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Gay Boy

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Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« on: December 06, 2007, 08:12:30 AM »


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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2007, 08:13:17 AM »
:lol
 
oh god what have they done

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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2007, 08:15:41 AM »
LOL. Thats what you man-children deserve for trying to turn anime or whatever the shit it is into live action.

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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2007, 08:17:54 AM »
Another one lol
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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2007, 08:23:34 AM »
http://www.usatoday.com/life/movies/news/2007-12-05-speed-racer_N.htm?csp=34

"The effects are beyond belief. We called it 'car fu,' because it was like kung fu with the cars," Silver says. "We couldn't have made this movie until right now."

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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2007, 08:25:12 AM »
And they should have made it NEVER

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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2007, 08:31:41 AM »
why is there a 6 on the mach 5...
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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2007, 08:55:04 AM »














[youtube=425,350]r-A-MyCjk_g[/youtube]

matthew (:heartbeat) catching a punch, lol.
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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2007, 09:11:40 AM »


:lol
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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2007, 09:14:54 AM »

Get this lil' fat fuck outta here. He already looks 50.

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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2007, 10:06:42 AM »
[youtube=425,350]ALzDcMDhf2o[/youtube].

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« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2007, 10:13:27 AM »
LOL. Thats what you man-children deserve for trying to turn anime or whatever the shit it is into live action.

Pretty much.
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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2007, 11:04:33 AM »
 :lol Oh man. This could have been great. What the hell is this?
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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2007, 11:20:16 AM »
words cannot describe  :dizzy
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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2007, 11:30:11 AM »
I'm there day one.  :lol :lol :lol

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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2007, 11:32:06 AM »
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Now what in the hell is this?  I mean COME ON!  :maf  Looks like he's choking one off.
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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2007, 11:36:21 AM »
The movie has a monkey??!!

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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #17 on: December 06, 2007, 11:37:33 AM »
Does anyone actually care about this franchise? Are we gonna have a 20 page thread on GAF on how they are ruining our childhood?

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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2007, 11:41:20 AM »
Does anyone actually care about this franchise? Are we gonna have a 20 page thread on GAF on how they are ruining our childhood?

I never watched the show but this is just awful.
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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #19 on: December 06, 2007, 11:48:47 AM »
Wow, this looks like ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Unbelievable.
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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #20 on: December 06, 2007, 12:13:36 PM »
Ugh, I could have seen this coming from a mile away when I heard who was doing it. I'll pass.
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« Reply #21 on: December 06, 2007, 12:35:35 PM »
goddammit.

what the fuck is wrong with you people?  it's transformers all over again.

WHAT DID YOU PEOPLE EXPECT?  THIS DID NOT EVER HAVE POTENTIAL!

i'll be there day fucking one.  it looks like an entertaining bad film at least.

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« Reply #22 on: December 06, 2007, 12:42:37 PM »
Does anyone actually care about this franchise? Are we gonna have a 20 page thread on GAF on how they are ruining our childhood?
You have no soul.
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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #23 on: December 06, 2007, 12:44:43 PM »
this looks insanely weird. and kind of fake and bad. but I'll wait for the trailer to pass final judgment on the look.
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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #24 on: December 06, 2007, 01:36:47 PM »
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Get this lil' fat fuck outta here. He already looks 50.

OMG its like my dream
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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #25 on: December 06, 2007, 02:02:14 PM »
 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

PLEASE tell me this is a sick joke :lol
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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #26 on: December 06, 2007, 02:04:39 PM »
:)

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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #27 on: December 06, 2007, 02:21:10 PM »
headexplodes.gif

I..... dont even know what to say about this. other than WTF
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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #28 on: December 06, 2007, 02:23:36 PM »
The movie has a monkey??!!

well the cartoon had a chimp also
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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #29 on: December 06, 2007, 02:26:04 PM »
http://www.usatoday.com/life/movies/news/2007-12-05-speed-racer_N.htm?csp=34

"The effects are beyond belief. We called it 'car fu,' because it was like kung fu with the cars," Silver says. "We couldn't have made this movie until right now."

............................

 :duh

people need to stop going to the cinema so fucks like this will be out of a job. That quote is so 1999 I think Im going to puke
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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #30 on: December 06, 2007, 02:38:57 PM »
The F-Zero Fast-Lane Special with surprise guest: Speed Racer & friends
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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #31 on: December 06, 2007, 03:04:48 PM »
I can't stop laughing, that looks terrible.

