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Title: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 06, 2019, 03:10:25 AM
Trying to play 4D chess :lol

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Ajaxxx

Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: team filler on March 06, 2019, 03:14:03 AM
 :clap :clap :clap
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Momo on March 07, 2019, 12:21:08 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/JmI5PH3.jpg)
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Potato on March 07, 2019, 03:01:11 AM
I don't think there is a modern footballer that I hate more than this cunt.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 07, 2019, 03:04:51 AM
Diego Costa?

Looking forward to his documentary now though  :lol
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Momo on March 07, 2019, 03:06:38 AM
Luis Suárez?
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Potato on March 07, 2019, 03:09:01 AM
Suarez is a close second.

Costa is probably third.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 07, 2019, 03:25:05 AM
Neymar?
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Potato on March 07, 2019, 03:38:04 AM
Oooh, so many cunts that I didn't think about. Ramos is still top, but there is a seething mass of cuntishness that sits just below him in the hate-scale.

The only player that I can think of that I hate more than Ramos (current or past) is fucking Roy Keane. That guy is a piece of shit of a different scale.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Momo on March 07, 2019, 03:40:57 AM
Roy Keane was a galaxy brained asshole, hard to reach that state unless you're Joey Barton, John Terry or any other chelsea player from the early Russian money era.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Potato on March 07, 2019, 03:42:43 AM
Speaking of cunts, is there a football thread on thebore?
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 07, 2019, 03:59:17 AM
Its dead, just make a thread when something happend or use this
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: VomKriege on March 07, 2019, 04:14:30 AM
Quote from: Premium Lager on March 07, 2019, 03:25:05 AM
Neymar?

So irritating. I don't follow football anymore but I'm so bummed Paris broke the bank for him.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 07, 2019, 04:20:54 AM
Don't worry the sheik will just print some blood money
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: VomKriege on March 07, 2019, 04:31:44 AM
Quote from: Premium Lager on March 07, 2019, 04:20:54 AM
Don't worry the sheik will just print some blood money

The funds being available isn't the issue. I don't think the recruitment has been very good (relative to the budget engaged) except year 1 under Leonardo.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: curly on March 07, 2019, 05:47:17 AM
the slavers and the fascists getting knocked out in the same round :rejoice

edit: the sisterfuckers too :rejoice
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 07, 2019, 06:42:54 AM
Sisterfuckers?
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Momo on March 07, 2019, 07:06:49 AM
Inter Milan, Monaco, Napoli, Galatasaray take your pick  :tocry
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Potato on March 07, 2019, 08:10:04 AM
Quote from: Premium Lager on March 07, 2019, 06:42:54 AM
Sisterfuckers?

Sunderland aren't in the CL
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Kunai With Chain on March 07, 2019, 02:44:56 PM
Bumery being embarrassed again in Europa. Nice, can now go back to hating him again after the fans got off his case after two flukey results went his way.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 07, 2019, 02:47:45 PM
I keep wishin this is a Arthur C Clarke thread but that’s Rama
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 07, 2019, 03:05:45 PM
Quote from: Kunai With Chain on March 07, 2019, 02:44:56 PM
Bumery being embarrassed again in Europa. Nice, can now go back to hating him again after the fans got off his case after two flukey results went his way.

No

Whole team played shit

Mustafi needs to be sent to the farm
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Kunai With Chain on March 07, 2019, 03:14:33 PM
Quote from: Premium Lager on March 07, 2019, 03:05:45 PM
Quote from: Kunai With Chain on March 07, 2019, 02:44:56 PM
Bumery being embarrassed again in Europa. Nice, can now go back to hating him again after the fans got off his case after two flukey results went his way.

No

Whole team played shit

Mustafi needs to be sent to the farm
The team playing shit has been the story of the whole season tbh, even during the 21 unbeaten run purple patch the team was mostly playing like shit. Emery just doesn't know how to set up against shit teams tbh, that's why one week they get beaten by some Belarusian farmers and the next they play well against Spurs. Lose to Utd and we'll have pulled a Real Madrid and have our whole season over within a week.

Also what was the point of that Suarez loan? Just bringing in one of Emery's old pals for the sake of it, and you just know they are 100% gonna activate his buy-out clause too.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 07, 2019, 04:07:35 PM
I dont agree there were some good games and overal we are better then last season.

Havent seen a lor of suarez but really hope he is just there to make up the numbers until the end of the season and no more.

