THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Eschaton on May 16, 2019, 06:49:58 PM
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https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/1129057219184603136
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Sooo Bore Con 2019, right. :doge
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we are this closer to demolition man
prepare your seashells
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The resort will have a pool filled with Taco Bell swag, floaties, fluffy bathrobes, and plenty of food. The resort also plans on offering food that will only be available at the resort.
Aside from possible floating tostadas, the hotel and resort will offer a salon that can do “Taco Bell-inspired nail art” as well as fades and a braid bar. They’ll also have a gift shop that will be decked out in Taco Bell brand apparel.
The resort doesn’t include how many rooms will be available but they are slated to open in June and all vacationers must be 18 or older to stay.
:pitbull
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:rejoice
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of course we get the sexless art deco fake utopia future
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Nobody fucks on a stomach full of Crunchwrap supremes
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name one other place that lets you eat taco bell in a pool
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I’ll always leave room in mi casa for u daddy 😘
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Live Mas-est
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Sooo Bore Con 2019, right. :doge
This one I will actually go to.
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Sooo Bore Con 2019, right. :doge
Reservations to start in June and it's only going to be open for five days in August. :thinking
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Apparently they're going to be providing Taco Bell inspired afros and braids
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https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.usatoday.com/amp/1587139001 :'(
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They ran out of reservations in two minutes. :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/qVGCv5D.jpg)
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ˇLive más!
ˇEat más!
ˇSic sempre frijoles!
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Or you could just go to Taco Bell and then to the bathroom 6.5 minutes later.
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Or you could just go to Taco Bell and then to the bathroom 6.5 minutes later.
:banplz
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So this is like the opposite of those resorts where people go to lose weight and get healthier.
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Taco Bell is pretty balanced food.
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You could eat healthier off the Taco Bell™ menu than you could at any burger or chicken joint.
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Or you could just go to Taco Bell and then to the bathroom 6.5 minutes later.
This did happen to me before but only once.
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Or you could just go to Taco Bell and then to the bathroom 6.5 minutes later.
This did happen to me before but only once.
Was it the Volcano Nachos? I had those then was in and out of the restroom the rest of the day.
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Or you could just go to Taco Bell and then to the bathroom 6.5 minutes later.
This did happen to me before but only once.
Was it the Volcano Nachos? I had those then was in and out of the restroom the rest of the day.
No, it was like ten years ago. I walked to taco bell like 5-6 miles away. I ate it and then on the walk back, like 5 minutes after leaving, I REALLY had to go. It was torture because there was no place to stop and go to the restroom. I had to beg this one place to let me go to the bathroom. I was almost to the point of using it in a alley or something.
That was the first and last time Taco Bell betrayed me.
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Yeah you need to have restroom access within like 10-20 minutes after eating bell. :lol
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Or you could just go to Taco Bell and then to the bathroom 6.5 minutes later.
This did happen to me before but only once.
Was it the Volcano Nachos? I had those then was in and out of the restroom the rest of the day.
No, it was like ten years ago. I walked to taco bell like 5-6 miles away. I ate it and then on the walk back, like 5 minutes after leaving, I REALLY had to go. It was torture because there was no place to stop and go to the restroom. I had to beg this one place to let me go to the bathroom. I was almost to the point of using it in a alley or something.
That was the first and last time Taco Bell betrayed me.
This is the sexiest story you’ve ever told.
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Yeah you need to have restroom access within like 10-20 minutes after eating bell. :lol
This was the only time this has happened! :lol
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You could eat healthier off the Taco Bell™ menu than you could at any burger or chicken joint.
Yeah cause fast food shite is the only option :lol
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Or you could just go to Taco Bell and then to the bathroom 6.5 minutes later.
This did happen to me before but only once.
Was it the Volcano Nachos? I had those then was in and out of the restroom the rest of the day.
No, it was like ten years ago. I walked to taco bell like 5-6 miles away. I ate it and then on the walk back, like 5 minutes after leaving, I REALLY had to go. It was torture because there was no place to stop and go to the restroom. I had to beg this one place to let me go to the bathroom. I was almost to the point of using it in a alley or something.
That was the first and last time Taco Bell betrayed me.
This is the sexiest story you’ve ever told.
Pooping is not sexy!