I'm gonna stop by The Source later to pick up a bunch of these:

On clearance for $0.96! How could I not?
I dunno what else to buy for me. I'll probably get my lady a ridiculously inflated limited edition bobblehead on eBay that I would've gotten FREE if not for a friend's completely technologically distinguished mentally-challenged co-workers who, requiring assistance to type in a fucking URL, delayed us a good twenty minutes. Fuckity fuckmunch, I'm still kinda miffed over it.