This squad needs some serious rebalancing and decent recruitment still.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Potato on March 08, 2019, 12:43:07 AM
Premier League should be fun this weekend. Is this the weekend that Liverpool well and truly let the league slip away?
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Momo on March 08, 2019, 01:07:35 AM
Liverpool thins year: 'this is our year lads'
Reality: 'no'
Liverfools: ' :brazilcry '
Liverpool next year: 'this is out year lads'
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: BisMarckie on March 08, 2019, 01:37:00 AM
Liverpool will not choke just yet, they will wait until mid April to do that. :success
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Momo on March 08, 2019, 01:40:19 AM
That would be the best :lawd
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 08, 2019, 02:08:44 AM
Yes liverpool choking would be peak liverpool but id still rather have them win then oil city

Although city fans would be easier to ignore and dismiss

So idk
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Potato on March 08, 2019, 03:15:13 AM

Quote from: Premium Lager on March 08, 2019, 02:08:44 AM
Yes liverpool choking would be peak liverpool but id still rather have them win then oil city

Although city fans would be easier to ignore and dismiss

So idk

I agree. I'd rather Liverpool win the league if only for some variety. Also, fuck Pep. Fuck him in the nose.

City fans are also much easier to ignore cause there's only about a dozen of them anyway...or something.

Anyway, my predictions for the Premier League this round:
Crystal Palace 2 v 1 Brighton
Cardiff City 1 v 1 West Ham
Huddersfield Town 0 v 2 Bournemouth
Leicester City 1 v 0 Fulham
Newcastle 2 v 0 Everton
Southampton 0 v 3 Spurs
Manchester City 2 v 1 Watford
Liverpool 2 v 0 Burnley
Chelsea 3 v 1 Wolves
Arsenal 0 v 1 Manchester United
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Momo on March 08, 2019, 03:30:11 AM
No, I want Liverpool fans to suffer for eternity
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Potato on March 08, 2019, 03:40:36 AM
Having been on the receiving end of garbage from a bunch of Liverpool fans for decades, I'm inclined to agree with you, but City rates second only to PSG in my hatred scale.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Momo on March 08, 2019, 03:43:34 AM
At least pedophile SG plays in france so they are completely avoidable lol
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 08, 2019, 03:52:48 AM
Dont forget chelski
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Momo on March 08, 2019, 04:00:03 AM
I mean initially i despised Chelski, but once the assholes that are J.Cole, Terry and crew fucked off and they started no longer winning shit, I stopped caring about them immediately
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Potato on March 08, 2019, 05:15:58 AM
My brother is a big Chelsea fan (pre-Abramovich) so I guess I have fond memories of watching some of those players from the 90s like Zola, Gudjohnsen, Desailly, Poyet and Deschamps.

Even when Abramovich came in, at least he broke the duopoly that Man U and Arsenal had on the Premier League so I never really hated them.

When I think of teams I detest and wish awful things upon, the following immediately come to mind: PSG, Man City, Man U, Juve, Barca, Real Madrid, Sunderland.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Momo on March 08, 2019, 05:22:59 AM
Sunderland :thinking
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Potato on March 08, 2019, 09:01:33 AM
Toon, Toon, black and white army!
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Momo on March 08, 2019, 09:21:03 AM
Alan Shearer was shit  :teehee
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 08, 2019, 09:29:39 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/0ugzuFN.jpg?1)
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: BisMarckie on March 08, 2019, 09:32:41 PM
Nerds alwasy ruining our sports threads.

:nerds
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 09, 2019, 03:34:26 PM
Spurs  :lol

Maybe the english press can stop the circle jerk now over this trophyless team
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Potato on March 09, 2019, 06:30:01 PM
Spurs are shit, but not Arsenal shit.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Kunai With Chain on March 10, 2019, 02:36:30 PM
Get in Premium Lager. Fergie must have taken the weekend off.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 11, 2019, 01:02:17 AM
Tense but great win, we finally caught a break and United finally ran out of comebacks. Their defeat was a long time coming.

Overall a solid 2 weeks for us. W-W (which I attended yaay)-D-L-W.  I'd have preferred winning against spurs and drawing with Man u but can't complain. Losing against Rennes was weak but helped us today more then Uniteds win against PSG helped them.

Very exciting end of the season. Think spurs might slip out of top 4. would be perfect way really to have EL instead og CL at their grounfs nxt year.

Also Ajax won keeping pressure on PSV.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Kunai With Chain on March 11, 2019, 04:00:36 PM
Zidane back at Real. Ffs why did that bald prick even bother leaving if he was gonna go back at the first opportunity? Was really hoping Pochettino would finally leave Spurs. Only hope now is for Ole's hypetrain to derail and they crash and burn for the rest of season, allowing the Mancs to go for Poch.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Potato on March 11, 2019, 06:06:04 PM
Strange decision by Zidane. If he succeeds in turning it around, then no one will be surprised, but if he falls, then the knives will definitely be out.

