Author Topic: love hurts (Read 21955 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #60 on:** October 02, 2006, 03:22:21 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on October 02, 2006, 03:16:46 PM

Why the fuck is Phoenix Dark scared of vagina? I love that shit. The way girls squirm when you get them to climax, and the way the vagina pulses...it's enough to make me go crazy.

I loooooooooooooooooove pussy.

I'm not scared of vagina! I just said that it doesn't look appealing in pornos. The looks of it, not the feel or anything like that. Just looks wierd.

...

I hope that doesn't sound gay, but it just looks wierd. My opinion would no doubt be different if I saw one in real life. But alas, I'm an assman.

Himu · « **Reply #61 on:** October 02, 2006, 03:22:51 PM »

Cornelius do you need more sand up your dick?

whiteACID · « **Reply #62 on:** October 02, 2006, 03:22:59 PM »

excuse me, but i am not a slut. I am cooping in The American Academy of Clinical Sexologists. We don't say slut we prefer Experimental.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #63 on:** October 02, 2006, 03:24:27 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 02, 2006, 03:22:21 PM

But alas, I'm an assman.

A man assman, to be precise

Quote from: Himuro on October 02, 2006, 03:22:51 PM

Cornelius do you need more sand up your dick?

Are you going to put some in there, tough guy?

Quote from: whiteACID on October 02, 2006, 03:22:59 PM

excuse me, but i am not a slut. I am cooping in The American Academy of Clinical Sexologists. We don't say slut we prefer Experimental.

They'll take anybody nowadays

whiteACID · « **Reply #64 on:** October 02, 2006, 03:26:01 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 02, 2006, 03:24:27 PM

They'll take anybody nowadays

well fuck them then

Error Macro · « **Reply #65 on:** October 02, 2006, 03:26:54 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on October 02, 2006, 02:31:00 PM

Do you think that it's possible to be in love with two people at the same time? I always thought that if you truly loved someone than you couldn't possibly have the same feelings for anyone else. But, I think I'm in love with two guys. They are both completely different, one is outgoing, laid-back and just happy go lucky. The other is dark, mysterious, brooding type. They both complement facets of my personality...I'm so confused

Help

dp

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #66 on:** October 02, 2006, 03:27:56 PM »

Quote from: Error Macro on October 02, 2006, 03:26:54 PM

Quote from: whiteACID on October 02, 2006, 02:31:00 PM
Do you think that it's possible to be in love with two people at the same time? I always thought that if you truly loved someone than you couldn't possibly have the same feelings for anyone else. But, I think I'm in love with two guys. They are both completely different, one is outgoing, laid-back and just happy go lucky. The other is dark, mysterious, brooding type. They both complement facets of my personality...I'm so confused

Help

dp

That looks like it hurts to me. Two 10 inch dicks up your holes=OUCH

whiteACID · « **Reply #67 on:** October 02, 2006, 03:28:52 PM »

hehe that's crazy talk

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #68 on:** October 02, 2006, 03:29:02 PM »

10 inches? Sounds more like 3-4 (in your case)...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #69 on:** October 02, 2006, 03:31:49 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on October 02, 2006, 03:29:02 PM

10 inches? Sounds more like 3-4 (in your case)...

Dude, I'm black.

One of my white friends has a big dick though. I didn't believe him so he sent me a PM of him holding his cock right next to a bigass kitchen knife

I still have the pic

EDIT: dammit where is the pic

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #70 on:** October 02, 2006, 03:33:56 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 02, 2006, 03:31:49 PM

Quote from: The Dark Shake on October 02, 2006, 03:29:02 PM
10 inches? Sounds more like 3-4 (in your case)...

Dude, I'm black.

One of my white friends has a big dick though. I didn't believe him so he sent me a PM of him holding his cock right next to a bigass kitchen knife

I still have the pic

EDIT: dammit where is the pic

o_O

o_O

Himu · « **Reply #71 on:** October 02, 2006, 03:34:19 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 02, 2006, 03:31:49 PM

Quote from: The Dark Shake on October 02, 2006, 03:29:02 PM
10 inches? Sounds more like 3-4 (in your case)...

Dude, I'm black.

One of my white friends has a big dick though. I didn't believe him so he sent me a PM of him holding his cock right next to a bigass kitchen knife

I still have the pic

EDIT: dammit where is the pic

...............................

$:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #72 on:** October 02, 2006, 03:35:24 PM »

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #73 on:** October 02, 2006, 03:36:32 PM »

I'm still weirded out over here.... O_O

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #74 on:** October 02, 2006, 03:38:47 PM »

Being a woman, you are part crazy. You are just getting conflicting messages from the two schisms in your brain.

