Post your life goals!

[CrystalGemini]

I want to roast a whole pig/piglet over an open fire.  Preferably in my backyard.  Holy crap that would be so awesome.  Been wanting to do this since elementary school.

[INTUNEevolution]

I think everyone has done that once

[CrystalGemini]

I've done that.  If you were me you're life would be complete.

ONE DAY!   :'(

[Barry Egan]

Persevere

[Powerslave]

Suck dick.

[Madrun Badrun]

That looks soooooo goood. 

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I've roasted the pig. Who hasn't? I've gone to clubs where they're literally giving away roasted pig for free to patrons.

I'd like to sleep with a woman again at some point during the next 12 months. :'(

[CrystalGemini]

I've roasted the pig. Who hasn't?

I'd like to sleep with a woman again at some point during the next 12 months. :'(

We're all rootin' for ya, buddy.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

It's fucking delicious.  Find some Cuban friends (real Cubans, not Italians pretenders).

my friends were from the Philippines so we had better spices

[INTUNEevolution]

I wanna bang a foriegn girl.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I've roasted the pig. Who hasn't?

I'd like to sleep with a woman again at some point during the next 12 months. :'(

We're all rootin' for ya, buddy.

my date tonight has been progressively downgraded throughout the day from "dinner and a movie" to "dinner" to "coffee." by the time the actual date rolls around I think it's going to be "friendly wave as we pass in the hall"

[hyp]

my fam in hawaii does it during thanksgiving or new years. 

[demi]

GOALS ARE FOR SIMPS

[hyp]

my date tonight has been progressively downgraded throughout the day from "dinner and a movie" to "dinner" to "coffee." by the time the actual date rolls around I think it's going to be "friendly wave as we pass in the hall"

coffee is probably the best choice of the 3.  converse your way to the goal.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

Next time I'm in LA I'll make it a point to try and get Patel laid.

I appreciate the offer, but I really prefer women.

[Madrun Badrun]

 

[T234]

Hey patel, if it helps; there are chicks (cutiepies too) that have serious nerd fetishes. Mention where you work, and mention previous employers relating to video games and nerditry.

I am serious about the first two sentences of this post.

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After doing the former suggestion, she will expect the slowest banging she has gotten since 1999.

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[MrAngryFace]

Make it to 75, own a bar/bookstore

[Fragamemnon]

we do incredible pig pickings here in NC. We are the hog capital of the country, though I'd trade it all if I could get my butcher to fucking carry god damn sucking pig at the holidays. Or even saddle of hare.

yay there's another one for the white man complain blog

seriously tho:

go part time at 52-53, retire at 60
move to the desert southwest near all the birds

[Trent Dole]

haha, life. I have goals for the year, but beyond that meh.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

1) Become a Catholic priest and knock up a married woman who goes to my church
2) Create a private military and overthrow North Korea
3) Write, direct, and star in the latest indietard flick that "scene" kids have orgasms over.

[Fresh Prince]

1. ?
2. ?
3. profit.

4. Be own boss

[Phoenix Dark]

I want to get an MBA, become a CPA, and maybe go to law school

I want to marry Syndy Portier

I want to be a mentor to inner city kids

I don't want to get married

[abrader]

a -> b

[ferrarimanf355]

I want to shout out a request for Freebird at a Ayumi Hamasaki concert. I don't know why, though. 

Another one: Get a job at Sega and get Daytona USA 3 made. It's the only way it'll happen at this rate...

Also, I want to get a Chevrolet Camaro.

[INTUNEevolution]

1. ?
2. ?
3. Then bang her
4. profit.

Fixed

[Eel O'Brian]

1.  Finish the second draft of that novel that's just sitting there
2.  Get it published by some turdhouse small press pub
3.  Do not succumb to vanity press when it is rejected by every turdhouse small press pub in the world
4.  Try not to let "might have been" rule my life quite so much
5.  Take a world trip to all the places my uncles fought in WWII
6.  invent a time machine so I can go back and reclaim the last ten years
7.  failing that, find some way to live ten extra years

[Eric P]

i don't really have any lifegoals right now

my year goals are

1. move to nyc (must have job first)
2. get my ccna after dicking around about it for the past forever

[cloudwalking]

I wanna bang a foriegn girl.

fun fact: i have never had sex with someone from my home country

I want to go to an Ayumi Hamasaki concert

fixed. i love her

i've been to a big party where they had a pig on a spit. it freaked me out.

right now my goal is to take a trip to ireland sometime soon

[Powerslave]

reach 2000 posts so I can change my tag and avatar.

avatar?

