GT5 demo++ thread/dcharlie suicide watch

[calcifer]

3 days to go

finally my $599 is justified!

[brawndolicious]

please quickly explain who the fuck you are.

I don't mean to be mean but we just had a situation yesterday with a paraplegic stalker having his second joke account banned for mass PMing people pictures of small celebrity penis.  we are getting the situation under control.  WELCOME TO THE BORE.

anyways, so what does Prologue have?  it's like $30 so I assume it comes with a decent number of cars and modes?  will the demo have multiplayer?  What are they adding to the next GT in terms of gameplay?  I'm genuinely interested since this seems like a huge cash cow that's been getting fine tuned for a lot of years (I've never really liked a GT game though).

[calcifer]

please quickly explain who the fuck you are.

I don't mean to be mean but we just had a situation yesterday with a paraplegic stalker having his second joke account banned for mass PMing people pictures of small celebrity penis.  we are getting the situation under control.  WELCOME TO THE BORE.

i am not that person.

anyways, so what does Prologue have?  it's like $30 so I assume it comes with a decent number of cars and modes?  will the demo have multiplayer?  What are they adding to the next GT in terms of gameplay?  I'm genuinely interested since this seems like a huge cash cow that's been getting fine tuned for a lot of years (I've never really liked a GT game though).

more like $40.

16 player online.

dunno about cars and tracks but confirmed so far (copy/pasta):

Acura NSX '91
Alfa Romeo 147 TI 2.0 TWIN SPARK '06
Alfa Romeo Brera Sky Window 3.2 JTS Q4 '06
Audi TT Coupe 3.2 quattro '07
Audi R8 4.2 FSI R tronic '07
BMW Z4 '03
BMW 135i Coupe '07
Daihatsu Copen Active Top '02
Daihatsu OFC-1 '07
Dodge VIPER GTS '02
Ferrari F430 '06
Ford Mustang V8 GT Coupe Premium '07
Lancia Delta HF Integrale Evoluzione '91
Lexus IS F '07
Lotus Elise '96
Mazda ATENZA Sport (2007 Tokyo Motor Show reference exhibit)
Mercedes-Benz SL 55 AMG (R230) '02
Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution IX GSR '05
Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X GSR Premium Package '07
Nissan GT-R '07
Nissan GT-R Proto '05
Renault Clio Renault Sport V6 24V '00
Subaru IMPREZA WRX STI '07
Suzuki SWIFT Sport '07
TVR Tuscan Speed 6 '00
Volkswagen Golf IV GTI '01

Suzuka Circuit
Daytona International Speedway
Fuji International Speedway

there is more, though.

[brawndolicious]

ah.  will be interesting to see how well it does.

[bud]

it'll probably bomb like every ps3 game does.

the game looks amazing, though.
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lyte, will you be getting this?

[Sho Nuff]

 4,980円

Why not pay an extra 300 yen and get Uncharted, which is actually not a demo

[Himu]

Gran Turismo fucking sucks.

[calcifer]

4,980円

Why not pay an extra 300 yen and get Uncharted, which is actually not a demo

why pay 300 extra for crap when you can pay 300 less for a demo of awesome?

Gran Turismo fucking sucks.

negative, captain.

[Himu]

driving around track for 3 hours

hey look i'm driving and driving and driving

this gt4 review sums up my thoughts about gran turismo

http://worldofstuart.excellentcontent.com/gt4/review-gt4.htm

[Himu]

Gran Turismo 4 is tedious and gruelling and slapped together with little rhyme or reason, but boy, is there ever a lot of it. From the miles-wide expanse of the main menu screen to the hundreds of cars with thousands of tweakable settings, from the scores of courses and challenges to the hundreds of times you'll have to race each track to get your hands on a decent proportion of the game's content, GT4 will keep you glued to the screen for months, in the same sense that your eyes are glued to the inside of your eyelids in the morning when you wake up with a really bad hangover after drinking cheap dog-lager in a miserable, tacky town-centre chain pub all night. And why fight it? Stay asleep, consumer.

