but what about the slaves she freed?! Daenerys is a good person!”
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Post by: Let's Cyber on May 13, 2019, 03:33:14 PM
People reacting with anger over Dany like it hasn't been foreshadowed since the very beginning are baffling me today.
Yup.

She was threatening to burn cities to the ground or "turn them to dust" going all the way back to Season 2.  :lol A lot of viewers were willing to overlook and justify her burning people alive or crucifying slavers when they felt it was for the Greater Good. 
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Post by: agrajag on May 13, 2019, 03:38:53 PM
People reacting with anger over Dany like it hasn't been foreshadowed since the very beginning are baffling me today.
Yup.

She was threatening to burn cities to the ground or "turn them to dust" going all the way back to Season 2.  :lol A lot of viewers were willing to overlook and justify her burning people alive or crucifying slavers when they felt it was for the Greater Good.

they were probably Nazis that needed to be deplatformed

 :yeshrug
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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 03:40:30 PM
People reacting with anger over Dany like it hasn't been foreshadowed since the very beginning are baffling me today.
Yup.

She was threatening to burn cities to the ground or "turn them to dust" going all the way back to Season 2.  :lol A lot of viewers were willing to overlook and justify her burning people alive or crucifying slavers when they felt it was for the Greater Good.

The amazing thing is how this makes you look inward. We excuse barbarism when we consider it for good. But that doesn’t change what it ultimately is.

George has really made an excellent story here. You end up cheering for Dany, looking past foibles. But in the end she’s just a tyrant.

Real talk I need Winds of Winter.
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Post by: Raist on May 13, 2019, 03:41:14 PM
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Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Momo on May 13, 2019, 03:43:07 PM
This was a well written episode and didn't have any problems. I can't wait to see the conclusion to this season which hasn't suffered at all from fanfiction tier plots.
I too look forward to the conclusion of this most excellently written series. Never seen a series be on this long and not dip in quality comrade
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Post by: agrajag on May 13, 2019, 03:43:18 PM
let's not act like the majority of fans were Dany fans. Maybe it's more true for show only people. She had a following, but she's had tons of detractors in most communities.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: agrajag on May 13, 2019, 03:44:22 PM
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Raist steals my material once more and is probably going to be rewarded with likes for it

 :goty2
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 03:45:59 PM
let's not act like the majority of fans were Dany fans. Maybe it's more true for show only people. She had a following, but she's had tons of detractors in most communities.

I agree. But I still like the way this story is heading in the books.

I think the show has highlighted her good side far more than George’s books which adds to last nights horror.
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Post by: agrajag on May 13, 2019, 03:46:50 PM
go ahead, like his post man

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Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: BisMarckie on May 13, 2019, 03:47:54 PM
People reacting with anger over Dany like it hasn't been foreshadowed since the very beginning are baffling me today.
Yup.

She was threatening to burn cities to the ground or "turn them to dust" going all the way back to Season 2.  :lol A lot of viewers were willing to overlook and justify her burning people alive or crucifying slavers when they felt it was for the Greater Good.

Me, an intellectual: Dany was guilty of  imperialism, when she imposed her views on the slavers.
Nulla poena sine lege. :bolo
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: agrajag on May 13, 2019, 03:48:13 PM
let's not act like the majority of fans were Dany fans. Maybe it's more true for show only people. She had a following, but she's had tons of detractors in most communities.

I agree. But I still like the way this story is heading in the books.

I think the show has highlighted her good side far more than George’s books which adds to last nights horror.

George's stuff is a lot more nuanced, as ham-fisted as it may be at certain times. Plus, a lot of people simply have a boner for Emily Clarke, let's face it.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: agrajag on May 13, 2019, 03:56:38 PM
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Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Nintex on May 13, 2019, 03:57:19 PM
This episode was a wake up call for all the characters. Don't believe in prophecies and gods, there is no lord of light, faceless gods or anything else to protect you when a dragon unleashes hell.
You may reject your title as king and 'follow' your queen but that means that you have no power or control over what happens and 'your' army will simply not listen to you.

Varys called it. He knew. He had served most kings and queens. Sansa did as well because she had been deceived by people who had 'two sides' all her life (Baelish, Cersei, Ramsay).
Now all characters will have to decide what to do next. Bend the knee and celebrate the victory with their new queen to build a new world and/or resist.

This episode was great.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: agrajag on May 13, 2019, 03:59:23 PM
Varys was trying to put Visserys on the throne. That would have turned out much better, no people would suffer  :doge
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Momo on May 13, 2019, 04:01:09 PM
see you guys at the premier of the netflix willow remake tv show
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: agrajag on May 13, 2019, 04:04:58 PM
see you guys at the premier of the netflix willow remake tv show

Is Peter Dinklage in that one too?  :doge  :bobby
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Nintex on May 13, 2019, 05:03:30 PM
Baratheon rule
- Wine
- Peace
- Joust

Stark rule
- Cold
- Hunger
- Rebellion

Lannister rule
- War
- Debt
- Incest

Targaryen rule
- Genocide

 :clap
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Post by: Don Rumata on May 13, 2019, 05:05:26 PM
Baretheon rule
- Wine
- Peace
- Joust

Stark rule
- Cold
- Hunger
- Rebellion

Lannister rule
- War
- Debt
- Incest

Targaryen rule
- Genocide


 :clap
Also incest.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Dickie Dee on May 13, 2019, 05:22:56 PM
Ian McElhinney (Barristan Selmy) saying that GRRM has already finished book 6 and 7, but struck an agreement with D&D to not publish them until the show is done: Starts at 31:40

 :idont

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeftoI3c81c
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: agrajag on May 13, 2019, 05:46:38 PM
Yes, give it to me!
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Raist on May 13, 2019, 05:50:29 PM
Fake news
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 06:00:34 PM
Ian McElhinney (Barristan Selmy) saying that GRRM has already finished book 6 and 7, but struck an agreement with D&D to not publish them until the show is done: Starts at 31:40

 :idont

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeftoI3c81c

Lol bs

Winds, sure. But dream of spring? No way
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 13, 2019, 06:30:04 PM
Winds probably wouldn't even get to the point of Season 7 of the show, much less Season 8.
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Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on May 13, 2019, 06:40:42 PM
http://georgerrmartin.com/notablog/2019/05/13/idiocy-on-the-internet/
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Dickie Dee on May 13, 2019, 07:12:45 PM
https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/1127939683365924864
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: MMaRsu on May 13, 2019, 07:26:44 PM
I thought it was pretty dope

Wondering if Dragon fire does or doesnt cut rock isn't something I'm concerned with, and if you are you are just looking for shit to nitpick.

Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 07:26:54 PM
Every single one of your complaints is a nitpick, Glen.

From reddit:

Quote
All of the foreshadowing that lead up to last night's episode.

• 106 - Viserys, after seeing how much the Dothraki love Daenerys, becomes jealous and tries to run away saying “Who can rule without wealth or fear of love.” (Daenerys well echo this sentiment in 804 and 805)

• 204 – Daenerys “When my dragons are grown… we will lay waste to armies and burn cities to the ground.”

• 206 – Daenerys “I will take what is mine with fire and blood.”

• 207 - Cersei Lannister “Half the Targaryens went mad, didn't they? What's the saying? "Every time a Targaryen is born, the gods flip a coin."

• 210 – Daenerys has a vision of a destroyed throne room. She reaches out to the throne but never touches it.

• 303 – Daenerys when speaking about her brother Rhaegar “…he was not the last dragon.”

• 404 - Daenerys executes 163 Meereenese noblemen. In 406 we learn some of these men were innocent. Daenerys shows absolutely no regret.

• 405 – Daenerys speaking with Jorah. “You counseled me against rashness once in Qarth. I didn’t listen. It all worked out well.”

• 407 – Jorah tells Daenerys “The masters treated men like beasts, as you said. Herding the masters into pens and slaughtering them by the thousands is also treating men like beasts.” Reminding her “I wouldn't be here to help you if Ned Stark had done to me what you want to do to the masters of Yunkai.”

• 407 – Daenerys “They can live in my new world or they can die in their old one.”

• 505 – Daenerys executes an innocent Meereenese nobleman for the sole purpose of intimidating the other nobles.

• 505 – Daenerys reopens the fighting pits allowing for innocent men to kill one another for entertainment.

• 508 – Daenerys “I’m not going to stop the wheel. I’m going to break the wheel.”

• 604 – Daenerys murders the leaders of the Dothraki for the sole purpose of consolidating power.

• 606 – Dario to Daenerys “You weren’t made to sit on a chair in a palace. You’re a conquer, Daenerys Stormborn.”

• 606 – Daenerys to the Dothraki “Will you kill my enemies in their iron suits and tear down their stone houses?”

• 609 – Speaking about the masters Daenerys swears to “Kill every one of their soldiers and return their cities to the dirt.” Tyrion responds “You once told me you knew what your father was. Did you know his plans for King’s Landing?” Daenerys “This is entirely different!” Tyrion “You’re talking about destroying cities. It’s not entirely different.”

• 702 – Yara Greyjoy, Olenna Tyrell, and Ellaria Sand all try to convince Daenerys to use her dragons on King’s Landing. Tyrion convinces her to do otherwise. (This is important as Tyrion’s plans fail, and his repeated failures show Daenerys there’s no other option)

• 702 - Olenna Tyrell “Commoners and nobles are all children really. They won’t obey you unless they fear you.” And later. “You’re a dragon. Be a dragon.”

• 704 – After news of her army’s defeat at Casterly Rock, Daenerys questions Tyrion’s plans and his loyalty.

• 704 – Daenerys “Enough with the clever plans. I have 3 large dragons. I’m going to fly them to the red keep.”

• 705 – Daenerys executes Randal and Dickon Tarly when imprisonment was a perfectly viable option.

• 705 – Tyrion “Daenerys is not her father.” Varys “And she never will be with the right counsel. You need to find a way to make her listen.”

• 705 – Tyrion devises a convoluted plan to capture a wight to convince Cersi to help fight the night King. Over the rest of seasons 7 and 8 this plan goes horribly wrong and results in the death of a dragon. The failure of this plan further degrades Daenerys’ trust of Tyrion.

• 801 – Lyanna Mormon publically confronts Jon Snow about giving up his crown and swearing allegiance to Daenerys. This is the beginning of Daenerys’ realization that she has no love in Westeros.

• 802 – Daenerys is angry that Tyrion’s advice about Cersei turned out to be wrong. Saying “Either you are a traitor or a fool.” And “Cersei still sits on the throne. If you can’t help me take it back I will find another Hand who can.”

• 803 – Jorah is killed in battle. He has proven to be one of the few advisors Daenerys had that tried to temper her impulses.

• 804 – Daenerys sees people praising Jon Snow and becomes jealous.

• 804 – Tormund “What kind of person climbs on a fucking dragon? A madman, or a king!” (I’d like to point out when Tormund says “madman” it cuts to a shot of Dany, and when he says “or a king!” it cuts to Jon)

• 804 – Speaking about Jorah to Jon, Daenerys “He loved me and I couldn’t love him back. Not the way he wanted. Not the way I love you.” (Her love for Jon is not returned in 805)

• 804 – Daenerys “I saw them gathered around you. I saw the way they looked at you. I know that look. So many people have looked at me that way but never here.”

• 804 – Varys “These are the people you came here to protect. Do not destroy the city you came to save…” Daenerys “I’m here to save the world fromy tyrants… and I will serve it, no matter the cost.”

• 804 - Daenerys “Speaking to Cersei will not prevent a slaughter. But perhaps its good the people see Daenerys Stormborn made every effort to avoid bloodshed and Cersei Lannister refused. They should know whom to blame when the sky falls down on them.” (We should note she is directly talking about “The People” here)

• 804 – Missandei’s final words before her execution. “Dracarys”.

• 805 – Varys “They say every time a Targaryen is born, the Gods toss a coin and the world holds its breath.”

• 805 – Daenerys speaking to Jon “Far more people in Westeros love you than love me. I don’t have love here. I only have fear.”

• 805 – After a half hearted kiss with Jon, Daenerys says “Alright then. Let it be fear.” (Echoing what Viserys said in 106)

• 805 – Tyrion “The people who live there, they’re not your enemies. They’re innocents.” Daenerys “Your sister knows how to use their enemies weaknesses against them. That’s what she thinks our mercy is. Our mercy is our strength. Our mercy toward future generations who will not be held hostage by a tyrant.” (She’s all but saying she’s not going to show mercy and will butcher everyone in the city)

• 805 – Daenerys to Tyrion. “Next time your fail me will be the last time you fail me.”

And that’s just what I can remember off the top of my head.

Here’s the point. Daenerys threatened multiple times to burn cities to the ground, she executed/murdered innocent people numerous times to consolidate power, she realized without love all she has left to rule with was fear, and she grew to distrust the only advisor trying to prevent her from burning down King’s landing.

She wasn’t “acting out of character” at any point in 805. She literally did the thing she’s threatened to do for multiple seasons.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Don Rumata on May 13, 2019, 07:31:38 PM
Some people are going absolutely mental about this episode on Twitter.
Cindi you must be thrilled, it's pretty funny to see.

And here i thought the reaction to episode 3 were overblown.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 07:42:49 PM

Cindi you must be thrilled, it's pretty funny to see.



(https://i.imgur.com/HhuHrfQ.gif)

Fuckery.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 07:49:07 PM
Some of the nitpicks are hilarious.

Like

"since when can dragon fire burn stone and if it can burn stone how come it didn't burn the stone that jon was hiding under in winterfell?"

Like I get criticism,, but you're not like going after anything concrete, in terms of structure or characterization or plotting. You're complaining about how rules work.  Which can certainly be annoying but like, isn't something to terribly be concerned about.

People like that are like the "i give this restaurant 1 star on yelp because they didn't come check on me while i was eating" of tv watchers.
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Post by: headwalk on May 13, 2019, 07:50:19 PM
like i said before, there's a lot of brilliant TV production craft here from all the peons who actually put the graft into making this shit, but it's embarrassing what a rushed chop job the stortelling is and nothing lands as it should as a result. it's like watching a film on fast forward complete with squeaky voices and comedy movements.

the euron just popping out of the water to fight jamie is probably the laziest shit i've ever seen in a big production like this, it was like something out of hot shots. DnD don't give a fuck, and while this is clearly GRRM's napkin written ending and they had fuck all clue or desire to properly get there.

80 hours of being a paragon of virtue to becoming a mass murdering femcel in about an hour of screentime while everyone else devolves into a gawping sap staggering aimlessly to their plot destination.
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Post by: shosta on May 13, 2019, 07:59:56 PM
What was supposed to happen to Cersei?
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Post by: agrajag on May 13, 2019, 08:09:54 PM
On Glen's point about pikes and spears. Didn't the Sons of the Harpy hurt one of the dragons like that, or am I imagining things? Well, I guess those wouldn't be effective against an airborne dragon. So the scorpions were the only option. Seems like it would have been prudent to install some more scorpions on the Red Keep at least. I also like how they had the time to cast and carve out elaborate ornamentation on those scorpions.  :doge
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Nola on May 13, 2019, 08:12:22 PM
Every single one of your complaints is a nitpick, Glen.

From reddit:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Quote
All of the foreshadowing that lead up to last night's episode.

• 106 - Viserys, after seeing how much the Dothraki love Daenerys, becomes jealous and tries to run away saying “Who can rule without wealth or fear of love.” (Daenerys well echo this sentiment in 804 and 805)

• 204 – Daenerys “When my dragons are grown… we will lay waste to armies and burn cities to the ground.”

• 206 – Daenerys “I will take what is mine with fire and blood.”

• 207 - Cersei Lannister “Half the Targaryens went mad, didn't they? What's the saying? "Every time a Targaryen is born, the gods flip a coin."

• 210 – Daenerys has a vision of a destroyed throne room. She reaches out to the throne but never touches it.

• 303 – Daenerys when speaking about her brother Rhaegar “…he was not the last dragon.”

• 404 - Daenerys executes 163 Meereenese noblemen. In 406 we learn some of these men were innocent. Daenerys shows absolutely no regret.

• 405 – Daenerys speaking with Jorah. “You counseled me against rashness once in Qarth. I didn’t listen. It all worked out well.”

• 407 – Jorah tells Daenerys “The masters treated men like beasts, as you said. Herding the masters into pens and slaughtering them by the thousands is also treating men like beasts.” Reminding her “I wouldn't be here to help you if Ned Stark had done to me what you want to do to the masters of Yunkai.”

• 407 – Daenerys “They can live in my new world or they can die in their old one.”

• 505 – Daenerys executes an innocent Meereenese nobleman for the sole purpose of intimidating the other nobles.

• 505 – Daenerys reopens the fighting pits allowing for innocent men to kill one another for entertainment.

• 508 – Daenerys “I’m not going to stop the wheel. I’m going to break the wheel.”

• 604 – Daenerys murders the leaders of the Dothraki for the sole purpose of consolidating power.

• 606 – Dario to Daenerys “You weren’t made to sit on a chair in a palace. You’re a conquer, Daenerys Stormborn.”

• 606 – Daenerys to the Dothraki “Will you kill my enemies in their iron suits and tear down their stone houses?”

• 609 – Speaking about the masters Daenerys swears to “Kill every one of their soldiers and return their cities to the dirt.” Tyrion responds “You once told me you knew what your father was. Did you know his plans for King’s Landing?” Daenerys “This is entirely different!” Tyrion “You’re talking about destroying cities. It’s not entirely different.”

• 702 – Yara Greyjoy, Olenna Tyrell, and Ellaria Sand all try to convince Daenerys to use her dragons on King’s Landing. Tyrion convinces her to do otherwise. (This is important as Tyrion’s plans fail, and his repeated failures show Daenerys there’s no other option)

• 702 - Olenna Tyrell “Commoners and nobles are all children really. They won’t obey you unless they fear you.” And later. “You’re a dragon. Be a dragon.”

• 704 – After news of her army’s defeat at Casterly Rock, Daenerys questions Tyrion’s plans and his loyalty.

• 704 – Daenerys “Enough with the clever plans. I have 3 large dragons. I’m going to fly them to the red keep.”

• 705 – Daenerys executes Randal and Dickon Tarly when imprisonment was a perfectly viable option.

• 705 – Tyrion “Daenerys is not her father.” Varys “And she never will be with the right counsel. You need to find a way to make her listen.”

• 705 – Tyrion devises a convoluted plan to capture a wight to convince Cersi to help fight the night King. Over the rest of seasons 7 and 8 this plan goes horribly wrong and results in the death of a dragon. The failure of this plan further degrades Daenerys’ trust of Tyrion.

• 801 – Lyanna Mormon publically confronts Jon Snow about giving up his crown and swearing allegiance to Daenerys. This is the beginning of Daenerys’ realization that she has no love in Westeros.

• 802 – Daenerys is angry that Tyrion’s advice about Cersei turned out to be wrong. Saying “Either you are a traitor or a fool.” And “Cersei still sits on the throne. If you can’t help me take it back I will find another Hand who can.”

• 803 – Jorah is killed in battle. He has proven to be one of the few advisors Daenerys had that tried to temper her impulses.

• 804 – Daenerys sees people praising Jon Snow and becomes jealous.

• 804 – Tormund “What kind of person climbs on a fucking dragon? A madman, or a king!” (I’d like to point out when Tormund says “madman” it cuts to a shot of Dany, and when he says “or a king!” it cuts to Jon)

• 804 – Speaking about Jorah to Jon, Daenerys “He loved me and I couldn’t love him back. Not the way he wanted. Not the way I love you.” (Her love for Jon is not returned in 805)

• 804 – Daenerys “I saw them gathered around you. I saw the way they looked at you. I know that look. So many people have looked at me that way but never here.”

• 804 – Varys “These are the people you came here to protect. Do not destroy the city you came to save…” Daenerys “I’m here to save the world fromy tyrants… and I will serve it, no matter the cost.”

• 804 - Daenerys “Speaking to Cersei will not prevent a slaughter. But perhaps its good the people see Daenerys Stormborn made every effort to avoid bloodshed and Cersei Lannister refused. They should know whom to blame when the sky falls down on them.” (We should note she is directly talking about “The People” here)

• 804 – Missandei’s final words before her execution. “Dracarys”.

• 805 – Varys “They say every time a Targaryen is born, the Gods toss a coin and the world holds its breath.”

• 805 – Daenerys speaking to Jon “Far more people in Westeros love you than love me. I don’t have love here. I only have fear.”

• 805 – After a half hearted kiss with Jon, Daenerys says “Alright then. Let it be fear.” (Echoing what Viserys said in 106)

• 805 – Tyrion “The people who live there, they’re not your enemies. They’re innocents.” Daenerys “Your sister knows how to use their enemies weaknesses against them. That’s what she thinks our mercy is. Our mercy is our strength. Our mercy toward future generations who will not be held hostage by a tyrant.” (She’s all but saying she’s not going to show mercy and will butcher everyone in the city)

• 805 – Daenerys to Tyrion. “Next time your fail me will be the last time you fail me.”

And that’s just what I can remember off the top of my head.

Here’s the point. Daenerys threatened multiple times to burn cities to the ground, she executed/murdered innocent people numerous times to consolidate power, she realized without love all she has left to rule with was fear, and she grew to distrust the only advisor trying to prevent her from burning down King’s landing.

She wasn’t “acting out of character” at any point in 805. She literally did the thing she’s threatened to do for multiple seasons.
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None of that really establishes a motive or internal logic that justifies Dany going from wanting to rule by fear and take her crown by whatever means to having achieved all that and deciding to start firebombing the civilians for 30 minutes so D & D can lazily wrap up some other plot threads about characters they have also horribly mismanaged.

But at this point I am just in for the spectacle. Almost as funny as the people melting down over Dany not being the savior of the story are people trying to find good writing and well thought out intent from a bunch of hack writers that broke much of the plotting to service fan fic and are now just trying to bend the characters in whatever way provides the path of least resistance that gets them to hit GRRM's story beats so they can go start fucking up Star Wars more than it already is.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: agrajag on May 13, 2019, 08:14:44 PM
I like how they reloaded them instantaneously in E4 but now it's a long, laborious process to wind them up. These little things seem like nitpicks, but they are things that pop out at you and take you out of the story. To me the laziness of their execution ruins the suspension of disbelief. And it's totally relevant to tthe discussion of writing when they create a powerful plot element in one episode, to make it completely weak and feeble in the next; as it suits their needs.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 08:17:42 PM
like i said before, there's a lot of brilliant TV production craft here from all the peons who actually put the graft into making this shit, but it's embarrassing what an absolute rushed chop job it is and absolutely nothing lands as it should as a result. it's like watching a film on fast forward complete with squeaky voices and comedy movements.

the euron just popping out of the water to fight jamie is probably the laziest shit i've ever seen in a big production like this, it was like something out of hot shots. DnD don't give a fuck, and while this is clearly GRRM's napkin written ending and they had fuck all clue or desire to properly get there.

80 hours of being a paragon of virtue to becoming a mass murdering femcel in about an hour of screentime while everyone else devolves into a gawping sap staggering aimlessly to their plot destination.

Eh. I won’t claim it wasn’t rushed. I just don’t see how the claim that Dany turns into a tyrant in four seconds has merit. I can understand why someone doesn’t like it, but to say the foundation isn’t there? I just disagree.

Every single one of your complaints is a nitpick, Glen.

From reddit:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Quote
All of the foreshadowing that lead up to last night's episode.

• 106 - Viserys, after seeing how much the Dothraki love Daenerys, becomes jealous and tries to run away saying “Who can rule without wealth or fear of love.” (Daenerys well echo this sentiment in 804 and 805)

• 204 – Daenerys “When my dragons are grown… we will lay waste to armies and burn cities to the ground.”

• 206 – Daenerys “I will take what is mine with fire and blood.”

• 207 - Cersei Lannister “Half the Targaryens went mad, didn't they? What's the saying? "Every time a Targaryen is born, the gods flip a coin."

• 210 – Daenerys has a vision of a destroyed throne room. She reaches out to the throne but never touches it.

• 303 – Daenerys when speaking about her brother Rhaegar “…he was not the last dragon.”

• 404 - Daenerys executes 163 Meereenese noblemen. In 406 we learn some of these men were innocent. Daenerys shows absolutely no regret.

• 405 – Daenerys speaking with Jorah. “You counseled me against rashness once in Qarth. I didn’t listen. It all worked out well.”

• 407 – Jorah tells Daenerys “The masters treated men like beasts, as you said. Herding the masters into pens and slaughtering them by the thousands is also treating men like beasts.” Reminding her “I wouldn't be here to help you if Ned Stark had done to me what you want to do to the masters of Yunkai.”

• 407 – Daenerys “They can live in my new world or they can die in their old one.”

• 505 – Daenerys executes an innocent Meereenese nobleman for the sole purpose of intimidating the other nobles.

• 505 – Daenerys reopens the fighting pits allowing for innocent men to kill one another for entertainment.

• 508 – Daenerys “I’m not going to stop the wheel. I’m going to break the wheel.”

• 604 – Daenerys murders the leaders of the Dothraki for the sole purpose of consolidating power.

• 606 – Dario to Daenerys “You weren’t made to sit on a chair in a palace. You’re a conquer, Daenerys Stormborn.”

• 606 – Daenerys to the Dothraki “Will you kill my enemies in their iron suits and tear down their stone houses?”

• 609 – Speaking about the masters Daenerys swears to “Kill every one of their soldiers and return their cities to the dirt.” Tyrion responds “You once told me you knew what your father was. Did you know his plans for King’s Landing?” Daenerys “This is entirely different!” Tyrion “You’re talking about destroying cities. It’s not entirely different.”

• 702 – Yara Greyjoy, Olenna Tyrell, and Ellaria Sand all try to convince Daenerys to use her dragons on King’s Landing. Tyrion convinces her to do otherwise. (This is important as Tyrion’s plans fail, and his repeated failures show Daenerys there’s no other option)

• 702 - Olenna Tyrell “Commoners and nobles are all children really. They won’t obey you unless they fear you.” And later. “You’re a dragon. Be a dragon.”

• 704 – After news of her army’s defeat at Casterly Rock, Daenerys questions Tyrion’s plans and his loyalty.

• 704 – Daenerys “Enough with the clever plans. I have 3 large dragons. I’m going to fly them to the red keep.”

• 705 – Daenerys executes Randal and Dickon Tarly when imprisonment was a perfectly viable option.

• 705 – Tyrion “Daenerys is not her father.” Varys “And she never will be with the right counsel. You need to find a way to make her listen.”

• 705 – Tyrion devises a convoluted plan to capture a wight to convince Cersi to help fight the night King. Over the rest of seasons 7 and 8 this plan goes horribly wrong and results in the death of a dragon. The failure of this plan further degrades Daenerys’ trust of Tyrion.

• 801 – Lyanna Mormon publically confronts Jon Snow about giving up his crown and swearing allegiance to Daenerys. This is the beginning of Daenerys’ realization that she has no love in Westeros.

• 802 – Daenerys is angry that Tyrion’s advice about Cersei turned out to be wrong. Saying “Either you are a traitor or a fool.” And “Cersei still sits on the throne. If you can’t help me take it back I will find another Hand who can.”

• 803 – Jorah is killed in battle. He has proven to be one of the few advisors Daenerys had that tried to temper her impulses.

• 804 – Daenerys sees people praising Jon Snow and becomes jealous.

• 804 – Tormund “What kind of person climbs on a fucking dragon? A madman, or a king!” (I’d like to point out when Tormund says “madman” it cuts to a shot of Dany, and when he says “or a king!” it cuts to Jon)

• 804 – Speaking about Jorah to Jon, Daenerys “He loved me and I couldn’t love him back. Not the way he wanted. Not the way I love you.” (Her love for Jon is not returned in 805)

• 804 – Daenerys “I saw them gathered around you. I saw the way they looked at you. I know that look. So many people have looked at me that way but never here.”

• 804 – Varys “These are the people you came here to protect. Do not destroy the city you came to save…” Daenerys “I’m here to save the world fromy tyrants… and I will serve it, no matter the cost.”

• 804 - Daenerys “Speaking to Cersei will not prevent a slaughter. But perhaps its good the people see Daenerys Stormborn made every effort to avoid bloodshed and Cersei Lannister refused. They should know whom to blame when the sky falls down on them.” (We should note she is directly talking about “The People” here)

• 804 – Missandei’s final words before her execution. “Dracarys”.

• 805 – Varys “They say every time a Targaryen is born, the Gods toss a coin and the world holds its breath.”

• 805 – Daenerys speaking to Jon “Far more people in Westeros love you than love me. I don’t have love here. I only have fear.”

• 805 – After a half hearted kiss with Jon, Daenerys says “Alright then. Let it be fear.” (Echoing what Viserys said in 106)

• 805 – Tyrion “The people who live there, they’re not your enemies. They’re innocents.” Daenerys “Your sister knows how to use their enemies weaknesses against them. That’s what she thinks our mercy is. Our mercy is our strength. Our mercy toward future generations who will not be held hostage by a tyrant.” (She’s all but saying she’s not going to show mercy and will butcher everyone in the city)

• 805 – Daenerys to Tyrion. “Next time your fail me will be the last time you fail me.”

And that’s just what I can remember off the top of my head.

Here’s the point. Daenerys threatened multiple times to burn cities to the ground, she executed/murdered innocent people numerous times to consolidate power, she realized without love all she has left to rule with was fear, and she grew to distrust the only advisor trying to prevent her from burning down King’s landing.

She wasn’t “acting out of character” at any point in 805. She literally did the thing she’s threatened to do for multiple seasons.
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None of that really establishes a motive or internal logic that justifies Dany going from wanting to rule by fear and take her crown by whatever means to having achieved all that and deciding to start firebombing the civilians for 30 minutes so D & D can lazily wrap up some other plot threads about characters they have also horribly mismanaged.

But at this point I am just in for the spectacle. Almost as funny as the people melting down over Dany not being the savior of the story are people trying to find good writing and well thought out intent from a bunch of hack writers that broke much of the plotting to service fan fic and are now just trying to bend the characters in whatever way provides the path of least resistance that gets them to hit GRRM's story beats so they can go start fucking up Star Wars more than it already is.

We haven’t even seen the last episode though. Much less now she reacted to the destruction. Her face was never shown for a reason.  :idont I think it’s fair and true to Dany, especially coming a book reader perspective.

Like I get criticism,, but you're not like going after anything concrete, in terms of structure or characterization or plotting. You're complaining about how rules work.  Which can certainly be annoying but like, isn't something to terribly be concerned about.

Okay, how about this:

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Now all of Cersei's S5/6/7 arc gets destroyed in like half an hour. What's the point of rewatching episodes like The Winds of Winter (season 6 finale where she blows up the Sept of Baelor) now that we know that all of Cersei's machinations to get back into power get undone in 5 minutes of "battle" with previously established weapons not even being used? Everything from 2+ years amounts to a wet fart.

After everything we went through with her starting from the Walk of Shame, years of plot development ends in a few minutes with all her defenses folding like an old Toronto Raptors team against LeBron, with her scorpions firing off like 3 bolts total. She gets like 20 minutes of total screentime in the final season. Like wtf?

What does Cersei’s gaining power have anything to do with her losing it that quickly?
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Post by: agrajag on May 13, 2019, 08:20:17 PM
anticlimactic endings are usually considered a failure of the writers
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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 08:23:30 PM
D&D have definitely fucked up though. I think most of the complaints rear from the fact they rejected doing full seasons. The entire execution was botched. I think they nailed the landing, but the flight had lots of turbulence. This would have been far more satisfying in the hands of more capable writers. But what we got last night? I don’t see any problem with it. :idont :obama
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Post by: headwalk on May 13, 2019, 08:28:45 PM
We haven’t even seen the last episode though. Much less now she reacted to the destruction. Her face was never shown for a reason.  :idont I think it’s fair and true to Dany, especially coming a book reader perspective.

no one's got any issue with the book's mad queen ending, more that the whole third act is written on one page. it actually makes anakin's turning in the prequels look like it has a shakespearean understanding of the truth of the human condition by comparison. a wookiepedia list of vague authoritarian sentiments, often by way of personal compromise (the fighting pits) don't explain her going full school shooter with a weapon of mass destruction against a city of screaming innocents for a whole afternoon.

it could've been great, like i said earlier the whole sansa/dany mistrust dynamic would've been a great foundation for a season long power struggle, but we got fuck all of it.
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Post by: Nola on May 13, 2019, 08:30:21 PM
Don't really care enough to fight this out too much, but that is the problem with the shows approach imo, it betrayed the books arc for her too much and so this sudden shift is not established enough to be believable to her present character in the show(same goes with what has happened with a lot of characters).

Unlike the books they did a shit poor job establishing that part of her personality. Too busy chasing "My Queen!" fan fic. Power hungry, yes, a willingness to go to extremes to secure her throne, absolutely, cruelty in punishment, yep, foreshadowing with symbolism and lines of dialogue what GRRM likely told them years ago, for sure.... Suddenly going from wanting to instill fear as a ruler to committing mass genocide in the throws of unconditional surrender because you didn't get some dick and the Red Keep triggered you(per dumb and dumber)?  :cmonson

The show needed some better set up is all, but without it it is jarring and I get a lot of the backlash.
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Post by: headwalk on May 13, 2019, 08:34:56 PM
Unlike the books they did a shit poor job establishing that part of her personality. Too busy chasing "My Queen!" fan fic. Power hungry, yes, a willingness to go to extremes to secure her throne, absolutely, cruelty in punishment, yep, foreshadowing with symbolism and lines of dialogue what GRRM likely told them years ago, for sure.... Suddenly going from wanting to instill fear as a ruler to committing mass genocide in the throws of unconditional surrender because you didn't get some dick and the Red Keep triggered you(per dumb and dumber)?  :cmonson

The show needed some better set up is all, but without it it is jarring and I get a lot of the backlash.

yeah, this is exactly it. they were so scared of pissing off tumblr normies and their yaaas queen of dragons that they avoided doing any groundwork, so instead we get a WWF heel turn.
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Post by: agrajag on May 13, 2019, 08:36:11 PM
but now she has no city and no peasants to lord over..

Methinks you guys need to get your stories straight. Did she snap, or is this a premeditated intimidation tactic?
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Post by: nachobro on May 13, 2019, 08:36:37 PM
@glen in the books dragon fire is supposed to be able to melt steel (unlike jet fuel) and stone
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Post by: Tasty on May 13, 2019, 08:38:07 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cb-C8vKvyE
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Post by: Tasty on May 13, 2019, 08:41:45 PM
To me the laziness of their execution ruins the suspension of disbelief.

100% agreed with this. It feels like the physical laws of reality could be jettisoned at any point in order to suit the story's needs, and that doesn't make for satisfying storytelling.
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Post by: Tasty on May 13, 2019, 08:42:36 PM
but now she has no city and no peasants to lord over..

Methinks you guys need to get your stories straight. Did she snap, or is this a premeditated intimidation tactic?

I’ve said repeatedly I think it works best to think she never planned to let them surrender and the idea of her simply snapping is stupid so not sure who you think needs to get their story straight.

Reading is fundamental.

I'm gonna go with "It was always in the back of her head, but being in the moment and seeing the Red Keep in person and having all the adrenaline of battle is what tipped the scale back towards vengeance."
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 13, 2019, 08:43:42 PM
I don't think you need to be like "there were no signs she'd go crazy". They were obviously there. BUT. I do think it's a bit like
Khal Drogo and baby dead? Killed the woman responsible
New husband betrays her?  Eh
2 dragons die? Small grimmace
Ser Friendzone dies right in front of her. She mourns a few minutes.
Translator dies (Which frankly was Dany's own fault)? BURN EVERYTHING DOWN!!!

Don't necessarily think it's being nit picky to be like "That's some shitty writing"
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Post by: Tasty on May 13, 2019, 08:45:05 PM
If dragonfire was concussive, Night King would have been blown three miles away (still intact of course, but yeah, dude took a fire blast to the face and didn't move an inch...)
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Post by: agrajag on May 13, 2019, 08:48:31 PM
but now she has no city and no peasants to lord over..

Methinks you guys need to get your stories straight. Did she snap, or is this a premeditated intimidation tactic?

I’ve said repeatedly I think it works best to think she never planned to let them surrender and the idea of her simply snapping is stupid so not sure who you think needs to get their story straight.

Reading is fundamental.

