What do you say when a gay friend says you are a super stud

[AdmiralViscen]

 

[Junpei the Tracer!]

Pics.

[Powerslave]

cigarillo

[Rman]

"Thanks.  I'm flattered"

[abrader]

Why did you tell your straight friend he was a 'superstud'?

[AdmiralViscen]

He complimented by gf too so I said "yes, we are hot." Facebook pm btw.

Why did you tell your straight friend he was a 'superstud'?

OMFG YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH ME YOU MUST BE SAD

[abrader]

First time I post in a thread of yours?

Im just trying to be nice to you so you dont feel so rejected.

[MrAngryFace]

"Thanks!"

But like, that's it.

[Van Cruncheon]

i also slap my ass and say "you still ain't gettin' none of this sweet candy, sugar!"

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i cannot find the lid for the candy jar any more :'(

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[Phoenix Dark]

Ask him for a blowjob. It's not gay as long as you don't kiss him

[Eel O'Brian]

and then when he is done make an awkward gaf thread about it

[MrAngryFace]

Of when he says that roar "YEAH!!!!!!!!!!" Then start talkin bout CHICKS

[Eric P]

Ask him for a blowjob. It's not gay as long as you don't kiss him

i think studies show this to be true

you're not technically gay as long as you don't taste a dick

[Phoenix Dark]

 

There are a lot of gay guys on campus, and sometimes they come up to me in the library. It's always a weird moment because you want to be nice, but at the same time if chicks SEE you with the gay guys they might think you're gay. I just laugh at their jokes and say no thanks, I'm straight. Luckily my gay friends are pretty damn cool about that stuff

[Shins]

My gay friend never compliments my appearance. 

[Mupepe]

ask him if he wants you on all fours or on your back

[Eric P]

My gay friend never compliments my appearance. 

then he's probably not gay

he's just acting that way to get the chicks

try to put the moves on him

[Robo]

There are a lot of gay guys on campus, and sometimes they come up to me in the library. It's always a weird moment because you want to be nice, but at the same time if chicks SEE you with the gay guys they might think you're gay. I just laugh at their jokes and say no thanks, I'm straight. Luckily my gay friends are pretty damn cool about that stuff

"sup, maurice?"

"NO THANKS I'M STRAIGHT"  *looks around*

"uhhh... anyway, how is english lit. going?"

"HAHAH I'M STRAIGHT"

[Powerslave]

lol

[Mupepe]

There are a lot of gay guys on campus, and sometimes they come up to me in the library. It's always a weird moment because you want to be nice, but at the same time if chicks SEE you with the gay guys they might think you're gay. I just laugh at their jokes and say no thanks, I'm straight. Luckily my gay friends are pretty damn cool about that stuff

"sup, maurice?"

"NO THANKS I'M STRAIGHT"  *looks around*

"uhhh... anyway, how is english lit. going?"

"HAHAH I'M STRAIGHT"

[demi]

I ask them if they would suck my dick, let me bang them, and then thank them for the compliment

[Flannel Boy]

There are a lot of gay guys on campus, and sometimes they come up to me in the library. It's always a weird moment because you want to be nice, but at the same time if chicks SEE you with the gay guys they might think you're gay. I just laugh at their jokes and say no thanks, I'm straight. Luckily my gay friends are pretty damn cool about that stuff

"sup, maurice?"

"NO THANKS I'M STRAIGHT"  *looks around*

"uhhh... anyway, how is english lit. going?"

"HAHAH I'M STRAIGHT"

 

[Phoenix Dark]

There are a lot of gay guys on campus, and sometimes they come up to me in the library. It's always a weird moment because you want to be nice, but at the same time if chicks SEE you with the gay guys they might think you're gay. I just laugh at their jokes and say no thanks, I'm straight. Luckily my gay friends are pretty damn cool about that stuff

"sup, maurice?"

"NO THANKS I'M STRAIGHT"  *looks around*

"uhhh... anyway, how is english lit. going?"

"HAHAH I'M STRAIGHT"

[The Fake Shemp]

There are a lot of gay guys on campus, and sometimes they come up to me in the library. It's always a weird moment because you want to be nice, but at the same time if chicks SEE you with the gay guys they might think you're gay. I just laugh at their jokes and say no thanks, I'm straight. Luckily my gay friends are pretty damn cool about that stuff

"sup, maurice?"

"NO THANKS I'M STRAIGHT"  *looks around*

"uhhh... anyway, how is english lit. going?"

"HAHAH I'M STRAIGHT"

 :tbslol :tbslol :tbslol

[Bloodwake]

There are a lot of gay guys on campus, and sometimes they come up to me in the library. It's always a weird moment because you want to be nice, but at the same time if chicks SEE you with the gay guys they might think you're gay. I just laugh at their jokes and say no thanks, I'm straight. Luckily my gay friends are pretty damn cool about that stuff

"sup, maurice?"

"NO THANKS I'M STRAIGHT"  *looks around*

"uhhh... anyway, how is english lit. going?"

