Michael Bay needs better film editors

[Bloodwake]

That way my eyes don't fucking hurt every time I watch one of his films and I can actually comprehend half of the action going on instead of calling the hospital because of all the epileptic seizures going on around me.

Jesus Christ Transformers was a mess that last thirty minutes.

[Ichirou]

Willco says they didn't use the AUTOBOTS ARE WATCHING OVER YOUUUU song in the movie.  It would have played perfectly in the background during the last epic battle, I bet.  Just speculating, the movie doesn't come out here until next month.

[The Fake Shemp]

You would love that, wouldn't you, Ichirou?

There seem to be a specific demographic that cannot watch or digest Bay-style action.  If anything, I find his use of slow motion to be borderline abusive, but considering he used in a shot as GIANT FUCKING ROBOTS shot at each other over some chick with huge knockers - I let it slide.  Especially in comparison to that Greengrass/Scott/Nolan/Jackson style of "shakey cam", this was a huge sigh of relief.

I can understand your issue, though.  He throws a lot of different shots and styles at you all at once; it's a very intense way of shooting action.  And I can see how some folks cannot deal with it.

[Bloodwake]

Willco says they didn't use the AUTOBOTS ARE WATCHING OVER YOUUUU song in the movie.  It would have played perfectly in the background during the last epic battle, I bet.  Just speculating, the movie doesn't come out here until next month.

Nope, that song isn't in it, but the other Linkin Park song (their current single) is.

[Ichirou]

You would love that, wouldn't you, Ichirou?

Actually, I would prefer if they used the hard rock version from the '80s animated movie, but I'll take what I can get.