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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Potato on July 21, 2021, 06:21:48 AM

Title: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Potato on July 21, 2021, 06:21:48 AM

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/1d/2020_Summer_Olympics_logo_new.svg/306px-2020_Summer_Olympics_logo_new.svg.png)

Ok, so the Olympics are finally here. Should be fun to watch what a total fucking disaster the whole thing is.

Also, my city just got awarded the 2032 games. Still not sure how I feel about it yet, but yay...I guess.
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: jorma on July 21, 2021, 06:52:02 AM
Sweden 3 - 0 'Murica, these olympics started well i have to say

Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Transhuman on July 21, 2021, 07:09:03 AM
My one regret is never becoming an Olympian. I blame my parents.
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Potato on July 21, 2021, 07:27:37 AM
Quote from: Transhuman on July 21, 2021, 07:09:03 AM
My one regret is never becoming an Olympian. I blame my parents.
If you were, what event would you have gone for?
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Transhuman on July 21, 2021, 07:52:38 AM
Badminton seems like the easiest one. Whatever gets me into that Olympic sex village
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Potato on July 21, 2021, 08:18:40 AM
Aussie girls 2-0 up at halftime against the Kiwis in the football and looking comfortable.
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: james on July 21, 2021, 08:35:58 AM
NBC is going to ruin it again aren't they
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Uncle on July 21, 2021, 08:53:27 AM
did they make starcraft an event yet
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: zomgee on July 21, 2021, 11:05:07 AM
Quote from: james on July 21, 2021, 08:35:58 AM
NBC is going to ruin it again aren't they

here's the ninety minute movie on the second string spiker from the albanian volleyball team

after the break, 2 minutes of highlights from the games today followed by your local news
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Nintex on July 21, 2021, 01:11:37 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E60kppCX0AIFWVp?format=jpg)

Zambia Wrecked  8)
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Potato on July 21, 2021, 03:54:54 PM
Did Miedema get the matchball or did Banda? I need to know.
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Transhuman on July 22, 2021, 04:16:47 AM
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-02-11/tokyo-2020-president-yoshiro-mori-to-resign-over-sexist-comments/13144944

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-03-18/tokyo-games-hiroshi-sasaki-resigns-called-naomi-watanabe-olympig/100016086

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-07-20/cornelius-resigns-tokyo-olympics-opening-ceremony-for-bullying/100306928

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-07-22/olympics-opening-ceremony-director-fired-anti-semitic-comments/100314692

They're cancelling the Tokyo Olympics one person at a time
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Potato on July 22, 2021, 05:22:02 AM
That's a lot of gold medal bigotry. Wow!
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Potato on July 22, 2021, 08:07:08 AM
Kiwis get their first ever Olympics football win.

Australia 1-0 2-0 up against Argentina.
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Potato on July 23, 2021, 08:11:34 AM
Shit opening ceremony. Where's my big tiddy anime jpop fuckery?
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Propagandhim on July 23, 2021, 08:18:16 AM
any good women's volleyball pics?

 :cody
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Propagandhim on July 23, 2021, 09:09:00 AM
https://twitter.com/yuzokoshiro/status/1418556076622958600

I thought this was cute and endearing
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Nintex on July 23, 2021, 10:24:53 AM
https://twitter.com/EmreKonkgllr/status/1418549054900944900 (https://twitter.com/EmreKonkgllr/status/1418549054900944900)

Existential dread for the covid lympics :lawd
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Potato on July 23, 2021, 04:48:08 PM
Quote from: Propagandhim on July 23, 2021, 08:18:16 AM
any good women's volleyball pics?

 :cody
You need r/Ohlympics my friend
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Himu on July 23, 2021, 04:49:42 PM
In for Simone Biles.
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Bebpo on July 23, 2021, 05:16:46 PM
Between the Weeb Samurais, the JRPG openings and google's front page being an 8-bit game of mini-games like DDR, Japan is pretty much embracing videogame/anime culture as their main worldwide export at this point.

