Author Topic: evilbore voting channel: best cannibal corpse song to jerk to (Read 1457 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** July 27, 2007, 09:50:30 PM »

note: cc's album covers are very nsfw so do NOT NOT NEVER EVER google them at work plz

:'(

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1 on:** July 27, 2007, 09:53:36 PM »

lennonfag

POST-MORTAL EJACULATION

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #2 on:** July 27, 2007, 09:55:27 PM »

rather listen to Lamb of God

Cyanista · « **Reply #3 on:** July 27, 2007, 09:58:10 PM »

My first job was at a BBQ joint and the guy that worked in the pit listened to Cannibal Corpse. I made him my SPECIAL PROJECT. I forced him (quiet, fan of murder rock or whatever, probably destined to become a serial killer) to talk to me. Every day. I forced him to like me! I forced him to be my friend! And then i began mocking him mercilessly for listening to cannibal corpse.

It worked. He stopped. He even talked to girls and GOT LAID. He had me to thank.

I love you, too, Robert.

I AM A FORCE FOR GOOD IN THE WORLD

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #4 on:** July 27, 2007, 09:59:17 PM »

So you were actually nice and compassionate to someone?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #5 on:** July 27, 2007, 09:59:21 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on July 27, 2007, 09:58:10 PM

It worked. He stopped. He even talked to girls and GOT LAID. He had me to thank.

You slept with him just to prove a point? That's dedication.

Cyanista · « **Reply #6 on:** July 27, 2007, 10:00:53 PM »

When did I say I laid him? Get real. I just helped him become a little more socially acceptable.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #7 on:** July 27, 2007, 10:01:18 PM »

he's probably gonna add you to his womanskin collection someday, cyanista.

there were a couple kids in the grade above me in high school that cranked cannibal corpse in the parking lot during shop. they were as you expected: morphologically extreme collections of pimples and greasy hair. that said, i appreciate the effect the songs had on the teaching staff and the uptight christian kids, even if it was unintelligible 90% of the time.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #8 on:** July 27, 2007, 10:02:06 PM »

i didn't know about Cannibal Corpse until I got shipped off to military school with the crazy fucking punks, animal mutilators and miscreants

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #9 on:** July 27, 2007, 10:02:22 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on July 27, 2007, 09:58:10 PM

It worked. He stopped. He even talked to girls and GOT LAID. He had me to thank.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #10 on:** July 27, 2007, 10:02:43 PM »

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #11 on:** July 27, 2007, 10:03:04 PM »

Yeah, twisting words in peoples' mouths works well - just ask redwood.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #12 on:** July 27, 2007, 10:04:07 PM »

i'm actually a BIT shocked there's such a significant market for it. i mean, i like the sound of grind metal, but i also don't REALLY need to hear someone growl about murder and mutilation over the top of it. but hey! some folks like to lick buttholes, too! PEOPLE

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #13 on:** July 27, 2007, 10:07:27 PM »

licking buttholes is a far cry from fucking them, Professor! gosh

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** July 27, 2007, 10:12:16 PM »

ew, someone likes the beatles

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #15 on:** July 27, 2007, 10:15:02 PM »

someone likes the missionary position!

by the way, "Revolver" is a great album, fuck what you think

Robo · « **Reply #16 on:** July 27, 2007, 11:24:19 PM »

I'll admit it, I'm the lennonfag.

Cannibal Corpse never did it for me and they're certainly no GWAR. If this thread was about the best Cannibal Corpse album cover to jerk to, you'd have a different story.

By the way, it's Butchered At Birth.

etiolate · « **Reply #17 on:** July 27, 2007, 11:37:41 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on July 27, 2007, 09:58:10 PM

My first job was at a BBQ joint and the guy that worked in the pit listened to Cannibal Corpse. I made him my SPECIAL PROJECT. I forced him (quiet, fan of murder rock or whatever, probably destined to become a serial killer) to talk to me. Every day. I forced him to like me! I forced him to be my friend! And then i began mocking him mercilessly for listening to cannibal corpse.

It worked. He stopped. He even talked to girls and GOT LAID. He had me to thank.

I love you, too, Robert.

I AM A FORCE FOR GOOD IN THE WORLD

Did you fuck him?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #18 on:** July 27, 2007, 11:45:42 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 27, 2007, 10:04:07 PM

i'm actually a BIT shocked there's such a significant market for it. i mean, i like the sound of grind metal, but i also don't REALLY need to hear someone growl about murder and mutilation over the top of it. but hey! some folks like to lick buttholes, too! PEOPLE

I really enjoy the music but those terrible grunts/growls of CC are soooooo lame, that's why you should listen to Death/Decapitated/Necrophagist.

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Cyanista · « **Reply #19 on:** July 27, 2007, 11:46:59 PM »

I already ANSWERED that. No, of course not. He was an antisocial boy who listened to cannibal corpse.

etiolate · « **Reply #20 on:** July 27, 2007, 11:48:51 PM »

Now some poor girl is getting mutilation-date-rape because you introduced him to social interaction.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #21 on:** July 27, 2007, 11:52:09 PM »

SPIRIT CRUUSHHHEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!!

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your suppurating cockmeat is about to be devoured by a zombie bitch's tooth-filled slit. what's yer last jerkin' tune?

Author Topic: evilbore voting channel: best cannibal corpse song to jerk to (Read 1457 times)