Author Topic: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD! (Read 7040 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** December 08, 2007, 07:30:10 PM »

HE IS A BAD, BAD NERD.

Actually, I don't even think he can call himself a nerd now. He's just a failure. A. FAIL. URE

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1 on:** December 08, 2007, 07:31:40 PM »

omg. just omg. this is the show that was made for him. respect -1000

demi · « **Reply #2 on:** December 08, 2007, 07:32:17 PM »

not even one episode? everyone's seen at least one episode late at night, or during the day. at least.

TVC15 · « **Reply #3 on:** December 08, 2007, 07:32:57 PM »

OMG, I BET HE'S NEVER LUSTED AFTER AGENT SCULLY!

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #4 on:** December 08, 2007, 07:33:45 PM »

I've seen one episode. It was kind of distinguished mentally-challenged. There was like, some Frankenstein and it ended with him dancing. I think I never watched it again because that episode was so dumb.

I also went to see the movie, and it made no sense and was about oil and spaceships in Antarctica and was boring.

So that episode + the movie = I was convinced the X-Files was confusing, goofy, and dumb.

also, Gillian Anderson has less personality than a robot

demi · « **Reply #5 on:** December 08, 2007, 07:34:19 PM »

i like it when scully has nosebleeds. all over my flaccid [object of alien origin]

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** December 08, 2007, 07:34:56 PM »

me not seeing one episode of Simpsons>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Patel seeing one episode of XY-Files

TVC15 · « **Reply #7 on:** December 08, 2007, 07:35:18 PM »

That episode was dumb, but you of all people should know that you don't judge long-running shows that have notorious quality drops later on off of one episode.

I can't believe you! How have you gotten like, any jokes that have been made by nerds over the past decade and a half? You are more than a decade behind the nerd culture curve!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #8 on:** December 08, 2007, 07:35:59 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 08, 2007, 07:34:56 PM

me not seeing one episode of Simpsons>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Patel seeing one episode of XY-Files

But we all know you're a failure.

demi · « **Reply #9 on:** December 08, 2007, 07:36:17 PM »

even Spaced is filled with XFiles references -- most notably Tim's raging lust for Scully!

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #10 on:** December 08, 2007, 07:37:02 PM »

I've also never seen an episode of Seinfeld

I'm proud of that, really

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #11 on:** December 08, 2007, 07:37:53 PM »

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #12 on:** December 08, 2007, 07:38:12 PM »

part of it was when I was in HS there were these two people I hated who LOVED X-Files and would not fucking shut up about it and wore X-Files logo jackets to school and they were the biggest most awful social pariahs in the city

I rejected the x-files to reject them

TVC15 · « **Reply #13 on:** December 08, 2007, 07:38:31 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on December 08, 2007, 07:37:02 PM

I've also never seen an episode of Seinfeld

I'm proud of that, really

You shouldn't be. Despite being a mass market success, Seinfeld is actually a really funny show, and it's generally really clever. Don't mistake it with Friends. Seinfeld is about a zillion times better. It's also a zillion times better than any Seinfeld standup.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #14 on:** December 08, 2007, 07:39:57 PM »

Patel fails fucking HARD. I'll never look at him the same way again.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #15 on:** December 08, 2007, 07:40:38 PM »

everytime I try to watch Seinfeld I end up changing the channel during a slap bass transitions. I've seen like 10-15 minutes of many episodes.

that slap bass is like Jerry hitting me in the face with his cock. I CAN'T DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I HATE IT.

I also hate every member of that cast and I don't see the point of a comedy without any likeable characters

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #16 on:** December 08, 2007, 07:40:58 PM »

EPIC FAIL

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #17 on:** December 08, 2007, 07:41:18 PM »

doom ba doom ba doom boom bowowowowowoow

TVC15 · « **Reply #18 on:** December 08, 2007, 07:41:50 PM »

Fuck Gravity's Rainbow and Pale Fire. Your new years resolution is to watch at least the first 3 seasons of the X-Files, and at least seasons 2-7 of Seinfeld.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #19 on:** December 08, 2007, 07:41:59 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on December 08, 2007, 07:38:31 PM

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on December 08, 2007, 07:37:02 PM
I've also never seen an episode of Seinfeld

I'm proud of that, really

You shouldn't be. Despite being a mass market success, Seinfeld is actually a really funny show, and it's generally really clever. Don't mistake it with Friends. Seinfeld is about a zillion times better. It's also a zillion times better than any Seinfeld standup.

