Can I get the lowdown on this "Synbios"? What is it?

[Phoenix Dark]

Can someone lock this thread? I agree with Ichi basically: there is no fucking point in conversing with Synbios. He craves attention. Shun him and he'll eventually go mess with some other board. He shouldn't be welcome here. My brother almost saw the pic Synbios sent me, and I'm sure it would have been worse if Ichi viewed that at work. He's purposely trying to do that

Don't talk to him, period.

[Ichirou]

Agreed.  Someone please lock this thread.  And EVERYBODY on Evilbore should ignore Synbios if we want to get rid of him.

[brawndolicious]

wait, did gay boy just make an alt account and send people dicks?

[Madrun Badrun]

I don't think he's G. Synbios is a mutant and G is a land beast, right?






Synbios has like flipper hands. He tells everyone his mom drank and did drugs while she was pregnant, so now his hands/arms are all messed up and he has a tiny penis. He also uses government money to buy game systems.

Does someone have a pic of him? 

Ya, Whiteman has a pic I'm sure he'd love to show you.

[Ichirou]

wait, did gay boy just make an alt account and send people dicks?

No, he helped Synbios make one.

[Gay Boy]

wait, did gay boy just make an alt account and send people dicks?

I told him about proxies I didnt make an account lol.

Synbios BLOCKED ME on aim cause I ratted him out to willco and maf, hilarious.

[Ichirou]

You showed him step by step how to do it.  You found a user on GAF whose name and identity he could take over on Evilbore.  You gave him that person's avatar, for chrissakes.

And yeah, I know you think this is hilarious, halfwit.

[Gay Boy]

yeah hilarious lolzzzz

[brawndolicious]

so we have another synbios?  in less than 24 hours?

oh jesus fuck.

[Gay Boy]

so we have another synbios?  in less than 24 hours?

oh jesus fuck.

huh?

[Ichirou]

so we have another synbios?  in less than 24 hours?

oh jesus fuck.

No, looks like lyte just didn't check his PMs yesterday and didn't get the tnw micropenis pics until just now.

[brawndolicious]

oh, maybe the mods should only validate accounts once a week to make synbios lose interest but still get new posters here quickly.  unless they know a certain person was invited here.

[bork]

so we have another synbios?  in less than 24 hours?

oh jesus fuck.

No, looks like lyte just didn't check his PMs yesterday and didn't get the tnw micropenis pics until just now.

No, I got the PM yesterday and forwarded to MAF.  Then I got a "LOL I'm not synbios" reply from Gay boy or synbios.  Whichever.

Sadly this type of shit is why more moderation is needed here.

[Gay Boy]

so we have another synbios?  in less than 24 hours?

oh jesus fuck.

No, looks like lyte just didn't check his PMs yesterday and didn't get the tnw micropenis pics until just now.

No, I got the PM yesterday and forwarded to MAF.  Then I got a "LOL I'm not synbios" reply from Gay boy or synbios.  Whichever.

Sadly this type of shit is why more moderation is needed here.

eh, me?

[Ichirou]

I sent you a PM, lyte.

[CajoleJuice]

Just ban Gay Boy. I'm sick of his shit.

[Powerslave]

Why don't you guys like tnw?

[Madrun Badrun]

Just ban Gay Boy. I'm sick of his shit.

Go easy on him.  I think he's just been nervous about the operation these last few months.  I mean its not everyday you get your dick turned into a vagina. 

[Gay Boy]

Just ban Gay Boy. I'm sick of his shit.

I didnt do anything other than fall for Synbios's woe is me shtich and I contacted the mods soon as I had a hint something was up sir. Stay out of this like Ichi is failing to do.

[Phoenix Dark]

Why don't you guys like tnw?

Because he's a god damn asshole who can't go 5 sentences without mentioning how "shitty" America is. Fuck him and the rest of the uber-jappa crowd. They love totally ignoring Japan's flaws but love trashing America. Fuck that

[Gay Boy]

Just ban Gay Boy. I'm sick of his shit.

Go easy on him.  I think he's just been nervous about the operation these last few months.  I mean its not everyday you get your dick turned into a vagina. 

Mike 

[Ichirou]

Now I'm picturing Gay Boy standing in front of a full body mirror with his wang tucked in between his legs, Goodbye Horses playing in the background.

"Would you fuck me? Yeah, I'd fuck me...I'm so fucking hot..."

[Gay Boy]

Clerks II 

I cant help it if I am prettier than you ichi. 

[Madrun Badrun]

 

No homo...at least until after its done.   

[Vizzys]

japafags that hate america are the best kind of humor

[Gay Boy]

No homo...at least until after its done.   

how many baths have you had today?

[Ichirou]

Clerks II 

Silence of the Lambs, actually, you repressed deviant.

[Gay Boy]

Clerks II 

Silence of the Lambs, actually, you repressed deviant.

I know but I like Kevin Smith better.

[Madrun Badrun]

I watched 5 eps of naruto (OMG  Naruto Vs Gara  ) in the bath tub and then had a shower latter on.  I did this instead of writing the essay that was due last thursday 

[Gay Boy]

I watched 5 eps of naruto (OMG  Naruto Vs Gara  ) in the bath tub and then had a shower latter on.  I did this instead of writing the essay that was due last thursday 

5 episodes in a bath? thats over 2 and half hours in a tub!

