THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: The Sceneman on June 07, 2019, 08:27:24 AM

Title: New Switch Game Is Like Symphony Of The Night With JRPG Graphics
Post by: The Sceneman on June 07, 2019, 08:27:24 AM
The headline was fed to me via a sponsored Facebook post. The algorithms finally learned I was a REAL GAMER.

FAKEbook knew SotN is my favourite game EVER.

https://www.kotaku.com.au/2019/06/new-switch-game-is-like-symphony-of-the-night-with-jrpg-graphics/

Game looks pretty medium. Boring art. Reminds me of Terraria

Doesnt SotN already have "JRPG graphics"?
Title: Re: New Switch Game Is Like Symphony Of The Night With JRPG Graphics
Post by: The Sceneman on June 07, 2019, 08:58:27 AM
yeah its garbage tier games journalism ofc. The headline killed me
Title: Re: New Switch Game Is Like Symphony Of The Night With JRPG Graphics
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 07, 2019, 09:00:55 AM
New 2D Indie Title is Dark Souls + Metroidvania
Title: Re: New Switch Game Is Like Symphony Of The Night With JRPG Graphics
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on June 07, 2019, 10:36:00 AM
I was going to come in here and chastize you over such a terrible thread title.
Well played.
:dead
Title: Re: New Switch Game Is Like Symphony Of The Night With JRPG Graphics
Post by: tiesto on June 07, 2019, 12:48:13 PM
New 2D Indie Title is Dark Souls + Metroidvania

I once saw a headline that said "this game is the Dark Souls of 2D indie roguelike Metroidvanias"... and thought that had to be a piss take...
Title: Re: New Switch Game Is Like Symphony Of The Night With JRPG Graphics
Post by: Occam on June 07, 2019, 02:42:17 PM
Presumably, the imbecile who wrote this meant "elements" instead of "graphics"?
In addition to what's already been said, "New Switch Game" (=Old Multiplatform Game)

Thankfully my adblocker made sure that my visit cost Kotaku money instead of making them any.
Title: Re: New Switch Game Is Like Symphony Of The Night With JRPG Graphics
Post by: bork on June 07, 2019, 02:46:24 PM
Timespinner?  It does look like that visually, yeah.  I read it's not bad but kinda short.  Been out on other platforms for a little while.

Anyway, :piss Kotaku :piss2
Title: Re: New Switch Game Is Like Symphony Of The Night With JRPG Graphics
Post by: Occam on June 07, 2019, 02:49:30 PM
Timespinner also lacks challenge. It's way too easy. Maybe that's what the hack meant by adding the term JRPG.
Title: Re: New Switch Game Is Like Symphony Of The Night With JRPG Graphics
Post by: Trent Dole on June 07, 2019, 02:54:40 PM
Presumably, the imbecile who wrote this meant "elements" instead of "graphics"?
In addition to what's already been said, "New Switch Game" (=Old Multiplatform Game)

Thankfully my adblocker made sure that my visit cost Kotaku money instead of making them any.
Yeah this whole article is hilarious. 'New(ly ported) retro game has retroy art style'. :doge Kotaco dude gotta stay paid so can't knock his junk article hustle?