Agreed, although Seinfeld did get annoying near the end because the show was too aware of their cleverness. A joke isn't as funny if it feels contrived.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #20 on:** December 08, 2007, 07:42:41 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on December 08, 2007, 07:41:50 PM

Fuck Gravity's Rainbow and Pale Fire. Your new years resolution is to watch at least the first 3 seasons of the X-Files, and at least seasons 2-7 of Seinfeld.

If Patel was my Secret Santa recipient, I would send him one of my Seinfeld sets.

TVC15 · « **Reply #21 on:** December 08, 2007, 07:42:59 PM »

Really, Patel, how did you survive the 90s without watching, by a fair margin, the two best television shows of the decade?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #22 on:** December 08, 2007, 07:43:23 PM »

if I have to choose between Nabokov and Pynchon or Carter and Seinfeld I am siding with the book fegs

TVC: I don't watch TV. I haven't had a TV hooked up since like...1994? 1995? I watched AD on DVD and I guess I kept up with Battlestar Galactica but that's like the only real TV I've dealt with.

it was funny when I went on vacation to Hawaii earlier this year and our house had TV. I was totally entranced by E! reality shows and commercials. like I was out of a third world country

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #23 on:** December 08, 2007, 07:45:01 PM »

I see... you're one of those uber-nerds!

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #24 on:** December 08, 2007, 07:45:36 PM »

I've heard that Pynchon's works are incoherent.

TVC15 · « **Reply #25 on:** December 08, 2007, 07:49:32 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on December 08, 2007, 07:43:23 PM

if I have to choose between Nabokov and Pynchon or Carter and Seinfeld I am siding with the book fegs

TVC: I don't watch TV. I haven't had a TV hooked up since like...1994? 1995? I watched AD on DVD and I guess I kept up with Battlestar Galactica but that's like the only real TV I've dealt with.

You missed some great shows! You skipped on the X-Files, but came out of your shell for Battlestar Galactica? A show that was originally created with the intention of being a direct Star Wars and Mormonism ripoff? These are SAD SAD nerd priorities!

bud · « **Reply #26 on:** December 08, 2007, 08:07:36 PM »

no wonder he always gets stood up by girls

Himu · « **Reply #27 on:** December 08, 2007, 08:11:48 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 08, 2007, 07:34:56 PM

me not seeing one episode of Simpsons>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Patel seeing one episode of XY-Files

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!!!?

Himu · « **Reply #28 on:** December 08, 2007, 08:12:46 PM »

Patel's date: Have you seen the X-files? I'm a big fan.
Patel: I have seen one episode of the X-files and it was distinguished mentally-challenged.
Patel's date: You're a fucker loser, this date is over

bud · « **Reply #29 on:** December 08, 2007, 08:13:52 PM »

i've been watching family guy lately and i'm enjoying it more than the simpsons nowadays. and the thing is: it's probably the most immature show i've ever seen yet i still at laugh every joke.

Himu · « **Reply #30 on:** December 08, 2007, 08:17:08 PM »

even more immature than mad tv?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #31 on:** December 08, 2007, 08:17:25 PM »

Quote from: dcharlie on December 08, 2007, 08:09:30 PM

i watched Battlestar for Grace Park. I tuned out all the story and dialogue gubbins.

hmmm.... delicious Grace Park Maxim photographs....

She's so average looking.

Quote from: Himuro on December 08, 2007, 08:12:46 PM

Patel's date: Have you seen the X-files? I'm a big fan.
Patel: I have seen one episode of the X-files and it was distinguished mentally-challenged.
Patel's date: You're a fucker loser, this date is over

That scenario has never happened to anyone. Maybe if you replace X Files with Friends.

