dead babies for sale at target lulz

[xnikki118x]

You need to click this link because there's a picture of the ad in question and everything.
http://www.crystalair.com/content.php?id=28200708005

Target: 'Dead Baby Giveaway' A Typo

MINNEAPOLIS, Minn. (CAP) - Discount department store Target has apologized for an advertisement in a recent flier that offered to give away dead babies for just $5.99 with the purchase of $200 in merchandise. However, store executives said they are legally bound to honor the promotion.

[Himu]

Ahahahaha

[Van Cruncheon]

i will purchase the deplorable wii if target honors this agreement

can i pick the preferred race of my dead baby, and do i need to show up early so i don't get stuck with a mexican one

[Himu]

but mupepe's mexican it could be an awesome dead baby

[Mandark]

Kind of a poor man's Onion, that site.

[Van Cruncheon]

way to dash my hopes, mandark. now i'm just gonna hafta go find a dead baby on my own. hope you can live with yourself!

[bagofeyes]

Is this joke based off some kind of real incident?

[xnikki118x]

DAMMIT. I knew the paragraph about teaming with abortion clinics was suspect but since it wasn't on The Onion, ugh. Well I'm the moron who only knows about one satire site on the internet.

[Van Cruncheon]

don't worry, nikki, i didn't even click the link -- i'm that lame. here, let me comfort you with this dead mexican baby.

[Mupepe]

don't worry, nikki, i didn't even click the link -- i'm that lame. here, let me comfort you with this dead mexican baby.

  that's our dead mexican baby

[Human Snorenado]

don't worry, nikki, i didn't even click the link -- i'm that lame. here, let me comfort you with this dead mexican baby.

  that's our dead mexican baby

I hear they go great with hollandaise sauce.

[Mupepe]

don't worry, nikki, i didn't even click the link -- i'm that lame. here, let me comfort you with this dead mexican baby.

  that's our dead mexican baby

I hear they go great with hollandaise sauce.

You can't mix French and Mexican!

[The Fake Shemp]

This is completely inappropriate humor!

[Barry Egan]

don't worry, nikki, i didn't even click the link -- i'm that lame. here, let me comfort you with this dead mexican baby.

  that's our dead mexican baby

I hear they go great with hollandaise sauce.

You can't mix French and Mexican!

This is what I got when I put French-Mexican in to Google

NSFW

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You can guess which one represents the Mexican pretty easy!

[Mupepe]

oh wtf  that's fucking bullshit

[Barry Egan]

NOMNOMNOM

[Tauntaun]

dead babies

[Candyflip]

However, store executives said they are legally bound to honor the promotion.

What the fuck is wrong with this world?