Author Topic: What IS the Game Fuel? (Read 2419 times)

MrAngryFace · « **on:** August 20, 2007, 05:43:22 PM »

So this morning I drank a mere 20 oz of Mountain Dew's Game Fuel soda. I had 40 oz back on Friday and simply recall that I recall very little of Friday night, aside from flipping Covenant Elites and Honor Guards off.

Today has been interesting. Imagine if you will a manual transmission automobile. Now imagine it being a POWERFUL car. Imagine driving it. Now, imagine only being able to use the first two gears. You know that sound you hear while pressing 2nd Gear way past its limit?

That's how I have felt all day today.

I feel like I have the energy to run miles, to punch holes in walls, to stay up all night playing games or hit some bars with friends, but that's not an option. I am at work and I type, but its not fast enough. I twitch as I work, I want to get up and walk around and do things but I HAVE RESPONSIBILITIES BUT ALL THIS ENERGY IS BUILT UP AND WHAT DO I DO WITH IT?!?!

Even after my Baconator, the massive influx of carbs and fat combined with the natural feeling of lethary that follows a large meal has appeared to only DULL the effect of GAME FUEL. The under-current is still there, while I am slower, I still want to just FREAK OUT and use up all this energy.

So I ask the following question, because this drink has managed to do what Quad Shot Americanos and copius amounts of Red Bull could not:

What IS Game Fuel?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1 on:** August 20, 2007, 05:47:12 PM »

I have a feeling Game Fuel is a scientific break through like that Aeroflux/sponge stuff that just got reported on. Great day for science!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #2 on:** August 20, 2007, 05:50:39 PM »

Is Game Fuel so awesome that multiple threads need to be created? It's like watching the MAF/Prole/TVC meme machine do its' thang.

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #3 on:** August 20, 2007, 05:54:30 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on August 20, 2007, 05:50:39 PM

meme machine

Awesome poster. Whatever happened to him/her?

Game Fuel sounds a lot like what happens if you pop some highly illegal amphetamines. I think if you keep drinking it there might be a scene with you and prole in a dark room with a bunch of men and TVC screaming "ASS TO ASS" while busting out a large dual-head dildo.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #4 on:** August 20, 2007, 05:55:09 PM »

LIQUID SPEED

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #5 on:** August 20, 2007, 05:57:04 PM »

has science finally created the QUAD DAMAGE powerup

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #6 on:** August 20, 2007, 06:08:27 PM »

GAME FUEL! LIMITED TIME ONLY! I suspect they will either replace AMP with it, or just make it a full time product, cause they need to. I think ill finally manage to reclaim those 2am Friday and Saturday FUN FESTS lost with my youth.

Meme Machine was liquidated into my photobucket for the time being.

FatalT · « **Reply #7 on:** August 20, 2007, 06:29:47 PM »

DOES GAME FUEL WANT TO GO TO THE PARTY IN MY TUMMY?!

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH!

TVC15 · « **Reply #8 on:** August 20, 2007, 06:32:09 PM »

I think Game Fuel makes you stupid. Prole has a story he would like to share about how Game Fuel has contributed to his distinguished mentally-challenged today.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #9 on:** August 20, 2007, 06:34:42 PM »

It sounds like MAF needs a fleshlight.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #10 on:** August 20, 2007, 06:35:08 PM »

Ive never seen AMP overcharged!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #11 on:** August 20, 2007, 06:36:18 PM »

WHERE IS THIS FLAVOR OF AMP?!?!?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #12 on:** August 20, 2007, 06:36:43 PM »

Watch it burn a hole in your stomachs. Burn from the amazing!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #13 on:** August 20, 2007, 06:37:28 PM »

How much SUGAR is in AMP OVERDRIVE?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** August 20, 2007, 06:39:45 PM »

Today's Episode of Evilbore Brought to you by Mountain Dew(tm) Game Fuel(tm) and by Orson Scott Card, Author of the Seminal Science-Fiction Opus that Defined a Generation, Ender's Game(tm).

FatalT · « **Reply #15 on:** August 20, 2007, 06:44:49 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on August 20, 2007, 06:41:29 PM

Ender's Game rules.

I agree. Game Fuel rules harder, though.

