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Title: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Nintex on July 20, 2022, 03:03:51 PM
Welcome friend this a totally original idea from your favorite poster - to have a dedicated thread for all the "cape shit" Marvel/DCEU et all.

Remember to check the fine print of your contracts and enjoy posting  :batman
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Nintex on July 20, 2022, 03:04:35 PM
https://twitter.com/screenrant/status/1549799503137497090 (https://twitter.com/screenrant/status/1549799503137497090)

Return of the Snyder verse?
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: HaughtyFrank on July 20, 2022, 03:33:03 PM
I thought we're getting a Michael B. Jordan Superman, or is that it's own thing? DC verse is confusing
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Kurt Russell on July 20, 2022, 03:38:47 PM
Are we allowed to be negative about Disney superhero kiddy movies, or will Bork remove the posts again?
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Nintex on July 20, 2022, 03:56:19 PM
Are we allowed to be negative about Disney superhero kiddy movies, or will Bork remove the posts again?
This is the cape shit thread so as long as you stay on topic I don't see an issue :idont
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: BIONIC on July 20, 2022, 04:10:46 PM
Wait, did I miss some more bork tyranny?
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Pissy F Benny on July 20, 2022, 04:13:41 PM
I for one was harshly cancelled.

I just assumed the great tumblr logged in for once :trumps
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: BIONIC on July 20, 2022, 04:43:24 PM
Great tumblr  :dead
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Nintex on July 20, 2022, 04:50:24 PM
Less careposting more cape shittin'  :snore

I read the Marvels is going to be partially a musical  :yeshrug
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on July 20, 2022, 05:08:54 PM
is captain marvel a lesbian?
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Pissy F Benny on July 20, 2022, 05:42:35 PM
no but everyone whos posted in this thread will probably be banned :society
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: benjipwns on July 20, 2022, 05:44:37 PM
Return of the Snyder verse?
I mean, he's just still under contract, he's always said he wants to do more. The "Snyderverse" and its roots for the DCEU has never gone away, all the highest grossing DC films outside of Batman are "Snyderverse" films. Black Adam clearly fits into the DCEU. The biggest ongoing threat to the "Snyderverse" appears to be many of the actors.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: bork on July 20, 2022, 10:45:17 PM
Are we allowed to be negative about Disney superhero kiddy movies, or will Bork remove the posts again?
I for one was harshly cancelled.

I just assumed the great tumblr logged in for once :trumps

Not off to a good start. 
:batman
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Potato on July 20, 2022, 10:48:41 PM
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Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Pissy F Benny on July 21, 2022, 07:41:56 AM
I was just busting balls  :dice
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on July 21, 2022, 09:15:01 AM
There's some simmering capeshit / culture war bullshit about the xmen in the MCU thats inevitably going to boil over whatever gets announced, between the "CAST ANYTHING BUT A WHITE MAN" :gamergate crowd for magneto / xavier, and the "THATS RIGHT, DENY A JEWISH HOLOCAUSE SURVIVOR" :social2 crowd
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: chronovore on July 21, 2022, 06:58:34 PM
So apparently the Zak Snyder cut of Justice League was in large part boosted by inauthentic Twitter accounts?
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Polident Hive on July 21, 2022, 08:53:00 PM
Nah. More and more is coming out about how sketch the piece is. How it’s commissioned from people now fired from WB. New admin won’t be associated with it. How the writer left other reputable publications because they couldn’t defend Joss Whedon. Even other publications who tend to trash Snyder have called it out. They’ve been quietly editing it to avoid legal disputes. Original claim was only 6% abnormal. All to get a eye catching headline to distract when the movie was releasing on digital.

Heard the newer administration at WB is attempting to repair damage. Not so much comic book related. But internal politics have been fucked and what once was considered a filmmaker’s studio turned actively hostile under the last two heads. Why you had Nolan jump to Universal. And they spend a couple hundred million to get JJ Abrams to develop projects that went nowhere? When the WB and Discovery thing happened, yeah, almost everybody was fired.

Too much nerd caring for a day. Gonna go lift weights after this.

There's some simmering capeshit / culture war bullshit about the xmen in the MCU thats inevitably going to boil over whatever gets announced, between the "CAST ANYTHING BUT A WHITE MAN" :gamergate crowd for magneto / xavier, and the "THATS RIGHT, DENY A JEWISH HOLOCAUSE SURVIVOR" :social2 crowd

Don’t know about Moonknight, but saw a similar thing there. People upset he wasn’t Jewish in the show. Typically went “no other marvel character expresses their religion!” “daredevil and ms marvel do” “…that’s different.” Alright. Whatever.

The Magneto thing, I get the point about aging. Yes you have to ignore that Captain America, Antman, Miss Marvel, and various other characters don’t age or age slowly. And time travel existing. And alternate universes. Etc etc. But within the comics, I half remember reading X-men issues at the local comic store, amidst the BO clouds, where Magneto was de aged or cloned into a character called Joseph? There was a love triangle with him, Rogue, and Gambit? They could do that shit.

Xavier being a POC is cool. He’s old money, which was an interesting contrast to Magneto’s upbringing. But easy to hand wave imo. Would anybody complain if Ken Watanabe or Ving Rhames were Xavier?
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: VomKriege on July 22, 2022, 05:36:33 AM
I didn't look hard into it but as I understand while "inauthentic accounts" may have been more prominent than the sort of average baseline, the % didn't seem all consuming either. You'd think Warner did not burn several dozens millions more just on a whim but then again this is Hollywood and the "Morbin'" timeline so... (Though the whole Snyder Cut thing was a lot more sustained in time than just being a successful meme).

I don't know what I think about those sort of debates. Trying to leverage and navigate the evanescent, formless internet mobs is part & parcel of high profile showbusiness now. But by nature that shit gets filtered around via unsavoury places.
With all the concentration happening in the industry you know artists are probably at a low point in bargaining power over their work and they're using whatever they can to wrestle back some if there's an opportunity.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Tuckers Law on July 22, 2022, 07:43:48 AM
The whole Snyder Cut bots bullshit from rolling stone is the author re(eeee)litigating an existing dislike of the whole movement, because at some point for some reason (which I cannot recall at all why) the usual Twitter woke-warriors lumped in the Snyder cut movement together with the alt-right and gamergate.  I think a lot of that gestated out from the “Marvel/Disney=progressive, Snyder/DC=Nazis” types.

Damn  :ohhh maybe James was right and we do need a stupid capeshit thread…
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 22, 2022, 09:39:27 AM
Yes, we do need another culture war thread.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Polident Hive on July 22, 2022, 09:55:31 AM
My option on fan led campaigned somewhat changed. Grassroots movements like the Snyder cut or Sonic redesign? Cool. It’s not new. Deadpool, Firefly, Family Guy, Yakuza, Xenoblade, to name a few. Always concern of setting a dangerous precedent and it never pans out. It’s near universally been beneficial for all parties.

But Disney lobbying fans to pressure Sony into signing a Spider-Man deal. Epic asking Fortnite players to get Apple’s app policies changed. That shit’s kinda dire.

Speaking of dire, is Todd McFarlane still directing Spawn with Jamie Fox?
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: HaughtyFrank on July 22, 2022, 10:02:11 AM
There's some simmering capeshit / culture war bullshit about the xmen in the MCU thats inevitably going to boil over whatever gets announced, between the "CAST ANYTHING BUT A WHITE MAN" :gamergate crowd for magneto / xavier, and the "THATS RIGHT, DENY A JEWISH HOLOCAUSE SURVIVOR" :social2 crowd

Making Xavier black and Magneto a jewish holocaust survivor would seem like the best middleground. Though I'm sure someone will still write a tumblr about how problematic it is that they have the black guy preach respectability politics.

Though I hope they go with Lance Reddick as Xavier and not Esposito (Esposito seems to be rumored right now). Esposito will always feel too much like a business man to me while Reddick is perfect for that commanding type of guy who keeps too many secrets for his own good.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: jorma on July 22, 2022, 10:06:23 AM
The whole Snyder Cut bots bullshit from rolling stone is the author re(eeee)litigating an existing dislike of the whole movement, because at some point for some reason (which I cannot recall at all why) the usual Twitter woke-warriors lumped in the Snyder cut movement together with the alt-right and gamergate.  I think a lot of that gestated out from the “Marvel/Disney=progressive, Snyder/DC=Nazis” types.

Damn  :ohhh maybe James was right and we do need a stupid capeshit thread…

it seems really pointless as well, questioning the grassroots origins of the #releasethesnydercut meme is a moot point when the actual release was so well received (afaik)
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Polident Hive on July 22, 2022, 10:24:15 AM
Esposito as Xavier? That’s cool. Different than the narrow character type they’ve been hiring him for since BB.

Feel like Magneto and Xavier shouldn’t be pivotal. On the periphery. After twenty years of focusing on those two and Wolverine, there are others to explore. Have Cyclops be a character for once. Selfish thought. Wouldn’t say I’m the demographic. Audience they’d want didn’t grow up with those movies.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: HaughtyFrank on July 23, 2022, 08:38:57 PM
Marvel's phase 5

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FYZBkBsXEAcazZH?format=jpg&name=large)
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Tuckers Law on July 23, 2022, 08:56:23 PM
 :boring
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Polident Hive on July 23, 2022, 09:26:41 PM
Too much to keep up with even if I were into it. Sounds like they announced two avengers movies in the same year, too.

Daredevil cast returning is cool. I’ll watch it and Blade.

https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/1551015049405247488
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Bebpo on July 23, 2022, 10:14:39 PM
Wakanda Forever looks amazing.

Marvel's lineup for the next two years looks pretty dull though. No big team-up stuff pulling things together until 2025 and no new unnanounced stuff (aka X-men/Deadpool) until after that in 2026...

Lots of Charlie Cox Daredevil is cool though. Kang getting at least a couple movies is good.

Also not really clear on what makes She-Hulk and Wakanda Forever a phase ender for Phase 4. No team up stuff and Phase 5 is still introducing new characters and plots with stuff like Blade.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Rahxephon91 on July 23, 2022, 10:20:53 PM
I've always thought Magento should be a South African who lived through apartheid and Xavier should just stay a liberal idealist with an ego. They still meet in Israel and create a friendship because they realize they are mutants. Mutants have always been around, just Xavier and Mag have been scouting them and hiding them in the Savage Land, just like in Ultimate X-men. Because things like the Weapon X project and other experiments have been happening all this time.


Anyway, two Avengers movies is kind of exciting. A new Captain America is cool. but still can't say I'm excited for any of these other things. Give me the X-men.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: HaughtyFrank on July 23, 2022, 10:23:50 PM
Giving Namor and his people this Aztec inspired look is a pretty cool choice. Makes them also a good counterpart to the similarly tribal looking Wakanda
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Bebpo on July 23, 2022, 10:38:45 PM
I wonder what the Avengers lineup will even be in the 2025 films.

Captain America, Black Panther, one of the Ant-Man trio, Shang-Chi, She-Hulk, etc?  They'll have a pretty wide range of characters to pick from. Will be interesting to see who they pick as the main "team"
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: bork on July 23, 2022, 10:46:19 PM
(https://i.redd.it/gpz3k81f2fd91.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Bebpo on July 23, 2022, 10:52:55 PM
Yeah, and then 8 more phase 6 projects following the fallout of those which is probably where X-men are introduced.

Phase 6 gonna be hot stuff. Just gotta wait it out a couple more years.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Potato on July 23, 2022, 11:02:04 PM
They are totally going to kill T'Challa offscreen aren't they?

Anyway, She Hulk looks like a fun, street level romp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7JsKhI2An0
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: benjipwns on July 23, 2022, 11:40:31 PM
Sorry, you're not going to convince me that Fantastic Four is going to make that date just by throwing the logo up on a chart again. :lol

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They're going to punt FF and X-Men to Phase Seven outside of dropping in a few characters to tease them. :shh
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Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 23, 2022, 11:42:36 PM
They are totally going to kill T'Challa offscreen aren't they?


Yes. I think it's pretty much the most respectful option of a bunch of bad options.  The trailer looks sick though.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on July 24, 2022, 12:10:50 AM
Tupac hologram Bossman.

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would look better than the cg qualty they've been using lately :teehee
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Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Lonewulfeus on July 24, 2022, 12:30:43 AM
If that Tchalla funeral scene doesn’t have a Sisqo cameo I’m gonna be pretty upset.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Bebpo on July 24, 2022, 12:47:09 AM
Someone just said rumor that Thunderbolts (Phase 5 ender) would have

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Deadpool and Punisher leading it
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Which makes a hell of a lot more sense if it's a big budget end-phase movie. From what I've read in the comics and from the characters in the MCU TV show being setup for the team, I just can't imagine a team of TV-level B-listers teaming up would pull in the box office for that kind of a film. I mean I liked Yelena Black Widow a lot in Hawkeye, but I don't see people lining up for her and US Agent headed movie.

Now take that movie and have

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Deadpool
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headline it and you get butts in seats.

I wonder if that would mean that Thunderbolts

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would be the first R-rated MCU movie. Maybe release two versions, one that beeps out all the swears and edits out the violence and one uncensored.
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Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: benjipwns on July 24, 2022, 01:29:57 AM
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1551010573353160710

he's the best
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Rahxephon91 on July 24, 2022, 02:45:29 AM
Still think they should have just recast. Tchalla is a big character, bigger than his actor.

And I can't say I'm interested in Namor without him.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Bebpo on July 24, 2022, 03:18:53 AM
Still think they should have just recast. Tchalla is a big character, bigger than his actor.

And I can't say I'm interested in Namor without him.

Eh, I don't think Namor depends on T'Challa.

I'm all for recast and yeah it would've been interesting to see a King v King showdown with those two, but Namor is a punk and anyone vs Namor honestly works. Namor has been vs like 90% of the Marvel heroes at one time or another.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Rahxephon91 on July 24, 2022, 03:50:08 AM
I disagree.

During the Hickman run the interplay between Tchalla and Namor was great. The constant contrast between how they rule and Namor pretty much egging him on was some of the best parts of secret Avengers. As kings they play off each other great. A movie about two kings fighting each other sounds interesting and a way to match Killmonger. You won’t get that now.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Bebpo on July 24, 2022, 04:30:05 AM
I actually think the best Namor stuff in the comics is when he's vs a strong woman. There's a great Emma Frost vs Namor bit I read this year.

The women of Wakanda are badass. Will be fine.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: HaughtyFrank on July 24, 2022, 06:11:53 AM
https://twitter.com/MurrellDan/status/1550924247274606592
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Nintex on July 24, 2022, 06:51:50 AM
Black Panther looks good  :whoo

As for Phase 5 I'm most excited for Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, BLADE and Captain America: New World Order.
Which is also what I feel the pace should be for these movies to come out.

Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: benjipwns on July 24, 2022, 06:56:13 AM
twitter.com/MurrellDan/status/1550924247274606592
FACT CHECK: He bailed:
https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/1550916582620143617

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:teehee
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Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: HaughtyFrank on July 24, 2022, 11:16:07 AM
I disagree.

During the Hickman run the interplay between Tchalla and Namor was great. The constant contrast between how they rule and Namor pretty much egging him on was some of the best parts of secret Avengers. As kings they play off each other great. A movie about two kings fighting each other sounds interesting and a way to match Killmonger. You won’t get that now.

With all the multiverse stuff going on I wouldn't be surprised if they eventually bring in a Black Panther variant that's basically replacing Bosman
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: bork on July 24, 2022, 11:38:09 AM
I disagree.

During the Hickman run the interplay between Tchalla and Namor was great. The constant contrast between how they rule and Namor pretty much egging him on was some of the best parts of secret Avengers. As kings they play off each other great. A movie about two kings fighting each other sounds interesting and a way to match Killmonger. You won’t get that now.

With all the multiverse stuff going on I wouldn't be surprised if they eventually bring in a Black Panther variant that's basically replacing Bosman

I think that's how they're going to replace everyone who isn't doing these movies long-term within a few years.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on July 24, 2022, 11:39:35 AM
They should do that anywyas. Even within the same universe.

Like that movie where a bunch of actors play the same character.

One movie contracts , so they put the work in.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Polident Hive on July 24, 2022, 01:04:51 PM
So superficially Namor is Aquaman? His character blurb here reads that he’s a half Atlantean, half human.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on July 24, 2022, 01:19:08 PM
So superficially Namor is Aquaman? His character blurb here reads that he’s a half Atlantean, half human.

He actually predates aquaman and was one of marvels first supes (along with a robot called the human torch) with captain america fighting nazis
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Bebpo on July 24, 2022, 02:34:46 PM
So superficially Namor is Aquaman? His character blurb here reads that he’s a half Atlantean, half human.

Yeah, though Namor is more a super douchebag antihero. But he's entertaining because he is always 110% on with his jackassery. Also he's not a team player and always in it for his own goals cause he doesn't give a shit about anyone else. Kinda similar to Punisher in that.

I really do wonder if they're gonna neuter him to a strong degree in MCU. His womanizer stuff really isn't gonna fly in modern times. I feel like they're probably gonna tone him down to make him easier to accept/like as a hero in upcoming MCU stuff.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: VomKriege on July 24, 2022, 04:42:02 PM
I'm not familiar but I always grew up hearing he was a major rival / antagonist to Reed Richards and the Fantastic 4, including romancing The Invisible Woman. He's royalty like Black Panther (which apparently is another character he got some strong stories with) and has the ego of Dr.Doom. I think compared to the latest Aquaman movie, Namor has some traits of the vilain, Make Atlantis Deep Again & all that. Not a big fan of humanity.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on July 24, 2022, 04:50:36 PM
yeah, he got 'revived' in fantastic four, and his track record is pretty much like magneto at this point in terms of flip-flopping between hero and villain.
He's literally made pacts with dr doom to carve up the planet between them where he gets the sea and doom gets the land.

In one of the comics I read but cant remember which, they basically said his atlantean physiology basically makes him a manic depressive, so if he spends enough time on land he goes full evil because he doesnt get the water exposure he needs to stay balanced :idont
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: VomKriege on July 24, 2022, 05:04:49 PM
I'm not really invested in it but I know it's important for old comics head to not fuck up yet another Fantastic Four because Namor, Doom and Galactus (+Silver Surfer) are all historically tied into it and it makes it a lot easier to have those characters around. I guess you could swap the Avengers or whatever but it will not have the same flavor. You could make a really trippy standalone Silver Surfer movie but going straight into that skipping the whole herald of Galactus bit seems a little too risqué for Marvel ?

I wonder if there's something inherent to the F4 that may account for 3 failed films (not counting the Corman). Maybe they need to ditch the whole mutated in space origin thing or keep it to a minimum because managing 4 characters (and possibly Doom) is plenty enough on a director's plate already. Perhaps the whole family dynamic thing is a hurdle ?

Or just remake the Incredibles.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: bork on July 24, 2022, 05:15:15 PM
Namor is also a mutant.  Wonder if they're going to mention that for the movie version.
:thinking
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Bebpo on July 24, 2022, 05:32:04 PM
Namor is also a mutant.  Wonder if they're going to mention that for the movie version.
:thinking

Probably. Without an X-men movie, probably just start name dropping mutants here and there to make it seem like they've been around this whole time before doing X-men.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: VomKriege on July 24, 2022, 05:37:30 PM
One thing though is that Marvel Films will probably be less awkward in embracing the source material for what it is. Many people noted the Fox productions always felt reluctant to embrace Dr.Doom as a warlock in the green robe hoodie or couldn't deal with Galactus as a space ogre giant. I think it was probably a mix of aesthetic divergences / cultures and not having the money or technical means to properly illustrate this... But the MCU is way past those issues.

One thing for Doom is that he's going to be mask on 97% or 100% of the time. It's been done before (Darth Vader) and I think playing full CG characters with little to no face likeness to the comedian is more acceptable and accepted now. But you need an actor with great physicality, great voice, everyone being OK with no face and being recognizable still. Or go the Star Wars of having separate body and voice acting (and stifling the stuntman) but I wouldn't think it'd fly today.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Uncle on July 24, 2022, 05:46:42 PM
galactus feels like the only significant existential threat left for a second thanos-style wrap-up as everyone teams up to fight the big bad
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Uncle on July 24, 2022, 05:57:55 PM
One thing for Doom is that he's going to be mask on 97% or 100% of the time. It's been done before (Darth Vader) and I think playing full CG characters with little to no face likeness to the comedian is more acceptable and accepted now. But you need an actor with great physicality, great voice, everyone being OK with no face and being recognizable still. Or go the Star Wars of having separate body and voice acting (and stifling the stuntman) but I wouldn't think it'd fly today.

was this stated for sure somewhere? MCU has found silly excuses to go mask off constantly in order to show the actors' faces even when it made absolutely no sense


also you made me think of the 1990 captain america where red skull "wore a human mask" so he didn't have to look like a red skull for most of the movie  :lol
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: VomKriege on July 24, 2022, 06:03:34 PM
Not confirmed but I can't see them not finally doing it justice to that. They had Thanos, Raccoon Rocket and Groot already. Who knows though. It's usually a tough sale for either the actor, the people paying big checks or the audience.

Among the names mentioned in fan discussions I've seen Bardem and Shannon who definitely are actors who have a very intense presence. I don't know it works with a mask though.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: HaughtyFrank on July 24, 2022, 06:39:27 PM
What's interesting is that that there don't seem to be any phase 4 sequel movies incoming, despite Doctor Strange and Eternals ending on a pretty clear sequel stinger.

I guess that'll he either have to wait til phase six or they pick that up in other movies
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Rahxephon91 on July 24, 2022, 08:16:13 PM
I don't think the Eternals are getting a sequel.



I liked the movie though.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Bebpo on July 24, 2022, 08:18:37 PM
I don't think the Eternals are getting a sequel.



I liked the movie though.

In the trademarks filed with all these new movies, there’s one called Celestials which seems like Eternals sequel. Feige also mentioned Eros and Pip’s cosmic adventure being an active part of the MCU. It’s happening.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: bork on July 24, 2022, 09:31:52 PM
galactus feels like the only significant existential threat left for a second thanos-style wrap-up as everyone teams up to fight the big bad

Kang is the next big-bad.  I'm interested in seeing if Avengers Secret Wars is going to be based on the 2015 storyline.  Dr. Doom could be introduced in the FF4 movie to set it up.  I still think that's the idea with all this multiverse stuff, with them basing on Secret Wars 2015 and combining all this shit together at the end to create a new earth setting where they can bring in the former Fox movie characters and re-introduce existing characters with new actors.  It's the kind of overly-complex shit that sounds very much like a comic book movie.

I don't think the Eternals are getting a sequel.

I liked the movie though.

In the trademarks filed with all these new movies, there’s one called Celestials which seems like Eternals sequel. Feige also mentioned Eros and Pip’s cosmic adventure being an active part of the MCU. It’s happening.

Pip was part of the Guardians Of The Galaxy team that Adam Warlock led, and that character should show up at some point- it's possible that we get a new Guardians team in a fourth movie or that ends up being the Eternals sequel.  But the less they do anything like Eternals, the better. 
:donot
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: benjipwns on July 24, 2022, 10:10:13 PM
galactus feels like the only significant existential threat left for a second thanos-style wrap-up as everyone teams up to fight the big bad
I think the Galactus telegraphing is obvious but also I don't spend my life obsessing about finding "clues" to Kevin Feige's masterplan so what do I know.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Uncle on July 24, 2022, 10:30:48 PM
Kang is the next big-bad.

ah ok

well, considering he is played by a black actor and isn't given alien skin: much like how Wanda was not allowed to have been defeated by a man and essentially had to defeat herself, Kang will have to be defeated by a black character or a woman or both

it won't be Iron Heart because that's too much of a retread of Endgame (Iron X beating the big bad) so my money is on the new Black Panther

I think Disney's first choices for the killing blow would've been Kamala or Carol but that is dependent on them being runaway successes like Iron RDJ and it seems like most people hate Carol and are meh on Kamala, which they might be hoping to turn around with The Marvels, but I don't see it working

it'll be a Wakandan character

 :science
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Polident Hive on July 24, 2022, 10:33:09 PM
Darkseid will be the big threat in five years after they buy DC.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 24, 2022, 11:01:48 PM
well, considering he is played by a black actor and isn't given alien skin: much like how Wanda was not allowed to have been defeated by a man

Such a dumb culture war take.  Wanda defeated herself because it allowed for an act of redemption which was necessary because she was always set up as a hero.  For as much shit superhero movies take as being childish, completely obvious screenwriting things seem to fly over seemingly adult heads. 
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Uncle on July 24, 2022, 11:20:06 PM
several years later:

"no you don't understand, kang had to come to see the error of his ways and suicide his own plans at shuri's prompting, because the writers set it up that way to have the greatest emotional payoff, the themes are strongest this way"
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 24, 2022, 11:48:09 PM
Yes if a black character kills Kang it can only be because the purple-haired people at Disney are the ones really in charge and all Twitterish concerns trump storytelling.  Also, Kang hasn't already just last year seen the error of his ways and committed suicide but that must have been because the writers couldn't come up with a possible way for Eugene Cordero to do him in. 
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: benjipwns on July 24, 2022, 11:55:42 PM
Kang always escapes back into the timestream anyway doomed to be defeated again.

 :miyamoto
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Uncle on July 24, 2022, 11:58:58 PM
it is possible that setups will go so poorly they'll resort to a Riann -> JJ move and beg someone to fix it all by any means necessary, only then will you get egregious fan service that trumps culture concerns (to as much a detriment to the end product)
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 25, 2022, 12:08:33 AM
You don't need to resort to future hypotheticals here.  Like do you believe that the only reason why it was T'Challa and not Ross that killed Killmonger was because it had to be a black actor or because it made sense for the story?  That's always how this culture war talk starts here: hypotheticals about what social justice warriors think or are secretly plotting to the detriment of artistic vision.  Hell this post was just 15 into the thread

There's some simmering capeshit / culture war bullshit about the xmen in the MCU thats inevitably going to boil over whatever gets announced, between the "CAST ANYTHING BUT A WHITE MAN" :gamergate crowd for magneto / xavier, and the "THATS RIGHT, DENY A JEWISH HOLOCAUSE SURVIVOR" :social2 crowd
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Uncle on July 25, 2022, 12:12:25 AM
You don't need to resort to future hypotheticals here.

I mean you don't need to post here either but I'm not going to try to chase you out, it's a discussion thread, when they announce new phases it's natural for anyone to make predictions based on how they see the industry and developments from past movies, precedent etc

:idont
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 25, 2022, 12:23:16 AM
I'm sorry for giving push-back on your ideas.  Your opinion is valid and a discussion thread is not really the place to criticize ideas.  No one should feel like they are being chased out just because they get told their ideas are silly.  Besides we are just talking about Marvel movies in here, kids stuff, and not pushing the same dumb culture war narratives that we push in every other thread.     
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Uncle on July 25, 2022, 12:43:36 AM
well no, it's not "just" talking about marvel movies, recall that everything is political, inextricably linked with systems of oppression that have been going on for centuries; I'm sorry you don't want to hear about it anymore, but some people don't have the luxury of ignoring it

when movies were coming out during/just after covid prime time, movie threads were full of discussions about how the films might be compromised in various ways due to vaccine/mask/proximity concerns, and it was relevant to the discussion

if we saw something like, I don't know, a multi-year global car shortage, it might be reasonable to predict that films would blow up fewer vehicles for practical reasons, and promote public transportation for cultural ones

if the supreme court launched an attack on bodily autonomy, it might be reasonable to predict that films might push back on that in whatever small ways are available to them narratively

and if there was a pattern of films doing things like getting all the ladies together for a "girl power" scene even if it makes little sense for mantis to be in the middle of a battlefield, it might be reductive to call predictions based on such scenes "dumb culture war narratives" when it's just a reflection of reality

this doesn't even need to be taken as good or bad, it's simply observing what literally happens in context
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Potato on July 25, 2022, 01:34:42 AM
it is possible that setups will go so poorly they'll resort to a Riann -> JJ move and beg someone to fix it all by any means necessary, only then will you get egregious fan service that trumps culture concerns (to as much a detriment to the end product)
Somehow Thanos has returned...
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Nintex on July 25, 2022, 03:28:23 AM
Cap: "Get in the car kid!"

Spider-Man: "Ooh shit, we're out of gas"

Cap: "Damn there goes this years defense budget"

Captain America: New World Order
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on July 25, 2022, 05:16:09 AM
You don't need to resort to future hypotheticals here.  Like do you believe that the only reason why it was T'Challa and not Ross that killed Killmonger was because it had to be a black actor or because it made sense for the story?  That's always how this culture war talk starts here: hypotheticals about what social justice warriors think or are secretly plotting to the detriment of artistic vision.  Hell this post was just 15 into the thread

There's some simmering capeshit / culture war bullshit about the xmen in the MCU thats inevitably going to boil over whatever gets announced, between the "CAST ANYTHING BUT A WHITE MAN" :gamergate crowd for magneto / xavier, and the "THATS RIGHT, DENY A JEWISH HOLOCAUSE SURVIVOR" :social2 crowd

thats not a hypothetical.
that was literally some peoples first take that the xmen are coming to the mcu, and the resulting reaction takes.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Uncle on July 25, 2022, 08:35:18 AM
Cap: "Get in the car kid!"

