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So, I'm watching this link and wondering ... what exactly is an ugly asian girl? My caucasian tendencies can not discern what is attractive or unattractive among any of these girls. I mean .. when I see sporsk gf/wife/whatever .. I realize she is a bottom of the barrel Asian woman. But when I look into Japanese television, I cannot tell you which girl is prettier than the other. If she were caucasian, I could tell you instantaneously.

But, it's not just a white thing. I could do the same with africans and indians (middle east). I could discern what who is "pretty" and who is not.

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I mean .. when I see sporsk gf/wife/whatever .. I realize she is a bottom of the barrel Asian woman.

oh shit :rofl

I dunno, personal tastes?  Probably helps that because it's a different ethnicity, you don't have any preconceived notion about what that culture considers attractive/unattractive so you can make up your own mind.  I once mentioned a girl was pretty only to be told her nose was too big, or there was something unattractive about the folds of her eyelids...things I never would have thought to judge at all but which are apparently a big deal here.
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It seems like ugly Japanese women have fucking horrible teeth and bad complexions, plus are cursed with the flat ass/tits that most of them already have.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that.

Ugly is fucking UGLY.  Race doesn't matter.

The awful teeth is a different story, since care can be taken to prevent that.  Often times I'll see a cute girl who opens her mouth to "let the demons come out."  Black teeth/gums, tar stains all over the place...it's disgusting.  My wife's upper front teeth are a little crooked, BUT she takes care of her teeth and gums and has nice white choppers.

There's a kid at one of my schools I like to call "Bleeding Gums Horseface."  This kid has been "gifted" with protruding gums that BLEED constantly...it's fucking disgusting.  The irony?  He likes to look at me, "the gaijin," and make comments on my personal appearance.  I feel sorry for the kid because I don't think he realizes just how fucking disgusting he actually looks...it's going to hit him HARD when he goes to high school.
« Last Edit: August 31, 2007, 01:57:48 AM by lyte edge »
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Oh, jesus, Synbios is viewing this thread.
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poor Spork's GF. I met her tho and that's sort of correct. appearancewise, at least.

I have the same problem you do only in reverse.
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Pretty girl: http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa234/synbios459/QQQ.jpg

Ugly girl: http://www.japantoday.com/jp/news/dbfiles/popvoxhito/chisa.FFC.jpg

EDIT: Although isn't this question kind of moot considering most people here don't really seem to find Asian girls attractive?
« Last Edit: August 31, 2007, 01:55:36 AM by Synbios459 »
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Pretty girl: http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa234/synbios459/QQQ.jpg

Ugly girl: http://www.japantoday.com/jp/news/dbfiles/popvoxhito/chisa.FFC.jpg

EDIT: Although isn't this question kind of moot considering most people here don't really seem to find Asian girls attractive?

That "ugly girl" isn't ugly.  Not the most flattering of pictures to post, yes, but I think you have a warped view of beauty since you don't do anything but look at porn and model pics all day long.
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Pretty girl: http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa234/synbios459/QQQ.jpg

Ugly girl: http://www.japantoday.com/jp/news/dbfiles/popvoxhito/chisa.FFC.jpg

EDIT: Although isn't this question kind of moot considering most people here don't really seem to find Asian girls attractive?

That "ugly girl" isn't ugly.  Not the most flattering of pictures to post, yes, but I think you have a warped view of beauty since you don't do anything but look at porn and model pics all day long.
Who doesn't:)
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Many people do, but many people can also jack off to said pics and get it out of their system.
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Who doesn't:)

Well it's hard to argue with that.
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Pretty girl: http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa234/synbios459/QQQ.jpg

Ugly girl: http://www.japantoday.com/jp/news/dbfiles/popvoxhito/chisa.FFC.jpg

EDIT: Although isn't this question kind of moot considering most people here don't really seem to find Asian girls attractive?

That "ugly girl" isn't ugly.  Not the most flattering of pictures to post, yes, but I think you have a warped view of beauty since you don't do anything but look at porn and model pics all day long.
Who doesn't:)

I don't. I have sex with my wife.

You need to develop a realistic view of the world ASAP.
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Pretty girl: http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa234/synbios459/QQQ.jpg

Ugly girl: http://www.japantoday.com/jp/news/dbfiles/popvoxhito/chisa.FFC.jpg

EDIT: Although isn't this question kind of moot considering most people here don't really seem to find Asian girls attractive?

That "ugly girl" isn't ugly.  Not the most flattering of pictures to post, yes, but I think you have a warped view of beauty since you don't do anything but look at porn and model pics all day long.
Who doesn't:)

I don't. I have sex with my wife.

You need to develop a realistic view of the world ASAP.
Unfortunately, most guys aren't as fortunate as you.
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Synbios, I'm going to admit, when I invited you here, I thought your Japan obsession was kind of amusing, and I wasn't aware that you had been making up a bunch of shit to post about and had gotten in trouble at NeoGAF over it (I was later informed by someone else).

