I'm running a GAF-donation drive if any of you cheapos wanna chip in.

[GilloD]

Short story: Particle's house got repossesed because his grandma took out a loan and the loan company completely and utterly fucked her over big time. His family is in a lurch, they're literally being kicked to the sidewalk in a day or two. Anyhow, it was his sister's 9th birthday and he was supposed to get her a DS, but as his family is totally shit-broke, it was a no-go. I organized a little drive and got some GAF folks to chip in (17 committed, 6 paid and 2 donated games so far)and get the girl a DS because she's 9 and life sucks and it's only 5 bucks a person, so fuck it.

Anyway, if any of you guys would like to kick in a couple of bucks on a little early X-Mas cheer PM me and I can give you the details.

[Synbios459]

What GilloD forgot to mention was that his grandparents are millionaires yet won't give them any money to help, what assholes

[MrAngryFace]

PM me with the method of donation.

[huckleberry]

PM sent.  I have a young daughter and would hope someone would do the same for her.

[Synbios459]

PM sent

[demi]

Is it PayPal? AIM me - frostitution

I'll throw something your way

[Mondain]

I could give my fat DS away and a few games if that's acceptable instead of getting ripped off by fucking EBGames, but I think I've lost the stylus

[GilloD]

I'm just gonna post the info here because I'm tired of dealing with PMs:

Hey Vormund!,

This is what I sent to everyone else. Thanks for your interest1;


Hey guys,

Thanks for pitching in! I wish I could PM more than 5 folks at a time, we're 12 strong at this point:

TerryLee81 ; Shogun ; Kestastrophe ; Gary Whitta ; njxfalkor
link1110; funkmastergeneral; thetrin; budokaimr2; allstairw; avatar299;

Current DS pricing is like 130, which breaks down to 10.83 bucks a pop. I know some of you weren't able to donate as much and some of you are able to donate more, so just give what you can. If the total donations are more than than 130$, anyone who donated in excess of 10.83 will recieve a proportional share of the excess cash back. Does that make sense? It does in my head.

Anyhow, I couldn't figure out how to create a "charity" sort of PayPal account, so I hope you don't mind sending along to my personal account. I realize that sounds a little bit shady, but by my post count alone I'm sure you realize I'm not some lurker trying to make a quick buck. My AIM name is zimog if you have any questions for me. I won't accept any funds until the totals are in.

I actually haven't checked back in the thread to see if anyone else is in, but if that happens and the average donation cost falls, I'll refund anything in excess of the 10.83 at the moment, should you choose to donate over that amount.

I'll keep an Excel tally of the amounts and update you guys on the situation at the end of the evening.

My PayPal addy is: scott.stephan@gmail.com and that's also my personall address if you have any Q's.

Thanks again!,
GilloD/Scott

PT 2:

Hey guys,

So all told 16 interested persons have e-mailed me, 5 have paid and 1 has sent some goods via INTERNATIONAL MAIL. Yes, gentleman, we done gone international.

Some of you guys sent me PayPal payments without your username so I wasn't able to attach a payment to a name. If you prefer to remain anon, that's fine, but below I'll list a first name and you can PM me back if you'd like me to recognize the contribution in relation to your GAF-name.

Moral of the story: Tell me your GAF name in the PayPal business!

Otherwise, the average donation now stands at: $7.64
Our current totals are: $75.83 thanks to a quite generous donation from Mosaic.

People I need GAF names from if they'd like to be recognized:
Daniel
Jamal


Those totals are off now. We're actually just shy of 130 bucks and the average donation is probably closer to 5 bucks. When we crest 130, I'll contact all the donators and see if they want cash back or nab a game or something.

[Mupepe]

gillod really is a sweetheart <3 <3

[demi]

PayPal sent, enjoy

[GilloD]

Bumping! I'll be closing out at midnight and sending an update a little before. Still waiting on one or two donations, but we're up at 190$. I'll see if anyone wants a refund and whatever is left I guess we'll nab a gift card to Best Buy or something.

[FlameOfCallandor]

What? His house is getting reposed and all he wants to do is get a DS. Damn. Talk about messes up priorities. 

[demi]

:|

[Synbios459]

What? His house is getting reposed and all he wants to do is get a DS. Damn. Talk about messes up priorities. 

No, it's for his little sister, he promised to get her one before this happened.

[Shuri]

The whole story smells like bs, sorry. The dude posts like 60 times a day instead of working. The DS should be sold if the story is even true. It's just some addict wanting free shit. Ask him to post a pic of himself and the so called little sister first.

[Ichirou]

He already posted pics of his little sister's birthday party.  He's 15 years old and home-schooled, so of course he posts a lot.

I'm at work right now so Paypal is blocked but I'll donate as soon as I get home, GilloD.

[GilloD]

The whole story smells like bs, sorry. The dude posts like 60 times a day instead of working. The DS should be sold if the story is even true. It's just some addict wanting free shit. Ask him to post a pic of himself and the so called little sister first.

