THE BORE
General => Dysfunctional Hall of Fame => Topic started by: TVC15 on February 28, 2007, 05:06:06 PM
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1. He wants to get AIDS so he can die like 2pac
2. He enjoys the taste of his own shit during the post-anal cocksuckings he is famous for
3. As a cheeseburger, he lures men back to his place, turns off the lights before stripping, and tells his man that he can only do anal because he is saving his pussy for marriage, thus the illusion of him being a woman is complete.
4. Needs to widen the crude pipeline so he can wedge a coke bottle up there.
5. The tension created by a cock in the butt is excellent for building up ass muscles, and a muscular ass is really more capable of interesting party tricks than one would think.
6. There's an itch on his prostate that his finger just can't reach.
7. Dongs are a better unclogger than Draino and Liquid Plumber combined.
8. He got a penny, and he really needs something big in there to try to nudge it out.
9. He's just trying to kick it with a dude, yo.
10. He's too tender a man for fisting.
11. Wants to infect the world with his anal warts, for revenge.
12. Heard that 2pac hid his last 18 albums in his anus, trying to retrieve them.
13. Himumu came over for a visit.
14. Roxy made him gay.
15. Likes gladiator movies.
16. Just likes 2 be pac-ed.
17. Natural attraction to doing things your mother told you to never do.
18. He is gay.
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And Tupac was totally bisexual, don'tcha know?
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I like the word dong, it's funny.
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:lol TVC is the funniest fucker ever
14. Roxy made him gay
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12. Heard that 2pac hid his last 18 albums in his anus, trying to retrieve them.
Best one! :lol