Spider-Man: "Ooh shit, we're out of gas"

Cap: "Damn there goes this years defense budget"

Captain America: New World Order

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pUYLVaIUEM
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: HaughtyFrank on July 27, 2022, 08:25:16 AM
https://twitter.com/CultureCrave/status/1552043458570752001

Some people seem to be upset by this but I figure it makes kind of sense since they're already changing the cultural background of the character
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on July 27, 2022, 11:24:31 AM
That they didn't cast an authentic atlantean? :confused
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Bebpo on July 27, 2022, 02:17:12 PM
https://twitter.com/CultureCrave/status/1552043458570752001

Some people seem to be upset by this but I figure it makes kind of sense since they're already changing the cultural background of the character

As long as Talocan is a long lost city under the sea for centuries it's fine, but still a weird change. Is there a problem with the Atlantis mythos or something? I'm fine with Atlantis looking like Aztec motif too.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: HaughtyFrank on July 27, 2022, 02:22:06 PM
https://twitter.com/mattmurdoxbf/status/1552043866303262721

It seems to be a reference to Aztec mythology while Atlantis I guess is usually more tied to Greece since it's Plato who wrote about it. So I guess instead of making Atlantis more Aztec they looked for something in the Aztec mythos they could turn into an underwater city.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 27, 2022, 02:28:31 PM
Is there a problem with the Atlantis mythos or something?

It's just to separate it from Aquaman who is more famous.  No reason to try to compete with Jason Momoa.   
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Bebpo on July 27, 2022, 02:30:52 PM
Is there a problem with the Atlantis mythos or something?

It's just to separate it from Aquaman who is more famous.  No reason to try to compete with Jason Momoa.

Seems like a real dumb reason since MCU is way bigger than DCU,

but Aztec design looks cooler than Greek design so whatever it's fine.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on July 27, 2022, 02:36:18 PM
BP wasn't brave enough to do scalping

Maybe Namor will do it.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Polident Hive on July 28, 2022, 07:23:19 PM
Guy who directed Shang chi is doing avengers 5. Avengers 6 has another yet unannounced director. They should snag Justin Lin.

While I didn’t like what I saw of that movie, I’m putting that on the duds leading it. The Tony Leung parts were good. His other stuff has been fine. He directed most of Tokyo Vice recently. Most of his movies aside from Shang chi have Brie Larson as a lead, so to that end it plays with miss marvel being the main character. Her and Doctor Strange are the main ones, yeah?

However long they’re doing multiverse shit, maybe this one has Hugh jackman’s Wolverine and Ben affleck’s daredevil step out of a portal. Please clap.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Nintex on July 28, 2022, 07:30:21 PM
They will hire a big and exciting name.
There will be 'creative differences' along the way.
Taika will reshoot
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Tasty on July 28, 2022, 08:10:53 PM
Kang seems lame so far, gonna need to be convinced.

Also the name reminds me of

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVYEQqBXkAAXf0F.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Polident Hive on July 28, 2022, 08:27:01 PM
From the outside it seems like their big “failures” (mega successful yet divisive) were when they let an exciting director work. Just learned last week that Dr Strange 2 is considered poor among fans. It, eternals, and Thor 4 they seem to consider bottom 5. Haven’t seen the other two but Strange 2 was the most entertaining I’ve found one of these in some time. Thinking they want somebody safe. A company man like the antman guy and gunn.

On the other side, maybe The Flash is getting scrapped? Seeing headlines about Affleck replacing Keaton in Aquaman 2 scenes. My understanding is The Flash was the movie bridging all the events and bringing Keaton in.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Rahxephon91 on July 28, 2022, 09:12:46 PM
Is there a problem with the Atlantis mythos or something?

It's just to separate it from Aquaman who is more famous.  No reason to try to compete with Jason Momoa.

Seems like a real dumb reason since MCU is way bigger than DCU,

but Aztec design looks cooler than Greek design so whatever it's fine.
Aquaman made like a billion dollars and shot its star into major stardom.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Nintex on July 29, 2022, 08:33:59 AM
https://twitter.com/CultureCrave/status/1552798854931591168 (https://twitter.com/CultureCrave/status/1552798854931591168)

Battfleck is back :rejoice
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Bebpo on July 29, 2022, 01:40:49 PM
I feel like that shouldn't have been spoiled since it'll probably just be a short cameo. Oh well.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: james on July 29, 2022, 02:02:07 PM
Bats cant go underwater you absolute imbeciles
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on July 29, 2022, 04:47:30 PM
why does aquaman look so wide?
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: benjipwns on July 29, 2022, 05:00:24 PM
Bats cant go underwater you absolute imbeciles
Then explain how COVID got to New Zealand. I'll wait.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Polident Hive on July 29, 2022, 08:03:14 PM
Tomb Raider is close enough to cape shit. They’re rebooting the movies (again) away from the Alicia Vikander one. Games, too. Gotta wondering if they bring back big dick Lara shooting dinosaurs with two pistols in hot pants. Jolie was perfect for that style, quality of movies notwithstanding. Or just bring her back and do the Tron Legacy thing.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Nintex on July 29, 2022, 08:09:31 PM
I thought Vikander was a good Lara Croft and I loved the trilogy of Square Enix games.

Excited to see where Embracer takes the series but I'm worried that they're going to spend a fair bit less than Square Enix used to do.
That doesn't have to be a bad thing for the games but my expectations for the movie are low.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 29, 2022, 08:17:22 PM
I'll take knock-off Indy in any form I can get it. 
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Tasty on July 29, 2022, 08:36:03 PM
I'll take knock-off Indy in any form I can get it. 

And that's the problem with knock-off Indys...
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on July 30, 2022, 08:35:00 AM
I thought there was an actual indy 5 in pre-production  ???

(which I assume will be a soft reboot with him passing the hat on, but probably not to shia lebouf)
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: HaughtyFrank on July 30, 2022, 10:23:39 AM
Tomb Raider is close enough to cape shit. They’re rebooting the movies (again) away from the Alicia Vikander one. Games, too. Gotta wondering if they bring back big dick Lara shooting dinosaurs with two pistols in hot pants. Jolie was perfect for that style, quality of movies notwithstanding. Or just bring her back and do the Tron Legacy thing.

Considering how popular it has become for actors to reprise old roles it wouldn't surprise me if Jolie would do another one.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Nintex on July 30, 2022, 12:49:50 PM
Looking at her recent roles, I think she could still easily do Tomb Raider movies but I'm not sure if she'd be interested and if they could afford her.

(https://www.irishnews.com/picturesarchive/irishnews/irishnews/2021/05/10/132209652-f2961c6d-1cac-4d86-b4d5-acf152ef2aed.jpeg)
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Bebpo on August 03, 2022, 06:48:11 PM
Zhao confirmed for Eternals 2/Celestials movie.

Good. I'm one of the few people that liked Eternals. It was no Shang-Chi, but it was interesting and something different for Marvel. Just make a better sequel and everyone will like it this time.

Glad they aren't course correcting. Celestials are cool. Give me more of that stuff in MCU.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Tasty on August 03, 2022, 06:50:08 PM
Quote
Zhao confirmed

(https://i.imgur.com/t56iJUE.png)
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Polident Hive on August 03, 2022, 07:20:06 PM
Only ever watched a clip of the ending and it’s actually just the Mortal Kombat movie ending lol. Not nearly as cool without Orbital and the MK theme.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: benjipwns on August 04, 2022, 01:18:55 AM
Glad they aren't course correcting. Celestials are cool. Give me more of that stuff in MCU.
I think this was going to happen anyway, Marvel also seems much more willing to take the lumps with a bad movie or show (by one standard or another) that's setting up something they still think will work down the road. Hulk, Thor 2, Iron Man 3, none of that stopped them throwing those characters into everything. Feige probably really wants to get to FF and seemingly Galactus, so fuck it. Eternals 2 or whatever it becomes probably won't get a $500 million budget but I also kinda expect it to be better if it shifts out of trying to be a tent pole alongside the Avengers and X-Men.

Compare to WB freaking the fuck out on Snyder because BvS bombed critically and was profitable but didn't meet Avengers targets and then taking this out on Geoff Johns and everyone else. Then doing this again and again to each subsequent "plan" they started on. Joker probably saved Matt Reeves. Making a shit load of money on films that were too far along saved Patty Jenkins and James Wan.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Potato on August 04, 2022, 01:57:02 AM
Glad they aren't course correcting. Celestials are cool. Give me more of that stuff in MCU.
I think this was going to happen anyway, Marvel also seems much more willing to take the lumps with a bad movie or show (by one standard or another) that's setting up something they still think will work down the road. Hulk, Thor 2, Iron Man 3, none of that stopped them throwing those characters into everything. Feige probably really wants to get to FF and seemingly Galactus, so fuck it. Eternals 2 or whatever it becomes probably won't get a $500 million budget but I also kinda expect it to be better if it shifts out of trying to be a tent pole alongside the Avengers and X-Men.

Compare to WB freaking the fuck out on Snyder because BvS bombed critically and was profitable but didn't meet Avengers targets and then taking this out on Geoff Johns and everyone else. Then doing this again and again to each subsequent "plan" they started on. Joker probably saved Matt Reeves. Making a shit load of money on films that were too far along saved Patty Jenkins and James Wan.
DCU films are a textbook case study in a business not having any sort of strategic plan aside from "do what the competition is doing".
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Polident Hive on August 04, 2022, 02:55:06 AM
Reading into the mess, it started before BVS by cutting up the theatrical release and selling it as a Batman movie. Afterwards, Johns tried to lord over things. Suicide Squad rewrites were all him. Wonder Woman’s third act was changed and he did the rewrites. JL they were sometimes shooting scenes twice, with his lines and the original writer’s, pre-joss. Flash’s director and Affleck dipped when it started happening to their scripts.

Wonder Woman’s all around success kinda fucked things up. Harder to dump everything and move on. And Johns took credit for fixing it and went hands on for the sequel. Aquaman was an anomaly. Coasted in the spectacle. Credit to James Wan. Every four sentences, he wrote in an explosion. Wan is the only guy who hasn’t complained about WB or Johns.

They somehow found an outcome where nobody is happy or making money. Sounds like everybody since 2013 has been fired. From the transitions, acquisitions, or scandals where the CEO was offering actresses roles for sex. Typical Hollywood.

Disney Marvel, they haven’t had a financial failure. Between Dr Strange 2 and Thor 4, both trashed online, it’s $1.6 billion. Not counting all the other streaming shows. Even if there’s a flop, seven other things will balance it out. By the time we’re all old and decaying, about ten years, they can bring back the old characters for the next generation. An endless cycle. As sun engulfs the Earth, our descendants’ language will be entirely metaphorical references to the MCU. Tony, when his fingers snapped. Steve and Peter at the German Airport.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: james on August 04, 2022, 10:10:28 AM
Maybe DC should stop making everything so dark and gritty.

Marvel movies make money because you can take your whole family to see them. Quality doesnt matter, theyre ""fun"" and family friendly. You can also rewatch them and not kill yourself. The whole reason that theyre paint by numbers ie because the imbeciles in middle america like that, in the same way that they like meatloaf and corn with no seasoning.

Who the fuck wants to watch emo Batman more than once or miss out on sex for a week because you forced your wife to come see Joker with you. At least after watching Thor, your wife will happily fuck you as she closes her eyes and thinks of Chris Hemsworth
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: HaughtyFrank on August 04, 2022, 10:48:53 AM
I'd say they're already pivoting into more fun campy stuff with Shazam 2 and Aquaman 2 while keeping the more serious stuff for their prestige movies like Batman and Joker.

Though when it comes to Black Adam I can't quite figure out which direction they want to lean. When you listen to the Rocks voice over from the trailers it sounds gritty and edgy as hell but when you look at the costumes it seems campy as fuck.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on August 04, 2022, 12:15:09 PM
Black Adam was originally just Evil Captain Marvel, but then they retconned it into him being an old Captain Marvel who got 'corrupted' in modern times by being attached to a bad human guy so is basically anti-hero edgelord shazam since his 'human form' got killed off.

:expert

Given they already have light hearted Shazam, I don't think they'll go light hearted with Black Adam, they'll just keep him as more srs bsns shazam (and Hollywood don't really have any qualms about their good guy characters killing bad guys), so I'd expect the tone to basically be punisher-superman without the angst
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Nintex on August 04, 2022, 06:11:24 PM
The Batman was pretty damn good, as was the Snyder Cut. I don't get this doom and gloom with WB/DC and they seem to get caught up with it themselves too.

Black Adam though, in pretty much every movie he's in The Rock, plays The Rock. He has one act, which is The Rock.
If that works for Black Adam it will be a fun The Rock movie, if it doesn't work for the character the movie will suck.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Polident Hive on August 04, 2022, 08:32:36 PM
Rock just needs to play it like he played Hobbs in Fast 5 and 6. Somewhere along the way that character just became The Rock on autopilot.
 
Already expecting Kevin Hart to show up as Mr Mxyzptlk at some point.

Zhao confirmed for Eternals 2/Celestials movie.

Good. I'm one of the few people that liked Eternals. It was no Shang-Chi, but it was interesting and something different for Marvel. Just make a better sequel and everyone will like it this time.

Glad they aren't course correcting. Celestials are cool. Give me more of that stuff in MCU.

What’s the difference between Eternals and Celestials? Because calling the sequel Celestials sounds like a good way to distance it from the first. Only now noticed they’re doing that with the miss marvel movie.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: HaughtyFrank on August 05, 2022, 05:54:57 PM
https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1555525002195238913
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: chronovore on August 05, 2022, 07:41:39 PM
http://twitter.com/myvillaneve/status/1555080127624712197
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: HaughtyFrank on August 20, 2022, 04:39:07 PM
Capeshit really has some problems with keeping powers consistent. She-hulk spoilers I guess

https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/wtdhs7/literally/
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Nintex on August 20, 2022, 05:21:17 PM
Soy Hulk :trumps
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Bebpo on August 20, 2022, 06:23:31 PM
lol, yeah Hulk seemed kind of tiny in that.

I always think of Hulk being like Marvel v Capcom take up half the screen height massive.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Polident Hive on August 20, 2022, 06:33:56 PM
Loved how Eric Bana’s Hulk kept getting bigger the angrier he got.