Damn you're an ass. The show is literally spelling it out for you that she snaps. "Every Targaryan is a coin flip." But you choose to ignore everything and go with your own interpretation?
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Post by: headwalk on May 13, 2019, 08:48:37 PM
Glen has a point that it’s inconsistent with buildings exploding and people directly hit looking like Freddy Krueger but I don’t see where it gets you to focus so much on shit like that other than an inability’s to suspend your disbelief.  Not really something people should be proud of;  yay you enjoyed something less!

you flip between "just turn off your brain bro" for things that blatantly don't work and "of course it makes sense, you clearly just haven't thought about this subtle foreshadowing" for massive missing chunks of character development.

like it's simultaneously too smart and too dumb for everyone who thinks it's all a bit trash.
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 13, 2019, 08:51:27 PM
I don't think you need to be like "there were no signs she'd go crazy". They were obviously there. BUT. I do think it's a bit like
Khal Drogo and baby dead? Killed the woman responsible
New husband betrays her?  Eh
2 dragons die? Small grimmace
Ser Friendzone dies right in front of her. She mourns a few minutes.
Translator dies (Which frankly was Dany's own fault)? BURN EVERYTHING DOWN!!!

Don't necessarily think it's being nit picky to be like "That's some shitty writing"

That was not her only motivation though.

She believed she was not going to end up on the throne, it made her paranoid as hell and then she finds out her advisors who had been urging her not to attack the red keep betrayed her.

How did everyone miss this major plot point they hammered in for 2 episodes straight?  Or the 5 times I’ve mentioned it here lol
Oh, I don't think anyone missed it. I think everyone is saying it was executed insanely poorly.
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 13, 2019, 08:53:49 PM
What does Cersei’s gaining power have anything to do with her losing it that quickly?

It's not earned. Nothing changes between Dany getting humbled in episode 4 and Dany destroying everything in episode 5 except that she decides to try harder, or whatever. All those carefully laid defense plans get swept aside in a couple minutes because reasons. And this ends a 3+ season arc.  It's trash.
:mynicca
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Post by: headwalk on May 13, 2019, 08:54:05 PM
i'm sorry that you have failed to enjoy this forum conversation.
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Post by: agrajag on May 13, 2019, 08:54:13 PM
 :confused
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Post by: team filler on May 13, 2019, 08:57:45 PM
 :piss :paul :piss2 :kermit :camby
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 13, 2019, 08:58:16 PM
I don't think you need to be like "there were no signs she'd go crazy". They were obviously there. BUT. I do think it's a bit like
Khal Drogo and baby dead? Killed the woman responsible
New husband betrays her?  Eh
2 dragons die? Small grimmace
Ser Friendzone dies right in front of her. She mourns a few minutes.
Translator dies (Which frankly was Dany's own fault)? BURN EVERYTHING DOWN!!!

Don't necessarily think it's being nit picky to be like "That's some shitty writing"

That was not her only motivation though.

She believed she was not going to end up on the throne, it made her paranoid as hell and then she finds out her advisors who had been urging her not to attack the red keep betrayed her.

How did everyone miss this major plot point they hammered in for 2 episodes straight?  Or the 5 times I’ve mentioned it here lol
Oh, I don't think anyone missed it. I think everyone is saying it was executed insanely poorly.

That’s strange since you just attributed her burning down everything to one persons death and ignored all her other motivations.  So you either missed it orrrr?

Really seems more like you guys aren’t interested in having an actual conversation where you acknowledged ledge what other people are saying.
Maybe it's because they spent more time on that stupid thing than all the rest and what it meant to her.
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Post by: headwalk on May 13, 2019, 09:03:34 PM
two whole episodes of build up lads.

well, not whole episodes, but at least 2/3rds of an episode!
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Post by: headwalk on May 13, 2019, 09:05:04 PM
:snore

night mate.
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Post by: headwalk on May 13, 2019, 09:15:55 PM
the only cuddles i require are filler likes.
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 13, 2019, 09:20:07 PM
All those claiming this season's been great
(http://stayhipp.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/MD6-1.jpg)
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Post by: shosta on May 13, 2019, 09:40:09 PM
Jon turning Dany down is just another example of the writers snubbing the audience, many of whom are hardcore incest fans
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Post by: Let's Cyber on May 13, 2019, 09:41:55 PM
like i said before, there's a lot of brilliant TV production craft here from all the peons who actually put the graft into making this shit, but it's embarrassing what an absolute rushed chop job it is and absolutely nothing lands as it should as a result. it's like watching a film on fast forward complete with squeaky voices and comedy movements.

the euron just popping out of the water to fight jamie is probably the laziest shit i've ever seen in a big production like this, it was like something out of hot shots. DnD don't give a fuck, and while this is clearly GRRM's napkin written ending and they had fuck all clue or desire to properly get there.

80 hours of being a paragon of virtue to becoming a mass murdering femcel in about an hour of screentime while everyone else devolves into a gawping sap staggering aimlessly to their plot destination.
Despite me liking this last episode, this all does feel super rushed. Kind of sad too because I think just 2 full seasons for 7 and 8 would have been enough to elaborate and slowburn on Dany's deteriorating mental state in a more satisfying way. That would have helped with some of the current complaints, I think.

From what I've read, HBO wanted them (and were willing to pay for) 10 episode seasons but the showrunners wanted out. So here we are.
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Post by: agrajag on May 13, 2019, 09:42:47 PM
Jon turning Dany down is just another example of the writers snubbing the audience, many of whom are hardcore incest fans


it's pornhub's fault!
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Post by: curly on May 13, 2019, 09:57:23 PM
https://twitter.com/David_Quinones/status/1128027977218916352
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Post by: Kara on May 13, 2019, 10:32:27 PM
 :dead :dead :dead :dead :dead
 https://twitter.com/SaladScissor/status/1127905718068240384
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Post by: team filler on May 13, 2019, 10:36:53 PM
#demthrones  :gurl
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Post by: Kara on May 13, 2019, 10:43:26 PM
Wow finally someone wrote something good (other than a meme or joke) about the bad dragon books / show.

https://twitter.com/BrentSirota/status/1127916432556285954
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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 10:47:17 PM
I enjoyed this forum conversation but at this point we’re at an impasse and there’s nothing additional anyone of us can contribute I think. Waiting for the series finale at this point.

Like a lot of questions such as,”why did she do it?” could be answered in the finale.

I think most (emphasis on most) have legitimate criticisms but it’s also damn hard to fully answer.

Was the the way they handled the build up flawed? Certainly. But I thought that episode worked despite that.

It’s really hard to judge it without seeing the finale. For all I know they could completely fuck it up.

The problem I have is when people argue something is bad writing just because they don’t like it. I have been among the first to call out the show for its bad writing in this very thread. But I simply do not consider Dany’s sacking of KL to be among those things. Some people are making legitimate criticisms. Others are making premature judgements as if it was the last episode.

Idk. We’ll have to see for the finale to continue this but I’m not seeing where we’re going from here as a discussion.

If anything, I found this to be a great discussion and at least it has the internet talking and engaged in a way I’ve never seen it engaged with a tv show before. Ever. For all of its faults I think they’ve got that down pat and that’s all George.

Good talk. Scouting the net for hilarious reactions now.
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Post by: shosta on May 13, 2019, 10:49:02 PM
I gotchu fam

https://twitter.com/GeekEliteMedia/status/1128113970584465409
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Post by: team filler on May 13, 2019, 10:51:54 PM
I thoroughly enjoyed kings landing being BBQ'd  :-[

I had wanted night king to destroy all of westeros, but this was a good sub. Though not quite beef for beans, it still satisfied.
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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 10:54:39 PM
Another thing about Dany:  she just lost the love of her life (Jon.)

She seemed willing to rule together with him, she made that last desperate attempt for him to be a couple and he turned her down making it clear that he was going to be her nephew moving forward not her husband.

That was another breaking point for her.  And she can’t let Jon be the victor, the one to storm the red keep and lead the army or else again, she believed the people would crown him King.

If none of this was meant to give Dany motivation then these writers are fucking strange  as it makes way more sense than “was gonna let them surrender but then  :shaking”

She contemplated the option of letting them surrender but decided on destroying the city because of a culmination of factors.

The problem is that Dany and Jon met just last season so even that romance is rushed. The overall problem with both s7 and 8 is that they needed more time in the oven. I think we see them fuck just once and that was s7 finale. Then Jon learned he’s part Targ in 08x01 so it’s like...we’ve barely even seen them as lovers to begin with. Which is why I say the episode is fantastic on its own but Jesus they fucked up the journey.
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Post by: shosta on May 13, 2019, 10:57:53 PM
https://twitter.com/rhe_tori_cal/status/1128129835128295425
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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 11:00:15 PM
Fucking dead :dead
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Post by: Kara on May 13, 2019, 11:01:11 PM
I have proposed, in the past, that the Joint-Dictatorship of the Slaves and Serfs of Oppressed Nations (JDSSON) should disperse the Seven KKKingdoms throughout the Third World instead of allowing them to remain in occupied Westeros. Here are some of my reasons:
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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 11:06:47 PM
http://www.twitter.com/iiiiiiii1229/status/1128065160273383425
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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 11:15:19 PM
http://www.twitter.com/MagicalGuy2/status/1128086739258679296

http://www.twitter.com/MsPackyetti/status/1127743675721764871

http://www.twitter.com/benonwine/status/1128070490067750913

http://www.twitter.com/MMGinvest/status/1128065409490485248
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Post by: Kara on May 13, 2019, 11:25:57 PM
http://www.twitter.com/benonwine/status/1128070490067750913

 :lol
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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 11:41:26 PM
http://www.twitter.com/sbazzini8/status/1128093241608417280

https://twitter.com/Minush_Arts/status/1128098319014735874

:lol

http://www.twitter.com/albaric_aldrich/status/1128108625862459392

http://www.twitter.com/GynxxM/status/1128092315355176960

http://www.twitter.com/_KdkWht_/status/1128114880849039361

http://www.twitter.com/Complex/status/1128102597792096261
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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 11:52:52 PM
http://www.twitter.com/sreekyshooter/status/1128121301632110592

http://www.twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1128043895688970240

http://www.twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1128110196184711169

https://www.thecut.com/2019/05/game-of-thrones-mom-who-named-her-baby-khaleesi.html

lmao
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Post by: Kara on May 13, 2019, 11:52:57 PM
http://www.twitter.com/sbazzini8/status/1128093241608417280

QUEEN IN THE NORTH QUEEN IN THE NORTH QUEEN IN THE NORTH
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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2019, 11:57:57 PM
HBO publicly stated before even season 6 that they wanted them to do more and they hoped they would change their mind from the planned 2 short seasons so that’s not much of an admittance lol

yeah but someone asked for evidence earlier and i couldn't find  a source although i read the same thing
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Post by: Tasty on May 13, 2019, 11:58:25 PM
Phoenix in the North :preach
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Post by: team filler on May 14, 2019, 12:03:11 AM
DUMB ASS BIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH IN THE NORTH
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Post by: Himu on May 14, 2019, 12:08:30 AM
DUMB ASS BIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH IN THE NORTH

(https://i.imgur.com/t2GqGqz.gif)

Prepare yourself.
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Post by: mormapope on May 14, 2019, 12:12:35 AM
I don't watch Game of Thrones, but the disappointment from fans is pretty special to me and the most redeeming part of the show.

If these fans want to watch something with great character development, tragic and long-lasting storytelling themes, and combat between large gangs, The Shield is still the best choice.   :bow2

https://youtu.be/0qjZ44g8Nvg

Antwon Mitchell >>>>>> Danixera, Cabootie, and Fennawax.
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Post by: Himu on May 14, 2019, 12:18:53 AM
From The Cut interview.

Quote
How does her new character arc make you feel?

I’m still behind her. Even after last night’s episode, I’m still rooting for her. I don’t think she did anything wrong. I think she did what she had to do. She gave many options. She tells you, “Are you gonna bend the knee, or are you not?” So I don’t know why everybody’s acting surprised. She’s done this before. If you betray her, you don’t bend the knee, look what happens.


These Dany fans are gully, fam. What the Christ.
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Post by: TEEEPO on May 14, 2019, 12:26:04 AM
keep them coming Cindi   :lol
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Post by: Human Snorenado on May 14, 2019, 12:27:14 AM
Dany was under the belief Jon would be made King, so no, her “winning” when they surrendered in her mind wouldn’t be enough.  A dominant and cruel victory sends a message to everyone including anyone who would support Jon as king.

That’s how I see it, beyond just her anger at her advisors telling her over and over not to burn the city and those same advisors betraying her in her mind.

“They didn’t establish a motive”; I feel like you didn’t pay attention.

Pretttttttttttty much.

https://www.bodyforwife.com/to-everyone-angry-about-what-happened-on-game-of-thrones-last-night/

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Post by: Himu on May 14, 2019, 12:58:19 AM
Dany was under the belief Jon would be made King, so no, her “winning” when they surrendered in her mind wouldn’t be enough.  A dominant and cruel victory sends a message to everyone including anyone who would support Jon as king.

That’s how I see it, beyond just her anger at her advisors telling her over and over not to burn the city and those same advisors betraying her in her mind.

“They didn’t establish a motive”; I feel like you didn’t pay attention.

Pretttttttttttty much.

https://www.bodyforwife.com/to-everyone-angry-about-what-happened-on-game-of-thrones-last-night/

Quote
Next, Dany should purge any leader who could possibly threaten her. Jon needs to die first. Tyrion? Dead. Sansa? Fucking dead. Burn all of Winterfell and Bran and the whole bit. They don’t need to fear the White Walkers any longer. Install puppet leaders in various kingdoms. Rule via terror.

And if she does that, she will likely rule long and die in her bed an old woman.

Except for one thing. There is no killing Arya.

My prediction for the final episode is that Daenerys will do all what I just wrote to secure her spot on the throne, and we will be left with a final scene of Arya sharpening her weaponry, a murderous gleam in her eyes.

Arya didn’t get to kill Cersei. But the show will provide another queen for her to kill.

I would smash my computer if she killed Jon.

...

Maybe not. But I'll at least sulk. :(
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Post by: Human Snorenado on May 14, 2019, 01:34:19 AM
I'm putting all my money on this happening...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Tyrion throws down his hand pin as soon as he sees Dany, she kills him pretty much immediately. Takes Jon, Davos, some other prisoners to ensure the north plays nice in the new reality. Probably gets Sansa dragged down to KL since time doesn't matter in Westeros anymore. Puts Jon on trial, sentences him to die... and Drogon breathes fire on him, but he doesn't burn cause he's Targaryen, duh, and not shitty Targ like Viserys but an actual Dragon Targ. It's so dumb that you know D&D would pat themselves on the back after writing that. Arya springs out of nowhere with someone's face on (Grey Worm?) and kills Dany. Jon uses his Targ bullshit to either tame Drogon, tell him to fuck off, or just kills him in the confusion. There you go. That's your dumb fucking ending. Glen will cry so hard, gonna be great.
[close]
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Post by: Raist on May 14, 2019, 01:52:50 AM
http://www.twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1128110196184711169

A few years from now:

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/043/disaster-girl.jpg)

x500
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Post by: Himu on May 14, 2019, 01:54:23 AM
Here's what I WANT to happen:

It will end with Jon lopping off Dany's head. "Whoever passes judgement must swing the sword." He will have a kingdom of ashes, burnt countryside, and killed the queen he was loyal to. There must be SOMETHING glorious to happen. Otherwise why make a Song about it?

Here's what I THINK will happen:

Dany will rule in fear. Jon will be exiled to beyond the wall because of their history. She will execute Sansa and probably burn Winterfell to the ground. She gains the throne but never knows love ever again and lives only through fear, skulls, fire, and blood.

TBH, I am beyond excited for the ending. Not only will we finally be free from GRRM, it's for the first time watching the show I'll be not be able to predict the overall story beats. What happens AFTER the Mad Queen ascension? I have no fucking clue and that excites me. I have no idea what's going to happen.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 14, 2019, 01:57:09 AM
There is no way Dany becomes the queen

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Post by: Kara on May 14, 2019, 02:02:25 AM
Having rewatched the episode, got to say that book fans are reaching really hard (https://www.psycom.net/depression.central.grief.html#bargaining) when they say that this episode is the return of TRUE GEORGE R.U.SRS MARTIN WRITING. A dragon (i.e. an obvious analogue to a modern day weapon of war) indiscriminately destroying the virtuous and the iniquitous alike along with a grand city that's been around a couple hundred years is about as obviously Tolkien "modern day bad, idealized pastoral world that never existed anywhere but my imagination good" as you can get. J.R.R. Tolkien mercks yet another charlatan and his coterie. :bow2

Also, obviously the Dany thing is the object of much well-earned Schadenfreude, but let's give it up to Arya Failstark for absolutely cracking under pressure, turning tail then running away yet again when there's a large urban disturbance in King's Landing. Not today, amirite Syrio? 8 fucking seasons we've had a god awful Joss Whedon subplot about a Failstark becoming an elite assassin and she just shits the bed in overtime of game 7. This season is already salvaged by virtue of this alone. Hopefully she rides up north (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It%27s_Grim_Up_North) and ropes Sansa into doing an epic fail girl.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 14, 2019, 02:09:14 AM
Arya will def play a big part in the last episode.
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Post by: Kara on May 14, 2019, 02:09:19 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/sC0TVO1.jpg)
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 14, 2019, 02:10:26 AM
Without Dany the white walkers would have overrun Westeros.

Everything is going according to the prophecy
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Post by: Raist on May 14, 2019, 02:15:29 AM
Without her they wouldn't have got past the wall tho.
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Post by: Himu on May 14, 2019, 02:16:52 AM
Having rewatched the episode, got to say that book fans are reaching really hard (https://www.psycom.net/depression.central.grief.html#bargaining) when they say that this episode is the return of TRUE GEORGE R.U.SRS MARTIN WRITING. A dragon (i.e. an obvious analogue to a modern day weapon of war) indiscriminately destroying the virtuous and the iniquitous alike along with a grand city that's been around a couple hundred years is about as obviously Tolkien "modern day bad, idealized pastoral world that never existed anywhere but my imagination good" as you can get. J.R.R. Tolkien mercks yet another charlatan and his coterie. :bow2


One helluva reach.

George is a conscientious objector the vietnam war. The entire point is the cruelty and nature of man, which is ASOIAF 101.  If you thought this had anything to do with the city and not the people you have weird priorities.
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 14, 2019, 03:07:31 AM
I don't think you need to be like "there were no signs she'd go crazy". They were obviously there. BUT. I do think it's a bit like
Khal Drogo and baby dead? Killed the woman responsible
New husband betrays her?  Eh
2 dragons die? Small grimmace
Ser Friendzone dies right in front of her. She mourns a few minutes.
Translator dies (Which frankly was Dany's own fault)? BURN EVERYTHING DOWN!!!

Don't necessarily think it's being nit picky to be like "That's some shitty writing"

But Missandei dying was just icing on the proverbial cake
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 14, 2019, 03:43:09 AM
My extended thoughts since I'm bored.  Keep in mind my aforementioned attitude towards entertainment;  I generally prefer to TRY TO enjoy things, while I occasionally also enjoy having a hate-boner for stuff (The Quiet Place) I prefer overlooking things or head canon-ing things to keep things positive and entertaining.   Me being entertained by something is not an endorsement of the quality of the writing of something.

- First off, I'm one of the only people who seems fine with Jamie's arc and don't think they went against the characterization or anything.  He never really stopped being a Cersei boot-licker, he was still gathering armies for her like 3 episodes ago and only went AWOL because he believed in the threat of the undead.  His arc was to "become a better man", and he did.. but he never could "get over" Cersei, even when faced with the fact she hired someone to kill him.  That's not shocking to me and it's not some heel turn.  Also the boring as fuck Frog prophecy is not in the show so get over it book readers; I get the idea of vague prophecies / mysteries being entertaining but that prophecy was hardly some potential "whodunit" (or whosgonnadoit.)  I'll admit it was slightly jarring when he left Winterfell and they set it up like he was going to join Cersei but after putting thought into it I knew he wasn't planning to betray her like everyone thought.    People claiming he didn't even have an arc are ignoring like.. the entire story.
 
- Euron killing the dragon and destroying the fleet in 10 seconds in the last episode will never not be dumb.  The only way to make any sense out of the disparity between last episode Euron and this episode Euron is if the way he killed the dragon was via surprise attack.  The scene was not pulled off well, and it was not believable that he surprised her let alone land several shots in succession vs. yesterdays episode where they were bumbling idiots who could barely get a shot off I'm still gonna go with "In one instance he surprised her, in the other she knew he was there" as the "why" that happened and just  laugh at the scene.   As it stands I'm fine with Dany being able to destroy the shit out of him, he just shouldn't have been so OP in the previous episode (that includes being able to destroy an entire fleet of ships instantly lol)

- I do like where they went with Jon and Dany and the paranoia it caused her.  That was also the one thing they did well from the previous episode showing her isolated from everyone and everyone feeling Jon more than her.  It's also interesting to note that had Sansa not betrayed Jon, she may never have gone off the deep end.  She was already paranoid obviously but the real trigger of her going crazy / not sleeping or eating, etc. was the fact the secret got out.

- Gurl you need some concealer, stat.

- I'll say it again the writers claiming Dany "snapped" while in the air above KL and didn't actually plan to burn down everyone is stupid;  when I saw the episode I figured she had at least contemplated that act, and was wrestling with it a bit before making a final decision.. which fits the story since she repeatedly threatened to do exactly what she did and it also fits her "Fear it is" statement.  This idea that she was planning on letting them surrender but totally snapped is dumb, but luckily they never actually say that in the show so fuck the writers lol

- My biggest gripe in general is just WTF they did with Tyrion.. he's just been fucking up non stop, being incredibly naive, etc. for ages now.    However I did love the final scene with him and Jamie, very well done.

-  The Hound stuff was predictable fan service but I liked it, not much else to say

- Grey Worm WHEW.. that was some fucked up shit.. very powerful to watch, I'm curious to see if he'll be having guilty feelings next episode or if he's just a revenge driven maniac now. 

- Arya, I'm whatever on her.. I'm fine with her being an OP ninja, it doesn't bother me in the slightest.   I hope she doesn't have too much to do in the final episode, like perhaps this episode will be more of a wake-up call for her than yet another "I need revenge" scenario, but we'll see.   I thought maybe her trying to save that mother and child would cause her to think she needs to settle down (alone with her choosing to live over choosing to go after Cersei) but they also might go with "the mother and child are a setup for her anger / revenge against Dany."

- Like Cindi said watching Jon's world crumble around him seeing Dany go cray was also powerful

In the end that was one fucked up and pretty incredible hour and a half of television.   There's plenty to nit-pick (no scorpions protecting the tower, Dany could have just air-dropped on them, etc. ,blah blah) but in the moment they managed to wow me.   Some of you really suck at enjoying things and come across like angry depressed mofos, seriously.

Great post. Yeah it was her dragons dying, missandei dead, jorah dead, betrayed by Varys and Jon. Then when she asked Jon is that all I am to you? Jon didnt wanna do no more incest so that made her angry as well. "Fear it is" she says, basically saying she will rather through fear instead of love.

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Post by: Brehvolution on May 14, 2019, 09:03:02 AM
Predictions for the last episode:

Everyone's on the stage waiting for Dany to address the crowds.
Sansa stabs Dany in the back causing the dragon to rage.
Dragon bathes the stage with fire killing everyone.
No Starks. No Lanisters. No Targaryans.
The people rule themselves.
Fin
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Post by: TEEEPO on May 14, 2019, 09:23:29 AM
i like the idea of there being a lesson on prophecies and saviors amounting to shit and having the show end with a tyrannical dany sitting on the throne leaving the dothraki and drogon to freely raid and pillage the seven kingdoms as they see fit. a time skip will seemingly seem appropriate to really emphasize how shitty of a queen she'll be
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Post by: agrajag on May 14, 2019, 09:24:11 AM
You know, Arya could have very easily have killed Cersei if she came with The Hound. With enough time to spare to quickly stab her, gloat a little and get out of dodge before the buildings start collapsing.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 14, 2019, 10:06:35 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Krz-dyD-UQ
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on May 14, 2019, 11:36:39 AM
(https://files.slack.com/files-pri/T3UMEU19U-FJRBAEZTQ/image.png)
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Post by: team filler on May 14, 2019, 11:42:28 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/3bowiit.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/4Xg1mVA.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/RSXjCW4.jpg)
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Post by: team filler on May 14, 2019, 01:28:18 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/WLW7TaX.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/5xpymKu.jpg)
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 14, 2019, 01:29:34 PM
ZzzZzz more boring memes ZzzZzz
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Post by: Himu on May 14, 2019, 01:35:19 PM
It's funny because his face. You can tell his reaction by looking at his face. Knowing of the original meme is irrelevant.

How have you posted on gaf and here without seeing

(https://i.imgur.com/bqd7mSs.gif)
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Post by: HardcoreRetro on May 14, 2019, 01:36:48 PM
Well, now it's hilarious! I'm dying over here.

:rodney
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Post by: agrajag on May 14, 2019, 01:37:22 PM
memes are editorial cartoons but with sampled images in place of original art. They're funny because real life is funny.
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Post by: Himu on May 14, 2019, 01:43:56 PM
It's funny because his face. You can tell his reaction by looking at his face. Knowing of the original meme is irrelevant.

How have you posted on gaf and here without seeing

(https://i.imgur.com/bqd7mSs.gif)

I've seen that gif a million times;  what does that have to do with not finding it funny? 

People posting reaction gifs aren't funny either. 

You just completely proved my point because you think I'd have to have not seen the GIF to not "Get it" lol

I really don't think that you need to see the gif to get it. It was an extra point.

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Post by: MMaRsu on May 14, 2019, 01:46:10 PM
It's funny because his face. You can tell his reaction by looking at his face. Knowing of the original meme is irrelevant.

How have you posted on gaf and here without seeing

(https://i.imgur.com/bqd7mSs.gif)

Wow super funny man. I'm literally lmao'ing here
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Post by: agrajag on May 14, 2019, 01:47:57 PM
how dare you post memes about my dragon sories

 :crybaby :reeeee
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 14, 2019, 01:50:41 PM
Only meme worthy of anything

https://youtu.be/eVyxnMM3ldc
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 14, 2019, 01:52:05 PM
ZzzZzz more boring memes ZzzZzz

Nothing makes me feel older than memes;  it feels like an entire generation of people were created who think the dumbest shit is funny.   It's mostly "inside joke" humor; ITS FUNNY BECAUSE THAT GUYS FACE HAS BEEN USED IN 1000 OTHER MEMES!

 :shaking
:umad
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Post by: agrajag on May 14, 2019, 01:52:25 PM
Jon turning Dany down is just another example of the writers snubbing the audience, many of whom are hardcore incest fans


it's pornhub's fault!

Now I am a hardcore bee fan.

 :noooo
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Post by: team filler on May 14, 2019, 01:52:45 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/53HL2tr.jpg)
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Post by: Himu on May 14, 2019, 01:56:00 PM
hey guys look it's daenerys' face. haha i get it!
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Post by: agrajag on May 14, 2019, 02:01:25 PM
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/019/304/old.jpg)
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Post by: team filler on May 14, 2019, 02:07:48 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/msyPZjR.jpg)
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Post by: headwalk on May 14, 2019, 02:11:02 PM
it would've made much more sense for dany's heel turn to have missandei's head lopped off infront of a cheering crowd, all callously having a great time with their hotdogs and foam fingers or whatever.

instead D&D did a complete 180 on the citizens of king's landing, who are usually portrayed as about as likeable as the home end at stamford bridge, by having them all as angelic innocents.
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Post by: agrajag on May 14, 2019, 02:11:26 PM
that meme bothers me because it says "pet the ghost"

 :rage
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Post by: Joe Molotov on May 14, 2019, 02:11:28 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/CzvbkGP.jpg)
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 14, 2019, 02:11:32 PM
More memes plz
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Post by: Raist on May 14, 2019, 02:27:31 PM
Reading you guys' "predictions" vs. what is going to happen is quite entertaining :lol
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Post by: agrajag on May 14, 2019, 02:30:46 PM
Reading you guys' "predictions" vs. what is going to happen is quite entertaining :lol

The best was when Cindi said "Jaime is riding off to Kong's Landing to kill Cersei, you imbeciles. You fucking morons."

 :doge
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Post by: thetylerrob on May 14, 2019, 02:31:50 PM
Reading you guys' "predictions" vs. what is going to happen is quite entertaining :lol

The best was when Cindi said "Jaime is riding off to Kong's Landing to kill Cersei, you imbeciles. You fucking morons."

 :doge

Expectations = subverted
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Post by: Himu on May 14, 2019, 02:36:37 PM
Reading you guys' "predictions" vs. what is going to happen is quite entertaining :lol

The best was when Cindi said "Jaime is riding off to Kong's Landing to kill Cersei, you imbeciles. You fucking morons."

 :doge

Yup.

I'll eat crow.

:idont

Those fucking writers.

The thing I don't get is...it feels like the themes are muddled. It's like they're saying prophecy doesn't matter, but some prophecies...DO matter?
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Post by: agrajag on May 14, 2019, 02:38:40 PM
yeah, it's almost like the writing is.. bad
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Post by: agrajag on May 14, 2019, 02:39:42 PM
technically, Jaime is the one that convinced her to go down to the basement, so he did kind of kill her
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Post by: team filler on May 14, 2019, 02:40:34 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/9y2nl62.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/oOdj4Aa.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/Nl3Qnhv.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/sDO37Fa.jpg)

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Post by: Raist on May 14, 2019, 02:41:55 PM
The thing I don't get is...it feels like the themes are muddled. It's like they're saying prophecy doesn't matter, but some prophecies...DO matter?

Quote
When I asked Benioff and Weiss if it was possible to infer any overall intentionality to the upcoming 10 episodes, they sneered. “Themes are for eighth-grade book reports,” Benioff told me.

http://grantland.com/features/the-return-hbo-game-thrones/

(note the date)
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Post by: Raist on May 14, 2019, 02:43:06 PM
Reading you guys' "predictions" vs. what is going to happen is quite entertaining :lol

Shut the fuck up you spoiler reading chav.

Resetata is that way --->
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Post by: Himu on May 14, 2019, 02:43:26 PM
This is why i'm not going to make ANY hard predictions for the finale.

I have no idea what the fuck.

And that excites me.
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 14, 2019, 02:43:41 PM
Broke: Naming your dumb kid khaleesi and belief in her as breaker of chains and now act all surprised.

Woke: Always rejecting self-promotion and self-labeling of any politician that wants to keep the status quo of monarchy.
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Post by: thetylerrob on May 14, 2019, 02:44:38 PM
"What if the Winter that was coming was actually ash from fire coming out of a dragon?"

"That's genius, no one will expect it"

I blame Star Wars.
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Post by: Himu on May 14, 2019, 02:44:53 PM
The thing I don't get is...it feels like the themes are muddled. It's like they're saying prophecy doesn't matter, but some prophecies...DO matter?

Quote
When I asked Benioff and Weiss if it was possible to infer any overall intentionality to the upcoming 10 episodes, they sneered. “Themes are for eighth-grade book reports,” Benioff told me.

http://grantland.com/features/the-return-hbo-game-thrones/

(note the date)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3aDgq5HQeM
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Post by: Raist on May 14, 2019, 02:50:32 PM
David Benioff and Daniel Weiss (GoT)
Damon Lindelof (Lost)
David Eick (BSG)


Coincidence? I THINK NOT.
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Post by: thetylerrob on May 14, 2019, 02:56:48 PM
The real question is, does anyone in this last episode say the phrase Game of Thrones?

"And that's how you play the Game of Thrones, Jon Snow", Says Sansa as she executes him and his psycho gf
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 14, 2019, 02:58:47 PM
She turns around and says: You know Arya, we really are the Last of Us.
fin

:rejoice
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Post by: thetylerrob on May 14, 2019, 02:59:09 PM
"Winter has come to"
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Post by: team filler on May 14, 2019, 03:07:33 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/FihahZi.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/xpPyzMG.png)
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Post by: Nintex on May 14, 2019, 03:12:38 PM
The end of Euron
"Are you the King slayer? Not much of a fighter are you!"

"I will kill you Euron"

"Would you really kill the father of your unborn nephew Kingslayer? I FUCKED YOUR SISTER GOOD HAHAHAH"

"Your baby? I fucked Cersei every day and gave her all her children. Including the one she's carrying now. We have a special bond"

*Euron vomits, allowing Jaime to stab him*
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This is pretty much how it played it out

 :doge
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Post by: team filler on May 14, 2019, 03:16:28 PM
 :lol
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Post by: TVC15 on May 14, 2019, 03:23:05 PM
Have there been any memes with the Autotune the News Bed Intruder guy? I would like a meme of that, plz.
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Post by: Nintex on May 14, 2019, 03:39:19 PM
(https://external-preview.redd.it/R7ECHi4zZoC8Yk0Ovb2YH98nTCmoCb73XT3jTcFN9zg.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=ec4391bac1579be8107084ea87fac50dc17a205e)
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Post by: Tasty on May 14, 2019, 03:41:29 PM
The thing I don't get is...it feels like the themes are muddled. It's like they're saying prophecy doesn't matter, but some prophecies...DO matter?

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When I asked Benioff and Weiss if it was possible to infer any overall intentionality to the upcoming 10 episodes, they sneered. “Themes are for eighth-grade book reports,” Benioff told me.

http://grantland.com/features/the-return-hbo-game-thrones/

(note the date)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3aDgq5HQeM

:lol
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 14, 2019, 03:46:17 PM
So like Bran knew that Dany would end up killing way more people than the Night King and he's just like "LOLZ Look at the night king! Hurr hurr!"
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Post by: Nintex on May 14, 2019, 03:50:40 PM
Bran is an amateur.

Robert without any magic or powers predicted everything back in season 1.

(https://preview.redd.it/e1juopv1b0y21.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=b8ab707c19eb303c32f92c0b37b87581afade5a5)
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Post by: Nintex on May 14, 2019, 05:00:02 PM
Nintex writes the end of the Game of Thrones
Dany goes full Hitler in her Nazi rally. Claiming she'll destroy all that oppose her and 'free all the people' from their masters

Grey Worm, Dothraki and other dumb dumbs cheer her on and Tyrion is jailed for helping Jaime

Jon is shocked as he hears this. The news comes in that Sansa has declared the North independent after the decisive victory at Kings Landing and demands that Jon sends the troops back home.

Dany is enraged. Says that Sansa is just another Tyrant that is keeping people enslaved and must be destroyed. "I will burn Winterfell if that is what it takes. I've defended it, I can destroy it"

Jon is conflicted and after consulting with Tyrion who is still in prison awaiting trial he decides that he must confront Dany.

He confronts her in the throne room. She immediatly starts to attack him "Are you here to take my throne?"

He comforts her, walks towards her and stabs her. Dany dies in his arms. "This is the only way to stop you" he sobs.

Drogon, caught off guard cries. Takes her body and leaves for Dragonstone

Jon does what the other old Targaryen dude at the wall did. He returns back to the Nights Watch. Gives up his titles.

Firstly for what he did to Dany. Secondly so that none might use his heritage for their own gain. The Targaryen bloodline ends with him that is his duty.

Tyrion asks him why. "The wheel has to be broken. If I am the choosen one, I can break that wheel. I'm the only one who can."

Grey Worm goes back overseas after talking to Davos. "You now rule the Dothraki and the Unsullied. You should free everyone as she would've wanted you to do. Forget about us on this side of the narrow sea for we will never be free."

A council is formed to see what they should do next. Tyrion proposes that Sansa should be queen. But others oppose.

Sam says that maybe the people should have a vote. Everyone laughs at the idea.

In the end the council decides on Bran. Bran should be King. After all he can see and predict everything.

Bran is the new King. A council of Tyrion (Hand), Bronn (Master of Coin), Davos (Master of Ships) and Sam (Grand Maester) advices him. Arya serves as Kings guard protecting him

Jon Snow has returned to Castle Black to be reunited with Ghost.

Sansa rules the now indepedent North.

Gendry Baratheon and his new lady prepare to reclaim the throne taken from his family at Storms End...

Bran narrates the ending epilogue.

FIN
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Let's see how well D & D do next episode.  :heart
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Post by: Himu on May 14, 2019, 05:24:56 PM
http://www.twitter.com/Shvartacus/status/1123258428686721025
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Post by: Himu on May 14, 2019, 05:32:12 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/alO2vmy.png)
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Post by: Himu on May 14, 2019, 05:50:06 PM
from reddit. not all will agree but I feel a resounding SAME.

https://www.reddit.com/r/gameofthrones/comments/bohsbl/spoilers_let_it_be_fear_aka_why_the_bells_was_one/

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A lot of people complain that the shifts in a lot of characters' arcs felt too sudden in this episode. They're not wrong. Because they also did for the characters themselves, as the entire episode is about who we all are, or what we reveal ourselves to be the moment fear takes control of us. It's sudden and dramatic by fear's very nature. The episode's title, "The Bells", even calls to attention the precise instant this happens for most of our key characters.