You have steadily been crossing the line towards the creepier and creepier, though.  I would be convinced that you were a joke character if you hadn't already posted your pic.

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You have a very warped world view about human relationships in general, and bizarre beliefs about minorities and life in Japan in specific.
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Pretty girl: http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa234/synbios459/QQQ.jpg

Ugly girl: http://www.japantoday.com/jp/news/dbfiles/popvoxhito/chisa.FFC.jpg

EDIT: Although isn't this question kind of moot considering most people here don't really seem to find Asian girls attractive?

That "ugly girl" isn't ugly.  Not the most flattering of pictures to post, yes, but I think you have a warped view of beauty since you don't do anything but look at porn and model pics all day long.
Who doesn't:)

I don't. I have sex with my wife.

You need to develop a realistic view of the world ASAP.
Unfortunately, most guys aren't as fortunate as you.

Actually, it's not that hard. Stop obsessing over models and porn stars, as they FUCK UP your standards to the point where they're ridiculously unrealistic.
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Pretty girl: http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa234/synbios459/QQQ.jpg

Ugly girl: http://www.japantoday.com/jp/news/dbfiles/popvoxhito/chisa.FFC.jpg

EDIT: Although isn't this question kind of moot considering most people here don't really seem to find Asian girls attractive?

That "ugly girl" isn't ugly.  Not the most flattering of pictures to post, yes, but I think you have a warped view of beauty since you don't do anything but look at porn and model pics all day long.
Who doesn't:)

I don't. I have sex with my wife.

You need to develop a realistic view of the world ASAP.
Unfortunately, most guys aren't as fortunate as you.

Actually, it's not that hard. Stop obsessing over models and porn stars, as they FUCK UP your standards to the point where they're ridiculously unrealistic.

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He seems to have built up this belief that any foreigner (ANY foreigner) can go to Japan and teach English and be instantly mobbed by incredibly attractive Japanese girls who are attracted to his "gaijin aura."  This has probably been fed by posts that people at GAF have made which he's taken to be 100% true.
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He seems to have built up this belief that any foreigner (ANY foreigner) can go to Japan and teach English and be instantly mobbed by incredibly attractive Japanese girls who are attracted to his "gaijin aura."  This has probably been fed by posts that people at GAF have made which he's taken to be 100% true.

Seriously, the outside image of Japan is a bigger myth than masturbation making you blind

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He seems to have built up this belief that any foreigner (ANY foreigner) can go to Japan and teach English and be instantly mobbed by incredibly attractive Japanese girls who are attracted to his "gaijin aura."  This has probably been fed by posts that people at GAF have made which he's taken to be 100% true.
I admit for awhile I did believe that but I don't now.
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He seems to have built up this belief that any foreigner (ANY foreigner) can go to Japan and teach English and be instantly mobbed by incredibly attractive Japanese girls who are attracted to his "gaijin aura."  This has probably been fed by posts that people at GAF have made which he's taken to be 100% true.
I admit for awhile I did believe that but I don't now.

And yet you keep asking me stuff like how many girls I've slept with, about my girlfriend, etc., etc.  Sure sounds like you still believe it.
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He seems to have built up this belief that any foreigner (ANY foreigner) can go to Japan and teach English and be instantly mobbed by incredibly attractive Japanese girls who are attracted to his "gaijin aura."  This has probably been fed by posts that people at GAF have made which he's taken to be 100% true.

Seriously, the outside image of Japan is a bigger myth than masturbation making you blind

Japan is a great country to visit, but man, don't go there just to meet some girl who will take care of you.  ::) It's not going to happen.

Tell that to these guys: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=156561

Who the fuck cares about them? Do you really want to be them? YOU ARE NOT GAF, DON'T TRY TO BE GAF. IT'S NOT WORTH IT.
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The type of girl Synbios should be aiming for.
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I don't. I have sex with my wife.

You need to develop a realistic view of the world ASAP.
Unfortunately, most guys aren't as fortunate as you.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?  You really do have a warped view of reality.  Most guys have girlfriends or wives.  It's not impossible for most guys.

Actually, it's not that hard. Stop obsessing over models and porn stars, as they FUCK UP your standards to the point where they're ridiculously unrealistic.

Listen to this man. Listen to this advice.
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The type of girl Synbios should be aiming for.

Oh come on, be nice.

Synbios? Are there any groups for individuals with disabilities such as yours in your area? That might be a good place to meet someone if you're having difficulties doing so in your community.
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I don't. I have sex with my wife.

You need to develop a realistic view of the world ASAP.
Unfortunately, most guys aren't as fortunate as you.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?  You really do have a warped view of reality.  Most guys have girlfriends or wives.  It's not impossible for most guys.

