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Title: Come one, come all and view Phoenix Dark's preferred cut of UNFORGIVEN!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 11, 2007, 11:42:51 PM
(http://www.evilbore.com/images/unforgiven.jpg)
Title: Re: Come one, come all and view Phoenix Dark's preferred cut of UNFORGIVEN!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 11, 2007, 11:43:43 PM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Come one, come all and view Phoenix Dark's preferred cut of UNFORGIVEN!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 11, 2007, 11:43:46 PM
:lol "a ron howard film"
Title: Re: Come one, come all and view Phoenix Dark's preferred cut of UNFORGIVEN!
Post by: TVC15 on April 11, 2007, 11:46:10 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Come one, come all and view Phoenix Dark's preferred cut of UNFORGIVEN!
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 11, 2007, 11:46:21 PM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol

Oh Pee Dee, will you never learn ANYTHING?
Title: Re: Come one, come all and view Phoenix Dark's preferred cut of UNFORGIVEN!
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 11, 2007, 11:46:52 PM
 :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Come one, come all and view Phoenix Dark's preferred cut of UNFORGIVEN!
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 11, 2007, 11:48:19 PM
Classic.
Title: Re: Come one, come all and view Phoenix Dark's preferred cut of UNFORGIVEN!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 11, 2007, 11:49:55 PM
Anything would be better than Eastwood's trainwreck of a movie
Title: Re: Come one, come all and view Phoenix Dark's preferred cut of UNFORGIVEN!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 11, 2007, 11:52:14 PM
it's official: you can never discuss cinema again

you are, dare i say it

unforgiven
Title: Re: Come one, come all and view Phoenix Dark's preferred cut of UNFORGIVEN!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 11, 2007, 11:53:23 PM
It saddens me that you guys adore such mediocre film. Unforgiven is a bad movie, and one of the worst Westerns I've ever seen
Title: Re: Come one, come all and view Phoenix Dark's preferred cut of UNFORGIVEN!
Post by: TVC15 on April 11, 2007, 11:55:37 PM
It saddens me that you guys adore such mediocre film. Unforgiven is a bad movie, and one of the worst Westerns I've ever seen

Out of the 4 westerns you've seen, right?
Title: Re: Come one, come all and view Phoenix Dark's preferred cut of UNFORGIVEN!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 12, 2007, 12:04:22 AM
It saddens me that you guys adore such mediocre film. Unforgiven is a bad movie, and one of the worst Westerns I've ever seen

Out of the 4 westerns you've seen, right?

I've seen more than 5 :punch
Title: Re: Come one, come all and view Phoenix Dark's preferred cut of UNFORGIVEN!
Post by: Ichirou on April 12, 2007, 12:05:19 AM
Does that mean you've seen...6?

Please, PD, name the westerns you've seen.
Title: Re: Come one, come all and view Phoenix Dark's preferred cut of UNFORGIVEN!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 12, 2007, 12:06:35 AM
if you can't appreciate unforgiven for what it is -- a wonderful contradiction and deconstruction of the western genre with some brilliant acting turns and memorable dialogue -- i pity you

i still prefer the good the bad and the ugly, but i find so very little to reproach unforgiven for
Title: Re: Come one, come all and view Phoenix Dark's preferred cut of UNFORGIVEN!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 12, 2007, 12:08:43 AM
unforgiven is metorcer.  I liked the quick and the dead better!!! 

still Butch, no name, roaster, mclinktock (love this movie)  all way way way way better
 
Title: Re: Come one, come all and view Phoenix Dark's preferred cut of UNFORGIVEN!
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 12, 2007, 12:09:58 AM
unforgiven is metorcer.  I liked the quick and the dead better!!! 

still Butch, no name, roaster, mclinktock (love this movie)  all way way way way better
 

If you can't spell mediocre, you can't CALL things mediocre.
Title: Re: Come one, come all and view Phoenix Dark's preferred cut of UNFORGIVEN!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 12, 2007, 12:11:05 AM
unforgiven is metorcer.  I liked the quick and the dead better!!! 

still Butch, no name, roaster, mclinktock (love this movie)  all way way way way better
 

If you can't spell mediocre, you can't CALL things mediocre.

No its my own word.  It means slightly less than mediocre. 
Title: Re: Come one, come all and view Phoenix Dark's preferred cut of UNFORGIVEN!
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on April 12, 2007, 12:12:18 AM
I saw the proposition on my first date with my girlfriend.
Title: Re: Come one, come all and view Phoenix Dark's preferred cut of UNFORGIVEN!
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 12, 2007, 12:14:43 AM
I saw the proposition on my first date with my girlfriend.