Quote from: bud on December 08, 2007, 08:13:52 PM

i've been watching family guy lately and i'm enjoying it more than the simpsons nowadays. and the thing is: it's probably the most immature show i've ever seen yet i still at laugh every joke.

I may have laughed once or twice while watching Family Guy. So brutal. So forced.

Himu · « **Reply #32 on:** December 08, 2007, 08:18:10 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on December 08, 2007, 08:17:25 PM

That scenario has never happened to anyone. Maybe if you replace X Files with Friends.

i think mupepe said once that he broke up with a girl because she liked a shitty rap song

bud · « **Reply #33 on:** December 08, 2007, 08:19:34 PM »

girls like friends

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #34 on:** December 08, 2007, 08:21:14 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on December 08, 2007, 08:18:10 PM

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on December 08, 2007, 08:17:25 PM

That scenario has never happened to anyone. Maybe if you replace X Files with Friends.

i think mupepe said once that he broke up with a girl because she liked a shitty rap song

Maybe, but a woman would not break up with a man because he didn't watch X Files.

Anyway, was it Soulja Boy? 'Cause I would have done the same. And I have not had sex since Reagan was alive. Actually I haven't had sex since Reagan was alive and still knew who he was.

Himu · « **Reply #35 on:** December 08, 2007, 08:26:02 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on December 08, 2007, 08:21:14 PM

Quote from: Himuro on December 08, 2007, 08:18:10 PM
Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on December 08, 2007, 08:17:25 PM

That scenario has never happened to anyone. Maybe if you replace X Files with Friends.

i think mupepe said once that he broke up with a girl because she liked a shitty rap song
Maybe, but a woman would not break up with a man because he didn't watch X Files.

Anyway, was it Soulja Boy? 'Cause I would have done the same. And I have not had sex since Reagan was alive. Actually I haven't had sex since Reagan was alive and still knew who he was.

no it wasn't soulja boy

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #36 on:** December 08, 2007, 08:30:46 PM »

instead of mocking the poor boy, lets help him out, lets point him in the direction of some of the finer examples of what he's missed so he can skip straight to the good stuff.

For quality X-Files, see...
Sleepless
Home
Never Again
Dark Matter
Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose
Medusa(eff the haters, Doggett rocked)

Himu · « **Reply #37 on:** December 08, 2007, 08:33:19 PM »

Quote from: HyperZoneWasAwesome on December 08, 2007, 08:30:46 PM

instead of mocking the poor boy, lets help him out, lets point him in the direction of some of the finer examples of what he's missed so he can skip straight to the good stuff.

For quality X-Files, see...
Sleepless
Home
Never Again
Dark Matter
Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose
Medusa(eff the haters, Doggett rocked)

the sopranoes

Ichirou · « **Reply #38 on:** December 08, 2007, 08:34:40 PM »

This "I didn't have a TV hooked up from '95" stuff is BS. Patel is probably a big animu nerd. He at least had a TV hooked up for fansubs back in the day. He just didn't watch Seinfeld and X-Files 'cuz they didn't have any asian chicks in the cast.

Also, Grace Park is INCREDIBLY HOT.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #39 on:** December 08, 2007, 08:36:10 PM »

Quote from: dcharlie on December 08, 2007, 08:31:55 PM

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She's so average looking.

everyone is entitled to an opinion , no matter how wrong it is.

search for GRACE PARK MAXIM and if your cock doesn't twitch like a freshly shot corpse, then you are ALREADY SEXUALLY DEAD!

1. I post on forums filled with white nerds.
2. White nerds have weird Asian fetishes.
3. So I've seen these photos dozens of times.
4. She has no ass.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #40 on:** December 08, 2007, 08:38:04 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on December 08, 2007, 08:33:19 PM

Quote from: HyperZoneWasAwesome on December 08, 2007, 08:30:46 PM
instead of mocking the poor boy, lets help him out, lets point him in the direction of some of the finer examples of what he's missed so he can skip straight to the good stuff.

