Author Topic: Evilbore Confessional: Confess. (Read 19207 times)

Christopher · « **on:** October 26, 2006, 07:53:43 PM »

Vent out some frustrations or problems that your having now, no one on the internet really "knows" you so why not, what's bothering you, let it out.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1 on:** October 26, 2006, 07:55:52 PM »

I think my girlfriend hates me and my best friend is so lame.

Mupepe · « **Reply #2 on:** October 26, 2006, 07:56:06 PM »

The condom broke a few weeks back while fucking my girlfriend and she hasn't gotten her period. She doesn't really keep track of it in the first place which I think is stupid. But I've been with her long enough to know that it was 4 weeks yesterday since she had her period and I'm scurred.

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #3 on:** October 26, 2006, 07:57:34 PM »

I am secretly attracted to my best friend, and have been for three years $:-\$

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #4 on:** October 26, 2006, 07:57:52 PM »

I use my last name as a screen name, I have mentioned my first name, I have mentioned my school name, my major, my age, my hometown, my ethnicity, etc. etc. etc. So I'm not as anonymous as I wish I was.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5 on:** October 26, 2006, 08:00:13 PM »

If anyone wants to send anonymous confessions, you can use the staff@evilbore.com mailbox and we'll keep your privacy.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** October 26, 2006, 08:10:44 PM »

FIRST E-MAIL SUBMISSION

okay sometimes when i scratch my butt in the morning and i dont clean them. i like the smell.

snatches · « **Reply #7 on:** October 26, 2006, 08:11:27 PM »

Listen, this is hard for me to admit, but here goes....

I am getting really sick of Willco's constant sexual advances.

Which reminds me. Does anyone know what "I want to toss your salad" means?

I don't even like salad.

Oh well, back to my poutine.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #8 on:** October 26, 2006, 08:14:14 PM »

Quote from: snatches on October 26, 2006, 08:11:27 PM

Which reminds me. Does anyone know what "I want to toss your salad" means?

Eat ass.

I'm passing English!

morphix · « **Reply #9 on:** October 26, 2006, 08:41:37 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 26, 2006, 07:55:52 PM

I think my girlfriend hates me and my best friend is so lame.

so about that psp...

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #10 on:** October 26, 2006, 08:55:44 PM »

I've wanted my best friend's sister for years

whiteACID · « **Reply #11 on:** October 26, 2006, 09:04:04 PM »

My uncle wears daisy dukes and has a leopard print cooler
He's not straight, it bothers me

Himu · « **Reply #12 on:** October 26, 2006, 09:09:11 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on October 26, 2006, 07:56:06 PM

The condom broke a few weeks back while fucking my girlfriend and she hasn't gotten her period. She doesn't really keep track of it in the first place which I think is stupid. But I've been with her long enough to know that it was 4 weeks yesterday since she had her period and I'm scurred.

..........

I hope everything goes alright.

Wobedraggled · « **Reply #13 on:** October 26, 2006, 09:15:33 PM »

I have small testicles.....

But a large cock

Bacon · « **Reply #14 on:** October 26, 2006, 09:36:48 PM »

I haven't jerked off in months.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #15 on:** October 26, 2006, 09:37:53 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on October 26, 2006, 09:36:48 PM

I haven't jerked off in months.

Yeah right.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16 on:** October 26, 2006, 09:47:32 PM »

sometimes, when i'm coarsely mounting willco and beginning to shudder in violent climax, i think of mike orlando

goombas

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #17 on:** October 26, 2006, 09:48:11 PM »

You bitch!

