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Mupepe

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if you had to, which person of the same sex would let ravage you?
« on: November 20, 2007, 05:40:56 PM »
i'd let rob thomas tear my ass up... only if i absolutely had to though...
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: if you had to, which person of the same sex would let ravage you?
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2007, 05:54:32 PM »
rob thomas would NEVER ravage you, 'pepe. he would hold you in his arms and croon a nostalgic tune of damaged love into your ear while his babysoft fingers deftly brushed a fine patina of vaseline on your manpucker, right before he eased his 5 inch schtupper in to the strains of "mad season".
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Re: if you had to, which person of the same sex would let ravage you?
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2007, 05:56:04 PM »
The guy from Matchbox 20 or the producer of Veronica Mars?
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Re: if you had to, which person of the same sex would let ravage you?
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2007, 06:00:30 PM »
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Smooth Groove

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Re: if you had to, which person of the same sex would let ravage you?
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2007, 06:02:23 PM »
Danny Bonaduce.  For obvious reasons.
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Candyflip

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Re: if you had to, which person of the same sex would let ravage you?
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2007, 06:06:09 PM »
Quote from: Smooth Groove on November 20, 2007, 06:02:23 PM
Danny Bonaduce.  For obvious reasons.
Bwaha. On that note I'll go with Gary Coleman.
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Re: if you had to, which person of the same sex would let ravage you?
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2007, 06:07:58 PM »
Gus Triandos
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Smooth Groove

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Re: if you had to, which person of the same sex would let ravage you?
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2007, 06:09:13 PM »
Quote from: Candyflip on November 20, 2007, 06:06:09 PM
Quote from: Smooth Groove on November 20, 2007, 06:02:23 PM
Danny Bonaduce.  For obvious reasons.
Bwaha. On that note I'll go with Gary Coleman.

I don't know.  There're some black midgets with huge penises.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: if you had to, which person of the same sex would let ravage you?
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2007, 06:10:29 PM »
Ravage? No; my poop has been slightly bloodly this week anyway, I don't need more medical complications.

But I'd let Usher suck my dick
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Mupepe

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Re: if you had to, which person of the same sex would let ravage you?
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2007, 06:38:56 PM »
Quote from: Professor Prole on November 20, 2007, 05:54:32 PM
rob thomas would NEVER ravage you, 'pepe. he would hold you in his arms and croon a nostalgic tune of damaged love into your ear while his babysoft fingers deftly brushed a fine patina of vaseline on your manpucker, right before he eased his 5 inch schtupper in to the strains of "mad season".
:shh that made me wet

Quote from: border on November 20, 2007, 05:56:04 PM
The guy from Matchbox 20 or the producer of Veronica Mars?
mb20, duh.
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Human Snorenado

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Re: if you had to, which person of the same sex would let ravage you?
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2007, 07:27:03 PM »
I don't think Larry King would be able to do much ravaging.
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Re: if you had to, which person of the same sex would let ravage you?
« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2007, 07:46:26 PM »
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 20, 2007, 06:10:29 PM
But I'd let Usher suck my dick

 :lol

in that case, i'll chose michael jackson.  i'm sure he sucks a mean dick.
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Re: if you had to, which person of the same sex would let ravage you?
« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2007, 08:06:41 PM »
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Barry Egan

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Re: if you had to, which person of the same sex would let ravage you?
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2007, 08:09:19 PM »
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