Kind of weird to see.
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: tiesto on July 24, 2021, 09:50:25 AM
The Parade of the Athletes was awesome... hearing songs from such huge games as FF, DQ, MH... and then stuff from niche games like Nier was pretty amazing.
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Nintex on July 25, 2021, 05:30:05 AM
https://twitter.com/KumikoReturns/status/1418818655136198656 (https://twitter.com/KumikoReturns/status/1418818655136198656)

 :uguu :miyamoto :jgames :pika
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Sho Nuff on July 25, 2021, 11:37:36 AM
We were watching Judo and Mrs. Nuff was like "Oh haha there's my ex boyfriend" and I'm like "WTF that's the lead coach for the Japanese judo team" and she's like "yep"

Fuck the olympics
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: james on July 25, 2021, 08:59:53 PM
What day is the splatoon event
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Potato on July 25, 2021, 10:07:30 PM
Quote from: james on July 25, 2021, 08:59:53 PM
What day is the splatoon event
Dunno. Why not just ask your boyfriend to Splatoon all over your face.
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Nintex on July 26, 2021, 07:23:07 AM
Another Dutch athlete taken to quarantine.
Just like Euro 2020 expectations were high and results are terrible.
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: headwalk on July 26, 2021, 08:01:38 AM
Quote from: Sho Nuff on July 25, 2021, 11:37:36 AM
We were watching Judo and Mrs. Nuff was like "Oh haha there's my ex boyfriend" and I'm like "WTF that's the lead coach for the Japanese judo team" and she's like "yep"

Fuck the olympics

he obviously only became the best judo coach in japan to compensate for feelings of sexual inadequecy.

you have to be worried about the guy who she stuck with despite him just sitting around doing bong hits, collecting welfare and tooling out his trans-am that hasn't been on the road in 30 years, all because of his olympic lovemaking and colossal hog.
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Nintex on July 26, 2021, 10:41:55 AM
our BMX'er just crashed into an official during training lmao

https://twitter.com/niekkimmann/status/1419635120261124104 (https://twitter.com/niekkimmann/status/1419635120261124104)
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Potato on July 26, 2021, 02:19:42 PM
Holly shit, what the hell was that idiot doing standing on the track?
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: james on July 26, 2021, 03:06:44 PM
He was cruising for a bruising
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Nintex on July 27, 2021, 06:33:45 AM
https://twitter.com/bencoates1/status/1419925641957416966 (https://twitter.com/bencoates1/status/1419925641957416966)

They did not test the air crew  :lol
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Nintex on July 27, 2021, 09:19:34 AM
At least we're on course to beat China in womens football with 8-2.  :lol
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Nintex on July 28, 2021, 04:02:04 AM
6 medals so far today the curse has been broken
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Potato on July 28, 2021, 05:57:04 AM
Aussies doing alright in the pool. Some decent results so far.
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Kurt Russell on July 28, 2021, 08:38:22 AM
(https://scontent-lhr8-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/226593432_10161214679723625_5629126509731160895_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=b9115d&_nc_ohc=t3lETcrsySAAX80s2KZ&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1.xx&oh=fb57c0e43f76bbe8d8fe90038b6345cd&oe=6125F8FC)

 :shaking
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: team filler on July 28, 2021, 12:56:43 PM
does USA get picture of school shooting  ???
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: james on July 28, 2021, 01:24:53 PM
Is there a website with a scientific listing of the hottest athletes?

I still dream of pole vault girl from 2012
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: team filler on July 28, 2021, 01:27:01 PM
that crazy college soccer chick  :-[ the one that was throwing other players to the ground by their hair  :whew when girls dominate other girls it's hot  :heart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd1bxM3uP5A
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Potato on July 30, 2021, 02:02:30 AM
You know, out of all the Olympic sports, European handball is probably the sport that I wish I had the opportunity to play. The problem is that it is absolutely niche here and not widely played.
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: james on July 30, 2021, 02:21:36 AM
Quote from: Potato on July 30, 2021, 02:02:30 AM
You know, out of all the Olympic sports, European handball is probably the sport that I wish I had the opportunity to play. The problem is that it is absolutely niche here and not widely played.

Had to play that in high school not a fan.

Now these trampoline girls

 :whew
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Potato on July 30, 2021, 02:52:40 AM
Quote from: james on July 30, 2021, 02:21:36 AM
Quote from: Potato on July 30, 2021, 02:02:30 AM
You know, out of all the Olympic sports, European handball is probably the sport that I wish I had the opportunity to play. The problem is that it is absolutely niche here and not widely played.

Now these trampoline girls

 :whew
Diving girls in those one piece costumes

 :mouf
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Raist on July 30, 2021, 04:50:35 AM
Quote from: james on July 30, 2021, 02:21:36 AM
Quote from: Potato on July 30, 2021, 02:02:30 AM
You know, out of all the Olympic sports, European handball is probably the sport that I wish I had the opportunity to play. The problem is that it is absolutely niche here and not widely played.

Had to play that in high school not a fan.


