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FancyFeast

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Re: Turok still sucks
« Reply #60 on: January 21, 2008, 03:22:35 AM »
EDIT: nm, I like Tim.

Ichirou

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Re: Turok still sucks
« Reply #61 on: January 21, 2008, 03:25:38 AM »
Hilarious shit. 

Let's all protest Bishop by impregnating a female and sticking around for at least 2 months.

what?

BishopTL left his wife and baby.  Too busy shining up that shit for the Cell I believe.


What? Just up and left? How do you know this?

I read the whole story on OA. Guy is a deadbeat piece of shit.

Link, please.  I didn't know he was such a shithead.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: Turok still sucks
« Reply #62 on: January 21, 2008, 01:07:38 PM »
Wow, he cannot take Turok criticism.  Also, don't dredge up someone's personal life.  If you want to engage in that kind of behavior - go sign up for OA.  Don't bring that shit here.
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AdmiralViscen

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Re: Turok still sucks
« Reply #63 on: January 21, 2008, 02:39:54 PM »
I have my PS3 hooked up to ethernet, and my other two consoles are still sitting in my car, along with all my games, but I'm still not downloading the Turok demo

FancyFeast

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Re: Turok still sucks
« Reply #64 on: January 21, 2008, 03:25:00 PM »
Anyone remember Bishop's hypework for 'The Outfit'?


Hilarious ban thread calling him on his shit.



http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=104461

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Bishop, tell us what happened after the Outfit bombzered
Please, don't pull any punches(but please don't curse!)

Tell us, what went wrong? Are you still employed? Who is to blame?

Thanks. :)

Check out Demi's reply in that wonderfully orchestrated thread.  :bow


Props to whomever bought that GAF account from Koala for 5 bucks on Paypal and kamikazeed BishopTL.  :bow :bow :bow
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AdmiralViscen

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Re: Turok still sucks
« Reply #65 on: January 21, 2008, 03:34:29 PM »
Nice to see a ban thread with a slew of awesome people in it instead of IN  BEFORE LOCK LOL BAN PLZ FIRST

demi

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Re: Turok still sucks
« Reply #66 on: January 21, 2008, 03:35:52 PM »
yeah, i'm an amazing poster - best poster according to Frank O'Connor, btw
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AdmiralViscen

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Re: Turok still sucks
« Reply #67 on: January 21, 2008, 03:37:08 PM »
Going on the internet to defend your work is just stupid.

Better than banning people on the internet to defend your work amirite

demi

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Re: Turok still sucks
« Reply #68 on: January 21, 2008, 03:47:30 PM »
his hard work as coffee gatherer, lols
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Joe Molotov

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Re: Turok still sucks
« Reply #69 on: January 21, 2008, 04:10:48 PM »
That coffee ain't gonna deliver itself!
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FancyFeast

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Re: Turok still sucks
« Reply #70 on: January 21, 2008, 04:15:58 PM »
Chicken McFly?   :lol :o :lol

I'm great.  :-*

FancyFeast

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Re: Turok still sucks
« Reply #71 on: January 21, 2008, 06:18:21 PM »

Hitler Stole My Potato

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Re: Turok still sucks
« Reply #72 on: January 21, 2008, 06:39:13 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=230580

nyuknyuknyuk


I love those screenshots.  I mean, I know the point of it all was to show how much of the image is being cut off in the 16:9 shot but you really couldn't have picked a more bland, dark, and grey area.  VERY IMPRESSIVE.

I also love how GAF is supposed to tip-toe around anything Turok related now.  I doubt we'll be hearing too many cries of "LAZY DEVELOPER!" with this one.
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: Turok still sucks
« Reply #73 on: January 21, 2008, 06:46:37 PM »
what's even worse are the bish cocksuckers "warning" other posters to keep quiet, like it's fucking soviet russia and not just a goddamned video game message board.

"hey dude, you really don't want to get banned do you shhhhh be careful"

i mean who gives a fuck, there are only like ten thousand other message boards out there
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FancyFeast

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Re: Turok still sucks
« Reply #74 on: January 21, 2008, 06:48:46 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=230580

nyuknyuknyuk


I love those screenshots.  I mean, I know the point of it all was to show how much of the image is being cut off in the 16:9 shot but you really couldn't have picked a more bland, dark, and grey area.  VERY IMPRESSIVE.

I also love how GAF is supposed to tip-toe around anything Turok related now.  I doubt we'll be hearing too many cries of "LAZY DEVELOPER!" with this one.

Developers ARE lazy.  Just ask EA.   :lol :o

y2kev

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Re: Turok still sucks
« Reply #75 on: January 21, 2008, 07:40:58 PM »
what's ap
haw

y2kev

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Re: Turok still sucks
« Reply #76 on: January 21, 2008, 08:07:29 PM »
Oh, so like Jade Raymond's bitch?
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demi

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Re: Turok still sucks
« Reply #77 on: January 21, 2008, 08:12:40 PM »
jade raymond's bitch's bitch
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Smooth Groove

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Re: Turok still sucks
« Reply #78 on: January 21, 2008, 08:25:16 PM »
Assistant Producer.

My friend in Hollywood tells me that position is at the bottom of the food chain for aspiring directors.  The job barely pays more than minimum wage and sometimes it's even a voluntary position.  Is assistant producer a similar position in the gaming world? 

demi

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Re: Turok still sucks
« Reply #79 on: January 21, 2008, 08:26:05 PM »
Yes
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Smooth Groove

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Re: Turok still sucks
« Reply #80 on: January 21, 2008, 08:33:23 PM »
So AI work means that basically Bishop is just an AI that follows orders? 

FancyFeast

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Re: Turok still sucks
« Reply #81 on: January 21, 2008, 09:00:02 PM »
Yes

Vizzys

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Re: Turok still sucks
« Reply #82 on: January 22, 2008, 04:44:21 AM »
lol fake widescreen
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Hitler Stole My Potato

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Re: Turok still sucks
« Reply #83 on: January 22, 2008, 11:19:05 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=230580

Everyone in this thread is fucked. Everyone.

I posted in that thread.  NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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