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Title: Monkeypox Apocalypse | State of Emergency in San Francisco
Post by: Nintex on May 20, 2022, 01:50:35 PM
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1527472115003400192 (https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1527472115003400192)

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Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: james on May 20, 2022, 04:17:37 PM
I'm going to avoid orgies for a few weeks just in case
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: BIONIC on May 20, 2022, 04:22:43 PM
I too will refrain from intercourse with primates for the time being.
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: D3RANG3D on May 20, 2022, 04:32:21 PM
https://youtu.be/VHAqfVsTxFc
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: who is ted danson? on May 23, 2022, 02:08:57 AM
https://twitter.com/mi6rogue/status/1528260651612880896
Title: BIDEN-POX
Post by: who is ted danson? on May 23, 2022, 02:37:23 AM
At the moment /r/Monkeypox is full of preppers and concerned individuals

Once Monkey Pox really starts spreading, it will quickly flip to being full of deniers and/or people saying its a fake virus released so the dems can win the midterms.

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Future historians- please cite this post as: danson?, who is ted. 2022. "BIDEN-POX". thebore.com
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Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: Nintex on May 23, 2022, 01:27:19 PM
It's going to be fun when there's another list of things you should do and shouldn't do.

And it turns out very few people can stop themselves from fucking monkeys :trumps
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: james on May 24, 2022, 12:34:15 PM
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1528777157375320065

:pika
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on May 24, 2022, 12:46:52 PM
We’ll know it’s legit when Mike Adams drops another banger.

https://v.redd.it/lli1fvcl9vp51
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: Tasty on May 24, 2022, 12:59:17 PM
https://www.cnn.com/2022/05/23/health/monkeypox-lgbtq/index.html

As if we didn't have enough to deal with :shaq2
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: Nintex on May 24, 2022, 01:16:42 PM
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"In some cases, during the early stages of illness, the rash has been mostly in the genital and perianal area,"
Should've listened to Jorp
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: james on May 24, 2022, 01:23:08 PM
Quote from: james on May 20, 2022, 04:17:37 PM
I'm going to avoid orgies for a few weeks just in case

I tried to warn you all
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: who is ted danson? on May 24, 2022, 02:47:06 PM
Quote from: Nintex on May 24, 2022, 01:16:42 PM
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"In some cases, during the early stages of illness, the rash has been mostly in the genital and perianal area,"
Should've listened to Jorp

WHO January 2020 "No human to human transmission".

Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: who is ted danson? on May 24, 2022, 02:54:13 PM
Waiting for the first pastor to blame this on the gays, followed by all the <15 year old boys in their church choir (and pastor) coming down with the 'pox a few weeks later.
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: who is ted danson? on May 24, 2022, 02:55:52 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/Monkeypox/comments/uwu3fm/it_would_be_truly_awful_if_this_spreads_to_us/

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Monkeypox, despite its name, is believed to be primarily spread from rodents - which is the reason the CDC has had an African rodent importation ban in place since 2003.

Well, the "rattiest" cities are:

Philly

Boston

D.C.

NYC

Two of those cities have monkeypox cases. If this got into and spread amongst those metropolitan rat populations, able to then be given back to humans, it would gain a foothold that would literally never go away.

 8) 8)
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: james on May 24, 2022, 03:02:08 PM
Monkeypox in rats would be a good thing, they would finally have to get the rat population under control.

Hopefully by releasing thousands of cats
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: james on May 24, 2022, 10:45:45 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1529197895869730817

:pika
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: benjipwns on May 25, 2022, 10:55:43 PM
https://twitter.com/RealCandaceO/status/1529114326149304320
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: james on May 26, 2022, 02:22:41 PM
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1529853045886140416

:pika
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: Nintex on May 26, 2022, 02:29:32 PM
I know times are bad but don't fuck monkeys if you can't afford your onlyfans subscriptions.  :snoop


The crypto bois lose their income -> monkeypox

 :idont

Has anyone considered infecting the Orcs of Moscow with this shit?
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: james on May 27, 2022, 05:09:38 PM
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1530277066758926345

:pika
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: BIONIC on May 27, 2022, 06:05:24 PM
Quote from: BIONIC on May 20, 2022, 04:22:43 PM
I too will refrain from intercourse with primates for the time being.

It’s been difficult, but I’m still staying strong.
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: james on May 27, 2022, 06:10:09 PM
Quote from: BIONIC on May 27, 2022, 06:05:24 PM
Quote from: BIONIC on May 20, 2022, 04:22:43 PM
I too will refrain from intercourse with primates for the time being.

It’s been difficult, but I’m still staying strong.