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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #32 on: December 06, 2007, 03:29:47 PM »
This looks hilarious.  Maybe not in the theatre, but this looks worth seeing

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« Reply #33 on: December 06, 2007, 05:18:00 PM »
looks awful and amazing at the same time. A must-rent on DVD.
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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #34 on: December 06, 2007, 07:46:56 PM »
This looks truly awful.  IT WILL MAKE MILLIONS!
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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #35 on: December 06, 2007, 07:50:19 PM »
the way I described it to a coworker was "transdimensional genius rainbow vomit"
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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #36 on: December 06, 2007, 08:12:31 PM »
http://www.usatoday.com/life/movies/news/2007-12-05-speed-racer_N.htm?csp=34

"The effects are beyond belief. We called it 'car fu,' because it was like kung fu with the cars," Silver says. "We couldn't have made this movie until right now."

............................

Isn't that the same guy who said when the matrix sequel came out that something like, 'This movies effects are so good you won't be able to tell if its real people or computers!'

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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #37 on: December 06, 2007, 08:15:37 PM »
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Get this lil' fat fuck outta here. He already looks 50.

He looks like the Mini-Me version of Buddy Hackett.
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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #38 on: December 06, 2007, 08:26:27 PM »
Isn't that the same guy who said when the matrix sequel came out that something like, 'This movies effects are so good you won't be able to tell if its real people or computers!'
:lol :lol :lol :lol


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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #39 on: December 06, 2007, 10:20:08 PM »
OMG its like my dream
"Got any hot dogs mister?"  *oink oink oink*
He looks like the Mini-Me version of Buddy Hackett.
:lol :lol :lol

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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #40 on: December 06, 2007, 10:26:32 PM »
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Why does Emile Hirsch look latino in this picture?
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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #41 on: December 07, 2007, 12:25:25 AM »
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Get this lil' fat fuck outta here. He already looks 50.

He looks like the Mini-Me version of Buddy Hackett.
Hey little kid, have you ever been in a Turkish prison? Have you ever seen a grown man naked?  :-*
Trailer:
http://www.cinematical.com/2007/12/06/first-look-speed-racer-trailer/
« Last Edit: December 07, 2007, 12:27:30 AM by ferrarimanf355 »
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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #42 on: December 07, 2007, 02:04:01 AM »
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« Reply #43 on: December 07, 2007, 02:10:01 AM »
HAHAHAHA
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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #44 on: December 07, 2007, 02:12:14 AM »
I think that trailer was a coded message that activated my assassination programming
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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #45 on: December 07, 2007, 02:25:26 AM »
if you frame-by-frame, the crowd shot at 0:37 and the party scene at 0:47 do a good job of showing off the "no depth-of-field" effect
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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #46 on: December 07, 2007, 02:56:22 AM »


looks like a fifty year old midget wearing children's clothes.
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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #47 on: December 07, 2007, 03:10:53 AM »
trailer clinches it.  This movie is going to rawk.   :gun

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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #48 on: December 07, 2007, 03:23:06 AM »
first thing that came to mind was:

'No it’s real and we are all dinos here! Everyone drifts all the time. It’s impossible to drive straight.'

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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #49 on: December 07, 2007, 03:26:44 AM »
first thing that came to mind was:

'No it’s real and we are all dinos here! Everyone drifts all the time. It’s impossible to drive straight.'



:lol
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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #50 on: December 07, 2007, 09:15:21 AM »
that trailer is fucking trippy. I think I am going to have to see it, even if it's horrible it looks so insane.
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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #51 on: December 07, 2007, 09:19:15 AM »
is that Shia LeBouf?
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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #52 on: December 07, 2007, 09:20:22 AM »
is that Shia LeBouf?
Its that guy from The Girl Next Door.
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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #53 on: December 07, 2007, 09:57:08 AM »
What the fuck did I just witness?
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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #54 on: December 07, 2007, 01:32:40 PM »
Seems to capture the feel of the old cartoon to me!
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« Reply #55 on: December 07, 2007, 01:38:37 PM »
Even if the movie bombs and is horrible, at least we finally have a foolproof mechanism to test children for epilepsy.
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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #56 on: December 07, 2007, 01:42:49 PM »
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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #57 on: December 07, 2007, 01:47:42 PM »
How did I skip this thread until now :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #58 on: December 07, 2007, 04:48:32 PM »
God, I'm afraid of watching that trailer. I would like to keep my ability to see things.
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Re: Speed Racer looks VERY Weird
« Reply #59 on: December 07, 2007, 07:26:14 PM »
It's like an Andy Warhol print brought to life. It's visual kitsch. I love it.
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