Author Topic: Why is Drinky Crow so cool? (Read 5457 times)

Smooth Groove · « **on:** October 23, 2007, 06:43:51 PM »

When I troll the PS3, there're always several pages of people asking for me to be banned. When Drinky trolls the PS3, everyone, including moronic SFAGs like Kittonwy, kisses his ass.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=201733&page=16

Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** October 23, 2007, 06:46:46 PM »

It's because he's so hilarious while he does it

he, maf and tv are my internet heroes

Mandark · « **Reply #2 on:** October 23, 2007, 06:47:22 PM »

Change the second part of the title to "as hard as it gets" or I'm going to give you such a frowning.

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** October 23, 2007, 06:48:26 PM »

He kicks high.

Candyflip · « **Reply #4 on:** October 23, 2007, 06:50:54 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on October 23, 2007, 06:43:51 PM

When I troll the PS3, there're always several pages of people asking for me to be banned. When Drinky trolls the PS3, everyone, including moronic SFAGs like Kittonwy, kisses his ass.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=201733&page=16

I can't believe they have an 18 page thread about this shit.

Vizzys · « **Reply #5 on:** October 23, 2007, 06:51:11 PM »

Quote

I kid, I kid. What's your degree in, Doug? Run-on sentences?

I lol'd

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** October 23, 2007, 06:51:42 PM »

No one is comparable to Drinky, come on. His knack for hitting the nerve with a intellectual jack hammer is unparalleled

bluemax · « **Reply #7 on:** October 23, 2007, 06:57:11 PM »

All I know is, I went to E for All and finally understood why Drinky hates Nintendo fans and gamers in general the way he does. Seeing those people in person made it all clear.

Powerslave · « **Reply #8 on:** October 23, 2007, 06:58:47 PM »

None of the so called legendary posters impress me.

hyp · « **Reply #9 on:** October 23, 2007, 07:00:02 PM »

hey smooth, what's your name on gaf?

demi · « **Reply #10 on:** October 23, 2007, 07:00:36 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on October 23, 2007, 06:58:47 PM

None of the so called legendary posters impress me.

Ooo, what an individual you are

T234 · « **Reply #11 on:** October 23, 2007, 07:01:32 PM »

Quote from: demi on October 23, 2007, 07:00:36 PM

Quote from: Powerslave on October 23, 2007, 06:58:47 PM
None of the so called legendary posters impress me.

Ooo, what an individual you are

QFT

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** October 23, 2007, 07:08:42 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on October 23, 2007, 06:58:47 PM

None of the so called legendary posters impress me.

Not enough genocide I guess

Powerslave · « **Reply #13 on:** October 23, 2007, 07:12:32 PM »

Quote from: demi on October 23, 2007, 07:00:36 PM

Quote from: Powerslave on October 23, 2007, 06:58:47 PM
None of the so called legendary posters impress me.

Ooo, what an individual you are

I am indeed.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14 on:** October 23, 2007, 07:19:41 PM »

Its because of the beautiful music that comes out when ever he opens his mouth.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #15 on:** October 23, 2007, 07:32:47 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on October 23, 2007, 06:58:47 PM

None of the so called legendary posters impress me.

Not even Anihawk?

Powerslave · « **Reply #16 on:** October 23, 2007, 07:37:26 PM »

Quote from: Scenester on October 23, 2007, 07:32:47 PM

Quote from: Powerslave on October 23, 2007, 06:58:47 PM
None of the so called legendary posters impress me.

Not even Anihawk?

Actually, there are a few, but AniHawk isn't included.

I guess it would be demon, AlanHemberger/Mupepe (but he's banned from GAF

) and I like iapetus very much.

speaking of which, why doesn't demon post here?

etiolate · « **Reply #17 on:** October 23, 2007, 07:40:22 PM »

demon is probably comfy in gaf OT, but he is a cool poster

The Sceneman · « **Reply #18 on:** October 23, 2007, 07:41:36 PM »

Anihawk is a loser. I still think he should post here

demi · « **Reply #19 on:** October 23, 2007, 07:42:22 PM »

Legendary implies they have a reason to be remembered. What did demon and AniHawk do?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #20 on:** October 23, 2007, 08:11:25 PM »

internet dick-sucking confuses me

demi · « **Reply #21 on:** October 23, 2007, 08:12:01 PM »

You just haven't come out of the closet yet

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #22 on:** October 23, 2007, 08:12:19 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on October 23, 2007, 07:43:05 PM

Quote from: Scenester on October 23, 2007, 07:32:47 PM
Quote from: Powerslave on October 23, 2007, 06:58:47 PM
None of the so called legendary posters impress me.

Not even Anihawk?

drohne is actually the best over there at completely eviscerating people, but he is so reviled by Nintendo fans that they rarely comprehend how good his insults are.

This is true... I wish drohne posted in the OT/over here more. I read gaming side like twice a year so I don't get to see the best shit. I also like mandark's sensibilities a whole lot, even if he does sometimes give me shit for supporting Nader.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #23 on:** October 23, 2007, 08:16:53 PM »

Quote from: demi on October 23, 2007, 08:12:01 PM

You just haven't come out of the closet yet

i'll suck yo dick anytime honeybumpkins

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #24 on:** October 23, 2007, 08:38:45 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2007, 06:51:42 PM

No one is comparable to Drinky, come on. His knack for hitting the nerve with a intellectual jack hammer is unparalleled

i think drohne has me just SLIGHTLY beat in this category (which i disclaim, anyway, given that my intent is not intellectualism but mean-spirited contempt). i post less there, so i have the element of incremental novelty, and its less easy for them to pull the "zzzzz it's <x> trolling again, his schtick is old and tired" final fanboy defense. seriously, drohne hammers them over there. those poor fuckers automatically flinch when he posts, assuming the worst, which kinda makes his all-too-articulate points get lost amid their porcine squeals of fear. their loss!