 :whew

It's not a sport for babbies so of course it's not popular in the anglo-saxon sphere.
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Potato on July 30, 2021, 05:41:56 AM
Quote from: Raist on July 30, 2021, 04:50:35 AM
Quote from: james on July 30, 2021, 02:21:36 AM
Quote from: Potato on July 30, 2021, 02:02:30 AM
You know, out of all the Olympic sports, European handball is probably the sport that I wish I had the opportunity to play. The problem is that it is absolutely niche here and not widely played.

Had to play that in high school not a fan.


 :whew

It's not a sport for babbies so of course it's not popular in the anglo-saxon sphere.

Rugby says fuck your pussy arse handball bitch.
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(https://media1.tenor.com/images/6372ff4c527ddb86c39ea15222f412be/tenor.gif?itemid=5433138)
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/df82638409735ff79c52054050703735/tenor.gif?itemid=5321491)
 :larry :picard :point :girlaff :crowdlaff :taylor :morans :cmonson
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: MMaRsu on July 30, 2021, 06:56:48 AM
Olympics 😂😂😂
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Potato on July 30, 2021, 07:36:23 AM
Australia through to the semis in the women's football.
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: jorma on July 30, 2021, 08:35:31 AM
Quote from: Potato on July 30, 2021, 07:36:23 AM
Australia through to the semis in the women's football.

I believe in Australia, they could totally win the bronze medal match against Canada!
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Potato on July 30, 2021, 08:49:25 AM
I hope the Dutchies knock the yanks out.

Hup Holland Hup
Laat de leeuw niet in zijn hempie staan
Hup Holland Hup
Trek het beesie geen pantoffels aan
Hup Holland Hup
Laat je uit 't veld niet slaan
Want de leeuw op voetbalschoenen
Durft de hele wereld aan
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Potato on July 30, 2021, 08:51:10 AM
Men's 10k race was pretty good.
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Raist on July 31, 2021, 06:34:44 AM
Quote from: Potato on July 30, 2021, 05:41:56 AM
Quote from: Raist on July 30, 2021, 04:50:35 AM
Quote from: james on July 30, 2021, 02:21:36 AM
Quote from: Potato on July 30, 2021, 02:02:30 AM
You know, out of all the Olympic sports, European handball is probably the sport that I wish I had the opportunity to play. The problem is that it is absolutely niche here and not widely played.

Had to play that in high school not a fan.


 :whew

It's not a sport for babbies so of course it's not popular in the anglo-saxon sphere.

Rugby says fuck your pussy arse handball bitch.
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/8e3a3242ad557521247e0a7d148ecc85/tenor.gif?itemid=5412921)
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/6372ff4c527ddb86c39ea15222f412be/tenor.gif?itemid=5433138)
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/df82638409735ff79c52054050703735/tenor.gif?itemid=5321491)
 :larry :picard :point :girlaff :crowdlaff :taylor :morans :cmonson


Australia's a bit of an exception somewhat.

I guess getting shipped over there as criminal scum and having to live with anything and everything being poisonous as fuck made you grow a little bit of balls.

You're still playing cricket and didn't have the guts to say F U to the old hag from the motherland though  :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol  :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Not sure why you're using rugby though, pretty popular sport in France
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Transhuman on July 31, 2021, 06:47:38 AM
We're waiting for the queen to croak before declaring independence, it's called being a gentleman.
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Potato on July 31, 2021, 10:40:46 AM
Quote
I guess getting shipped over there as criminal scum and having to live with anything and everything being poisonous as fuck made you grow a little bit of balls.

Australians with British heritage :nope
Australians with European heritage :ohyeah

Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Potato on August 01, 2021, 12:18:44 AM
Australia 2-1 Netherlands with 10 minutes to go in the men's hockey.

Edit: bugger. Penalty stroke 2-2

Penalty shootout now

Kookaburras win 3-0 in the penalty shootout!
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Potato on August 01, 2021, 02:39:20 AM

Might be bad taste, but  :idont


(https://i.imgur.com/P9rBvcI.jpg)

Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Nintex on August 01, 2021, 06:52:37 AM
https://twitter.com/kinokuniyanet/status/1421029205337202693 (https://twitter.com/kinokuniyanet/status/1421029205337202693)

The Japanese comments are great :uguu
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Potato on August 01, 2021, 08:20:54 AM
Men's 100m final in 30 minutes
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Nintex on August 01, 2021, 03:58:03 PM
https://twitter.com/TadeuszGiczan/status/1421875087087652869 (https://twitter.com/TadeuszGiczan/status/1421875087087652869)

wow fuck belarus
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Potato on August 01, 2021, 04:37:32 PM
I hope she gets protected. Is Belarus even a real country or just another one of those vassal states that does Putin's bidding?
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: NekoFever on August 02, 2021, 07:06:35 AM
Vassal state. They've been a bit more nationalist and independently minded since the Crimean annexation but they're ultimately just going to do what Putin says.
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Raist on August 02, 2021, 07:44:58 AM
Hopefully her plane to Poland doesn't fly over Belarus  :killme
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Potato on August 02, 2021, 07:46:10 AM
Go Canada!