On the DC front, who sold The Rock so hard on Black Adam? He’s voicing Krypto, Superman’s dog, in that Superpets movie. He’s also voicing Black Adam and Black Adam’s dog. That in addition to the Black Adam movie he’s in, as Black Adam. I saw Black Adam is one of the first new characters in the WB Smash Bros. Crazy push.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: benjipwns on August 20, 2022, 06:44:01 PM
The Rock is a Black Adam fan, they originally offered him either Shazam or Black Adam like a decade ago and he stuck with it through everything because he really wanted to do it.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Potato on August 20, 2022, 08:47:05 PM
I always assumed Hulk got bigger and stronger the more angry he got. In my head, the balancing act he's doing now reduces his size/power.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on August 20, 2022, 09:32:14 PM
That was always how i remember him. 

And him fighting Galactus and shit
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on August 20, 2022, 09:33:53 PM
Capeshit really has some problems with keeping powers consistent. She-hulk spoilers I guess

https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/wtdhs7/literally/

To be fair he got caught of guard and was in the air.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Polident Hive on August 20, 2022, 09:43:41 PM
Comics are nothing if not inconsistent. That’s the whole story of world war hulk, I think. Planet hulk was him getting a family. They get killed by the illuminati? He gets uncontrollably angry and so strong only one guy can match him. Sometimes there’s no upper limit.

In other issues he’s probably been knocked out from slipping on a banana peel.

The Rock is a Black Adam fan, they originally offered him either Shazam or Black Adam like a decade ago and he stuck with it through everything because he really wanted to do it.

Yeah, but I’ve never met anybody crazy about the character away from Captain Marvel. Story about the new Blade movie, likely bullshit, is Ali getting approached about who’d he be interested in. He said Blade. At least there you had the Snipes movies and a couple other places. Maybe this is before my time stuff he read as a kid.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: benjipwns on August 20, 2022, 09:46:07 PM
Black Adam got a highly regarded run in JSA that led into the even more highly regarded 52 where Black Adam was more or less the central character.

The movie is taking elements from those storylines directly.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: HaughtyFrank on August 21, 2022, 02:32:23 PM
The Rock is a Black Adam fan, they originally offered him either Shazam or Black Adam like a decade ago and he stuck with it through everything because he really wanted to do it.

Either he or marketing team seem really obsessed with pointing out that he's stronger than Superman. I wonder if that's how he was sold on the movie

https://youtu.be/D8w7nfpswBA?t=107

"One of superman's weakness is magic and one of black adams super powers is magic, so you do the math"  :what

(https://i.ibb.co/sjtdBdT/0-F287722-F612-4-B41-9-DA8-F85-A5-A023109.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: benjipwns on August 21, 2022, 06:41:33 PM
I think he said in the past he hopes they can do a Black Adam vs. Superman movie.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: bork on August 21, 2022, 10:14:20 PM
Comics are nothing if not inconsistent. That’s the whole story of world war hulk, I think. Planet hulk was him getting a family. They get killed by the illuminati? He gets uncontrollably angry and so strong only one guy can match him. Sometimes there’s no upper limit.

In other issues he’s probably been knocked out from slipping on a banana peel.

Couldn't remember and looked it up- The Illuminati tricked Hulk into going into a rocket that was supposed to go to some peaceful, uninhabited planet, but something fucked up and he goes to a planet full of war and gladiators and stuff and Planet Hulk is Hulk The Barbarian. Then when Hulk smash and he beats the big-bad, he marries one of his allies.  She gets killed when the rocket that brought him there explodes, so he blames the Illuminati and goes to earth for the World War Hulk storyline.  But then during that story, it is revealed that people loyal to the bad guy from Planet Hulk rigged the rocket to explode and one of his allies saw this, but didn't do anything on purpose because he wanted more death and destruction.  I also had no idea that Hulk had two kids from this storyline.  I know Skaar, but who the hell is Hiro-Kala? :dizzy

...Comics.


Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Tasty on August 21, 2022, 10:26:13 PM
Edit- nvm
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on August 22, 2022, 06:05:03 AM
I think its pretty consistent with Hulks powerset that  :maf Hulk can stop an invading alien organic flying tank with one punch, while meditating anger suppressing nerd hulk can be taken by surprise and not hulk smash the car of someone he has a strong positive emotional connection to.

:idont


OT: of capeshit, they've dropped Moon Knight from the opening MARVEL title card for She Hulk  ???
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Potato on August 22, 2022, 07:23:27 AM
Three quarters of the audience dropped Moon Knight before the third episode...
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: HaughtyFrank on August 22, 2022, 11:50:14 AM
I think its pretty consistent with Hulks powerset that  :maf Hulk can stop an invading alien organic flying tank with one punch, while meditating anger suppressing nerd hulk can be taken by surprise and not hulk smash the car of someone he has a strong positive emotional connection to.

:idont


OT: of capeshit, they've dropped Moon Knight from the opening MARVEL title card for She Hulk  ???

Just a moment earlier he threw a boulder so fast it burned up in the atmosphere. I'd figure he should be able to just hold the car in place without hurting Jen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwWy6t_D60A

I think they just wanted the typical "person gets thrown off car stunt" and didn't care too much beyond that.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on August 22, 2022, 12:07:58 PM
BTW the boulder  would not burn up that  way going out.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Tasty on August 22, 2022, 12:30:32 PM
BTW the boulder  would not burn up that  way going out.

 :nerds
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on August 22, 2022, 02:22:33 PM
BTW the boulder  would not burn up that  way going out.

 :nerds

Maybe it's because it's a hulk throw and that makes it so fast that it just burns up!

#MCU
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: jorma on August 23, 2022, 02:02:09 AM
BTW the boulder  would not burn up that  way going out.

but what if it was really angry?
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: bork on August 23, 2022, 09:20:36 PM
https://youtu.be/Abw77DhBn2o
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: bork on August 25, 2022, 09:50:09 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/UpToTASK/status/1562704538527625218

 :pika
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Potato on August 25, 2022, 09:56:34 PM
I get the Wolverine reference.

Can one of you comic book nerds explain the giant statue?
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: BIONIC on August 25, 2022, 10:00:32 PM
I get the Wolverine reference.

Can one of you comic book nerds explain the giant statue?

It’s an Eternals reference.

Yes, I watched the Eternals  :goty
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Potato on August 26, 2022, 12:22:30 AM
I get the Wolverine reference.

Can one of you comic book nerds explain the giant statue?

It’s an Eternals reference.

Yes, I watched the Eternals  :goty
OK.

Yes, I too watched Eternals. Unfortunately (or not), I don't remember anything about Eternals.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on August 26, 2022, 04:15:03 AM
I get the Wolverine reference.

Can one of you comic book nerds explain the giant statue?

(https://frinkiac.com/video/S07E19/3EqY8PprsULN0H20YHq2s0iSn6g=.gif)
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Potato on August 26, 2022, 05:02:31 AM
That was actually my first thought
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on August 26, 2022, 05:08:29 AM
(https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Kamandi_001_7239.jpg)

dceu when?
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Polident Hive on August 26, 2022, 07:52:31 PM
https://twitter.com/sidneyIumet/status/1562974006856544256
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: benjipwns on September 27, 2022, 06:14:40 PM
https://twitter.com/VancityReynolds/status/1574865217141481477
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Bebpo on October 06, 2022, 03:50:24 AM
So about that MCU Daredevil...

he's goofy?


I only watched Netflix Daredevil S1 & 2 and read the good comic runs, but this really didn't feel like Daredevil to me. Hopefully the Born Again show is more in tone with the Netflix show.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Polident Hive on October 06, 2022, 08:40:21 AM
It varies. He’s had lighter runs and serious runs. Characters adapt when guesting in other comics. That announcement of Logan in Deadpool, yeah, he’s gonna be goofier than in X2 or Logan.

The Netflix series was based on and around Frank Miller’s stuff. With how they ran through most, and his series is 20 or something episodes, gotta draw elsewhere. Can’t imagine he’ll be this goofy in that show, but expecting it’ll be lighter than Netflix.

I’ll give it to them, Daredevil suckered me into watching an episode of she hulk. Doesn’t seem too bad. There was this forgotten DC show about ordinary office workers, set in the DC universe. A stock office comedy but the boss is reading a Lex Luthor book on business or they off hand mention seeing Superman. That’s what this brought to mind.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: benjipwns on October 11, 2022, 10:02:19 PM
https://twitter.com/DEADLINE/status/1579914856643235840

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https://twitter.com/literal_cringe/status/1579929754030903296
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https://twitter.com/literal_cringe/status/1579972663438544896
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Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Tasty on October 12, 2022, 02:38:03 AM
God I wish it were the year 2000.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: chronovore on October 12, 2022, 07:36:54 PM
Weren't you still a toddler at that time?
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on October 12, 2022, 07:46:24 PM
Weren't you still a toddler at that time?

:dead
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Tasty on October 14, 2022, 01:24:06 AM
Weren't you still a toddler at that time?

I was 9 and from my perspective things were much simpler. :)
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: chronovore on October 14, 2022, 01:45:34 AM
Weren't you still a toddler at that time?

I was 9 and from my perspective things were much simpler. :)

So, less realistic at 9 than now?

I miss my innocence as well. Even so, I recognize that I'm in a remarkably sheltered and blissful situation.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Tasty on October 14, 2022, 01:47:05 AM
I will say that as objectively as I can think about things, it does feel like 9/11 changed a lot. The young'uns today don't remember a "before" but I do, a little bit but it's something.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: chronovore on October 14, 2022, 03:14:55 AM
I will say that as objectively as I can think about things, it does feel like 9/11 changed a lot. The young'uns today don't remember a "before" but I do, a little bit but it's something.

Yeah, I can remember a whole lot of them before. 9/11 Changed the world for the worst, particularly in the USA, as it has remained an excuse for a number of extremely bad policy decisions, a trampling of every Americans civil rights, The militarization of police forces, and an accelerated jingoism that has allowed the conservatives to manipulate everyone’s fear into thinking that these were all good moves.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: benjipwns on October 14, 2022, 09:36:37 PM
The Rock has apparently been going around spoiling the mid-credits scene of Black Adam during the publicity tour. :lol

I'll be nice and not spoil it but it's pretty easy to find if you want to know, people had edited it all onto the Wikipedia page earlier for example.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Polident Hive on October 14, 2022, 10:34:20 PM
Tying 9/11 to capeshit, a lot of youngs see the US flags and NYC “you mess with one of us, you mess with all of us!” as corny relics in Raimi’s Spider-Man. But people ate that shit up. Weird times.

The Rock has apparently been going around spoiling the mid-credits scene of Black Adam during the publicity tour. :lol

I'll be nice and not spoil it but it's pretty easy to find if you want to know, people had edited it all onto the Wikipedia page earlier for example.

Black Adam credit spoiler

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Funny how it’s just the Super Pets scene in reverse.

Larger implication here is, there will be another movie where he’s the lead. At least how it’s always been explained, WB didn’t want a new movie, and he wasn’t inking a fresh contract just for cameos. Thinking they’ll do, or have done, scenes for The Flash. Makes sense to have him and her meet there, leading into a new movie. Why am I being so vague when it’s so obvious.
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Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: benjipwns on October 15, 2022, 12:02:17 AM
Apparently the recent reshoots for The Flash did involve that.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: chronovore on October 15, 2022, 01:01:50 AM
Decided to go and rewatch marvel movies during my chores. The first two Thor movies are overwrought, joyless, and lacking.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Potato on October 15, 2022, 06:28:41 AM
First one is passable, second truly deserves its reputation.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: bork on October 15, 2022, 09:22:09 AM
Only Thor Ragnarok is fun and rewatchable, imo.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: benjipwns on October 17, 2022, 01:01:09 AM
Saw this book in a new Humble Bundle and I wonder if there could be an author logo more effective at telling me to stay away:
(https://hb.imgix.net/230f733f9a6b2a3ba310957422bdb685f70dd759.png?auto=compress,format&dpr=2&fit=clip&h=218&w=150&s=6c1f13c7bc7c0167dd5ff1f844d26b23)

If you're somehow still skeptical, the blurbs:
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Welcome to the Golden Age of comic book movies and Comicstorians Benny Potter, Dan Rumbles and Jason Keen are here to help you understand why we these larger-than-life characters have captured the imagination of the world. When it comes to superheroes of the Silver Screen, nobody knows more than the masterminds behind the wildly popular Comicstorian YouTube channel. This definitive guide to comic book films divulges behind-the-scenes secrets and the hidden history behind these must-see movies including how, after very rocky beginnings, they shot to the top with DC and Marvel as two of the most important franchises in the industry. If you love The Hulk, The Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, Iron Man and are still laughing about Deadpool, look no further. With The Rise of Comic Book Movies, you’ll feel like you are on the film set, walking the halls of Valhalla and in your very own Fortress of Solitude with your favorite reads.
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About the Author
Benny Potter, a professional man-child, is the Comicstorian. With over 80 million views on YouTube, Potter (with the help of his team) has become the definitive source for all thing comic books online. As the executive producer for multiple YouTube channels, Potter has built up an audience with his unique brand of dramatic recaps on comic books, video games and movies. While managing multiple channels he also runs a YouTube mentorship program and has been producing content for other outlets. Potter spent 9 years in the military in multiple capacities and it was during this time that he developed his unique brand of teaching through entertainment. Whenever he has a moment to himself he likes to unwind by working on his personal comic series.

Dan Rumbles has been the editor for the Comicstorian YouTube channel since the beginning of 2015. Prior to this role, Rumbles was a coffee aficionado. He has made videos that have aired on countless channels across the internet including the DC YouTube channel. In his free time he enjoys reading comics, riding his motorcycle, playing video games, and being the super cool guy that he is.

Jason Keen is the world’s oldest teenager. He graduated from Colorado State University with a B.A. in History Education in 2004. Soon after he began to teach at the PIONEER School for Expeditionary Learning from 2004-2007, focusing on social studies. After leaving PIONEER he began working at Grand Slam Sports Cards and Comics in Loveland, Colorado with his older brother Kevin where to this day they continue to sells sports cards, comics, games, and toys. The self-proclaimed “analog” gamer, Keen is also an accomplished musician releasing his album Freedom Fries in 2004. He started writing and contributing for the YouTuber Comicstorian 2014. He lives in Ft. Collins, Colorado with his mother and brother and has no plans for growing up anytime soon.

Author of The Film Buff's Bucket List, Chris Stuckmann has over 70 million views and over 400,000 subscribers. Early on, Stuckmann was inspired by the great movie reviewer Roger Ebert, and has now gone on to be recognized as one of the top 3 movie reviewers on YouTube.
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Verified Purchase
While I enjoy Benny Potter's work on Youtube, his book was mediocre. The book is plagued with grammar mistakes, missing punctuation, spelling errors and typos. If repetition of sentences or statements in the book were removed, it would be cut down by an easy 20 pages. Excessive fluff in order to length a piece of writing detracts from the strengths of the book.