[Cormacaroni]

My life goal is immortality. Making good progress so far. Haven't died once yet 

[Rman]

EXPLORE:
1. Nile River
2. Amazon River
3. Congo River
4. Colorado River
5. Yangtze River, China
6. Niger River
7. Orinoco River, Venezuela
8. Rio Coco, Nicaragua

STUDY PRIMITIVE CULTURES IN:
9. The Congo
10.  New Guinea
11.  Brazil
12.  Borneo
13.  The Sudan
14.  Australia
15.  Kenya
16.  The Philippines
17.  Tanzania
18.  Ethiopia
19.  Nigeria
20.  Alaska

CLIMB:
21. Mt. Everest
22. Mt. Aconcagua, Argentina
23. Mt. McKinley
24. Mt. Hauscaran, Peru
25.  Mt. Kilimanjaro
26.  Mt. Ararat, Turkey
27.  Mt. Kenya
28.  Mt. Cook, New Zealand
29.  Mt. Popocatepetl, Mexico
30.  The Matterhorn
31.  Mt. Rainier
32.  Mt. Fuji
33.  Mt. Vesuvius
34.  Mt. Bromo, Java
35.  Grand Tetons
36.  Mt. Baldy, California

37.Carry out careers in medicine and exploration (studied premed, treats illnesses among primitive tribes)
38. Visit every country in the world (30 to go)
39. Study Navaho and Hopi Indians
40.  Learn to fly a plane
41.  Ride horse in Rose Parade

PHOTOGRAPH:
42. Iguacu Falls, Brazil
43. Victoria Falls, Rhodesia (Chased by a warthog in the process)
44.  Sutherland Falls, New Zealand
45.  Yosemite Falls
46.  Niagara Falls
47.  Retrace travels of Marco Polo and Alexander the Great

EXPLORE UNDERWATER:
48.  Coral reefs of Florida
49.  Great Barrier Reef, Australia (photographed a 300-pound clam)
50.  Red Sea
51.  Fiji Islands
52.  The Bahamas
53.  Explore Okefenokee Swamp and the Everglades

VISIT:
54. North and South Poles
55. Great Wall of China
56.  Panama and Suez Canals
57.  Easter Island
58.  The Galapagos Islands
59.  Vatican City
60.  The Taj Mahal
61.  The Eiffel Tower
62.  The Blue Grotto
63.  The Tower of London
64.  The Leaning Tower of Pisa
65.  The Sacred Well of Chichen-Itza, Mexico
66.  Climb Ayers Rock in Australia
67. Follow River Jordan from Sea of Galilee to Dead Sea

SWIM IN:
68. Lake Victoria
69.  Lake Superior
70.  Lake Tanganyika
71.  Lake Titicaca, S. America
72.  Lake Nicaragua

ACCOMPLISH:
73.  Become an emergency response worker
74.  Dive in a submarine
75.  Land on and take of from an aircraft carrier
76.  Fly in a blimp, balloon and glider
77.  Ride an elephant, camel, ostrich and bronco
78.  Skin dive to 40 feet and hold breath two and a half minutes underwater.
79.  Catch a ten-pound lobster and a ten-inch abalone
80.  Play flute and violin
81.  Type 50 words a minute
82.  Make a parachute jump
83.  Learn water and snow skiing
84.  Go on a church mission
85.  Follow the John Muir trail
86.  Study native medicines and bring back useful ones
87.  Bag camera trophies of elephant, lion, rhino, cheetah, cape buffalo and whale
88.  Learn to fence
89.  Learn jujitsu
90.  Teach a college course
91.  Watch a cremation ceremony in Bali
92.  Explore depths of the sea
93.  Appear in a major motion picture
94. Own a horse, chimpanzee, cheetah, ocelot, and coyote (yet to own a chimp or cheetah)
95. Become a ham radio operator
96.  Build own telescope
97.  Write a book
98.  Publish an article in National Geographic Magazine
99.  High jump five feet
100.  Broad jump 15 feet
101. Run mile in five minutes
102.  Weigh 195 pounds stripped
103.  Perform 200 sit-ups and 20 pull-ups
104. Learn French and Arabic
105. Study dragon lizards on Komodo Island (Boat broke down within 20 miles of island)
106  Ship aboard a freighter as a seaman
107. Read the entire Encyclopedia Britannica (Has read extensive parts in each volume)
108. Read the works of Shakespeare, Plato, Aristotle, Dickens, Thoreau, Rousseau, Conrad, Hemingway, Twain, Burroughs, Talmage, Tolstoi, Longfellow, Keats, Poe, Bacon, Whittier, and Emerson (not every work of each)
109. Become familiar with the compositions of Bach, Beethoven, Debussy, Ibert, Mendelssohn, Lalo, Liszt, Rimski-Korsakov, Respighi, Rachmaninoff, Paganini, Stravinsky, Toch, Tschaikosvsky, Verdi
110.Become proficient in the use of a plane, motorcycle, tractor, surfboard, rifle, pistol, canoe, microscope, football, basketball, bow and arrow, lariat and boomerang
111.  Compose music
112.  Play Clair de Lune on the piano
113. Watch fire-walking ceremony
114. Milk a poisonous snake (bitten by diamondback during photo session)
115. Light a match with .22 rifle
116 Visit a movie studio
117 Climb Cheops' pyramid
118.  Become a member of the Explorer's Club and the Adventure's Club
119.  Learn to play polo
120. Travel through the Grand Canyon on foot and by boat
121. Circumnavigate the globe
122. Visit the moon
123. Marry and have children

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These are not mine.  Someone, however, has accomplished more than 80% of these goals, though.

