Author Topic: OH JESUS FUCK MY EYES (Read 1475 times)

Human Snorenado · « **on:** January 16, 2008, 12:43:07 PM »

Ok, I just got home and have to tell someone about this. It's fucking horrible.

I just got back from my mom's storage unit here in Wilmington. I was sorting through boxes of crap to help her consolidate to a smaller storage space and save a few bucks. She specifically told me to try and find pictures as she wanted to update her photo albums.

So I'm sorting through boxes and come across one that is my sister's crap from a while ago, before she had her kid. I find an envelope of photos and start going through them, there's my sister's old boyfriend, some of her friends hanging out...

OH MY FUCKING CHRIST IT'S A NAKED PICTURE OF MY SISTER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Now I'm wondering if I should give the pictures to my mother. She asked for them, after all.

Excuse me while I pour bleach on my eyeballs.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #1 on:** January 16, 2008, 12:43:51 PM »

Now you can blackmail her into fucking you.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2 on:** January 16, 2008, 12:45:10 PM »

Quote from: AdmiralViscen on January 16, 2008, 12:43:51 PM

Now you can blackmail her into fucking you.

There is not an emoticon that will represent the horror I feel at such a thing.

Mupepe · « **Reply #3 on:** January 16, 2008, 12:45:19 PM »

this thread is worthless without pics

PM me

SpudBud · « **Reply #4 on:** January 16, 2008, 12:46:12 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 16, 2008, 12:45:19 PM

this thread is worthless without pics

Yup.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #5 on:** January 16, 2008, 12:49:59 PM »

A. I threw the pics away.

B. They weren't digital and I don't have a scanner.

C. OMFG IT WAS MY SISTER YOU PERVS

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #6 on:** January 16, 2008, 12:57:14 PM »

pics or it didn't happen

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #7 on:** January 16, 2008, 12:58:44 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on January 16, 2008, 12:57:14 PM

pics or it didn't happen

WELL I GUESS IT DIDN'T HAPPEN SINCE I'M NOT VERY WELL GOING TO DRIVE BACK TO THE EZ-STORE AND ROOT THROUGH THE TRASH FOR NAKED PICS OF MY SISTER NOW AM I

Incidentally, I now realize I should have burned them with fire. Any random hobo can now have naked pics of my sister.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #8 on:** January 16, 2008, 01:01:01 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on January 16, 2008, 12:58:44 PM

Incidentally, I now realize I should have burned them with fire. Any random hobo can now have naked pics of my sister.

Amir0x is going to post a pic of his jizz on a pic of your sister. I'm so sorry.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #9 on:** January 16, 2008, 01:01:43 PM »

you want to set naked pictures of your sister on fire? that's kinky

bud · « **Reply #10 on:** January 16, 2008, 01:03:46 PM »

let's say you're not her brother, and are in no way related to her... is she hot? nice body?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #11 on:** January 16, 2008, 01:06:14 PM »

while I feel Raoul's pain he had to know the sort of thread this revelation would result in

border · « **Reply #12 on:** January 16, 2008, 01:08:20 PM »

What position was she in? Bent over? Spread eagle?

Barry Egan · « **Reply #13 on:** January 16, 2008, 01:12:02 PM »

Are the females in the "Raoul" family well groomed?

Mupepe · « **Reply #14 on:** January 16, 2008, 01:23:38 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on January 16, 2008, 12:58:44 PM

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on January 16, 2008, 12:57:14 PM
pics or it didn't happen

WELL I GUESS IT DIDN'T HAPPEN SINCE I'M NOT VERY WELL GOING TO DRIVE BACK TO THE EZ-STORE AND ROOT THROUGH THE TRASH FOR NAKED PICS OF MY SISTER NOW AM I

why not? i would do it for you

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #15 on:** January 16, 2008, 01:38:19 PM »

Would I have a chance with her?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #16 on:** January 16, 2008, 01:49:34 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on January 16, 2008, 12:49:59 PM

C. OMFG IT WAS MY SISTER YOU PERVS

Hey, it's not my sister.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #17 on:** January 16, 2008, 01:52:04 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on January 16, 2008, 01:49:34 PM

Quote from: Raoul Duke on January 16, 2008, 12:49:59 PM
C. OMFG IT WAS MY SISTER YOU PERVS
Hey, it's not my sister.

Every girl is somebody else's sister! Except for the only daughters. And your own sister.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #18 on:** January 16, 2008, 01:56:20 PM »

Because you didn't burn them a homeless guy is gonna find it and sell it to some internet company and the pics will be online by tomorrow. HAVE A NICE DAY!

Powerslave · « **Reply #19 on:** January 16, 2008, 02:01:01 PM »

Why would you throw that away? At LEAST you could blackmail her in tough times.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #20 on:** January 16, 2008, 02:09:14 PM »

Here's the real question though, why on earth would you mention this to the pack of hyenas here? I mean, COME ON!

Powerslave · « **Reply #21 on:** January 16, 2008, 02:11:27 PM »

Raoul you're so gonna regret this once you come to the point when you'll start to develop incestous feelings for her

Bloodwake · « **Reply #22 on:** January 16, 2008, 02:13:40 PM »

Is she at least hot?

Mupepe · « **Reply #23 on:** January 16, 2008, 03:35:14 PM »

i hope she was spread eagle or maybe she had her feet behind her ears. mmmm

Himu · « **Reply #24 on:** January 16, 2008, 03:41:58 PM »

DON'T SCAN IT IN RAOUL. AMIROX WILL JACK OFF ON IT AND THEN TAKE A PICTURE OF IT.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #25 on:** January 16, 2008, 04:28:17 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on January 16, 2008, 12:49:59 PM

C. OMFG IT WAS MY SISTER YOU PERVS

That one dude on GAF was proud of his sister's Playboy career. You too should have honored your sister's desire to take pictures of her smoking-hot, tight, firm, supple, glistening body, and put them on the Internet for us!

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Author Topic: OH JESUS FUCK MY EYES (Read 1475 times)