Here's to some late-season fuckery to make everything exciting.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 12, 2019, 02:55:22 AM
Apparently Flo has agreed to all of Zizous demands like Kante and Hazard.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Potato on March 12, 2019, 03:02:44 AM
There's £200 million right there. Can someone explain to me how the fuck Madrid manage to stay within the FFP rules?


spoiler (click to show/hide)
That was rhetorical question. I know the answer already. Madrid and Barcelona fuck over the other 18 clubs on tv rights with the express blessing of the Primera Liga
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Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 12, 2019, 04:47:31 AM
Also Madrid is the highest grossing football club, not reliant on oil blood money like city psg.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Momo on March 12, 2019, 05:57:57 AM
Madrid is the grossest football club
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: VomKriege on March 12, 2019, 05:58:54 AM
"Old money" was grandfathered in, basically.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Potato on March 12, 2019, 06:44:07 AM
While it's getting a little fairer, the tv money ratios for the top 5 leagues is quite interesting and shows why Madrid, Barca and the likes of PSG, Bayern and Juve are not playing on a level playing field with everyone else.

Quote
Based on the 2017/18 distribution, the ratio between the highest earning team and the lowest earning team in La Liga is 1:3.6. Serie A is generally at the higher end of the scale – around 1:4.5 while Ligue 1 is usually close to La Liga’s ratio.

The Bundesliga ratio has run at around 1:3.4 while the Premier League ratio of 1:1.6 makes the English top flight the most equitable by far.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/bobbymcmahon/2019/01/06/1-5b-in-tv-rights-fees-barcelona-real-madrid-and-16-other-teams-bank-record-payouts-from-la-liga/#4643be065eb9 (https://www.forbes.com/sites/bobbymcmahon/2019/01/06/1-5b-in-tv-rights-fees-barcelona-real-madrid-and-16-other-teams-bank-record-payouts-from-la-liga/#4643be065eb9)

Quote
A centralized model was legislated by a 2015 Royal decree and required implementation for the 2016/17 season. 2015/16 saw a hybrid model implemented as a stepping stone to full implementation.

Prior to the decree, La Liga teams sold rights on an individual basis. Barcelona and Real Madrid siphoned off a large percentage of the rights (combo of 38% in 2014/15). This percentage has now dropped to 23%. However, the pie has grown larger and so Barcelona and Real Madrid are banking more money than ever before.

If you add in all the dodgy real estate deals Madrid have done with the city council it all amounts to a league and a system that is unfairly slanted in their favour.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: BisMarckie on March 12, 2019, 06:48:55 AM
Quote from: Momo on March 12, 2019, 05:57:57 AM
Madrid is the grossest football club

Weird how they don’t address their relationship to General Franco :teehee
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Kunai With Chain on March 12, 2019, 05:31:32 PM
https://twitter.com/ForzaJuve2017/status/1105482150823034882

So they release this info before the game and then Penaldo goes and scores the comeback goals. How does he keep doing it?
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: BisMarckie on March 12, 2019, 05:33:19 PM
Quote from: Kunai With Chain on March 12, 2019, 05:31:32 PM
https://twitter.com/ForzaJuve2017/status/1105482150823034882

So they release this info before the game and then Penaldo goes and scores the comeback goals. How does he keep doing it?

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcTCEA64zWB-h3GBAWvl38dDCtKg_hneUGsB5ohbqXvwcQCzts01)

Big Dick Energy
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Kunai With Chain on March 12, 2019, 05:52:54 PM
Name a more iconic duo than Ronaldo and ruining Simeone dreams.

Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 13, 2019, 01:02:29 PM
Idk but i couldn't fall asleep last night cause i felt that he would do something special an I kept checking the score

God i love to hate him
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Himu on March 13, 2019, 01:04:16 PM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on March 12, 2019, 05:33:19 PM
Quote from: Kunai With Chain on March 12, 2019, 05:31:32 PM
https://twitter.com/ForzaJuve2017/status/1105482150823034882

So they release this info before the game and then Penaldo goes and scores the comeback goals. How does he keep doing it?

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcTCEA64zWB-h3GBAWvl38dDCtKg_hneUGsB5ohbqXvwcQCzts01)

Big Dick Energy

:lol
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Potato on March 15, 2019, 08:00:36 PM
Quarter-finals
Ajax v Juventus (April 10 at Johan Cruijff Arena, April 16 at Allianz Stadium)
Liverpool v Porto (April 9 at Anfield, April 17 at Estadio do Dragao)
Tottenham v Manchester City (April 9 at Spurs' stadium, April 17 at Etihad)
Barcelona v Manchester United (April 10 at Old Trafford, April 16 at Nou Camp)

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/47580448

Should be fun.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 17, 2019, 02:23:05 AM
Not fair, why couldnt we get tottenham.