I've talked to him already, it's not BS and this shit happens a lot more than you think it does. I've confirmed everything, it's all legit. he posted pics of his sister's birthday, I'm not gonna ask a 15 year old for pics of himself and his 9 year old sister. That's Synbios territory.

[Ichirou]

GilloD's a good guy.

[Mondain]

The kid who made the topic does seem oddly articulate and knowledgeable for a mere 15 years-old boy, but I don't think that it's a fraud. If he wanted to bait a community for money or gifts, he'd have aimed for a way more expensive item. It doesn't seem to be worth these sorts of risk for something like a DS that costs so little.

[bagofeyes]

what a scam

[xnikki118x]

The kid who made the topic does seem oddly articulate and knowledgeable for a mere 15 years-old boy, but I don't think that it's a fraud. If he wanted to bait a community for money or gifts, he'd have aimed for a way more expensive item. It doesn't seem to be worth these sorts of risk for something like a DS that costs so little.

I was extremely articulate as a teen, especially as a younger teen. I think I've become progressively dumber over the years, though. =/


I don't know the poster in question, but I hope everything ends up being okay with his family.

[Synbios459]

what a scam

read http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=206568

[Synbios459]

The kid who made the topic does seem oddly articulate and knowledgeable for a mere 15 years-old boy, but I don't think that it's a fraud. If he wanted to bait a community for money or gifts, he'd have aimed for a way more expensive item. It doesn't seem to be worth these sorts of risk for something like a DS that costs so little.

I was extremely articulate as a teen, especially as a younger teen. I think I've become progressively dumber over the years, though. =/


I don't know the poster in question, but I hope everything ends up being okay with his family.

Yeah, but don't girls mature faster than boys?

[Synbios459]

Good morning everyone, glad to see shuri is spreading that hate(you go girl!). Listen, later today if you still question if theres a 9 year old little girl I will provide pictures. Granted, you could claim that I found these on the google so I'll have her hold up a nice "EvilBore, yeah we're pretty awesome" sign.

Still not enough? Well, then I have no choice. A while back I made a topic asking what the hell was this bump on my crotch and eyelid. It just so happens there are still there and I have no problem showing them. So if anyone doesn't mind possibly spending some one on one time with Dateline's Chris Hanson, say the word and I'll show you my naughty bits.

Frankly, I don't care what you think Shuri.You could think I'm some creepy man who scams people out of DS lites to feed some crack addition, whatever, it's fine. However, that last thing I'll have you do is call me a liar and try to ruin my credibility on NeoGAF, or any gaming related website for that matter.

You wanna know why I make 11.12 posts on GAF a day since joining on March 22ed 2007? It's because I'm lonely. I had a hard time making friends in school. I didn't fit in with everyone else, yeah I tryed to fake it but after awhile it gets tiring. I found GAF after being a "lurker" on IGN and other forums for awhile, something clicked and ever since Ive enjoyed posting there.


Anyway, like Ive said before, I'm still in shock that you guys would do this for me and my family. You have officially made a little girls Late Birthday / Early Christmas the best one yet.

I owe you all so much but right now I can only give my gratitude so I hope that is enough for right now.

There is no man behind the green curtian, I'm not trying to scam you all. However, if you feel this way I'll tell GilloD to refund all your money.

-Brian

I'm lonely to

[bagofeyes]

yeah, why dont you cunts donate to synbios? the guy cant even wash himself.

[TVC15]

Good morning everyone, glad to see shuri is spreading that hate(you go girl!). Listen, later today if you still question if theres a 9 year old little girl I will provide pictures. Granted, you could claim that I found these on the google so I'll have her hold up a nice "EvilBore, yeah we're pretty awesome" sign.

Still not enough? Well, then I have no choice. A while back I made a topic asking what the hell was this bump on my crotch and eyelid. It just so happens there are still there and I have no problem showing them. So if anyone doesn't mind possibly spending some one on one time with Dateline's Chris Hanson, say the word and I'll show you my naughty bits.

Frankly, I don't care what you think Shuri.You could think I'm some creepy man who scams people out of DS lites to feed some crack addition, whatever, it's fine. However, that last thing I'll have you do is call me a liar and try to ruin my credibility on NeoGAF, or any gaming related website for that matter.

You wanna know why I make 11.12 posts on GAF a day since joining on March 22ed 2007? It's because I'm lonely. I had a hard time making friends in school. I didn't fit in with everyone else, yeah I tryed to fake it but after awhile it gets tiring. I found GAF after being a "lurker" on IGN and other forums for awhile, something clicked and ever since Ive enjoyed posting there.


Anyway, like Ive said before, I'm still in shock that you guys would do this for me and my family. You have officially made a little girls Late Birthday / Early Christmas the best one yet.

I owe you all so much but right now I can only give my gratitude so I hope that is enough for right now.

There is no man behind the green curtian, I'm not trying to scam you all. However, if you feel this way I'll tell GilloD to refund all your money.

