Author Topic: FUCK I HAVE A CRUSH ON JURNEE SMOLLETT (Read 10314 times)

Himu · « **on:** January 13, 2008, 01:49:21 AM »

she was on full house as michelle's black friend but i never imagined she'd turn out so beautiful!!!

I loved her in The Great Debaters!!!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1 on:** January 13, 2008, 01:51:49 AM »

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #2 on:** January 13, 2008, 01:51:53 AM »

She was in a fairly incestuous episode of House.

It was great.

Himu · « **Reply #3 on:** January 13, 2008, 01:52:30 AM »

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #4 on:** January 13, 2008, 01:56:09 AM »

Not that beautiful

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #5 on:** January 13, 2008, 01:57:34 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #6 on:** January 13, 2008, 01:57:39 AM »

fucking DIE.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #7 on:** January 13, 2008, 01:58:36 AM »

Less meat on the face, more on the body.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #8 on:** January 13, 2008, 01:58:47 AM »

[youtube=425,350]Qbk3mzW_7Dg[/youtube]

There it is.

TVC15 · « **Reply #9 on:** January 13, 2008, 01:59:01 AM »

She looks like she's 4 feet tall.

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** January 13, 2008, 01:59:41 AM »

perfect for me, since i am 4 foot 9!!!

Himu · « **Reply #11 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:03:13 AM »

what

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:04:13 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on January 13, 2008, 01:59:41 AM

perfect for me, since i am 4 foot 9!!!

You're the smallest black man I know

She's meh imo. She looks skinny and her face is so bland and colorless ugh. And wtf at the lion hair

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #13 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:05:04 AM »

I'd probably jerk off to her if I was straight.

Himu · « **Reply #14 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:05:06 AM »

I'm actually 5'6. I've seen shorter black men.

I LOVE HER HAIR

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:06:06 AM »

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on January 13, 2008, 02:05:04 AM

I'd probably jerk off to her if I was straight.

wait - you're gay?

Himu · « **Reply #16 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:06:36 AM »

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on January 13, 2008, 02:05:04 AM

I'd probably jerk off to her if I was straight.

LET ME HAVE YOU CURSE!!!

Himu · « **Reply #17 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:07:11 AM »

That makes no sense!

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #18 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:07:39 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 13, 2008, 02:06:06 AM

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on January 13, 2008, 02:05:04 AM
I'd probably jerk off to her if I was straight.

wait - you're gay?

Yes... lol

Quote from: Himuro on January 13, 2008, 02:06:36 AM

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on January 13, 2008, 02:05:04 AM
I'd probably jerk off to her if I was straight.

LET ME HAVE YOU CURSE!!!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:08:31 AM »

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on January 13, 2008, 02:07:39 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 13, 2008, 02:06:06 AM
Quote from: CurseoftheGods on January 13, 2008, 02:05:04 AM
I'd probably jerk off to her if I was straight.

wait - you're gay?

Yes... lol

what I didn't know lol.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

pics?

[close]

Himu · « **Reply #20 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:10:42 AM »

Quote from: Spencer on January 13, 2008, 02:08:20 AM

Maybe not to a pedo! Dunno then can't explain it.

she is 21 years old wtf

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #21 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:11:13 AM »

Jur-nee?

As in "Journey?"

Jesus fucking Christ.

Give your kids normal names, goddamnit

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #22 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:12:25 AM »

Mods, change title to Jill Smollet. No, Jill Smith.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #23 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:14:01 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 13, 2008, 02:08:31 AM

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on January 13, 2008, 02:07:39 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 13, 2008, 02:06:06 AM
Quote from: CurseoftheGods on January 13, 2008, 02:05:04 AM
I'd probably jerk off to her if I was straight.

wait - you're gay?

Yes... lol

what I didn't know lol.
spoiler (click to show/hide)
pics?
[close]

No worries. I still love you, PD.

Himu · « **Reply #24 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:14:30 AM »

Quote from: AdmiralViscen on January 13, 2008, 02:12:25 AM

Mods, change title to Jill Smollet. No, Jill Smith.

suck my BALLS

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #25 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:16:41 AM »

Mmmmm Jill Smith

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #26 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:18:27 AM »

i'd fuck her, her eyes sparkle with sexual insanity

Himu · « **Reply #27 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:19:35 AM »

EWW

UGHH

GAR

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #28 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:19:43 AM »

Okay, i feel really stupid. She looked really familiar at first but i couldn't place her. Then she kinda looked like a mix between Gina Torres and Jewel Staite, except with smaller boobs. Then i thought, she looks like an adult version of that girl from Cosby. Google "cosby wiki" > Jurnee Smollett > lulz

TVC15 · « **Reply #29 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:22:36 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on January 13, 2008, 01:59:41 AM

perfect for me, since i am 4 foot 9!!!

Himumu revealed

Himu · « **Reply #30 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:26:18 AM »

Would you still fuck me even though I'm short, TVC??? I can't afford anything, which is why I'm selling my clothes on ebay!

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #31 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:31:50 AM »

make sure you sign the clothes, autographed clothing commands a premium on the bay

Himu · « **Reply #32 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:33:19 AM »

I'M SELLING MY GAMECUBE AND ALL OF MY GAMECUBE GAMES ITT BECAUSE GAMEPUBE SUX

Himu · « **Reply #33 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:34:17 AM »

this is me signing the absolutely shitty sonic adventure dx

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #34 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:38:20 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on January 13, 2008, 02:34:17 AM

[img]http://i20.ebayimg.com/03/i/000/c0/cd/2ace_1.JPG[img]

this is me signing the absolutely shitty sonic adventure dx

Himu · « **Reply #35 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:40:22 AM »

Quote from: Spencer on January 13, 2008, 02:36:46 AM

When I see her I see this:

(Image removed from quote.)

and thus cannot be aroused. Still confused?

