So I'm supposed to believe it took some sort of awesome super ninja to kill a gay ass nine-tailed fox?
First of all, who can't stomp a fox if it's being all aggressive. They are like smaller than most dogs. I could crush a fox head with the heel of one of my daintier pairs of Doc Martens.
And I mean, I know Japanese people are all tiny and small and shit, so maybe they don't have the tootsies to easily lay out the pathetic wildlife, but look at it this way: the fox had nine tails, aka it was physically deformed. It took an uber ninja to take on what was basically the Synbios of foxes?
Lol, the Japanese are so weak. And it's not just physical weakness, either. Even if I were a total puny simp like The Black Stallion, I could use my noodle to outwit a deformed fox, but the Japanese? Fuck no. Their utter failure at producing a chess grandmaster since the title's inception is more than enough proof of that. Heck, as of last year, and possibly even today, FIDE lists no Japanese amongst the world's top 100 chess players.
I don't like to be discrimnatory, or paint with a broad brush, but if Naruto has taught me anything in the approximately 20 seconds I have played, it's that the Japanese belong in the genetic underclass along with people that play the PSP with their feet, stomping and flapping upon its buttons with toes as if it were some sort of distinguished mentally-challenged nine-tailed fox.