Most women just play both sides, getting a constant stream of attention and drama until the situation becomes a powder keg and explodes. Usually the police are involved at some point.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #75 on:** October 02, 2006, 03:39:29 PM »

Perhaps I should have explained the situation better

Alright on another board me and some other people were joking around about goldenwangs, and who had the biggest one. Anyway it was just a joke thread, and someone challenged us to show pics of our cocks Opa Ages style. I declined. Then a few minutes later I get a PM entitles "Hey Phoenix, what's deadlier?" with three pics of this dude's cock. He got banned a few days later

Here's his site if you don't believe me:
http://santojugador.com/

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #76 on:** October 02, 2006, 03:40:43 PM »

o_O

You fucking perv. $:-\$

whiteACID · « **Reply #77 on:** October 02, 2006, 03:42:38 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on October 02, 2006, 03:38:47 PM

Being a woman, you are part crazy. You are just getting conflicting messages from the two schisms in your brain.

Most women just play both sides, getting a constant stream of attention and drama until the situation becomes a powder keg and explodes. Usually the police are involved at some point.

ToxicAdam, you've become one of my favourite posters.

demi · « **Reply #78 on:** October 02, 2006, 03:44:49 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on October 02, 2006, 03:04:34 PM

I shouldn't have said "asshole", that's like throwing fresh meat to the lions.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #79 on:** October 02, 2006, 03:59:51 PM »

:looks in thread:

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #80 on:** October 02, 2006, 04:03:44 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 02, 2006, 03:59:51 PM

:looks in thread:

(Image removed from quote.)

Wow that looks stupid. What movie is that from?

Himu · « **Reply #81 on:** October 02, 2006, 04:03:52 PM »

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #82 on:** October 02, 2006, 04:06:54 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 02, 2006, 04:03:44 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 02, 2006, 03:59:51 PM
:looks in thread:

(Image removed from quote.)

Wow that looks stupid. What movie is that from?

IT'S ON NOW!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #83 on:** October 02, 2006, 04:07:50 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #84 on:** October 02, 2006, 04:09:10 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 02, 2006, 04:03:44 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 02, 2006, 03:59:51 PM
:looks in thread:

(Image removed from quote.)

Wow that looks stupid. What movie is that from?

You fucker. You did that on purpose.

Bacon · « **Reply #85 on:** October 02, 2006, 04:23:16 PM »

Love Is Hell.

APF · « **Reply #86 on:** October 02, 2006, 04:45:43 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on October 02, 2006, 03:38:47 PM

Being a woman, you are part crazy. You are just getting conflicting messages from the two schisms in your brain.

Most women just play both sides, getting a constant stream of attention and drama until the situation becomes a powder keg and explodes. Usually the police are involved at some point.

Agreed. No one just falls into this sort of situation; people have to own up to their bitch asses and suffer the inevitable lonely consequences of their selfishness. Instead they prolong the agony until there's no other choice.

etiolate · « **Reply #87 on:** October 02, 2006, 05:34:32 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on October 02, 2006, 02:47:33 PM

I don't know what to do. Now I'm stuck in a trap of leading two guys on.

Well don't do that. Get yourself figured out first.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #88 on:** October 02, 2006, 05:36:30 PM »

I would swang with you whiteACID

Prost · « **Reply #89 on:** October 02, 2006, 05:52:21 PM »

I don't think it's possible. Love for me was an above and beyond experience. Kinda like how you hear the stories of people who have TRULY fallen in love, and then the people who say there is no such thing as love. If you're unsure of yourself, then I strongly doubt you're in love.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #90 on:** October 02, 2006, 05:53:40 PM »

it's kinda true. most of what you tools call "love" is a desire for personal validation coupled with a fear of loneliness, both of which are bad reasons to piss on someone else's emotions.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #91 on:** October 02, 2006, 05:55:33 PM »

Infatuation is a bitch.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #92 on:** October 02, 2006, 06:00:37 PM »

Don't blow everybody.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 02, 2006, 05:55:33 PM

Infatuation is a bitch.

...dumbass.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #93 on:** October 02, 2006, 06:05:57 PM »

Quote from: Prost on October 02, 2006, 05:52:21 PM

I don't think it's possible. Love for me was an above and beyond experience. Kinda like how you hear the stories of people who have TRULY fallen in love, and then the people who say there is no such thing as love. If you're unsure of yourself, then I strongly doubt you're in love.

