In this thread, make random Die Hard quotes

[Hollywood]

I'm bored, haven't been here forever. Therefore the only solution is a dose of John McClane.

"No fucking shit lady does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?!"

[bagofeyes]

"I was outta bullets"

[bork]

Hans: "Now I have a machine gun.  Ho.  Ho....

...ho."

[Hollywood]

And as a side note, since I'm fucking bored - what the shit happened to this place? Open threads and it looks like a dose of 4chan. Damn this place really hit the shitter. MOTHER FUCKER

[bagofeyes]

 

[Hollywood]

I was playing with that Flixter/Facebook app with the never ending movie quiz thing where you just answer multiple choice questions over and over about random movies. I put a few Die Hard ones on there and I was shocked how dumb people are!

Only 34% got this right:

At the end of Die Hard, what does John McClane say to Hans Gruber? (Movie Trivia)

Note this is multiple choice, so if you saw Die Hard, you would know right off - and probably know without the answers listed. Only 34% knew


And then this, only 65%:

In Die Hard what does John McClane say to Hans Gruber when he asks, "Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy? " (Movie Trivia)


 

[The Fake Shemp]

What is Die Hard?

[bork]

What is Die Hard?

A Rob Liefeld character.

[Hollywood]

What is Die Hard?

Leave your man card with the doorkeeper on the way out.

[The Fake Shemp]

I don't get it.  Who is John McClane?

[Joe Molotov]

And then this, only 65%:

In Die Hard what does John McClane say to Hans Gruber when he asks, "Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy? " (Movie Trivia)

Yippie-ki-yay, melon farmer!

[bagofeyes]

I don't get it.  Who is John McClane?

He kills helicopter with car!

[bork]

John McClane is a fictional character in the Die Hard series of films. He is portrayed by Bruce Willis. Premiere ranked him as number 46 of the 100 Greatest Movie Characters of All Time list.

McClane was originally based on the fictional character Detective Joe Leland from Roderick Thorp's novel, Nothing Lasts Forever, along with another character, Frank Malone from Walter H. Wager's novel 58 Minutes (later turned to Die Hard 2) and is somewhat based on and inspired by Dirty Harry. He is depicted as the "American Cowboy", a running gag throughout the films, which in addition to McClane's catch phrase "yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker," often has the villain comparing McClane to John Wayne, although McClane claims he was always partial to Roy Rogers.

McClane often has an African-American supportive person whether be it giving advice, or providing physical back-up. Starting with Al Powell (played by Reginald VelJohnson) during Die Hard and Die Hard 2; Argyle, the limo driver (played by De'voreaux White) in Die Hard; Leslie Barnes (Art Evans) and temporarily Major Grant (John Amos) during Die Hard 2; and lastly, Zeus Carver (Samuel L. Jackson) in Die Hard with a Vengeance. This pattern is broken in the fourth installment Live Free or Die Hard, with Caucasian hacker Matthew Farrell (Justin Long) as his ally.

McClane's marriage is in a constant state of crisis, his vigilantism and disregard for authority have put him in danger of losing his job more than once, and he is a chain-smoker who is described as "two steps away from becoming a full blown alcoholic,"[1] which McClane jokingly insists is only one step.

As a combatant, McClane survives and thrives due to a number of factors – outside-the-box thinking, tenacity, a bizarre form of grace under pressure, and occasionally sheer luck. Paramount to his success, however, is his refusal to let a threat intimidate him into inaction. Whether bungee jumping with a firehose to escape a bomb, emptying a magazine full of blanks at an uncooperative airport security chief, or blowing apart handcuffs with binary explosives, he refuses to let his opponents control an encounter. Recently he's outdone himself - his battle with Thomas Gabriel forced him to engage martial-artists several orders of magnitude more skilled than the terrorists he fought in Nakatomi Tower and Dulles International Airport. Mai Lihn, a high-degree black belt, effortlessly disabled him in hand-to-hand combat. McClane decided against another beating and instead drove a Ford Expedition though the building and knocked her down an elevator shaft. Rand, a master traceur, however, proved resistant to even this approach. McClane instead dealt with him with the suicidal tactic of blasting him with liquid nitrogen. Gabriel himself had him at gunpoint – McClane then shot himself in through the shoulder to eliminate his own captor holding him from behind. Where most people would hesitate – and die – McClane simply acts, with spectacular results.

However, despite his impressive abilities, McClane could be considered a reluctant hero. Citing the state of his life, he says he gets involved in dangerous situations, "because there is nobody else to do it". This philosophy is central to his character.

Jesus, who has the time to write this shit on Wikipedia??

[Joe Molotov]

 

That reads like Chapter 1 of some Die Hard fanfic.