I was at the Mall of America with my gf, she was clothes shopping, and I have a limited tolerance for that, so I was scoping the HD sets at Sears. They had a really, really nice 40 inch model occupying some prime real estate, right next to the new release movies, it was showing some show or movie I didn't recognize.
Some kid (eight years old maybe) is in line for lunch at school, the sassy black lunchlady notices a large stain on the ass of his pants, she asks him "Did you sit on some ketchup or something?" While trying to brush it away, she comes to the terrible realization that this is no ordinary stain, "Is this blood?" She asks with a disbelieving look, and then the kid faints in her arms, presumably dizzy from blood loss.
Then Keller from Oz and Jayne Mansfield's daughter show up and I realize that I was watching 'Law and Order: Special Victims Unit' (AKA, the rapingest show on television) in freaking public. I gotta say, the picture quality was excellent.
