Author Topic: Someone needs to punch SquareEnix in their collective Japanese cunts (Read 3764 times)

BlueTsunami · « **on:** October 21, 2007, 10:04:53 PM »

They seem to think that putting exclusive content in a PSP game that can only be achieved if you play with someone with a PSP and the same game is realllllly cool. I say FUCK YOU to that.

Its ridunculous that a good portion of the new items in the PSP FFT port can only be achieved via Multi player ADFUCKENHOC mode. I mean, INFRASTRUCTURE bitches, its there for a reason. FUCK YOUUUUUU

TVC15 · « **Reply #1 on:** October 21, 2007, 10:06:20 PM »

It's a terrible and dated game anyway. Put it in the toilet so I can throw a toilet tantrum on it.

Synbios459 · « **Reply #2 on:** October 21, 2007, 10:13:30 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 21, 2007, 10:06:20 PM

It's a terrible and dated game anyway. Put it in the toilet so I can throw a toilet tantrum on it.

Himu · « **Reply #3 on:** October 21, 2007, 10:31:17 PM »

FFTA sucks. I'd rather take a gimped, stupid multiplayer items on FFTpsp than another shitty animu'd up FFT.

Awaiting Tactics Ogre psp. It's gotta happen sometime. How can the most influential srpg take the backseat?

y2kev · « **Reply #4 on:** October 21, 2007, 10:44:15 PM »

i hear japanese cunts go THE OTHER WAY

TVC15 · « **Reply #5 on:** October 21, 2007, 10:49:04 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on October 21, 2007, 10:31:17 PM

FFTA sucks. I'd rather take a gimped, stupid multiplayer items on FFTpsp than another shitty animu'd up FFT.

Awaiting Tactics Ogre psp. It's gotta happen sometime. How can the most influential srpg take the backseat?

Eh, FFTA was easy, but I'll take it over FFT. FFT was fine--great even--at the time, but today that interface is on the AUSCHWITZ TRAIN TO TOILET TOWN. FFTA may be extremely fucking simple, but it's a fast play, and at least its difficult is consistent, unlike FFT's I'M GONNA LOCK YOU IN A SERIES OF LINKED BATTLES SO YOU CAN'T GRIND AND RAPE RAPE YOU! And there are too many useless classes. And the new translation sucks, too. I'll take bad translation with some funny and awesome lines over the "look at me I'm trying too hard" shit of the retranslation.

y2kev · « **Reply #6 on:** October 21, 2007, 10:50:28 PM »

FFTA is the definition of redundant classes. Hell, FFTA2 has 56. They obviously didn't get it.

TVC15 · « **Reply #7 on:** October 21, 2007, 10:51:53 PM »

I'm no great defender of FFTA, mind you (or Tactics Ogre GBA, natch), but at least they are fast and easy to play. That goes a long way in my book.

MCD · « **Reply #8 on:** October 21, 2007, 10:54:14 PM »

FFT is old, give it a fucking break.

and this shitty port just showed you how the game aged badly compared to recent SRPG titles like Disgaea for example.

TVC15 · « **Reply #9 on:** October 21, 2007, 10:56:42 PM »

Quote from: McDragon on October 21, 2007, 10:54:14 PM

FFT is old, give it a fucking break.

Fuck no. Reviewers aren't. I should know better, but I could fucking HEAR my eyes rolling when I read that Game Informer gave it a 9.5. And Disgaea Afternoon of Darkness a 9. That's way high for both games, but please, reviewers, stop taking hits from the nostalgia pipe lest people actually believe that FFT is actually within 3 fucking points of that score.

MCD · « **Reply #10 on:** October 21, 2007, 10:59:55 PM »

I don't think reviewers nowadays give a shit about how good or bad the game is.

they just see the holy Square-Enix logo and the title gets 8+ easily (this applies to other game companies as well).

TVC15 · « **Reply #11 on:** October 21, 2007, 11:02:21 PM »

They do well with most Wii shit. Then again, you can't even pretent that most of that shit is good, no matter how much money Nintendo and publishers are shoving in your thong.

Himu · « **Reply #12 on:** October 21, 2007, 11:31:51 PM »

TACTICS OGRE > FINAL FANTASY TACTICS

LONG LIVE MATSUNO AND QUEST

Synbios459 · « **Reply #13 on:** October 21, 2007, 11:56:42 PM »

Quote from: Groo on October 21, 2007, 11:51:19 PM

Quote from: Himuro on October 21, 2007, 10:31:17 PM
FFTA sucks. I'd rather take a gimped, stupid multiplayer items on FFTpsp than another shitty animu'd up FFT.

Himuro, you have issues. The fact that out of all the problems with FFTA you choose it's setting and character design to mention above all else... wow. What exactly was non-animu about FFT?