The book follows an opinionated recounting of movie history, which often fails to account for facts in some cases. This ultimately weakens the book as it often obscures and glances over key points in favour of biased opinions. No part of a book recounting history should have the author stating their opinion is correct and then fail to present points to attest to that claim. Many movie franchises were omitted or glanced over in order to focus on Batman and Superman at the beginning of the book. Marvel is barely given half the book to argue points and some franchises were cut out all together.

The book reads like a Youtube video script tossed into a 180 page format. If Mr. Potter chooses to release another book, he should seriously consider hiring an editor to revise the final script.

While some information was new and insightful, this book suffers on many fronts. If you're interested in comic book movies, it offers an enjoyable 2 hour read, if you don't then this is not the the book for you.
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Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Kurt Russell on October 18, 2022, 03:10:27 PM
Alan Moore claims superhero movies are a "precursor to fascism"

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In an interview with The Guardian, Moore said: “Hundreds of thousands of adults [are] lining up to see characters and situations that had been created to entertain the 12-year-old boys – and it was always boys – of 50 years ago. I didn’t really think that superheroes were adult fare.

Big Ooooof.  :yikes

https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/alan-moore-superhero-precursor-fascism/
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Polident Hive on October 24, 2022, 08:55:59 PM
https://twitter.com/hhgarcia41/status/1584601842494734337
(Ignore the corny message. It’s the closest to an official Twitter link I saw.)

Matter of convenience but I like the reuse of his Man of Steel suit. They’ll probably make a newer one if he sticks around. It’s from an era before these suits had a crotch fly.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: benjipwns on October 24, 2022, 09:04:44 PM
I think the one thing Whedon did better was have him change back to that suit for the final shot of Justice League. It's a much better way to signal "he's truly back" for a crescendo final shot of the movie. The Knightmare visions indicate he changes back by then anyway, so Snyder should have sucked it up and done it in his version too.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Polident Hive on October 24, 2022, 09:34:32 PM
Yeah. I expected it in that scene. Snyder shot it with the red and blue. But I get the intention was to deliver the original story as if it were 2017. But also the suits in Batman vs Superman and Justice League had prominent shiny muscles. Trying to evoke shading from the comics. Looks great when there’s care to manage the lighting and all. But when it’s flat, like Whedon’s scenes, or even the headless cameo in Shazam. Ends up having a painted on abs look.

Going way back to Spider-Man 3, they tried to do the black suit as it was in the comics. Same issue there. Think they went too far in some tests and said it looked like Spider-Man was going to an sm club.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: chronovore on October 25, 2022, 06:24:23 PM
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/dc-movies-james-gunn-peter-safran-to-lead-film-tv-division-1235248438/

Likely GOTG3 is the last Marvel property we’ll see from Gunn.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Polident Hive on October 25, 2022, 06:52:24 PM
All I hope is all that shit is kept separate from The Batman’s corner like Joker 2 with Gaga is.

Off that, I’m learning they’re doing an Arkham Asylum spin-off series? In my head I’m picturing Oz with Killer Croc yelling for tits.

https://variety.com/2022/tv/news/arkham-asylum-hbo-max-series-antonio-campos-showrunner-1235412760/

If you follow through what Matt Reeves was doing, Penguin is gonna be the mob crime show. GCPD was gonna be The Shield in Gotham. The Batman itself was a lot of Seven in Gotham. If it works, why not.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: benjipwns on October 26, 2022, 09:20:42 PM
All I hope is all that shit is kept separate from The Batman’s corner like Joker 2 with Gaga is.
I think it is but I think they might be leaving the door open to writing Reeves' stuff back into the DCEU down the road, at one point they were going to have Reeves' stuff set as the past for Batfleck which was far enough back he could do whatever he wanted anyway:
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according to sources, Joker filmmaker Todd Phillips’ work on the upcoming sequel, which goes into production later this year, will not fall under Gunn and Safran’s purview and instead will be overseen by De Luca and Abdy. Matt Reeves, who worked under Hamada, has a budding universe based on his The Batman movie. It is unclear under whose purview Reeves’ future projects would fall, but everything else moving forward would be under Gunn and Safran’s.

Interestingly, that article somewhat suggests that some of the recent decisions may have been at least discussed with Gunn and Safran:
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And according to sources, the initial overture to Safran and Gunn came from De Luca over the summer,

...

The hiring is effective Nov. 1, and comes as De Luca and Abdy have been making creative decisions and overseeing postproduction on everything from The Flash to Aquaman and The Lost Kingdom since taking over their posts in early July.
So Gunn's reply tweet a month or so back to that random guy that implied he knew unannounced things about the DC slate and that people should have faith may have been a slipup. :lol
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Polident Hive on October 31, 2022, 05:56:23 PM
Yeah. Whatever it’ll be known as, the Reeves universe has a lot of potential. Using it to prop of the DCEU/DCU feels like a short term boost before collapsing. Unfortunately that sounds like something WB would do. JL was already the boost it needed. Like Days of Future Past for the Fox X-men movies. What happens there, keep it separate from The Batman.

On that,

https://twitter.com/DEADLINE/status/1587119908105555968

Liked her in other stuff. She was nearly Huntress in the Birds of Prey movie. Funny how this is sounding like a similar character.

Also, Marvel talk,

https://twitter.com/DEADLINE/status/1587162171653308416

No idea who wonder man is but I like Yahya in everything I’ve seen him in.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: chronovore on October 31, 2022, 10:33:54 PM
Milotti is good; her Black Mirror episode was nuanced. She was hilarious in 30 Rock (infantilized blond) and Palm Springs, opposite Samberg.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on November 01, 2022, 01:16:30 PM
Milotti is good; her Black Mirror episode was nuanced. She was hilarious in 30 Rock (infantilized blond) and Palm Springs, opposite Samberg.

Yeah, she was the Mother in How I Met Your too - I guess shes happy with doing mostly stage work and the occasional TV show because she certainly seems like she could be 'bigger' than she is for awhile now.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Tasty on November 01, 2022, 11:29:06 PM
All I hope is all that shit is kept separate from The Batman’s corner like Joker 2 with Gaga is.
I think it is but I think they might be leaving the door open to writing Reeves' stuff back into the DCEU down the road, at one point they were going to have Reeves' stuff set as the past for Batfleck which was far enough back he could do whatever he wanted anyway:
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according to sources, Joker filmmaker Todd Phillips’ work on the upcoming sequel, which goes into production later this year, will not fall under Gunn and Safran’s purview and instead will be overseen by De Luca and Abdy. Matt Reeves, who worked under Hamada, has a budding universe based on his The Batman movie. It is unclear under whose purview Reeves’ future projects would fall, but everything else moving forward would be under Gunn and Safran’s.

Interestingly, that article somewhat suggests that some of the recent decisions may have been at least discussed with Gunn and Safran:
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And according to sources, the initial overture to Safran and Gunn came from De Luca over the summer,

...

The hiring is effective Nov. 1, and comes as De Luca and Abdy have been making creative decisions and overseeing postproduction on everything from The Flash to Aquaman and The Lost Kingdom since taking over their posts in early July.
So Gunn's reply tweet a month or so back to that random guy that implied he knew unannounced things about the DC slate and that people should have faith may have been a slipup. :lol

DC Films already getting fractured as fuck. Great sign.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on November 02, 2022, 04:47:13 AM
feige

hulk v wolverine

do it you coward
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: HaughtyFrank on November 09, 2022, 12:19:28 PM
First look at Iron Hearts armor is pretty  :crazy

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https://twitter.com/CultureCrave/status/1590071332066459648
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Maybe it looks less like a Transformers Power ranger in the actual movie?
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Uncle on November 09, 2022, 12:40:04 PM
looks like a ps2 game?
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Potato on November 19, 2022, 02:34:11 AM
Heading in to see Black Panther 2. Did I wait a sufficiently long time to avoid crowding out black excellence?

Edit: Was ok. Probably about 60 minutes too long. Why don't Disney hire some better editors?
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Potato on November 19, 2022, 06:32:56 AM
First look at Iron Hearts armor is pretty  :crazy

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https://twitter.com/CultureCrave/status/1590071332066459648
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Maybe it looks less like a Transformers Power ranger in the actual movie?
To answer your question, no it doesn't.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on November 20, 2022, 04:53:01 PM
Heading in to see Black Panther 2. Did I wait a sufficiently long time to avoid crowding out black excellence?

Edit: Was ok. Probably about 60 minutes too long. Why don't Disney hire some better editors?

Better ad returns.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: BIONIC on November 20, 2022, 05:41:12 PM
Saw this yesterday. Shit was just super dour. Letitia was unconvincing and uninteresting (also a TERF BITCH). Either of the other two leading ladies would’ve been a better choice for BP. I didn’t hate it, but I honestly liked Eternals better and I wouldn’t say that I’m a fan of that movie either lmao.

Capeshit movies shouldn’t be approaching three fucking hours unless they are actually y’know good and/or have something interesting to say (The Batman) or just have lots of plot lines to resolve (Endgame).
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Potato on November 20, 2022, 07:13:16 PM
Saw this yesterday. Shit was just super dour. Letitia was unconvincing and uninteresting (also a TERF BITCH). Either of the other two leading ladies would’ve been a better choice for BP. I didn’t hate it, but I honestly liked Eternals better and I wouldn’t say that I’m a fan of that movie either lmao.

Capeshit movies shouldn’t be approaching three fucking hours unless they are actually y’know good and/or have something interesting to say (The Batman) or just have lots of plot lines to resolve (Endgame).
Yeah, when you're making your woke agenda capeshit film, you gotta keep that hereditary monarchy thing going on.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 20, 2022, 07:49:28 PM
So you're saying that the film is bad because of its woke agenda but also criticizing it for not being woke enough because somehow it is hypocritical to not include anti-monarch wokeness?  I mean this makes complete sense since it is 1789, not 2022 and by including a power structure that is objectively bad they are actively promoting that structure and not just being comfortable with it because it's a fantasy show and everyone realizes that.

Like, look at these woke babies who can't handle anything that doesn't fit their little agenda but also look at them being hypocrites for not behaving like the babies I think they are about this thing I think they should behave like babies over because its the kind of thing they behave like babies over.  Right?
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Potato on November 20, 2022, 10:14:12 PM
No, I said the film was ok but too long. The woke shit I don't really care about but it is relevant to the choice of new BP and the existence of hereditary monarchy in Wakanda.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Polident Hive on November 20, 2022, 11:57:44 PM
Friend said it’s good but about 20% a commercial for other Marvel stuff, and retreading story from the first. But their hands were tied there. I liked the first movie. Appreciated it being its own deal. Unlike the last couple, I’ll watch it whenever it hits Disney plus.

Also watched about 10 minutes of a pirated Korean version of Black Adam while in line at a computer store. Every clip I’ve seen prior had The Rock and Hawkman fighting. But at least a ten minute interlude is the dynamic from Terminator 2. Kid is doing a bad Edward Furlong impression, somehow. And throwing up a diamond dallas page hand sign.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Tuckers Law on November 21, 2022, 01:01:45 AM
Their hands were not tied: they could’ve recast T’Challa after Boseman’s passing, just like is done with other beloved characters  whose previous actor is deceased.  Instead, Marvel did the actually-racist thing of treating this black character as “other” and different from others, and by proxy also insinuating that other black actors are incapable of portraying the talent shown by Chadwick Boseman.

It’s another example of big Hollywood tokenizing blackness and treating at as being outside of normal.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Potato on November 21, 2022, 03:04:34 AM
The mid-credits scene makes it abundantly clear that Shuri being BP is is only in the short term. If they make another, it won't be her in the mask outside of maybe the first 5 minutes.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on November 21, 2022, 10:36:11 AM
Why, is she gonna die too?
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Potato on November 21, 2022, 02:35:10 PM
Why, is she gonna die too?

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T'Challa's mystery son reveal
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Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Tasty on November 21, 2022, 03:38:30 PM
Why, is she gonna die too?

https://gizmodo.com/black-panther-2-end-credits-scene-marvel-spoilers-1849758729
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Tuckers Law on November 21, 2022, 03:52:32 PM
That sounds really stupid.  I guess it is capeshit though.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Polident Hive on November 21, 2022, 08:06:53 PM
Wait, that’s real?

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when I heard it, I thought it was a joke about Fast and Furious. Dom had a secret son he named Brian. After the fictional character whose actor passed away. That actually happens here, too?
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Hollywood is something else.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Potato on November 21, 2022, 10:33:41 PM
Wait, that’s real?

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when I heard it, I thought it was a joke about Fast and Furious. Dom had a secret son he named Brian. After the fictional character whose actor passed away. That actually happens here, too?
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Hollywood is something else.
Yes it's real

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His name is T'Challa too
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Despite what that shitrag Gizmodo says, it is in fact NOT the best post credits scene in Marvel history.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: bork on November 22, 2022, 07:37:55 AM
Just recast the character.  They did it with the Hulk and War Machine, so I don't get what the problem is with doing this.  Give the role to Michael B. Jordan with the explanation that this is another version of him from the multiverse or he was magically resurrected by the panther gods or whatever.

They're going to have to recast all these roles eventually, anyway.  Not all of these actors are going to want to stick around.

I agree on the Fast And Furious Brian role, too- recast him.  It's not disrespectful to Paul Walker.  Need a storyline explanation? He had to change his face to get away from the bad guys.

The mid-credits scene makes it abundantly clear that Shuri being BP is is only in the short term. If they make another, it won't be her in the mask outside of maybe the first 5 minutes.

Isn't the character you're referring to a little kid?  I'd say "how is he going to be Black Panther," but I guess they could just age him up to a teenager or do some quantum realm time travel shit or something.

Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Tuckers Law on November 22, 2022, 11:32:42 AM
Yeah but you see, if they had done that then they couldn’t exploit honor Chadwick’s real-life death within the movie for pity points from the audience.  Plus: it was her turn!  Too many men have dominated the hero roles in movies!
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Potato on January 01, 2023, 04:25:15 PM
When the next capeshit due to hit cinemas?
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: bork on January 01, 2023, 05:52:15 PM
When the next capeshit due to hit cinemas?

Ant-Mang featuring Bill Murray is out mid-February.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Potato on January 02, 2023, 10:55:24 PM
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-01-02/jeremy-renner-critical-table-condition-snow-ploughing-accident/101822542


Movie star Jeremy Renner, known for his role as Hawkeye in several Marvel blockbusters, has been seriously injured after an accident while ploughing snow, his representative says.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on January 03, 2023, 10:02:22 AM
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-01-02/jeremy-renner-critical-table-condition-snow-ploughing-accident/101822542


Movie star Jeremy Renner, known for his role as Hawkeye in several Marvel blockbusters, has been seriously injured after an accident while ploughing snow, his representative says.