Actually, it's not that hard. Stop obsessing over models and porn stars, as they FUCK UP your standards to the point where they're ridiculously unrealistic.

Listen to this man. Listen to this advice.

Why would he listen to me? I make sense, but tear down his fantasies.
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I'm not going to nice to Synbios.  He wants blacks and mexicans to be sterilized.

Poor Himu and Mupepe...  :'(
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He seems to have built up this belief that any foreigner (ANY foreigner) can go to Japan and teach English and be instantly mobbed by incredibly attractive Japanese girls who are attracted to his "gaijin aura."  This has probably been fed by posts that people at GAF have made which he's taken to be 100% true.
I admit for awhile I did believe that but I don't now.

And yet you keep asking me stuff like how many girls I've slept with, about my girlfriend, etc., etc.  Sure sounds like you still believe it.

Don't worry, he was asking Nikki really creepy shit as well, and then he was parading around as two different people on AIM and simultaneously praising and harrassing her or what have you. The guy's wagon wheels fell off a long time ago.
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Don't worry, he was asking Nikki really creepy shit as well, and then he was parading around as two different people on AIM and simultaneously praising and harrassing her or what have you. The guy's wagon wheels fell off a long time ago.
what was the name of the second guy on AIM?

I'm not going to nice to Synbios.  He wants blacks and mexicans to be sterilized.

Poor Himu and Mupepe...  :'(

Wait, you're Mexican too, since you guys are all the same.  :P
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The type of girl Synbios should be aiming for.

Oh come on, be nice.

Synbios? Are there any groups for individuals with disabilities such as yours in your area? That might be a good place to meet someone if you're having difficulties doing so in your community.
No there isn't there's ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO in my town.
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You know what?  I bet every single person who has posted in this thread other than Synbios has a girlfriend/boyfriend, has had a girlfriend/boyfriend, is married, or was married.

Tell that to these guys: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=156561

There's a difference between posting some pics and then obsessing over them.  How many times have you posted the same picture of that J-girl over and over again this week alone?  
« Last Edit: August 31, 2007, 02:32:14 AM by lyte edge »
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The type of girl Synbios should be aiming for.

Oh come on, be nice.

Synbios? Are there any groups for individuals with disabilities such as yours in your area? That might be a good place to meet someone if you're having difficulties doing so in your community.
No there isn't there's ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO in my town.

And you think going to Japan will make things better?

Fuck. Move to Oklahoma City or Tulsa, I'm sure there are loads of opportunities for you there.

You know what?  I bet every single person who has posted in this thread other than Synbios has a girlfriend, has had a girlfriend, is married, or was married.

All kinds of people have girlfriends, get married and/or have sex. It's really not that hard.
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Don't worry, he was asking Nikki really creepy shit as well, and then he was parading around as two different people on AIM and simultaneously praising and harrassing her or what have you. The guy's wagon wheels fell off a long time ago.
what was the name of the second guy on AIM?

QWWERT or some shit like that. He was saying straight up nasty shit about her on one screen name, and being nice as pie on the other.
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I'm sorry guys, I know what I have said and done was wrong, my best guess is that I have OCD. Not that it's an excuse but why I did it.
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All kinds of people have girlfriends, get married and/or have sex. It's really not that hard.

Even people with disablities.  :o

I met my wife and got married to her within about a year and a half.  I wasn't trying to get her into bed as quickly as possible and I wanted to get to know her because my view of reality isn't warped and I know, believe it or not, that women aren't sex objects and whores!   :o :o :o
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I'm sorry guys, I know what I have said and done was wrong, my best guess is that I have OCD. Not that it's an excuse but why I did it.

OCD? WHAT DOES OCD HAVE TO DO WITH YOUR BEHAVIOR? Do you know what Obsessive Compulsive Disorder actually entails?
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Don't worry, he was asking Nikki really creepy shit as well, and then he was parading around as two different people on AIM and simultaneously praising and harrassing her or what have you. The guy's wagon wheels fell off a long time ago.
what was the name of the second guy on AIM?

It was a "girl". The second identity.
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He was messaging cloudwalking the other day too, asking for pictures of her, she posted the log in another thread.

WTF, Synbios?  I mean, seriously, WTF?  Do you just not know how to behave normally around women?

I don't really blame that female newlywed friend of yours from running the fuck away from you as fast as possible.
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He was messaging cloudwalking the other day too, asking for pictures of her, she posted the log in another thread.

WTF, Synbios?  I mean, seriously, WTF?  Do you just not know how to behave normally around women?

I don't really blame that female newlywed friend of yours from running the fuck away from you as fast as possible.

He was rummaging around my site finding pictures of Nikki, which forced me to password protect shit that has been otherwise find on the internet for years. He was also asking her weird shit about periods and how many bras she has and stuff like that. It's fucking weird.

