Author Topic: Gross Confessions and Backdoor Blues (Read 14541 times)

Cyanista · « **Reply #120 on:** July 26, 2007, 02:34:46 PM »

I have no idea who Shane Diesel is, but any sensible adult realizes the cons of anal sex overwhelmingly outweigh the pros.

Bam! Declarative statement.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #121 on:** July 26, 2007, 02:36:41 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on July 26, 2007, 02:34:46 PM

I have no idea who Shane Diesel is, but any sensible adult realizes the cons of anal sex overwhelmingly outweigh the pros.

What about Distantmantra's wife? Sorry to keep using her as an example, Distrantmantra.

Is she misled? Does she not really enjoy it?

Cyanista · « **Reply #122 on:** July 26, 2007, 02:39:05 PM »

Maybe she's not sensible? It was a fucking joke, don't make me call up my old CX debate partner.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #123 on:** July 26, 2007, 02:39:50 PM »

I'm just glad you didn't throw "IGNORE ME!" somewhere in there.

Quote from: Cyanista on July 26, 2007, 02:39:05 PM

Maybe she's not sensible?

Poor Mrs. Distantmantra. Don't ever let these two meet.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #124 on:** July 26, 2007, 02:44:23 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 26, 2007, 02:39:50 PM

I'm just glad you didn't throw "IGNORE ME!" somewhere in there.

Quote from: Cyanista on July 26, 2007, 02:39:05 PM
Maybe she's not sensible?

Poor Mrs. Distantmantra. Don't ever let these two meet.

Mrs. Distantmantra: Hi I'm Distantmantra's wife.

Cyanista: BIIIIIITCH why you lettin that walking penis violate your cornhole?

Mupepe · « **Reply #125 on:** July 26, 2007, 02:46:04 PM »

what the fuck has this turned into? seriously.

i like fucking a girl in the ass. i don't care why i like it.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #126 on:** July 26, 2007, 02:53:44 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on July 26, 2007, 02:46:04 PM

what the fuck has this turned into? seriously.

it's one of those rare threads on EB where Prof. Prole exerts his superiority over us filthy plebes.

Quote from: Mupepe on July 26, 2007, 02:46:04 PM

i like fucking a girl in the ass. i don't care why i like it.

But do you care if they like it?

Mupepe · « **Reply #127 on:** July 26, 2007, 02:54:52 PM »

if she didn't like it, she wouldn't be letting me do it. I don't give a shit why she likes it either.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #128 on:** July 26, 2007, 02:56:10 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on July 26, 2007, 02:54:52 PM

if she didn't like it, she wouldn't be letting me do it.

not according to the experts in this thread!

Quote from: Mupepe on July 26, 2007, 02:54:52 PM

I don't give a shit why she likes it either.

WORD SON

Mupepe · « **Reply #129 on:** July 26, 2007, 03:04:05 PM »

I don't get why you have to overanalyze this type of stuff. If I know why I like to pull a girls hair and spank/be spanked, is it going to make it feel better? If it doesn't, why does it matter?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #130 on:** July 26, 2007, 03:06:36 PM »

WORD SON! I AIN'T MAD AT CHA

Cyanista · « **Reply #131 on:** July 26, 2007, 03:08:24 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on July 26, 2007, 02:44:23 PM

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 26, 2007, 02:39:50 PM
I'm just glad you didn't throw "IGNORE ME!" somewhere in there.

Quote from: Cyanista on July 26, 2007, 02:39:05 PM
Maybe she's not sensible?

Poor Mrs. Distantmantra. Don't ever let these two meet.

Mrs. Distantmantra: Hi I'm Distantmantra's wife.

Cyanista: BIIIIIITCH why you lettin that walking penis violate your cornhole?

Awesome. Corny has started me an e-beef with some uninvolved third party.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #132 on:** July 26, 2007, 03:10:24 PM »

Yeti · « **Reply #133 on:** July 26, 2007, 04:26:23 PM »

What if the phallus was in the other butt? How many of you who like anal sex would let a woman put on a strap on and have anal with you?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #134 on:** July 26, 2007, 04:28:59 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on July 26, 2007, 03:08:24 PM

Awesome. Corny has started me an e-beef with some uninvolved third party.

It's what's for dinner!

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that post was a joke btw

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Tauntaun · « **Reply #135 on:** July 26, 2007, 04:30:09 PM »

Quote from: Yeti on July 26, 2007, 04:26:23 PM

What if the phallus was in the other butt? How many of you who like anal sex would let a woman put on a strap on and have anal with you?

there's a word for that, but here's 1,000

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #136 on:** July 26, 2007, 04:31:14 PM »

Quote from: Yeti on July 26, 2007, 04:26:23 PM

What if the phallus was in the other butt? How many of you who like anal sex would let a woman put on a strap on and have anal with you?

This reminds me of an episode of Weeds...

...but to answer your question, what's fair is fair I suppose.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #137 on:** July 26, 2007, 05:20:18 PM »

I think in Yeti's case, the male/female dominance/submission thing would be more likely.

Mupepe · « **Reply #138 on:** July 26, 2007, 05:32:23 PM »

Quote from: Yeti on July 26, 2007, 04:26:23 PM

What if the phallus was in the other butt? How many of you who like anal sex would let a woman put on a strap on and have anal with you?

This is dumb. She could just as easily say no as I can.

BTW, I tried a finger in my butt once. Not for me.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #139 on:** July 26, 2007, 05:57:15 PM »

did not need to know!

Yeti · « **Reply #140 on:** July 26, 2007, 06:06:34 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on July 26, 2007, 05:32:23 PM

Quote from: Yeti on July 26, 2007, 04:26:23 PM
What if the phallus was in the other butt? How many of you who like anal sex would let a woman put on a strap on and have anal with you?
This is dumb. She could just as easily say no as I can.

BTW, I tried a finger in my butt once. Not for me.

How is that dumb? What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

Mupepe · « **Reply #141 on:** July 26, 2007, 06:22:14 PM »

Quote from: Yeti on July 26, 2007, 06:06:34 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on July 26, 2007, 05:32:23 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 26, 2007, 04:26:23 PM
What if the phallus was in the other butt? How many of you who like anal sex would let a woman put on a strap on and have anal with you?
This is dumb. She could just as easily say no as I can.

BTW, I tried a finger in my butt once. Not for me.

How is that dumb? What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

You ever tried anything in your butt?