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 :obama

worth it
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on January 03, 2023, 11:03:07 AM
she's an amputee?
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: chronovore on January 05, 2023, 12:43:16 AM
Finally getting back into THE BOYS, I am up to s2e7 finally. This is some amazing shit. Brutal to watch the public be yanked around so believably by the flimsiest of PR efforts when the dirt starts to slip out. It's always unsettling to see how fragile humans are whenever they're around superpowered individuals.

Anthony Starr is so convincing as Homelander, I forget about his range in Banshee, and how mellow and cool he is in the behind-the-scenes videos the production crew post.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on January 05, 2023, 04:58:36 AM
The Boys can be absolutely brutally scathing with its satire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxV9EUaIjAA
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Tasty on January 05, 2023, 04:39:58 PM
*music stops*

"This is important!"

*giant banner unfurls with just "PEACE" written*

:dead

business_cat_i_should_watch_the_boys.jpg
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Potato on January 05, 2023, 05:05:59 PM
That's not even satire. It's just straight up "fuck you".
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on January 05, 2023, 05:21:48 PM
thats lazy as fuck

it's a slight turn from that pepsi commerical those armenians got ripped apart for
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on January 31, 2023, 02:08:18 PM
https://variety.com/2023/film/news/dc-universe-superman-legacy-batman-green-lantern-supergirl-booster-gold-1235507426/

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Three months after James Gunn and Peter Safran officially started running the newly created DC Studios within Warner Bros. Discovery, the co-chiefs have announced the first 10 film and TV titles within the rebooted DC Universe.

On Monday, Gunn and Safran met with press on the Warner Bros. studio lot to present what they said was the first part of Chapter 1 of the DCU, which they are calling “Gods and Monsters.”

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Superman: Legacy - “It focuses on Superman balancing his Kryptonian heritage with his human upbringing,” Safran said. “He is the embodiment of truth, justice and the American way. He is kindness in a world that thinks of kindness as old-fashioned.”

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The Authority - “It isn’t just a story of heroes and villains, and not every movie and TV show is going to be about good guy versus bad guy,” Gunn said. “There are people that are very questionable, like the Authority, who basically believe that you can’t fix the world in an easy manner, and they take things into their own hands.”
Added Safran, “They’re kind of like Jack Nicholson in ‘A Few Good Men.’ They know that you want them on the wall, or at least they believe that.”

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The Brave and the Bold - The project is based on the run of Batman comics authored by Grant Morrison, who Gunn said was “exceptionally influential” on the DCU. This version of Robin is Damian Wayne; Gunn described him as “our favorite Robin,” “a little son of a bitch,” an “assassin” and a “murderer.”

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Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow - “We see the difference between Superman, who was sent to Earth and raised by loving parents from the time he’s an infant, versus Supergirl, who was raised on a rock chip off of Krypton, and watched everyone around her die and be killed in terrible ways for the first 14 years of her life.”

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Swamp Thing - “Swamp Thing” will “investigate the dark origins of Swamp Thing,” Safran said, through the prism of horror.

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Creature Commandos - This animated series for HBO Max is the very first project greenlit by Safran and Gunn, who has written every episode.
The Creature Commando characters were first launched in 1980. The premise features Frankenstein’s monster teaming up with a werewolf, a vampire and a gorgon to fight Nazis in World War II. It doesn’t appear that Gunn’s version takes quite the same approach — Weasel, one of the characters from Gunn’s 2021 film “The Suicide Squad,” is one of the Commandos

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Waller - With Gunn focused on “Superman: Legacy” for the foreseeable future, Season 2 of “Peacemaker” has been put on hold. Instead, “team ‘Peacemaker'” will appear alongside Davis as a “continuation” of that show, Gunn said — which (spoiler alert for Season 1 of “Peacemaker”)
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ended with Waller’s daughter Leota Adebayo (Danielle Brooks) outing Task Force X (a.k.a. the Suicide Squad) and Waller’s role running it to the world.
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Lanterns - Safran and Gunn seemed most excited for “Lanterns,” which Safran described as “a huge HBO-quality event” that is “very much in the vein of ‘True Detective.'”
The show will focus on two of the best known members of the Green Lantern corps.: Hal Jordan (the test pilot first played on screen by Ryan Reynolds in 2011’s “Green Lantern”) and John Stewart (an ex-marine and one of DC’s first Black superheroes), who investigate a mystery that Safran said “plays a really big role leading us into the main story that we’re telling across our film and television.”

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Paradise Lost - This “‘Game of Thrones’-ish story,” Safran said, is set on the island of Themyscira before the birth of Diana (a.k.a. Wonder Woman).
“It’s really about the political intrigue behind a society of all women,” Safran said.

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Booster Gold - Safran called Booster “a loser from the future who uses basic future technology to come back to today and pretend to be a superhero.”
In the 25th century, Mike is a disgraced former football star who uses a time machine on display in the Metropolis Space Museum.
Added Gunn, “Basically, ‘Booster Gold’ is imposter syndrome as a superhero.”

I really enjoyed Suicide Squad and Peacemaker :idont
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Tasty on January 31, 2023, 02:14:30 PM
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This version of Robin is Damian Wayne; Gunn described him as “our favorite Robin,”

(https://i.imgur.com/3A30xmL.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: benjipwns on January 31, 2023, 02:20:29 PM
Gotta admit, that's a great lineup but totally not what I would have expected WBD to sign off on at all. Great opportunity to just bin the DCEU with all its legacy issues and start from near scratch and it's great that WBD looks willing to do that. As much as I loved what Snyder setup, we obviously can never go back and a clear vision is much better than what WB was trying to do after canning Snyder but being completely afraid to let anyone get away from what was already in the works. Wonder Woman thing sounds like they might allow that one more that was already intended/planned with Gadot/Jenkins and effectively reboot after it. Sounds like Aquaman is a similar position depending on how the upcoming film does. They sorta talked around The Flash and Miller but I can't imagine they do anything but maybe just throw it out there to recoup some of the costs. (Oops, Barry's lost in the Speedverse, guess we need a couple years with Wally West in the lead until Barry comes back looking not like Ezra at all)

I have no faith that Hollywood will not botch The Authority though. :lol
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Tasty on January 31, 2023, 02:24:36 PM
Have I ever mentioned how much I hate the title "Gods and Monsters" for anything DC related?
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: benjipwns on January 31, 2023, 02:27:30 PM
Have I ever mentioned how much I hate the title "Gods and Monsters" for anything DC related?
I feel like there's a 75% chance they decided on this because they met a bunch of times in a room that had a poster for it on the wall.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Tuckers Law on January 31, 2023, 02:36:22 PM
I remain extremely skeptical, probably will stay that way until I hear positive word of mouth from people I trust on the finished products.  Their comparisons made are quite lofty, and in same cases seem odd (True Detective by way of Green Lantern?  What???), but I'll try not to hold that against them if they are legitimately trying for that level of quality.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Tuckers Law on January 31, 2023, 02:37:32 PM
Have I ever mentioned how much I hate the title "Gods and Monsters" for anything DC related?

Somewhere Brendan Fraser and Ian McKellen are now annoyed and not sure why.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: benjipwns on January 31, 2023, 02:41:50 PM
Their comparisons made are quite lofty, and in same cases seem odd (True Detective by way of Green Lantern?  What???)
This actually isn't that crazy, Green Lantern books in recent times have been really focused on the "space cop" aspect of it. I had my complaints about Far Sector but it massively leaned in that direction. But mainstream Hal Jordan stuff has also focused on his (and other members of the Corps) role as a "wild west" type "sheriff" in their sectors. Grant Morrison (who seems to be a big well that Gunn went to) focused his entire run on this idea. The proposed series sounds a lot like Far Sector mashed up with The Green Lantern with John Stewart added as the buddy second cop.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on January 31, 2023, 02:43:37 PM
I have no faith that Hollywood will not botch The Authority though. :lol

Whats so funny about truth justice and the american way would make a pretty good superman film for non comic bookers who think superman is inherently boring, especially if they use the actual authority instead of expies
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Tuckers Law on January 31, 2023, 02:45:22 PM
Generally doing Green Lanterns as "Space Cops" is a good idea, I guess I just associate as the primary focus of True Detective not only with the attention-to-minute-detail cop procedural aspect, but also equally on the psychological tolls taken in the job.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: benjipwns on January 31, 2023, 02:47:59 PM
Whats so funny about truth justice and the american way would make a pretty good superman film for non comic bookers who think superman is inherently boring, especially if they use the actual authority instead of expies
They did it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman_vs._The_Elite

I actually liked the Elite. Justice League: Elite was great. The Authority in the recent Superman and The Authority is less Authority and more the Elite.

Generally doing Green Lanterns as "Space Cops" is a good idea, I guess I just associate as the primary focus of True Detective not only with the attention-to-minute-detail cop procedural aspect, but also equally on the psychological tolls taken in the job.
That latter stuff has been in the Green Lantern runs! Think about having to establish "law" across an entire sector of space with who knows how many races with their own practices, etc. Green Lantern: Earth One also got into some of the aspects about the choices you have to make and how they can influence whole vast areas of space and beyond. The Guardians are mostly gone in recent stories so the Lanterns no longer "just follow orders" but have to make these decisions on their own and it weighs on them. There's been a number of resignations from the Corps related to this in them too. I can see the appeal of the idea and True Detective is an obvious reference to reach for.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Tasty on January 31, 2023, 02:57:34 PM
Faux outrage over Tim aside (let's be honest, he's always gonna be Draft Pick #4 when it comes to execs choosing Robins), having Robin on-screen and it not be a Chris O'Donnell outright joke is pretty exciting. Kick-Ass gave me a glimpse of what that could be like, and honestly, Damian's backstory justifies him crimefighting alongside his father better than the other three. I could see the "you have a secret assassion 9-year old, kthxbye" setup being accepted pretty well by mainstream audiences. The whole "ward" stuff with unrelated kids hasn't played well in a while and definitely wouldn't play well on today's Twitter.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Tasty on January 31, 2023, 02:58:52 PM
If Damian is the first Robin (and only) in this new DCU that's gonna be weeeeeeiiiiird but I'm probably here for it.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: benjipwns on January 31, 2023, 03:01:58 PM
I can see them saying there were past Robins but not outlining anything immediately about it other than that they existed so they can at least get to Nightwing down the line. People are going to accept it because they know "Robin" and the idea that Damian wants to take up that mantle at his fathers side isn't something you'd need to explain or show.

An overlooked aspect of Snyder is how the only person after Superman he gave an origin story to was Cyborg and it was incredibly brief. Since I hate origin stories of super popular characters I hope this at least sticks from now on and DC mostly avoids it. Normies don't need you to show the origins over and over again to them, tell them it's Batman and they're good to go.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Tuckers Law on January 31, 2023, 03:04:30 PM
You're really selling me on the newer Lantern stuff (last thing I read was The Omega Men trade, which was eh okay), but I don't really trust modern DC and Marvel comics to write good stories.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: benjipwns on January 31, 2023, 03:12:05 PM
You're really selling me on the newer Lantern stuff (last thing I read was The Omega Men trade, which was eh okay), but I don't really trust modern DC and Marvel comics to write good stories.
Grant Morrison's run has some dumb weird shit in it (it comes off as Morrison trying to deliberately write Morrison) but like the second issue or so has him doing an interrogation and talking about handling his case load while this certain case was pushed to the top of the stack. :lol
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Tasty on January 31, 2023, 03:14:44 PM
benji gonna need a reading list for catching up on DC from Dark Knights to Dark Crisis.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Tasty on January 31, 2023, 03:29:11 PM
Also why the fuck did everything get "Dark" for a few years

Snyders love them some darkness shit I guess...
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: benjipwns on January 31, 2023, 03:45:26 PM
Really the post-Rebirth era has been allowing all the books to go their own way more than DC has allowed in quite some time, stuff tying together has been done by the writers themselves not editorial mandates. METAL spread because the writers wanted to join it and then Snyder used the sequel to properly reboot the Multiverse since Convergence/Rebirth hadn't really sketched out what that was supposed to be looking like now that everything was canon. Dark Crisis is basically the "fallout" from that and is undoing the original Crisis, it's being used as the jumping off point to bring back stuff that was already on its way back but hadn't been greenlit like JSA which Doomsday Clock brought back but nobody did anything with until Dark Crisis being an EVENT allows for the killing of titles and starting new ones. The whole arc of Infinite Frontier and stuff was really just an extended story between METAL and Dark Crisis that was like "oh look these guys are back" and "look multiverse is back again" and so on, it was mostly all unused characters and multiverse versions so nothing would interfere with the ongoing stories in all the books.

Since Rebirth it's really been more about reading the titles you want to read, very few of them had much of anything to do with the big events that were coming along. Justice League has been about the one exception to this for obvious reasons. Others like what happened to Wonder Woman was because the event writers backwrote to what her series had been doing as unintentionally leading to her role in the event, her getting involved with Justice League Dark and magic and everything was a step towards her elevation to the Quintessence, it obviously wasn't intentionally planned that way but it allowed Snyder the hook for her use in Death Metal. This has been a bit different from how DC had been doing things for some time, especially during the New 52, when entire arcs for each book had to halt and write themselves towards the events. Bendis did some of his stuff like this but nobody else was bothering with the stuff he was doing, in the past all of this would have been reflected in every other book rather than just being a Bendis-crossover. Some of his stuff later got "upgraded" by other writers as "actually, this was part of this thing but nobody knew it" but it's not like you had to be reading Bendis' stuff like DC had done things in the past.

Justice League Odyssey was a rather short, mostly self-contained series I quite liked that did some commentary on the idea of canon as reality within the DC Universe. I'm actually quite behind on most everything I would have normally read because those events were so self-contained, those have been about the only real DC stuff I've been reading. If I wasn't intentionally reading Tom King I'd be as behind with Batman as I am Wonder Woman which I was intentionally keeping up on at first too because she was part of Justice League Dark now.

But still from what I know I'd say this has been the easiest DC has been just read the series you like for a long time (Rebirth was 2016!) and as the crossovers and events come along you can pop into those and back to the series. You're not wondering at all what the fuck else has been going in the universe when Nightwing shows up with an eye patch and a hook for a hand and Deathstroke is yelling at him for stealing his daughter or whatever. For the most part when they've gotten to those things people get temporarily reset to a typical version of themselves or one that lasts just for the crossover/event so that the book doesn't have to diverge its internal plots unless it wants to. Superman pops in a lot to this stuff as just like Superman whereas he might be off on Warworld for an entire year or his son is Superman or something and it's just ignored during the event rather than trying to explain why he's suddenly available.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Tasty on January 31, 2023, 04:09:12 PM
Rebirth was so good.