I got invited to 3 holiday weekend orgies but I had to turn them all down :fbm
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: james on May 31, 2022, 12:49:14 PM
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1531492734728544257

:pika
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: Pissy F Benny on May 31, 2022, 02:16:17 PM
Quote from: Nintex on May 24, 2022, 01:16:42 PM
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"In some cases, during the early stages of illness, the rash has been mostly in the genital and perianal area,"
Should've listened to Jorp

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Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: james on June 06, 2022, 05:10:01 PM
https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1533798678221279232

:pika
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: BIONIC on June 06, 2022, 05:39:38 PM
Can't believe monke took out filler like that

:piss (https://i.imgur.com/2wiH06q.png) :piss2
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: james on June 07, 2022, 10:03:16 AM
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The CDC on Monday ramped up its monkeypox alert to level 2 and encouraged people to “practice enhanced precautions” to stem the recent outbreak.

The new guidance includes wearing face masks while traveling, as well as avoiding close contact with sick animals and people, especially those with skin lesions.

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/06/07/cdc-raises-monkeypox-alert-as-global-cases-surpass-1000.html

:pika
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: james on June 10, 2022, 01:43:47 PM
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Some people recently diagnosed with sexually transmitted diseases may also have monkeypox, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said, warning physicians that they need to watch and test for both since monkeypox can look a lot like an STD.

CDC Director Rochelle Walensky said some patients with monkeypox also had syphilis, herpes, gonorrhea or chlamydia infections. The rash that characterizes monkeypox can resemble herpes or syphilis, Walensky said.

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/06/10/some-monkeypox-patients-also-have-sexually-transmitted-diseases-cdc-says.html

:pika
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: james on July 08, 2022, 01:19:45 PM
Oh fuck I forgot about this

https://twitter.com/ExploreLbry/status/1545449339589480449
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: chronovore on July 19, 2022, 05:40:02 AM
http://twitter.com/GNCordova/status/1548913235876753408
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on July 19, 2022, 09:06:00 AM
Mysterious rash on her face neck and back.

:thinking
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: Tasty on July 20, 2022, 08:17:08 PM
Homos are fucking everything up

(https://i.imgur.com/bS4qRyO.gif)

"Sorry guys my bad" (https://youtu.be/IUN0lDk0CcA?t=418)
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: chronovore on July 21, 2022, 10:02:39 PM
http://twitter.com/freddygray31/status/1550056892566839296
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 24, 2022, 06:59:20 PM
I just can't get concerned about this. Not only are my odds of contracting it virtually nil, even if you do get it you're probably not going to die. With covid I at least felt like ok this shit is legit and killing people, I took precautions, etc. But this...
:larry
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: Nintex on July 24, 2022, 07:10:12 PM
A funny coincidence they were researching this in the virology lab in Wuhan
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: Potato on July 25, 2022, 03:05:01 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 24, 2022, 06:59:20 PM
I just can't get concerned about this. Not only are my odds of contracting it virtually nil, even if you do get it you're probably not going to die. With covid I at least felt like ok this shit is legit and killing people, I took precautions, etc. But this...
 :larry

Maybe there's some behavioural factors at play here...

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A new research paper on 528 monkeypox cases in 16 countries lays out that 98% of the people infected were gay or bisexual men, 75% of them were white, and 41% had HIV. No women were among the cases, and 95% of cases were thought to be linked to sexual transmission.
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: HardcoreRetro on July 25, 2022, 04:00:39 PM
"75% of them were white"

Holy shit, Resetera was right about the whites not cleaning their meat. Fucked up.
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: Nintex on July 25, 2022, 07:36:34 PM
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A new research paper on 528 monkeypox cases in 16 countries lays out that 98% of the people infected were gay or bisexual men, 75% of them were white, and 41% had HIV. No women were among the cases, and 95% of cases were thought to be linked to sexual transmission.
I've got news about the remaining 2%  :shh
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: james on July 25, 2022, 08:15:19 PM
It's not gay if you're pounding into an ass and you can't see their face
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: chronovore on July 25, 2022, 08:22:00 PM
https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/first-case-monkeypox-japan-detected-tokyo-ntv-citing-govt-source-2022-07-25/

First case detected in Japan. Even so, the HIPPA equivalent has at least done its work correctly for once: "The official did not elaborate on the nature of the contact and declined to specify the Tokyo resident's nationality."
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: chronovore on July 26, 2022, 06:52:26 PM
http://twitter.com/JortsTheCat/status/1551000048711843840
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: Tasty on July 26, 2022, 07:17:19 PM
Isn't that toxoplasmosis
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: Nintex on July 26, 2022, 07:31:32 PM
The dozen or so follow up tweets are much better

https://twitter.com/JortsTheCat/status/1551000052788654080 (https://twitter.com/JortsTheCat/status/1551000052788654080)

https://twitter.com/JortsTheCat/status/1551002189153198080 (https://twitter.com/JortsTheCat/status/1551002189153198080)
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: chronovore on July 26, 2022, 09:28:18 PM
Quote from: Nintex on July 26, 2022, 07:31:32 PM
The dozen or so follow up tweets are much better

https://twitter.com/JortsTheCat/status/1551000052788654080 (https://twitter.com/JortsTheCat/status/1551000052788654080)

https://twitter.com/JortsTheCat/status/1551002189153198080 (https://twitter.com/JortsTheCat/status/1551002189153198080)