Arsenal drew Napoli too. Blegh.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Momo on March 17, 2019, 01:42:35 PM
I dont care how much everyone hates Arsenal, they will always be my boy  :ohyeah
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: team filler on March 18, 2019, 05:21:52 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/vnphQN6.gif)
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 18, 2019, 09:52:18 PM
My one good work friend is an Arsenal fan so I kinda ra ra or whatever
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 20, 2019, 06:36:06 AM
International break is so boring
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: team filler on March 26, 2019, 07:12:00 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uKjKNkmnvw
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Potato on March 26, 2019, 10:00:15 PM
A goal worthy of his namesake Faustino! Any relation?
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: team filler on March 26, 2019, 10:38:34 PM
the beautiful game  :rejoice
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 01, 2019, 05:16:54 PM
Lads its tottenham
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Kunai With Chain on April 02, 2019, 08:24:44 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/16r2EPy.png)
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: headwalk on April 02, 2019, 08:59:09 PM
sick of lovely plucky wolves. absolute ned flanders team.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Potato on April 02, 2019, 09:54:55 PM
Fuck wolves. The whole club is a house of cards and everything is shady as shit with their links to Jorge Mendes.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 03, 2019, 12:44:17 AM
I'd laugh but we still have to play them away  :doge

Fuck abu dhabi fc though
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 10, 2019, 08:26:00 AM
Spurs beat city but kane is out, win win.

Little hope for tonight but hope the ajax dream can last a bit longer, been a great few years for ajax. We just have to play with the right intensity, like against Real. Not like the EL final against United.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: team filler on April 10, 2019, 12:45:14 PM
https://www.rt.com/sport/455935-maradona-fined-maduro-support
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 10, 2019, 03:53:50 PM
Had to be noodle boy ffs
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 10, 2019, 05:03:14 PM
My boy Neres  :-*
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Potato on April 13, 2019, 01:38:47 AM
Great win by Newcastle. Pretty much makes us safe and relieves a bunch of pressure. Hopefully we can finish off strong and get somewhat close to our 10th place finish from last season.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 16, 2019, 05:00:18 PM
Omg the dream isnt over yet

What is this timeline
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 16, 2019, 05:00:37 PM
Quote from: Potato on April 13, 2019, 01:38:47 AM
Great win by Newcastle. Pretty much makes us safe and relieves a bunch of pressure. Hopefully we can finish off strong and get somewhat close to our 10th place finish from last season.

Man, rafa is a miracle worker
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on April 16, 2019, 05:05:25 PM
lose to a team with lasse schøne  :doge
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 16, 2019, 05:09:53 PM
Og hvad så

Han er en af de bedste danske fodboldspillere
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Potato on April 16, 2019, 06:40:22 PM
Well done Ajax!
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: BisMarckie on April 16, 2019, 06:59:13 PM
TFW you forgot that there were games today. :stahp
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Kunai With Chain on April 28, 2019, 01:49:53 PM
If even Alan Sugar had been the manager over this past month I don't think he could have done a worse job than Emery has. Being a Basque farmer should have been the height of his career, yet here he is earning millions to fuck up the easiest run in for the top 4 spot. Life really is unfair sometimes.

Still, thanks to the Chelsea result, Arsenal could still be favourite for that 4th place spot which is pretty mental considering the results  :lol
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on April 28, 2019, 01:56:31 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/BJHO6Pn.jpg)
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Potato on April 28, 2019, 03:52:34 PM
No one wants to finish 3rd or 4th. It's crazy.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: headwalk on April 28, 2019, 04:14:40 PM
weird watching emery still try to play through midfield after the red even though the goon were already getting murdered in midfield with 11 players and they had two pacey strikers on the pitch.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 30, 2019, 03:58:47 PM
0-1 up, hope we can hold on orat least not lose.

Should have been 2.

And yeah Arsenal are having a nightmare week.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: BisMarckie on April 30, 2019, 04:11:29 PM
Betting on Spurs to win. :money
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: BisMarckie on April 30, 2019, 04:20:26 PM
Seeing Ajax‘s development over the last 4-5 years has been pretty awesome though. I loved these Ajax teams in the early to mid 90s.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: MMaRsu on April 30, 2019, 04:29:55 PM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on April 30, 2019, 04:11:29 PM
Betting on Spurs to win. :money

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/A0FGCbbooHe1y/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: BisMarckie on April 30, 2019, 04:42:45 PM
That had to be the 0-2
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 30, 2019, 05:09:04 PM
Ajax away form vs Arsenal away form

Anyhoo Spurs were playing long balls for 90 minutes, hope we can finish this off at home but it will bw tough.