We see it in the war scene itself. It's not so much "one good side versus one bad side" as much as it is just one collective mass of people scared shitless fighting for their lives, and all it takes is one catalyst to bring that collective fear all the way to the forefront and, amidst pure chaos, for everyone to find out who they truly are.

Dany is that catalyst. As we know, she is already afraid. But once she hears the bells of surrender in King's Landing, that's the moment the fear fully takes hold of her. The throne, the one thing she's always wanted is now finally hers for the taking. The people of King's Landing do not love her, and she will not lose the product of her life's work the way she did everything else, so she does the only other thing she sees she can do: "Let it be fear". She torches the city.

So, motivated by fear, this is the very moment she puts the fear in everyone else. The walls break down completely. All masks come off. Everyone's true selves and desires rush to the forefront.

Grey Worm, feeling only wrath from the love taken from him, seizes this opportunity to massacre innocent surrendering forces.

Formerly surrendering forces fight for their lives. They want only to survive.

Some of the victorious forces of the North do the same, while others seize the opportunity to wreak savagery upon innocents. It's who they were all along, and we've taken their good will for granted.

We've all seen Jon Snow's face of realization: "This is wrong. This was wrong all along." From that point on, he can only make futile attempts to correct what can't be undone.

Knowing it's all over, Cersei's thoughts turn entirely to her unborn child. It's not about "who wins" the throne anymore. To her, the throne was merely her and her family's refuge, a refuge she held by committing countless evils in the name of protecting herself and those she loved. Now, all she knows is that she cannot let her unborn baby die, not here. She flees. She weeps for her child.

And even among all of this, the sound of the bells was only the moment the fear hit most of our characters. Others had fear take control of them slightly prior, but the bells served as the crossroads for those very fears nonetheless.

The moment fear took control of Jaime was one episode prior. By every observable metric, he was a changed man that had every intention of atoning for his past. But the moment Sansa told him that Cersei would be executed without him, that's when his fear took hold. He could not let the woman he'd loved his entire life, from the moment of their birth, die without him there. It was not a "reversal" or "squandering" of his character arc. He had indeed become a better man. But he was the only person to ever see that side of Cersei, and he was afraid to let it die. Even at the moment of he and Cersei's death, he tells her "it’s just us, that's all that matters". The fear made him realize that his memory of that love is all he would have been content with, and given familial love being the sole motivator for all of Cersei's sociopathy, it was literally his answer to her lifelong struggle.

Obviously, The Hound fears his brother. He knows this crossroads at King's Landing is his chance. He fears NOT getting revenge, and Arya thinks she shares this in common with him. So as a litmus test, he makes it as clear as he can to Arya: if you follow me down this path, you will die.

And despite all her talk, that is the moment the fear hits Arya. She doesn't want to die. She runs through the streets trying to escape, and in doing so finds that she doesn't want the people to die as well. Fear triggers her survival impulses, not just for herself, but for others as well. She's afraid to die. There's more she needs to do. There's more everyone needs to do.

And lastly, or firstly rather, seeing the crisis of "the bells" coming days in advance in true character fashion, Varys remains the person he's always been. He fears the wrong person being seated on the throne, one that leads by instilling this very fear in them at all, the fear that arises from fire and blood.

And that, my friends, is why this episode is brilliant. It is pure Game of Thrones. We're nothing but sacks of meat and blood, and some bone to keep it all standing. When life-or-death fear hits, we become our basest, most elemental selves, and no one is invulnerable.

TL;DR: Characters' arcs shift fast because the whole episode is about fear and who we reveal ourselves to be once that fear is put in us.
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Post by: agrajag on May 14, 2019, 05:53:53 PM
TLDR; version?
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Post by: Himu on May 14, 2019, 06:13:30 PM
Everyone gives in to their fear and most base selves.

I think the general sentiment going around now is that most people are fine with the overall plot strands but hate the execution and feel it's rushed. Everyone thinks it's rushed.
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Post by: agrajag on May 14, 2019, 06:18:30 PM
I think Arya's ark is BS. She spent years breaking herself down psychologically, reprogrammed herself to be a nameless cold blooded killer, only to become scared little Arya Stark in crucial moments. Yet she keeps falling upwards.

Btw, it seems to me that being a veteran in the battle against the army of the undead is a more stressful and PTSD-inducing experience. The northerners and dothraki sacking, pillaging and raping their way through King's Landing just seems like appropriate behavior for the time period.
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Post by: Nintex on May 14, 2019, 06:19:24 PM
I think Arya's ark is BS. She spent years breaking herself down psychologically, reprogrammed herself to be a nameless cold blooded killer, only to become scared little Arya Stark in crucial moments. Yet she keeps falling upwards.

Btw, it seems to me that being a veteran in the battle against the army of the undead is a more stressful and PTSD-inducing experience. The northerners and dothraki sacking, pillaging and raping their way through King's Landing just seems like appropriate behavior for the time period.
I believe the fire is the problem.

The starks are used to the cold but they don't do well in the south.

A song of Ice and Fire.  ;)
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Post by: agrajag on May 14, 2019, 06:21:24 PM
I think Arya's ark is BS. She spent years breaking herself down psychologically, reprogrammed herself to be a nameless cold blooded killer, only to become scared little Arya Stark in crucial moments. Yet she keeps falling upwards.

Btw, it seems to me that being a veteran in the battle against the army of the undead is a more stressful and PTSD-inducing experience. The northerners and dothraki sacking, pillaging and raping their way through King's Landing just seems like appropriate behavior for the time period.
I believe the fire is the problem.

The starks are used to the cold but they don't do well in the south.

A song of Ice and Fire.  ;)

There were dragons and lots of fire in Ep 3. Including a hostile zombie dragon.

Oh, and

https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/tv/a27472338/the-simpsons-game-of-thrones-prediction-daenerys-twist/
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 14, 2019, 06:23:08 PM


There were dragons and lots of fire i Ep 3. Including a hostile zombie dragon.



It‘s like when people go to Florida, it‘s not the heat that gets to you it‘s the humidity.
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Post by: agrajag on May 14, 2019, 06:24:32 PM


There were dragons and lots of fire i Ep 3. Including a hostile zombie dragon.



It‘s like when people go to Florida, it‘s not the heat that gets to you it‘s the humidity.

pro tip: you never get used to it
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Post by: Himu on May 14, 2019, 06:28:08 PM

Btw, it seems to me that being a veteran in the battle against the army of the undead is a more stressful and PTSD-inducing experience. The northerners and dothraki sacking, pillaging and raping their way through King's Landing just seems like appropriate behavior for the time period.

So you're saying that man is the real enemy and the real monster? Is that it?
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Post by: shosta on May 14, 2019, 06:30:53 PM
no because that's gay
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Post by: agrajag on May 14, 2019, 06:39:29 PM

Btw, it seems to me that being a veteran in the battle against the army of the undead is a more stressful and PTSD-inducing experience. The northerners and dothraki sacking, pillaging and raping their way through King's Landing just seems like appropriate behavior for the time period.

So you're saying that man is the real enemy and the real monster? Is that it?

That goes without saying, but what I'm getting at is that Jon is naive as fuck for :reeeee -ing about it. He must have had his head buried in the snow this entire time if he didn't realize that's the world he was living in.
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Post by: Himu on May 14, 2019, 06:50:15 PM

Btw, it seems to me that being a veteran in the battle against the army of the undead is a more stressful and PTSD-inducing experience. The northerners and dothraki sacking, pillaging and raping their way through King's Landing just seems like appropriate behavior for the time period.

So you're saying that man is the real enemy and the real monster? Is that it?

That goes without saying, but what I'm getting at is that Jon is naive as fuck for :reeeee -ing about it. He must have had his head buried in the snow this entire time if he didn't realize that's the world he was living in.

haha

the thing about jon is that he does the right thing even if it's hard, and tends to assume the best of people. The point I think is those values, much like how they subsisted within Ned, do not belong in a feudal war monarchy. But they're also values people desperately need to remember what goodness is like. That's the crux of his character. He's a man out of his element. His actions directly led to the sacking of KL by not taking up the crown and believing in Dany's goodness. The people of the north - his own men - who flaunted themselves as loyal only to the north even caved into their most human desires.

You're not wrong. But that's why I like him.

I truly believe he'll know what to do next ep.

(https://i.imgur.com/lKKrJYe.gif)

Make it come full circle bae.
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Post by: agrajag on May 14, 2019, 06:54:28 PM
Ned also naively thought that Dany was a little girl that posed no threat. Starks are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H9cQTB-n2w

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Post by: Himu on May 14, 2019, 06:56:39 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyqKWROjrq4&feature=youtu.be

Look at Dany's true character.

The breaker of chains is completely fine with Dothraki sacking KL and raping their women.

What a she-ro.
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Post by: agrajag on May 14, 2019, 07:13:55 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KoScPK00P0

Cindi, thoughts on this video? (it's about premature ejacu resolution). I think it raises some good points.
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Post by: Himu on May 14, 2019, 07:20:00 PM
I mean, season 8 does fail.

:idont

So does season 7.

Season 6 was the last good season imo.
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Post by: agrajag on May 14, 2019, 07:26:33 PM
He's 100% right, Arya killing the Night King really served no purpose other than fan service and spectacle.
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Post by: agrajag on May 14, 2019, 07:42:54 PM
Season 7 was fine.

However, people satisfied with Season 8 make less sense to me than the insane people who think TLJ was a great film.

I have great news for you. With D&D directing new Star Wars, those two groups can now be one and the same!
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Post by: Steve Contra on May 14, 2019, 08:10:50 PM
I liked this episode, but this whole plotline was rushed and it feels a little empty. Dany going wildcard was always a possibility, and lots of folks are  pretending it wasn't.
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Post by: agrajag on May 14, 2019, 10:07:48 PM
https://www.abacusnews.com/digital-life/chinese-viewers-hail-lord-varys-game-thrones-true-communist/article/3010013

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One user on Zhihu drafted a speech for King Jon Snow's theoretical inauguration ceremony. “Comrade Varys’s life is a life of glory and honor… The suffering he has been through laid ground for his dream to seek welfare for the people and the country.”

The speech continues: “Before he was arrested, Comrade Varys took off all his rings, and for the first and last time, proved himself a member of the proletariat.”

 :chinacry
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Post by: Steve Contra on May 14, 2019, 10:48:55 PM
I liked this episode, but this whole plotline was rushed and it feels a little empty. Dany going wildcard was always a possibility, and lots of folks are  pretending it wasn't.

Sure, but Anakin turning to the Dark Side was an absolute certainty, and the problem was that it was executed like shit. However, Dany's turn makes Anakin's look like Walter White's.
Dany's look of rage on Drogon was more convincing than anything in the prequels.
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Post by: agrajag on May 14, 2019, 10:55:39 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY7uvjj4UwI

 :lol

people who keep defending the writing need to be beat over the head with "Dany's not her father, she's not insane, she's not a sadist, she's one of the good Targaryans" (https://youtu.be/QY7uvjj4UwI?t=49)
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Post by: shosta on May 14, 2019, 10:58:04 PM
Get new writers and redo the last season as two good ones. Just do it.
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Post by: Boredfrom on May 14, 2019, 10:59:12 PM
I liked this episode, but this whole plotline was rushed and it feels a little empty. Dany going wildcard was always a possibility, and lots of folks are  pretending it wasn't.

Sure, but Anakin turning to the Dark Side was an absolute certainty, and the problem was that it was executed like shit. However, Dany's turn makes Anakin's look like Walter White's.
Dany's look of rage on Drogon was more convincing than anything in the prequels.

That is not a compliment.
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Post by: agrajag on May 14, 2019, 11:35:08 PM
Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』
6 days ago
What you were hoping from the show:
Creepy psycho Lovecraftian eyepatch Pirate that may or may not have Eldritch horrors
What you got from the show:
Pirate Bam Margera with plot armor and teleporting aimbot ships
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Post by: Himu on May 14, 2019, 11:39:44 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY7uvjj4UwI

 :lol

people who keep defending the writing need to be beat over the head with "Dany's not her father, she's not insane, she's not a sadist, she's one of the good Targaryans" (https://youtu.be/QY7uvjj4UwI?t=49)

wait, the directors said that? lmao
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Post by: agrajag on May 15, 2019, 12:46:23 AM
https://io9.gizmodo.com/george-r-r-martin-hits-back-at-rumors-saying-hes-alrea-1834749482

Quote from: GURM


All of a sudden this crazy story about my finishing The Winds of Winter and A Dream of Spring years ago is popping up everywhere. No, I am not going to provide links. I don’t want to reward purveyors of misinformation with hits.

I will, however, say for the record—no, The Winds of Winter and A Dream of Spring are not finished. Dream is not even begun; I am not going to start writing volume seven until I finish volume six.

It seems absurd to me that I need to state this. The world is round, the Earth revolves around the sun, water is wet…do I need to say that too? It boggles me that anyone would believe this story, even for an instant. It makes not a whit of sense. Why would I sit for years on completed novels? Why would my publishers—not just here in the US, but all around the world—ever consent to this? They make millions and millions of dollars every time a new Ice & Fire book comes out, as do I. Delaying makes no sense. Why would HBO want the books delayed? The books help create interest in the show, just as the show creates interest in the books.

 :success
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Post by: brawndolicious on May 15, 2019, 02:00:26 AM
Serious question, what did you guys expect Dany to do after she took over King's Landing?

Everyone who believes they deserved to be ruler due to any birthright would inevitably sacrifice innocents towards getting or keeping the throne. Jon is the opposite and therefore would make a great ruler. They really hammered this in for like the last 5 seasons at least.

With Dany, I see someone who enlists the help of both the Dothraki and slaves in order to get what she wants. Even if that requires a ton of civilian deaths. Burning King's Landing is meant to be a message to anyone else who would defy her claim. It always seemed to me that Dany's only motivation was revenge.

Maybe I'm missing something that was spelled out in an earlier season or in the books, but what did the people who hate this episode expect Dany to do after she took over?
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Post by: bluemax on May 15, 2019, 02:26:33 AM
I think one popular fan theory was always that she'd get pregnant from Jon, die from the pregnancy and Jon would faff off beyond the wall or something because he's part zombie or whatever. Then their Targ baby would be raised by a council of cool dudes from characters who didn't die. The end.

They all got hung up on the bittersweet ending and forgot about the master of subversion!
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Post by: Raist on May 15, 2019, 02:37:48 AM
Season 7 was fine.

However, people satisfied with Season 8 make less sense to me than the insane people who think TLJ was a great film.

I have great news for you. With D&D directing new Star Wars, those two groups can now be one and the same!

I'm really hoping they get Lindelof on board too, for maximum fuckery.
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Post by: shosta on May 15, 2019, 02:40:37 AM
Lindelof is busy ruining Watchmen for now!
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Post by: Raist on May 15, 2019, 02:41:13 AM
Why do you always have to ruin one's dreams.
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Post by: Momo on May 15, 2019, 02:58:08 AM
dont let your dreams become memes
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Post by: VomKriege on May 15, 2019, 04:46:17 AM
These dudes really bailed on GOT (to the point of straight up rushing a season just to get it over with, at the expense of the writing and 7 years of build, with HBO begging them to do more), which was only growing in popularity and could have gone on basically infinitely with more and more money each year, for Star Wars, which hit critical mass and has had diminishing returns 3 movies in a row?

 :neogaf

Guys might have been a bit spent after writing 8 years of the same stuff in a potentially high pressure / deadline driven environment. And maybe didn't want to just be the Thrones dudes.
:yeshrug

And that offer from Disney/Lucasfilm/Star Wars was up for grabs then, probably not for an indefinite time.

Arguably it's the smart move to get that next golden gig while you're hot. Adding more seasons wasn't a guarantee that the ending would have been better received.

The real failure was on the part of HBO's brass for not putting their foot down. They should have given D&D an ultimatum: finish the show with two full seasons, or get replaced as showrunners. If you'd rather be on Star Wars, there's the door.

Without being privy to the different deals in place, it's difficult to assess what HBO could or could not do here.
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Post by: VomKriege on May 15, 2019, 04:55:16 AM
DP
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Post by: agrajag on May 15, 2019, 05:05:49 AM
What did I expect Dany to do when she wins? Rule like Aegon the conqueror? Rule like she did Mereen? I don't know, I didn't map out an entire fanfic plot in my head I wanted the show to follow, I'm not a writer.
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Post by: agrajag on May 15, 2019, 05:18:40 AM
https://youtu.be/Mt9uQQjPRw0

good review
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Post by: Don Rumata on May 15, 2019, 05:48:51 AM
"Dany's not her father, she's not insane, she's not a sadist, she's one of the good Targaryans"[/url]
Bobby Baratheon: "The only good Targaryen, is a dead Targaryen."  8)

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Post by: agrajag on May 15, 2019, 09:02:26 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvRDXZqczhY

this video really nails how I feel about this season

https://youtu.be/qvRDXZqczhY?t=844 (https://youtu.be/qvRDXZqczhY?t=844)


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And so now the show doesn't feel like it's ending in the natural way it's always unfolded. And worse yet, now subversive moments like a dragon being shot out of the sky don't feel earned or shocking, they feel frustrating because we can see it was only done to serve the plot, to limit Daenerys's capabilities for the final battle. Just like when the Dothraki were foolishly sent charging into the darkness against the army of the dead, it was actually done just to serve to story, to thin out their numbers for the coming battle at King's Landing. It was done or future drama, not because it made any sense in the moment and this is all happening because they now working backwards. They've come up with an ending to the story and they now need to aim everything in that direction instead instead of letting the characters move about as they would normally and letting events unfold in their natural way.

Similarly to how the Iron Fleet and the giant crossbows are this big threat in one episode, and not even a factor in the next. It's just all so cheap. It's all spectacle.
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on May 15, 2019, 09:30:39 AM
I can't imagine a less appealing video thumbnail.
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Post by: toku on May 15, 2019, 10:50:52 AM
https://twitter.com/hyenasandgin/status/1128439540098715648
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Post by: Himu on May 15, 2019, 11:24:56 AM
http://www.twitter.com/HunterxHunter56/status/1128513128923324416

http://www.twitter.com/HunterxHunter56/status/1128502047668568064

http://www.twitter.com/anthal_yogesh/status/1128466296536879106

VARYS DA GAWD

http://www.twitter.com/cerseilannistr/status/1128419276552056832

http://www.twitter.com/Luvvie/status/1128458158622613504

http://www.twitter.com/harryjaen/status/1128504032006266880
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Post by: Himu on May 15, 2019, 11:31:49 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/vL9jUFN.jpg)
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 15, 2019, 12:26:57 PM
Anyone have a link to that post where all the foreshadowing is laid bare? re dany?
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Post by: agrajag on May 15, 2019, 01:17:11 PM
https://youtu.be/5d6L3lg7ZRU

what a horrible monster that was ready to indiscriminently burn down innocent women and children at any moment! It's all there in the books, this ending is all according to Keikaku! The signs were there she was a mad titan all along!

 :lol
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Post by: shosta on May 15, 2019, 01:25:18 PM
isn't that passage evidence of her being prone to acting on her passions against better advice
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Post by: agrajag on May 15, 2019, 01:29:59 PM
it's evidence of her not viewing people as expendable fodder and of her having empathy.
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Post by: Himu on May 15, 2019, 01:32:03 PM
Here we are, a book fan, asking if Dany is a bad person. A Song of Ice and Fire isn't not about bad people. There are very few actual bad people in this story. Ramsay, Joffrey, and arguably Tywin. She is not bad, but she's certainly not good.
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Post by: Himu on May 15, 2019, 01:35:15 PM
it's evidence of her not viewing people as expendable fodder and of her having empathy.

It also shows her inability to rule wisely and her impulsiveness.

Why are we even comparing book Dany to tv Dany? Haven't we all accepted that the books aren't the tv show? Why is he comparing tv Dany to the book Dany in season 8? He should have gotten used to this by now.

But nope. gotta make another bitch vid. This guy has made four videos in the past three days. He's a little bitch.
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Post by: agrajag on May 15, 2019, 01:35:35 PM
after re-reading (listening) to that passage, do you believe that gleefully committing genocide is in her character?

edit: why compare them? Because of people like you saying "this ending is SO GRRM, he planned her to burn everything down all along" duh
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Post by: shosta on May 15, 2019, 01:41:56 PM
She probably will feel remorse in the next episode. If you think she was gleefully burning King's Landing down you should rewatch Missandei's execution.
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Post by: agrajag on May 15, 2019, 01:41:57 PM
all my posts combined are shorter than your one long ass carepost, riopogi!

 :sheik
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Post by: agrajag on May 15, 2019, 01:43:13 PM
She probably will feel remorse in the next episode. If you think she was gleefully burning King's Landing down you should rewatch Missandei's execution.

are you saying she mentaly snapped?
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Post by: agrajag on May 15, 2019, 01:44:43 PM
all my posts combined are shorter than your one long ass carepost, riopogi!

 :sheik

How many hours of videos have you watched in the last day about this?  lol

probably a couple, I watch a lot of youtube and the algo keeps recommending me GoT videos
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Post by: Himu on May 15, 2019, 01:46:14 PM
after re-reading (listening) to that passage, do you believe that gleefully committing genocide is in her character?

Absolutely. The problem with this passage is that it's taken out of context as if it's made in a bubble. And yet here's Dany's final chapter. In A Dance With Dragons Dany goes from caring for the people to marinating herself with her power and heritage. By the end of the novel she has resolved herself to not bother herself with the petty lives of the common people. "What was even that Meereneese girls name? I am the blood of the dragon."

You know what? I'm going to retire the "mad queen" phrase going forward because it does injustice to her character.

However, Dany has shown in both mediums to be capable of much cruelty. Almost as much as the goodness she's capable of bearing. This is why she is compelling.
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Post by: Himu on May 15, 2019, 01:47:35 PM
Here we are, a book fan, asking if Dany is a bad person. A Song of Ice and Fire isn't not about bad people. There are very few actual bad people in this story. Ramsay, Joffrey, and arguably Tywin. She is not bad, but she's certainly not good.

"Arguably" Tywin?

Directly responsible for wanton rape and murder.  Horrific abuse to his own children.  I reminded someone the other day who had forgotten about Tyrion's first wife; that story tells you exactly what kind of man Tywin was...

What's the "argument," that he thought the definition of a "good man" was doing literally whatever it took to make his family - the ones he liked anyway - stronger?  All that is is a motive. 

Monsters almost never think they're monsters.  There are total monsters everywhere in this crapsack setting; the difference between Tywin and the others you might list off is just that he was the most calculating and intelligent monster.

I say arguably because while I personally think he's a bad man, I still struggle to place him on the same footing as Ramsay or Joffrey. But you're right. I'll add Roose Bolton to the list.
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Post by: agrajag on May 15, 2019, 01:49:45 PM
lol there are a shitload of "bad people," Cindi.  Sir Gregor? His whole possee? The Torturer, Dick Twister, Biter, Rorge, etc.
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Post by: Himu on May 15, 2019, 01:52:35 PM
Most of those aren't major characters.

In any case I still do not like using "good guys" and "bad guys" in reference to anyone in this story and asking if Daenerys is a bad person is a stupid question in a series where a man like Jaime Lannister can show depth after thinking he's a villain.
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Post by: agrajag on May 15, 2019, 01:55:00 PM
The Mountain is a major character. Lord Frey, the Mad King himself, Euron, etc. etc.
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Post by: shosta on May 15, 2019, 01:55:05 PM
are you saying she mentaly snapped?
It was a (war) crime of passion.
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Post by: Himu on May 15, 2019, 01:55:43 PM
The Mountain is a major character. Lord Frey, the Mad King himself, Euron, etc. etc.

The point was that truly bad people are, much like in life, very, very rare in ASOIAF/GOT. Not that they don't exist.
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Post by: team filler on May 15, 2019, 02:18:07 PM
https://twitter.com/TVGuide/status/1128698197357092865
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Post by: team filler on May 15, 2019, 02:43:21 PM
https://twitter.com/espn/status/1127728277924265984
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 15, 2019, 03:02:59 PM
My god y’all putting more thought and energy into this than the show runners
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Post by: brawndolicious on May 15, 2019, 03:38:59 PM
What did I expect Dany to do when she wins? Rule like Aegon the conqueror? Rule like she did Mereen? I don't know, I didn't map out an entire fanfic plot in my head I wanted the show to follow, I'm not a writer.

I mean, her conquest of slave cities was entirely through using fear and power. She never formed an alliance with anybody unless it was to defeat a bigger enemy. She's just not the diplomat type.

When she gets to King's Landing, there are no more enemies left, so she solidifies her power. The writing could be better to prepare for that, but I don't think that burning King's Landing is some unusually evil thing to do. If anything, the point is probably to make you think about whether Dany was just like every other asshole in the world.
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Post by: agrajag on May 15, 2019, 03:49:41 PM
maybe if the writing was good, there would be no confusion over her going insane or solidifying her power.

Besides, the whole city was already cowering in fear. It wasn't Jon's army the Golden Company laid down their swords for. It was Dany on her dragon single handedly obliterating the Iron Fleet and destroying walls and battlements like a wrecking ball. They were already filled with fear. Of her. There was zero need to burn women and children. If she wanted to cap it off with an exclamation point, destroying the Red Keep with the Cersei inside would have sufficed.

And it's hardly pragmatic to utterly raze the entire capital city that you are going to have to spend millions of man hours and unthinkable amounts of Westerosi currency rebuilding.
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Post by: Himu on May 15, 2019, 03:56:24 PM
maybe if the writing was good, there would be no confusion over her going insane or solidifying her power.

Maybe if you'd wait till the next episode you would find out.

I said days ago: you don't even see her face during the sack. You have no idea. All you can literally do is wait. This discussion is pointless now and has been for days. Every argument has been pulled, every juncture seen. Your judgement, however valid, is completely premature.

I've shat on this show more than anyone here besides maybe Glen, and look at what you wrote dude.

"there would be no confusion over her going insane or solidifying her power. "

Regarding a penultimate episode where we don't even see her reaction.

Sit down, cool your jets, and wait for the final episode.

This entire discussion is exhausted. Fuck.
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Post by: agrajag on May 15, 2019, 04:01:43 PM
bro the writers are literally spelling it out for you that she's gone nuts. Not only in their commentary, but with "every Targ is a coin flip." People are ignoring that and coming up with their own motives that make slightly more sense (but still not completely, as I laid out above). The writers spelled out for you that Jaime still loves Cersei and went to be with her. You chose to ignore them and claim it's a "misdirection" and called everyone who disagreed with you dummies who don't know good storytellin'. You were wrong. When the writers outright tell me something, I believe them.

 :yeshrug
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Post by: Himu on May 15, 2019, 04:17:28 PM
Oh, I believe that she's nuts.
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Post by: agrajag on May 15, 2019, 04:19:23 PM
ok, that's it. No more from me in this thread except for memes until S6.

 :rejoice
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Post by: Himu on May 15, 2019, 04:24:51 PM
In any case, I believe she's nuts (she has shown she's does not care for the blood of innocents before) but I also think it's a fear based tactic. After all," let it be fear."
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Post by: agrajag on May 15, 2019, 04:26:31 PM
nope, not gonna rope me back in
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Post by: Himu on May 15, 2019, 04:27:45 PM
I'm not.
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 15, 2019, 04:36:08 PM
maybe if the writing was good, there would be no confusion over her going insane or solidifying her power.

Besides, the whole city was already cowering in fear. It wasn't Jon's army the Golden Company laid down their swords for. It was Dany on her dragon single handedly obliterating the Iron Fleet and destroying walls and battlements like a wrecking ball. They were already filled with fear. Of her. There was zero need to burn women and children. If she wanted to cap it off with an exclamation point, destroying the Red Keep with the Cersei inside would have sufficed.

And it's hardly pragmatic to utterly raze the entire capital city that you are going to have to spend millions of man hours and unthinkable amounts of Westerosi currency rebuilding.

rebuilding? Why?

Why would you want to live there?
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Post by: agrajag on May 15, 2019, 04:38:10 PM
why wouldn't you?
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 15, 2019, 04:39:22 PM
I just felt like she didn't really give a fuck about the actual city at this point

aww you edited your comment :(
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Post by: agrajag on May 15, 2019, 04:41:02 PM
yes her motivations have seemed to change in the span of one episode because Tormund snubbed her at an awards ceremony, while her entire life mission was laser focused on the singular goal of reclaiming the crown and ruling, not going on a nihilistic killing spree.

I edited because I misread your wording.
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 15, 2019, 05:06:25 PM
Her entire life was ruling, that doesn't mean she has to rule from that particular city.

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Post by: Himu on May 15, 2019, 05:10:31 PM
Agrajag, I was talking on the phone for work while chatting earlier.

Anyways, my point wasn't directed towards you specifically. My point was that many people are like,"WHAT IS HER MOTIVATION?!!?!?" and using that as a criticism of the episode when you don't even see her face during the sack. It's like, wait till the next episode?
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Post by: Himu on May 15, 2019, 05:17:32 PM
Like as flawed as the writing is this season...

Lots of folks are fully on board the idea that because you don't know her motivation it equates to bad writing. It's like some people have forgotten how to watch a tv show.

Criticism is fine. But when you're all,"we don't know her motivation for this and therefore it's bad" it makes me wonder if some people have forgotten how to watch a tv show that airs week to week rather than something they binge.
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Post by: Himu on May 15, 2019, 05:25:47 PM
Why are you guys paying attention to anything the showrunners even say?
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Post by: agrajag on May 15, 2019, 05:31:09 PM
haha, fuck you reeotous
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Post by: Himu on May 15, 2019, 05:32:33 PM
He’s ignored every post about her possible motivations.

Like her very clearly spelled out belief that the people will want Jon as King.

Whether she needed to burn down the entire city or not to make people too scared to go that route is besides the point, it’s a pretty obvious set up for a motivation.  She also may not have needed to crucify people or burn them alive but she did.  Including people she found out were innocent and didn’t give 2 shits about.

But I guess she’s been completely sane and purely good for 8 and a half seasons and this sudden heal turn is shocking because the show runners claimed she was good in some interview a while back.

Even fear probably won't fully cover it. Creating fear can't be the sole factor for going street by street and burning every person alive. She was ready to execute anyone who betrayed her father in the past, especially Jaime. Revenge has been on her mind a lot. That, and entitlement. Which is why I say wait for the next episode. There's multiple things leading to this.
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Post by: El Babua on May 15, 2019, 09:30:50 PM
https://youtu.be/5d6L3lg7ZRU

what a horrible monster that was ready to indiscriminently burn down innocent women and children at any moment! It's all there in the books, this ending is all according to Keikaku! The signs were there she was a mad titan all along!

 :lol


Having skipped all the posts following this, I'll say that Dany still has a savior complex going on here, despite her kindness to those suffering. She's also shown a tendency to deliver tremendous suffering on those who she felt has wronged her, in many more cases in the books compared to the show. The final chapter of ADWD may be GRRM setting up her turn.

https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/bnzlv7/spoilers_main_daenerys_x_adwd_in_light_of_8x05/

Consider this, you have a motivated Daenerys fresh off liberating Essos of slavery arriving in Westeros with her army, slave soldiers, and (book wise, anyway) Red Priests calling her Azhor Ahai, the savior. She finds success in the Fire and Blood mentality by destroying the slave trade in Essos and being held up as a savior coming home to see her birthright snatched by some kid calling himself Aegon VI. He's considered the savior of the realm deposing Cersei, and Lannister tyranny. He has allies all throughout the realm, from Dorne, the Stormlands, and probably the Reach as well. Totally store Khaleesi's thunder. She's seen as a foreigner with a foreign army that will only bring more suffering as Winter only gets worse and worse. (I'm pretty sure GRRM won't forget Winter am i right)

I can see Dany being like, "You want to see what a real Targaryen looks like?" to them.
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Post by: agrajag on May 15, 2019, 09:37:53 PM
Meh. I don't want to keep going in circles, but nothing you have brought up suggests her suddenly mowing down tens, if not hundreds of thousands of innocent people. Nothing in the show or the books establishes that she would do that. But it seems we will never come to a head on this, so it's a pointless debate. I could see the outcome ending up being similar in the book when GRRM gets around to it, but it will likely be mass casualties of war. I suspect stuff that doesn't make sense here will make sense in the book.
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Post by: shosta on May 15, 2019, 09:38:47 PM
nope, not gonna rope me back in
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Post by: Himu on May 15, 2019, 09:39:12 PM
A lot of stories don’t work on the show without fAegon.

For example Cersei lasting this long is what has made Jaime’s story end the way it did.
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Post by: agrajag on May 15, 2019, 09:40:15 PM
Shosta, if people keep @ing me, I must be given a chance to respond.  ::)

the only one I will not engage with is reeeotous, that disingenuous fuck
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Post by: Mandark on May 15, 2019, 09:45:11 PM
Meh. I don't want to keep going in circles, but nothing you have brought up suggests her suddenly mowing down tens, if not hundreds of thousands of innocent people. Nothing in the show or the books establishes that she would do that.

She yells something about burning cities to the ground like once a season. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Post by: agrajag on May 15, 2019, 09:46:02 PM
That's a figure of speech.  ;)
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Post by: agrajag on May 15, 2019, 09:47:54 PM
you never threaten to burn people's cities to the ground when they cross you? I do it all the time
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Post by: mormapope on May 15, 2019, 10:05:05 PM
I found a very NSFW spoiler pic for the series finale.

This is a huge spoiler and NSFW.


 :nsfw :nsfw  :nsfw
spoiler (click to show/hide)
(https://us.rule34.xxx//images/1892/e1872f41e51f7fbbd996377a7329b6dc.png?2867355)
[close]

Winter is nothing compared to this!
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Post by: bluemax on May 16, 2019, 01:39:56 AM
It seems like all Daeny has said this season is how throne is her birthright and nothing about how she will be a good queen or change the world.  The show hasn't really been subtle about her change in attitude for awhile.
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Post by: Raist on May 16, 2019, 01:53:19 AM
Daenerys is trash, been since the beginning (book or show). She's second only to Sansa.
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Post by: team filler on May 16, 2019, 02:11:25 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaWo2C-3It4


Quote
PuppetBeast
juego de haciendas:

Stark= Los Estrada de Hacienda Las Nieves del Norte
Lannister= Los Linares de Hacienda Castillo de Roca
Baratheon= Los Barraza de Hacienda Tierra Tormentosa
Arryn= Los Arriaga de Hacienda Las Aguilas del Valle
Tully= Los Tellez de Hacienda Los Rios
Tyrell= Los Toledo de Hacienda La Rosa del Altiplano
Martell= Los Martinez de Hacienda Las Lanzas
Greyjoy= Los Grijalva de Hacienda Las Islas de Hierro
Targaryen=Los Torres de Hacienda Los Dragones

King's Landing= Guadalajara, Jalisco

Dothraki=Tribus del norte de Mexico

the night watch= la guardia charra

the night king: Tlatoani oscuro o algun antepasado de Trump

white walkers= momias de Tenochtitlan

fe de los siete: iglesia catolica

culto al dios ahogado: adoracion a Tlaloc

Señor de la luz: Huitzilopochtli

el dios de muchos rostros: santa muerte

Niños del bosque: Aluxes

mother of dragons= madre de las serpientes

the prince that was promised: El charro que fue prometido
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Post by: agrajag on May 16, 2019, 09:34:53 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlUEgo9Pii0
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Post by: agrajag on May 16, 2019, 09:50:46 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma-EW7D9Wgs
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Post by: Brehvolution on May 16, 2019, 10:20:00 AM
As someone who didn't read the books, I'm not sure what all the fuss is about.   :doge
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 16, 2019, 10:32:08 AM
As someone who didn't read the books, I'm not sure what all the fuss is about.   :doge

Thousands of parents who named their kid Khaleesi now having to look into options to change their legal name.
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Post by: Brehvolution on May 16, 2019, 10:42:51 AM
Still better than Brayden, Kayden, Jaidan, or Aidan.  :yeshrug
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Post by: team filler on May 16, 2019, 01:50:35 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/pz8rxXc.jpg)
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 16, 2019, 02:17:38 PM
 ??? yes hilarious memes please post more im laughing so hard right now
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Post by: team filler on May 16, 2019, 02:23:53 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/mNL4E7o.jpg)
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: team filler on May 16, 2019, 02:24:30 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/NalMeUo.jpg)
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Post by: Nintex on May 16, 2019, 05:21:02 PM
(https://i.redd.it/9obvjpn79jy21.jpg)

(https://external-preview.redd.it/g7sePWOtU48t6f2wx9l0_4xZUpF2CXPUYKNa9Dv1wA4.jpg?auto=webp&s=6d9363282f968c130f8920035be2f39ceae26fa2)
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Post by: team filler on May 16, 2019, 05:44:12 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Y7KaSs3.jpg)
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: team filler on May 16, 2019, 05:44:42 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/bPBeN7m.jpg)
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Himu on May 16, 2019, 06:12:09 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/NalMeUo.jpg)

the replies to this tweet are hilarious

https://twitter.com/ihatefritos/status/1128369518030364672

https://twitter.com/teflond0nna/status/1128352662557286403

he never said it was an actual deliberate allegory

https://twitter.com/CentreNothing/status/1128243544043532288

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Post by: agrajag on May 16, 2019, 06:23:07 PM
Valyrians not colonizers? FOH  :lol
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: shosta on May 16, 2019, 07:43:30 PM
Get new writers and redo the last season as two good ones. Just do it.
https://www.change.org/p/hbo-remake-game-of-thrones-season-8-with-competent-writers
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Momo on May 17, 2019, 12:50:45 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mlNyqhnc1M

PJSalt
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Himu on May 17, 2019, 01:41:16 AM
i think the problem is that they definitely did steps 1-7. But they missed out on steps 8 and 9 and went straight to 10. Dany didn't do something morally questionable prior to this so it falls flat for some. Again a casualty to the shorter episode length. I think if they showed the journey to King's Landing, with them stopping over at, I don't know, the Riverlands and Dany demanding piety while also claiming to be a liberator and ending up burning people who don't bend the knee - not soldiers, not lords, but civilians - it would be that "oh shit" moment that would have led to proper build up. Instead, they teleported around the map and the character development suffered.