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[CrystalGemini]

I wanna bang a foriegn girl.

fun fact: i have never had sex with someone from my home country

I've never had sex with anyone from my home state!   

[cloudwalking]

I wanna bang a foriegn girl.

fun fact: i have never had sex with someone from my home country

I've never had sex with anyone from my home state!   

right on sista. we're reachin' out!

[recursivelyenumerable]

It's my life not orange.  There's not sense in talking about something else; it will come back to haunt you.  And taking everything into consideration there's no rest for the wearyl.

[Akala]

My goal in life is to own a lazy river.



It would be awesome to be old and fat and just float around in circles all day, reading the collected works of Guy de Maupassant. I think it's doable, although I might have to settle for a crappy one. 

I'd also like to take my wife some of the places I've travelled.

[recursivelyenumerable]

becom e  web nothing else happened but me.  Because there was a discrepancy between your thoughts and the insolence of the   then I came about.  But because you can't see me, I wasn'ty you, I wasn't you, I wasn't you, I wasn't you.  What did she say?  I don't know what she said.  I wasn't here when she said what she said.  I was about to see you but she was wrong and for me  mi

I'm not you, I'm not you, I'm not you, 'm not yhou
you're someone I admire very much
and


there are four points.  I had an ambition.

[recursivelyenumerable]

I have a mission.  I'm a man on a mission.  I'm driven.  Focused. 

And it's not just in a superficial way.  My soul is invested in this.  Leveraged 400x but

[recursivelyenumerable]

You can say what you like but I don't believe any of it applies to me.  Because of who I am.  Because of what I've made who I am be.  Because of what I've decided the thing that I am making who I am is.

[recursivelyenumerable]

Yet again I emerge victorious.

[CajoleJuice]

Someone is losing it...

[Mupepe]

I want to roast a whole pig/piglet over an open fire.  Preferably in my backyard.  Holy crap that would be so awesome.  Been wanting to do this since elementary school.
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oh what the hell.  we talked about this yesterday!!!

I have a list of cities I need to visit before I die and I want to build my own home and I want to learn a third language and I want to go back to school for something I really enjoy and I want to break down a Mercedes SLK 230 and install a list of upgrades and put it back together.  holy fuck, the list can go on.

[Mupepe]

From a thread last year

-Buy a house
   -Renovate a room into a total Home Theater (Well on my way to obtaining both) [I still am.  Although now it's moved onto a condo]
-Buy a new car, preferrably a Porsche [Done.  Except it wasn't a Porsche lolz  I will have my Mercedes SLK 230 in 2 years (my realistic dream car)]
-Go back to school [This fall]
-Become managing executive of my department [Working on it.  More promotions in the last year still ]
-Marry Dulce Maria
     -Go to Japan, Venice and Brazil for my eventual honeymoon with Dulce Maria [I still love her despite what I said and I hope this does happen]
-I have a list of about 300 movies I still need to buy on DVD [Gave up.  I realized I won't watch most of them after the first time, so I cut it down]
-Buy my complete backlogs of videogames and systems for my eventual retirement [working on it]
-Buy a home in the country, fix it up myself and build my idea of a perfect home.  [This is actually in the works RIGHT NOW]
-I want to build my own small lake for me to fish in.  (I started this at my house in New Mexico before I moved.  FUCK!  So much wasted time.) [I will probably finish this, because I'm trying to buy my old home in New Mexico right now]
-Do everything I can to make sure my daughter's life turns out to be better than mine was and make sure she is at least 10x more successful than me. [Trying ]
-Complete my Blackwater training. [Got back into shape to do this later this year.  Although I don't even need it for work anymore]
-Kill someone before I die. [One day ]
-Skydive [One day ]
-Learn how to fly a plane (This will start happening next year) [Holy fuck, I need to get on this.  It's now 'next year' already]
-Join smalltime boxing clubs at a gym or something.  I love boxing. [Need to get in on this now that I'm back in shape]
-Have a foursome with 3 women. [Need to get in on this now that I'm back in shape.  Any volunteers???]
-I want to learn not to be so emo [HA! That's just me and I realize it now]
-I'd love to learn how to really cook.  I need to take time and read about recipes and actually do it. [Trying]
-Learn more about software programming.  I haven't been involved with it since High School. [Eh, 3D modelling is now my thing and I enjoy it more]
-Learn more about cars.  I know enough, but I'd like to know how everything in an engine works etc. [I've actually worked on this and my knowledge is VERY vast compared to last year at this time]
-Take History classes at a school for shits and giggles.  I love History.  [This fall]

Fuck, it's depressing to see how little I have actually advanced in like a year