That said the CL final is in sight for the first time in 23 years. The dream is still alive in May, amazing.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 30, 2019, 05:21:44 PM
Also fuck spurs and their toilet bowl and cunts like dele ali
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on April 30, 2019, 05:23:12 PM
eriksen no backbone, worm.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 30, 2019, 05:26:29 PM
Get beat by a team with Schone breh
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: team filler on May 01, 2019, 07:48:52 PM
https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1123692031828746242
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on May 01, 2019, 09:21:20 PM
messi, the argentinian robert skov.

Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: headwalk on May 01, 2019, 11:19:30 PM
had a nightmare vision of the red scouse going into the CL final as champions of england and having to choose between them getting the double or spurs getting a star above their cock.

feel massively sorry for version of me who has to live in that timeline.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Kunai With Chain on May 01, 2019, 11:57:11 PM
Liverpool getting the double while a shame, would have had the upside of being a massive L for the mancs. There is literally no upside to the Spuds winning the CL.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on May 02, 2019, 01:48:07 AM
I can't deal with all these Liverpool cunts though
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 02, 2019, 06:20:42 AM
Spuds winning the CL is the darkest timeline. Id take Arsenal without CL football again this and next year over that.

Plz Ajax fulfill the prophecy

Would seriously be disgusting if they beat ajax and then win the final  :-X
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: headwalk on May 04, 2019, 09:37:38 AM
can we rename this to the laugh at shitspur megathread?
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on May 04, 2019, 10:39:26 AM
they spursed it hard
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Kunai With Chain on May 04, 2019, 05:36:46 PM
https://twitter.com/vonstrenginho/status/1124746023363072001

Feels bad for him getting refballed back into the championship, but glad we don't have to see this weirdo anymore.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: headwalk on May 04, 2019, 07:38:54 PM
https://twitter.com/i/status/1124781830539026432

with salah going off, it was up to fabinho to carry the torch for the dippers.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Kunai With Chain on May 05, 2019, 05:17:28 PM
Having to experience another year of Emery, probably the worst manager in top football, is going to be tough. We fucked up not hiring Arteta, doubt he could have done worse.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on May 05, 2019, 06:14:56 PM
There's always new depths to reach.


Anyway lets talk about some real football. Copenhagen won the league today, against some glue snfifers

(https://i.imgur.com/fEk62qm.gif)

(https://i.imgur.com/uG7OPf7.gif)


(https://i.imgur.com/DcM3piR.jpg)


(https://i.imgur.com/YMk2hRD.jpg)


what a time to be alive
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: BisMarckie on May 05, 2019, 06:18:38 PM
FC Midtjylland has always been a great source for cheap players in Football Manager and I‘m gonna stay loyal to them. :hmph
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on May 05, 2019, 06:27:25 PM
Well Midtjylland sure has proven that slavery still works. At least to some extend, as they also got fucked hard in their boy pussies two weeks ago. N'Doye too stronk

(https://i.imgur.com/U6sk2P5.gif)


(https://i.imgtc.com/YYjsXN1.gif)


(https://i.imgtc.com/C9Gjy8e.gif)


😍
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: BisMarckie on May 05, 2019, 06:53:26 PM
Getting Nigerian talents with EU passports on the cheap. :mouf
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Kara on May 06, 2019, 10:13:32 AM
now do a thread about unai getting the gooners into CL qualification
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Kara on May 06, 2019, 10:13:47 AM
you can't they didn't qualify :twisted:
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: headwalk on May 06, 2019, 05:59:42 PM
thank you, you absolute beluga headed cunt. deliver us from scousers.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 07, 2019, 05:09:00 PM
Farca
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on May 07, 2019, 05:17:19 PM
huehuehuuehe acoustic midget cant do it in engurland again.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: BisMarckie on May 07, 2019, 05:37:56 PM
What the fuck Barca, I didn‘t even bother to watch because I thought Liverpool was done.

 if Liverpool and Spurs play the final I am rooting for an asteroid to hit Madrid and kill everyone, me included.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: headwalk on May 07, 2019, 06:45:45 PM
maybe that's the real cause of the fermi paradox. there's a point in every civilisation's development after the invention of nuclear weapons but before interstellar exploration where their equivalents of liverpool and tottenham play each other in a champion's league final and mutual global annihilation is infinitely preferable.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Potato on May 07, 2019, 09:56:13 PM
If Messi can't do it on a cold Tuesday night in Liverpool, he definitely couldn't do it in Stoke.