Because right now a lot of people saying this is out of character are saying her past kills are justified. She needs that one morally questionable kill before the big bang. To me, that morally questionable kill is burning the Tarley's. But many of her defenders consider that justified between they wouldn't bend the knee during wartime.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: VomKriege on May 17, 2019, 04:20:26 AM
Remind me of how they ruined Sugar Cane Throne with Napo trying to re-enslave the population. WTF, totally inconsistent !
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: agrajag on May 17, 2019, 05:04:34 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mlNyqhnc1M

PJSalt

saw this video too, it's good but I didn't want to post it and maki riotous go

:reeeee
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Momo on May 17, 2019, 05:16:43 AM
never be afraid to mine salt borne of salt borne of salt :rejoice
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Don Rumata on May 17, 2019, 07:26:50 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mlNyqhnc1M

PJSalt
You'd have to pay me actual money for me to click on a video from a channel called "trope anatomy", tbqh.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: MMaRsu on May 17, 2019, 07:49:05 AM
https://youtu.be/Zb-RVIETRCE

Never saw this but its awesome
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: TEEEPO on May 17, 2019, 10:04:46 AM
youtube was a mistake
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: agrajag on May 17, 2019, 11:15:12 AM
no one is saying she's not been nuts dumdum, people are saying that spontaneously burning down an entire city of innocent peasants is out of character.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Nintex on May 17, 2019, 01:51:36 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cio94gfchaY

Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: shosta on May 17, 2019, 01:53:41 PM
no one is saying she's not been nuts dumdum, people are saying that spontaneously burning down an entire city of innocent peasants is out of character.
https://youtu.be/s3bksUSPB4c
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Himu on May 17, 2019, 02:02:36 PM
GUYS

Two

More

Days

Till the last episode of Game of Thrones! We will be free from GRRM!!!
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 17, 2019, 02:09:00 PM
*


*until the shitty spin offs
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Himu on May 17, 2019, 02:16:50 PM
*


*until the shitty spin offs

:confused

No, we will still be free from GRRM’s incomplete story.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: agrajag on May 17, 2019, 02:21:44 PM
GUYS

Two

More

Days

Till the last episode of Game of Thrones! We will be free from D&D!!!

ftfy

and I have no wish to be free from GRRM until he finishes his homework.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Himu on May 17, 2019, 02:37:30 PM
GUYS

Two

More

Days

Till the last episode of Game of Thrones! We will be free from D&D!!!

ftfy

and I have no wish to be free from GRRM until he finishes his homework.

I’ll admit that I’m more hyped for Winds than ever!
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Nola on May 17, 2019, 03:05:04 PM
no one is saying she's not been nuts dumdum, people are saying that spontaneously burning down an entire city of innocent peasants is out of character.

I think the fact it has been a week and the entire fanbase is divided to the point of essays and YouTube videos about whether the character development presented to the audience adequately established the motive's for her decision says all that needs to be said about whether D & D actually developed the character effectively or stuck this landing with the story.







Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: MMaRsu on May 17, 2019, 03:14:59 PM
More like a fraction of the fanbase can't get over the fact that these aren't the fucking books, and some corners have to be cut to make it within these seven seasons.

People literally talking about and debating if dragonfire can tear down stone walls..

Who fucking cares honestly. It's an enjoyable tv show, not the word of god.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: agrajag on May 17, 2019, 03:17:11 PM
 :bow Nola :bow2
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Don Rumata on May 17, 2019, 03:17:25 PM
GUYS

Two

More

Days

Till the last episode of Game of Thrones! We will be free from GRRM!!!
Never been that hyped for GoT, to be honest, my peak was probably around season 3 or 4, but then i just followed it through inertia.
I'm curious to see how they resolve the Dany thing now, but not much beyond that.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Himu on May 17, 2019, 04:00:57 PM
Quote
The only way an entire season of “Game of Thrones” appears overnight is if you ignore it. And for about eight years and seven seasons that’s what I did. I thought I was being principled. The show started in 2011, deep in President Obama’s first term, and a feudal fantasy seemed like a complacent retreat. Whatever progress was supposed to look like, it seemed unlikely to be happening in this show’s fictional country of Westeros. But I also didn’t want to repeat the work I had already tried to do with other bleak, saga television, like “The Walking Dead.” Other people were going to have to watch the show for me.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/16/arts/television/binge-watch-game-of-thrones.html

(https://i.imgur.com/GPleFGe.gif)
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: nachobro on May 17, 2019, 06:22:19 PM
GUYS

Two

More

Days

Till the last episode of Game of Thrones! We will be free from GRRM!!!

i'll never be free cause he's never gonna finish the goddamn books
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Nintex on May 17, 2019, 07:07:38 PM
The more you look at the lore, the more the following theory makes sense.

For the finale D&D asked George "Who wins the Game of Thrones?"
And he said: "Isn't it obvious Littlefinger is the protagonist. He set everything in motion, made every move and started nearly every war. From the murder of John Arryn, the Betrayal of Ned, the feud between the Lannisters and the Starks, the alliance between the Lannisters and the Tyrels(that finished off Stannis) to telling the Faith Militant that Cersei had commited a sin.". Varys said: "A man with no morals, he'd stand to be king of the ashes"

"Oops we killed him last season because it looked cool"
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: daemon on May 17, 2019, 07:14:26 PM
i think the problem is that they definitely did steps 1-7. But they missed out on steps 8 and 9 and went straight to 10. Dany didn't do something morally questionable prior to this so it falls flat for some. Again a casualty to the shorter episode length. I think if they showed the journey to King's Landing, with them stopping over at, I don't know, the Riverlands and Dany demanding piety while also claiming to be a liberator and ending up burning people who don't bend the knee - not soldiers, not lords, but civilians - it would be that "oh shit" moment that would have led to proper build up. Instead, they teleported around the map and the character development suffered.

Because right now a lot of people saying this is out of character are saying her past kills are justified. She needs that one morally questionable kill before the big bang. To me, that morally questionable kill is burning the Tarley's. But many of her defenders consider that justified between they wouldn't bend the knee during wartime.

Dany: I want to burn things for my throne
Tyrion:You probably shouldn't
Dany: Advisor said I shouldn't do it so I won't do it

*Advisor loses 3 alliances and a significant portion of her fleet*

Tyrion: When you hear the bells pls stop
Dany:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D5QFPhGW0AAEeYW.jpg)

PS: she's not mad, she realized she can only go the usurper way, which means gaining the throne by bloodshed.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Himu on May 17, 2019, 07:16:19 PM
i think the problem is that they definitely did steps 1-7. But they missed out on steps 8 and 9 and went straight to 10. Dany didn't do something morally questionable prior to this so it falls flat for some. Again a casualty to the shorter episode length. I think if they showed the journey to King's Landing, with them stopping over at, I don't know, the Riverlands and Dany demanding piety while also claiming to be a liberator and ending up burning people who don't bend the knee - not soldiers, not lords, but civilians - it would be that "oh shit" moment that would have led to proper build up. Instead, they teleported around the map and the character development suffered.

Because right now a lot of people saying this is out of character are saying her past kills are justified. She needs that one morally questionable kill before the big bang. To me, that morally questionable kill is burning the Tarley's. But many of her defenders consider that justified between they wouldn't bend the knee during wartime.

Dany: I want to burn things for my throne
Tyrion:You probably shouldn't
Dany: Advisor said I shouldn't do it so I won't do it

*Advisor loses 3 alliances and a significant portion of her fleet*

Tyrion: When you hear the bells pls stop
Dany:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D5QFPhGW0AAEeYW.jpg)

PS: she's not mad, she realized she can only go the usurper way, which means gaining the throne by bloodshed.

I’m not saying I agree with them. Just that their criticism makes sense.

Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: team filler on May 17, 2019, 07:19:50 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/VypkHFT.jpg)
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: daemon on May 17, 2019, 07:21:58 PM
I’m not saying I agree with them. Just that their criticism makes sense.

I think we've had plenty of morally questionable deaths by Dany. She comes to any place, gathers absolutely zero intel about it and wants to "do justice" by punishing innocent people. Right now Dany despises the commoners of KL for not understanding all her sacrifice for humankind. And on her last cry for help before doing something she would've rather avoided, Jon went all "m'lady" on her, meaning the isolation was complete.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Himu on May 17, 2019, 08:08:19 PM
I agree. That doesn’t mean it also wasn’t rushed too.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: agrajag on May 17, 2019, 08:44:29 PM
look at this johnny come lately motherfucker
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: team filler on May 17, 2019, 09:24:05 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/fb7Cfs8.jpg)
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: daemon on May 17, 2019, 09:41:59 PM
I agree. That doesn’t mean it also wasn’t rushed too.
Yeah, I feel we're missing one episode, because having the consequences of these actions and conclusion crammed in one episode... i don't quite see it. But i'll wait and see, then we can conclude if it was worth the effort.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: MMaRsu on May 17, 2019, 10:14:31 PM
https://youtu.be/QCHlCiB98N4
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: team filler on May 17, 2019, 10:18:24 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/9Uub3NF.jpg)
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: team filler on May 18, 2019, 12:55:01 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/CdBvkly.jpg)
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Mandark on May 18, 2019, 01:16:29 AM
no one is saying she's not been nuts dumdum, people are saying that spontaneously burning down an entire city of innocent peasants is out of character.

She doesn't see them as innocents. She sees them as essentially having committed treason by going to King's Landing and accepting Cersei's protection.

Now there's a good chance D&D explain it in an interview with "oh yeah she was PMSing real bad that's how women get" but still.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: team filler on May 18, 2019, 01:39:54 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7m6HP95EDM
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Dickie Dee on May 18, 2019, 03:34:22 AM
Finally caught up. This is what happens when you raise a generation on Marvel movies.

People now expect characters with clear motivations and carefully plotted stories that adequately build to a satisfying conclusion?

Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: agrajag on May 18, 2019, 07:59:16 AM
no one is saying she's not been nuts dumdum, people are saying that spontaneously burning down an entire city of innocent peasants is out of character.

She doesn't see them as innocents. She sees them as essentially having committed treason by going to King's Landing and accepting Cersei's protection.

Now there's a good chance D&D explain it in an interview with "oh yeah she was PMSing real bad that's how women get" but still.

that's possible. Is that well communicated in the show? Not at all. In the episode she makes a crazy face and snaps. If that's the kind of "misdirection" they use to "subvert expectations" then that's cheap and not at all good writing.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: agrajag on May 18, 2019, 08:00:17 AM
btw, I haven't seen Endgame, hut GRRM showered its writers with praise, for what its worth.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Potato on May 18, 2019, 08:11:35 AM
https://youtu.be/QCHlCiB98N4
Nice. Could have gone with Fight Fire with Fire as an alternative version.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Raist on May 18, 2019, 08:52:38 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7m6HP95EDM

I like how "his" rewriting is basically a collection of popular fan theories that have been around on reddit and whatnot for years :lol

Jon should have been the one to kill the NK, while dying in the process. It was his mission for like, 2 seasons. Arya had fuck all to do with any of it, she basically pops up out of nowhere and killsteals.

That would also make Dany's snapping a lot more logical, since it'd be the second time she loses the man she loves - and this time arguably Cersei is responsible, since she told them she'd send help to fight the dead (which was Jon's preoccupation for a while). They never presented it as her giving that much of a fuck about Jorah.
Obviously, that would have required first a little bit more development to Jon and Dany's relationship than what was basically a couple of tinder dates. The whole tension about who gets the throne was just distinguished mentally-challenged as well.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: agrajag on May 18, 2019, 08:57:39 AM
fan rewrite of Episode 8 that basically has the same outcomes but where things actually make sense and are carry more emotional weight (https://v2krules.blogspot.com/2019/05/game-of-thrones-season-8-episode-5.html)
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: MMaRsu on May 18, 2019, 09:08:30 AM
fan rewrite of Episode 8 that basically has the same outcomes but where things actually make sense and are carry more emotional weight (https://v2krules.blogspot.com/2019/05/game-of-thrones-season-8-episode-5.html)

Fuck off with this fanfic bullcrap man.

Just stop it.

Jesus christ

this is like the worst fanbase I'm actually almost ashamed to be a fan of the show myself with how cringe the fanbase is.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: agrajag on May 18, 2019, 09:09:28 AM
 :umad

suck a diiiiicccccccc
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: MMaRsu on May 18, 2019, 09:10:31 AM
Reading fanfic  ::) :lol

Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: agrajag on May 18, 2019, 09:11:27 AM
the last few seasons are a fanfic you dumb bitch
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: agrajag on May 18, 2019, 09:15:25 AM
MMaRsu the GoT super-stan  :lol

(https://i.imgflip.com/31ad9h.jpg) (https://imgflip.com/i/31ad9h)via Imgflip Meme Generator (https://imgflip.com/memegenerator)
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: MMaRsu on May 18, 2019, 09:34:29 AM
the last few seasons are a fanfic you dumb bitch
Hahahahaha so salty af

I have nothjng against the writers, some of you seem to have some sort of personal beef for writing less than you expected.

Cry me a fucking river you little bitch.

Its a tv show not the word of god, oh noes the last season has a slight dip in quality now I'll go watch endless fanfic on Youtube and bitch about it ad nauseum  :yuck :lol
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: agrajag on May 18, 2019, 09:37:14 AM


I have nothjng against the writers

no shit  :lol
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: MMaRsu on May 18, 2019, 09:38:06 AM

I have nothjng against the writers

no shit  :lol

Is that supposed to be a slight against me? Sorry for not acting like the writers murdered my babies
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Post by: agrajag on May 18, 2019, 09:40:25 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu
STOP ATTACKING MY DADDIES D. WEISS & BENIHOFF

 :crybaby :nintendo
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: MMaRsu on May 18, 2019, 09:41:54 AM
Lol fucking bitch  :lol cry me a river

I have nothing against the writers but also dont give a shit about them

You seem to obsessed with them instead
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Post by: agrajag on May 18, 2019, 09:43:57 AM
 :piss MMaRsu :piss2

 :piss Game of Thrones :piss2

 :piss D&D :piss2
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: headwalk on May 18, 2019, 09:45:42 AM
Hahahahaha so salty af

I have nothjng against the writers, some of you seem to have some sort of personal beef for writing less than you expected.

Cry me a fucking river you little bitch.

Its a tv show not the word of god, oh noes the last season has a slight dip in quality now I'll go watch endless fanfic on Youtube and bitch about it ad nauseum  :yuck :lol

this is a peak late 2010's TV show post. it belongs in a museum.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Don Rumata on May 18, 2019, 10:08:15 AM
the last few seasons are a fanfic you dumb bitch
Implying D&D are "fans".  ::)
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: agrajag on May 18, 2019, 11:11:07 AM
https://youtu.be/tuvVtuPQ180
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: team filler on May 18, 2019, 11:13:16 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: MMaRsu on May 18, 2019, 11:36:52 AM
https://youtu.be/dJIj9L_NU2Q

Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: agrajag on May 18, 2019, 11:48:38 AM
suck filler's dick you dumbass faux intellectual goof  :lol
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: agrajag on May 18, 2019, 11:54:54 AM
I felt like it could've gone either way and I kind of skimmed it
spoiler (click to show/hide)
I still lurv you in other threads but this one bb  :-*
[close]

edit: how did you know I was replying to you just because it was directly underneath your post, if the shoe fits etc.

 :ufup
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Himu on May 18, 2019, 12:04:53 PM
https://youtu.be/tuvVtuPQ180

AHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Himu on May 18, 2019, 12:06:38 PM
https://youtu.be/dJIj9L_NU2Q

This was so sudden! /s

“Long ago, the seven kingdoms lived in harmony. Then everything changed when the fire nation attacked.”

:lol
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: agrajag on May 18, 2019, 01:54:03 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/14B9cYN.jpg)
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: agrajag on May 18, 2019, 01:55:43 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/fdY7pta.jpg)
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Nintex on May 18, 2019, 02:31:46 PM
(https://i.redd.it/m2w1njqmdyy21.jpg)

(https://i.redd.it/4kh9jfsweyy21.jpg)
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Post by: agrajag on May 18, 2019, 03:08:10 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuiNRpeqg3A
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: agrajag on May 18, 2019, 03:10:10 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/BV9roqa.jpg)
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Himu on May 18, 2019, 03:12:21 PM
One more day :hyper
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Nintex on May 18, 2019, 05:35:58 PM
(https://preview.redd.it/o2kdn3t7hzy21.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=7ecff671fcd153d930d9065143dc021df95bc36e)
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: agrajag on May 18, 2019, 06:11:49 PM
https://youtu.be/ZyFwt0MtNcg

Cindi, they're dunking on outraged Tweeters, you may enjoy this
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Himu on May 18, 2019, 06:41:35 PM
Bueno

*licks lips*
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Himu on May 18, 2019, 07:19:40 PM
Accusing the northerners of racism :what

They’ve never seen a wash and go before. :confused

Northerners hate people who aren’t from the north in their own damn realm. They hate southerners and are especially skeptical to people beyond that. It’s been a huge plot point that it takes a lot for the northerners to trust you, much less like you and you accuse them of racism?

:beli

Okay.
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Post by: agrajag on May 18, 2019, 07:23:26 PM
sounds more like they're xenophobic
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Post by: Himu on May 18, 2019, 07:27:16 PM
The tweets :lol
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: agrajag on May 18, 2019, 07:30:14 PM
let me find out the writers were Trump supporters. Or Bernie supporters.

 :badass
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Himu on May 18, 2019, 07:52:56 PM
“And his aunt is trying to fuck him all the time. Sorry that was my white male viewpoint.”

:lol
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Himu on May 18, 2019, 09:25:47 PM
In the video, she says Arya is a feminist model.

How?

Arya is a broken person. She has literally given up her own sense of self for revenge but she's somehow a model for womanhood because she turned down Gendry?

"Does this hurt Elizabeth Warren?" :lol
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Post by: Tasty on May 18, 2019, 09:52:45 PM
The problem of boiling a dense fantasy epic into a pop show for normies becomes even more evident when it's repeated through the specter of clickbait journalism.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Himu on May 19, 2019, 01:08:16 AM
So tomorrow's the date and I'm so nervous! I'm excited too but something I've been following for 10+ years is finally ending. I'm somehow surprisingly nervous. :(
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Post by: Human Snorenado on May 19, 2019, 01:38:25 AM
So tomorrow's the date and I'm so nervous! I'm excited too but something I've been following for 10+ years is finally ending. I'm somehow surprisingly nervous. :(

I started reading the books in 2003ish

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/GXiasDXfP0j8Q/giphy.gif?cid=790b76115ce0eb95456772737309b5ef&rid=giphy.gif)

I'm honestly happy it's gonna be over and done with. The last two seasons especially have been disappointing but eh, whatever. TITS N DRAGONS, WHEEEEEEE.
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Post by: Raist on May 19, 2019, 02:11:25 AM
In the video, she says Arya is a feminist model.

How?

Arya is a broken person.

Quote
Arya is a feminist model. Arya is a broken person.


Seems to make sense to me.
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Post by: Himu on May 19, 2019, 02:55:39 AM
So tomorrow's the date and I'm so nervous! I'm excited too but something I've been following for 10+ years is finally ending. I'm somehow surprisingly nervous. :(

I started reading the books in 2003ish

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/GXiasDXfP0j8Q/giphy.gif?cid=790b76115ce0eb95456772737309b5ef&rid=giphy.gif)

I'm honestly happy it's gonna be over and done with. The last two seasons especially have been disappointing but eh, whatever. TITS N DRAGONS, WHEEEEEEE.

For me it's a mix of happiness, sadness that we won't ever get it in book form, and anxiety that I might not like the ending I've been waiting years for.

I have a feeling I'll get similar feelings when Shenmue III is about to drop. Like, I'm excited it's a thing but what if it sucks? :(

Gotta stay positive.
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Post by: Transhuman on May 19, 2019, 05:53:15 AM
As long as they finally put in a Sansa/Robin Arryn breastfeeding scene I can forgive the screenwriters
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Post by: agrajag on May 19, 2019, 09:03:21 AM
https://youtu.be/CpTZ-tC81yA
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Post by: BIONIC on May 19, 2019, 09:17:42 AM
Agra is being such an auttisty over GoT of all things  ::)

nicca just walk away from the screen like nicca close your eyes haha
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Post by: agrajag on May 19, 2019, 09:21:10 AM
who are you?
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Post by: Himu on May 19, 2019, 10:11:40 AM
TONIGHT.
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Post by: agrajag on May 19, 2019, 01:51:17 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/hoMw8dV.jpg)
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Post by: Nintex on May 19, 2019, 01:56:32 PM
3 possible endings

A) Baelish lives, rules with Sansa
B) King Bran
C) King Gendry Baratheon
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Post by: Nintex on May 19, 2019, 06:09:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nws1JQHBlJA

 :ohyeah
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Post by: Himu on May 19, 2019, 07:04:37 PM
Two hours.

Unwinding drinking a beer and watching Star Trek.
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Post by: Raist on May 19, 2019, 07:09:22 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJzW_gFoXR0&t=44s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJzW_gFoXR0&t=44s)
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Post by: Himu on May 19, 2019, 07:30:06 PM
It still amazes me Jammer gave Balance of Terror a 2 1/2 star rating. Episode is 3 1/2 minimum. IMO 4 stars.

Boy is loco.
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Post by: jorma on May 19, 2019, 07:34:15 PM
finally caught up with this season

i like that they actually gave dany an ending that made sense given how her story has progressed

giving her the happy ending as a good and beloved queen who ruled in peace for the rest of her life would have been the shitty ending and the people who thought that would happen obviously never watched the seven earlier seasons.


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Post by: agrajag on May 19, 2019, 07:39:23 PM
let's do this. Burn it all down  :rejoice
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Post by: Himu on May 19, 2019, 07:42:33 PM
let's do this. Burn it all down  :rejoice

In for Mad Dany and fuckery.

(https://i.imgur.com/nS2SsrI.gif)
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Post by: agrajag on May 19, 2019, 07:49:08 PM
let's do this. Burn it all down  :rejoice

In for Mad Dany and fuckery.

(https://i.imgur.com/nS2SsrI.gif)

Dracarys!  :hyper
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Post by: shosta on May 19, 2019, 07:57:19 PM
You two were at each others' throats all week and now you're both hyped up to watch the wicked witch of essos flip a bitch
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Post by: agrajag on May 19, 2019, 08:05:36 PM
I am hyped for it all to come crashing down in one final, glorious ball of flame.
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Post by: Himu on May 19, 2019, 08:06:12 PM
You two were at each others' throats all week and now you're both hyped up to watch the wicked witch of essos flip a bitch

i been hyped

i need that ep
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Post by: shosta on May 19, 2019, 09:38:48 PM
the dialogue between jon and tyrion is so bad
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Post by: El Babua on May 19, 2019, 09:46:00 PM
This whole first half being a not so subtle dig against US Foreign Policy lmao
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Post by: agrajag on May 19, 2019, 09:51:27 PM
 :lol
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Post by: shosta on May 19, 2019, 09:51:30 PM
when drogon melts the throne instead of eating jon lol
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Post by: agrajag on May 19, 2019, 09:52:10 PM
when drogon melts the throne instead of eating jon lol

the drogon was all of us all along

 :usacry
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Post by: shosta on May 19, 2019, 09:58:07 PM
dany making an evil empress speech, but getting stabbed to death and her body conveniently carried away by drogon, was honestly the most deus ex machina moment in modern tv history

...or it would have been, but somehow they know jon killed her?

...grey worm just lets a bunch of oligarchs decide who the king will be after his queen is murdered? what?
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Post by: agrajag on May 19, 2019, 09:59:10 PM
lol Dany's speech was straight out of Force Awakens, stormtroopers and all
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Post by: agrajag on May 19, 2019, 10:01:04 PM
when did Drogon have time to brush up on Westeros lore
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Post by: shosta on May 19, 2019, 10:04:16 PM
bran is king :dead

sansa declares independence and bran just nods because he's cucked to his sister, showing exactly what kind of king he will be :dead :dead :dead
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Post by: agrajag on May 19, 2019, 10:07:52 PM
how long was Jon prisoner for? They rebuilt KL mad quick
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Post by: agrajag on May 19, 2019, 10:08:45 PM
bran is king :dead

sansa declares independence and bran just nods because he's made into a giant dad to his sister, showing exactly what kind of king he will be :dead :dead :dead

all the other lords like

"wait, I didn't know we could do that"
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Post by: shosta on May 19, 2019, 10:14:08 PM
Sansa is queen of the now independent north but can't unexile Jon because... ???



"What's west of Westeros?"

(https://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/AAu15xv.img?h=416&w=624&m=6&q=60&u=t&o=f&l=f)
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Post by: shosta on May 19, 2019, 10:17:30 PM
"What's this?"

"It's the source material"
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Post by: agrajag on May 19, 2019, 10:19:04 PM
what happened to the long winter btw?
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Post by: shosta on May 19, 2019, 10:23:34 PM
if the night king dying ended the long winter then the lands of always winter should start thawing, hypothetically

arya off to find the dutch indies. night watchmen staring at jon waiting for an explanation of why they still have to freeze their asses off :lol
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Post by: Tasty on May 19, 2019, 10:32:19 PM
North being independent redeems the whole series.

I'm 70% serious
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Post by: shosta on May 19, 2019, 10:33:35 PM
this is the greatest fall of a television show I have ever witnessed, and that includes Dexter
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Post by: agrajag on May 19, 2019, 10:40:20 PM
I still can't get over Drogon flying off into the sunset with Dany's corpse

 :dead
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Post by: shosta on May 19, 2019, 10:49:59 PM
The Unsullied were the most ideologically devout of any faction and after losing their Dragon Goddess and liberator, they decide to start Liberia
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Post by: Himu on May 19, 2019, 10:50:17 PM
I AM FREE FROM GEORGE RR MARTIN

(https://i.imgur.com/GsNva9m.gif)

I still can't get over Drogon flying off into the sunset with Dany's corpse

 :dead

I literally said,"he went to his home planet!"

:dead
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Post by: agrajag on May 19, 2019, 10:52:26 PM
The Unsullied were the most ideologically devout of any faction and after losing their Dragon Goddess and liberator, they decide to start Liberia

too bad they can't reproduce. Ser Davos ain't slick.
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Post by: Himu on May 19, 2019, 10:59:12 PM
drogon was all

(https://i.imgur.com/Z608DCv.jpg)

:dead
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Post by: agrajag on May 19, 2019, 11:00:54 PM
I legit laughed at the Edmure Tully part. Sit your ass down, uncle!  :lol
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Post by: agrajag on May 19, 2019, 11:09:12 PM
https://twitter.com/JosephMTerrones/status/1130308403237195777
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Post by: daemon on May 19, 2019, 11:32:49 PM
How to get depression in 1h 15 minutes


The Unsullied were the most ideologically devout of any faction and after losing their Dragon Goddess and liberator, they decide to start Liberia

But Greyworm pressed his lips many times. Joking aside, that's exactly how you get a devout faction to lose faith, by killing the person they were devout to. It's just not the same without the OP.

I would be fine with this ending for everyone except for Jon. I feel a Ned parallel with his own beheading would be warranted, but in this case, Jon smiles knowing the world will be a better place for everyone else. A life sentence in the place he wanted to return to instead of being King is like... okay, so... a gift.
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Post by: Himu on May 19, 2019, 11:39:39 PM
I'm fine with Jon's ending. He ends where he began.

Sansa has easily the best ending and character arc.

I liked the ending besides Greyworm not getting offed. The fucker.
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Post by: daemon on May 19, 2019, 11:45:49 PM
I'm fine with Jon's ending. He ends where he began.

I liked the ending besides Greyworm not getting offed. The fucker.

Yeah but the Lord of Light is really giving way too many respawns then. Like, he revives for specific purposes. In this case, Jon's last mission was to pull a "Gladiator" and die. It's way too cute for me, sadly.

Imagine how powerful the show ending would've been if before getting beheaded he smiled and whispered: and now my watch has ended, and we just see the sword about to slice, then cut to black.
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Post by: shosta on May 19, 2019, 11:49:18 PM
Jon's role is defending the kingdom from both fire and ice? Actually, that's pretty good.
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Post by: Himu on May 19, 2019, 11:50:35 PM
fuckery time.

(https://i.imgur.com/4h5iwZ9.gif)

https://twitter.com/parc6ix/status/1130315809283293184

https://twitter.com/Seinfeld2000/status/1130318851764187136
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Post by: Himu on May 19, 2019, 11:52:37 PM
https://twitter.com/canonrebel661/status/1130316214071418880
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Post by: agrajag on May 19, 2019, 11:52:40 PM
Bran, the guy absolutely no one gives a fuck about, becoming King in the most anticlimactic way possible is incredibly on brand for this season.
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Post by: Himu on May 19, 2019, 11:55:35 PM
https://twitter.com/CollinParks20/status/1130317931924152321

https://twitter.com/SWinerverse/status/1130317784091643904
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Post by: toku on May 19, 2019, 11:58:30 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/ILTyJc2.png)
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 12:00:22 AM
https://twitter.com/nayyeroar/status/1130305427021946881
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 12:01:31 AM
https://twitter.com/skaffdegvenner/status/1130312505593651202
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 12:03:06 AM
https://twitter.com/Attef_Gdm/status/1130306999063859208
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 12:06:32 AM
https://twitter.com/Colesmama0312/status/1130317835631177729
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 12:06:57 AM
https://twitter.com/GoT_Tyrion/status/1130322918481596417
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 12:07:29 AM
https://twitter.com/LilySt93/status/1130306749083340802
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Post by: shosta on May 20, 2019, 12:07:49 AM
https://twitter.com/RichieThrash/status/1130321575738318850
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 12:08:20 AM
https://twitter.com/DavisBrandon13/status/1130304131917320193
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 12:09:48 AM
https://twitter.com/housearrestrob/status/1130305509859516416
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Post by: team filler on May 20, 2019, 12:10:59 AM
sansa should have got roasted, this is bullshit  :pacspit
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 12:11:23 AM
biggest disappointment was definitely drogon for me.

Here I'm thinking,"wtf are they going to do with drogon?" and dude just scoops up dany and takes his ball and goes home.
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 12:12:41 AM
look, they didn't have enough CGI budget for both Drogon and Jon petting Ghost one last time
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 12:14:30 AM
I still can't get over the "he went to his home planet" shit. Every time I think of that scene where he scoops her up and flies I laugh out loud.
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 12:15:16 AM
https://twitter.com/notoriousTAG/status/1130306253866065921
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 12:16:13 AM
called it

https://twitter.com/Harray97/status/1130304380002013184
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 12:17:07 AM
http://www.twitter.com/Ninja/status/1130298612368498691

good lord.
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 12:18:53 AM
https://twitter.com/Ninja/status/1130298612368498691

good lord.

that ain't it chief
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Post by: Kara on May 20, 2019, 12:20:31 AM
this is the greatest fall of a television show I have ever witnessed, and that includes Dexter

Let's not get too hyperbolic here; Dexter's decline over 4 full seasons mostly inoculated me against this show's utter collapse.
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 12:20:39 AM
what motivation would the children of the forest have to do that after all they saw the white walkers do?
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 12:31:52 AM
The wheel will move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

(https://i.imgur.com/m2lCRSa.gif)
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Post by: thisismyusername on May 20, 2019, 12:38:14 AM
So... is this the ending GRR had in mind or not? :thinking

I need to know before I bother to invest in this for a friend.
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Post by: shosta on May 20, 2019, 12:38:30 AM
Grey Worm should have declared himself Comandante after Jon Snow kills Dany. Grey Worm arrests and executes Jon Snow after Sansa turns him over, both as a condition for peace and to get rid of a rival for the throne in the (now independent) north. Grey Worm and Sansa sign a non-aggression pact, which will be broken five years from now when one of them invades the Riverlands. Arya and Bran both exiled as she consolidates power. Dothraki establish a Khanate in the Vale. The Unsullied focus on Liberation in One Nation between the The Rock and King's Landing. Dany's dragon goes insane, roams Westeros destroying villages about eight times a year. Tyrion retires in Lys.
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Post by: team filler on May 20, 2019, 12:40:45 AM
let's smash the old wheel and replace it with a shiny new wheel!

let's make a new king and immediately show everyone you don't have to listen to anything he says!

lol dumbest shit ever. wish night king would have brought the boltons back to life for another go at sansa  :beetlejuice
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Post by: Kara on May 20, 2019, 12:41:41 AM
Roose Bolton, miss u breh. :tocry
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Post by: shosta on May 20, 2019, 12:43:33 AM
Real question, how can Tyrion be Lord of Casterly Rock and Hand of the King simultaneously?
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 12:47:17 AM
Brehs, just take a moment to think about the fact that Bronn is now the Lord of Highgarden.

Bronn.

Lord.

Of.

Highgarden.


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Post by: El Babua on May 20, 2019, 12:49:35 AM
https://twitter.com/TheKOQ/status/1130217564293009409
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Post by: Kara on May 20, 2019, 12:52:17 AM
king of queens stopped airing in 2007 but it still has a twitter account that posts about current events

what a world
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 12:57:41 AM
 Real talk I like the ending but don't like the way it got there. I like how it repeats from the beginning: Sansa ruling like Ned did, Arya is basically uncle Benjen - the cool traveler, Jon is Aegon Targaryen - the rightful heir to the throne exiled to the wall. Bran is the one thing breaking the chains of time. And ultimately, the family that was persecuted for so long, that had their land stolen, almost wiped out entirely came out the strongest in the kingdom, showing their wolf like resilience. So, I liked it. It was poorly rushed, but I like George's vision for the ending.

The problem is:

1. Bran was poorly developed
2. They needed at least one two to three more episodes to develop characters more.
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 12:58:12 AM
Leah Remini is the real dragon queen, breakin the wheel of Scientology one spoke at a time

 :salute
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 01:04:03 AM
Another criticism is that we don't see how the realm is doing. There's no time skip. In Lord of the Rings, we have a time skip. Sam has fathered multiple children and is considered a hero of the Shire. Time goes on and we get to see him developed a bit more. The ending would be a lot more satisfactory if we got like 20 minutes of ten years into the future or something. Oh well. Basically, I want more.
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Post by: Kara on May 20, 2019, 01:06:45 AM
I'm sure HBO will buy the rights to a squeakquel.
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Post by: shosta on May 20, 2019, 01:07:03 AM
the six kingdoms lost a member state and decided to abandon their monarchy and replace it with... a supernatural dalai lama that can SEE THE FUTURE. This is an upgrade how??

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3b/c7/b8/3bc7b87f58ae5fdd4fadb8626eb94fd5.jpg)
[close]
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 01:08:56 AM
highgarden, riverrun and storm's end received massive downgrades. winterfell likely an upgrade
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Post by: team filler on May 20, 2019, 01:10:27 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/SP7hlR5.jpg)
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 01:12:18 AM
Despite the rocky season I really enjoyed the last two episodes to great surprise. :obama
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 01:16:31 AM
last post of the night:

as a complete and utter Jon Snow fan thing, something I've been ever since reading A Clash of Kings, I'm really, really satisfied with my mans ending. He might be my favorite fantasy character so I loved seeing him.:uguu Kit did well with the material he received, which was mostly poor but still.
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 20, 2019, 01:19:50 AM
Meh
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Post by: Tripon on May 20, 2019, 01:38:16 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/SP7hlR5.jpg)

Green fires bruh.