Powerslave · « **Reply #25 on:** October 23, 2007, 08:55:35 PM »

Quote from: demi on October 23, 2007, 07:42:22 PM

Legendary implies they have a reason to be remembered. What did demon and AniHawk do?

question: do you consider yourself a legendary poster?

Ichirou · « **Reply #26 on:** October 23, 2007, 08:56:49 PM »

demi is indeed legendary.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #27 on:** October 23, 2007, 09:04:05 PM »

My trolling at GAF is pretty good, considering the fact that I'm not a "legendary" poster that can say whatever I want. I can usually rile up the fanboys for several pages and shit up their thread without getting banned. Drinky's on an whole other level though since even his targets give him props.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2007, 06:51:42 PM

No one is comparable to Drinky, come on. His knack for hitting the nerve with a intellectual jack hammer is unparalleled

You have a lot more to learn before you can become the Drinky Crow of your generation.

Ichirou · « **Reply #28 on:** October 23, 2007, 09:07:22 PM »

Just give him three years, and you'll see. He'll have GAF in the palm of his hand by then.

demi · « **Reply #29 on:** October 23, 2007, 09:22:52 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on October 23, 2007, 08:55:35 PM

Quote from: demi on October 23, 2007, 07:42:22 PM
Legendary implies they have a reason to be remembered. What did demon and AniHawk do?

question: do you consider yourself a legendary poster?

The echoes of "free demi" still radiate from those hallowed halls, and as someone who has a) personality and b) everything else, I would place myself on a pedestal easily

Ichirou · « **Reply #30 on:** October 23, 2007, 09:25:26 PM »

Quote from: demi on October 23, 2007, 09:22:52 PM

Quote from: Powerslave on October 23, 2007, 08:55:35 PM
Quote from: demi on October 23, 2007, 07:42:22 PM
Legendary implies they have a reason to be remembered. What did demon and AniHawk do?

question: do you consider yourself a legendary poster?

The echoes of "free demi" still radiate from those hallowed halls, and as someone who has a) personality and b) everything else, I would place myself on a pedestal easily

demi's ego

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #31 on:** October 23, 2007, 09:31:12 PM »

i would place you on a rock hard 7" pedestal, demi

demi · « **Reply #32 on:** October 23, 2007, 09:46:07 PM »

Only if you have a 40" waistline to go with it

Beezy · « **Reply #33 on:** October 23, 2007, 10:01:55 PM »

Quote from: demi on October 23, 2007, 09:46:07 PM

Only if you have a 40" waistline to go with it

drohne · « **Reply #34 on:** October 23, 2007, 10:04:29 PM »

i was actually reading drinky's posts in that egm thread and thinking about how lazy my posts have gotten lately. i feel so validated. let's jerk each other off

Mondain · « **Reply #35 on:** October 23, 2007, 10:22:07 PM »

Jesus, what's with this infatuation about posting as many sneaky or stylized anti-PS3 posts as possible on message boards filled with dorks, as if it was something glorious or important? I've never seen anything like this, it's like a creepy cult. Even nbots and Jehovah's witnesses aren't as rabid.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #36 on:** October 23, 2007, 10:38:03 PM »

I like Drinky.

Quote from: Mondain on October 23, 2007, 10:22:07 PM

Jesus, what's with this infatuation about posting as many sneaky or stylized anti-PS3 posts as possible on message boards filled with dorks, as if it was something glorious or important? I've never seen anything like this, it's like a creepy cult. Even nbots and Jehovah's witnesses aren't as rabid.

Maybe not, but I bet born-again Christians are as rabid!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #37 on:** October 23, 2007, 10:38:59 PM »

because the ps3 is a technically inferior platform with a high price and an impoverished library

i don't see the crime

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #38 on:** October 23, 2007, 10:43:43 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on October 23, 2007, 10:38:59 PM

because the ps3 is a technically inferior platform with a high price and an impoverished library

i don't see the crime

but but but but
IT SUCKS YOUR DICK!

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #39 on:** October 23, 2007, 10:44:56 PM »

Quote from: demi on October 23, 2007, 07:42:22 PM

Legendary implies they have a reason to be remembered. What did demon and AniHawk do?

you used to do a pretty good demon impersonation back in the day...

I was constantly confused as to who was who, and who was snarkier.

edit: And Drinky's cool because he doesn't give an f if you think he's cool. That's cool

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #40 on:** October 23, 2007, 10:45:03 PM »

Like I wrote downstairs, they need to strip the PS3 out of the PS3 and sell me the "PSB" Blu Ray player for $200 so I can see the 1080p lumps on the bald head of Bruce Willis in Die Hard 4

fuck a ratchet, and fuck a clank

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #41 on:** October 23, 2007, 10:46:03 PM »

Jotaro, that's not even what this thread is about but you're right that we can do better. Let's do something more entertaining, like interviewing you.

Why does the 360's dvd drive hurt your ears so bad? Did you get dropped on the head a lot because you were such an ugly baby?

Mondain · « **Reply #42 on:** October 23, 2007, 11:16:24 PM »

Like Rocky Horror Picture Show fanboys attending a projection.

demi · « **Reply #43 on:** October 23, 2007, 11:22:20 PM »

Mondain in a nutshell

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #44 on:** October 23, 2007, 11:43:05 PM »

Quote from: demi on October 23, 2007, 11:22:20 PM

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Mondain in a nutshell

fixed

MCD · « **Reply #45 on:** October 24, 2007, 12:40:30 AM »

Drinky

though TBH, he was wasting his time on that Darji fellow.

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Author Topic: Why is Drinky Crow so cool? (Read 5457 times)