GOAT my ass.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: samir on May 08, 2019, 01:43:58 AM
The currently best team in the world won fair and square. mmmmmmmm yeeeeees

 :lawd
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Potato on May 08, 2019, 01:51:10 AM
LoL

https://twitter.com/DaveOCKOP/status/1125916001621639169
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 08, 2019, 02:14:57 AM
Its all up to Ajax now

I have a real bad feeling about tonight, have been nervous for a few days now
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Potato on May 08, 2019, 03:50:36 AM
I'm calling a Liverpool v Spurs final.

As much as I would love to see Ajax win the CL, I think Spurs will do them 2-0.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: BisMarckie on May 08, 2019, 06:54:42 AM
Putting some money on the Spurs to advance cause fuck me and this sport.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: MMaRsu on May 08, 2019, 07:01:48 AM
Nahh spurs shouldnt win they sucked ass
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: BisMarckie on May 08, 2019, 07:27:14 AM
To be fair Spurs vs. Liverpool wouldn’t be as bad for me as Bayern vs. Dortmund was. That shit was obnoxious.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 08, 2019, 07:30:43 AM
Fuck spurs
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: MMaRsu on May 08, 2019, 03:41:46 PM
Ajax killed it already  :lol
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: MMaRsu on May 08, 2019, 03:42:27 PM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on May 08, 2019, 06:54:42 AM
Putting some money on the Spurs to advance

 :snoop :yeshrug
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: BisMarckie on May 08, 2019, 03:54:21 PM
I am happy about it, I just put some money on the Spurs because the universe usuallly hates me enough to let a Spurs vs. Liverpool happen.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: BisMarckie on May 08, 2019, 04:20:47 PM
You see that shit ? -The universe hates me.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: MMaRsu on May 08, 2019, 04:51:37 PM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on May 08, 2019, 04:20:47 PM
You see that shit ? -The universe hates me.

I mean Ajax actually nearly threw away their total lead.. they almost lost this one man!

Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: BisMarckie on May 08, 2019, 04:57:45 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on May 08, 2019, 04:51:37 PM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on May 08, 2019, 04:20:47 PM
You see that shit ? -The universe hates me.

I mean Ajax actually nearly threw away their total lead.. they almost lost this one man!

:beli
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: MMaRsu on May 08, 2019, 05:04:15 PM
You see? The Universe loves you bro!

Ajax choked harder than I dream about choking a bitch!
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: team filler on May 08, 2019, 05:35:06 PM
https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1126236288074559488
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on May 08, 2019, 05:49:30 PM
Schøne on that second tottenham goal lmao. trash dog. shame though, would have liked to see ajax win it. now isis is the only hope for the finale.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on May 08, 2019, 05:50:46 PM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on May 08, 2019, 06:54:42 AM
Putting some money on the Spurs to advance cause fuck me and this sport.

Put 20 euros on it as well. finally, i lost so much money the last few weeks.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: headwalk on May 08, 2019, 06:55:55 PM
Quote from: headwalk on May 01, 2019, 11:19:30 PM
had a nightmare vision of the red scouse going into the CL final as champions of england and having to choose between them getting the double or spurs getting a star above their cock.

feel massively sorry for version of me who has to live in that timeline.

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HandsomeJovialGander-size_restricted.gif)
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on May 08, 2019, 07:34:21 PM
that's ripe for the bad vibes thread
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Potato on May 08, 2019, 07:58:39 PM
Insane week of football. Here's hoping for some more drama and fuckery on the last day of the Premier League too.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: headwalk on May 08, 2019, 08:10:27 PM
Quote from: Potato on May 08, 2019, 07:58:39 PM
Insane week of football. Here's hoping for some more drama and fuckery on the last day of the Premier League too.

fuck off.

routine city win please. dizzy 9th place for the mighty irons too.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Potato on May 09, 2019, 03:02:40 AM
Fuck City and the bullshit oil slave traders the cunts rode in on.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 09, 2019, 05:01:48 AM
Fuck spurs, fuck city

Fuck em all

Never really cared for football anyway
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 09, 2019, 05:02:36 AM
https://youtu.be/RVy4r0zNAtI

My boys!
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 09, 2019, 05:04:12 AM
Stupid video making me cry  :maf :'(
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: VomKriege on May 09, 2019, 05:09:50 AM
I know this sort of opinions have been irremediably relegated to delusion by our oligarch overlords but man I miss when the Champion's League only had actual national champions.