"HAHAH I'M STRAIGHT"

 

So fucking funny.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

give him a courtesy reacharound

[The Fake Shemp]

It's even funnier if you imagine it in the whitest voice possible.  Like, "Hello, I'm a CFO for a well established financial organization and read the Wall Street Journal every day!" voice.

[Tauntaun]

It's even funnier if you imagine it in the whitest voice possible.  Like, "Hello, I'm a CFO for a well established financial organization and read the Wall Street Journal every day!" voice.

[INTUNEevolution]

and then when he is done make an awkward gaf thread about it

Make sure to thank him for hospitality/directions to and away from his house.


Bring the Natty Ices or else you're just rude.

[CajoleJuice]

There are a lot of gay guys on campus, and sometimes they come up to me in the library. It's always a weird moment because you want to be nice, but at the same time if chicks SEE you with the gay guys they might think you're gay. I just laugh at their jokes and say no thanks, I'm straight. Luckily my gay friends are pretty damn cool about that stuff

"sup, maurice?"

"NO THANKS I'M STRAIGHT"  *looks around*

"uhhh... anyway, how is english lit. going?"

"HAHAH I'M STRAIGHT"

Fuck, I'm laughing at work right now.

[CajoleJuice]

I was just walking back from grabbing a coke and I started laughing to myself imagining this again. A co-worker looked at me funny.

[INTUNEevolution]

Next time you see tha coworker, stroke his shoulder and laugh the same way again.

[Powerslave]

Explain him the full story, including posting history from PD on GAF and EB.

[bud]

i kinda wish i'd know a gay guy irl. the gays on the gaf and eb seem to be pretty laid back guys

it'd be a nice change of pace from all the straight guys i know

[TVC15]

I have decided to abandon homosexuality in order to prepare myself for my film adaptation of Gil Thorp.  We know there are none of those god-hated nancies in Eisenhowerverse, and I've gotta get my head in that world.

PENISES EWWWWWWW </disgustedly flays arms>

[INTUNEevolution]

The gay guys that grew up and mellowed out are cool people.

The ones in HS.

They got some issues that need working out.

[TVC15]

The mexican city employees next to me are serial leering at women jogging by in spandex.  i am disgusted.  DISGUSTED.

[Tauntaun]

The mexican city employees next to me are serial leering at women jogging by in spandex.  i am disgusted.  DISGUSTED.

Go give 'em what for!

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FTUTA

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[INTUNEevolution]

SHit dude, that's me!

[Tauntaun]

SHit dude, that's me!

You're mexican?

[INTUNEevolution]

Well, I'm Irish, but you know how they have white mexicans?

I'm a mexican white.

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Not really.

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[Tauntaun]

Well, I'm Irish, but you know how they have white mexicans?

I'm a mexican white.

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Not really.

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Oh, good.  For a minute there I thought I was gonna have to smear taco bell on your door step and make the back side of your house wet.  Saves me some time and money. 

[INTUNEevolution]

HAHAHAHA

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IM STRAIGHT!

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[Tauntaun]

HAHAHAHA

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IM STRAIGHT!

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Depends on how often you post here. 

[INTUNEevolution]

Check please!

[Tauntaun]

Check please!

You came for the awesome, you stayed for the Ron Paul....and gay gold dildos! 

[Powerslave]

Ever since I've been here I became a little gay. It's not that I like men but I don't know I'd like to suck a dick or two to see what it's like. Maybe kiss it a little.

[CajoleJuice]

I wouldn't mind having a JO buddy. No gay stuff though. Just JO.

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[Tauntaun]

I wouldn't mind having a JO buddy. No gay stuff though. Just JO.

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  It never gets old.  You man enough?

[Beezy]

I wouldn't mind having a JO buddy. No gay stuff though. Just JO.

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[Shins]

then he's probably not gay

If he's not gay, he's letting this guy

stick it in his pooper for all the wrong reasons.

Shit, maybe George is rich. Maybe I should be nicer to him. Sexually.

Shit.

[Madrun Badrun]

I told Whiteman "no", then sent him nudies in PM.

[recursivelyenumerable]

I have decided to abandon homosexuality in order to prepare myself for my film adaptation of Gil Thorp.  We know there are none of those god-hated nancies in Eisenhowerverse, and I've gotta get my head in that world.

Does this mean I'll have to get my hair cut short?  And how does the full frontal nudity fit into this?

Maybe I'll play a woman.

[Eric P]

then he's probably not gay

stick it in his pooper for all the wrong reasons.

there are WRONG reasons?

[TVC15]

I have decided to abandon homosexuality in order to prepare myself for my film adaptation of Gil Thorp.  We know there are none of those god-hated nancies in Eisenhowerverse, and I've gotta get my head in that world.

Does this mean I'll have to get my hair cut short?  And how does the full frontal nudity fit into this?

Maybe I'll play a woman.

I'll work something out.  There's no story that wouldn't be improved with male full frontal nudity, in a non-gay way.  Just like how the ancient Greeks and shit VERY HETEROLY admired the male form.

[recursivelyenumerable]

My form is a bit quirky and niche, though.