He pulled a pic from my site last night and tried using it as his avatar too, so Nikki got in touch with cloud and had it removed. It's just fucking creepy.
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He was rummaging around my site finding pictures of Nikki, which forced me to password protect shit that has been otherwise find on the internet for years. He was also asking her weird shit about periods and how many bras she has and stuff like that. It's fucking weird.

He pulled a pic from my site last night and tried using it as his avatar too, so Nikki got in touch with cloud and had it removed. It's just fucking creepy.

I just got chills.  This is beyond creepy...I don't think I'm ever going to post pics of my wife online.
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That's so fucking bizarre.
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He was rummaging around my site finding pictures of Nikki, which forced me to password protect shit that has been otherwise find on the internet for years. He was also asking her weird shit about periods and how many bras she has and stuff like that. It's fucking weird.

He pulled a pic from my site last night and tried using it as his avatar too, so Nikki got in touch with cloud and had it removed. It's just fucking creepy.

I just got chills.  This is beyond creepy...I don't think I'm ever going to post pics of my wife online.

Yeah, since she's actually Japanese. Keep your eyes peeled.
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Synbios claims that his female newlywed friend stopped talking to him when she surprised him at home watching softcore asian porn on TV, but somehow I'm starting to think there may have been some other reasons he may not have talked about.
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why ever post pictures of relatives and loved ones online when sites like Something awful and OA exist

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There's a reason I've never ever posted pictures of my students online.  I don't want them to end up like ol' sp0rsk. :sp0rsk1
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As far as I know Synbios has been msging all the EB girls.

why ever post pictures of relatives and loved ones online when sites like Something awful and OA exist

Eh, I posted a wedding picture of my wife and I in one of those post your pic threads, I didn't think it would be a big deal, and it hasn't.
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why ever post pictures of relatives and loved ones online when sites like Something awful and OA exist

That's the reason I never have before.  ;)
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This is now the official thread for the Synbios talk. That way only one thread has been hijacked and now two (this was the other one http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=12130.new#new). Sorry about your previous thread, lyte edge!



why ever post pictures of relatives and loved ones online when sites like Something awful and OA exist
I do it to share pictures with friends and stuff. I'm always the chick who carries a camera around, so when we all go out I'm the one with the pictures. Then they go onto Photobucket or whatever, and my friends can save them if they'd like, and they often do.

I agree with you though, about places like OA. I wouldn't ever post a picture of my child online after I heard about the "just think, in 15 years she'll be sucking some black dude's dick" comment of someone's little girl.
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but you're basically lucky on that front distant

And also because it's a really nicely taken photograph

BUT normally it turns sour.  I wouldn't trust relatives/gfs pics here or Gaf or OA.

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Synobis is like G Part II  :lol

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Ugh, I think Synbios needs to be banned and I apologize to everyone for inviting him here in the first place - I had no clue he was this fucked up in the head, and was just going by his GAF posts where he seemed odd but harmless.
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Poor synbios. I think you need some psychiatric help, man.

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« Last Edit: August 31, 2007, 03:00:17 AM by etiolate »

Poor synbios. I think you need some psychiatric help, man.

He has an extremely distorted world view, appears to lack common sense and social graces and seems to be painfully out of touch with reality, disability or no disability. Please join a support group or get some counseling, dude.
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Hey distantmantra I was told that you were a psychologist, please help me.
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Ugh, I think Synbios needs to be banned and I apologize to everyone for inviting him here in the first place - I had no clue he was this fucked up in the head, and was just going by his GAF posts where he seemed odd but harmless.

That's how I felt and that's why I talked to him. He even seemed harmless when asking about bras and miscarriages and whether or not white/black/Asian/whatever girls would date a disabled guy. He even seemed harmless when he told me that I was pretty, but I'd be prettier if I were Asian.

He was odd but never like vindictive, until things blew up last night and he told QQWERT that I was ugly and that dump trucks look better than I do, and "she" told me. [QQWERT and Synbios are the same person and I had been talking to them both. I had my suspicions but then it was confirmed that they use the same IP address.]


Kinda reminded me of way way back in the day people would see in my old school AOL profile that I liked Hanson, and IM me and be like "Oh hi I'm Taylor Hanson I see you like my band". ::) Yes, that happened, and no, I never fell for it.
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Hey distantmantra I was told that you were a psychologist, please help me.

Go see a therapist. Join a support group. That's all the help I can give you.

http://www.okdhs.org/programsandservices/docs/disabilities.htm
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Poor synbios. I think you need some psychiatric help, man.

He has an extremely distorted world view, appears to lack common sense and social graces and seems to be painfully out of touch with reality, disability or no disability. Please join a support group or get some counseling, dude.

That's what I said. Cloud and I talked last night about how everytime he IMed one of us it was like 20 questions.
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