Patel watches awesome British comedy, so his date would think he was all sophisticated and stuff.
I watch awesome british comedy AND the X-Files.
I seriously don't understand how Patel has been able to consume any media, or even understand the internet, without a working knowledge of the X-Files. I mean, there are X-Files references in basically ANY MEDIA made past the mid 90s! Like a significant portion of culture has been invisible or alien to Patel. Fool can't even get all the jokes on Spaced! He doesn't even UNDERSTAND his sophisticated British comedy! And internet fandom? FUCK! X-Files basically
invented internet television fandom!
Basically, Patel is half a man, and if I were a hot, asian slut hungry for cock, I'd put his ass to the CURB after discovering that he can't understand, CAN'T UNDERSTAND, a well-placed Agent Pendrell reference!