Not that I cared much for football in the last 5 years but still.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Momo on May 09, 2019, 05:27:32 AM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on May 07, 2019, 05:37:56 PM
What the fuck Barca, I didn‘t even bother to watch because I thought Liverpool was done.

 if Liverpool and Spurs play the final I am rooting for an asteroid to hit Madrid and kill everyone, me included.
yup, worst timeline
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 09, 2019, 06:20:11 AM
Worst is spurs winning CL while arsenal doesn't qualify and ajax doesn't win the league
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Momo on May 09, 2019, 06:37:15 AM
I dont live in london so i cant give a fuck about tottenham as an arsenal fan, I do however want impart Liverpuddlians sadness as hard as humanly possible
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 09, 2019, 07:08:20 AM
Its not about where you are from its ablut where you are at
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Momo on May 09, 2019, 07:26:35 AM
I cant care about inter town squabbles  :trumps
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 09, 2019, 09:07:39 AM
Damn B, why u do me like that
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: headwalk on May 09, 2019, 10:21:49 AM
no one hates an english club winning a trophy more than the rest of england.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: BisMarckie on May 09, 2019, 10:25:07 AM
Even though :no1curr about the europa league..

A Chelsea vs. Arsenal final sounds kinda bleak as well.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: BisMarckie on May 09, 2019, 04:55:57 PM
Chelsea looking sluggish and Frankfurt looks more dangerous the last 20 minutes.
Might place a tiny bet on Frankfurt :gopnik
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: BisMarckie on May 09, 2019, 04:58:47 PM
Would be pretty ironic if after all this bitching Emery wins a European trophy.  :doge
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: BisMarckie on May 09, 2019, 05:30:08 PM
That was a BS call. Chelsea was robbed.


Still a chance to win my bet though.
:money
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: BisMarckie on May 09, 2019, 05:47:18 PM
:beli
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 10, 2019, 05:47:05 AM
Coyg
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: team filler on May 19, 2019, 09:07:15 AM
https://twitter.com/Issaamro/status/1129350723249025024

 :rejoice
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on May 26, 2019, 10:46:08 AM
Havent been to many matches this season due to being sick, but we might have lost again again yesterday due to the gold already being secured, but it was good fun anyway. Robert Skov got his record as most scoring player in the Danish league, and that is as a right winger in a 442. Very cummy. Match was terrible, but after party in fælledparken was good fun. Vavro completely soaked me in beer. :doge

Ståle giving his medal to a fan, Zeca letting fans lift the trophy and so on was also pretty nice. Oh and the inflatable tifo also always fun.

https://youtu.be/NEnnNq90dx0



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGlS6AUiX3E

(https://i.imgur.com/njFOGfF.jpg)


(https://i.imgur.com/nTEwoMS.jpg)


(https://i.imgur.com/XWkVEEk.jpg)


(https://i.imgur.com/t9eyUhO.jpg)


(https://i.imgur.com/enzJHOx.jpg)


(https://i.imgur.com/M0dP2He.jpg)
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: VomKriege on May 26, 2019, 10:53:24 AM
Bacardi FC besting Barcelona  :like
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 26, 2019, 12:07:22 PM
How can u support fc copenhagen man
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 26, 2019, 12:07:51 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on May 26, 2019, 10:53:24 AM
Bacardi FC besting Barcelona  :like

Nice that coq and paulista got to win something
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on May 26, 2019, 01:52:11 PM
Quote from: Premium Lager on May 26, 2019, 12:07:22 PM
How can u support fc copenhagen man

Cause I'm from Copenhagen and Lyngby can suck a dick?
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Potato on May 26, 2019, 04:15:57 PM
Quote from: Mr Gilhaney on May 26, 2019, 01:52:11 PM
Quote from: Premium Lager on May 26, 2019, 12:07:22 PM
How can u support fc copenhagen man

Cause I'm from Copenhagen and Lyngby can suck a dick?
Sounds like a pretty reasonable answer to me.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 27, 2019, 12:48:56 AM
Thought u lived in jylland
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Potato on May 27, 2019, 01:00:16 AM
Fuck I hope these rumours about Mike Ashley selling Newcastle are true.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 27, 2019, 03:15:59 AM
Yay more blood money
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on May 27, 2019, 04:46:52 AM
Quote from: Premium Lager on May 27, 2019, 12:48:56 AM
Thought u lived in jylland

I do. Had my early childhood in Valby though. By the time we moved, I already had Copenhagen as my team, at the time mostly due to my dad being a Brøndby fan and dragging me to a bunch of matches, making me realize what a bunch of glue sniffers they were.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Potato on May 27, 2019, 05:19:40 AM
Quote from: Premium Lager on May 27, 2019, 03:15:59 AM
Yay more blood money
As a long suffering fan, I really don't care where the money comes from. It could be North Korean slave labour cash for all I care, I just want to see my team compete.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: BisMarckie on May 29, 2019, 03:39:23 PM
Watching Arsenal play against Chelsea in a stadium with no real supporters built by an oligarch dictatorship.#latestagecapitalism :yuck
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: BisMarckie on May 29, 2019, 04:19:06 PM
Arsenal :neogaf
Emery :sabu
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: BisMarckie on May 29, 2019, 04:20:42 PM
They have no offensive gameplan. Chelsea just falls back and let‘s them play 40m away from the goal and then counter attacks them to death.