-Brian

Don't worry about it.  I think the vast majority of people believe you.  As a matter of fact, there were only like 2 naysayers in that entire thread.  Don't worry about gits like shuri.

[demi]

yeah, why dont you cunts donate to synbios? the guy cant even wash himself.

We donate with our tax money.

[TVC15]

Synbios has never even known the feel of his own hand on his dickus.  I am into dominance shit, so I would offer to let him move in as my Sex Butler, but I have a feeling he's shitty at cleaning.

[bluemax]

The kid who made the topic does seem oddly articulate and knowledgeable for a mere 15 years-old boy, but I don't think that it's a fraud. If he wanted to bait a community for money or gifts, he'd have aimed for a way more expensive item. It doesn't seem to be worth these sorts of risk for something like a DS that costs so little.

I was extremely articulate as a teen, especially as a younger teen. I think I've become progressively dumber over the years, though. =/


I don't know the poster in question, but I hope everything ends up being okay with his family.

Yeah, but don't girls mature faster than boys?

I used to lie about my age online and pass as older. I'd talk to mid late 20s women when I was like 12-16.

[Ichirou]

yeah, why dont you cunts donate to synbios? the guy cant even wash himself.

He gets $670 a month of taxpayer money to spend on his own shit.  Fuck him.

[Synbios459]

I'm lonely to

Well, I'm sure you'll meet somebody nice.

yeah, why dont you cunts donate to synbios? the guy cant even wash himself.

Maybe next year I'll be well off enough to donate a dollar or two to get him a penpal from thailand, hooker, or maybe(from how you guys talk) a full-time nurse.

Don't worry about it. I think the vast majority of people believe you.  As a matter of fact, there were only like 2 naysayers in that entire thread.  Don't worry about gits like shuri.

I know I shouldn't think much of it but I hate being called a liar. I don't believe any of my posts have given reason to think I'm some skechy con man using magical trickery to fool you into funding my drug empire. Shuri is like A internet Phoenix Wright.

Oh God, I shouldn't have said Phoenix Wright he'll scream objection! and the bust me for what I really am, A caring brother who made a promise to his sister that ran into some very bad luck and could not keep his end of the deal.

I'll let you in on something, someone(can't remember because I gotten alot of PMs, sorry man)from NeoGAF offered me money to help pay for everything(bankrupcy bills and all that jazz). Do you honestly think if I was some fucking con man that I would of passed that up?

Geez particle, are your grandparents just really selfish? Seems to me they'd do whatever they could to keep their family stable.

[Synbios459]

Geez particle, are your grandparents just really selfish? Seems to me they'd do whatever they could to keep their family stable.

No see as I mentioned to GilloD and in the thred on GAF, they did decide to give us money. Of couse, it was after dealing with them since the 7th and after the fact we had enough money. They're thing was they needed to move money around and we can still keep the money to buy food and stuff.

Whatever, they'll get their fucking money back. Might not be right now but they will be repayed(in pesos, probably).

As long as I have my Nana, I don't need anymore grandparents.

They're millionaires, why would they care if they get any money back considering it's their family. I dunno, but if I were a millionaire the first thing I'd do is pay off all of my family's debts and give them a good chunk of money.

[Synbios459]

As long as I have my Nana, I don't need anymore grandparents.

They're millionaires, why would they care if they get any money back considering it's their family. I dunno, but if I were a millionaire the first thing I'd do is pay off all of my family's debts and give them a good chunk of money.

According to the story I'm told, its not like they can freely access this money whenever they want. Apperently a good chunk is put away for family in case they die.
[/quote]Then you know what to do.

[T234]

yeah, why dont you cunts donate to synbios? the guy cant even wash himself.

He gets $670 a month of taxpayer money to spend on his own shit.  Fuck him.

HE MAKES MORE MONEY THAN I DO

[Himu]

Dude, Particle. Nice to see ya, I'll be sure to chip in!

[demi]

Alright, my sister had the day off

What?

[demi]

Shuri is like A internet Phoenix Wright.

Shuri is a bit schizo, nevermind what he says

[Shuri]

Demi, in my office now; Particlereality, props on showing credential, now enjoy the games.

[Shuri]

yes, until next time...

[GilloD]

A HAPPY ENDING. Until I reveal myself to be ParticleReality and run away with teh moneyz.

[Mondain]

Why did you go ahead and recklessly posted real-life pictures to "prove" something to a bunch of ungrateful Internet people, as if you owed them a token of authenticity? You don't ever owe ANYTHING to crowds. If some don't want to believe what is your tangible reality then it's their own damn problem.

[xnikki118x]

yeah, why dont you cunts donate to synbios? the guy cant even wash himself.

He gets $670 a month of taxpayer money to spend on his own shit.  Fuck him.

HE MAKES MORE MONEY THAN I DO

Me, too.

I mean, I've only been working like 15 hours a week lately because I have an unpaid internship, but still. Man.