I pray every night that you get divorced - god, how it delights me when smug know-it-alls get whats coming to them

morphix · « **Reply #94 on:** October 02, 2006, 06:08:23 PM »

if love hurts, use more lube

Prost · « **Reply #95 on:** October 02, 2006, 06:14:04 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 02, 2006, 06:05:57 PM

Quote from: Prost on October 02, 2006, 05:52:21 PM
I don't think it's possible. Love for me was an above and beyond experience. Kinda like how you hear the stories of people who have TRULY fallen in love, and then the people who say there is no such thing as love. If you're unsure of yourself, then I strongly doubt you're in love.

I pray every night that you get divorced - god, how it delights me when smug know-it-alls get whats coming to them

Just because you fucked up doesn't mean I'm going to be as stupid. Just admit the fact that you made the wrong choices and own up to it. Instead of trying to change your pathetic self, you self loathe and hate on everyone else saying they will have the same problems.

I've got a great woman, and we talked a lot about our goals in our relationship before we committed to something serious. We have specific plans, and we have fun doing the same activities together.

Face it, you've lost in life, and thats why you sit here at age 33 on gaming forums and just talk shit about this place all the time. Because you lost.

Other people here are mature and have learned from their mistakes in life. You still act 15 at the age of 33, and you wonder why your life with women has been hell?

You think I'm pathetic, but if I make a mistake I will own up to it and improve upon myself instead of calling out other people on their problems.

You PRAY that I GET divorced? how immature and bitter can someone be? learn from your mistakes please, and stop trying to bring others down

Prost · « **Reply #96 on:** October 02, 2006, 06:16:42 PM »

I also think it's funny how you call me condesending whenever I speak about OA being "trash." You like try and defend it as if it's not.... do I need to show ONE of the thousands of images posted there that are soe of the most disgusting possible images the human mind can even bear?

Sorry for derailing your thread redwood

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #97 on:** October 02, 2006, 06:20:29 PM »

Quote from: Prost on October 02, 2006, 06:14:04 PM

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 02, 2006, 06:05:57 PM
Quote from: Prost on October 02, 2006, 05:52:21 PM
I don't think it's possible. Love for me was an above and beyond experience. Kinda like how you hear the stories of people who have TRULY fallen in love, and then the people who say there is no such thing as love. If you're unsure of yourself, then I strongly doubt you're in love.

I pray every night that you get divorced - god, how it delights me when smug know-it-alls get whats coming to them
Just because you fucked up doesn't mean I'm going to be as stupid. Just admit the fact that you made the wrong choices and own up to it. Instead of trying to change your pathetic self, you self loathe and hate on everyone else saying they will have the same problems.

I've got a great woman, and we talked a lot about our goals in our relationship before we committed to something serious. We have specific plans, and we have fun doing the same activities together.

Face it, you've lost in life, and thats why you sit here at age 33 on gaming forums and just talk shit about this place all the time. Because you lost.

Other people here are mature and have learned from their mistakes in life. You still act 15 at the age of 33, and you wonder why your life with women has been hell?

You think I'm pathetic, but if I make a mistake I will own up to it and improve upon myself instead of calling out other people on their problems.

You PRAY that I GET divorced? how immature and bitter can someone be? learn from your mistakes please, and stop trying to bring others down

That's the first time I've seen Saint Cornelius get owned. Bravo. The biggest assholes on the internet take their anger and disappointment over their real life out online.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #98 on:** October 02, 2006, 06:20:52 PM »

Can someone give me a summary of whatever Prost is going on about? Someone should condense his "wit" into pill form and sell that shit OTC; fuck a Tylenol PM, give me a Prostie!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #99 on:** October 02, 2006, 06:21:57 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 02, 2006, 06:20:29 PM

That's the first time I've seen Saint Cornelius get owned. Bravo. The biggest assholes on the internet take their anger and disappointment over their real life out online.

This fucking idiot didn't own shit. Y'all don't know me! *righteous chest beating followed by a yawn*

brawndolicious · « **Reply #100 on:** October 02, 2006, 06:22:29 PM »

I think you both just jacked each other off with your trademark personalities.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #101 on:** October 02, 2006, 06:23:15 PM »

Probably, my keyboard is all spunked on now.

whiteACID · « **Reply #102 on:** October 02, 2006, 06:26:28 PM »

you two need to go behind the bleachers. there can be only one winner.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #103 on:** October 02, 2006, 06:27:03 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 02, 2006, 06:23:15 PM

Probably, my keyboard is all spunked on now.

with that in mind I would recommend redwood go with the bigger pothead.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #104 on:** October 02, 2006, 06:27:18 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 02, 2006, 06:21:57 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 02, 2006, 06:20:29 PM
That's the first time I've seen Saint Cornelius get owned. Bravo. The biggest assholes on the internet take their anger and disappointment over their real life out online.