Arsenal midfield getting manhandled by Kovacic and Kante
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: BisMarckie on May 29, 2019, 04:22:52 PM
 :juicy
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: VomKriege on May 29, 2019, 04:35:36 PM
UEFAxit now.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on May 29, 2019, 05:37:47 PM
CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE WE KNOW WHO WE ARE  8)
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Potato on May 29, 2019, 10:58:27 PM
LoL Arsenal. The more things change.......
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 30, 2019, 12:51:36 AM
I sent an email asking for a refund on my membership
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: BisMarckie on June 01, 2019, 04:59:24 PM
Still holding out hope for ISIS.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on June 01, 2019, 05:47:00 PM
i agree with forum poster bismarckie. why cant isis come through when it matters. sure they were the first terrorist to switch over to 4k, but this could have been their vr debut, and made many people happy.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on June 01, 2019, 07:52:07 PM
not even isis could have gotten eriksen tonight though. dude was already a ghost 🚮
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: BisMarckie on June 01, 2019, 07:55:44 PM
This will shock you, but I think Dele Alli might be a tad overrated.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: VomKriege on June 03, 2019, 09:26:29 AM
Platini doing a round of interviews with European media to let us know current FIFA president Infantino is nasty and that he would have done better if elected.

 :ltg
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: headwalk on June 03, 2019, 10:24:28 AM
teams have played badly and lost in finals, but i don't think a team that played as bad as dippers (the worst pass completion of any team in a CL final since records began) has ever won so comfortably.

spurs keep finding new ways to be awful.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 07, 2019, 01:57:36 AM
Lads, its England

Quote from: BisMarckie on June 01, 2019, 07:55:44 PM
This will shock you, but I think Dele Alli might be a tad overrated.

Alli was a right old cunt yesterday hacking away at a generational talent like de Jong
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Potato on June 07, 2019, 05:08:04 AM
My 6-year-old daughter is excited to watch the women's World cup. Aussies are an outside chance of winning, so should be fun.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: team filler on June 12, 2019, 03:22:23 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/MvvwPWc.jpg) :drool
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: VomKriege on June 18, 2019, 08:57:59 AM
Quote from: VomKriege on June 03, 2019, 09:26:29 AM
Platini doing a round of interviews with European media to let us know current FIFA president Infantino is nasty and that he would have done better if elected.

 :ltg

Platini is being heard by French police over the attribution of the World Cup to Qatar.
 :neogaf
I don't even hate the man, there's actually a lot I would agree him with (on Video Arbitration for instance) but the smugness and naked ambition really had reached obnoxious levels before his election got derailed.

Also some former minister I'll spare you the biography of that was in Sarkozy's inner circle because of course.
All worth it to get this sweet Gulf money in the PSG and win a Champion's League
 :salute
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 18, 2019, 09:18:29 AM
Good news
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: VomKriege on June 18, 2019, 09:29:05 AM
I always was skeptical of the FIFA backing down (bribes to get major sport events ? You don't say !) but do you reckon it could happen ? Though really the concern more has to do with the well being of the players and the folly of building so much useless infrastructure which is pretty obscene even by FIFA / CIO standards.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: BisMarckie on June 18, 2019, 09:30:10 AM
Remember when UEFA acted like corruption was only a problem of those dirty third world federations. :heh
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: headwalk on June 18, 2019, 09:47:49 AM
they probably could've kept the racket going a lot longer if they didn't give a world cup to fucking qatar. like when someone who previously only used aim hacks on the down low starts no clipping round the map.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: BisMarckie on June 18, 2019, 12:58:12 PM
Tuned in 25 minutes late to Romania-Croatia, missed three goals already.  :doge
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: VomKriege on June 19, 2019, 03:08:04 AM
Platini walk free but was questioned for 16h, notably about a not so secret meeting at the Palais de l'Elysée that is widely believed to have been a more or less explicit order from then French President Sarkozy to vote for the Qatar World Cup bid.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 19, 2019, 09:08:12 AM
Yeah I read that too, I love if Platini gets nailed and Fifa gets fucked but I don't want ammo for Le Pen.

Ofc fuck Sarkozy for this if true
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: VomKriege on June 19, 2019, 09:44:24 AM
I don't think Le Pen really has any stake in the issue. Unless you mean on the general theme of getting cozy with Gulf states but really it's a matter beyond that football affair (they're excellent clients).
Sarkozy is due to appear in court for at least one corruption case anyway.
Title: Re: Ramos
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 19, 2019, 12:45:55 PM
I totally brainfarted and forgot Macron is president  :lol