DCYou was good too but I guess it bombed hard.

Seems like my general understanding of recent and current DC history is about right.

Right now I'm only reading Tim Drake: Robin. :heart

BTW if I wanted to binge the Absolutes for Metal, Dark COIE, and Death Metal, is DC Universe the best way? :thinking And would that get me all caught up from Rebirth/Doomsday Clock?
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Polident Hive on January 31, 2023, 06:03:39 PM
Well, at least The Batman 2 is inoculated from the rest of this mess. That’s a silver lining.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on January 31, 2023, 06:05:01 PM
Also why the fuck did everything get "Dark" for a few years

Snyders love them some darkness shit I guess...

Bad studio lighting
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: benjipwns on February 02, 2023, 01:53:03 AM
Dark Crisis is basically the "fallout" from that and is undoing the original Crisis, it's being used as the jumping off point to bring back stuff that was already on its way back but hadn't been greenlit like JSA which Doomsday Clock brought back but nobody did anything with until Dark Crisis being an EVENT allows for the killing of titles and starting new ones. The whole arc of Infinite Frontier and stuff was really just an extended story between METAL and Dark Crisis that was like "oh look these guys are back" and "look multiverse is back again" and so on, it was mostly all unused characters and multiverse versions so nothing would interfere with the ongoing stories in all the books.
Completely forgot it was even happening until I saw the new issue this week but the Lazarus Planet crossover event thingy is doing the same exact thing, a whole bunch of characters just came back and there's a new Firestorm now and stuff. The LAZARUS in the title is related to Al Ghul's Lazarus Pits which is presumably why these characters are coming back but I don't know anything about the specifics involved.

Oh, and don't worry Tasty, one of the upcoming issues for that is titled "Lazarus Planet: Dark Fate" so they got it in there.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Tasty on February 02, 2023, 01:58:34 AM
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Oh, and don't worry Tasty, one of the upcoming issues for that is titled "Lazarus Planet: Dark Fate" so they got it in there.
:social2

That (sub)title totally worked out for the worst garbage-ass Terminator film ever conceived by fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellows.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: chronovore on February 08, 2023, 01:03:54 AM
Black Panther 2… yeah. Angela Bassett was great in it.

I watched this last night, and didn't much enjoy it.

Most of the actors-in-Wakanda shots felt like Star Wars Prequel composites, with sweeping camera motion and lighting that was just a little bit off.

Namor looked silly. Baron Zemo was a substantially more interesting villain than Namor. Val is a better villain in this film than the main villain. I mean, c'mon.

Dumb plot:
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Namor showed up INSIDE Wakanda and threatened the Queen, telling her to do as he says or he'll wage war on her next. Wakanda just fought off Thanos. They're a nation of ass kickers with resources and technology. Why the fuck can't they break this pigeon-ankled fuckwad's Na'vi-looking forces? They're formidable, but so are the Wakandans.

Namor gave the vibranium detector to the Queen as a show-off move. Why?

Namor demanded Wakanda retrieve Riri, gives them a deadline, then goes directly in to interfere with it. At this point, Okoye and Shuri could still be working on fulfilling the deal, but Namor sends in a team and nearly kills the royal princess. Why?

Val bugged the Wakandan beads. Somehow I get the impression that Wakandan technology is about as hackable as Stark stuff. This was just weird. "I bugged your house and car" would have been so much easier.

Wakanda has a big boat, they decide to take on the Mayans in their own element. Sound disruption works great, but they immediately give up on it. Is it a water only weapon? Seems like the Mayans are susceptable to people tapping on the aquarium's glass.

Big mountain king guy shows up to challenge for the throne. This is just unresolved? Is there a point?
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I know Wakanda is a separatist nation, but the moment the whole world is in the balance, it seems like an Avengers-level threat. I guess there aren't really any Avegengers to deal with it? But Riri is clearly being set up to be the next Iron Man, even if her costume and Okoye's Night Angel armor both look like Fortnite skins.

Stuff I liked:
Angela Basset is great.
Handling Chadwick's absence was touching, and the love for him can be felt throughout.
I would watch a Disney+ series of Okoye and Shuri traveling the land, solving problems.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on February 08, 2023, 09:14:54 AM
Killmonger was the best part of that movie.

Then again it's MBJ so what do you expect.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Bebpo on February 15, 2023, 02:40:42 AM
Wakanda Forever - Felt like a DC movie for a lot of it tbh. Like it was alright, but felt empty, emotionless and superficial, which is the opposite of what I would have expected from a BP send off film. Honestly I'm not sure if it was just the script or Coogler is stumbling on the directing. Danai Gurira stole the show as Okoye, Angela Basset was great, even Shuri, who I expected to dislike given her actress being an anti-vax, questionable takes person and character which barely was developed in BP1, was fine even if she's less charasmatic than Boseman was. Namor was good even if he's so different from the comic it didn't even feel like the same character. It looked nice.

But it was really long and had very few highs and so it felt dragging for most of the middle of it. Ironheart was completely out of place and felt like a Disney+ reject goofy one-liner character that had no business being in a serious Wakanda film. Namorita was nothing, as was anyone else on Namor's side. I think it had too many characters it was trying to juggle and a shorter film smaller film that was strictly about Shuri and Namor and juxtaposing them and a personal film like BP1's Killmonger faceoff probably would've worked better.

Also Winston Duke was totally wasted in this one.

Was fine, The film is weird in that even if they cut it down and edited it around I don't know if there's a truly great movie in there to salvage or the concept was just never going to work that well. Can't blame them since obviously Boseman's passing through a wrench in the whole thing, but as is, it sorta continues the MCU trend of everything being just "fine" and lacking any greatness or impact for a while. And now Ant-Man 3 reviews are bad and the MCU just seems stumbling around these days. Not sure why I would pay to see any of these in the theater vs catching them on Disney+ for a few bucks three months later.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Bebpo on February 15, 2023, 03:02:37 AM
Also, kind of feel like the only good characters to come out of MCU phase four are: Shang-Chi, Kate Bishop, Yelena, She-Hulk and Ms. Marvel (though in Ms. Marvel's case her show sucked and her powers suck [probably due to show budget] but her character's fun). Now give me a Shang-Chi x Kate Bishop team up movie or something.

I'll throw in Kang too, mostly because Majors did great work in Loki and it sounds like he does it again in Ant-Man.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: chronovore on February 16, 2023, 02:52:08 AM
Not sure why I would pay to see any of these in the theater vs catching them on Disney+ for a few bucks three months later.

Because they benefit from remarkable audio presentation and a fantastic screen. I wish I'd seen  Love and Thunder in a theater.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Bebpo on February 17, 2023, 03:55:34 PM
Reading the ant-man impressions, sounds like same issue that the last Thor had. Just like how Bale was a serious antagonist who was really good but constantly undermined by "it's a goofy silly comedy har har har", Majors' Kang is supposedly a great antagonists constantly undermined by the movie being a "goofy silly har har har comedy"

 :-\

Well, hopefully Majors' gets a good movie to shine in with Kang Dynasty.

Also maybe Marvel should look at their MCU and cut back a bit on the quips every.fucking.movie. Because some don't need constant quips every 2 minutes.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on February 19, 2023, 07:41:06 PM
Quantumania

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Paul cashing that delicious Disney money to the max.

First twenty minutes was like watching star wars.

Then the Kang bull stuff with Pfeiffer was a bit too on the nose for me.

MODOK CGI face when they introduced his was fucking hilariously bad. It's weird cause near the end of the movie it wasn't that bad.

Ants take 90 percent off Kangs life so Scott lang can have a fist fight with the konquerrer  ::)

Let's go home!

Literal reset to everything that happened in the movie

Good times
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Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on February 19, 2023, 08:49:29 PM
Oh and
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what the fuck at Kang needing other people to start his ship? I thought it was neural linked touchy think about it machine

Like oh yeah we need "suspense" so the germs and tiny gotg side characters can charge?

What is this black panther?
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Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Kurt Russell on February 20, 2023, 08:48:50 AM

Also maybe Marvel should look at their MCU and cut back a bit on the quips every.fucking.movie. Because some don't need constant quips every 2 minutes.

INT. MESSOFANEGO'S HOME - DAY

ANTMAN (40s) walks into the living room, where his father-in-law, MR. X (60s), is sitting on the couch.

ANTMAN:
(smiling) Hey Mr. X, how's it going?

MR. X:
(sternly) Cut the crap Antman, I need to talk to you.

ANTMAN:
(still smiling) Sure thing, what's up?

MR. X:
(angrily) I just got some news about you that's going to change everything.

ANTMAN:
(jokingly) Uh oh, is it that I'm secretly a super villain?

MR. X:
(serious) No, it's worse. You have AIDS.

Antman's smile disappears, replaced with a look of shock.

ANTMAN:
(breathing heavily) What? How?

MR. X:
(sighing) I don't know all the details, but it's true. And it's all because of that irresponsible son-in-law of mine.

ANTMAN:
(joking) Well, at least now I have a reason to wear red.

---

Thank you, ChatGPT.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 22, 2023, 07:10:42 PM
Dark Crisis is basically the "fallout" from that and is undoing the original Crisis, it's being used as the jumping off point to bring back stuff that was already on its way back but hadn't been greenlit like JSA which Doomsday Clock brought back but nobody did anything with until Dark Crisis being an EVENT allows for the killing of titles and starting new ones. The whole arc of Infinite Frontier and stuff was really just an extended story between METAL and Dark Crisis that was like "oh look these guys are back" and "look multiverse is back again" and so on, it was mostly all unused characters and multiverse versions so nothing would interfere with the ongoing stories in all the books.
Completely forgot it was even happening until I saw the new issue this week but the Lazarus Planet crossover event thingy is doing the same exact thing, a whole bunch of characters just came back and there's a new Firestorm now and stuff. The LAZARUS in the title is related to Al Ghul's Lazarus Pits which is presumably why these characters are coming back but I don't know anything about the specifics involved.

Oh, and don't worry Tasty, one of the upcoming issues for that is titled "Lazarus Planet: Dark Fate" so they got it in there.

The Flash trailer has got me in the mood to read some ridiculous crossover shit. I kinda tapped out after a year of The New 52, so what's the hot shit since then? Kinda want to read Dark Metal or Death Metal or Dark Metal Knight Rising or whatever the fuck all that was.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Polident Hive on February 22, 2023, 08:13:02 PM
Speaking of, The Flash show is ending. It’s season 9 or 10? Anyway, at a point CW had about seven DC shows airing. All ended or have been canceled. Inexplicably they’re starting up a Gotham Knights show on CW, somehow more broke ass than the game. Main character is Bruce’s son, Turner Hayes (nerds, help) and assorted kids of Batman villains. You know, Duela, daughter of Joker.

We need to return to normalcy. Being back The Cape and No Ordinary Family.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: bork on February 22, 2023, 09:51:44 PM
Speaking of, The Flash show is ending. It’s season 9 or 10? Anyway, at a point CW had about seven DC shows airing. All ended or have been canceled. Inexplicably they’re starting up a Gotham Knights show on CW, somehow more broke ass than the game. Main character is Bruce’s son, Turner Hayes (nerds, help) and assorted kids of Batman villains. You know, Duela, daughter of Joker.

We need to return to normalcy. Being back The Cape and No Ordinary Family.

I started losing interest in Arrowverse shows after Arrow ended.  Had enough of Flash with season 7 (or possibly early into season 8?).  It's kind of crazy how so many of the villains ended up being speedsters and in some cases the same speedster every time. :zzz

Arrow season one was the best of any of those, IMO, although Legends Of Tomorrow was pretty fun since after it stopped taking itself too seriously after a season or two.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCwvCaEcIzs

Return Of The Mack :lol
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: benjipwns on February 22, 2023, 10:17:08 PM
The Flash trailer has got me in the mood to read some ridiculous crossover shit. I kinda tapped out after a year of The New 52, so what's the hot shit since then? Kinda want to read Dark Metal or Death Metal or Dark Metal Knight Rising or whatever the fuck all that was.
Full title is Dark Nights: METAL and the sequel is Dark Nights: DEATH METAL. First one is really great, one of the best DC crossover events, the sequel is a little try hard with an expanded scope, METAL really benefits from everyone running wild with a pretty simple core idea. They are pretty decently self-contained in terms of whether or not you need to know anything that's happened elsewhere as setup, you'll mostly just miss out on previous setup stuff coming together and the characters coming back from the dead type of stuff. The post Death Metal Infinite Frontier/Flashpoint Beyond/etc. stuff that led into Dark Crisis picks up on a number of threads from The Multiversity. I haven't read Dark Crisis yet so I have no idea if it's nuts or not.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 23, 2023, 01:40:37 PM
Thanks, I'll check out Metal. Also, I was browsing eBay and randomly bought Forever Evil and Trinity War HCs for $10. No idea if those are any good or not.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: benjipwns on February 24, 2023, 12:31:03 AM
Forever Evil isn't bad. Trinity War is a pretty dumb setup for the various Justice Leagues to fight and none of it matters because it ends with the start of Forever Evil.

I misread your mention of New 52 and didn't think about stuff during it, probably The Multiversity, Futures End and Darkseid War were my favorite events during it. Oh, and Earth 2 was great but that's not really an event. (Justice League 3000 is somewhat similar and went some fun places before randomly ending.) Rotworld is alright, Swamp Thing and Animal Man crossover. The Omega Men was pretty cool but more of just a miniseries.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Nintex on February 24, 2023, 07:00:59 PM
https://twitter.com/hollywoodhandle/status/1628506218095321091 (https://twitter.com/hollywoodhandle/status/1628506218095321091)

big yikes oof
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Potato on February 24, 2023, 09:48:47 PM
First one was pretty dire
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 26, 2023, 01:07:23 AM
Forever Evil isn't bad. Trinity War is a pretty dumb setup for the various Justice Leagues to fight and none of it matters because it ends with the start of Forever Evil.

I misread your mention of New 52 and didn't think about stuff during it, probably The Multiversity, Futures End and Darkseid War were my favorite events during it. Oh, and Earth 2 was great but that's not really an event. (Justice League 3000 is somewhat similar and went some fun places before randomly ending.) Rotworld is alright, Swamp Thing and Animal Man crossover. The Omega Men was pretty cool but more of just a miniseries.