Amen.

y2kev · « **Reply #14 on:** October 22, 2007, 12:01:46 AM »

Is FFT really animu? I mean, the characters don't look much like animu characters and the story is hardly animu. By comparison FFTA is a level away from Sailor Moon. They have a fucking snowball fight.

Himu · « **Reply #15 on:** October 22, 2007, 12:03:56 AM »

What's wrong with pointing out FFTA's story and setting? It's apart of the reason it sucked.

I expect in FFTA2 for the tutorial battle, they have a food fight.

Himu · « **Reply #16 on:** October 22, 2007, 12:15:42 AM »

Quote from: Groo on October 22, 2007, 12:11:09 AM

Quote from: y2kev on October 22, 2007, 12:01:46 AM
Is FFT really animu? I mean, the characters don't look much like animu characters and the story is hardly animu. By comparison FFTA is a level away from Sailor Moon. They have a fucking snowball fight.

It's animu all the way. Instead of kids fighting kids and kids fighting monsters, you have adults fighting adults and adults fighting monsters. Their sprites are still SD, and not a great deal different from FFT's. And while the storyline may be more "mature" that doesn't mean it isn't animu/japacrap/whatever. Or maybe I'm misunderstanding the meaning of animu?

Um. You just said it yourself. Nobody wants to play as a bunch of kindergarteners using snowballs to fight and creating worlds from videogames because everyone hates them. There is a reason why FFT distinguishes itself among the rest of the series.

FFT's story may become totally non nonsensical, but it's got mother fucker's tearing crap up and war. There's a difference between that and some fairyland some kid made up from Fainaru Fantashii XII or some random claptrap like that.

And yes you are misunderstanding the term animu. You may want to play as 5 year olds who have double d tits, but I don't.

Himu · « **Reply #17 on:** October 22, 2007, 12:27:58 AM »

I think there's a distinguishable difference between the characters in Persona and the characters in FFTA. For one thing they don't have SNOWBALL fights.

Who cares if FFT, Vagrant Story, FFXII, and FFTA are in the same universe? That doesn't mean FFTA's story can't be shit. FFXII's story sucked balls.

y2kev · « **Reply #18 on:** October 22, 2007, 12:30:52 AM »

I could take a dump and call it a dump in the world of Ivalice.

Himu · « **Reply #19 on:** October 22, 2007, 12:34:11 AM »

Bububut Kev, it's Ivalice! All Ivalice stories are gold!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #20 on:** October 22, 2007, 12:59:35 AM »

Fuck, you think Online gamers are bad? Try working with them when your trying to get an Online game going with XLink Kai and they have no idea how to get their PSP recognized with the program. Its fucken PAINFULL

demi · « **Reply #21 on:** October 22, 2007, 01:02:16 AM »

Um... I am sure the stuff can be hacked in anyway. It's just nobody cares to.

demi · « **Reply #22 on:** October 22, 2007, 01:04:37 AM »

http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=937312&topic=38826197

Ta-da

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #23 on:** October 22, 2007, 01:07:21 AM »

I dont' know, I want to get the shit legit...I'm such a sap but if it gets to that point, I'll have to use the cheats!

TVC15 · « **Reply #24 on:** October 22, 2007, 01:18:19 AM »

The original FFT is definitely animu. The character designs are stylized, but they are still bobbleheads, and the story is a cousin of the Xenogears/standard issue JRPG THE CHURCH IS EVIL plotline.

But yes, FFTA is moreso animu.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #25 on:** October 22, 2007, 01:21:40 AM »

FFTA is boring. I own it, but I wont apologize for it. Bullshit furry dream.

Synbios459 · « **Reply #26 on:** October 22, 2007, 01:33:09 AM »

Quote from: demi on October 22, 2007, 01:04:37 AM

http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=937312&topic=38826197

Ta-da

how do i use that

Himu · « **Reply #27 on:** October 22, 2007, 07:17:36 AM »

MCD · « **Reply #28 on:** October 22, 2007, 08:34:06 AM »

Marche is a murderer.

cubicle47b · « **Reply #29 on:** October 22, 2007, 01:01:51 PM »

FFTA is a steaming pile of shit compared to FFT and I don't think FFT is very good anymore. It doesn't have slowdown when using spells/abilities but I do remember the AI taking a while to move. The story and dialog is worse than Advance Wars, the law system is annoying, and the whole package just feels cheap and dumbed down.

FFT's new translation is great. It's only trying too hard in a handful of places. And the story as a whole comes down to the church is evil but I dig the class warfare beginning and political intrigue over the succession to the king after his death.

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Author Topic: Someone needs to punch SquareEnix in their collective Japanese cunts (Read 3764 times)