For quality X-Files, see...
Sleepless
Home
Never Again
Dark Matter
Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose
Medusa(eff the haters, Doggett rocked)

the sopranoes

lol

Ichirou · « **Reply #41 on:** December 08, 2007, 08:38:35 PM »

No nudity, but Prole is apparently a bit of a prude.

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CONFIRMED

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #42 on:** December 08, 2007, 08:39:32 PM »

cheeseburger surprise?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #43 on:** December 08, 2007, 08:39:53 PM »

I have to say I really like this inviting pose

http://www.dailysins.com/_pics/Grace_Park_Maxim2.jpg

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #44 on:** December 08, 2007, 08:40:31 PM »

If disliking a woman with the body of a skinny teenage boy makes me gay... then so be it!

bud · « **Reply #45 on:** December 08, 2007, 08:40:37 PM »

eh, she isn't even hot. she looks like a little girl.

why am i not suprised that people living in japan think she's hot

Ichirou · « **Reply #46 on:** December 08, 2007, 08:41:06 PM »

This thread is full of closeted homosexuals!

demi · « **Reply #47 on:** December 08, 2007, 08:42:13 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on December 08, 2007, 08:41:06 PM

This thread is full of closeted homosexuals!

She looks like an alien. This thread is full of X-Files fans!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #48 on:** December 08, 2007, 08:43:16 PM »

Quote from: demi on December 08, 2007, 08:42:13 PM

Quote from: Ichirou on December 08, 2007, 08:41:06 PM
This thread is full of closeted homosexuals!

She looks like an Asian. This thread is full of men who find any and every Asian attractive.

.

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #49 on:** December 08, 2007, 08:45:36 PM »

I have never once considered Mr. Miyagi to be sexually arousing to anybody.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #50 on:** December 08, 2007, 08:46:20 PM »

I don't think she's smoking hot, and her body is pretty boyish (like most Asians), but she's fairly attractive. At the very least, she's not ugly, like most Asians.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #51 on:** December 08, 2007, 08:47:36 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on December 08, 2007, 08:34:40 PM

This "I didn't have a TV hooked up from '95" stuff is BS. Patel is probably a big animu nerd. He at least had a TV hooked up for fansubs back in the day. He just didn't watch Seinfeld and X-Files 'cuz they didn't have any asian chicks in the cast.

Also, Grace Park is INCREDIBLY HOT.

I have a TV, of course, I just haven't had like...network or cable programming hooked up to it since 95.

also, I have incurable yellow fever yet I don't find Grace Park attractive at like all

demi · « **Reply #52 on:** December 08, 2007, 08:49:25 PM »

patel is just mad because he doesn't relate to the every day humor that seinfeld portrays

you telling me you never experienced SHRINKAGE? every male deals with that conundrum each and every day, and that makes it FUNNY

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #53 on:** December 08, 2007, 08:50:35 PM »

Quote from: demi on December 08, 2007, 08:49:25 PM

patel is just mad because he doesn't relate to the every day humor that seinfeld portrays

you telling me you never experienced SHRINKAGE? every male deals with that conundrum each and every day, and that makes it FUNNY

when the Grace Park photo was posted I experienced significant shrinkage.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #54 on:** December 08, 2007, 08:50:45 PM »

sorry I'm not a jew

demi · « **Reply #55 on:** December 08, 2007, 08:51:15 PM »

I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #56 on:** December 08, 2007, 08:51:41 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #57 on:** December 08, 2007, 08:54:11 PM »

Rachel: Oh my God! I'm sorry, I thought this was the baby's room.
I'm really sorry.

George: I was in the pool! I was in the pool!

JUICE

Ichirou · « **Reply #58 on:** December 08, 2007, 08:55:58 PM »

Quote from: dcharlie on December 08, 2007, 08:53:23 PM

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also, I have incurable yellow fever yet I don't find Grace Park attractive at like all

you ... you ... you ....

you prawn cocked morans FAIL!

(runs out of room crying)

I still think she's hot. If you want the hi-res versions of her Maxim shoot, just PM me.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #59 on:** December 08, 2007, 08:57:56 PM »

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Author Topic: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD! (Read 7040 times)