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Ichirou

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Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
« Reply #60 on: December 08, 2007, 08:59:12 PM »
At least the pic I posted is sfw, you can see that chick's nipples.  Edit your post, Malek.
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Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
« Reply #61 on: December 08, 2007, 08:59:37 PM »
Wow, Malek!

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Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
« Reply #62 on: December 08, 2007, 09:00:21 PM »
holy shit dude :lol :lol

those tits ewwww
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Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
« Reply #63 on: December 08, 2007, 09:09:45 PM »
spoiler that, ichi
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Ichirou

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Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
« Reply #64 on: December 08, 2007, 09:13:28 PM »
spoiler that, ichi

Done.  Tell Malek to do the same.
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Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
« Reply #65 on: December 08, 2007, 09:15:20 PM »
MALEK
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Ichirou

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Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
« Reply #66 on: December 08, 2007, 09:16:07 PM »
At least mine didn't have any actual nudity.  You can totally still see that chick's aereoaoulas.
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Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
« Reply #67 on: December 08, 2007, 09:18:29 PM »
At least mine didn't have any actual nudity.  You can totally still see that chick's aereoaoulas.
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Ichirou

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Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
« Reply #68 on: December 08, 2007, 09:19:19 PM »
No, she's fuckin' nasty-looking.
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Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
« Reply #69 on: December 08, 2007, 10:24:46 PM »
No, she's fuckin' nasty-looking.

They all look the same, though
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Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
« Reply #70 on: December 08, 2007, 10:27:54 PM »
[youtube=425,350]nhhzwjt2AG0[/youtube]
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Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
« Reply #71 on: December 08, 2007, 10:28:57 PM »
One of my favorite scenes ever. :rofl
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Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
« Reply #72 on: December 08, 2007, 10:31:32 PM »
A more holiday appropriate Seinfeld video:

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Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
« Reply #73 on: December 09, 2007, 12:28:09 AM »
Patel watches awesome British comedy, so his date would think he was all sophisticated and stuff.



I watch awesome british comedy AND the X-Files.

I seriously don't understand how Patel has been able to consume any media, or even understand the internet, without a working knowledge of the X-Files.  I mean, there are X-Files references in basically ANY MEDIA made past the mid 90s!  Like a significant portion of culture has been invisible or alien to Patel.  Fool can't even get all the jokes on Spaced!  He doesn't even UNDERSTAND his sophisticated British comedy!  And internet fandom?  FUCK!  X-Files basically invented internet television fandom!

Basically, Patel is half a man, and if I were a hot, asian slut hungry for cock, I'd put his ass to the CURB after discovering that he can't understand, CAN'T UNDERSTAND, a well-placed Agent Pendrell reference!
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Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
« Reply #74 on: December 09, 2007, 12:37:54 AM »
I guess this is a bad time to mention I've never seen an episode of X-files as well (though I DID see Seinfeld, so eat it, Patel!)

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Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
« Reply #75 on: December 09, 2007, 01:02:20 AM »
Speaking of X-Files, Amanda Pett has been cast as a FBI agent under Mulder & Scully.
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« Reply #76 on: December 09, 2007, 02:41:09 AM »
For a couple years, on a Friday, you could watch X-Files on Fox at 9, then switch to NBC at 10 for Homicide.

That was some appointment television, right there.

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« Reply #77 on: December 09, 2007, 02:46:52 AM »
For a couple years, on a Friday, you could watch X-Files on Fox at 9, then switch to NBC at 10 for Homicide.

That was some appointment television, right there.

The Friday night seasons of the X-Files were the best ones, too.  It's funny to think that if the first season of the X-Files aired today, it wouldn't have made it through the first season, probably not even on Friday night.  I don't know exactly how it did it, but that show maintained a strong cult following for 2 to 3 solid seasons, on a Friday night, before the internet was even that big.  I'm guessing that college dorms kinda kept it afloat.
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Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
« Reply #78 on: December 09, 2007, 02:49:26 AM »
yeah, my college dorm experience was all about friday night x-files. and marijuana. and cheap vodka. and agent scully. :-*
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Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
« Reply #79 on: December 09, 2007, 02:56:44 AM »
Someone was watching X-Files with a rubber band on the doorknob.

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« Reply #80 on: December 09, 2007, 02:57:16 AM »
:o



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