What is that from again?

Himu · « **Reply #36 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:42:33 AM »

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on January 13, 2008, 02:38:20 AM

Quote from: Himuro on January 13, 2008, 02:34:17 AM
[img]http://i20.ebayimg.com/03/i/000/c0/cd/2ace_1.JPG[img]

this is me signing the absolutely shitty sonic adventure dx

lol have you played sonic adventure? The controls, man. The CONTROLS. I swear they make me

And then having to go through that horrible hub world to get to levels

TVC15 · « **Reply #37 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:48:00 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on January 13, 2008, 02:26:18 AM

Would you still fuck me even though I'm short, TVC??? I can't afford anything, which is why I'm selling my clothes on ebay!

I dunno man, that'd be kinda weird. Also, why is your body covered in like baby powder?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #38 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:48:33 AM »

that's just powdered awesome, his skin naturally produces it

Himu · « **Reply #39 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:49:28 AM »

Hey I resent that remark! Because I have a kidney problem, I have skin issues, thus making my skin ubelievably ashy. For honkies like you, that black for DRY SKIN.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #40 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:51:06 AM »

go with the powdered awesome thing to impress the chicks when you're out clubbing with all that ebay gamecube money

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #41 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:52:39 AM »

She was great in Eve's Bayou, but also still a freaking kid.

Ah, back when Samuel L. Jackson still had creditability to spend.

Himu · « **Reply #42 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:52:53 AM »

WORD

I heard a story about Gary Coleman once regarding one of his dates. He dated a chick and he couldn't stop talking about a cartoon or something and she left while they were at dinner.

I feel so sorry for Gary Coleman. That guy got the short end of the stick.

TVC15 · « **Reply #43 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:53:47 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on January 13, 2008, 02:49:28 AM

Hey I resent that remark! Because I have a kidney problem, I have skin issues, thus making my skin ubelievably ashy. For honkies like you, that black for DRY SKIN.

Can't you just cover yourself in baby oil or something? Maybe butter?

Himu · « **Reply #44 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:54:15 AM »

Hyperzone!

Wasn't she also in this movie that co-starred that kid from GULLAH GULLAH ISLAND.

BINYA BINYA

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 13, 2008, 02:53:47 AM

Quote from: Himuro on January 13, 2008, 02:49:28 AM
Hey I resent that remark! Because I have a kidney problem, I have skin issues, thus making my skin ubelievably ashy. For honkies like you, that black for DRY SKIN.

Can't you just cover yourself in baby oil or something? Maybe butter?

Cocoa Butter lotion ftw!

lordmaji · « **Reply #45 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:54:26 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on January 13, 2008, 02:34:17 AM

(Image removed from quote.)

this is me signing the absolutely shitty sonic adventure dx

Hey man, you're looking a bit ashy on them hands. put some lotion on or something. damn.

Himu · « **Reply #46 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:55:03 AM »

ASHY GARY > ASHY LARRY

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #47 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:55:25 AM »

he's gonna need an ocean of lotion

TVC15 · « **Reply #48 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:55:42 AM »

Poor Gary. That really is depressing

spoiler (click to show/hide)

You think I can buy him?

[close]

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #49 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:57:08 AM »

how many gary colemans do you think you could wrestle at one time

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #50 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:57:40 AM »

Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on January 13, 2008, 02:57:08 AM

how many gary colemans do you think you could wrestle at one time

Himu · « **Reply #51 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:58:17 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 13, 2008, 02:55:42 AM

Poor Gary. That really is depressing

spoiler (click to show/hide)
You think I can buy him?
[close]

Buy him money for sex so he can stay on his feet.

TVC15 · « **Reply #52 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:59:10 AM »

Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on January 13, 2008, 02:57:08 AM

how many gary colemans do you think you could wrestle at one time

I couldn't hurt him! He looks so sad in the pictures in this thread

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #53 on:** January 13, 2008, 02:59:28 AM »

i think i could do four, but the ashy skin might be hard to get a proper grip on

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #54 on:** January 13, 2008, 03:00:06 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 13, 2008, 02:59:10 AM

Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on January 13, 2008, 02:57:08 AM
how many gary colemans do you think you could wrestle at one time

I couldn't hurt him! He looks so sad in the pictures in this thread

supposedly he's kind of an asshole

TVC15 · « **Reply #55 on:** January 13, 2008, 03:01:16 AM »

http://www.hulu.com/embed/PBIAr-hhUHovVIH8pBy9eunwZLms6Hdo.

Can anyone see this? Does it work if you click it? We need flash embedding working

Himu · « **Reply #56 on:** January 13, 2008, 03:02:30 AM »

It works! and it's awesome!

Himu · « **Reply #57 on:** January 13, 2008, 03:03:12 AM »

Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on January 13, 2008, 03:00:06 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 13, 2008, 02:59:10 AM
Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on January 13, 2008, 02:57:08 AM
how many gary colemans do you think you could wrestle at one time

I couldn't hurt him! He looks so sad in the pictures in this thread

supposedly he's kind of an asshole

yeah i've heard tons of stories of gary being a total prick

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #58 on:** January 13, 2008, 03:03:32 AM »

that's good picture quality

too good

Himu · « **Reply #59 on:** January 13, 2008, 03:04:00 AM »

THANKS LEMON PARTY

that video describes Evilbore to a tee

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Author Topic: FUCK I HAVE A CRUSH ON JURNEE SMOLLETT (Read 10314 times)