(https://imagesvc.timeincapp.com/v3/fan/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwinteriscoming.net%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F02%2F610_Sept_of_Baelor_Destruction_Promo.jpg&c=sc&w=850&h=560)
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Post by: Steve Contra on May 20, 2019, 01:43:06 AM
Real question, how can Tyrion be Lord of Casterly Rock and Hand of the King simultaneously?
this literally happened in the show before
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Post by: team filler on May 20, 2019, 02:14:53 AM
bran is like the dude who rides the bench all season and post season. then gets a ring, except somehow he also got voted mvp
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Post by: team filler on May 20, 2019, 02:18:48 AM
even worse. it's like the mascot got a ring and was voted mvp because he majored in history
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Post by: brawndolicious on May 20, 2019, 02:21:03 AM
I liked the ending and I felt they explained Dany as bluntly as possible. She wasn't insane, she just knew how to justify her actions.

The Unsullied were the most ideologically devout of any faction and after losing their Dragon Goddess and liberator, they decide to start Liberia

I googled that while watching and apparently Naath is where Missandei is from, apparently they talked about going there after the war but no one could be expected to remember that line from a few episodes ago.

I'm wondering what the goal of the Unsullied is now, keep fighting slavers or live life? Obviously, the ending leaves a lot of room for the rumored GoT spin-offs.
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Post by: team filler on May 20, 2019, 02:21:57 AM
the real mvp was drogon, no wonder he abandoned his garbage ass team. he put the team on his back and this how they repay him  :kobeyuck
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Post by: Tripon on May 20, 2019, 02:29:40 AM
I liked the ending and I felt they explained Dany as bluntly as possible. She wasn't insane, she just knew how to justify her actions.

The Unsullied were the most ideologically devout of any faction and after losing their Dragon Goddess and liberator, they decide to start Liberia

I googled that while watching and apparently Naath is where Missandei is from, apparently they talked about going there after the war but no one could be expected to remember that line from a few episodes ago.

I'm wondering what the goal of the Unsullied is now, keep fighting slavers or live life? Obviously, the ending leaves a lot of room for the rumored GoT spin-offs.

They become revolutionaries, I'm guessing. Grey Worm also likes memes.

https://twitter.com/RaleighRitchie/status/1127731667085549569
https://twitter.com/RaleighRitchie/status/1127728149045940229
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Post by: bluemax on May 20, 2019, 02:37:52 AM
"Jon Snow, you are exiled to the Night's Watch"

"Nah fuck that fam, I'm a wildling now. Peace!"

They rebuilt King's Landing stupid fast. Also I have no idea who like a third of the people at Tyrion's trial were.

TFW none of the big mysteries that George RR Martin spent thousands of pages building up amount to a single important plot point.
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Post by: team filler on May 20, 2019, 02:41:27 AM
https://twitter.com/randygdub/status/1130299953648025600
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Post by: Kara on May 20, 2019, 02:41:38 AM
In shows like this that aspire to be massively popular yet more than mere television there's an amusing disconnect that inevitably arises between audience and creator(s) which often gets resolved in contrived and / or heavy-handed moments. (The exemplar of this to me will always be Breaking Bad wherein Walter "maladjusted guys on the internet loved me despite significant evidence over multiple seasons" White had to explicitly state that he was a piece of shit at the end of the show.) Game of Thrones was no different with its debate between Jon and Tyrion at the beginning of the finale, though I appreciate that there was a talking head in this inescapable moment with a take on the situation beyond tHe MaD qUeEn StRiKeS aT lAsT #BioTruths.

More than anything the last 2 episodes make me loathe the first 2 of this season even more than I already did. What absolute tripe those were, and a waste of time and energy that could have been dedicated to fleshing out the interesting stuff the last 2 weeks--or, hell, even the Battle of Winterfell.

Regrettably Fat fucking Sam's last moment in this show wasn't being laughed out of die Königswahl but at least Bronn got to dunk on his fucking useless ass in his final scene. Fuck off, Sam. May I never have to suffer your fucking useless ass again.

Long live Grey Worm and his global people's war. #JDPON (https://i.imgur.com/ZyRg8jo.png)
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Post by: eleuin on May 20, 2019, 02:46:16 AM
"I imagined a mountain of swords too high to climb. So many fallen enemies you could only see the soles of Aegon's feet"   :whew

(https://i.imgur.com/pdHuVSk.png?1)

Enjoyed it

See y'all when Robert's Rebellion starts airing
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Post by: team filler on May 20, 2019, 02:58:02 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/nqtp3Um.jpg)
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Post by: Tripon on May 20, 2019, 03:03:41 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/nqtp3Um.jpg)

Believing that Martin is going to write 2 books before he's dead.  :mynicca
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Post by: bluemax on May 20, 2019, 03:05:01 AM
Let's pour one out for the following book plot lines/characters that we know will go nowhere:

Fake Aegon and John Connington
Penny the Dwarf
Victarion Greyjoy
Harry the Heir
Jeyne Poole
The Iron Bank
The Magic Horns
Warging
Aurane Waters (although I guess TV Show Euron was really this guy)
DARK STAR
Arianne Martell
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Post by: Bebpo on May 20, 2019, 03:05:02 AM
Haven’t watched the show since s4 ended and they diverged, but followed the reactions and general plot points out of curiosity. The thing is to me GoT/SOIAF was always going to be a journey is the main dish not the ending. Even midway through the books you could tell for all the grey area complex character arcs and mysteries the ending was probably just gonna be generic fantasy tidy up.

That’s why I’m fine with the books never finishing and just want book 6 to come out. Because the enjoyment’s from the journey of the characters, the twists & turns along the way.

Also reading everyone’s reaction to this, man in another dimension where Sony didn’t fuck up The Dark Tower and made a successful GoT like series out of it, people would be so pissed with the ending in that one after the long journey.
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Post by: Bebpo on May 20, 2019, 03:08:26 AM
Let's pour one out for the following book plot lines/characters that we know will go nowhere:

Fake Aegon and John Connington
Penny the Dwarf
Victarion Greyjoy
Harry the Heir
Jeyne Poole
The Iron Bank
The Magic Horns
Warging
Aurane Waters (although I guess TV Show Euron was really this guy)
DARK STAR
Arianne Martell

Did the show ever do anything with flashback Prince Rhaegar? Considering his “mystery” seems to keep coming up in the books like it’s a big deal and he’s the key to everything. Was it just that he fathered Jon Snow or something?

You’re also missing Stoneheart on that list.
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 20, 2019, 03:19:49 AM


Long live Grey Worm and his global people's war. #JDPON (https://i.imgur.com/ZyRg8jo.png)

Since the world of GoT was built by a dude who read the wikipedia entry on the Holy Roman Empire once.Grey Worm and his band of virgins is just like the Archbishops in the Empire who tried to consolidate their power.
They will just die without heirs and just waste everybody's time. Celibacy is a bitch. :sabu
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Post by: Kara on May 20, 2019, 03:23:53 AM
It's clearly the Rzeczpospolita and Westeros is going to be wracked by functioning anarchy for centuries. :hmph

Meanwhile Grey Worm is going to do his best Taras Bulba impression. :hmph
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 20, 2019, 03:27:28 AM
Nie pozwalam :bolo
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Post by: team filler on May 20, 2019, 03:33:30 AM
https://twitter.com/BrandyLJensen/status/1130300912658997254
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Post by: team filler on May 20, 2019, 03:34:06 AM
https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/1130291381208002561
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 20, 2019, 03:41:45 AM
Westeros turning into an elective monarchy is just a disaster waiting to happen.
All it takes is one strong man to not recognize the imperial diet or some of the electorate going rogue.
Gendry, Anti-King of Westeros. :aah
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Post by: Kara on May 20, 2019, 03:44:34 AM
Nie pozwalam :bolo

:dead
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Post by: BIONIC on May 20, 2019, 04:38:52 AM
My only true disappointment is that fat fuck and his dumb inbred wife weren’t horribly and brutally mutilated on screen.
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Post by: Momo on May 20, 2019, 04:39:25 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/1Hy3O38.png)

:rejoice :PJSalt
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Post by: Raist on May 20, 2019, 05:11:46 AM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

What a shitshow. Literally.


Real question, how can Tyrion be Lord of Casterly Rock and Hand of the King simultaneously?

You mean, like Tywin was? Several times? Or Jon Arryn?
The job of Hand (:teehee) doesn't supersede lordships.




TFW none of the big mysteries that George RR Martin spent thousands of pages building up amount to a single important plot point.

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ScaredEachDiscus-size_restricted.gif)
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Post by: Potato on May 20, 2019, 06:49:39 AM
Pretty poor ending, but not as bad as I expected.

Glad it's over. Hope he does a better job with the books...if they ever come out.
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 07:20:56 AM
https://twitter.com/drmistercody/status/1130345025521557505
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Post by: jorma on May 20, 2019, 09:02:20 AM
Man that was a good 8 seasons, one of the all time greats for sure.

And the ending... it was a bit boring i guess but everyone who needed a resolution to their storyline got it afair.

I'm content.  :yeshrug
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Post by: Svejk on May 20, 2019, 09:04:47 AM
With that petition as high as it is, you think D&D will be let go of Star Wars?  :thinking
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 20, 2019, 09:12:13 AM
One can only hope
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Post by: Brehvolution on May 20, 2019, 09:20:16 AM
Seinfeld has a worse ending than this.
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on May 20, 2019, 10:26:45 AM
So highly emotional, trigger happy Grey Worm entered the throne room, learned Dany is dead and Jon killed her..... and just arrested him???¿¿¿

And then he and the unsullied, who were deeply devoted to Dany and followed her across the world to fight for her vision.... just let the native Westerosi choose a king and fucked off and left?


???
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on May 20, 2019, 10:43:36 AM
Like, they spent the last two episodes clearly demonstrating that all enemies of the queen are to be summarily executed... and then someone KILLS their queen and he's all like "Woah Woah guys take this man to jail. we must observe due process!"
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Post by: Flannel Boy on May 20, 2019, 10:56:10 AM
Seinfeld has a worse ending than this.
I’ll take your word for it. I have only watched the finale once, and over twenty years ago.
 
Sitcom. It didn’t retroactively make the show largely pointless and less enjoyable.
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Post by: Kara on May 20, 2019, 10:59:07 AM
Like, they spent the last two episodes clearly demonstrating that all enemies of the queen are to be summarily executed... and then someone KILLS their queen and he's all like "Woah Woah guys take this man to jail. we must observe due process!"

Power dynamics influence the calculus behind morally questionable actions, who knew?
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 10:59:50 AM
Seinfeld has a worse ending than this.

Seinfeld didn't even need an "ending." It was an episodic sit com. It could just abruptly stop and still be great.
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on May 20, 2019, 11:12:35 AM
Like, they spent the last two episodes clearly demonstrating that all enemies of the queen are to be summarily executed... and then someone KILLS their queen and he's all like "Woah Woah guys take this man to jail. we must observe due process!"

Power dynamics influence the calculus behind morally questionable actions, who knew?

Hard to imagine a 180 degree pivot from mass murder to deep respect for the rule of law in the immediate moment of their figure heads death, but ok.
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Post by: Tasty on May 20, 2019, 11:15:33 AM
As a northeasterner/New Englander who's always sympathized with the North and the Starks because of it, I've fully come around to supporting the finale on the basis of the North's independence and Sansa's crowning alone. :rejoice
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Post by: Kara on May 20, 2019, 11:16:38 AM
Like, they spent the last two episodes clearly demonstrating that all enemies of the queen are to be summarily executed... and then someone KILLS their queen and he's all like "Woah Woah guys take this man to jail. we must observe due process!"

Power dynamics influence the calculus behind morally questionable actions, who knew?

Hard to imagine a 180 degree pivot from mass murder to deep respect for the rule of law in the immediate moment of their figure heads death, but ok.

Hard to imagine that they'd leap at the chance to start a fight with their erstwhile allies while garrisoned amongst them, especially without their combat air support.
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 11:20:17 AM
My only true disappointment is that fat fuck and his dumb inbred wife weren’t horribly and brutally mutilated on screen.

Who?
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 11:20:35 AM
that's not hard to imagine at all
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 20, 2019, 11:22:13 AM
As a northeasterner/New Englander who's always sympathized with the North and the Starks because of it, I've fully come around to supporting the finale on the basis of the North's independence and Sansa's crowning alone. :rejoice

Nothing says free and wild north quite like New England.  :doge
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Post by: Kara on May 20, 2019, 11:24:25 AM
My only true disappointment is that fat fuck and his dumb inbred wife weren’t horribly and brutally mutilated on screen.

Who?

Sam
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 11:25:32 AM
that's not hard to imagine at all

Oh, Sam. Yeah.

He’s a maester at the capital while Gilly his kids are at his land right? So he’s given up his title as lord?
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Post by: Joe Molotov on May 20, 2019, 11:26:12 AM
the politics in mah dragon show aren't believable!
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 20, 2019, 11:30:58 AM
the politics in mah dragon show aren't believable!

Just like Star Wars, that‘s what a prequel is for.

An entire episode with the elected king fighting with his prince-electors about the minutiae of an election agreement. :aah
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Post by: Tasty on May 20, 2019, 11:31:31 AM
No lie I wonder if the burning of KL is either at: the end of WoW, the start of ADoS, or the middle of ADoS. Because I don't see GRRM dropping something huge like that and then *not* spending a bunch of chapters cleaning it up.

Which means the pieces will be in the same places (maybe, who knows), but how they get there should make a lot more sense.

If the books ever come out.
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Post by: Mr Gilhaney on May 20, 2019, 11:34:58 AM
sounds like you nerds got rekt, judging from my twitter feed
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Post by: Kara on May 20, 2019, 11:37:56 AM
As a northeasterner/New Englander who's always sympathized with the North and the Starks because of it, I've fully come around to supporting the finale on the basis of the North's independence and Sansa's crowning alone. :rejoice

Nothing says free and wild north quite like New England.  :doge

(https://i.imgur.com/k4xdkx3.jpg)
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 20, 2019, 11:38:15 AM
The North having the same family on the Iron throne and in Winterfell is actually a ploy by the Starks to reunite the seven kingdoms under their flag.

I have read a book abut the middle ages once, AMA.
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 20, 2019, 11:39:03 AM
As a northeasterner/New Englander who's always sympathized with the North and the Starks because of it, I've fully come around to supporting the finale on the basis of the North's independence and Sansa's crowning alone. :rejoice

Nothing says free and wild north quite like New England.  :doge

(https://i.imgur.com/k4xdkx3.jpg)
That image is inaccurate, everything should be Serbia. :ufup
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Post by: Kara on May 20, 2019, 11:48:06 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/k4xdkx3.jpg)
That image is inaccurate, everything should be Serbia. :ufup

Sunspearja do Crna Tvrđava, al' preko Qarthja. (https://i.imgur.com/LrOK7om.gif)
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Post by: thisismyusername on May 20, 2019, 11:50:30 AM
OK my collected thoughts:

- I got a laugh out of how they basically had Daeny repeat all of the things she'd said over 7 seasons that were clear warnings that she was willing to go scorched earth.   I know the episode was created and edited ages ago but it was almost like a direct response to the last ep backlash lol
- I loved all of the imagery of crazy Daeny.. shit was just creepy as hell, the dragon behind her with the wings and all that.   :delicious
- People are whining about Jon being allowed to have a sword when visiting Daeny but him giving it up when he visits Tyrion but ehh... they made a point to show that Drogon was guarding Daeny not the Unsullied, and he let him pass. 
- Drogon melting the iron throne was kind of corny but also made for a cool scene;  I guess he kind of agreed with Jon then?
-  The very end was kind of messy... I agree John not being executed is kind of far fetched, and really so is Tyrion being left alive but whatever..
-  The scene where they pick Bran was corny as hell but I got a bit of a kick out of it.. very Lord of the Rings-y or something.
- I dug the very very end showing the path all of the Starks are taking.

That's about it;  I enjoyed it.. found it slightly boring.. but that probably had something to do with shitbird shosta spoiling the ending for me a few hours before I watched it.

...I thought you were leaving...? :kermit
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Post by: Tasty on May 20, 2019, 11:54:08 AM
As a northeasterner/New Englander who's always sympathized with the North and the Starks because of it, I've fully come around to supporting the finale on the basis of the North's independence and Sansa's crowning alone. :rejoice

Nothing says free and wild north quite like New England.  :doge

(https://i.imgur.com/k4xdkx3.jpg)

Serbia :rejoice(?)
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Post by: Kara on May 20, 2019, 12:02:07 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/qSnEuJz.jpg)
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 12:03:45 PM
lol you didn't find all the fascist-y Dany imagery a bit on the nose?

Also, I may hate myself enough to rewatch it, but it felt like Tyrion was recapping all the fan criticisms in his speech about how he believed in Dany.  :lol
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Post by: Tasty on May 20, 2019, 12:08:28 PM
"Whoever has the best story should be on the Iron Throne."

Literally half the characters: "Uhhh"

Arya: "UHHHHH"

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Jon Snow: (in the dungeon): "UHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
[close]
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 12:11:48 PM
"Whoever has the best story should be on the Iron Throne."

Literally half the characters: "Uhhh"

Arya: "UHHHHH"

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Jon Snow: (in the dungeon): "UHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
[close]

That was indeed a poor reasoning.
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 12:12:46 PM
lol you didn't find all the fascist-y Dany imagery a bit on the nose?

Also, I may hate myself enough to rewatch it, but it felt like Tyrion was recapping all the fan criticisms in his speech about how he believed in Dany.  :lol

The dragon shot where it looks like she has wings was perfect though. So don't knock the imagery.
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 12:13:38 PM
I'm gonna knock it as much as I want
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 12:14:36 PM
it looked cool, but once again I can't help but think of Anakin Skywalker with the sudden dark theme
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 12:15:34 PM
Sansa had the best arc and the Starks won the game of thrones.
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Post by: Kara on May 20, 2019, 12:17:46 PM
Also, I may hate myself enough to rewatch it, but it felt like Tyrion was recapping all the fan criticisms in his speech about how he believed in Dany.  :lol

Yeah it definitely felt like a forums fight.
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 12:18:47 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/bqqcw9/spoilers_main_jon_snow_is_azor_ahai_and_the/
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 12:18:53 PM
I appreciate the amount of lulz season 8 has given us

https://youtu.be/-ikUYFK84OQ
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Post by: Tasty on May 20, 2019, 12:20:50 PM
I can't get over the "best story" thing right now. I know it was probably an intentional swerve to maybe imply Tyrion was still setting up Jon, but I mean... is *nobody* in that assembly going to mention the guy who came back from the dead and was a secret Targaryen the whole time, whose origins triggered Robert's Rebellion and had to be kept secret for twenty years... Nobody's going to bring any of that up? No?

Cause that's a great novel all on its own. Bran's story on its own would end up in the Young Adult section.

Instead it's Bran (who, to be fair, is one of my favorite characters and has been from the start) who went North of the wall, got memories from a tree dude, and then did literally nothing else the entire season except give updates on the White Walker's location... then come the big battle the most he does it get bitchslapped out of raven-warging by the NK and then sit around some more.
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Post by: Tasty on May 20, 2019, 12:24:42 PM
I read Tyrion's framing of that specific line as they need a ruler whose story is so good it unites the 7 (well 6) kingdoms.

He later brings up the three-eyed raven stuff to back up Bran's ability to rule, but not why people should unite behind him.
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 12:26:00 PM
I would like to hear the Era "time travel is like slavery" guy's musings on Bran.

 :snob
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 12:26:12 PM
The fact they don't even bring up Jon was what was odd. But at that point, there was no way he would be king. Not with the Unsullied or Dothraki. That would spark another war and they're tired of killing. "Your thousands against my thousand. We all know where it ends."

This season needed four more episodes.

- Another episode for the build up to Long Night.
- Another episode for building up Dany's heel turn
- Split the finale in half. The first thirty or so minutes of the finale are perfect. But the devastation of KL isn't long lasting because it cuts to the future. You don't see any of the survivors. You don't see Jon mull over his decision to finally kill Dany. It feels so fast. And then despite being one of the biggest moments in this show so far, the destruction of KL feels utterly glossed over and forgotten by episode end. Have one episode for the aftermath and devastation and another for a proper epilogue.

But nah. Gotta work on Star War. Fuck D&D.
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Post by: jorma on May 20, 2019, 12:26:36 PM
I can't get over the "best story" thing right now. I know it was probably an intentional swerve to maybe imply Tyrion was still setting up Jon, but I mean... is *nobody* in that assembly going to mention the guy who came back from the dead and was a secret Targaryen the whole time, whose origins triggered Robert's Rebellion and had to be kept secret for twenty years... Nobody's going to bring any of that up? No?

Cause that's a great novel all on its own. Bran's story on its own would end up in the Young Adult section.

Instead it's Bran (who, to be fair, is one of my favorite characters and has been from the start) who went North of the wall, got memories from a tree dude, and then did literally nothing else the entire season except give updates on the White Walker's location... then come the big battle the most he does it get bitchslapped out of raven-warging by the NK and then sit around some more.

because naming jon king also means war with the unsullied.
also, he was a queenslayer which we know from jamies storyarc is kind of a big deal in westeros

Since Jon disqualified himself by killing Dany and there were no other strong rulers everyone could abide, they needed a weak one. Makes sense to me.

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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 12:27:09 PM
Tasty is spot on. The entire time of the White Council, I was waiting for someone to bring up Jon's lineage. At least bring it up. Nope. Nothin'
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Post by: Tasty on May 20, 2019, 12:30:21 PM
I can't get over the "best story" thing right now. I know it was probably an intentional swerve to maybe imply Tyrion was still setting up Jon, but I mean... is *nobody* in that assembly going to mention the guy who came back from the dead and was a secret Targaryen the whole time, whose origins triggered Robert's Rebellion and had to be kept secret for twenty years... Nobody's going to bring any of that up? No?

Cause that's a great novel all on its own. Bran's story on its own would end up in the Young Adult section.

Instead it's Bran (who, to be fair, is one of my favorite characters and has been from the start) who went North of the wall, got memories from a tree dude, and then did literally nothing else the entire season except give updates on the White Walker's location... then come the big battle the most he does it get bitchslapped out of raven-warging by the NK and then sit around some more.

because naming jon king also means war with the unsullied.
also, he was a queenslayer which we know from jamies storyarc is kind of a big deal in westeros

Since Jon disqualified himself by killing Dany and there were no other strong rulers everyone could abide, they needed a weak one. Makes sense to me.



I know why they *couldn't* do it, but it may be poor dialogue writing to have Tyrion explain his reasoning in such a way.

I see some people raking D&D over the coals for the directing this ep, apparently it was one of their directing debuts (almost certainly to "train" for Star Wars), and yeah... there were some great shots, and the KL scenes were so full of dread and tension, but almost all the dialogue parts felt comically stale... Will need to rewatch to give an honest opinion though, and that's not happening for a bit probably.
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 12:36:44 PM
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“I cried,” Clarke says. “And I went for a walk. I walked out of the house and took my keys and phone and walked back with blisters on my feet. I didn’t come back for five hours. I’m like, ‘How am I going to do this?’”

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    ”I have my own feelings [about the storyline] and it’s peppered with my feelings about myself,” she admits. “It’s gotten to that point now where you read [comments about] the character you [have to remind yourself], ‘They’re not talking about you, Emilia, they’re talking about the character.”

    “You go on set and play a badass and you walk through fire and that became the thing that saved me from considering my own mortality,” she wrote. Clarke has drawn strength from Daenerys and infused Daenerys with her strength.

    “I genuinely did this, and it’s embarrassing and I’m going to admit it to you,” Clarke says. “I called my mom and—“ Clarke shifts into a tearful voice to perform the conversation as she reenacts the call: “I read the scripts and I don’t want to tell you what happens but can you just talk me off this ledge? It really messed me up.’ And then I asked my mom and brother really weird questions. They were like: ‘What are you asking us this for? What do you mean do I think Daenerys is a good person? Why are you asking us that question? Why do you care what people think of Daenerys? Are you okay?’” “And I’m all: ‘I’m fine! … But is there anything Daenerys could do that would make you hate her?’”

    “Your character makes a choice and you need to be right with that. An actor should never be afraid to look ugly. We have uglier sides to ourselves. And after 10 years of working on this show, it’s logical. Where else can she go? I tried to think what the ending will be. It’s not like she’s suddenly going to go, ‘Okay, I’m gonna put a kettle on and put cookies in the oven and we’ll just sit down and have a lovely time and pop a few kids out.’ That was never going to happen. She’s a Targaryen.”

    “I thought she was going to die,” she continues. “I feel very taken care of as a character in that sense. It’s a very beautiful and touching ending. Hopefully, what you’ll see in that last moment as she’s dying is: There’s the vulnerability — there’s the little girl you met in season 1. See? She’s right there. And now, she’s not there anymore…”

POOR EMILIA :tocry

we have to give it up for the actors and actresses who went through all of this
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 12:40:09 PM
Apparently Emilia didn't know about Daenerys' turn until this season. How is that even remotely possible? How do you not tell her like two seasons ago her characters trajectory so you can plan it all out?
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 12:41:25 PM
Apparently Emilia didn't know about Daenerys' turn until this season. How is that even remotely possible? How do you not tell her like two seasons ago her characters trajectory so you can plan it all out?

wow, she hasn't been looking at the clues, she didn't pay attention what a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 12:42:25 PM
D&D MADE EMILIA CLARK CRY
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Post by: brawndolicious on May 20, 2019, 12:50:37 PM
Tasty is spot on. The entire time of the White Council, I was waiting for someone to bring up Jon's lineage. At least bring it up. Nope. Nothin'
That may be the reason why Jon is still alive, killing him would trigger another conflict and the Dothraki and Unsullied aren't ready to fight again. King's Landing doesn't exactly have walls or supplies left anymore.

I think that everyone on Tyrion's side knew going with another Targaryen would be unpopular after King's Landing got burned down, it tainted the name quite a bit. And everyone else on Grey Worm's side just hated Jon too much.

I agree that this season could have had a few more (boring) think-tank episodes to explain every single thing but I don't feel it was necessary.
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Post by: team filler on May 20, 2019, 01:07:19 PM
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The creator and head writer of Game Of Thrones, David Benioff’s father is: Stephen Friedman. According to Wikipedia:

“From December 2002 to December 2004 Friedman was United States Assistant to President George W. Bush for Economic Policy as well as the director of the National Economic Council.[14] On October 27, 2005 Friedman was asked to replace Brent Scowcroft as the Chairman of the President’s Foreign Intelligence Advisory Board.[15]

“Friedman was the Chairman of the New York Federal Reserve Board, a body which implements the Wall Street policies of the Federal Reserve, during a period of immense financial market upheaval, from January 2008 until May 7, 2009.[16] When Goldman Sachs was converted to a bank holding company in September 2008 the bank then came under the regulatory authority of the New York Fed, which made Friedman’s position as a member of Goldman Sachs’ board a violation of Federal Reserve policy. At the time of the conversion Friedman requested a waiver from this violation, which was granted about 10 weeks later.[17].”

I was repulsed by the program from the start, and, even before I happened upon the facts above, I would ask fans of the show: How is it possible to fail to notice or ignore the themes of GOTs, as is the case with almost all content manufactured by Hollywood, reek of privilege and is reactionary at its core? Withal, the creators of program’s privilegecratic (self-serving) conceit: The world’s (as they limn it) cold, hard, and unforgiving landscape must be mirrored in the psychical landscapes of the ruling elite — who grasp, humanity is hideous and base, and they, the elites, must protect the lower castes, even by ruthless means and “noble lies?”

In short, the highly insular and privileged world and attendant Weltanschauung of neoliberal/neocon ideology of which David Benioff was born into. Worse, why does it not rankle that Benioff et. al. lack the intellectual curiosity to explore beyond its insular precincts and the creative chops to limn — if not art — at least, compelling entertainment?
:o
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 01:09:29 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D6_pZwHX4AIsNX2.jpg)
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Post by: team filler on May 20, 2019, 01:10:07 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/e53NC3v.jpg)
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 01:10:57 PM
at least it wasn't milton friedman
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 01:11:33 PM
or thomas friedman
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 01:12:57 PM
i'm more hyped for winds of winter more than ever man. I thought I was free but I will remain forever cursed as an ASOIAF fangirl.
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 01:13:29 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/e53NC3v.jpg)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxgDzY-b23I
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Post by: Tasty on May 20, 2019, 01:16:22 PM
D&D MADE EMILIA CLARK CRY

The shittiest Sarah Connor ever? I'm not too torn up about that..
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 01:16:24 PM
HOW DO THEY HAVE LORD ROBIN, SANSA AND TYRION IN THE SAME ROOM WITHOUT SOME ACKNOWLEDGMENT OF THE CRAZY SHIT THAT WENT DOWN BETWEEN THOSE THREE

 :rage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_FDEj4paHI
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Post by: daemon on May 20, 2019, 01:18:18 PM
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“I cried,” Clarke says. “And I went for a walk. I walked out of the house and took my keys and phone and walked back with blisters on my feet. I didn’t come back for five hours. I’m like, ‘How am I going to do this?’”

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    ”I have my own feelings [about the storyline] and it’s peppered with my feelings about myself,” she admits. “It’s gotten to that point now where you read [comments about] the character you [have to remind yourself], ‘They’re not talking about you, Emilia, they’re talking about the character.”

    “You go on set and play a badass and you walk through fire and that became the thing that saved me from considering my own mortality,” she wrote. Clarke has drawn strength from Daenerys and infused Daenerys with her strength.

    “I genuinely did this, and it’s embarrassing and I’m going to admit it to you,” Clarke says. “I called my mom and—“ Clarke shifts into a tearful voice to perform the conversation as she reenacts the call: “I read the scripts and I don’t want to tell you what happens but can you just talk me off this ledge? It really messed me up.’ And then I asked my mom and brother really weird questions. They were like: ‘What are you asking us this for? What do you mean do I think Daenerys is a good person? Why are you asking us that question? Why do you care what people think of Daenerys? Are you okay?’” “And I’m all: ‘I’m fine! … But is there anything Daenerys could do that would make you hate her?’”

    “Your character makes a choice and you need to be right with that. An actor should never be afraid to look ugly. We have uglier sides to ourselves. And after 10 years of working on this show, it’s logical. Where else can she go? I tried to think what the ending will be. It’s not like she’s suddenly going to go, ‘Okay, I’m gonna put a kettle on and put cookies in the oven and we’ll just sit down and have a lovely time and pop a few kids out.’ That was never going to happen. She’s a Targaryen.”

    “I thought she was going to die,” she continues. “I feel very taken care of as a character in that sense. It’s a very beautiful and touching ending. Hopefully, what you’ll see in that last moment as she’s dying is: There’s the vulnerability — there’s the little girl you met in season 1. See? She’s right there. And now, she’s not there anymore…”

POOR EMILIA :tocry

we have to give it up for the actors and actresses who went through all of this

if this was what she went for:

"there’s the little girl you met in season 1"

She surely managed to do it. The disbelief and sadness when she realizes what Jon did was well portrayed. You could see why she just felt like "why?"
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Post by: Kara on May 20, 2019, 01:48:50 PM
Sansa had the best arc and the Starks won the game of thrones.

In the sense that their house wasn't extinguished, sure, but:

1. Jon is exiled to (to continue the Serbia metaphor) die Militärgrenze and our last image of him is leading the unwanted masses back into the wilderness. #Moshe
2. Arya's PTSD is so bad that she abandons two siblings who could use her skills to solidify their respective (uncertain) bases of power to go Magellan.
3. In a best case scenario Bran will be a Leto Atreides II figure whose concerns increasingly drift into the etheric and ethereal while his court’s ambitions remain mortal and mundane. In a more likely scenario he will oversee a polity that isn't economically viable (the Rock, Stormlands, and Iron Islands are explicitly nonviable at the end of the show and the crown had public finance issues even before it was riven by a series of existential and internecine conflicts) that is constantly beset by intrigue and overly ambitious fief holders.
4. Sansa fulfilled her brother's ambition of an independent north but she did so in the immediate aftermath of a series of existential and internecine conflicts that acutely affected her lands which as it happens aren't exactly The Reach. In a best case scenario her reign will be something akin to the last Tudor monarch (to continue the War of the Roses metaphor this dumb show was built upon) and in a worst case scenario one of her dumb fail relatives will usurp her because despite all their protestations of moral rectitude the denizens of the north are just as perfidious as everyone else. (To say nothing of having a long-term cold war with the Six Kingdoms.)
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 02:18:47 PM
Rating arcs:

Sansa starts the story obsessed with being potentially queen. She’s naive and smitten by the most impermanent of superficialities such as pretty dresses, princes, and balls. Over time, her father’s head is lopped off, she’s abused emotionally and physically. She ends the story unbroken and the queen she always wanted to be but the road taken to get there was paved with heartache and pain. The Stark that was the least Stark becomes arguably biggest and most influential.

Arya is...what exactly? An adventurer? Since when has she ever posed any interest in sailing west of Westeros? Like, okay. Not as good as Sansa’s.

Bran...I won’t even approach it.

Jon, as a man who gives up his family, his love, his claim, and more for his own freedom. I guess you could say works but within the context of the show is flawed.

Tyrion. Um. I guess you could say he’s responsible for his father, brother, sister, nieces, and mothers deaths. Like Bran says he’ll spend his whole life fixing his mistakes.

There’s a lot of dead weight here in the aftermath. Sansa clearly has the cleanest arc.

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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 02:21:48 PM
Sansa had the best arc and the Starks won the game of thrones.

In the sense that their house wasn't extinguished, sure, but:

1. Jon is exiled to (to continue the Serbia metaphor) die Militärgrenze and our last image of him is leading the unwanted masses back into the wilderness. #Moshe
2. Arya's PTSD is so bad that she abandons two siblings who could use her skills to solidify their respective (uncertain) bases of power to go Magellan.
3. In a best case scenario Bran will be a Leto Atreides II figure whose concerns increasingly drift into the etheric and ethereal while his court’s ambitions remain mortal and mundane. In a more likely scenario he will oversee a polity that isn't economically viable (the Rock, Stormlands, and Iron Islands are explicitly nonviable at the end of the show and the crown had public finance issues even before it was riven by a series of existential and internecine conflicts) that is constantly beset by intrigue and overly ambitious fief holders.
4. Sansa fulfilled her brother's ambition of an independent north but she did so in the immediate aftermath of a series of existential and internecine conflicts that acutely affected her lands which as it happens aren't exactly The Reach. In a best case scenario her reign will be something akin to the last Tudor monarch (to continue the War of the Roses metaphor this dumb show was built upon) and in a worst case scenario one of her dumb fail relatives will usurp her because despite all their protestations of moral rectitude the denizens of the north are just as perfidious as everyone else. (To say nothing of having a long-term cold war with the Six Kingdoms.)

They clearly won the game as far as you could win it. They rule the six kingdoms and rule another kingdom to the north of that. Jon is basically king of the freefolk. Arya will take the Stark sails abroad. Stark’s came out ahead of every single family in the realm. The Lannister’s are down to one lord heir and it’s a dwarf, which is genetic. Riverlands is a ticking time bomb now that the North, which it supported during the war of the five kings, has declared independence. The Vale is ruled by Robin Arryn. Sam is a maester. Bronn is lord of the Reach. Every single family either has downgrades, were nuked, cut down to one heir, or something else.

The Stark’s didn’t come out cleanly but they definitely got out of it far better than anyone else. They won.
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Post by: Tasty on May 20, 2019, 02:28:31 PM
Starks for sure played the long game while everyone else was only looking for immediate vengeance or results.

Leave one wolf alive and the sheep are never safe.

The lone wolf dies but the pack survives.

The North remembers.
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 02:32:20 PM
lol Starks didn't do shit. They just kept falling upwards through a series of increasingly unlikely circumstances.
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Post by: shosta on May 20, 2019, 02:36:12 PM
If the nobles get together and elect a king after the old one dies then really the king has been made into a figurehead monarch, while the six noble houses plot and scheme to distribute wealth and power amongst themselves. It makes sense that Bran is king in that capacity. Not sure why Sansa would want to be independent, then - she loses her vote as a noble and the real power she has by having a large standing army relative to the other holds. The Iron Fleet is completely destroyed, right? And House Frey has no heirs, leaving Riverrun unoccupied? So, really, Queen Sansa can extend her sphere of influence all the way from Winterfell to Casterly Rock after she forces Tyrion to give it to her, which she can do because he has no soft or hard power available to him. And if Tyrion wants to defend it then he's going to have to ask Bronn of Highgarden (this still makes me lol), who would just take it for himself or at least a large portion in exchange, so there's no situation here where Tyrion doesn't lose most if not all of his title.