Australia v Sweden has been entertaining so far. Aussie girls have to put one of these chances away soon. Got a feeling Sweden going to score on the break.
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on August 02, 2021, 12:12:31 PM
(https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/8kyRtjNi9m.jpg?format=webp)
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 02, 2021, 12:15:30 PM
Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on August 02, 2021, 12:12:31 PM
(https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/8kyRtjNi9m.jpg?format=webp)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ExILy0QWEAExMXI.jpg)
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: chronovore on August 03, 2021, 01:01:51 AM
Quote from: james on July 25, 2021, 08:59:53 PM
What day is the splatoon event

Every time we watch women’s gymnastics.

And sometimes men’s gymnastics.
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: team filler on August 03, 2021, 01:25:52 AM
indoor volley ball and soccer  :american
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Nintex on August 03, 2021, 05:52:03 PM
https://twitter.com/gibbogame/status/1422672924327104513 (https://twitter.com/gibbogame/status/1422672924327104513)

 :miyamoto
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: benjipwns on August 04, 2021, 12:02:03 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/xD6OsgS.png)
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Potato on August 04, 2021, 12:32:25 AM
This one is my favourite so far.
(https://i.imgur.com/sRncrra.jpg)
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: T-Short on August 04, 2021, 10:57:51 AM
https://twitter.com/myeshachou/status/1422745968907366405
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Nintex on August 04, 2021, 01:14:02 PM
I don't think you can 'sexualize' the athletes even more than they already do themselves at the olympics.
There's a reason why they made anti-sex cardboard beds and hand out ~10k free condoms.
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: team filler on August 04, 2021, 01:21:17 PM
it's also the olympics of fucking  :)

since the beginning when it was all men too  :doge
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: chronovore on August 04, 2021, 10:32:15 PM
If I was in that good’a shape, and everyone around me was in that good’a shape, everyone operating at 100% peak performance, I can’t imagine a scenario where everybody wouldn’t be looking to fuck at every possible opportunity. Cardboard beds? Give me a goddamn break. All you need is a stairwell.
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: team filler on August 05, 2021, 12:41:54 AM
or a good balcony for breeding  :drool
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 05, 2021, 12:21:45 PM
Slovenia lost to France in men's basketball by 1 point. :mjcry
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Pissy F Benny on August 05, 2021, 12:24:31 PM
the limpdics :dice
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: team filler on August 05, 2021, 12:28:19 PM
the "ohhhhhhh!" lympics  :hump
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Nintex on August 05, 2021, 12:43:18 PM
I wondered why the hell 'woke' was trending in regards to the Olympics :dead

spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Pissy F Benny on August 05, 2021, 12:48:08 PM
:salute
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: team filler on August 05, 2021, 01:33:54 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: team filler on August 06, 2021, 08:04:02 PM
https://twitter.com/africasportoday/status/1422548873709563915


fucking pollocks  :neogaf
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Nintex on August 07, 2021, 07:26:39 AM
https://twitter.com/Olympics/status/1423967355437207554 (https://twitter.com/Olympics/status/1423967355437207554)

Our queen keeps winning :lawd
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Potato on August 07, 2021, 05:05:03 PM
When was the last time the US didn't top the medal table?

Will be interesting to see the response.
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 08, 2021, 05:06:00 PM
We won all the real sports (Basketball).
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Nintex on August 08, 2021, 05:45:50 PM
We ended up 7th, highest of all EU countries beating the likes of France and Germany.

US won 1st place in the end but China was within striking distance.
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: Potato on August 08, 2021, 09:14:33 PM
For a nation of 25 million people, we punch well above our weight.

But as a nation built by convicts, you'd expect us to be good at running fast, jumping over fences and other general skills required to escape the law.
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: team filler on August 10, 2021, 12:27:30 PM
https://twitter.com/AbdulAlshammari/status/1424244067332935680
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: chronovore on August 10, 2021, 11:28:40 PM
I thought I couldn't respect the Olympics any less.

…Now I know better.
Title: Re: Yay! Olympics!
Post by: team filler on August 11, 2021, 02:20:24 PM
https://twitter.com/RickyLe80284150/status/1423439655890944000