The medical profession refers to cheap, bulky food with little or no nutritional value as being packed with "empty calories" - stuff that'll keep you chewing for a long time and make you fat, but do you no good. But that's easy for them to say, because they have good jobs and plenty of money to buy the nice healthy stuff with. Only critics and the wealthy can afford the luxury of seeing, for all their bulk, just how "empty" games like Gran Turismo 4 truly are.

Your reporter is only too aware of the precisely zero difference that this article will make to the game's success. There probably isn't a single person alive in this country today whose decision about whether or not to buy GT4 will be shaped by a review, here or anywhere else. The games industry, by one means or another and helped by the cynicism and short-sighted stupidity of magazine publishers, has successfully lifted reviews all but entirely out of the buying equation. Your correspondent can only glance helplessly around at what videogames have become and the seemingly-unstoppable forces driving them there, look back at the promise they once held, and sink ever-further into despair. And oh my God, I can't believe it. I've never been this far away from home.

[calcifer]

i think you just hate car sims.

[demi]

hey i like your style new guy, you tell these cockfucks what's up

[Kyle]

kyuubi

[y2kev]

every thread around this place has become a bait thread recently

[demi]

every thread around this place has become a bait thread recently

GOTCHA, BITCH

BAWWWWW

[MrAngryFace]

one game will NEVER justify 600 dollars. distinguished mentally-challenged fellow

[evilol]

i had no idea the triple still costs 600 dollars

[Himu]

isn't this a demo anyawys?

[calcifer]

one game will NEVER justify 600 dollars. distinguished mentally-challenged fellow

no, but one game and a $40 demo of said game will lol

[y2kev]

I happen to love GT, so I'm excited, but I am also not Japanese, so said excitement is tempered.

My primary reason for liking GT (and Forza) is that I am not Himu, who is a flabby suck mutant.

[demi]

good enough reason

[Himu]

I happen to love GT, so I'm excited, but I am also not Japanese, so said excitement is tempered.

My primary reason for liking GT (and Forza) is that I am not Himu, who is a flabby suck mutant.

 

[y2kev]

[The Sceneman]

this will save the PS3 omg

[The Sceneman]

and why the fuck would anyone get excited about this when a copy of Outrun 2006 will play on a PS3

[Vizzys]

fucking car sims

how do you play this shit and not want to kill yourself afterwards

[calcifer]

it's true, i am on suicide watch because the only good thing on PS3 since launch is a $50 demo of a game due in 2009.

PS3 owners aren't just badly informed sheep, they are also gullible too!

Fingers crossed it's better than the sub-Forza prologue demo.

Better sharpen those razors !

p.s. everyone please recall that i said at least one PS3 fancock would say the phrase "... can my GOTY be a demo?" - to which the answer is "oh shut the fuck up"

you need to chill, dude.

i seriously hope you realize that the only thing different between the ones you call "sheep" and yourself is the brand of console you jizz over.

also, i thought you were a ps3 owner?

[y2kev]

COCKMUNCHERS COCKGOBBLERS

[calcifer]

btw, i dont even own a ps3. i just wanted to call dcharlie out for being such a pathetic loser. so the mods can lock this thread now.

seriously, who the fuck plays car games? get a driver's license ffs.

[Vizzys]

dcharlie snapped a long time ago

I wouldn't take everything he says to heart

but car sims are horrible

[y2kev]

seriously, who the fuck plays car games? get a driver's license ffs.

True dat. car games sux.

[Himu]

btw, i dont even own a ps3. i just wanted to call dcharlie out for being such a pathetic loser. so the mods can lock this thread now.

seriously, who the fuck plays car games? get a driver's license ffs.

  i like this guy

[MCD]

kittonwy? is that you?

[Ichirou]

calcifer, you can lock the thread yourself, just look at the bottom of the page, on the left side.

[y2kev]

TURD INHALERS

[Ichirou]

I happen to love GT, so I'm excited, but I am also not Japanese, so said excitement is tempered.

My primary reason for liking GT (and Forza) is that I am not Himu, who is a flabby suck mutant.

So far I like this post best.

calcifer, open another cool thread baiting dcharlie with the other upcoming PS3 masterpieces which will sink the 360: Metal Gear Solid 4, Final Fantasy XIII, and...uhm...

Yeah.

