THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Nintex on November 03, 2020, 09:29:12 AM

Title: THE BORE ADMIN ELECTION 2020
Post by: Nintex on November 03, 2020, 09:29:12 AM
:drudge The polls are open :drudge please keep a safe distance :drudge
Title: Re: THE BORE ADMIN ELECTION 2020
Post by: team filler on November 03, 2020, 09:33:44 AM
 :salute
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Post by: Mr Gilhaney on November 03, 2020, 09:35:33 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/S9GlXpD.png)
Title: Re: THE BORE ADMIN ELECTION 2020
Post by: team filler on November 03, 2020, 09:37:32 AM
nintexico established november 3rd 2020  :heart :pimp
Title: Re: THE BORE ADMIN ELECTION 2020
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on November 03, 2020, 10:03:20 AM
update from reviewbrah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qJqMBBn3fI
Title: Re: THE BORE ADMIN ELECTION 2020
Post by: shosta on November 03, 2020, 10:48:39 AM
Looks like Nintex's path to victory is going to have to pass through the shit thread.
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Post by: Pissy F Benny on November 03, 2020, 10:55:33 AM
I voted Nintex :rash
Title: Re: THE BORE ADMIN ELECTION 2020
Post by: shosta on November 03, 2020, 11:04:58 AM
They found boxes full of ballots in the Laissez-faire thread! :maf
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Post by: Rufus on November 03, 2020, 11:06:21 AM
Incumbent advantage. :yeshrug
Title: Re: THE BORE ADMIN ELECTION 2020
Post by: who is ted danson? on November 03, 2020, 11:17:34 AM
Fuck it Nintex, just declare victory now
Title: Re: THE BORE ADMIN ELECTION 2020
Post by: Nintex on November 03, 2020, 01:06:05 PM
Too early to call, don't forget to vote  8)
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Post by: BIONIC on November 03, 2020, 01:17:33 PM
Might need to help nudge things along  :putin
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Post by: EchoRin on November 03, 2020, 01:17:44 PM
Demi going with the "just don't say anything dumb and I will win" strategy.

That's a strategy Nintex is much too late to to apply.
Title: Re: THE BORE ADMIN ELECTION 2020
Post by: BIONIC on November 03, 2020, 01:20:04 PM
Demi going with the "just don't say anything dumb and I will win" strategy.

That's a strategy Nintex is much too late to to apply.

Low energy Sleepy Demi running his failing campaign from his basement while playing shitty games to pad his gamerscore  :biden
Title: Re: THE BORE ADMIN ELECTION 2020
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 03, 2020, 01:58:35 PM
JEB!
Title: Re: THE BORE ADMIN ELECTION 2020
Post by: Nintex on November 03, 2020, 02:01:49 PM
wow, the polls are being hacked.

Tells you all about the security of this place and your PERSONAL DATA ::)
Title: Re: THE BORE ADMIN ELECTION 2020
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 03, 2020, 02:03:55 PM
:jeb
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Post by: nudemacusers on November 03, 2020, 02:09:44 PM
Write me in and I’ll suck your dick so hard your balls will get pulled inside your pelvis  8)
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Post by: tiesto on November 03, 2020, 02:35:29 PM
Write-in for Mupepe
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 03, 2020, 03:17:19 PM
I wrote in myself, same as I always do in any election for anything.
Title: Re: THE BORE ADMIN ELECTION 2020
Post by: nudemacusers on November 03, 2020, 05:43:49 PM
spit in my asshole, shit in my mouth, piss on my feet. i'll be your slave from head to toe if you vote YES MACUSER 2020.
Title: Re: THE BORE ADMIN ELECTION 2020
Post by: team filler on November 03, 2020, 08:14:58 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/lqjgG0V.png)
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Post by: Pissy F Benny on November 03, 2020, 08:53:04 PM
The bore-com mods rigged the vote :anhuld
Title: Re: THE BORE ADMIN ELECTION 2020
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 03, 2020, 10:13:49 PM
My vote was robbed from me
Title: Re: THE BORE ADMIN ELECTION 2020
Post by: Nintex on November 03, 2020, 10:31:53 PM
I gracefully concede the election  :biden
Title: Re: THE BORE ADMIN ELECTION 2020
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 03, 2020, 10:35:19 PM
Did you send hog pics to the winner?
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Post by: BIONIC on November 03, 2020, 11:46:52 PM
If you add the illegal jeb votes, and the ballots lost in the corrupt USPS, Nintex clearly won  ::)
Title: Re: THE BORE ADMIN ELECTION 2020
Post by: Supermanisdead on November 04, 2020, 12:07:41 AM
i accidentally voted for jeb, sorry
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Post by: BIONIC on November 04, 2020, 11:52:15 AM
RIGGED

BILL COSBY INNOCENT
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Post by: Nintex on November 04, 2020, 01:39:20 PM
Our campaign demands a recount  :hmph
Title: Re: THE BORE ADMIN ELECTION 2020
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 04, 2020, 02:20:50 PM
My vote wasn’t even counted! I demand an answer to this immediately.
Title: Re: THE BORE ADMIN ELECTION 2020
Post by: Nintex on November 04, 2020, 06:24:12 PM
The count has been halted until tomorrow morning.
We will not see a final result tonight

At this hour it is too early to call.

Good night everyone  ;)
Title: Re: THE BORE ADMIN ELECTION 2020
Post by: Nintex on November 05, 2020, 08:54:02 AM
We made a polling error, only 44% of the vote is in.
Still 400k votes to count.
Title: Re: THE BORE ADMIN ELECTION 2020
Post by: Nintex on November 08, 2020, 07:01:02 AM
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2020/11/the-revolution-that-was-denied.html
 (https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2020/11/the-revolution-that-was-denied.html)

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Despite branding the campaign as inclusive and diverse it was difficult to raise money when the finance chair was so controversial.
"It was like.. who would give us money?" a senior advisor said. "Overall the campaign was just spending on things they shouldn't have spend on and
that scared donors away. Like, why make a bet on the US election so a zoomer could go to hooters?"
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"Our victory strategy ran straight through the shit thread and those posters... well they just don't turn up to vote" another source added
"It's weird, it's like they are blind and don't see the rest of the board. The shit thread is more like their personal diary or a coping mechanism for
getting banned and never being able to accept it. We knew the gamers would be 50/50 but the shit thread, that was our gold. Deep down inside they just
all want back into those other boards, that's their deepest desire and that's why they are so obsessed."
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"The Discord was a huge help... at first. Some people just can't let go of old grievances and that didn't help our outreach. Also our campaign was mostly
kept out and limited access. We couldn't see what was going on, we didn't have any meaningful access"
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"When filler was gone for a while it was a very difficult time for Nintex" another advisor said. "They were close to dropping out but luckily he came back"
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"We never really found our message, the other side did" As another source put it: "FUCK OFF! was like their MAGA. It was hard to come up with something
that simple and elegant on our side. We had the right policies we just didn't have the message that appeals mainly to low income voters without a college degree"
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"Once they lose their shit thread and their likes they will remember us. It will happen, big tech is censoring everything now.
The AI's won't understand the difference between sarcasm and actually doxxing, harassing or bullying people"
after raising his glass the source added "And we will laugh at them and say 'We told you so!'"