I came twice. Jacked it once then immediately jacked it after before taking a shower.
Self isolation has it's perks.
You're getting edged by God?
Can't believe you're jerking off on the day Bernie dropped out. Have some decency.
The Bore taught me it's important to do it before an important decision.
Let's just say I've had a lot of important decisions today. :smug
3. Where to put my new ramp
3. Where to put my new ramp
Is that what the kids call it these days? :drool
ask ur mom :smugShe said "once, before even dropping his underpants". :thinking