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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Rman on January 07, 2021, 02:04:51 PM

Title: What happened to porches?
Post by: Rman on January 07, 2021, 02:04:51 PM
I seems new houses these days don't come built with porches. I grew up in the burbs and we had a porch.  It because people are just more antisocial these days?
Title: Re: What happened to porches?
Post by: Uncle on January 07, 2021, 02:23:02 PM
extra money for pieces of wood strapped to the front of the house that don't really count as an actual room

you have to get weatherproof and/or uncomfortable furniture when you could sit inside in your nice chair

there are mosquitoes and traffic noises out there
Title: Re: What happened to porches?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 07, 2021, 02:49:59 PM
Why have a porch when you can just put your 80 yearold mother in a home?
Title: Re: What happened to porches?
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 07, 2021, 03:07:36 PM
extra money for pieces of wood strapped to the front of the house that don't really count as an actual room

you have to get weatherproof and/or uncomfortable furniture when you could sit inside in your nice chair

there are mosquitoes and traffic noises out there

 :camby
Title: Re: What happened to porches?
Post by: Rman on January 07, 2021, 03:28:20 PM
extra money for pieces of wood strapped to the front of the house that don't really count as an actual room

you have to get weatherproof and/or uncomfortable furniture when you could sit inside in your nice chair

there are mosquitoes and traffic noises out there
I love it. Nothing more peaceful than sitting out on the porch in a rainy day.
Title: Re: What happened to porches?
Post by: Tasty on January 07, 2021, 04:08:35 PM
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/7qc0akWRBQk/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: What happened to porches?
Post by: benjipwns on January 07, 2021, 05:37:45 PM
We can bring them back by selling them as "package spots" that you can also sit on while waiting for your packages.
Title: Re: What happened to porches?
Post by: chronovore on January 07, 2021, 10:18:40 PM
Why have a porch when you can just put your 80 yearold mother in a home?

Too real.
Title: Re: What happened to porches?
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on January 08, 2021, 01:01:28 AM
rear engine motors are past their prime
Title: Re: What happened to porches?
Post by: nudemacusers on January 08, 2021, 01:35:17 AM
aint nobody got time to relax on a porch
Title: Re: What happened to porches?
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 08, 2021, 08:45:09 AM
Spying on your neighbors is a lot more efficient through apps like Zillow. Sitting on your porch and collecting data on them the old fashioned way is too time consuming.



Title: Re: What happened to porches?
Post by: Uncle on January 08, 2021, 03:12:37 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEGBQD_32m0
Title: Re: What happened to porches?
Post by: bork on January 08, 2021, 11:18:21 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEGBQD_32m0

Around 0:57 in:
"Did you call [the cops]?"

"I don't know the number!  It's going to your number!"


:titus
Title: Re: What happened to porches?
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 09, 2021, 09:14:11 AM
Lol this Karen all worked up for her big moment can’t remember how to call 911

this poor guy just gassing it and free spinning the wheel lolol you can tell the guy who busted him feels bad when he starts giving advice
Title: Re: What happened to porches?
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on January 10, 2021, 12:12:23 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEGBQD_32m0

Around 0:57 in:
"Did you call [the cops]?"

"I don't know the number!  It's going to your number!"


:titus

lol

also dude shoveling snow.

lol

Lol this Karen all worked up for her big moment can’t remember how to call 911

this poor guy just gassing it and free spinning the wheel lolol you can tell the guy who busted him feels bad when he starts giving advice

"it's front wheel drive!"

 :lol
Title: Re: What happened to porches?
Post by: Clockwork5 on January 10, 2021, 07:24:30 PM
A/C killed the front porch.
Title: Re: What happened to porches?
Post by: Don Rumata on January 11, 2021, 01:34:36 AM
You call it 'porch', I call it end of the DMZ, pal! *unzips AR*.
Two steps back!
Title: Re: What happened to porches?
Post by: Rman on January 11, 2021, 05:08:35 PM
A/C killed the front porch.
I think you're right.