That has NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING.
Title: Re: Come one, come all and view Phoenix Dark's preferred cut of UNFORGIVEN!
Post by: Ichirou on April 12, 2007, 12:16:11 AM
I saw the proposition on my first date with my girlfriend.

That has NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING.

IT MEANS FOC HAS A GIRLFRIEND.

HE TOOK HER VIRGINITY.
Title: Re: Come one, come all and view Phoenix Dark's preferred cut of UNFORGIVEN!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 12, 2007, 12:16:53 AM
Does that mean you've seen...6?

Please, PD, name the westerns you've seen.

I've seen more than this, but here's a quick list:

Once Upon a Time in the West
The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
Fist Full of Dollars
For a Few Dollars More
Fist Full of Dynamite
Unforgiven
The Cowboys
Rooster Cogburn
True Grit
Big Jake
The Sons of Katie Elder
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
Rio Lobo
High Noon
Shane
The Shootist
Gunfight at the O.K. Corral
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Stagecoach

I've seen many more than that, but I'd have to find a list or something to remember everything
Title: Re: Come one, come all and view Phoenix Dark's preferred cut of UNFORGIVEN!
Post by: Ichirou on April 12, 2007, 12:20:46 AM
Okay, dude, and did you understand that many of those movies dealt with issues bigger than some guy coming into a frontier town and kicking ass and shooting people?  That there were bigger themes at hand?  The problem with your Unforgiven review is that it's nothing more than a surface reading of the film (and not a particularly good one at that).  The movie dealt with a number of issues endemic to the Western genre and American history, and you didn't grasp ANY of them.
Title: Re: Come one, come all and view Phoenix Dark's preferred cut of UNFORGIVEN!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 12, 2007, 12:23:09 AM
Okay, dude, and did you understand that many of those movies dealt with issues bigger than some guy coming into a frontier town and kicking ass and shooting people?  That there were bigger themes at hand?  The problem with your Unforgiven review is that it's nothing more than a surface reading of the film (and not a particularly good one at that).  The movie dealt with a number of issues endemic to the Western genre and American history, and you didn't grasp ANY of them.

It's not that I didn't grasp them - it's that none of them impressed me. I know Westerns are more than shoot em up films. That list includes a few such as The Cowboys which are quite different than what you might consider the "stereotypical" Western.

Title: Re: Come one, come all and view Phoenix Dark's preferred cut of UNFORGIVEN!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 12, 2007, 12:23:28 AM
No, perhaps YOU don't understand, Ichirou!  Clint Eastwood's acting was HORRIBLE, it would've been better had his character been played by TOM CRUISE who can handle the SUBTLE NUANCES of emotional acting.  There was no BACKSTORY, and it was a MEAN film.  It had no HERO or COMIC RELIEF, like say, a WILL SMITH.  That would've made Unforgiven better.
Title: Re: Come one, come all and view Phoenix Dark's preferred cut of UNFORGIVEN!
Post by: Ichirou on April 12, 2007, 12:32:24 AM
No, perhaps YOU don't understand, Ichirou!  Clint Eastwood's acting was HORRIBLE, it would've been better had his character been played by TOM CRUISE who can handle the SUBTLE NUANCES of emotional acting.  There was no BACKSTORY, and it was a MEAN film.  It had no HERO or COMIC RELIEF, like say, a WILL SMITH.  That would've made Unforgiven better.

Your logic has utterly destroyed me.  I'll try to redeem myself by watching Wild Wild West at least three times this weekend. :(
Title: Re: Come one, come all and view Phoenix Dark's preferred cut of UNFORGIVEN!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 12, 2007, 12:34:15 AM
No, perhaps YOU don't understand, Ichirou!  Clint Eastwood's acting was HORRIBLE, it would've been better had his character been played by TOM CRUISE who can handle the SUBTLE NUANCES of emotional acting.  There was no BACKSTORY, and it was a MEAN film.  It had no HERO or COMIC RELIEF, like say, a WILL SMITH.  That would've made Unforgiven better.

Your logic has utterly destroyed me.  I'll try to redeem myself by watching Wild Wild West at least three times this weekend. :(

I would pay for a live play of wilco and ichi mocking pd in that exact tone. 
Title: Re: Come one, come all and view Phoenix Dark's preferred cut of UNFORGIVEN!
Post by: bagofeyes on April 12, 2007, 12:38:06 AM
it's official: you can never discuss cinema again

you are, dare i say it

unforgiven

 :lol
Title: Re: Come one, come all and view Phoenix Dark's preferred cut of UNFORGIVEN!
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 12, 2007, 01:21:32 AM
PD has it comin'. We all have it comin'.