I guess what I'm saying here is that, aside from the nonexistent character development which you can just imagine if you close your eyes, there are huge power vacuums and new dynamics that deserve even just the slightest elaboration.
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 02:39:37 PM
Speaking of power vacuums, is there a single lord in either realm that is on par with Sansa for her hand in marriage? You could say Bronn or fucking Gendry but it seems to me that Sansa would be marrying beneath her station.
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Post by: Tasty on May 20, 2019, 02:42:32 PM
If the nobles get together and elect a king after the old one dies then really the king has been made into a figurehead monarch, while the six noble houses plot and scheme to distribute wealth and power amongst themselves. It makes sense that Bran is king in that capacity. Not sure why Sansa would want to be independent, then - she loses her vote as a noble and the real power she has by having a large standing army relative to the other holds. The Iron Fleet is completely destroyed, right? And House Frey has no heirs, leaving Riverrun unoccupied? So, really, Queen Sansa can extend her sphere of influence all the way from Winterfell to Casterly Rock after she forces Tyrion to give it to her, which she can do because he has no soft or hard power available to him. And if Tyrion wants to defend it then he's going to have to ask Bronn of Highgarden (this still makes me lol), who would just take it for himself or at least a large portion in exchange, so there's no situation here where Tyrion doesn't lose most if not all of his title.

I guess what I'm saying here is that, aside from the nonexistent character development which you can just imagine if you close your eyes, there are huge power vacuums and new dynamics that deserve even just the slightest elaboration.

That's all well and good if Sansa's thinking of just the next decade, but the North being independent, even if it's just for a generation, is hugely important culturally. And if they can keep that independence up even longer, then that's all Sansa really wants anyways. She doesn't want power for its own sake, she just wants to protect her Northern allies.

In addition she probably trusts Bran enough to keep the 6 kingdoms playing nice under his rule, and to not try shit in the North -- he is a Stark after all, and I can't see any of the houses pulling any obviously anti-Stark/North shit under Bran's three-eyed rule.
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Post by: shosta on May 20, 2019, 02:45:41 PM
Oh, so what you're saying is that Bran is a puppet monarch that keeps the six kingdoms under foreign domination of house stark :hmph
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 02:46:02 PM
https://twitter.com/Tracy97907944/status/1130504767250214917
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 02:48:27 PM
the North is largely barren, with the majority of the land being uninhabitable, and unviable for agriculture. The North is basically Russia, destined to consolidate military power and lash out at its more prosperous Southern neighbors.
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 02:49:10 PM
And House Frey has no heirs, leaving Riverrun unoccupied?

Riverrun
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is ruled by the Tullys, not the Freys. The Freys were a vassal house that temporarily usurped after the Red Wedding.

Yeah, and Edmure is alive.
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Post by: Tasty on May 20, 2019, 02:51:18 PM
Oh, so what you're saying is that Bran is a puppet monarch that keeps the six kingdoms under foreign domination of house stark :hmph

I mean, kinda? And that's gotta be what the people of Westeros think too, right? There's now two thrones, and Starks on both of them. There's no way the common people wouldn't be talking about nepotism and sibling plots.

That's not how I see it playing out in *reality,* just that Bran's rule is probably much less susceptible to plots against him (and his House) since he has three-eyed raven powers. And his name is Stark. More of a deterrent than an active quid pro quo thing.
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 02:52:32 PM
People are complaining about 24 hour rule for the biggest show on tv currently having a series finale. Sorry but fuck you.

https://twitter.com/Free11Be/status/1130511634290663424

https://twitter.com/ZayneC301/status/1130506419969642496

That's one thing I loved about GoT. It was the last show of my memory to have that "event" feel. It was the last show I can remember that had the feel of the pre-DVR era. Back in the day, if you didn't watch a show you were shit out of luck and no one would hold your hand. It was straight fuck you if you hadn't watched it and made priority to watch it. I miss shit like that. Where tv felt like a big cultural event. :rejoice GoT pissing on spoiler culture :rejoice
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 02:54:12 PM
lol imagine all the commoners who aren't privy to all the plot details, the Bran being clairvoyant three eyed raven, Jon being a Targ, etc.are all thinking wtf just happened. Why'd they make the crippled Stark boy king?

 :huh
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Post by: jorma on May 20, 2019, 02:55:32 PM
Nah, he's going to be bran the builder II and bring peace and prosperity to the war savaged kingdom and be the most adored ruler in westeros since the dawn of man.

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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 02:56:16 PM
how about Meghan McCain apologizes for being a war mongering, xenophobic, entitled, talentless, far right faildaughter

 :pacspit
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 20, 2019, 02:56:25 PM
Dope finale I liked it especially Jon stabbing Dany YEAH BOYYY KING IN THE NORTH
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Post by: samir on May 20, 2019, 02:57:43 PM
HODOR IS THE TRUE KING HE WAS ROBBED
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 02:57:44 PM
lol imagine all the commoners who aren't privy to all the plot details, the Bran being clairvoyant three eyed raven, Jon being a Targ, etc.are all thinking wtf just happened. Why'd they make the crippled Stark boy king?

 :huh

:lol

Right? More than that, most of the lords there didn't know Bran's story. What were they catching up while Grey Worm went to fetch Tyrion? "Oh hey, we might execute my "brother" but let's talk about how I became the three eyed raven?"
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Post by: Tasty on May 20, 2019, 02:57:50 PM
Nah, he's going to be bran the builder II and bring peace and prosperity to the war savaged kingdom and be the most adored ruler in westeros since the dawn of man.



I was *just* thinking of Bran the Builder parallels.
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 02:59:39 PM
Nah, he's going to be bran the builder II and bring peace and prosperity to the war savaged kingdom and be the most adored ruler in westeros since the dawn of man.



I was *just* thinking of Bran the Builder parallels.

I think a theme with GRRM is that history repeats itself and that the wheel will never be broken.

Jon is Aemon, the exiled Targaryen; Bran is Bran the Builder. It's like poetry, it rhymes. Or something.
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Post by: shosta on May 20, 2019, 02:59:46 PM
lol imagine all the commoners
Dope finale I liked it especially Jon stabbing Dany YEAH BOYYY KING IN THE NORTH
I guess we don't have to imagine!
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Post by: samir on May 20, 2019, 03:01:22 PM
For all you nerds who also read the books, how much does the plot differ? And why is GRRM so fucking lazy?
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Post by: Tasty on May 20, 2019, 03:02:53 PM
lol imagine all the commoners
Dope finale I liked it especially Jon stabbing Dany YEAH BOYYY KING IN THE NORTH
I guess we don't have to imagine!

:lol
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 03:03:52 PM
For all you nerds who also read the books, how much does the plot differ?

Um. Vastly.

Quote
And why is GRRM so fucking lazy?

I wouldn't call him lazy. He just wrote himself into a hole.
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 20, 2019, 03:04:28 PM
Its over now, go home
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 03:05:22 PM
It's ridiculous that Sansa wouldn't quietly reinstate Jon after they all packed up and left. What are the Unsullied going to do? Good luck to a bunch of spearmen trying to get past Moat Cailin.

Sansa is a power hungry bitch, she never cared about Jon or Sansa or her father, etc.
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Post by: shosta on May 20, 2019, 03:06:14 PM
It's ridiculous that Sansa wouldn't quietly reinstate Jon after they all packed up and left. What are the Unsullied going to do? Good luck to a bunch of spearmen trying to get past Moat Cailin.
aw yeah sorry big brother, nothing I can do, real travesty that, I'll keep the seat warm for you in case things change yeah?
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 03:06:22 PM
lol imagine all the commoners
Dope finale I liked it especially Jon stabbing Dany YEAH BOYYY KING IN THE NORTH
I guess we don't have to imagine!

:lol

I wonder how MmaRsu feels about being compared with a commoner.
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Post by: Tasty on May 20, 2019, 03:06:25 PM
Dude actually does seem to write a lot, and we can see that in all the other material he's published outside ASoIaF in addition to all the Winds chapters he's read at cons, etc.

Problem is even by his own admittence, Winds is way too long and the publishers are basically begging him to split it up some how.

I'm sure a big part of him doing supplemental stuff is because he wrote himself into a few holes though, but at least he ironically has the show now to maybe help him out of them. :lol
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 20, 2019, 03:08:24 PM
Shows over

Close thread plz
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 03:09:46 PM
Shows over

Close thread plz

https://twitter.com/aPIMPnameMOSES/status/1130500084393758720
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Post by: TVC15 on May 20, 2019, 03:14:42 PM
Won’t the remaining dothraki rape and kill Bran like a week after he takes the throne since he’s all weak and shit?
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Post by: shosta on May 20, 2019, 03:15:11 PM
But it's kinda what Jon wants so whatever lol
obligatory

(https://preview.redd.it/cefjw8p0xly21.jpg?width=768&auto=webp&s=23613ee9670c6e5c19112c03299f1bf36474d9e0)
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 03:15:20 PM
https://twitter.com/bethisloco/status/1130341245170020353

Did we talk about the water bottle? Who hired the PA's on that fucking set man?
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 03:20:23 PM
This post aged well.

Unfortunately, whether the final episode is good or not I feel it will be divisive.

You have:

- People who think this should end like a Disney movie
- Cynical book readers
- Cynical tv watchers
- People who have legitimate criticisms but seem to be overblowing them
- Generic fantasy fans who expect LOTR
- People who are ride or die hardcore
- People who just want to see it all burn
- People that have realistic expectations of the show
- Casual fans
- Theorists
- People who bitch about everything no matter how good or bad it is
- Some of us have been watching for one year and binge watched it because of the hype for the last season
- the rest of us have been a fan of the books and show for a decade plus

And we're all in one big pot.

In other words...

(https://i.imgur.com/nl4bvro.gif)
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 03:21:52 PM
yeah dothraki running amuck in King's Landing is every far right nationalist's wet dream. Let's send these horse eating savages back to their mud huts and Make Westeros Great Again!
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Post by: Tasty on May 20, 2019, 03:22:21 PM
Jon *wanted* to be on the Wall, or north of it, whatever. How many times does the dude need to say "fuck off I don't want this" before people realize he's kind of a weird loner who made more friends among wildlings than Westerosi before his untimely (but great PR-wise) death and resurrection.

Jon Snow is the equivalent of Solid Snake at the end of MGS1. Except replace Meryl with Tormund.

Edit- Beaten but I think I'm onto something with the Snake comparison.
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Post by: Tasty on May 20, 2019, 03:26:39 PM
Won’t the remaining dothraki rape and kill Bran like a week after he takes the throne since he’s all weak and shit?

He may be weak in body, but they're weak in mind. He'd warg into any would-be assassin, if it came to that. Most likely he'd tell some guards ahead of time before the force arrived.

Maybe. The full extent of Bran's powers were never really well established, even before he became the 3ER.
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Post by: El Babua on May 20, 2019, 03:33:04 PM
Dude actually does seem to write a lot, and we can see that in all the other material he's published outside ASoIaF in addition to all the Winds chapters he's read at cons, etc.

Problem is even by his own admittence, Winds is way too long and the publishers are basically begging him to split it up some how.

I'm sure a big part of him doing supplemental stuff is because he wrote himself into a few holes though, but at least he ironically has the show now to maybe help him out of them. :lol

He's not as slow as people claim. He did write a 200k+ word tome on Targaryen kings in between Dance and Winds. I'm guessing it's both structural issues he dealt himself from Feast/Dance on top of making sure Winds is satisfying after those 2 books being essentially build up.

Again, it's rumored he supposedly had an almost complete version of Winds in 2015 but he pulled it back cause he was unsatisfied with the material. Same deal with dance where he had like a 600 - 700 page head start and it still took him 6 years.
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Post by: Tasty on May 20, 2019, 03:33:06 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/U1Y3uHp.png)
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Post by: team filler on May 20, 2019, 03:35:55 PM
imagine choosing to live under a surveillance state with the promise of a little more security and peace  ::)
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 03:35:57 PM
Otakon is an even better parallel than Meryl.

I still don't understand how Sam became a Grandmaester without a single ring.
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 20, 2019, 04:09:21 PM
If the nobles get together and elect a king after the old one dies then really the king has been made into a figurehead monarch, while the six noble houses plot and scheme to distribute wealth and power amongst themselves.


That’s pretty much every real world monarchy ever. Absolute power was always a myth.
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Post by: Bebpo on May 20, 2019, 04:11:39 PM
For all you nerds who also read the books, how much does the plot differ? And why is GRRM so fucking lazy?

Lotta differences in how characters are portrayed. Like Stannis is way different (and fucking awesome) and still alive in the book. Book Jaime is pretty different too. Also a lot of other characters and their arcs.

I mean the thing is if you just enjoy the character arcs along the way, the book has like double the cast and that's a bunch of good stories you don't get in the show. Like Quentyn Martell in Book 5 is a fun arc that is missing from the show.

I kinda want GRRM to get pissed at the show spoiling his old concept outline and just make a lot of things even more different because of that. Like don't bring Jon back (since the last book ended cliffhanger on his assassination) lol, that'd be hilarious. Or have him be a wolf for the rest of the series or something.
Or say fuck all these losers and let Stannis sit on the throne in the end. Hell, if he makes it past Winterfell in the books and closer to endgame I'll be happy.
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 20, 2019, 04:25:31 PM
Otakon is an even better parallel than Meryl.

I still don't understand how Sam became a Grandmaester without a single ring.

It‘s a metaphor for the higher education system. They‘ll give you a degree for pretty much anything these days. :smug
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 04:26:27 PM
For all you nerds who also read the books, how much does the plot differ? And why is GRRM so fucking lazy?

Lotta differences in how characters are portrayed. Like Stannis is way different (and fucking awesome) and still alive in the book. Book Jaime is pretty different too. Also a lot of other characters and their arcs.

I mean the thing is if you just enjoy the character arcs along the way, the book has like double the cast and that's a bunch of good stories you don't get in the show. Like Quentyn Martell in Book 5 is a fun arc that is missing from the show.

I kinda want GRRM to get pissed at the show spoiling his old concept outline and just make a lot of things even more different because of that. Like don't bring Jon back (since the last book ended cliffhanger on his assassination) lol, that'd be hilarious. Or have him be a wolf for the rest of the series or something.
Or say fuck all these losers and let Stannis sit on the throne in the end. Hell, if he makes it past Winterfell in the books and closer to endgame I'll be happy.

ASOIAF as we know now from the book Sam showed is about Dany and Jon though.
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Post by: thisismyusername on May 20, 2019, 04:27:33 PM
I put a question mark there.  I really meant for that thread though, didn't word that well. lol

Damn it. :fbm
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 04:41:05 PM
what's the story behind TIMU's beef with riotous?
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Post by: team filler on May 20, 2019, 04:46:56 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/diXIGLu.jpg)
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 04:49:10 PM
:lol

Real talk though, they have said that dragons are very smart. I have no idea why people have an issue with Drogon destroying the throne. Now flying off to his home planet with Dany tho...
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 20, 2019, 04:59:58 PM
Note: Drogon died on the way back to his home planet.
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Post by: Kara on May 20, 2019, 05:03:15 PM
Speaking of power vacuums, is there a single lord in either realm that is on par with Sansa for her hand in marriage? You could say Bronn or fucking Gendry but it seems to me that Sansa would be marrying beneath her station.

That's why I made the Queen Elizabeth I reference in my tl;dr post. Unless she marries for ~true love~ (which I'm sure her deceased brother would caution against could he) there's no logical marriage as alliance available.

Maybe in 50 years Doofus Karstark, first of his name, will marry some Tully or whatever and defuse regional tensions a la Dorne but that's way down the line.
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 20, 2019, 05:04:50 PM
There is always the Habsburg method. :trumps
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Post by: Nintex on May 20, 2019, 05:10:51 PM
The Throne was like the ring from LOTR. Only those who don't seek power were immune (Ned, Robert, Bran).

The red priests, the blood magic, the lord of light, prophecies, they had some neat tricks but it was all bullshit that meant nothing.

Anyhow, between the North keeping its independence and handing Bronn the most wealthy lands (the Lannister mines ran dry as Tywin mentioned) they're setting themselves up for another terrible decade.
Also, I might've missed him but I didn't see Gendry Baratheon at the council meeting. Probably plotting somewhere to retake the throne too.

Tyrion's arc is surprisingly the saddest. He directly or indirectly kills most of his family and friends and finally he convinces Jon to kill the one person he believed in as well.

Also a big L to Grey Worm. Yes, the Northmen and probably the Knights of the Vale and Dornish were camped outside Kings Landing.
Still, he had all the lords and ladies in one place and could've easily had the Unsullied kill them all, thus 'Breaking the Wheel'.

After all it was Petyr Baelish who set all these people up to start the war and it still seems like most of them didn't realize he was the sole architect of most of the conflicts between the great houses.
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 20, 2019, 05:10:58 PM
Maybe that‘s what Arya is doing, find a brother in law. :thinking

The best method is to wait a few years and see which house could become dangerous in the future and try to control them and keep them loyal via marriage.

Before you ask, yes, I have played Crusader Kings II as you can see. :smug
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Post by: toku on May 20, 2019, 05:13:07 PM
https://twitter.com/AliseNavidad/status/1130520828414636032
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Post by: Nintex on May 20, 2019, 05:17:06 PM
One of the spin offs is probably The Legend of Arya: The Wind Waker.
She had not once brought up this idea of heading west or using a boat to do anything.

The Starks also have ships now and she's a captain that knows how to command a ship.
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 05:17:50 PM
Nintex, Gendry was at the council.
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Post by: shosta on May 20, 2019, 05:18:17 PM
Sailing off to find new lands after rejecting birthright privileges is The Phantom Hourglass :ufup
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Post by: Nintex on May 20, 2019, 05:25:10 PM
I mean her brother is King of the 6 Kingdoms, I'm sure he can commandeer a boat for her.

Entire thing was a bit silly but where she got the boat from is hardly some unsolved mystery.
You mean, after Davos has a back and forth with Bronn about if they should fund ships or brothels?
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 20, 2019, 05:31:08 PM
What do you think is Arya‘s credit score at the bank of braavos?
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Post by: daemon on May 20, 2019, 05:32:10 PM
Guys, the North is not part of the 6 Kingdoms. They can do a ship for the sister of the Queen in the North lmao.
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 20, 2019, 05:35:49 PM
Guys, the North is not part of the 6 Kingdoms.

In name only.
Kara, please tell this ignoramus about the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth. ::)
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Post by: Nintex on May 20, 2019, 05:44:50 PM
- Stannis takes control of the Royal Fleet when Robert dies
- Tyrion destroys most of the Royal Fleet with Wildfire during the battle of the blackwater
- Stannis takes the remainder of the Royal fleet (a handful of ships) and sails beyond the wall to 'save' Jon Snow
- Cersei notices the lack of a fleet at Kings Landing and allies herself with Euron and the Iron Fleet
- Grey Worm tries to take Casterly Rock, surprise attack from Euron destroys the Unsullied fleet
- Dany moves with her army to Kings Landing from Dragonstone. Euron destroys their ships. Leaving them stranded.
- Dany has to wait for Jon Snow to walk from Winterfell to Kings Landing with the rest of her armies
- Dany burns the Iron Fleet and every other ship in King's Landing
- A new King has been picked
- Grey Worm leaves for Naath with the Unsullied taking seemingly every ship with him
- The North is ravaged by the Night King and depleted from the wars. Thousands of Northmen are still camped outside Kings Landing waiting for Sansa to broker for peace with the Unsullied
- Bronn prioritizes spending on brothels vs. spending on ships
- Arya magically acquires a ship and a crew for this fun idea she has
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Post by: Nintex on May 20, 2019, 05:52:32 PM
I dunno, a ship seems like a rare and valuable commodity not something you can just grab and run off with.

The same with how fast they had seemingly rebuild the red keep. I guess those Dothraki are pretty good builders?

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Post by: BisMarckie on May 20, 2019, 05:55:46 PM
King‘s Landing was an inside job to help the struggling construction and land development businesses.
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 06:01:05 PM
(https://i.redd.it/f5ng8m1waaz21.jpg)

Nice touch
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Post by: team filler on May 20, 2019, 06:03:00 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/RU8o0NC.jpg)
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Post by: team filler on May 20, 2019, 06:05:14 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/vL9XfES.jpg)
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Post by: Nintex on May 20, 2019, 06:27:33 PM
(https://preview.redd.it/cngi31n6saz21.jpg?width=960&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=8cc611f9930a1e516b42d685772730d78396cf76)

- In the exciting scene where Bran unexpectedly turns King they placed him in the middle of the group. Already in the position of the King.
- Bran says to Tyrion at Winterfell: "I can't be a lord of anything I'm the 3 eyed raven now" in Kings Landing he says: "Why do you think I came all the way here?"
- Grey Worm leaves the 7 Kingdoms forever. Thus Jon didn't have to be exiled. Grey Worm wouldn't have known if Jon came back.
- Sansa is crowned Queen of the North. Yet Bran has no crown.


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Post by: curly on May 20, 2019, 07:23:20 PM
Guys, the North is not part of the 6 Kingdoms.

In name only.
Kara, please tell this ignoramus about the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth. ::)

Lol I immediately thought of the Commonwealth when they proposed an elective monarchy. Tyrion's going to look like a real idiot when Braavos and the North partition the six kingdoms between them
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Post by: toku on May 20, 2019, 07:30:21 PM
https://twitter.com/yusefroach/status/1130320295825367040
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 07:33:56 PM
Seeing plenty of “sorry that your dragon show sucked” memes around. I hate implication that a story sucks if it has dragons in it. :(
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Post by: Tasty on May 20, 2019, 07:35:35 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/vL9XfES.jpg)

:dead LITERALLY 👏🏻
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 07:39:38 PM
the Free Cities looking at all these continental idiots and their stupid wars like

 :neogaf :confused


Are they going to install ramps all over King's Landing?
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Post by: Kara on May 20, 2019, 07:44:11 PM
Seeing plenty of “sorry that your dragon show sucked” memes around. I hate implication that a story sucks if it has dragons in it. :(

Drop some facts and logic on them and bring up a little piece of art called Dragon Ball. :hmph
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 07:47:35 PM
a video from 3 weeks ago that predicted Bran being the king

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5n8Q4lOUic

not going to give it too much credit because there are only so many options, but still somewhat impressive that one of the stupid fan theories got it right.

fake edit: he even got the melting of the chair right. I'm calling shenanigans, this fucker must've read the spoilers.
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 07:48:20 PM
Seeing plenty of “sorry that your dragon show sucked” memes around. I hate implication that a story sucks if it has dragons in it. :(

Drop some facts and logic on them and bring up a little piece of art called Dragon Ball. :hmph

Tbh the people bitching about people talking GoT - the most popular show on tv that has gone to inspire an entire generation of tv writing - are probably the most annoying. “I don’t watch GoT”. Okay. :goty2
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 07:50:14 PM
Mike Portnoy (formerly of Dream Theater) wrote the most "leave D&D alone  :crybaby " MMaRsu type blogpost
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Post by: Human Snorenado on May 20, 2019, 07:52:56 PM
Finale was meh. Show ended up being ok-good. First 4 seasons were great, 5 and 6 were good, 7 had good moments, and 8... 8 was a thing that happened.
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 08:02:57 PM
Kara you're forgetting Puff the Magic Dragon too :tocry
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Post by: Don Rumata on May 20, 2019, 08:17:01 PM
(https://preview.redd.it/cngi31n6saz21.jpg?width=960&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=8cc611f9930a1e516b42d685772730d78396cf76)

- In the exciting scene where Bran unexpectedly turns King they placed him in the middle of the group. Already in the position of the King.
- Bran says to Tyrion at Winterfell: "I can't be a lord of anything I'm the 3 eyed raven now" in Kings Landing he says: "Why do you think I came all the way here?"
- Grey Worm leaves the 7 Kingdoms forever. Thus Jon didn't have to be exiled. Grey Worm wouldn't have known if Jon came back.
- Sansa is crowned Queen of the North. Yet Bran has no crown.
>Start post with proof of Grey Worm's teleporting abilities.
>"Lol, Grey Worm couldn't have known!"

 :beli
-
Just saw it, anyway.
Shosta's spoiler all in all wasn't that bad, 'cause the moment wasn't really played like a big twist in the first place, and i'm fine with how things ended in general.
Writing has been shit for a while, as we've said plenty, it's not like some of the shit in here stood out.

So again, i'm fine with most of it, even though King Bran's election scene was clearly the low point, and really reaching "Sand Snakes" level of atrociousness (lol the North will remain independent cause we fought a lot!  :doge :doge :doge).

I liked Daenerys' psycho speech to Jon, even though it felt like she stopped taking her meds all of a sudden, but in her Sith-Lady attire she was hot af, so i'm cool with that.

Everything else was kind of "whatever" all around, really nothing that will stick in my memory in a month's time.
 

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Post by: headwalk on May 20, 2019, 08:22:08 PM
bit wank wasn't it?

first half was good, then it turns into game of thrones family holiday special with guest appearances from all your favourite characters. plucked straight from dr branhattan's self insert head canon.

was nice seeing tobias menzies again though. he's been AWOL since the red wedding which is a shame because he's probably best remaining actor on the show.

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Post by: headwalk on May 20, 2019, 08:29:35 PM
two seasons of ramping up the throttle on dany's authoritarianism vs. a duplicitous scheming sansa could've been great. instead we get a WCW heel turn from benevolent to hitler and sansa just sort of floating around doing mostly fuck all except looking stoic.
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Post by: headwalk on May 20, 2019, 08:32:00 PM
glad arya fulfilled her 8 season dream to be a pirate though.
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Post by: Don Rumata on May 20, 2019, 08:36:05 PM
Also Drogon sleeping under the snow was real cool shit.
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 08:46:34 PM
Danny the type of Khaleesee to get a dog and name it Dag
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Post by: team filler on May 20, 2019, 08:58:42 PM
child bride names pet after her rapist :doge
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 09:07:10 PM
Dany the type of Khaleesee to get a dog and name it Khal Doggo
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 09:07:35 PM
Rhaegal - Rhaegar
Viserion - Viserys
Drogon - Drogo

:beli
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Post by: team filler on May 20, 2019, 09:23:56 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/I0jJiPW.png)
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 09:27:02 PM
The Blacks Watch.
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Post by: thisismyusername on May 20, 2019, 09:28:11 PM
Seeing plenty of “sorry that your dragon show sucked” memes around. I hate implication that a story sucks if it has dragons in it. :(

Well they kinda do. :trumps

LotR? No dragons. Sucked.
Hobbit? Had a Dragon, was killed. Ruled.

...Wait, that's kinda making your point...

OH WAIT!

Magic: the Gathering: Big Bad is a Celestial Dragon. Lore Sucks post-Mending.

:trumps Checkmate, Atheists.
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 09:28:31 PM
https://twitter.com/badcree/status/1130315031290290177
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Post by: Kara on May 20, 2019, 10:03:29 PM
Kara you're forgetting Puff the Magic Dragon too :tocry

I have a lot of gaps in my knowledge when it comes to kids movies / TV. That also works!
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Post by: El Babua on May 20, 2019, 10:06:41 PM
https://twitter.com/Cam_Oflage/status/1130533790382616577
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Post by: Steve Contra on May 20, 2019, 10:06:51 PM
Finale was meh. Show ended up being ok-good. First 4 seasons were great, 5 and 6 were good, 7 had good moments, and 8... 8 was a thing that happened.
this is my thought as well. I'm laying all the Shit stuff on grrm not having any idea how anyone was going to get to the ending.
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Post by: team filler on May 20, 2019, 10:12:39 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/eQtHFYK.jpg)
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Post by: shosta on May 20, 2019, 10:44:29 PM
man, I'm with agrajag now. khaleesi's story was fucked good. jon snow's story was fucked good. winter was fucked good. I know this isn't really high fantasy but years ago I was looking forward to the Azor Ahai resurrection / REAL Lightbringer prophecy culminating with Jon Snow's heroic arc and Daenerys' justice arc.

Maybe Jon Snow is supposed to kill Daenerys - but how about as the ultimate sacrifice to bring out Lightbringer's power to defeat the Night King, like in the legend? Maybe King's Landing was supposed to be destroyed, like in Dany's vision - but how about not retconning snow into ash, and letting the Night King kill Cersei instead? Take every lesson from the story and make it add up to something.
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 10:57:17 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Msc6NIS.jpg)
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Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 11:02:29 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/UnnQrOl.jpg)
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 11:11:23 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/eQtHFYK.jpg)

 I gotta read this article :lol
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Post by: bluemax on May 21, 2019, 12:16:16 AM
For all you nerds who also read the books, how much does the plot differ? And why is GRRM so fucking lazy?

Did you not see the list of a dozen unresolved plot threads that didn't even show up in the tv show? If you wrote that many Shaggy Dog (see what I did there) storylines in your trilogy that is now at least 7 books long, wouldn't you give up as well?
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Post by: El Babua on May 21, 2019, 12:41:18 AM
GRRM being nice and thanking everyone

http://georgerrmartin.com/notablog/2019/05/20/an-ending/

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7D7khKUYAE22ys.png:large)

There was a rumor a couple months back about GRRM working with Fromsoft. Guess it's true :rejoice
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Post by: thisismyusername on May 21, 2019, 12:44:27 AM
GRRM being nice and thanking everyone

http://georgerrmartin.com/notablog/2019/05/20/an-ending/

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7D7khKUYAE22ys.png:large)

There was a rumor a couple months back about GRRM working with Fromsoft. Guess it's true :rejoice

Lot of words about nothing:


Quote
And I’m writing.   Winter is coming, I told you, long ago… and so it is.   THE WINDS OF WINTER is very late, I know, I know, but it will be done.  I won’t say when, I’ve tried that before, only to burn you all and jinx myself… but I will finish it, and then will come A DREAM OF SPRING.

How will it all end? I hear people asking.   The same ending as the show?  Different?

Well… yes.  And no.  And yes.   And no.   And yes.   And no.   And yes.

I am working in a very different medium than David and Dan, never forget.   They had eight hours for this final season.   I expect these last two books of mine will fill 3000 manuscript pages between them before I’m done… and if more pages and chapters and scenes are needed, I’ll add them.   And of course the butterfly effect will be at work as well; those of you who follow this Not A Blog will know that I’ve been talking about that since season one.   There are characters who never made it onto the screen at all, and others who died in the show but still live in the books… so if nothing else, the readers will learn what happened to Jeyne Poole, Lady Stoneheart, Penny and her pig, Skahaz Shavepate, Arianne Martell, Darkstar, Victarion Greyjoy, Ser Garlan the Gallant, Aegon VI, and a myriad of other characters both great and small that viewers of the show never had the chance to meet.   And yes, there will be unicorns… of a sort…

Fucker will die before the series is done. lmao.

Also double lmao at learning about the pilot that was SO FUCKING BAD that it's not the actual first episode.
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Post by: El Babua on May 21, 2019, 12:45:24 AM
Yo, who cares about Winds - imagine a Sekiro swordplay game with fucking KNIGHTS and shit!
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Post by: Himu on May 21, 2019, 01:38:22 AM
Nah I want an rpg.

So happy for George. The guy has made the most popular fantasy story in the modern world besides LotR. He should be proud.
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Post by: Raist on May 21, 2019, 01:53:27 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/I0jJiPW.png)

To be fair in Ep.5 it was a black dude murdering people who had surrendered :ohyou
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Post by: Bebpo on May 21, 2019, 02:22:36 AM
The fromsoft thing being real is so fucking bizarre. Now I’m pretty curious about it. Some people are saying it’s a Dark Souls game set in ASOIAF which would be kinda crazy.
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Post by: bluemax on May 21, 2019, 02:38:26 AM
GRRM being nice and thanking everyone

http://georgerrmartin.com/notablog/2019/05/20/an-ending/

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7D7khKUYAE22ys.png:large)

There was a rumor a couple months back about GRRM working with Fromsoft. Guess it's true :rejoice

Lot of words about nothing:


Quote
And I’m writing.   Winter is coming, I told you, long ago… and so it is.   THE WINDS OF WINTER is very late, I know, I know, but it will be done.  I won’t say when, I’ve tried that before, only to burn you all and jinx myself… but I will finish it, and then will come A DREAM OF SPRING.

How will it all end? I hear people asking.   The same ending as the show?  Different?

Well… yes.  And no.  And yes.   And no.   And yes.   And no.   And yes.

I am working in a very different medium than David and Dan, never forget.   They had eight hours for this final season.   I expect these last two books of mine will fill 3000 manuscript pages between them before I’m done… and if more pages and chapters and scenes are needed, I’ll add them.   And of course the butterfly effect will be at work as well; those of you who follow this Not A Blog will know that I’ve been talking about that since season one.   There are characters who never made it onto the screen at all, and others who died in the show but still live in the books… so if nothing else, the readers will learn what happened to Jeyne Poole, Lady Stoneheart, Penny and her pig, Skahaz Shavepate, Arianne Martell, Darkstar, Victarion Greyjoy, Ser Garlan the Gallant, Aegon VI, and a myriad of other characters both great and small that viewers of the show never had the chance to meet.   And yes, there will be unicorns… of a sort…

Fucker will die before the series is done. lmao.

Also double lmao at learning about the pilot that was SO FUCKING BAD that it's not the actual first episode.

I enjoy that he lists out a bunch of the pointless characters that the TV show dispensed with.
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Post by: naff on May 21, 2019, 05:07:51 AM
Yo, who cares about Winds - imagine a Sekiro swordplay game with fucking KNIGHTS and shit!

 :thinking

spoiler (click to show/hide)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDGSxkxrI0w
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Souls style feels like a natural fit with the more enigmatic parts of GoT. The Faceless men, the magic of the Night King, the Three Eyed Raven. The desolation of the North. But it already had Knights and Dragons and great swordplay. I don't really care either way, would prob lean towards them doing their own thing since it still feels like they have a lot of room to explore. But eh, if this affords them a bigger budget to do a Hollywood production, fuck it. The shitstorm about difficulty settings (fucked if they do, fucked if they don't) will be glorious.
(https://usatftw.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/jordanheadline.jpg?w=1000)
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Post by: Don Rumata on May 21, 2019, 07:26:46 AM
Yo, who cares about Winds - imagine a Sekiro swordplay game with fucking KNIGHTS and shit!
From Soft already had 4 European fantasy ARPGs, can't say a slightly different flavor in the items text would excite me at all.
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Post by: thisismyusername on May 21, 2019, 08:25:26 AM
Spoilered in case Riotious wigs out
(https://i.imgur.com/BOJFhzp.png)
[close]
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Post by: Himu on May 21, 2019, 08:39:15 AM
As much as I had issues with game of thrones I’m really fucking sad it’s over now. Holy God I’m gonna be a mess when I beat Shenmue III.
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Post by: Don Rumata on May 21, 2019, 11:00:28 AM
As much as I had issues with game of thrones I’m really fucking sad it’s over now. Holy God I’m gonna be a mess when I beat Shenmue III.
You really think S3 will finish the story?
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Post by: Brehvolution on May 21, 2019, 11:03:20 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/RAihQ9J.jpg)
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Post by: agrajag on May 21, 2019, 11:03:55 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/hYbHwjT.jpg)
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Post by: Joe Molotov on May 21, 2019, 11:07:38 AM
GRRM being nice and thanking everyone

http://georgerrmartin.com/notablog/2019/05/20/an-ending/

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7D7khKUYAE22ys.png:large)

There was a rumor a couple months back about GRRM working with Fromsoft. Guess it's true :rejoice

Can't believe we're finally getting that My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute videogame adaptation!
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Post by: Himu on May 21, 2019, 11:09:10 AM
As much as I had issues with game of thrones I’m really fucking sad it’s over now. Holy God I’m gonna be a mess when I beat Shenmue III.
You really think S3 will finish the story?

Never said that would.
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Post by: Don Rumata on May 21, 2019, 11:24:13 AM
As much as I had issues with game of thrones I’m really fucking sad it’s over now. Holy God I’m gonna be a mess when I beat Shenmue III.
You really think S3 will finish the story?

Never said that would.
Wait, so what was the correlation with GoT ending?  ???
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Post by: Himu on May 21, 2019, 11:31:47 AM
Waiting for something for years.
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Post by: agrajag on May 21, 2019, 12:42:50 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/HA43ukR.jpg)
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Post by: Himu on May 21, 2019, 12:49:42 PM
https://twitter.com/cindtrillella/status/1130297061717544961

This thread is hilarious. Must read. She tears the series apart lmao
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Post by: agrajag on May 21, 2019, 01:02:55 PM
https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/game-thrones-season-8-finale-bran-daenerys-cersei-jon-snow-zizek-revolution-a8923371.html

Quote from: Daddy Z
This is why the battles in season eight follow a logical path from an external opposition to the inner split: the defeat of the inhuman Night Army, the defeat of Lannisters and the destruction of King’s Landing; the last struggle between the Starks and Daenerys – ultimately between traditional “good” nobility (Starks) faithfully protecting their subjects from bad tyrants, and Daenerys as a new type of a strong leader, a kind of progressive bonapartist acting on behalf of the underprivileged.