This fucking idiot didn't own shit. Y'all don't know me! *righteous chest beating followed by a yawn*

At the end of the day he has a beautiful wife who looks like a model (or pornstar), and you have jackshit. But go back to insulting kids on a gaming forum tough guy.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #105 on:** October 02, 2006, 06:28:33 PM »

you'll always have me, Corny.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #106 on:** October 02, 2006, 06:34:11 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 02, 2006, 06:27:18 PM

At the end of the day he has a beautiful wife who looks like a model (or pornstar), and you have jackshit. But go back to insulting kids on a gaming forum tough guy.

Fine. I have a beautiful girlfriend, we just celebrated our fifth year anniversary. I have a good job, and I recently got promoted from consultant to full-time employee. Blah blah blah, I don't see what the point is, bragging to a bunch of people about my wonderful life?

I mean, fuckin' Prost thinks he can keep his marriage afloat by fucking EXCERCISING REGULARLY. I swear to god, that galoot actually SAID that to me, once.

I fuck around and talk shit online to make the day go by faster. If you're going to be so asshurt about a few words on your monitor, I suggest you get a fuckin' helmet because life is a beeeeeeeeeeatouich

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #107 on:** October 02, 2006, 06:45:38 PM »

don't forget the weed, dode

betcha prost doesn't have that!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #108 on:** October 02, 2006, 06:49:01 PM »

Eh, I talk about weed, whatshertoes will come in here sniffing around... who needs that

whiteACID · « **Reply #109 on:** October 02, 2006, 06:50:03 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #110 on:** October 02, 2006, 06:51:47 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 02, 2006, 06:34:11 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 02, 2006, 06:27:18 PM
At the end of the day he has a beautiful wife who looks like a model (or pornstar), and you have jackshit. But go back to insulting kids on a gaming forum tough guy.

Fine. I have a beautiful girlfriend, we just celebrated our fifth year anniversary. I have a good job, and I recently got promoted from consultant to full-time employee. Blah blah blah, I don't see what the point is, bragging to a bunch of people about my wonderful life?

I mean, fuckin' Prost thinks he can keep his marriage afloat by fucking EXCERCISING REGULARLY. I swear to god, that galoot actually SAID that to me, once.

I fuck around and talk shit online to make the day go by faster. If you're going to be so asshurt about a few words on your monitor, I suggest you get a fuckin' helmet because life is a beeeeeeeeeeatouich

You're probably lying out your nutsac.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #111 on:** October 02, 2006, 06:55:33 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 02, 2006, 06:51:47 PM

You're probably lying out your nutsac.

Probably, and Prost will probably come home to find sweet 'ol Catz getting London Bridged by the black mailman and the hispanic gardner. Who's to say?

Catz · « **Reply #112 on:** October 02, 2006, 07:07:41 PM »

We have a 60 year old mail woman. Very sweet lady! Not my type

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #113 on:** October 02, 2006, 07:08:14 PM »

Quote from: Catz on October 02, 2006, 07:07:41 PM

We have a 60 year old mail woman. Very sweet lady! Not my type

She's sick that day. Lex Steele is filling in her for her.

Catz · « **Reply #114 on:** October 02, 2006, 07:08:42 PM »

Prost · « **Reply #115 on:** October 02, 2006, 07:09:30 PM »

Well I mean.. If I get down on that it's not cheating right?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #116 on:** October 02, 2006, 07:11:25 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius

London Bridged

Jesus, so that's what that fuckin' Fergie song is about. And I thought all that milkshake shit was makin' me feel old!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #117 on:** October 02, 2006, 07:14:52 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 02, 2006, 07:08:14 PM

Quote from: Catz on October 02, 2006, 07:07:41 PM
We have a 60 year old mail woman. Very sweet lady! Not my type

She's sick that day. Lex Steele is filling in her for her.

Oh snaps

morphix · « **Reply #118 on:** October 02, 2006, 07:17:33 PM »

whiteACID I

you, but I am not in

with you.

Bacon · « **Reply #119 on:** October 02, 2006, 07:19:30 PM »

Quote from: Prost on October 02, 2006, 07:09:30 PM

Well I mean.. If I get down on that it's not cheating right?

Lex Steele's cock does not leave much room for you to get in on.

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Author Topic: love hurts (Read 21955 times)