Vizzys · « **Reply #18 on:** October 26, 2006, 10:01:20 PM »

Post more emails willco.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** October 26, 2006, 10:18:28 PM »

Personally I don't think it's meant to B
For she loves her work more than she does me
And honestly, at 23, I would probably
Love my work more than I did she
So we ain't we
It's me and her
Cause what she prefers over me is work
And that's where we defer
So I have to give her free time
Even if it hurts
So breathe, mama it's deserved
You've been put on this earth to be all you can be
Like the Reserves
And me, my timing is on me
It serves
So I have to allow she - her, time to serve
At times now for her
In time she'll mature
And maybe we can be we again like we were
Finally my time's too short to share
And I ask her now, it ain't fair

Prost · « **Reply #20 on:** October 26, 2006, 10:19:36 PM »

Quote from: Christopher on October 26, 2006, 07:53:43 PM

Vent out some frustrations or problems that your having now, no one on the internet really "knows" you so why not, what's bothering you, let it out.

The incredible amount of harassment Catz and I have gotten from some people on OA, I beg to differ...

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #21 on:** October 26, 2006, 10:20:47 PM »

Someone i know loves me and its not my fiance. And she and i get along great. Where as me and my fiance dont. I think i got a cheating heart. Women are complex demons.

Mupepe · « **Reply #22 on:** October 26, 2006, 10:33:26 PM »

Quote from: ZomBz on October 26, 2006, 10:20:47 PM

Someone i know loves me and its not my fiance. And she and i get along great. Where as me and my fiance dont. I think i got a cheating heart. Women are complex demons.

Just cheat. You'll feel better.

Prost · « **Reply #23 on:** October 26, 2006, 10:35:40 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on October 26, 2006, 10:33:26 PM

Quote from: ZomBz on October 26, 2006, 10:20:47 PM
Someone i know loves me and its not my fiance. And she and i get along great. Where as me and my fiance dont. I think i got a cheating heart. Women are complex demons.
Just cheat. You'll feel better.

Hey come on now....
I know why you say it, but you know it's wrong ;P You're a good dude, you don't really believe that and you know it! ;P

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #24 on:** October 26, 2006, 10:36:35 PM »

problem or maybe not is that i'm not in it for the sexual thing. Yeah she's hot and shit but i'm not drooling over her to fuck her in the ass ya know. I dont know what to feel i know girls can con real easy and i dont need no gold diggers.

Plus my heart is my fiance's and no one elses. I just feel guilty for still going out with this one girl even after she's told me how she feels about me.

Mupepe · « **Reply #25 on:** October 26, 2006, 10:37:59 PM »

Quote from: Prost on October 26, 2006, 10:35:40 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on October 26, 2006, 10:33:26 PM
Quote from: ZomBz on October 26, 2006, 10:20:47 PM
Someone i know loves me and its not my fiance. And she and i get along great. Where as me and my fiance dont. I think i got a cheating heart. Women are complex demons.
Just cheat. You'll feel better.
Hey come on now....
I know why you say it, but you know it's wrong ;P You're a good dude, you don't really believe that and you know it! ;P

hehe I really don't believe it.

But he's been talking about this girl for a while and his fiance is apparently incredibly fucked up.

Prost · « **Reply #26 on:** October 26, 2006, 10:39:45 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on October 26, 2006, 10:37:59 PM

Quote from: Prost on October 26, 2006, 10:35:40 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on October 26, 2006, 10:33:26 PM
Quote from: ZomBz on October 26, 2006, 10:20:47 PM
Someone i know loves me and its not my fiance. And she and i get along great. Where as me and my fiance dont. I think i got a cheating heart. Women are complex demons.
Just cheat. You'll feel better.
Hey come on now....
I know why you say it, but you know it's wrong ;P You're a good dude, you don't really believe that and you know it! ;P
hehe I really don't believe it. But he's been talking about this girl for a while and his fiance is apparently incredibly fucked up.

Yeah that's true he's been sayin some crazy shit about that fiance. If he can't just drop her and break free he'll always be like this.... Unfortunately I think EVERYONE here (sadly including himself) believes he'll bite the life-long bullet and just go through with it all.