The stakes in the final conflict are thus: should the revolt against tyranny be just a fight for the return of the old kinder version of the same hierarchical order, or should it develop into the search for a new order that is needed?

The finale combines the rejection of a radical change with an old anti-feminist motif at work in Wagner. For Wagner, there is nothing more disgusting than a woman who intervenes in political life, driven by the desire for power. In contrast to male ambition, a woman wants power in order to promote her own narrow family interests or, even worse, her personal caprice, incapable as she is of perceiving the universal dimension of state politics.

But – let’s bite our sour apple now – what about Daenerys’ murderous outbursts? Can the ruthless killing of the thousands of ordinary people in King’s Landing really be justified as a necessary step to universal freedom? At this point, we should remember that the scenario was written by two men.

Daenerys as the Mad Queen is strictly a male fantasy, so the critics were right when they pointed out that her descent into madness was psychologically not justified. The view of Daenerys with mad-furious expression flying on a dragon and burning houses and people expresses patriarchal ideology with its fear of a strong political woman.

The final destiny of the leading women in Game of Thrones fits these coordinates. Even if the good Daenerys wins and destroys the bad Cersei, power corrupts her. Arya (who saved them all by single-handedly killing the Night King) also disappears, sailing to the West of the West (as if to colonise America).

The one who remains (as the queen of the autonomous kingdom of the North) is Sansa, a type of women beloved by today’s capitalism: she combines feminine softness and understanding with a good dose of intrigue, and thus fully fits the new power relations. This marginalisation of women is a key moment of the general liberal-conservative lesson of the finale: revolutions have to go wrong, they bring new tyranny, or, as Jon put it to Daenerys:

“The people who follow you know that you made something impossible happen. Maybe that helps them believe that you can make other impossible things happen: build a world that’s different from the shit one they’ve always known. But if you use dragons to melt castles and burn cities, you’re no different.”

Quote
So justice prevailed – but what kind of justice? The new king is Bran: crippled, all-knowing, who wants nothing – with the evocation of the insipid wisdom that the best rulers are those who do not want power. A dismissive laughter that ensues when one of the new elite proposes a more democratic selection of the king tells it all.

And one cannot help but note that those faithful to Daenerys to the end are more diverse – her military commander is black – while the new rulers are clearly white Nordic. The radical queen who wanted more freedom for everyone irrespective of their social standing and race is eliminated, things are brought back to normal.

 :lawd

I need an audio version of this, with the snorts and sniffles.


Now we need Daddy P's analysis.

"Daenerys represents the chaos dragon which is a manifestation of the female energy. The eunich represents the futility of the modern feminist man trying to conform to the subversion of heteronormative Western values.  Mhhhmm, right. And it makes sense that the masculine king sits on the throne and the mad witch gets stabbed in the chest."
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 21, 2019, 01:05:36 PM
Quote
Daenerys as the Mad Queen is strictly a male fantasy, so the critics were right when they pointed out that her descent into madness was psychologically not justified. The view of Daenerys with mad-furious expression flying on a dragon and burning houses and people expresses patriarchal ideology with its fear of a strong political woman.

Oh my god..not this shit too

 :lol

(https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1200/1*RxmPeSybIUtxea4Vh98y2g.jpeg)
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 21, 2019, 01:06:55 PM
man, I'm with agrajag now. khaleesi's story was fucked good. jon snow's story was fucked good. winter was fucked good. I know this isn't really high fantasy but years ago I was looking forward to the Azor Ahai resurrection / REAL Lightbringer prophecy culminating with Jon Snow's heroic arc and Daenerys' justice arc.

Maybe Jon Snow is supposed to kill Daenerys - but how about as the ultimate sacrifice to bring out Lightbringer's power to defeat the Night King, like in the legend? Maybe King's Landing was supposed to be destroyed, like in Dany's vision - but how about not retconning snow into ash, and letting the Night King kill Cersei instead? Take every lesson from the story and make it add up to something.

Stop projecting your hopes & dreams from the books into the fucking show

 :lol

" Hey guys maybe this should have happened! Or this instead! I was really looking forward to discovering more about ... from the books! Maybe the show could have gone in this direction instead?"

Lulz
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Post by: agrajag on May 21, 2019, 01:08:56 PM
Maybe the show could've been good?
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 21, 2019, 01:48:58 PM
Maybe the show could've been good?

It was great, stop crying.
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Post by: agrajag on May 21, 2019, 01:54:16 PM
you're the only one crying you little fanboy bitch! how many GoT shirts do you have in your closet?

MMaRsu:

(https://media.tenor.com/images/669ae0d65fb993b658d44cb5a0dae6ac/tenor.gif)
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 21, 2019, 01:59:03 PM
Lol I have enjoyed every season. Not sure why all of a sudden this season the show turned to shit. Its fucking hilarious to see some of yall get so worked up over the smallest littlest details. BUT CAN A DRAGON FIRE EVEN BREAK STONE?

But whatever like I said Ive enjoyed all seasons, sure there were some errors or stupid continuation errors but none of that impacted my fun and pleasure watching the show.

Really have a feeling some of yall watched it looking like this the entire time.

(https://previews.123rf.com/images/golubovy/golubovy1807/golubovy180700147/104243890-serious-man-is-not-impressed-by-you-critical-look-with-a-raised-brow-portrait-of-a-young-guy-on-ligh.jpg)
With an angry look, and a magnifying glass that everything that's not 100% up to snuff makes the show bad.

Oh well I thought it was a grandiose undertaking, the writers did the best they could and sometimes it def could have been written better but they worked with what they had and I respect them for that.

But I guess its easier to shit on them, make memes instead of looking from a realistic human standpoint.

I'm glad it's over so I dont have to be confronted by people going nuts over the smallest details. If anything is cringe worthy to me, that would be it.

( stuff like Euron attack by Dany? Yeah ok that was stupid fucking writing )
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Post by: Nintex on May 21, 2019, 02:05:51 PM
Alternative outcome:
- The council meets to pick a new King
Sansa: "John is and was the Rightful heir. If Dany had known her place she would've still lived. He should be our king"
Davos: "I fought and died for Stannis Baratheon because I believed he was the prince that was promised. I don't know much about magic and prophecies but I do know that Jon Snow is our promised King"
Grey Worm: "Jon Snow cannot be King"
Tyrion: "Daenerys burned Varys and with him, she burned reason. You would've fought and died for nothing had she still lived"
Sam: "I watched Jon die and then I watched him come back from the dead. He has a mission and I believe that Mission is to be our King"
etc.

What we got was:
Tyrion thinks: "Oh dear, guess these idiots can't decide on a King. Let's see, Bronn still wants my head so who is easy to manipulate and won't care about anything that is going on."
Tyrion: "ALL HAIL BRAN THE BROKEN!"
All: "What about Jon tho?"
Bran: "Fuck him, Just send him to the wall"
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 21, 2019, 02:12:33 PM
lol stfu you autstys :heh
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Post by: shosta on May 21, 2019, 02:13:59 PM
Stop projecting your hopes & dreams from the books into the fucking show

 :lol

" Hey guys maybe this should have happened! Or this instead! I was really looking forward to discovering more about ... from the books! Maybe the show could have gone in this direction instead?"

Lulz
This is going to blow your tiny dutch brain, but the show is based on the books
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 21, 2019, 02:14:25 PM
Alternative outcome:
- The council meets to pick a new King
Sansa: "John is and was the Rightful heir. If Dany had known her place she would've still lived. He should be our king"
Davos: "I fought and died for Stannis Baratheon because I believed he was the prince that was promised. I don't know much about magic and prophecies but I do know that Jon Snow is our promised King"
Grey Worm: "Jon Snow cannot be King"
Tyrion: "Daenerys burned Varys and with him, she burned reason. You would've fought and died for nothing had she still lived"
Sam: "I watched Jon die and then I watched him come back from the dead. He has a mission and I believe that Mission is to be our King"
etc.

What we got was:
Tyrion thinks: "Oh dear, guess these idiots can't decide on a King. Let's see, Bronn still wants my head so who is easy to manipulate and won't care about anything that is going on."
Tyrion: "ALL HAIL BRAN THE BROKEN!"
All: "What about Jon tho?"
Bran: "Fuck him, Just send him to the wall"

Really? The three eyed Raven? Easy to manipulate?

(https://media2.giphy.com/media/KyCFDmd0u1S1v4Svai/giphy.gif)
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 21, 2019, 02:15:26 PM
Stop projecting your hopes & dreams from the books into the fucking show

 :lol

" Hey guys maybe this should have happened! Or this instead! I was really looking forward to discovering more about ... from the books! Maybe the show could have gone in this direction instead?"

Lulz
This is going to blow your tiny dutch brain, but the show is based on the books

It is, and then the writer stopped writing and the writers of the show had to fill in the blanks itself.

Many things from the books aren't even mentioned in the show.

So yes it's stupid to project your assumptions and hopes from the book onto the show, since it has been clear for a few seasons that this is it's own story.
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Post by: agrajag on May 21, 2019, 02:21:18 PM
when Nintex fanfics make more sense than what we got

 :goty2

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Post by: team filler on May 21, 2019, 02:22:19 PM
 :rejoice
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 21, 2019, 02:25:59 PM
fanfics :lol

 :nerds :nerds :nerds :nerds :nerds
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Post by: team filler on May 21, 2019, 02:33:06 PM
https://www.facebook.com/NinjaJesus/videos/10157459977395625/
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Post by: Nintex on May 21, 2019, 02:33:55 PM
Alternative outcome:
- The council meets to pick a new King
Sansa: "John is and was the Rightful heir. If Dany had known her place she would've still lived. He should be our king"
Davos: "I fought and died for Stannis Baratheon because I believed he was the prince that was promised. I don't know much about magic and prophecies but I do know that Jon Snow is our promised King"
Grey Worm: "Jon Snow cannot be King"
Tyrion: "Daenerys burned Varys and with him, she burned reason. You would've fought and died for nothing had she still lived"
Sam: "I watched Jon die and then I watched him come back from the dead. He has a mission and I believe that Mission is to be our King"
etc.

What we got was:
Tyrion thinks: "Oh dear, guess these idiots can't decide on a King. Let's see, Bronn still wants my head so who is easy to manipulate and won't care about anything that is going on."
Tyrion: "ALL HAIL BRAN THE BROKEN!"
All: "What about Jon tho?"
Bran: "Fuck him, Just send him to the wall"

Really? The three eyed Raven? Easy to manipulate?

(https://media2.giphy.com/media/KyCFDmd0u1S1v4Svai/giphy.gif)
Bran made Bronn the master of coin and the lord of Highgarden.
The same Bronn that needed an explanation of how a bank loan works in a previous season.
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 21, 2019, 02:36:01 PM
Bran is in beast mode :trumps
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Post by: agrajag on May 21, 2019, 02:36:38 PM
wow, the writers are so clever Bran the Broken parallels our own leader by hiring the best people

 :trumps

edit: fuck your Kenny
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Post by: Nintex on May 21, 2019, 02:39:17 PM
Jon: "You can still visit me Arya"

Arya: "LAWL no you bastard. I will sail away fuck you"

Jon: "Can't I just come and sail with you?"

Arya: "Nope, you can die without titles, lands and children in the North"

Jon: "So if Grey Worm is leaving and has no reason to head for Winterfell, can I just come back to Winterfell?"

Sansa: "And contest me for my throne? Just die already Jon"
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 21, 2019, 02:39:40 PM
wow, the writers are so clever Bran the Broken parallels our own leader by hiring the best people

 :trumps

edit: fuck your Kenny

I know you are frustrated about Game of Thrones, but there is no reason to resort to dead naming :jeanluc
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Post by: team filler on May 21, 2019, 02:41:27 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/zNdOjmZ.jpg)
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Post by: Kara on May 21, 2019, 02:47:52 PM
Would have liked for Jon to be king in the end too;  but also liked how he ended up King North of the Wall as really that's more fitting for his character.  Having people follow him despite not really trying to rule, and being the "King" of freefolk is a totally different type of "King" more fitting of Jon's personality.

Yeah, with the caveat that he was doing a Johnny Utah at the time, Jon seemed most at home among the free folk.
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 21, 2019, 02:49:06 PM
Would have liked for Jon to be king in the end too;  but also liked how he ended up King North of the Wall as really that's more fitting for his character.  Having people follow him despite not really trying to rule, and being the "King" of freefolk is a totally different type of "King" more fitting of Jon's personality.

Yeah, with the caveat that he was doing a Johnny Utah at the time, Jon seemed most at home among the free folk.

That was an unexpected reference. :neo
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Post by: team filler on May 21, 2019, 02:56:10 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/N18P5DK.jpg)
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Post by: Nintex on May 21, 2019, 03:40:08 PM
(https://preview.redd.it/ee3qbks2ylz21.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=fb121aa9c7218e9d9e9c5fefe224b44bcfd35569)
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 21, 2019, 03:48:54 PM
https://twitter.com/WillSloanEsq/status/1130834448935727104

I think with online viewers this number is probably a lot higher, on both shows.

Ofcourse HBO is a pay to watch channel only, and a lot of people just download it.
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Post by: BIONIC on May 21, 2019, 03:51:33 PM
https://youtu.be/VQKHA3O7IFs
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Post by: shosta on May 21, 2019, 03:51:45 PM
I mentally checked out after Stannis the Mannis failed at Winterfell. He was the realest one.
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Post by: Himu on May 21, 2019, 03:59:04 PM
https://twitter.com/WillSloanEsq/status/1130834448935727104

GoT is the most watched show in the world with over 100 million viewers. There’s the live watchers but there’s also the HBO Go watchers and pirates.

It’s the pirates that really boost its numbers with over 80-90 million downloads at last count.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on May 21, 2019, 03:59:22 PM
https://twitter.com/WillSloanEsq/status/1130834448935727104

I think with online viewers this number is probably a lot higher, on both shows.

Ofcourse HBO is a pay to watch channel only, and a lot of people just download it.

Quote
The series ended after eight seasons in 1999. Richardson was offered $25 million to do a ninth season; Allen was offered $50 million. The two declined the offer and the series came to an end as a result.[5]

:rejoice

The Home Improvement finale was so good, they begged Tim Allen to come back, but he respected the artistic vision of the writers too much to sully the show with a cash grab. :lawd
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Post by: Himu on May 21, 2019, 04:02:23 PM
https://twitter.com/WillSloanEsq/status/1130834448935727104

I think with online viewers this number is probably a lot higher, on both shows.

Ofcourse HBO is a pay to watch channel only, and a lot of people just download it.

Quote
The series ended after eight seasons in 1999. Richardson was offered $25 million to do a ninth season; Allen was offered $50 million. The two declined the offer and the series came to an end as a result.[5]

:rejoice

The Home Improvement finale was so good, they begged Tim Allen to come back, but he respected the artistic vision of the writers too much to sully the show with a cash grab. :lawd

Jonathon taylor Thomas left that show like an asshole. Fuck that kid. Left for better horizons when he’s not even an actor at this point.
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Post by: Himu on May 21, 2019, 04:12:18 PM
Joe would you watch a Home Improvement reboot :rejoice
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 21, 2019, 04:18:43 PM
What would the cast look like?
And is it a reboot or a reboot with excessive violence and sex?


Either way, no.
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Post by: Himu on May 21, 2019, 04:27:27 PM
What would the cast look like?
And is it a reboot or a reboot with excessive violence and sex?


Either way, no.

I was thinking more Roseanne sequel
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Post by: Himu on May 21, 2019, 04:29:16 PM
https://twitter.com/WillSloanEsq/status/1130834448935727104

GoT is the most watched show in the world with over 100 million viewers. There’s the live watchers but there’s also the HBO Go watchers and pirates.

It’s the pirates that really boost its numbers with over 80-90 million downloads at last count.

It's a joke, not a serious post lol

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I remember being sad af that home improvement ended as a kid  :'(
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I know it's a joke.

And I also cried when Home Improvement ended :(
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 21, 2019, 04:35:32 PM
I must admit I thought Home Improvement was cheesy as hell, but I still watched it as a kid. Never saw a finale or anything like that, it wasn't airing in order here anyway
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 21, 2019, 04:38:56 PM
So are we watching Chernobyl next guys?

https://youtu.be/s9APLXM9Ei8
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Post by: thisismyusername on May 21, 2019, 04:40:24 PM
Spoilered in case Riotious wigs out
(https://i.imgur.com/BOJFhzp.png)
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Do you guys really just think it's super kool that shosta spoiled the last episode by reading leaks and posting them in an unrelated thread hours before it aired?

Like the fact you guys are giving me grief for calling him out on that is some serious edgelord 12 year old shit.

The fact that you're perma-triggered about this is what is funny to me. You even were sitting there for an hour waiting for the moment just to go "goddamn it, Shosta..." in front of your wife.

Like dude, it's not as big a deal as you made it out to be. It sucks, yes. But come on.

So are we watching Chernobyl next guys?

https://youtu.be/s9APLXM9Ei8

Sci-fi coming back into vogue as I'm pretty much quitting TV. :'(
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Post by: thisismyusername on May 21, 2019, 04:47:20 PM
https://twitter.com/cindtrillella/status/1130297061717544961

This thread is hilarious. Must read. She tears the series apart lmao

That text message, I'm wheezing.
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Post by: Himu on May 21, 2019, 05:26:10 PM
https://twitter.com/cindtrillella/status/1130297061717544961

This thread is hilarious. Must read. She tears the series apart lmao

That text message, I'm wheezing.

Yeah it killed me
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Post by: Joe Molotov on May 21, 2019, 07:31:02 PM
What would the cast look like?
And is it a reboot or a reboot with excessive violence and sex?


Either way, no.

I was thinking more Roseanne sequel

Home Improvement Season 9:

Tim's alt-right tool podcast gets banned from Facebook, his wife left him for Wilson, one or more of his sons have gotten gay married, and Al gets #MeToo'd by Heidi.
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Post by: team filler on May 21, 2019, 07:37:18 PM
https://twitter.com/WISN_Watson/status/1130931040200077314
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Post by: BIONIC on May 21, 2019, 07:39:11 PM
What would the cast look like?
And is it a reboot or a reboot with excessive violence and sex?


Either way, no.

I was thinking more Roseanne sequel

Home Improvement Season 9:

Tim's alt-right tool podcast gets banned from Facebook, his wife left him for Wilson, one or more of his sons have gotten gay married, and Al gets #MeToo'd by Heidi.

Al’s a perfect gentlemen. Don’t you dare motherfucker, don’t…you…d…

Oh god, he totally did it, didn't he? :stahp
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Post by: agrajag on May 21, 2019, 07:43:29 PM
https://twitter.com/WISN_Watson/status/1130931040200077314

 :salute
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Post by: Himu on May 21, 2019, 08:04:50 PM
Is under NDA
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Post by: team filler on May 21, 2019, 08:12:48 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/9AnGSpX.jpg)
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 21, 2019, 08:17:21 PM
She also lost her cool.   8)
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 21, 2019, 08:20:30 PM
lol get rekt dany
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Post by: agrajag on May 21, 2019, 08:43:08 PM
https://www.gamesradar.com/george-r-r-martin-fromsoftware-game-e3-norse-great-rune/

here we go lads
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Post by: Kara on May 21, 2019, 10:33:54 PM
Actually read the Zizek article about the bad dragon show. Reading Zizek in 2019 (my god).

1. Describing Dany as a Bonapartist figure is an interesting observation but I'm not sure it's one I agree with. In Meereen she certainly attempted to mediate a revolution in individual freedoms and a profoundly reactionary culture, but she wasn't particularly successful in that endeavor and she only slid into such a course of action after it became apparent she was dealing with (to deliberately use the language of imperialism) an armed insurgency. Her time in Westeros was brief but there was never anything similar to that; her arc as a cautionary tale about legitimist movements seems a much more supportable argument.

2. I agree that the moral of the tale is quite conservative (the Six Kingdoms end with a literal philosopher king), but I'm a little surprised that Zizek didn't notice or chose not to write about how that conservativism in particular indicted democracy done outside the narrow confines of formal power. For example, I found it quite impressive (grading on the low curve television necessitates, obviously) that the sacking of King's Landing was explicitly depicted as a democratic action. Forces routinely ignored the commands of Jonny Utah (even our brave, noble, men of the north) to do some war crimes because they wanted to and the Unsullied have always been myrmidons by choice rather than by necessity. Sure the message itself is Nolan tier Tory drivel, but it was conveyed in such a manner that only the silliest Puritan type reads it as a fAlL oF mAn situation.
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Post by: Kara on May 21, 2019, 10:34:13 PM
^shut up, nerd
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Post by: agrajag on May 21, 2019, 10:40:29 PM
I agree, Zizek's article was thought provoking, if limited. He missed some things for sure, and he has an idealized vision of Dany. I would love to see someone push back on his points and see how he responds to criticism.
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Post by: shosta on May 21, 2019, 11:35:53 PM
Describing Dany as a Bonapartist figure is an interesting observation but I'm not sure it's one I agree with. In Meereen she certainly attempted to mediate a revolution in individual freedoms and a profoundly reactionary culture, but she wasn't particularly successful in that endeavor and she only slid into such a course of action after it became apparent she was dealing with (to deliberately use the language of imperialism) an armed insurgency. Her time in Westeros was brief but there was never anything similar to that; her arc as a cautionary tale about legitimist movements seems a much more supportable argument.
That seems congruent with the French experience, which was to experiment with tumultuous revolution for nearly a decade and then fall back on some French traditionalism (the concordat of 1801, authoritarianism, etc.) when problems arose. But more importantly the comparison to Bonoparte (which he explicitly diminishes as "a kind of progressive bonopartist") was to contrast her with the ancien regime of the starks and noble houses in general, the transition away from birthright politics, and the deliberate campaign to export a revolution. Hardly seems like a sloppy comparison to me.

2. I agree that the moral of the tale is quite conservative (the Six Kingdoms end with a literal philosopher king), but I'm a little surprised that Zizek didn't notice or chose not to write about how that conservativism in particular indicted democracy done outside the narrow confines of formal power. For example, I found it quite impressive (grading on the low curve television necessitates, obviously) that the sacking of King's Landing was explicitly depicted as a democratic action. Forces routinely ignored the commands of Jonny Utah (even our brave, noble, men of the north) to do some war crimes because they wanted to and the Unsullied have always been myrmidons by choice rather than by necessity. Sure the message itself is Nolan tier Tory drivel, but it was conveyed in such a manner that only the silliest Puritan type reads it as a fAlL oF mAn situation.
I'm confused. You think the depiction of the sack was deliberately constructed, or at least unconsciously so, to demonstrate that participatory democracy is the same as anarchy? And that this is more likely than some soldiers just going nuts with bloodlust in a hastily written big budget tv finale? Because if so, you need to cite your sources (https://www.jacobinmag.com/2019/05/game-of-thrones-peasants-powerful-war) (:yuck).

Anyway a feminist critique of Dany is interesting. Not sure if I am entirely certain of the conclusion (that her plot twist is the expression of patriarchal fear of female politicians) but it's possible and I'm big coolie with people talking about it
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Post by: agrajag on May 22, 2019, 02:06:58 AM
(https://i.redd.it/y37ipvgd0nz21.jpg)

(https://i.redd.it/ykpeb1ecanz21.jpg)
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Post by: Momo on May 22, 2019, 02:12:48 AM
Khaleesi - happy ending fucking a dragon in the afterlife
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Post by: agrajag on May 22, 2019, 02:15:13 AM
(https://i.redd.it/vmm9sqm9klz21.png)
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Post by: agrajag on May 22, 2019, 02:16:35 AM
(https://i.redd.it/llcu7hrqnlz21.jpg)
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Post by: team filler on May 22, 2019, 02:29:15 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/aTARJTr.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/Sb1UxzR.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/Ui2fww9.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/B2PCW4F.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/15mpu6Z.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/FWlEE54.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/KHSfBOG.jpg)
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 22, 2019, 09:19:43 AM
Actually read the Zizek article about the bad dragon show. Reading Zizek in 2019 (my god).

1. Describing Dany as a Bonapartist figure is an interesting observation but I'm not sure it's one I agree with. In Meereen she certainly attempted to mediate a revolution in individual freedoms and a profoundly reactionary culture, but she wasn't particularly successful in that endeavor and she only slid into such a course of action after it became apparent she was dealing with (to deliberately use the language of imperialism) an armed insurgency. Her time in Westeros was brief but there was never anything similar to that; her arc as a cautionary tale about legitimist movements seems a much more supportable argument.

2. I agree that the moral of the tale is quite conservative (the Six Kingdoms end with a literal philosopher king), but I'm a little surprised that Zizek didn't notice or chose not to write about how that conservativism in particular indicted democracy done outside the narrow confines of formal power. For example, I found it quite impressive (grading on the low curve television necessitates, obviously) that the sacking of King's Landing was explicitly depicted as a democratic action. Forces routinely ignored the commands of Jonny Utah (even our brave, noble, men of the north) to do some war crimes because they wanted to and the Unsullied have always been myrmidons by choice rather than by necessity. Sure the message itself is Nolan tier Tory drivel, but it was conveyed in such a manner that only the silliest Puritan type reads it as a fAlL oF mAn situation.

The Napoleon comparison falls completely  apart once you realize that there was no revolution in Mereen. It was a coup at best and an imperialist invasion at worst to remove a societal structure that she deemed to be inferior and savage. It's as asinine as saying that the government in Meereen past Daenerys was a metaphor for Vichy-France.
Slavoj doing anything for a quick buck these days. :hhh
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 22, 2019, 09:21:11 AM
Also shosta calling him Bonoparte almost killed me. :jeanluc
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Post by: agrajag on May 22, 2019, 09:43:34 AM
more like blow my partes

 :rodney
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 22, 2019, 10:43:04 AM
Say what you want about Bonaparte but he did install the Duchy of Warsaw.

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Post by: BisMarckie on May 22, 2019, 10:54:52 AM
Say what you want about Bonaparte but he did install the Duchy of Warsaw.

Which led from Prussian rule of law* to Russian tyranny and Saxon incompetence. :gurl
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Post by: Joe Molotov on May 22, 2019, 11:01:46 AM
Say what you want about Bonaparte but he did install the Duchy of Warsaw.

Which led from Prussian rule of law* to Russian tyranny and Saxon incompetence. :gurl

That's because he used the default settings that included Bing Bar instead of doing a custom installation.
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Post by: VomKriege on May 22, 2019, 11:03:16 AM
Remind me of how they ruined Sugar Cane Throne with Napo trying to re-enslave the population. WTF, totally inconsistent !

Guess I'm the run for being a Danube of Thought.

:smug

Say what you want about Bonaparte but he did install the Duchy of Warsaw.

Which led from Prussian rule of law* to Russian tyranny and Saxon incompetence. :gurl

That's because he used the default settings that included Bing Bar instead of doing a custom installation.

I only play Paradox games with Unlucky Nations on.
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Post by: agrajag on May 22, 2019, 11:34:27 AM
I didn't bother extensively watching this show (it's bad and always has been folks) but I tuned in for the last episode for shits and giggles to compare it with the eventual bad book ending and installing Bran as eternal philosopher king is peak nerd wishful thinking. It's like Dune with no Jihad. The Jordan Peterson ending.

"Daenerys represents the chaos dragon which is a manifestation of the female energy. The executed eunich represents the futility of the modern feminist man trying to conform to the subversion of heteronormative Western values, a cuck if you will.  Mhhhmm, right. And it makes sense that the masculine king sits on the throne and the mad witch gets stabbed in the chest."
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Post by: shosta on May 22, 2019, 11:53:27 AM
The Napoleon comparison falls completely  apart once you realize that there was no revolution in Mereen. It was a coup at best and an imperialist invasion at worst to remove a societal structure that she deemed to be inferior and savage. It's as asinine as saying that the government in Meereen past Daenerys was a metaphor for Vichy-France.
Slavoj doing anything for a quick buck these days. :hhh
Ah, so you didn't read it
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 22, 2019, 11:58:08 AM
No, but I relied on super reliable Kara for his take to build mine. :smug
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Post by: Huff on May 22, 2019, 12:06:46 PM
The goal is to read never more than one sentence from anyone on here
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 22, 2019, 12:14:05 PM
That' he resorts to almost Freudian depth psychology is such a stretch.

 3/10 would not watch a IDW debate again.
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Post by: Nintex on May 22, 2019, 12:18:47 PM
Daenerys was clearly based on Genghis Khan and his horde. They tried to hide it with a pretty face and some tits but anyone who has any knowledge of history could guess the source material.
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Post by: agrajag on May 22, 2019, 12:20:08 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/aJte3u2.jpg?1)
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 22, 2019, 12:21:16 PM
That' he resorts to almost Freudian depth psychology is such a stretch.

 3/10 would not watch a IDW debate again.

Dry snitching on yourself like this :lol :lol :lol

Daddy P's voice comforts me and reminds me of better times when I'm feeling lonely. :kermit
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Post by: Nintex on May 22, 2019, 12:23:42 PM
- Throne = Ring
- Dany = Smeagol
- Jon = Frodo

GRRM hid his LOTR copy well behind a lot of incest, fancy words and blood.
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Post by: agrajag on May 22, 2019, 12:25:46 PM
Quote
Shout out to all these things having ZERO impact on the story

(https://i.redd.it/xwhmaeqysqz21.jpg)


to be fair, Arya's faceswapping stuff was resolved with her ending House Frey. That should have been her entire arc and that would be fine. She felt shoehorned in Season 8.
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 22, 2019, 12:30:18 PM
Jon's heritage did have an impact on the story, though? A pretty significant one as well.
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Post by: agrajag on May 22, 2019, 12:32:06 PM
You saying Dany wouldn't have sacked King's Landing if he didn't know his heritage? Seems like her reasons for going berserk were rather spurious. :hmph
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Post by: Nintex on May 22, 2019, 12:33:19 PM
Tormund drank from that warhorn iirc
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Post by: agrajag on May 22, 2019, 12:34:15 PM
Tormund drank from that warhorn iirc

It's like poetry

 :lucas




(https://i.redd.it/a9taewse6qz21.png)
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Post by: agrajag on May 22, 2019, 12:39:05 PM
It’s like you missed that entire plot point and the 5 times I pointed it out.  Without his lineage Dany never gets paranoid about people finding out, doesn’t get mad at people spreading the info, Dany doesn’t lose Jon as a lover, etc.

Uh uh, right. That's why she literally gets triggered and snaps when she hears bells for some reason and ravages the peasants with a psychotic expression the entire time. And turns into a sith lord the next episode and rambles like an insane person. If you still haven't accepted that they turned her into a Mad Queen by the final episode, you are a blithering fool, riotous.

Game of Thrones’ showrunners say Daenerys’ big decision was completely spontaneous (https://www.theverge.com/2019/5/13/18617844/game-of-thrones-got-season-8-hbo-final-the-bells-daenerys-targaryen-kings-landing-massacre-recap)

Quote
“I don’t think she decided ahead of time that she was going to do what she did,” Weiss says. “And then she sees the Red Keep, which is, to her, the home that her family built when they first came over to this country 300 years ago. It’s in that moment, on the walls of King’s Landing, when she’s looking at that symbol of everything that was taken from her, when she makes the decision to make this personal.”


 :girlaff :point
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 22, 2019, 12:40:35 PM
Please read imy next thinkpiece on what Daenerys Targaryen and Hillary Clinton have in common.

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Post by: agrajag on May 22, 2019, 12:41:58 PM
Please read imy next thinkpiece on what Daenerys Targaryen and Hillary Clinton have in common.

your ideas intrigue me, and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter
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Post by: agrajag on May 22, 2019, 12:50:33 PM
The Bire: Let's discuss the writing of this show

Agrajag: Hey guys, since we're talking about the show's writing, we have this rare opportunity to peek into the minds of the show writers and see exactly what they meant

The Bire: Nah, we're not gonna do that
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Post by: agrajag on May 22, 2019, 01:04:28 PM
let's see

gets sold into essentially slavery by her douchebag brother
watches her brother get brutally executed
faces an assassination attempt
watches her husband slowly die
makes a blood magic pact with a witch who kills the baby she is carrying in exchange for letting her husband live in a braindead state
euthanizes her braindead husband in a funeral pyre
burns herself alive in a ritual to become the dragon queen
backstabbed and betrayed multiple times and loses friends, mentors and advisors throughout her journey over 7 seasons

loses her mind over two episodes because the Northmen like Jon more than her

 :lol
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Post by: shosta on May 22, 2019, 01:04:44 PM
lock this thread before it consumes us all
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Post by: agrajag on May 22, 2019, 01:06:23 PM
Also, agra, are you aware that Weiss didn't actually WRITE the episodes?

Because he didn't.

pretty sure he's on the writing credits, buddy
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 22, 2019, 01:07:07 PM
Please read imy next thinkpiece on what Daenerys Targaryen and Hillary Clinton have in common.

No thanks, I'm waiting on a giant carepost historical materialist analysis of game of thrones from jake or shosta :rejoice

What if I am more of a Hegel kind of guy?
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Post by: agrajag on May 22, 2019, 01:07:59 PM
She's been brutal and unforgiving to her enemies, like 99% of other GoT characters the entire season. She didn't have a psychotic breakdown until the last two episodes. You're a fucking fool.
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Post by: agrajag on May 22, 2019, 01:10:00 PM
Also, agra, are you aware that Weiss didn't actually WRITE the episodes?

Because he didn't.

pretty sure he's on the writing credits, buddy

I checked the wrong episodes you are right about The Bells.  They didn't write the entire season though.

they didn't write the first two episodes. Holy shit, you are slimy.
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Post by: agrajag on May 22, 2019, 01:11:04 PM
lock this thread before it consumes us all

And shut down my filler like farm? Get the hell out.
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Post by: shosta on May 22, 2019, 01:15:35 PM
https://youtu.be/GbQy-0SzshA
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Post by: Don Rumata on May 22, 2019, 01:28:03 PM

 :girlaff :point
Death of the author. bitch.  :punch
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 22, 2019, 02:09:13 PM
So they had her acting paranoid, losing sleep, looking like she needed concealer, burning Varys alive, being turned away by Jon and looking pissed as hell, declaring "Let it Be Fear" etc. all for nothing.. because in some stupid interview that isn't part of the show the show-runners said something dumb.

Her mental state before that had NOTHING to do with it.

This. How dense and stupid can one be to ignore this? It seems pretty dense

Claiming Jon's heritage had no impact on the story  :lol

You seem to hate the writing yet you aren't even paying attention to the damn show rofl.
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Post by: Nintex on May 22, 2019, 02:19:36 PM
She's been brutal and unforgiving to her enemies, like 99% of other GoT characters the entire season. She didn't have a psychotic breakdown until the last two episodes. You're a fucking fool.
You may not have noticed it.

But your braid did
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Post by: agrajag on May 22, 2019, 02:26:45 PM
I don't wear braids you fekkit
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Post by: agrajag on May 22, 2019, 02:27:27 PM
look at that other dutch simpleton trying to think  :lol
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Post by: Nintex on May 22, 2019, 02:29:09 PM
Also, agra, are you aware that Weiss didn't actually WRITE the episodes?

Because he didn't.

pretty sure he's on the writing credits, buddy

I checked the wrong episodes you are right about The Bells.  They didn't write the entire season though.

they didn't write the first two episodes. Holy shit, you are slimy.

I looked at the first 2 and made an incorrect statement then corrected myself;  why are you so angry bro?
I blame the bells
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Post by: shosta on May 22, 2019, 02:29:13 PM
The Dutch are per capita the worst posters on the internet

newsfeed
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 22, 2019, 02:29:53 PM
look at that other dutch simpleton trying to think  :lol

well clearly I pay more attention than you regarding this show, and don't need every single thing spelled out to me like a child.

Cmon Agra, stop tripping bruh
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Post by: agrajag on May 22, 2019, 02:30:13 PM
Also, agra, are you aware that Weiss didn't actually WRITE the episodes?

Because he didn't.

pretty sure he's on the writing credits, buddy

I checked the wrong episodes you are right about The Bells.  They didn't write the entire season though.

they didn't write the first two episodes. Holy shit, you are slimy.

I looked at the first 2 and made an incorrect statement then corrected myself;  why are you so angry bro?

How come Jon don't want me man?
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Post by: agrajag on May 22, 2019, 02:35:52 PM
for the record, I was content with posting memes, and even defended Arya's arc somewhat, and then riotous got triggered by one of the parts in a meme and started reeeing all over the place.

