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Phoenix Dark

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Wow I bit my nails off AGAIN
« on: October 10, 2007, 11:52:03 PM »
I've always had a problem with biting my nails. I do it unconsciously, and when I'm hungry but not compelled enough to cook. My nail biting is quite legendary. My old pediatrician gave my mom this very strong alcohol thing that's supposed to make kids stop biting their nails. I just licked the polish off my nails and bit away. When I got my braces I heard it would be tough to bite your nails, but I managed.

After I got my braces off last month I decided to quit biting my nails. I didn't want to do anything that may "move" the teeth, so I'd keep my retainer in and ignore the urges. But today I ate a lot of snacks, so I had my retainer off. Well I saw how long my nails were and couldn't help it. I bet them all off. A few are left but my the end of the night they'll be in my belly. Oh well, I tried  :-\
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demi

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Re: Wow I bit my nails off AGAIN
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2007, 11:52:32 PM »
You ate your nails?
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CajoleJuice

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Re: Wow I bit my nails off AGAIN
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2007, 11:54:26 PM »
wtf jesus christ
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: Wow I bit my nails off AGAIN
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2007, 11:55:02 PM »
You're a goddamn monster.
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Vizzys

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Re: Wow I bit my nails off AGAIN
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2007, 12:04:29 AM »
licked the polish?
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Ichirou

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Re: Wow I bit my nails off AGAIN
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2007, 12:59:51 AM »
Stupid thread, but it sucks to know PeeDee doesn't have braces anymore.  Detracts from his geek appeal.
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Synbios459

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Re: Wow I bit my nails off AGAIN
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2007, 01:23:36 AM »
Stupid thread, but it sucks to know PeeDee doesn't have braces anymore.  Detracts from his geek appeal.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Wow I bit my nails off AGAIN
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2007, 01:24:33 AM »
...uhhh...

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FatalT

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Re: Wow I bit my nails off AGAIN
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2007, 01:31:57 AM »
NOM NOM NOM
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Ichirou

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Re: Wow I bit my nails off AGAIN
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2007, 02:23:22 AM »
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brawndolicious

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Re: Wow I bit my nails off AGAIN
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2007, 02:43:24 AM »
probably a joke thread, who talks about biting their nails?

Ichirou

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Re: Wow I bit my nails off AGAIN
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2007, 02:55:35 AM »
The same type of person who talks about having a micropenis, not being able to masturbate, not being able to wipe after taking a shit...

...huh.  Weird, Synbios didn't start this thread. :o
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brawndolicious

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Re: Wow I bit my nails off AGAIN
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2007, 02:56:43 AM »
why do you have to bring him into this?

I think PD is making this up.

Ichirou

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Re: Wow I bit my nails off AGAIN
« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2007, 02:57:20 AM »
I think he's not.
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brawndolicious

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Re: Wow I bit my nails off AGAIN
« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2007, 02:58:55 AM »
I doubt somebody can unconsciously bite their nails off just because their retainer isn't in their mouth.

Ichirou

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Re: Wow I bit my nails off AGAIN
« Reply #15 on: October 11, 2007, 03:00:58 AM »
Well, that is why you are am nintenho and I am not.
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brawndolicious

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Re: Wow I bit my nails off AGAIN
« Reply #16 on: October 11, 2007, 03:09:25 AM »
common, he swallowed them!

*doesn't make logical joke*