I'm not interested in colors or fabrics or labels. I've tried to muster some poorly-feigned enthusiasm in order to impress girlfriends back in the collegiate days, but the moment I'm out of eyeshot at Macy's, I'm out the door and flinging my cash at marginal videocard upgrades at Best Buy.
Seriously, I don't get why dudes ever care about clothes. It never impaired my chances with reasonably attractive women, and the last people I wanna impress are swishy dudes into fashion. My old man used to punch grizzlies and knife-fight with eco-terrorists wearing just flannel, and while I haven't developed his taste for plaid, I also see no reason why I should go out of my way to be "stylish". At least I don't wear anime T-shirts and ratty jean shorts, LOLZ AM I RITE!