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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Eschaton on May 16, 2019, 06:49:58 PM

Title: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
Post by: Eschaton on May 16, 2019, 06:49:58 PM
https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/1129057219184603136
Title: Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
Post by: Kara on May 16, 2019, 06:53:35 PM
Sooo Bore Con 2019, right. :doge
Title: Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
Post by: Himu on May 16, 2019, 06:56:11 PM
we are this closer to demolition man

prepare your seashells
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Post by: benjipwns on May 16, 2019, 07:06:18 PM
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The resort will have a pool filled with Taco Bell swag, floaties, fluffy bathrobes, and plenty of food. The resort also plans on offering food that will only be available at the resort.

Aside from possible floating tostadas, the hotel and resort will offer a salon that can do “Taco Bell-inspired nail art” as well as fades and a braid bar. They’ll also have a gift shop that will be decked out in Taco Bell brand apparel.

The resort doesn’t include how many rooms will be available but they are slated to open in June and all vacationers must be 18 or older to stay.
:pitbull
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 16, 2019, 07:18:19 PM
:rejoice
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Post by: toku on May 16, 2019, 08:08:57 PM
of course we get  the sexless art deco fake utopia future
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Post by: nudemacusers on May 16, 2019, 08:12:02 PM
Nobody fucks on a stomach full of Crunchwrap supremes
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Post by: shosta on May 16, 2019, 08:13:34 PM
name one other place that lets you eat taco bell in a pool
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Post by: nudemacusers on May 16, 2019, 08:17:31 PM
I’ll always leave room in mi casa for u daddy 😘
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Post by: Joe Molotov on May 16, 2019, 09:38:42 PM
Live Mas-est
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Post by: Human Snorenado on May 16, 2019, 10:03:11 PM
Sooo Bore Con 2019, right. :doge

This one I will actually go to.
Title: Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
Post by: Trent Dole on May 17, 2019, 03:00:17 AM
Sooo Bore Con 2019, right. :doge
Reservations to start in June and it's only going to be open for five days in August. :thinking
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Post by: The Sceneman on May 17, 2019, 06:58:35 AM
Apparently they're going to be providing Taco Bell inspired afros and braids
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Post by: Kara on June 27, 2019, 05:24:12 PM
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.usatoday.com/amp/1587139001 :'(
Title: Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
Post by: Trent Dole on June 27, 2019, 05:43:48 PM
They ran out of reservations in two minutes. :lol
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Post by: team filler on June 27, 2019, 05:47:58 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/qVGCv5D.jpg)
Title: Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
Post by: chronovore on June 29, 2019, 05:50:18 AM
ˇLive más!
ˇEat más!
ˇSic sempre frijoles!
Title: Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
Post by: Sideshow Raheem on June 29, 2019, 05:57:43 AM
Or you could just go to Taco Bell and then to the bathroom 6.5 minutes later.
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Post by: Kara on June 29, 2019, 06:21:58 AM
Or you could just go to Taco Bell and then to the bathroom 6.5 minutes later.

 :banplz
Title: Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
Post by: Raist on July 01, 2019, 04:58:39 PM
So this is like the opposite of those resorts where people go to lose weight and get healthier.
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Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on July 02, 2019, 08:47:36 AM
Taco Bell is pretty balanced food.
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Post by: Brehvolution on July 02, 2019, 04:47:19 PM
You could eat healthier off the Taco Bell™ menu than you could at any burger or chicken joint.
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Post by: Himu on July 02, 2019, 05:55:35 PM
Or you could just go to Taco Bell and then to the bathroom 6.5 minutes later.

This did happen to me before but only once.
Title: Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
Post by: Trent Dole on July 02, 2019, 09:19:18 PM
Or you could just go to Taco Bell and then to the bathroom 6.5 minutes later.

This did happen to me before but only once.
Was it the Volcano Nachos? I had those then was in and out of the restroom the rest of the day.
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Post by: Himu on July 02, 2019, 09:28:54 PM
Or you could just go to Taco Bell and then to the bathroom 6.5 minutes later.

This did happen to me before but only once.
Was it the Volcano Nachos? I had those then was in and out of the restroom the rest of the day.

No, it was like ten years ago. I walked to taco bell like 5-6 miles away. I ate it and then on the walk back, like 5 minutes after leaving, I REALLY had to go. It was torture because there was no place to stop and go to the restroom. I had to beg this one place to let me go to the bathroom. I was almost to the point of using it in a alley or something.

That was the first and last time Taco Bell betrayed me.
Title: Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
Post by: Trent Dole on July 02, 2019, 09:36:45 PM
Yeah you need to have restroom access within like 10-20 minutes after eating bell. :lol
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Post by: TVC15 on July 02, 2019, 09:38:32 PM
Or you could just go to Taco Bell and then to the bathroom 6.5 minutes later.

This did happen to me before but only once.
Was it the Volcano Nachos? I had those then was in and out of the restroom the rest of the day.

No, it was like ten years ago. I walked to taco bell like 5-6 miles away. I ate it and then on the walk back, like 5 minutes after leaving, I REALLY had to go. It was torture because there was no place to stop and go to the restroom. I had to beg this one place to let me go to the bathroom. I was almost to the point of using it in a alley or something.

That was the first and last time Taco Bell betrayed me.

This is the sexiest story you’ve ever told.
Title: Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
Post by: Himu on July 02, 2019, 09:50:02 PM
Yeah you need to have restroom access within like 10-20 minutes after eating bell. :lol

This was the only time this has happened! :lol
Title: Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
Post by: Raist on July 03, 2019, 02:20:32 AM
You could eat healthier off the Taco Bell™ menu than you could at any burger or chicken joint.

Yeah cause fast food shite is the only option :lol
Title: Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
Post by: Himu on July 03, 2019, 02:48:50 AM
Or you could just go to Taco Bell and then to the bathroom 6.5 minutes later.

This did happen to me before but only once.
Was it the Volcano Nachos? I had those then was in and out of the restroom the rest of the day.

No, it was like ten years ago. I walked to taco bell like 5-6 miles away. I ate it and then on the walk back, like 5 minutes after leaving, I REALLY had to go. It was torture because there was no place to stop and go to the restroom. I had to beg this one place to let me go to the bathroom. I was almost to the point of using it in a alley or something.

That was the first and last time Taco Bell betrayed me.

This is the sexiest story you’ve ever told.

Pooping is not sexy!