I’ve actually read Rot World, I think it was one of the last things I read when I was still keeping up with comics. Multiversity is one that was on my radar because I like Grant Morrison. What about Doomsday Clock, was that any good?
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: benjipwns on February 26, 2023, 01:22:45 AM
Doomsday Clock is pretty boring, especially if you want a "sequel to Watchmen" or whatever, barely anything happens for the first ten issues. I think Death Metal summarizes it in like a paragraph.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Potato on March 09, 2023, 03:52:19 PM
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/03/09/disney-ceo-bob-iger-newness-marvel-movies.html (https://www.cnbc.com/2023/03/09/disney-ceo-bob-iger-newness-marvel-movies.html)

Panic is starting to set in at Disney. Brace yourself for some bad decisions.

 :sicko
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: benjipwns on April 28, 2023, 12:26:51 AM
The trailers make it look like they actually somehow pulled this shit off:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r51cYVZWKdY

Might not even mind watching a coda to The Academy Award Winning Zack Snyder's Trilogy at this point knowing that they're completely scrapping the stupidity it was going to lead to originally. Also curious how they might have changed the leaked (years ago now) ending.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Potato on May 03, 2023, 06:34:59 PM
You know how Disney can guarantee that I won't see Guardians of the Galaxy 3 in the cinema?

By releasing Ant Man 3 on Disney+ two weeks after opening day.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Potato on May 10, 2023, 07:06:09 AM
https://twitter.com/joerussotweets/status/1654884621568573440
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: benjipwns on May 14, 2023, 05:26:42 PM
Going to shunt this into this thread:
That was maybe the most nerd infuriating part of that whole "was Thanos right?" horseshit wankery. Really, we need to have more contempt for "Marvel fans" and self-proclaimed nerds in general praising how they scraped out the entire thematic core of the Infinity Gauntlet (and Thanos personally) for objectively stupid Malthusianism and low level Star Trek tier time travel nonsense. One of the saving graces of Snyder getting fired was he wasn't able to use lame ass time travel in a story with reality shaping powers like he also planned.

Then all these dummies tried to talk us into their multiverse horseshit as the next great storytelling frontier and how much "fun" we're supposed to be having with a multiverse where everyone alive had a traumatic five year time separation and each new "adventure" is about escalating existential cosmic horrors none of the writers have solutions for. Something which everyone completely ignores until somebody steps slightly out of formula in a non-superficial way and our "fans" tut-tut them for making things "too bleak" and "losing the fun and heroics" as Gunn is currently getting.

And then there's the unrelenting inconsistent reality of these "shared universes" that exist only as the main characters (of the moment) move through them. And while I'm on it another thing is how... :rage

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:expert
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Unironically, reflecting on the last 80 of these movies in the past decade, come away thinking Zod in MoS is the best realized villain. How he’s by design, in text and in universe, one dimensional. How that single track purpose born from a eugenics forward culture feeds into every action he makes. How when he fails that purpose, he’s basically going for suicide by cop while causing as much despair to everyone else. Makes me wonder what Darkseid could’ve been. What I understand, the direction was inline with Grant Morrison’s take. With Darkseid being this manifestation of evil, a force of nature, one track in his own way. It’s an interesting contrast with the other villains, who have relatively relatable motivations, to see someone that’s unambiguously and unashamedly evil. Oh, you’re saying I should shove myself into the locker? Sure thing.
The villains in these movies have been trash, worse than anything done to any of the heroes in any of them. It's pretty much aside from minor exceptions been downhill since Jeff Bridges was yelling about Tony Stark's box of scraps in a cave.

For all the criticism of how Snyder didn't get this or that character, I think he was starting to "get" Darkseid as what he was truly looking for out of the DC superhero canon back to Watchmen. The fear Batman has of Superman in BvS, it's the fear Luthor has of Darkseid (though the movie gives the impression he's afraid of Superman the ending reveals he's not, he had multiple solutions for that problem which he hoped would take care of the larger one), it's the fear the Zod/Superman fight showcased for the in-world characters, it's in the tinged language throughout Justice League (though I think Snyder took the wrong track in stripping the gallows humor he shot from his own cut), it's even in the treatment of Dr. Manhattan and Ozymandias's slightly more complex dumber plan against him, etc. Everybody picked up on the Superman (and the rest of the Justice League) as a god trope Snyder ran with, but in Darkseid and "getting" the potential use of the character in the premise he had Snyder had found his real Bad God to sell that "actually, superheroes in the real world would totally fucking suck" aspect. Though I doubt he could have pulled it off (he botched nearly every similar scope theme in BvS, the high batting average of JL almost assuredly came from having four years to sit on it and ponder) the idea of not having Superman (or Diana, Arthur, J'onn, any Lanterns, etc. "No protectors here, no Lanterns, no Kryptonian" was such a brilliant canon-steeped single line to straight away convey the threat even if we want to give the credit to Terrio) when Darkseid comes for Anti-Life is a pretty compelling one for a Justice League capstone. Which is partly why The Flash going back in time to convince Batfleck to sacrifice himself instead of Lois is so fucking stupid as a solution. (It's arguably far worse as a character arc conclusion.) You don't strip the Justice League of their gods and ask how they defeat a god then turn to the one god they have left so he can ask their lone human to sacrifice himself to prevent the whole thing before it happens lmao

The problem for Warner Bros. definitely would have been how it's a terrible way to start a DC Universe film franchise, especially continuously invoking the fear of all your main characters unchecked powers just so they can fail when confronted with an ultimate absolute power that has no such morals. :lol

Ironically, we're basically getting a version of this in The Flash movie with Zod coming to a world with no heroes but Michael Keaton then "deus ex machina" rebooting into a new DC Universe. I always thought this was maybe the only real honest way you could do a reboot when you reached a point of no return and already knew you wanted to replace all the actors. It's a shame they didn't really know this when they were shooting so Zod could go ham in Metropolis again instead of a desert. Zaslav should have called back Snyder to say "here's some millions, storyboard something to let them know what you think about the criticism of Man of Steel's fight and we'll CGI it up" as Ezra, Keaton and Supergirl get shredded by Zod before Barry hits the reboot button.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on May 15, 2023, 05:01:53 AM
What I'm going to say here is somewhat primarily pre-Nu52, (because thats where DC bounced me out) but the actual comics universe where the general populace are fucking terrified of supes of all flavours and origins was Wildstorm, which just got folded into the general DCU and I don't know how to reconcile that with how the DC / Marvel split was usually portrayed (explicitly in JLA vs Avengers) was that the DCU was more 'mythic' and the general population were in awe and wonderment of their super heroes, versus the MU being both more toned down in power sets, and also people generally not exactly liking or trusting their heroes.

Which is pretty much flipped in the movie portrayals.

Like, take that character moment in Spiderman: Homecoming, where the shop keeper is like "Hey, you're that spider guy - do a flip!" *does flip* "Yaaaaaay!".
It's a cute beat, but... for a huge fucking chunk of Spiderman history, general attitudes are he's working outside the law and most people are all "Well, there's something about that guy..." and everytime there's an arguable call he gets his Daily Bugle front page for people to "I always knew that guy was off" about.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on May 15, 2023, 05:05:51 AM
when can we get another fun movie?
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on May 15, 2023, 05:17:37 AM
Blue Beetle looks pretty good...?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS3_72Gb-bI
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on May 15, 2023, 05:22:42 AM
Jorge Lopez

:sick

e: what happened to the sick emoji? bork streamlining while fine dining smh
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: benjipwns on May 15, 2023, 05:23:50 AM
Which is pretty much flipped in the movie portrayals.
It's amusing because the MCU is based so much on Ultimate Marvel where people don't care about mutants being killed randomly in front of them and often cheer it on like Joanne does, the first big "event" is the Hulk laying waste to NYC killing thousands and guys like Captain America are basically Superman level strong. :lol

Snyder's self-proclaimed "deconstruction" was hardly new, as you mentioned Wildstorm maybe got there first to do it as standard as it quickly got to "holy shit superheroes would be nuts" levels but Ultimate Marvel popularly picked up many of those strands with bigger brand names. New 52 had some of this in mind but it was tied to part of them trying to power everyone back down more than explore the idea, there were some similar things after the original Crisis. There's been some other stuff that's dabbled in these areas, all the stuff that's been adapted to TV like Powers, The Boys, Invincible, etc. touches on these things. Astro City has some of it. Supreme Power was about little else. Alan Moore did a bunch of it in his indie stuff and obviously may claim the modern mainstream "first!" with Watchmen.

The MCU is just weird about this and people almost never mention it. While the fans/media seem to get weirdly upset if someone does mention it.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on May 15, 2023, 05:27:33 AM
nerd alert
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on May 15, 2023, 05:42:50 AM
Snyder's self-proclaimed "deconstruction" was hardly new, as you mentioned Wildstorm maybe got there first to do it as standard as it quickly got to "holy shit superheroes would be nuts" levels but Ultimate Marvel popularly picked up many of those strands with bigger brand names. New 52 had some of this in mind but it was tied to part of them trying to power everyone back down more than explore the idea, there were some similar things after the original Crisis. There's been some other stuff that's dabbled in these areas, all the stuff that's been adapted to TV like Powers, The Boys, Invincible, etc. touches on these things. Astro City has some of it. Supreme Power was about little else. Alan Moore did a bunch of it in his indie stuff and obviously may claim the modern mainstream "first!" with Watchmen.

I think Snyders sensibilities are probably somewhat casual comics reader?
And by that, I mean for a long ass time your typical "entry point" TPB recommendations would 100% include Watchmen, Dark Knight Returns, and Kingdom Come, which absolutely do have that Snyderverse vibe - but they're mostly 'end point' after a bunch of continuity has passed.
It'd be like the MCU using Earth X, or any of the The End one shots as its template - it doesn't really make sense as a launchpad, its pretty much a post-mortem of after things went wrong far far in the future.

In terms of using bad guys, hollywood films in general are much more prone to go to execution of the antagonist as a finale, but comics have known thats a stupid fucking idea since Dick Tracey and its endless 'son of flattop who looks and acts identical to his dad' shenanigans to resurrect popular foils for the hero (and you see this a little in very early batman when they stupidly killed off the Joker and had to retcon that shit).

 :expert
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on May 15, 2023, 05:45:55 AM
dweeb alert
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Polident Hive on May 15, 2023, 06:30:20 AM
Snyder's self-proclaimed "deconstruction" was hardly new, as you mentioned Wildstorm maybe got there first to do it as standard as it quickly got to "holy shit superheroes would be nuts" levels but Ultimate Marvel popularly picked up many of those strands with bigger brand names. New 52 had some of this in mind but it was tied to part of them trying to power everyone back down more than explore the idea, there were some similar things after the original Crisis. There's been some other stuff that's dabbled in these areas, all the stuff that's been adapted to TV like Powers, The Boys, Invincible, etc. touches on these things. Astro City has some of it. Supreme Power was about little else. Alan Moore did a bunch of it in his indie stuff and obviously may claim the modern mainstream "first!" with Watchmen.

I think Snyders sensibilities are probably somewhat casual comics reader?
And by that, I mean for a long ass time your typical "entry point" TPB recommendations would 100% include Watchmen, Dark Knight Returns, and Kingdom Come, which absolutely do have that Snyderverse vibe - but they're mostly 'end point' after a bunch of continuity has passed.
It'd be like the MCU using Earth X, or any of the The End one shots as its template - it doesn't really make sense as a launchpad, its pretty much a post-mortem of after things went wrong far far in the future.

In terms of using bad guys, hollywood films in general are much more prone to go to execution of the antagonist as a finale, but comics have known thats a stupid fucking idea since Dick Tracey and its endless 'son of flattop who looks and acts identical to his dad' shenanigans to resurrect popular foils for the hero (and you see this a little in very early batman when they stupidly killed off the Joker and had to retcon that shit).

 :expert

iirc that was the intent. It had a finite ending in JL3. The model was akin to LotR, where everyone in their rightful place, the journey is over, etc. They even spoke of an epilogue set years later. If the MCU is settling into a long status quo, the concept was Superman et al leading the world into a progressive future. That whole “they’ll join you in the sun” thing.

Once that run was over, it’d all be open for a reboot. It’s kinda funny how, had Geoff Johns not been Geoff John, things would’ve been naturally resolved by now for the upcoming reboot.

I’d also say the idea of deconstruction wouldn’t have merit without reconstruction. And that was very much the ebb and flow of the movies. Challenging the idea of these characters to show who they are. It’s how you get the darkest Batman in BvS to the most optimistic in JL. I get why it’s not for everybody.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: benjipwns on May 15, 2023, 06:50:56 AM
I think one of the fundamental thematic complaints with Snyder is that whether he did it well or not, he wanted to ask what makes a hero and makes heroes come together other than they're just "good people" and that's what heroes do. A lot of people really hate this idea and it's quite ideological at a base level, tying back to that GOTG3 review that started this discussion it's the inverse of the "villainous progressive" that paranoid reviewer was complaining about. People don't want to think Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, etc. have to be convinced to become heroes and that's the central theme of BvS/JL and it starts in MoS. ZSJL has this underlying notion of a doomed effort, that Bruce has transplanted his death wish to combatting Steppenwolf and the others are going along with him out of being similarly lost and having nothing better either in terms of a meaning nor a plan to succeed. They bet everything on faith in Superman, something that the first two movies absolutely fail in justifying in them. Snyder never established that they should have this faith other than Superman stupidly and unnecessarily sacrificing himself in BvS. Probably worse, Superman never had this faith in himself until he came back from the dead. The fact that Snyder was going to do it again is probably good evidence that he wasn't the guy to pull off what is otherwise a decent idea.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: Polident Hive on May 15, 2023, 07:12:16 AM
I mean, this Superman is pretty hot. I’d have faith in him.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: benjipwns on May 15, 2023, 07:15:47 AM
They're taking our capital-G Gamer Superman from us. :usacry
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: james on November 19, 2023, 10:48:57 AM
The Marvels are the biggest failure of all time.

It's satisfying to see the mask is finally off and the truth is no one ever liked these garbage movies but people felt forced to go see them because they were "culturally relevant".

Now people can be loud and proud saying "no I didn't watch the marvel movie and I don't care"
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: team filler on November 19, 2023, 12:35:17 PM
meanwhile snyder cut still rules  :rejoice
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: bork on November 20, 2023, 03:59:12 PM
They needed this kind of kick in the ass.  Hopefully this leads Marvel to improve things.
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: team filler on November 22, 2023, 03:16:24 AM
marvels response is yassifying silver surfer in the next fantasic four movie  :lol
Title: Re: The Official Capeshit thread
Post by: chronovore on November 24, 2023, 06:21:21 PM
MARVELS was a heap of fun. Grounded, heartwarming, and energetic.
Guardians 3 was better than 2, touching, hilarious, exciting.

Quantumania and Wakanda Forever are the only theatrical loserfruit on the MCU tree. Even Captain Marvel beats those.