TVC15 · « **Reply #16 on:** August 20, 2007, 06:49:12 PM »

Ender's Game is for people that like young boys wrestling naked with each other. Like Demi.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #17 on:** August 20, 2007, 06:51:44 PM »

Ender's Game is The Fountainhead for the Children of Reagan, weaned not on the cult of entrepreneurship but rather on G.I. Joe and videogames

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #18 on:** August 20, 2007, 06:52:31 PM »

So I wonder how that works out, gamefuel has quite a bit more sugar, does the ratio of caf to sugar create a better "high"?

demi · « **Reply #19 on:** August 20, 2007, 06:55:05 PM »

I'd like to point out that I was the originator of the Game Fuel meme

Just FYI

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #20 on:** August 20, 2007, 06:58:17 PM »

Quote from: demi on August 20, 2007, 06:55:05 PM

I'd like to point out that I was the originator of the Game Fuel meme

Just FYI

congratulations

taco

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #21 on:** August 20, 2007, 06:58:44 PM »

I would think that Caffeine is what kicks in first and the sugar is what gives you the endurance

Quote from: Professor Prole on August 20, 2007, 06:58:17 PM

Quote from: demi on August 20, 2007, 06:55:05 PM
I'd like to point out that I was the originator of the Game Fuel meme

Just FYI

congratulations

taco

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #22 on:** August 20, 2007, 06:59:31 PM »

DEMI DOESNT KNOW HOW TO CARRY A MEME!

The Sceneman · « **Reply #23 on:** August 21, 2007, 01:22:32 AM »

I generally use beer and weed as my game fuel

Yeti · « **Reply #24 on:** August 21, 2007, 02:41:53 PM »

What does Game Fuel taste like? What is the flavor of Game Fuel?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #25 on:** August 21, 2007, 03:39:39 PM »

I heard it shrinks your testicles.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #26 on:** August 21, 2007, 03:53:50 PM »

Quote from: Yeti on August 21, 2007, 02:41:53 PM

What does Game Fuel taste like? What is the flavor of Game Fuel?

It tastes like Mountain Dew with grenadine added. It has a much stronger and sweeter cherry flavor than Code Red.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #27 on:** August 21, 2007, 04:34:47 PM »

Game Fuel is fucking great.

I woke up with three hours of sleep to get BioShock this morning, and the Halo fuel basically woke me completely up in about two seconds.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #28 on:** August 21, 2007, 04:49:05 PM »

The only caffeine I consume is that from Pepsi or Coke. No coffee, no nothing. Game Fuel fucking SCARES me

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #29 on:** August 21, 2007, 04:55:11 PM »

I believe its the caffeine to sugar ratio in game fuel that makes it so potent. Its the perfect balance.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #30 on:** August 21, 2007, 05:10:31 PM »

I need Game Fuel

Is it sold at gas stations? Or only Kroger-branded grocery stores?

OMG it's at 7-11 and they have GAME FUEL SLURPEES

I bet the crystalized form of Game Fuel is even more potent

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #31 on:** August 21, 2007, 05:45:05 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on August 21, 2007, 05:10:31 PM

OMG it's at 7-11 and they have GAME FUEL SLURPEES

I know what I'm getting after work today. Probably won't be as awesome as Livewire Slurpees (RIP), though.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #32 on:** August 21, 2007, 05:51:13 PM »

Synth: game fuel is POWAR

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #33 on:** August 21, 2007, 06:08:13 PM »

it is the final exhalation of shai'hulud embraced by water

i was just a man, but GAME FUEL made me the kwisatz haderach

i see all potentials

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #34 on:** August 21, 2007, 06:10:14 PM »

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #35 on:** August 21, 2007, 06:10:43 PM »

I am going to take the 5 minute longer way home to get GAME FUEL from 7-11

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #36 on:** August 21, 2007, 06:12:57 PM »

Get the soda form too, I have no experience with the slurpee form.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #37 on:** August 21, 2007, 06:18:24 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 21, 2007, 06:12:57 PM

Get the soda form too, I have no experience with the slurpee form.

I've got a 12-pack of Game Fuel at home, actually. I ration it out, though, since I'm used to Diet Code Red now, and regular Dew is sensory overload.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #38 on:** August 21, 2007, 06:22:05 PM »

haha, its the sugar + caf that makes it all so very dangerous

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Author Topic: What IS the Game Fuel? (Read 2419 times)