Yeah, sorry; meant to post "Thread."
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: benjipwns on July 27, 2022, 04:37:23 AM
https://twitter.com/NYCHealthCommr/status/1552030247691894785
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: Nintex on July 27, 2022, 04:53:17 AM
MPV

MyPenisVirus
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: james on July 28, 2022, 03:01:10 PM
The tracker is back

 :rejoice

https://twitter.com/BNOFeed/status/1552410200111517696
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: james on July 28, 2022, 03:08:19 PM
https://twitter.com/sheologian/status/1552649057029455873
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: Nintex on July 28, 2022, 04:48:59 PM
"massage therapist"
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: Nintex on July 29, 2022, 02:21:41 AM
https://twitter.com/mask_bastard/status/1552829784597467136 (https://twitter.com/mask_bastard/status/1552829784597467136)

Schlong Covid :dead
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: Potato on July 29, 2022, 02:36:59 AM
For a deadset piece of shit, that was a pretty good joke.
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: HardcoreRetro on July 29, 2022, 03:09:30 AM
San Francisco declared a state of emergency.
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: Nintex on July 29, 2022, 04:30:57 AM
Has anyone actually died from monkeypox schlong Covid, will they fully recover?
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse | State of Emergency in San Francisco
Post by: HardcoreRetro on July 29, 2022, 04:46:49 AM
Only in Africa as far as I can see. With proper medical attention it shouldn't be too bad. Africa's waiting on vaccines.
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse | State of Emergency in San Francisco
Post by: james on July 29, 2022, 10:04:30 AM
Symptoms are supposed to be really shitty though
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse | State of Emergency in San Francisco
Post by: james on July 29, 2022, 01:23:03 PM
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Brazil on Friday reported the first monkeypox-related death outside the African continent in the current outbreak, a 41-year-old man who, according to the health ministry

https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/brazil-confirms-its-first-monkeypox-related-death-2022-07-29/?utm_source=reddit.com



Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse | State of Emergency in San Francisco
Post by: Nintex on July 29, 2022, 01:40:41 PM
In b4 pictures of Bolsonaro doing a thumbs up (with a visible boner) in his hospital bed
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse | State of Emergency in San Francisco
Post by: Transhuman on July 29, 2022, 02:02:58 PM
Thoughts and prayers to all the unprotected ass-fuckers and needle-sharers in San Fran. It's a jungle out there.
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse
Post by: chronovore on July 30, 2022, 05:37:37 AM
Quote from: Potato on July 29, 2022, 02:36:59 AM
For a deadset piece of shit, that was a pretty good joke.

He has good writers. He’s a substandard thinker on his own.
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse | State of Emergency in San Francisco
Post by: james on August 01, 2022, 06:02:31 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/BNOFeed/status/1553809190359109632

Who was the asshole that asked about deaths
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse | State of Emergency in San Francisco
Post by: Nintex on August 01, 2022, 06:18:36 PM
https://twitter.com/BNOFeed/status/1554223670100475909 (https://twitter.com/BNOFeed/status/1554223670100475909)

https://twitter.com/BNOFeed/status/1554128374523740162 (https://twitter.com/BNOFeed/status/1554128374523740162)

https://twitter.com/BNOFeed/status/1554146261455994881 (https://twitter.com/BNOFeed/status/1554146261455994881)

:drudge
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse | State of Emergency in San Francisco
Post by: chronovore on August 01, 2022, 07:31:34 PM
The biggest problem is, much like early AIDS diagnoses, the medical establishment has not accepted that gay men are not the sole vector.
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse | State of Emergency in San Francisco
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 02, 2022, 03:57:34 PM
https://abcnews.go.com/US/children-us-test-positive-monkeypox/story?id=87767655

I'm still not really worried though because I'm not gay, a sex worker, or a child. 
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse | State of Emergency in San Francisco
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 02, 2022, 06:41:47 PM
Quote from: Madrun Badrun on August 02, 2022, 03:57:34 PM
https://abcnews.go.com/US/children-us-test-positive-monkeypox/story?id=87767655

I'm still not really worried though because I'm not gay, a sex worker, or a child.

You'll always be a child in my eyes Come here little buddy - not too close though of course.
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse | State of Emergency in San Francisco
Post by: Nintex on August 02, 2022, 06:44:20 PM
Just wait until this shit goes airborne and they keep doing the rallies, protests and wars  :kermit
Title: Re: Monkeypox Apocalypse | State of Emergency in San Francisco
Post by: james on August 04, 2022, 03:25:13 AM
https://twitter.com/BNOFeed/status/1554963385862717440

:pika