I need to quit making relationship thread, but shit, I'm confused.

[Mupepe]

Well, I'm still going to proceed, mainly because it's amusing at least. My strategy is probably going to consist of me laying back and waiting for her to do something.

unzip your pants a little bit while you two are watching a movie and see how she reacts.

[Bloodwake]

Well, I'm still going to proceed, mainly because it's amusing at least. My strategy is probably going to consist of me laying back and waiting for her to do something.

unzip your pants a little bit while you two are watching a movie and see how she reacts.

 

I might just do that.

[Prost]

So, since you guys all care:

I see this girl I've been talking about on here today for the first time in several days and she's extremely friendly towards me. She wants for me to hang out with her, so I say yes.

We end up going to see The Mist with a few friends of mine, and she basically drug my arm from it's comfortable position by my seat over her. This also happened briefly in the car on the way home, but I took the initiative that time.

I was doing so good too, acting like I didn't care. Evidently that works like fucking magic. Until she decides she needs to go and hang out with this other guy I think she likes.

I was going to analyze this by placing it on this forum, but instead, I'm going to go finish off my half gallon of Beam. Moral of the story: women are fucking confusing, and I don't think decoding signals is my lot in life.

so acting like her grabbing your arm doesnt mean anything to you is supposed to do what for her again?

[Robo]

Going back to the first post, attempting to analyze codes and signals is enough to drive anyone batshit, particularly little discreet ones.  Women who do that intentionally are fuckfaces and the ones who do it unintentionally are stupid.  Did I leave any group out?  All women are whores.

[Mupepe]

Going back to the first post, attempting to analyze codes and signals is enough to drive anyone batshit, particularly little discreet ones.  Women who do that intentionally are fuckfaces and the ones who do it unintentionally are stupid.  Did I leave any group out?  All women are whores.

exactly what i was trying to say outside the all women being whores thing. 

do not analyze their shit.  if it works, it works.  if it doesn't, it doesn't.  relationships should not be that complicated!  any relationship that starts off with that much awkwardness, uncertainty and outright deceit should be written off immediately.

[jobber]

[Bloodwake]

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Sorry, gave that lifestyle up when I graduated high school

[Human Snorenado]

lol, by making a move I just meant he should take her to a movie, put his arm over her shoulder, and try to make out with her.  If she spills soda all over his nutz most likely that means she isn't interested.

That's just the thing tho- if he makes the move, he's dealing from a position of weakness.  SHE has to be the one to make the move.

That's true.

She did make the move yesterday though. It was a pleasant surprise.

No, no, no, NO.

She did not "make a move".  She kept you there as an option by being slightly more than friendly towards you.  STOP GETTING PLAYED.

This shit is painful to read, really.

[etiolate]

Just confront her for fucks sake.

"Look, if you want to us me emotionally then I would like to use you physically in return. Fair trade k?"