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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: shosta on September 18, 2020, 02:18:50 AM

Title: Lttp: Hamlet
Post by: shosta on September 18, 2020, 02:18:50 AM
A prince tortured by duty and vengeance... a lover scorned... a brother betrayed... Is anything we do on this earth meaningful? Amazing play
Title: Re: Lttp: Hamlet
Post by: shosta on September 18, 2020, 02:19:43 AM
let the devil wear black, for I'll have a suit of sables!
Title: Re: Lttp: Hamlet
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 18, 2020, 05:42:44 AM
Get thee to a nunnery, shosta.
Title: Re: Lttp: Hamlet
Post by: HardcoreRetro on September 18, 2020, 07:11:52 AM
I liked when Romeo went like: "Damn, gonna get me some prime 13 year old cooch."

Thank you Shakespeare.
Title: Re: Lttp: Hamlet
Post by: team filler on September 18, 2020, 07:37:14 AM
horny shakespeare on main  :titus
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Post by: Transhuman on September 18, 2020, 11:41:16 AM
His play about Jews needed work
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Post by: Great Rumbler on September 18, 2020, 01:44:09 PM
Now watch the definitive adaptation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1QSbz9wmm8
Title: Re: Lttp: Hamlet
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 18, 2020, 02:27:48 PM
I live 15 km from Hamlets grave
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Post by: ToxicAdam on September 18, 2020, 03:05:36 PM
My favorite version of Ham-lette.

(https://www.tasteofhome.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Ham-and-Swiss-Omelet_exps90569_Webcard1306_07_2bC_RMS-1-696x696.jpg)
Title: Re: Lttp: Hamlet
Post by: benjipwns on September 18, 2020, 05:18:27 PM
Now watch the definitive adaptation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1QSbz9wmm8
I dare stost to do this.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
In fact, we should watch party this in the Discord. :phil
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Title: Re: Lttp: Hamlet
Post by: curly on September 18, 2020, 07:09:45 PM
O God, I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams.  :mjcry

Title: Re: Lttp: Hamlet
Post by: shosta on September 18, 2020, 08:27:33 PM
O God, I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams.  :mjcry
Now cracks a noble heart :stahp
Title: Re: Lttp: Hamlet
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 19, 2020, 09:54:44 AM
I live 15 km from Hamlets grave

Literally shaking rn
Title: Re: Lttp: Hamlet
Post by: team filler on November 21, 2020, 03:03:38 PM
https://uquiz.com/quiz/Rpl0lQ/which-hamlet-character-do-you-kin
Title: Re: Lttp: Hamlet
Post by: shosta on November 21, 2020, 03:21:59 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/MTFMleN.png)
Title: Re: Lttp: Hamlet
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 21, 2020, 03:40:47 PM
https://uquiz.com/quiz/Rpl0lQ/which-hamlet-character-do-you-kin

osric

believe me when i say this is the best result this is the best result and in fact the only good result in this entire quiz. osric has only two scenes but believe me when i say the less time you spend in this play the better. osric is an Absolute Legend he doesn't know what he's talking about EVER and he wears layers of frilly clothing and a giant fucking hat that he waves around with a flourish. he's gay and stupid and fancy-schmancy and completely in love with laertes. he's camp personified and he SURVIVES. an icon, a beacon of hope for us all, and a win for the lgbt community.
Title: Re: Lttp: Hamlet
Post by: team filler on November 21, 2020, 03:44:05 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/GobwjhS.png)

 :mjcry
Title: Re: Lttp: Hamlet
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on November 22, 2020, 12:22:29 AM
How are you late to triteness?

It's you in literally form.
Title: Re: Lttp: Hamlet
Post by: HardcoreRetro on November 22, 2020, 11:59:59 AM
claudius

you cheated on tests in high school
Title: In America jokes are still funny, right?
Post by: Tasty on November 22, 2020, 12:03:44 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/DBjImdU.gif)
Title: Re: Lttp: Hamlet
Post by: toku on November 22, 2020, 12:39:21 PM
https://youtu.be/6LO4EQcMR2Q
Title: Re: Lttp: Hamlet
Post by: Lonewulfeus on November 22, 2020, 12:43:44 PM
gravedigger

you're the funniest fucker on the planet. snarky, a tad judgemental, a proud proponent of "eat the rich." you're dependable and you enjoy making yourself happy. you'd cheerfully whistle in a graveyard, but, like, who wouldn't, right?

I’ll allow it.
Title: Re: Lttp: Hamlet
Post by: chronovore on November 22, 2020, 09:54:32 PM
How are you late to triteness?

It's you in literally form.

Et tu, Brute?