Author Topic: Is anyone here familiar with the sexual term "shrimping"? (Read 57434 times)

Mupepe · « **on:** January 25, 2008, 04:23:17 PM »

Apparently it involves...

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sticking a straw in a girls asshole and sucking

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1 on:** January 25, 2008, 04:23:55 PM »

Look at this Mupepe, it's NSFW

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http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/5949/11526724883831dz6.jpg

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Mupepe · « **Reply #2 on:** January 25, 2008, 04:24:58 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 25, 2008, 04:24:01 PM

You don't need a straw for it, that is just an extreme example.

I think I would actually prefer the straw.

I still don't understand the play on words.

abrader · « **Reply #3 on:** January 25, 2008, 04:27:39 PM »

no thanks

Mupepe · « **Reply #4 on:** January 25, 2008, 04:29:34 PM »

wow. grody on all levels.

I've got nothing against salad tossing, but there's no way I'd lick up my own semen from her ass.

Maybe from her tummy. LOL j/k

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #5 on:** January 25, 2008, 04:33:28 PM »

Ew, asshole snowballing.

Mupepe · « **Reply #6 on:** January 25, 2008, 04:35:46 PM »

2. shrimping 196 up, 131 down

to suck on someones toes for sexual gratification.

(*sucking cum is feltching!)

by spanner man Jun 4, 2003 email it
3. shrimping 395 up, 348 down

Even if you're gay you gotta be pretty stoney mchill to try this. It's the act following homosexual intercourse between two guys; after which the pitcher produces a bendy straw and proceeds to suck the mixture of shit and sperm from his partner's gaping asshole.

I caught Gary and Chaz shrimping in the bathroom last week...i threw up hxc style.

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I got these two definitions from urban dictionary

abrader · « **Reply #7 on:** January 25, 2008, 04:36:41 PM »

I like getting my toes sucked off.....that shyt feels good

Mupepe · « **Reply #8 on:** January 25, 2008, 04:37:01 PM »

"When a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubricant and feces are present. That's fletching. It may or may not, include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth." -Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk

"Feltching makes me want to puke."

TVC15 · « **Reply #9 on:** January 25, 2008, 04:47:08 PM »

And we all know that as a Career Homosexual, Chuck was probably very familiar with the act.

Powerslave · « **Reply #10 on:** January 25, 2008, 04:49:57 PM »

fuck a straw gimme a spoon

abrader · « **Reply #11 on:** January 25, 2008, 04:52:25 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on January 25, 2008, 04:49:57 PM

fuck a straw gimme a spoon

How about a sp0rsk?

Powerslave · « **Reply #12 on:** January 25, 2008, 04:53:10 PM »

sp0rsk is fucking hot

abrader · « **Reply #13 on:** January 25, 2008, 04:55:21 PM »

Would you use sp0rsk to spoon your own semen out of another mans ass?

Powerslave · « **Reply #14 on:** January 25, 2008, 04:55:34 PM »

Anything.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #15 on:** January 25, 2008, 05:03:38 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 25, 2008, 04:47:08 PM

And we all know that as a Career Homosexual, Chuck was probably very familiar with the act.

was that confirmed? I thought he was in the closet?

TVC15 · « **Reply #16 on:** January 25, 2008, 05:12:15 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on January 25, 2008, 05:03:38 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 25, 2008, 04:47:08 PM
And we all know that as a Career Homosexual, Chuck was probably very familiar with the act.
was that confirmed? I thought he was in the closet?

Confirmed. He is a typically histrionic, overreacting gaybo:

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In September 2003, Palahniuk was interviewed by Entertainment Weekly's Karen Valby. During the interview, Palahniuk in confidence mentioned information pertaining to his partner. While it had been previously believed by many that he was married to a woman (some members of the press had claimed he had a wife), Palahniuk had in fact been living with his boyfriend. Some time later, Palahniuk believed that Valby was going to print this information in her article, without his consent. In response, he put an angry audio recording of himself on his web site, not only revealing that he is gay, but also making negative comments about Valby and a member of her family. However, Palahniuk's fears turned out to be ungrounded, and Valby's article did not reveal anything about his personal life outside of the fact that he is unmarried. The recording was later removed from the website, making some fans believe that Palahniuk is embarrassed by his homosexuality.

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #17 on:** January 25, 2008, 05:14:39 PM »

Chuck Pahlaniuk is gay!?

I'VE LIVED A LIE

TVC15 · « **Reply #18 on:** January 25, 2008, 05:23:39 PM »

Yep. Even that hack's sexuality is a ripoff of Bret Easton Ellis's!

Tauntaun · « **Reply #19 on:** January 25, 2008, 05:24:09 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 25, 2008, 04:37:01 PM

"When a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubricant and feces are present. That's fletching. It may or may not, include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth." -Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk

"Feltching makes me want to puke."

Dats some nasty shizzles.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #20 on:** January 25, 2008, 05:49:06 PM »

shrimping is sucking on toes, which is still pretty fuckin' gross.

Himu · « **Reply #21 on:** January 25, 2008, 06:37:10 PM »

i am gagging

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #22 on:** January 25, 2008, 06:37:53 PM »

himu, would you suck your seed from a loli's 4-color pinkfish

brawndolicious · « **Reply #23 on:** January 25, 2008, 07:34:28 PM »

yeah I know he's not straight but I didn't think he'd deny it for like........years.

etiolate · « **Reply #24 on:** January 26, 2008, 05:25:15 PM »

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Author Topic: Is anyone here familiar with the sexual term "shrimping"? (Read 57434 times)