[Madrun Badrun]

Goddamn it Ichi quit posting in this thread so fast so my posts come in order! 

[Madrun Badrun]

I watched 5 eps of naruto (OMG  Naruto Vs Gara  ) in the bath tub and then had a shower latter on.  I did this instead of writing the essay that was due last thursday 

5 episodes in a bath? thats over 2 and half hours in a tub!

No if you trim the commercials and intro and catch up, credits and next ep crap out of naruto the episodes are only like 17 mins long.

[Gay Boy]

do you use any bath beads or anything  

[etiolate]

MAKE THIS THE AMY ADAMS THREAD K

[Ichirou]

How about someone locks this shit instead?

[etiolate]

how about more massive amy adams boobs

[Ichirou]

How about a flood of Gay Boy pictures?

[brawndolicious]

On-Jon-They
Jake Yenor
Make Arvie Gay

spoiler (click to show/hide)

that didn't work.  I'm going to go study.  Arvie, you can go gay later.  study now.

[close]

[etiolate]

amy adams and cheebs are only a genome away

[Madrun Badrun]

do you use any bath beads or anything 

No that would be fruity. 

[BlueTsunami]

I'm more of a Isla Fisher kind of guy (meaning I've masturbated to some imaginary scenarios involving Isla Fisher)

[CajoleJuice]

And DEFINITELY Blue. OMG ISLA FISHER

[Powerslave]

lmao at bud's tag

[etiolate]

I'm more of a Isla Fisher kind of guy (meaning I've masturbated to some imaginary scenarios involving Isla Fisher)

I have to ask, did this involve her being pregnant?

[BlueTsunami]

I'm more of a Isla Fisher kind of guy (meaning I've masturbated to some imaginary scenarios involving Isla Fisher)

I have to ask, did this involve her being pregnant?

Possibly 

[etiolate]

Also

[BlueTsunami]

OMFG at that pinup picture of her

Ok, seeing her pregnant makes me feel icky

[Gay Boy]

omg. Both are awesome but Adams is cuter. 

[CajoleJuice]

[bagofeyes]

I come back to work (and the internet) Monday morning and find a new tiny dick pic in my inbox 

[Ichirou]

I come back to work (and the internet) Monday morning and find a new tiny dick pic in my inbox 

Yet another victim of Gay Boy's prank.  Just remember, he thinks this is "hilarious lolzzzzzzzz"

[Gay Boy]

[bagofeyes]

ur a cunt, gay boy

[Gay Boy]

ur a cunt, gay boy

I didnt send any images or found anything funny, ichi is just making stuff up cause he doesnt like me. Synbios told me he was going to send images and I ran to MAF and Willco but they didnt ban him quick enough before he started sending pics.

Everyone has pretty much accepted I wasnt some evil mastermind behind Synbios and moved on except him and are posting hot pictures instead.

[bagofeyes]

Oh well, I don't really care anyways. lol.

[Gay Boy]

Oh well, I don't really care anyways. lol.

[Ichirou]

ur a cunt, gay boy

I didnt send any images or found anything funny, ichi is just making stuff up cause he doesnt like me. Synbios told me he was going to send images and I ran to MAF and Willco but they didnt ban him quick enough before he started sending pics.

Everyone has pretty much accepted I wasnt some evil mastermind behind Synbios and moved on except him and are posting hot pictures instead.

Uhm, bullshit.  I am in communication via PM with several people who want your ass banned.

The "hilarious lolzzzz" quote is taken from the second page of this thread.

[Gay Boy]

ur a cunt, gay boy

I didnt send any images or found anything funny, ichi is just making stuff up cause he doesnt like me. Synbios told me he was going to send images and I ran to MAF and Willco but they didnt ban him quick enough before he started sending pics.

Everyone has pretty much accepted I wasnt some evil mastermind behind Synbios and moved on except him and are posting hot pictures instead.

Uhm, bullshit.  I am in communication via PM with several people who want your ass banned.

The "hilarious lolzzzz" quote is taken from the second page of this thread.

I never said I found it funny. I said that in sarcasm cause you kept assuming I was funny. You have your own pretend verision of the story.

Snybios played the woe is me card and made me feel guilty for him and I taught him how to come back under the condition he'd lay low and stick the game board. I found out he wasn't going to do that so I turned him into willco and maf asap. They banned him based on my word. Boom.

[Ichirou]

Even though I'm pretty sure you're bullshitting about everything else (and the logs seem to bear me out), you still acknowledge breaking the TOS by helping Synbios get back in.  So, let the dye fall where it may.

[Gay Boy]

Even though I'm pretty sure you're bullshitting about everything else (and the logs seem to bear me out), you still acknowledge breaking the TOS by helping Synbios get back in.  So, let the dye fall where it may.

the logs also show I told him point blank not to do anything and to lie low in the gaming board. Which doesnt fit in to your equation of me wanting forum drama. Now shut up and post hot pictures.