Kids: wear your fucking retainer

[Barry Egan]

I remember when my orthodontist threw my retainer on the swivel table and went "wear this for the rest of your life lol".  I got all indignant.  This is my life, buddy, fuck you!     

...My teeth are all fucked up again!   
 

[TVC15]

Who all is in the Evilbore retainer club, aside from me and you <3

[Gay Boy]

they told me the same thing but fuck that noise I stopped after like 4 months

[bud]

i never wore it outside the house and my teeth turned out just fine. i had braces, though, but luckily, that was only for 7 months or something.

[Madrun Badrun]

Who all is in the Evilbore retainer club, aside from me and you <3

No me.  I'm naturally pretty because I come from good breeding...



...at least thats the fantasy I created for myself. 

[Gay Boy]

Who all is in the Evilbore retainer club, aside from me and you <3

No me.  I'm naturally pretty because I come from good breeding...



...at least thats the fantasy I created for myself. 

how many baths have you had this week

[Barry Egan]

they told me the same thing but fuck that noise I stopped after like 4 months

And how are your teeth?  Mine are about as straight as that one Wachowski brother!

[Phoenix Dark]

I only have to wear it at night

When you brush your teeth, lightly brush the retainer separately. RetainerFresh and SonichBrite are great for getting rid of "retainer smell" as well

[TVC15]

Who all is in the Evilbore retainer club, aside from me and you <3

No me.  I'm naturally pretty because I come from good breeding...



...at least thats the fantasy I created for myself. 

So you basically live this delusional life in some nigh-abandoned part of Canada, wandering around your house wearing cravats?  I picture you as wearing NOTHING but cravats.  I think I have a companion piece to the Father Robby and Thomas FabIo Mysteries brewing in my head. . .

[Gay Boy]

they told me the same thing but fuck that noise I stopped after like 4 months

And how are your teeth?  Mine are about as straight as that one Wachowski brother!

How long has it been? they gave me mine like 3 years ago and they are fine. Dentists are a bunch of fools!

I had one tell me I need my molars removed. Fuck that, I got rid of that dentist and got one that didn't ask me to.

[Phoenix Dark]

Dentists are a bunch of fools!

 

[TVC15]

I grind my teeth my teeth at night badly without mine.  I have noticed pretty significant improvements over just the past month.  My bite is much better, too.  I don't get headaches as much and I generally feel much better.

At first I felt kind of shitty about signing up for this fo' life, but it's totally made me feel better, and if I forget to wear it for 2 days or so, I REALLY NOTICE that I forgot it.

[Barry Egan]

I guess it would be three years for me as well.  Damn me and my degenerate Soviet genes.

[Gay Boy]

I've only gone to the dentist once in the past 3 years and haven't gotten a check up from a doctor in like 4 years. I go to the grocery store for flu shots every year though lol

[Barry Egan]

I'm going to take out a student loan to get my teeth fixed.  I can't stand this anymore. 

[TVC15]

I've only gone to the dentist once in the past 3 years and haven't gotten a check up from a doctor in like 4 years. I go to the grocery store for flu shots every year though lol

Bwahaha, I used to brag about that, too!  Once you *DO* get back to the doctor, be prepared to find out how old you've gotten, and play Count the Chronic Conditions.  You are earning your spouses for life right now.

[Phoenix Dark]

Cheebs has nice teeth. And he smiles too much *smh*

[TVC15]

He's gonna end up having something tasty like leukemia or chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, and I'm going to LAFF because he's a smug ass and his head looks like a fucking MOP.

[CajoleJuice]

holy shit lol

[Gay Boy]

Eh at least I wont get old and have to see all my hair fall o u t.

[Phoenix Dark]

Eh at least I wont get old and have to see all my hair fall o u t.

black bald people>white bald people

It's a fact

[TVC15]

Okay, where the fuck does Arvie live?  It is somewhere completely backwoods like I dunno, Newfoundland, right?  That's all metaphorical.

Okay, the long-awaited companion piece to the Father Robby and Thomas FabIo Mysteries:

Boy Prince Arvie, Dandy of Newfoundland

Is that a good start?  I alread have ideas dancing in my head.  Somewhat inspired by Joris-Karl Huysmans classic decadent tale A Rebours.

[TVC15]

Eh at least I wont get old and have to see all my hair fall o u t.

Pride before the fall!  And you just jinxed yourself, you poor regrettable bastard!

[Gay Boy]

Eh at least I wont get old and have to see all my hair fall o u t.

black bald people>white bald people

It's a fact

I plan to pull a Bruce Willis. Shave it all off before it all falls out. You end up looking younger that way than giant bald spots. He looks a good 10 years younger than when he does films where he lets it grow back.

I'll either have it long or soon as I have noticable loss it ALL GOES. I refuse any in between.

And I KNOW I'll lose my hair. Both my dad and grandpa's lost their hair around 30. I got only a safe 6-7 years left before my girlish hair is gone for good.

[bud]

Eh at least I wont get old and have to see all my hair fall o u t.

black bald people>white bald people

It's a fact

I plan to pull a Bruce Willis. Shave it all off before it all falls out. You end up looking younger that way than giant bald spots. He looks a good 10 years younger than when he does films where he lets it grow back.

I'll either have it long or soon as I have noticable loss it ALL GOES. I refuse any in between.

And I KNOW I'll lose my hair. Both my dad and grandpa's lost their hair around 30. I got only a safe 6-7 years left before my girlish hair is gone for good.

what if it looks like a cube under all that hear? in that case you won't be able to pull a bruce willis!

[TVC15]

hmmm, maybe Cheebs should be the Dandy Boy Prince of Evilbore in my series, what with the Young Mr. Burnsian curls.

[Gay Boy]

I would like that.

[Phoenix Dark]

Ive already decided after I get rich I'm getting all my teeth removed and replace with new ones Possibly made of ceramic or something clear so it looks like I have no teeth.

Too bad I can't find that Craigslist ad where a guy says he gives the absolute BEST blowjobs because he has no teeth - they were broken in a car accident.

[Madrun Badrun]

Who all is in the Evilbore retainer club, aside from me and you <3

No me.  I'm naturally pretty because I come from good breeding...



...at least thats the fantasy I created for myself. 

how many baths have you had this week

None.   :'(   I have no time to bath because of work.  I will soak while listening to 1up yours tonight.   

So you basically live this delusional life in some nigh-abandoned part of Canada, wandering around your house wearing cravats?  I picture you as wearing NOTHING but cravats.  I think I have a companion piece to the Father Robby and Thomas FabIo Mysteries brewing in my head. . .

If you'd have read my posts you'd know that that cravats have not arrived.  It is very cold. 

[xnikki118x]

I had braces on my top teeth for about two years or something like that, and I wore my retainer for a long time after that. I lost it once at a band competition [yes, I wore a retainer AND was in the marching band lawl] and got another one. I wore it all the time for probably a couple of months, then I only wore it at home, then only at night. I probably wore the thing for the better part of two years. My teeth, thankfully, are still fine.