R. Kelly is going to do 10 more Trapped in the Closet chapters?

[TVC15]

oshit

http://www.avclub.com/content/newswire/r_kelly_previews_next_10

Lovers of batshit "hip-hopera" rejoice: The trailer for the next ten installments of R. Kelly's Trapped In The Closet has found its way to YouTube (thanks to Idolator for the tip). While most of the preview is taken up by Kelly's recapping of the first 12 chapters (including the best use of "Oh shit!" as a musical refrain we've heard since...well, actually, we're not sure that's been done before), it does offer some quick flashes of what to expect from Chapter 13 on, including:

- R. Kelly in old man makeup (we think)

- a midget wearing a cowboy hat, leather vest, and feather boa

- a helicopter chase

- a square-off with some Mafia-types

- a church scene featuring a couple of what appear to be pimps and a gospel choir

- a confrontation with a mysterious blonde woman



Oh shit, indeed.

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Please, please tell me I have fallen for some sort of joke.

[Himu]

tvc likes Trapped In the Closet? <3

[Phoenix Dark]

7 o'clock in the morning and the rays from the sun wake me
I'm stretching and yawning in a bed that don’t belong to me
Then a voice yells “good morning darling” from the bathroom hall
Then I look around and realize damn, this bed is two sizes too small (ohhh)
Now I've got this smirk on my face like damn, what have I done
Cuz last night I slept with a girl younger than my babymama's son (ohhh)
Must have lost the track of time, oh what was on my mind?
From the school pickin up dimes, then I was all in this girl's behind
Here I am quickly trying to put on my clothes
Searching for my car keys trying to get on up out the door
Then she stretched her hands in front of me
Said “you can’t go this way”
Looked at her like she was crazy
I said "bitch I already played patty cake patty cake with you yesterday"
She said “please don’t go out there”
“Lady I’ve got to get home”
She said "someone's coming up the stairs"
"Quiet, get in the closet"
Now I'm in the closet
Hearing strange noises in the closet
Now I feel like dancin
Oh shit, in walked Chris Hansen
Hansen
Hansen

[Madrun Badrun]

 

[Tauntaun]

[Madrun Badrun]

I loved that episode. 

[Mupepe]

the first 5 trapped in the closet videos rock

[Bloodwake]

HANSEN VS KELLY

WHO

WILL

WIN.