Also, it is obvious to any but the most mentally limited of us that the build up and payoff of Jon's parents is thematically weak, not that it didn't play any part of the show whatsoever.

Lastly, mmarsa sit down, the grown ups are talking.
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Post by: agrajag on May 22, 2019, 02:36:55 PM
He edited and it's still wrong :dead

it's settled, the dutch don't use their braids  :derp

spoiler (click to show/hide)
except HardcoreRetro, he cool
[close]
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Post by: agrajag on May 22, 2019, 02:45:45 PM
you spend half your day crying about shosta spoiling a show for you

 :crowdlaff
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Post by: Nintex on May 22, 2019, 02:45:56 PM
Relax bois, why not enjoy some of the good things this series has given us. Like interesting characters.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NSzl8DtdM4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h50FXupHIQw
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: MMaRsu on May 22, 2019, 02:47:43 PM
for the record, I was content with posting memes, and even defended Arya's arc somewhat, and then riotous got triggered by one of the parts in a meme and started reeeing all over the place.

Also, it is obvious to any but the most mentally limited of us that the build up and payoff of Jon's parents is thematically weak, not that it didn't play any part of the show whatsoever.

Lastly, mmarsa sit down, the grown ups are talking.

Cmon man I'm just trying to take part in the discussion, don't do this " higher than thou " shit to me
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 22, 2019, 02:48:23 PM
lock this thread before it consumes us all
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Post by: agrajag on May 22, 2019, 02:49:17 PM
I'm sorry bb  :-*

that was for mmarsu not for ree
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 22, 2019, 02:49:54 PM
You are all autystys to me. :heart
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 22, 2019, 02:53:04 PM
You are all autystys to me. :heart

Love the General BisMarckie for he is the one to truly show us the truth
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Post by: team filler on May 22, 2019, 03:03:01 PM
the real autistys were the friends we met posting on the bore  ;)
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: agrajag on May 22, 2019, 04:28:05 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Briy6LB.jpg)
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Post by: Nintex on May 22, 2019, 04:31:21 PM
No one:

*Only woman he ever loved got brutally murdered*

Davos: "Why don't you start a family"
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: agrajag on May 22, 2019, 04:35:32 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/nmUXjXS.jpg)
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Post by: thisismyusername on May 22, 2019, 04:42:25 PM
lock this thread before it consumes us all

But then how will we get Riotious sudden snap and killing the message board while riding a CGI dragon? :doge
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: team filler on May 22, 2019, 04:44:57 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/4Lr1Tz7.jpg)
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Post by: agrajag on May 22, 2019, 06:14:19 PM
(https://i.redd.it/gd4e972yhsz21.jpg)
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Post by: agrajag on May 22, 2019, 06:19:11 PM
so the six kingdoms are now ruled by a non-human entity with dark powers that's been alive for hundreds of years. I hope the commoners storm the red keep and burn Bran for witchcraft  8)
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Post by: team filler on May 22, 2019, 06:22:36 PM
sansa just wanted to be queen of the norf and screwed everyone else over to there, the dirty slut
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Post by: Joe Molotov on May 22, 2019, 07:25:13 PM
so the six kingdoms are now ruled by a non-human entity with dark powers that's been alive for hundreds of years. I hope the commoners storm the red keep and burn Bran for witchcraft  8)

Bran will warg into your mum, m8.
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 22, 2019, 07:38:02 PM
I hope Jon sues the unsullied for overstepping their boundaries and violating the state‘s monopoly on violence. :pacspit
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 22, 2019, 09:28:06 PM
Oh good point about Yara
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Post by: agrajag on May 22, 2019, 09:32:11 PM
"Yara"  ::)
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Post by: shosta on May 22, 2019, 09:37:15 PM
Asha :punch
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Post by: agrajag on May 22, 2019, 09:39:47 PM
Osha and Asha is too confusing for TV viewers

but

Bronn and Bran...

 :thinking
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Post by: team filler on May 22, 2019, 09:42:49 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/RyXGqQI.png)
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: team filler on May 22, 2019, 10:04:46 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/L1rzQlv.jpg)
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Post by: Himu on May 22, 2019, 10:17:37 PM
i can't believe it's over.

i'm grieving at this point.
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Post by: eleuin on May 22, 2019, 11:24:53 PM
https://twitter.com/GenePark/status/1130984764645793792
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Post by: Momo on May 23, 2019, 02:08:00 AM
https://twitter.com/GenePark/status/1130984764645793792
:dead
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Post by: BIONIC on May 23, 2019, 08:55:34 AM
Turn this shit thread into a Home Improvement OT already.
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Post by: Don Rumata on May 23, 2019, 09:08:30 AM
i can't believe it's over.

i'm grieving at this point.
You should just move on to something better than it... like Black Sails.  :-*
spoiler (click to show/hide)
But really, Black Sails is criminally underrated.
[close]
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Post by: agrajag on May 23, 2019, 09:23:59 AM
Turn this shit thread into a Home Improvement OT already.

shut the fuck up already
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Post by: BIONIC on May 23, 2019, 09:29:36 AM
Turn this shit thread into a Home Improvement OT already.

shut the fuck up already

I don’t think so, Tim.
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Post by: agrajag on May 23, 2019, 09:46:44 AM
edit it a couple more times
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Post by: agrajag on May 23, 2019, 09:53:11 AM
https://twitter.com/MrPeanut/status/1130951829955797002
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Post by: Himu on May 23, 2019, 12:28:17 PM
i can't believe it's over.

i'm grieving at this point.
You should just move on to something better than it... like Black Sails.  :-*
spoiler (click to show/hide)
But really, Black Sails is criminally underrated.
[close]

It's not just the show but the whole story. I'm a really big ASOIAF fan. I don't pay much attention to tv anymore besides stuff on FX and things available on streaming services like The Orville/The Expanse. There's so many goddamn good tv shows on now that keeping track is literally impossible because there's now enough tv to last me the rest of my life.

What is good, deep sci-fi on network besides Orville is the question?
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 23, 2019, 02:17:06 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1sevzM6fxE
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Post by: agrajag on May 23, 2019, 02:26:56 PM
I am wondering if they are going go go forward with a live action Dragonlance adaptation without the dragon warfare looking completely tame and nerfed in comparison. Since GoT already put in everyone's minds how devastating and brutal dragons can be to a single city. In Dragonlance they wage wars with hundreds of dragons, who besides being as powerful as Dany's are also able to conjure magic spells. But I don't see that being rated anything higher than PG 13, and you also need to show the good guys beating the dragons.
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Post by: Nintex on May 23, 2019, 05:54:40 PM
Generally in modern sci-fi and fantasy the proportionality of the weaponry and stakes are way off.

Take Star Wars TFA for example. At the start they fire one laser beam and destroy an entire solar system.
They don't conquer their enemies, they simply wipe them out. In Avengers, well, half of all living creatures are destroyed.
When CG armies clash literally hundreds die in every frame.

Game of Thrones fell victim to this as well once they got their higher budgets.
The entire Dothraki cavalry was wiped out in less than a minute and then respawned the next episode in bigger numbers.
The dragon had to be this really powerful thing because they had already fought a million of zombies and they somehow had to 'top' that with a new threat.
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Post by: agrajag on May 23, 2019, 06:00:18 PM
Agreed, but I am not even talking about internal logic in GoT here. I'm talking about viewer expectations going forward. I just think the sacking of King's Landing is going to be this big, infamous event and maybe shifted the overton window on the expectation from dragon attacks going forward.
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Post by: thisismyusername on May 23, 2019, 06:32:34 PM
I am wondering if they are going go go forward with a live action Dragonlance adaptation without the dragon warfare looking completely tame and nerfed in comparison. Since GoT already put in everyone's minds how devastating and brutal dragons can be to a single city. In Dragonlance they wage wars with hundreds of dragons, who besides being as powerful as Dany's are also able to conjure magic spells. But I don't see that being rated anything higher than PG 13, and you also need to show the good guys beating the dragons.

:no1curr about Dragonlance, bro.
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Post by: agrajag on May 23, 2019, 06:51:29 PM
some people do

 :yeshrug
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Post by: Nintex on May 23, 2019, 06:54:06 PM
Agreed, but I am not even talking about internal logic in GoT here. I'm talking about viewer expectations going forward. I just think the sacking of King's Landing is going to be this big, infamous event and maybe shifted the overton window on the expectation from dragon attacks going forward.
I think the viewers (the intelligent ones anyway) sorta understand now that big fires and hundreds of CGI puppets don't equal 'stakes' or 'caring'. So a smaller scale battle could leave a more lasting impact.
Everything that happened in the 1st Chernobyl episode to a handful of engineers and rescue workers left a much bigger impression on me than all the deaths and misery of GoT season 8 and I watched both around the same time.
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Post by: thisismyusername on May 23, 2019, 07:19:26 PM
some people do

 :yeshrug

Sure, 14 year olds looking for cheap Fantasy do. But TV executives?
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Post by: agrajag on May 23, 2019, 07:20:39 PM
Raist annihilated.
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Post by: agrajag on May 23, 2019, 10:03:48 PM
https://youtu.be/ncEgWK4dXzw
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 24, 2019, 06:33:57 AM
I didn't bother extensively watching this show (it's bad and always has been folks) but I tuned in for the last episode for shits and giggles to compare it with the eventual bad book ending and installing Bran as eternal philosopher king is peak nerd wishful thinking. It's like Dune with no Jihad. The Jordan Peterson ending.

This show has never been anything more than Days of Our Lives with a bigger budget.
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Post by: headwalk on May 24, 2019, 07:39:36 AM
edmure was robbed. legitimately would've been best king.

king of my heart.
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Post by: Nintex on May 24, 2019, 01:30:38 PM
edmure was robbed. legitimately would've been best king.

king of my heart.
Edmure gave up his castle to the Lannisters and betrayed the Blackfish.
I can't imagine a weaker leader.
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Post by: agrajag on May 24, 2019, 01:36:21 PM
should've been Renley

Dicks for some,

Miniature Baratheon flags for others

 :rejoice
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: team filler on May 24, 2019, 04:52:03 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/rR5zO7A.jpg)
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: team filler on May 24, 2019, 05:40:38 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/vJUikVJ.jpg)
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: agrajag on May 24, 2019, 05:46:04 PM
Communism is so hot right now
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Post by: team filler on May 24, 2019, 07:49:17 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/ZVq1T8x.jpg)
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: agrajag on May 24, 2019, 08:04:10 PM
(https://i.redd.it/9r01ledh16031.jpg)
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: team filler on May 24, 2019, 08:05:21 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/891Lum6.jpg)
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: team filler on May 24, 2019, 08:07:51 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/7HvxswQ.jpg)
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: agrajag on May 24, 2019, 08:09:22 PM
(https://i.redd.it/x4nkt93x26031.jpg)
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Post by: agrajag on May 24, 2019, 08:10:29 PM
I didn't know Emilia Clarke survived two brain aneurysms during the filming of GoT, poor woman.  :(
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Post by: agrajag on May 24, 2019, 08:11:55 PM
Explains her acting though.

 :rodney

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:(
[close]
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Post by: agrajag on May 24, 2019, 08:19:04 PM
(https://i.redd.it/bur4w7vdz7031.jpg)
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: agrajag on May 24, 2019, 08:21:39 PM
(https://i.redd.it/0789isif56031.jpg)
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: team filler on May 24, 2019, 08:26:39 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/VFZ8GBh.jpg)
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: agrajag on May 24, 2019, 08:31:43 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/VFZ8GBh.jpg)

(https://pics.me.me/when-your-mom-buys-the-off-brand-cereal-game-of-thrones-55687355.png)
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Post by: El Babua on May 24, 2019, 08:36:41 PM
That Dany still a cutie tho
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Post by: agrajag on May 24, 2019, 08:37:24 PM
I thought it was Alina Lopez and this was from a parody porno for a sec  :doge
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 24, 2019, 08:38:27 PM
Off-brand Tyrion has seen some shit.
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Post by: agrajag on May 24, 2019, 08:38:53 PM
(http://pornparody.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/game-of-bones-xxx-thrones-porn-parody.jpg)

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Post by: shosta on May 24, 2019, 08:39:39 PM
they got a midget :dead
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Post by: team filler on May 25, 2019, 03:56:58 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpPD6isXCTU
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Post by: Raist on May 25, 2019, 08:05:07 AM
Raist annihilated.

:yeshrug

Even Sturm has more character than timu, idgaf
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Post by: Himu on May 25, 2019, 08:55:40 AM
they got a midget :dead

Dwarf :maf
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Post by: Himu on May 25, 2019, 09:08:11 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpPD6isXCTU

homeboy the broken
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Post by: Dickie Dee on May 25, 2019, 10:27:28 AM
they got a midget :dead

Dwarf :maf

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/IdolizedFirstAnnelida-size_restricted.gif)
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Post by: agrajag on May 25, 2019, 10:57:12 AM
(https://i.redd.it/rzq32dyfbb031.jpg)



one for Bis

(https://i.redd.it/3r99eot0nc031.jpg)
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Post by: Nintex on May 25, 2019, 12:39:57 PM
(https://i.redd.it/dk3wu7j00c031.jpg)
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Post by: agrajag on May 25, 2019, 12:42:12 PM
Lord Tywin rolling over in his grave
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Nintex on May 25, 2019, 01:25:09 PM
(https://i.redd.it/5nh2ctgx46031.jpg)

 :doge
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 25, 2019, 01:46:04 PM
https://youtu.be/nws1JQHBlJA
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Raist on May 25, 2019, 06:19:56 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8U6kjqLkJQ
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Post by: Himu on May 26, 2019, 12:48:08 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kmnop6l7KmI

Great video.

The more time goes by the more i like King Bran. He would be the first chapter in ASOIAF and also the lat. The problem is that he's not developed well on the show so it feels hollow. But the pieces are certainly there.
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Post by: MMaRsu on May 26, 2019, 08:05:49 AM
https://youtu.be/4LEbbKktwL4

These two are really good together.

One look at Nikolai's hideous wife.. *shudder* why are these two not a couple instead  :lol

(https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/TtSlmWuefLdgjonPzCIXm1C4d3c/fit-in/2048xorig/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2017/08/01/906/n/1922398/57da9f7ae6ee9f4d_FB.jpg)
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: agrajag on May 26, 2019, 08:50:46 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z-fYXFFilQ
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Post by: Himu on May 26, 2019, 09:30:03 AM
Can we talk about how HBO should have just fire D&D and get new showrunners that would keep the show around for two-three more seasons? Why did they allow them to go on with this?
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Post by: Himu on May 26, 2019, 09:49:26 AM
After some googling I found the answer to that.

Apparently D&D had an exclusive contract. So if they fired D&D they would lose GoT.

Holy fucking shit George you idiot!!!
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Post by: Tasty on May 26, 2019, 10:15:23 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kmnop6l7KmI

Great video.

The more time goes by the more i like King Bran. He would be the first chapter in ASOIAF and also the lat. The problem is that he's not developed well on the show so it feels hollow. But the pieces are certainly there.

A POV chapter of Bran post-three eyed Raven will be the most insight into the character since... the original books. :lol
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Post by: Tasty on May 26, 2019, 10:16:14 AM
After some googling I found the answer to that.

Apparently D&D had an exclusive contract. So if they fired D&D they would lose GoT.

Holy fucking shit George you idiot!!!

There has to be a buy-out clause or something, but I'd imagine it's also prohibitively high.
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Post by: Himu on May 26, 2019, 10:17:44 AM
HBO and GRRM seem to have placed their full trust in D&D. HBO offered 50 million and 4 additional episodes and D&D still balked. But HBO STILL trusted them and their "vision". They broke that trust in many ways.

I'm so sorry George.

I don't understand how this is possible. This entire thing is steeped in lack of professionalism. Holy fuck.
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Post by: Tasty on May 26, 2019, 10:25:26 AM
It sucks but that has to be the case with showrunners. Either you have a great one like Fuller/Esmail/etc., an OK one like Berlanti, or a crappy one.

Obviously shows are more than the showrunners, but from a network (and IP holder perspective), you either trust the showrunners or you don't. And HBO's whole thing is they let the creative team pretty much do what they want, and it usually works out because HBO usually has good judgment about which showrunners to trust. Sometimes it works out, sometimes it doesn't (True Detective s2 hey-oh.)
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Post by: Tasty on May 26, 2019, 10:26:14 AM
This is also why you see networks so desperate for Hollywood talent (either acting/writing/directing/etc.) They've been "vetted" and have a certain prestige.
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Post by: Don Rumata on May 26, 2019, 10:34:15 AM
It sucks but that has to be the case with showrunners. Either you have a great one like Fuller/Esmail/etc., an OK one like Berlanti, or a crappy one.

Obviously shows are more than the showrunners, but from a network (and IP holder perspective), you either trust the showrunners or you don't. And HBO's whole thing is they let the creative team pretty much do what they want, and it usually works out because HBO usually has good judgment about which showrunners to trust. Sometimes it works out, sometimes it doesn't (True Detective s2 hey-oh.)
And sometimes it works out, but they think it doesn't (Deadwood).
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Post by: Himu on May 26, 2019, 10:34:30 AM
I'm talking to some film friends to see what they think about D&D's future prospects after tanking this since HBO literally wrote a blank check. A lot of people not in film production who are fans are like,"this will ruin their careers" but :doge
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Post by: Himu on May 26, 2019, 10:37:16 AM
Absolute required reading

https://www.theringer.com/game-of-thrones/2019/5/9/18537794/game-of-thrones-ending-too-quickly-pacing
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Post by: Tasty on May 26, 2019, 11:01:04 AM
If Trevorrow can somehow fail his way upwards into a mainline SW movie (only to lose it, sure), I'm sure D&D will be fine.
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Post by: benjipwns on May 26, 2019, 03:57:13 PM
https://twitter.com/ajplus/status/1131662932087992320

wow so glad i never participated in this filth
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Post by: agrajag on May 26, 2019, 06:14:35 PM
cowardly benji sat out this whole thread and now he's trying to pull a Bran the Broken on us

 :ufup


https://twitter.com/jowrotethis/status/1131956466993094656

 :ohhh
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Post by: thisismyusername on May 27, 2019, 12:23:53 AM
HBO and GRRM seem to have placed their full trust in D&D. HBO offered 50 million and 4 additional episodes and D&D still balked. But HBO STILL trusted them and their "vision". They broke that trust in many ways.

I'm so sorry George.

I don't understand how this is possible. This entire thing is steeped in lack of professionalism. Holy fuck.

https://www.ibtimes.com/game-thrones-producers-correctly-guess-who-jon-snows-real-mother-2064983

Quote from: TFA
A part from author George R.R. Martin, there are at least two other people, who know who Jon Snow’s real mother is. “Game of Thrones” TV series creators D.B. Weiss and David Benioff shared that they needed to guess Jon Snow’s real origins before the author agreed to let them make a screen adaptation of his novels.

The Sydney Morning Herald shared a video from the ABC program “The Writer’s Room.” In the clip, Weiss and Benioff are speaking about the work they have done in the highly successful HBO fantasy drama “Game of Thrones.”

“Who is Jon Snow’s real mother?” Martin reportedly asked Weiss and Benioff. They said that they had been pitching ideas for the TV series for five hours before the author dropped the big question. They said that after studying the books for so long, they made an educated guess. Luckily, they guessed right and they were allowed to produce the massively successful show.
 
Unfortunately for fans of both the books and the TV series, the three men have so far not revealed the truth about Jon Snow in their works.

That's basically it. They were able to adapt the book because they "knew" who Jon's mother was. George is clueless.

Key example:

(https://i.redd.it/g6iar9avyl031.png)

:yikes
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Post by: Raist on May 27, 2019, 06:49:27 AM
Quote
A part from author George R.R. Martin, there are at least two other people, who know who Jon Snow’s real mother is.

Or you know, pretty much anyone who's read the books, since good ol' George didn't make it exactly that hard to figure out :lol
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Post by: Himu on May 27, 2019, 10:18:10 AM
HBO and GRRM seem to have placed their full trust in D&D. HBO offered 50 million and 4 additional episodes and D&D still balked. But HBO STILL trusted them and their "vision". They broke that trust in many ways.

I'm so sorry George.

I don't understand how this is possible. This entire thing is steeped in lack of professionalism. Holy fuck.

https://www.ibtimes.com/game-thrones-producers-correctly-guess-who-jon-snows-real-mother-2064983

Quote from: TFA
A part from author George R.R. Martin, there are at least two other people, who know who Jon Snow’s real mother is. “Game of Thrones” TV series creators D.B. Weiss and David Benioff shared that they needed to guess Jon Snow’s real origins before the author agreed to let them make a screen adaptation of his novels.

The Sydney Morning Herald shared a video from the ABC program “The Writer’s Room.” In the clip, Weiss and Benioff are speaking about the work they have done in the highly successful HBO fantasy drama “Game of Thrones.”

“Who is Jon Snow’s real mother?” Martin reportedly asked Weiss and Benioff. They said that they had been pitching ideas for the TV series for five hours before the author dropped the big question. They said that after studying the books for so long, they made an educated guess. Luckily, they guessed right and they were allowed to produce the massively successful show.
 
Unfortunately for fans of both the books and the TV series, the three men have so far not revealed the truth about Jon Snow in their works.

That's basically it. They were able to adapt the book because they "knew" who Jon's mother was. George is clueless.

Key example:

(https://i.redd.it/g6iar9avyl031.png)

:yikes

I already knew about that story. What's weird to me is george using it as a measuring stick most of the fanbase considered it canon long before the show even confirmed it. D&D probably just read about it on the internet.
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Post by: Tasty on May 27, 2019, 12:11:51 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD030hb-96k

"I fought, I lost. Now I rest. But you, Lord Snow... You'll be fighting [the Wildlings'] battles forever."

:leon

PS- Unnecessary but still gratifying "Fuck Olly."
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Post by: agrajag on May 27, 2019, 01:20:35 PM
Jon Snow executed a little kid, what a monster. #foreshadowing
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 29, 2019, 07:18:38 PM
(https://i.redd.it/bur4w7vdz7031.jpg)

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what it boils down to. All that talk for years about the show spoiling the books and how nobody would care about the books anymore after that...nope. The show shat the bed. Terrible season. I liked the second episode but nearly everything else was bad. Terrible writing, terrible plotting, suspect acting. Finale felt like a joke. Especially the time jump. 8 seasons of Dany, and not a single person mourned her in the show. No funeral, no emotional "noooo" scene, no nothing. Instead...a time jump a few weeks (or months?) forward, to a clumsy scene where a prisoner somehow crowns the next king of Westeros.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: agrajag on May 29, 2019, 07:39:09 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8PaeXJwddc
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 29, 2019, 10:06:45 PM
There are aspects of the season that will come to pass in the books, but overall? Both the show and books are clearly going in such a drastic different direction that I don't even think the show matters much in my thinking about the future. Book wise the most interesting thing was kind of getting a glimpse of how stories were blended together. You can clearly see the Jon/Dany thing will be "Aegon"/Dany in the books...in terms of the jealousy and threat to the throne. I fully expect "Aegon" to be king by the time Dany arrives in Westeros. I think it's obvious the Sansa stuff will be Arianne Martell in the books. I think there could be a battle at Winterfell...but it won't be resolved like that (ie easy af).

I think it ends with no king - with each of the kingdoms ruled by a great house, and Jon on the Wall or beyond it fighting Others, who were simply pushed back beyond the Wall but aren't completely eliminated. Basically time being a flat circle - the stage would be set for another conqueror to re-forge the kingdom at some point in the futur.

The idea of Bran being king is laughable to me, even though I've read that theory years ago. Why would the Seven Kingdoms elect a Stark king, who doesn't even worship their gods? Why would they allow a Stark king and then allow the north to succeed?
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Post by: bluemax on May 29, 2019, 11:44:16 PM
Because George is subverting your expectations bruh.
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Post by: Tasty on May 30, 2019, 09:40:47 AM
https://screenrant.com/game-thrones-bran-king-george-rr-martin/
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Post by: Himu on May 30, 2019, 11:07:05 AM
Nah Bran’s king you just gotta accept it PD.

Now the execution of that story on the other hand...
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Post by: agrajag on May 30, 2019, 01:03:59 PM
A lot of you are completely taking for granted that the books will end up exactly where the show ended up, and I think you will be in for a surprise pikachu.
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Post by: Himu on May 30, 2019, 01:15:50 PM
They went with the major plot points George told them. Bran as king, tyrant Dany. But the books won't get there the same way. It's a totally different journey and one that I need...NOW.
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Post by: agrajag on May 30, 2019, 01:33:52 PM
The story already diverged a long time ago. I don't know what y'all been reading.
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Post by: Himu on May 30, 2019, 01:38:39 PM
who the fuck said anything about the stories not diverging?
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Post by: agrajag on May 30, 2019, 01:48:37 PM
The stories diverge yet are going to end up at the same predetermined destination. Thank god you people aren't writing the books.
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Post by: agrajag on May 30, 2019, 01:58:00 PM
So you think he'll change the story?

The story already diverged a long time ago. I don't know what y'all been reading.

No one is saying otherwise dude.

who the fuck said anything about the stories not diverging?

my brain hurts today.
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Post by: team filler on May 30, 2019, 02:04:09 PM
 :kermit
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Post by: agrajag on May 30, 2019, 02:27:58 PM
I haven't made any claims. You are in the camp who think they already know the ending, I am not.
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Post by: agrajag on May 30, 2019, 02:34:01 PM
Surprised when GRRM throws you a major curveball in the plot, as he is prone to doing.


Tired of your hostile dogshit and being the one blamed like I'm arguing all over the forum.

You need to chill out, man. Maybe you're confusing me for someone else? I barely interact with you aside from this thread, not sure where you are getting arguing with me all over the forum from.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Himu on May 30, 2019, 02:38:36 PM
GRRM flat out told D&D Bran will be king. Yes the book and show are different. Yes, I still expect Bran to be king at the end of the books. I'm far more excited in seeing it done in the books. The shows final season felt like a giant advertisement for Winds and Dream.
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Post by: agrajag on May 30, 2019, 02:40:24 PM
 :popular

GRRM could have easily told them to do one thing for the show and have something else in mind for the books. It's not like the books and the show haven't been going in different directions for entire seasons now.
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Post by: agrajag on May 30, 2019, 02:59:04 PM
 :hump :tauntaun :uguu
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Post by: shosta on May 30, 2019, 03:00:11 PM
If Georgie boy said that Bran will be king, that's probably just how it's going to be. Then again, it was also from his original plan, so it could change in the future. Not impossible.
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Post by: agrajag on May 30, 2019, 03:05:11 PM
Either way it wouldn't be done in a ham-fisted way with the stupid little round table. Maybe I am alone in this, but how they get there is more important than who gets there. I don't think I am though, based on the negative reception of this season.
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Post by: agrajag on May 30, 2019, 03:21:54 PM
I'm tired of you and Cindi ganging up on me and gaslighting me  ::)
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Post by: Brehvolution on May 30, 2019, 03:30:59 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/u1ASRe4.jpg)
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 30, 2019, 06:40:32 PM
edit: *kicks computer desk*

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Post by: El Babua on May 30, 2019, 07:53:06 PM
TFW when you realize GRRM's main issue for the past 19 years is trying to figure out how the fuck to make Bran king without it seeming stupid.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 30, 2019, 08:45:19 PM
You can literally see the corners cut and fuckery. I'm sorry, but the books and show will not have the same ending. You're not going to convince me all the characters gang up in Winterfell, defeat the Others, nobody of consequence dies, and then they march to KL to win the game of thrones. fuckouttahere.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Himu on May 30, 2019, 08:48:10 PM
You can literally see the corners cut and fuckery. I'm sorry, but the books and show will not have the same ending. You're not going to convince me all the characters gang up in Winterfell, defeat the Others, nobody of consequence dies, and then they march to KL to win the game of thrones. fuckouttahere.

Not the same exact ending. But stuff like King bran? Tyrant Dany? Yeah.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 30, 2019, 08:57:35 PM
We know Dany is going to turn. She's full on "fire and blood" at the end of ADWD. Is she going to burn down KL? I don't know.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: bluemax on May 31, 2019, 12:11:54 AM
A lot of you are completely taking for granted that the books will end up exactly where the show ended up, and I think you will be in for a surprise pikachu.

A lot of you taking for granted that GRRM is gonna write another book.
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Post by: Momo on May 31, 2019, 01:09:03 AM
I think that fucker finished a lot more of the book series than he let on but just didnt want to release it while he's making bank on TV show money
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: team filler on June 01, 2019, 06:04:26 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q8-IQQ7jY8
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Post by: curly on June 01, 2019, 07:20:42 PM
It's 2019 and people expecting grrm to release books smh
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: agrajag on June 01, 2019, 08:49:45 PM
(https://i.redd.it/a8wbu5k6zq131.jpg)
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Tasty on June 01, 2019, 09:08:22 PM
"I'm about to end this man's whole career"
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Post by: shosta on June 01, 2019, 09:10:59 PM
That's a woman actually
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Post by: benjipwns on June 01, 2019, 09:11:52 PM
That's a woman actually
just like a woman to try and end a man's whole career
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: agrajag on June 01, 2019, 09:24:03 PM
(https://i.redd.it/uj67umd00p131.jpg)
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: team filler on June 02, 2019, 01:56:22 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/b3rAUEd.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/UNLGkrI.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/weSnvh8.jpg)

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Post by: Raist on June 02, 2019, 05:32:12 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/UNLGkrI.jpg)


YIKES


(https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-17bc781f0a8f43d5cff5bc0f5d7d76c4)
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Post by: Don Rumata on June 02, 2019, 01:52:20 PM
Boy George looking pretty hot nowadays.
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Post by: Brehvolution on June 03, 2019, 03:12:21 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/kMK7IcA.png)
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: MMaRsu on June 03, 2019, 04:02:30 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/UNLGkrI.jpg)


YIKES


(https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-17bc781f0a8f43d5cff5bc0f5d7d76c4)

You cant say they didnt have a good sense of fashion, those crazy Nazi bastards
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Post by: Tasty on July 11, 2019, 07:14:27 AM
https://twitter.com/AnnMLipton/status/1147346902456909825

:heyman
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Post by: Tasty on August 02, 2019, 12:43:10 PM
https://io9.gizmodo.com/read-game-of-thrones-finale-script-for-a-glimpse-at-so-1836861260

(https://i.imgur.com/jqYcYrx.png)
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Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 21, 2019, 10:27:04 PM
Were people surprised about the shitty ending?

At Season 6 now and well the begining is awful. People just straight up killing important political people with little on screen planning or smart maneuvering and consequence. It's not surprising, what happen in Season 8. It seems pretty clear in season 6 the writers just resort to shocking moments and haven't thought about how any of this should effect the world the story takes place in.
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Post by: bluemax on October 27, 2019, 03:28:03 PM
https://twitter.com/forarya/status/1188186578071556102
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Post by: Nintex on October 27, 2019, 07:29:38 PM
Not going into details or anything but they really did destroy this entire franchise with the last season.
After it was finished, within a day or two there was nothing 'Game of Thrones' left.
No new merchandise, no Blu-Ray 4K collection box, no nothing.

Some web game with lots of ads that slowly withered.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Tasty on April 14, 2021, 07:58:02 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynwZDOo573M

"Yeah so there was a long conversation, and then we get a long letter explaining why this was a bad idea... which just made us wanna kill that person that much more."

:mindblown



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15qF4zHL0zk

Not much more to say.
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Post by: Potato on April 14, 2021, 11:17:02 PM
It really is amazing how that season killed the whole franchise. I can't help but cringe every time HBO announces a new spin off series. I'm like, "who the fuck is going to watch that shit?"

I can really see HBO taking a massive financial hit with their "all in" investment.
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Post by: El Babua on April 14, 2021, 11:45:12 PM
The success of the Snyder Cut has inspired HBO to redo GoT :rejoice

spoiler (click to show/hide)
hopefully it's both S7 and S8
[close]
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Post by: Raist on April 15, 2021, 12:51:57 AM
Hodor
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Nintex on April 15, 2021, 01:47:11 PM
The success of the Snyder Cut has inspired HBO to redo GoT :rejoice

spoiler (click to show/hide)
hopefully it's both S7 and S8
[close]
Unless they bring back Stannis Baratheon and he wins I'm not interested  :hmph
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Post by: MMaRsu on April 15, 2021, 01:54:33 PM
I dunno I still enjoyed it even if there were a few big missteps.

I didnt mind Arya killing the Night King but it would have been cooler if John had done that.

Maybe the NK could have won lmao that would have been cool af too
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Post by: Don Rumata on April 15, 2021, 02:42:44 PM
The last season killed the show, but tbh, it was really downhill long before then.
I think S4 was the last good one, after that you had the occasional good moments (almost all being CGi or big battle related) but a general shit show of story and character development.
S8 was just the culmination of that garbage.
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Post by: Nintex on April 15, 2021, 03:04:23 PM
I always felt like the big problem with GoT was that they killed off most of the good actors like Charles Dance within 3 seasons.
So they were left with the wooden plank Emillia Clarke, Kit Harrington doing a LOTR larp, Peter Dinklage phoning it and a bunch of useless extra's. All they could do to make it interesting was throw them into big battles with dragons.
To make matters worse most of the young actors were so busy with GoT promotions that they couldn't do anything else to improve their acting skills or build experience between the seasons.
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Post by: team filler on April 15, 2021, 03:30:36 PM
headless ned should have reanimated and been the final boss
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Post by: Don Rumata on April 16, 2021, 10:04:11 AM
I always felt like the big problem with GoT was that they killed off most of the good actors like Charles Dance within 3 seasons.
So they were left with the wooden plank Emillia Clarke, Kit Harrington doing a LOTR larp, Peter Dinklage phoning it and a bunch of useless extra's. All they could do to make it interesting was throw them into big battles with dragons.
To make matters worse most of the young actors were so busy with GoT promotions that they couldn't do anything else to improve their acting skills or build experience between the seasons.
Some questionable actors in the lead were a problem, but let's be honest, the writing (both general plotting as well as character development and dialog) went downhill fast once they ran out of book material.

Characters like Tyrion but also the Eunuch i forgot the name of, went from charming and cunning, to dumb idiots with sassy one liners.
By that point, having impressive CGi dragon battles had become the selling point.
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Post by: Potato on April 16, 2021, 06:10:40 PM
Spot on with that assessment.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Tasty on June 17, 2022, 01:54:42 AM
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/game-of-thrones-jon-snow-spinoff-1235167415/

:larry
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Potato on June 17, 2022, 03:26:11 AM
Nobody wants more GoT. This prequel series is going to bomb and absolutely no one wants to see more fucking Jon Snow...
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Post by: Nintex on June 17, 2022, 04:33:51 PM
It probably has 'fans' that catched on later and enjoyed it because of the fantasy action.

GoT Season 1 is just an entirely different show than the final season.
Almost the complete reverse actually. They didn't even show battles in the earlier seasons.
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Post by: Polident Hive on June 17, 2022, 09:21:22 PM
Not opposed to a GoT sequel series. But a Jon Snow show  ???

At the height of the bargaining phase following the finale, there was some interest in an Arya Trek Voyager show. Jon is a dead end. Unless… somehow, the Night King has returned.
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Post by: Tasty on August 11, 2022, 08:09:36 AM
Game of Thrones' George R.R. Martin Confirms Estrangement From Original Series in Later Seasons: 'I Was Pretty Much Out of the Loop' (https://tvline.com/2022/08/10/george-rr-martin-game-of-thrones-tv-series-ending-estranged/)
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Tasty on August 11, 2022, 08:10:07 AM
We doing a thread for HoD?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DotnJ7tTA34
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: archnemesis on August 11, 2022, 08:15:17 AM
Sure, threads are cheap.

I just signed up for HBO Max today. I'm glad to see that there is something worth watching this month. I thought it was scheduled for next year.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 11, 2022, 01:03:12 PM
We doing a thread for HoD?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DotnJ7tTA34

Sounds good to me.

Obviously much of the dialogue and filler content will be made up, since the books just cover this stuff via historical recollection but...it sounds pretty faithful to George's ideas. And he says he's very hands on with this show. That's not really what I want to hear of course, given that it's just more evidence of how far away we are from TWOW but hey. I doubt the book comes out at this point.

There are going to be some big battles and big shock moments (blood and cheese...) but I wouldn't expect anything to match the Red Wedding or other major moments from Thrones. 17 dragons and crazy battles, plus some of major events, will be enough to ensure this is good. As long as the filler stuff isn't bad.
Title: Re: Game of Thrones Season 8, we can finally stop waiting on GURM
Post by: Potato on August 11, 2022, 03:00:54 PM
I have no faith this will be any good.