Author Topic: I think I should go celibate. (Read 1864 times)

The you too want to save some time by not masturbating anymore?

If we can get malek into it I think we could form a support group; the celibates. This will naturally turn into a band not a support group because who names their support group like they would name a band? we would sing songs about our beards and glasses and sexual contentment. Eventually we would get famous and of course with that comes the groupies; and they will suck the creative juices from us; it will destroy the band but we will all be happy.

Is it a plan?

TVC15 · « **Reply #6 on:** August 01, 2007, 11:17:54 PM »

I bet the dude Junpei sucked off was very George R. R. Martin-esque, too.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #7 on:** August 01, 2007, 11:25:20 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 01, 2007, 11:11:56 PM

What the hell are you laughing at Junpei? Oh wait that's right, you aren't a virgin. You lost yours. The wrong way

Quote from: TVC 15 on August 01, 2007, 11:17:54 PM

I bet the dude Junpei sucked off was very George R. R. Martin-esque, too.

:'(

TVC15 · « **Reply #8 on:** August 01, 2007, 11:26:14 PM »

"Ohhhhh, Junpei, suck the filling from my pastry! I wish to feel my seed quicken in your stomach! And pull down those sweat pants so I can see your little pink anusworm!"

demi · « **Reply #9 on:** August 01, 2007, 11:27:11 PM »

uh you're dumb. masturbation rocks. celibacy is for the ultimate faggos

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #10 on:** August 01, 2007, 11:27:38 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on August 01, 2007, 11:26:14 PM

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"Ohhhhh, Junpei, suck the filling from my pastry! I wish to feel my seed quicken in your stomach! And pull down those sweat pants so I can see your little pink anusworm!"

I'm a banning erotica from my thread. I'm trying to go celibate here, don't feed my temptations!

TVC15 · « **Reply #11 on:** August 01, 2007, 11:32:19 PM »

How are you "going celibate?" Don't you have to be not celibate in order to go celibate?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** August 01, 2007, 11:34:57 PM »

Tell us a tale of your last sexual conquest Master TVC

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13 on:** August 01, 2007, 11:36:50 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on August 01, 2007, 11:32:19 PM

How are you "going celibate?" Don't you have to be not celibate in order to go celibate?

I don't know but I think there are more important questions to be answered like, if I go celibate and have a wet dream does that mean I lost my celibacy? also do women find celibacy sexy?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14 on:** August 01, 2007, 11:52:06 PM »

After heavy research I have come up with these amazing books

Sensual Celibacy: The Sexy Woman's Guide to Using Abstinence for Recharging Your Spirit, Discovering Your Passions, Achieving Greater Intimacy in Your Next Relationship
http://www.amazon.com/Sensual-Celibacy-Abstinence-Discovering-Relationship/dp/0684833514/ref=pd_bbs_sr_5/102-2632751-2865739?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1186024348&sr=8-5

I was just thinking the other day that my spirit needed a recharge, maybe this is a good way to plug in?

And You Are Christ's: The Charism of Virginity and the Celibate Life

http://www.amazon.com/You-Are-Christs-Virginity-Celibate/dp/0898701619/ref=pd_bbs_7/102-2632751-2865739?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1186024348&sr=8-7

Christ's what? Maybe it will tell me if I buy the book.

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #15 on:** August 02, 2007, 12:18:59 AM »

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And You Are Christ's: The Charism of Virginity and the Celibate Life

http://www.amazon.com/You-Are-Christs-Virginity-Celibate/dp/0898701619/ref=pd_bbs_7/102-2632751-2865739?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1186024348&sr=8-7

Christ's what? Maybe it will tell me if I buy the book.

Celibacy is a big thing with non-married evangelicals, for obvious reasons. A small library of books has been penned over the years-mostly targeted at young people-with the intent of rationalizing the anachronistic legalism with God's Bigger Plan (tm) for their lives.

It's also a huge reason why young fundie types are so incredibly obsessed with marriage, even the men.

Back to something more on topic, I would think that when celibacy works it complements people with low libidos best. If your sexual urges range between Horn Dog and SEXNOWPLS, it's probably not the lifestyle for you. Also, I would imagine it makes dating awkward, to say the least, unless you are into dating hardcore religious types, which is a terrible, terrible idea for a whole host of reasons.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16 on:** August 02, 2007, 12:26:28 AM »

RENGOKU 2 ASKS YOU TO REJECT INFERIOR CARBON-BASED PROCREATION AND COUPLE WITH YOUR BLU-RAY PLAYER

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #17 on:** August 02, 2007, 12:29:08 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on August 02, 2007, 12:26:28 AM

RENGOKU 2 ASKS YOU TO REJECT INFERIOR CARBON-BASED PROCREATION AND COUPLE WITH YOUR BLU-RAY PLAYER

I just coupled Teddy Roosevelt's sad little captial with a stack of 8 axemen.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #18 on:** August 02, 2007, 12:32:02 AM »

RENGOKU 2 WONDERS IF LOVE CAN BE FOUND IN A SEGMENTATION FAULT

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19 on:** August 02, 2007, 12:39:25 AM »

Quote from: Fragamemnon on August 02, 2007, 12:18:59 AM

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And You Are Christ's: The Charism of Virginity and the Celibate Life

http://www.amazon.com/You-Are-Christs-Virginity-Celibate/dp/0898701619/ref=pd_bbs_7/102-2632751-2865739?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1186024348&sr=8-7

Christ's what? Maybe it will tell me if I buy the book.

Celibacy is a big thing with non-married evangelicals, for obvious reasons. A small library of books has been penned over the years-mostly targeted at young people-with the intent of rationalizing the anachronistic legalism with God's Bigger Plan (tm) for their lives.

It's also a huge reason why young fundie types are so incredibly obsessed with marriage, even the men.

Back to something more on topic, I would think that when celibacy works it complements people with low libidos best. If your sexual urges range between Horn Dog and SEXNOWPLS, it's probably not the lifestyle for you. Also, I would imagine it makes dating awkward, to say the least, unless you are into dating hardcore religious types, which is a terrible, terrible idea for a whole host of reasons.

The point was to turn it down from SEXNOWPLS to something more manageable...and because i thought it would make a funny thread...mostly because I thought it would make a funny thread. I don't have to worry about the dating part :'(

xnikki118x · « **Reply #20 on:** August 02, 2007, 12:51:13 AM »

I can't imagine being celibate. I don't have a ridiculously high sex drive or anything, but the thought of never having sex ever is pretty awful.

Candyflip · « **Reply #21 on:** August 02, 2007, 01:22:16 AM »

1. I thought Father Mike tried to spell "Celebrate"

2. Who's cock did Junpei have in his mouth?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22 on:** August 02, 2007, 02:28:47 AM »

Quote from: Candyflip on August 02, 2007, 01:22:16 AM

1. I thought Father Mike tried to spell "Celebrate"

I always have a hard time spelling that word too!

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #23 on:** August 02, 2007, 02:49:41 AM »

Celibate, good times?

COME ON

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