[calcifer]

the great thing about dcharlie is that you dont really have to do anything. just sit back and enjoy the show.

oh and i am not kittonwy :stupidfaggotsmiley

I happen to love GT, so I'm excited, but I am also not Japanese, so said excitement is tempered.

My primary reason for liking GT (and Forza) is that I am not Himu, who is a flabby suck mutant.

So far I like this post best.

calcifer, open another cool thread baiting dcharlie with the other upcoming PS3 masterpieces which will sink the 360: Metal Gear Solid 4, Final Fantasy XIII, and...uhm...

Yeah.

nah. as much as i want mgs4 and ff13 i really dont feel like paying for a ps3.

ill probably hold out and hope for 360 versions or wait until the ps3 is $200

[Ichirou]

Well, to be honest, if I'd bought a PS3, I would be pretty pissed off too, considering the state of things.

[calcifer]

Well, to be honest, if I'd bought a PS3, I would be pretty pissed off too, considering the state of things.

yeah you cant really blame him.. but he's overreacting a little bit too much, imo.

[MCD]

oh and i am not kittonwy :stupidfaggotsmiley

thank god

[Ichirou]

dcharlie: His trolling is real, but he is not.

[Sho Nuff]

Well, to be honest, if I'd bought a PS3, I would be pretty pissed off too, considering the state of things.

yeah you cant really blame him.. but he's overreacting a little bit too much, imo.

I think you are gay. gay for dcharlie

[calcifer]

Well, to be honest, if I'd bought a PS3, I would be pretty pissed off too, considering the state of things.

yeah you cant really blame him.. but he's overreacting a little bit too much, imo.

I think you are gay. gay for dcharlie

did you ever get a good lynx battery, btw?

[demi]

so you registered on here just to bait dcharlie? that's dedication

[calcifer]

so you registered on here just to bait dcharlie? that's dedication

mainly because i got banned from gaf. baiting dcharlie was more like a freebie.

wasnt meant to be malicious. i am sorry if i offended you, dcharlie.

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

Gran Turismo, like Forza, does nothing for me.  And honestly after downloading the GT5 demo thing they have on the Japanese marketplace I'm not all that blown away by the graphics either.

I just don't fucking get it.

[MCD]

Cute couple.

[Sho Nuff]

so you registered on here just to bait dcharlie? that's dedication

mainly because i got banned from gaf. baiting dcharlie was more like a freebie.

wasnt meant to be malicious. i am sorry if i offended you, dcharlie.

I too wish to be permabanned, but I need to do it in SPECTACULAR FASHION

I found the lynx battery, it was in my ma's vibrator yarrr!

[Smooth Groove]

Why would anyone pay that much for a demo?

Oh yeah, Sony fans are idiots. 

I guess Sony knows its supporters well. 

[Smooth Groove]

so you registered on here just to bait dcharlie? that's dedication

mainly because i got banned from gaf. baiting dcharlie was more like a freebie.

wasnt meant to be malicious. i am sorry if i offended you, dcharlie.

I too wish to be permabanned, but I need to do it in SPECTACULAR FASHION

I found the lynx battery, it was in my ma's vibrator yarrr!

You've been mentioning Uncharted a lot recently.  Is that part of your plan?

[bagofeyes]

I just saw a real new gt-r at the nissan dealership down the street.

[Smooth Groove]

European Exotics > Japanese Ricers

[bagofeyes]

k thanks

[drohne]

i originally registered on gaf to bait marty chinn

[Smooth Groove]

i originally registered on gaf to bait marty chinn

How long ago was this?  I never saw Marty on Usenet but people occasionally talked about what an ass he was. 

[drohne]

must have been in 1999 sometime

[Sho Nuff]

You've been mentioning Uncharted a lot recently.  Is that part of your plan?

Not anymore, I think I'm just going to vanish

[ferrarimanf355]

it'll probably bomb like every ps3 game does.

the game looks amazing, though.
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lyte, will you be getting this?

Two cars, including that damned GT-R, were running below the yellow line. If this was NASCAR, those two would be black flagged.

[brawndolicious]

wait, what does that mean ferrariman?

[Sho Nuff]

So no online racing on release day. You have to wait until 25 December and then download a patch. Good job, Sony!

It's like Sony is giving u a christmas present!