If she really is as bad as he says.. he's screwin up by giving her a chance. And that just reinforces her behavior as being acceptable... oh well

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #27 on:** October 26, 2006, 10:43:29 PM »

While i agree with it, i dont know how to make it so its not reinforcing her actions. I love her and yet i'm her bitch when it comes to choices.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28 on:** October 26, 2006, 10:48:34 PM »

Cheating is never the answer. Just end the relationship and stop bitching ZomBz. You know you want to deep inside, and you know she doesn't love you. Come on man

cloudwalking · « **Reply #29 on:** October 26, 2006, 10:57:18 PM »

If I never had to see my sister's face ever again I'd be happy!

Himu · « **Reply #30 on:** October 26, 2006, 10:57:49 PM »

But your sister is adorable in that one pic ;(

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #31 on:** October 26, 2006, 11:01:05 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on October 26, 2006, 10:57:49 PM

But your sister is adorable in that one pic ;(

There's a pic??

cloudwalking · « **Reply #32 on:** October 26, 2006, 11:01:46 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on October 26, 2006, 10:57:49 PM

But your sister is adorable in that one pic ;(

Yes but she is a fat meth addict now.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #33 on:** October 26, 2006, 11:03:23 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on October 26, 2006, 11:01:46 PM

Quote from: Himuro on October 26, 2006, 10:57:49 PM
But your sister is adorable in that one pic ;(

Yes but she is a fat meth addict now.

There's fat meth addicts?

Polari · « **Reply #34 on:** October 26, 2006, 11:03:58 PM »

Ew fat girls.

Bacon · « **Reply #35 on:** October 26, 2006, 11:04:33 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on October 26, 2006, 11:01:46 PM

Quote from: Himuro on October 26, 2006, 10:57:49 PM
But your sister is adorable in that one pic ;(

Yes but she is a fat meth addict now.

before and after pix plz.

are her teeth rotting out yet?

morphix · « **Reply #36 on:** October 26, 2006, 11:18:50 PM »

can't pick your family but you got to sick by them. One day your sis might come to her senses, you never know

cubicle47b · « **Reply #37 on:** October 26, 2006, 11:51:47 PM »

- I actually felt a little left out when I discovered this place existed a week ago. I'm not sure why. I hadn't really posted on Opa-ages since Mina took over and had spent very little time at GAF this year up until August.
- Watching the transformation of Morphix as he lost weight made me ashamed enough of my lifestyle and the weight I put on while playing Wow to make a serious change. I gained about 30 pounds, sadly. :/

cloudwalking · « **Reply #38 on:** October 26, 2006, 11:54:37 PM »

Quote from: morphix on October 26, 2006, 11:18:50 PM

can't pick your family but you got to sick by them. One day your sis might come to her senses, you never know

I hope so, but she's had literally hundreds of chances to straighten out and do the right thing and she's never taken them. Next thing coming is boot camp, if that doesn't work I don't know what it'll take.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #39 on:** October 27, 2006, 12:18:47 AM »

Quote from: cubicle47b on October 26, 2006, 11:51:47 PM

- I actually felt a little left out when I discovered this place existed a week ago. I'm not sure why. I hadn't really posted on Opa-ages since Mina took over and had spent very little time at GAF this year up until August.
- Watching the transformation of Morphix as he lost weight made me ashamed enough of my lifestyle and the weight I put on while playing Wow to make a serious change. I gained about 30 pounds, sadly. :/

I gained 20 pounds in the last year through no P.E. I feel your pain.

Himu · « **Reply #40 on:** October 27, 2006, 12:39:50 AM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on October 26, 2006, 11:01:46 PM

Quote from: Himuro on October 26, 2006, 10:57:49 PM
But your sister is adorable in that one pic ;(

Yes but she is a fat meth addict now.

pic plz

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #41 on:** October 27, 2006, 01:30:59 AM »

When my sister was dying I prayed hysterically.
I can't really recall if I was praying for her to live or for her to die.

etiolate · « **Reply #42 on:** October 27, 2006, 01:39:53 AM »

My nipples keep poking through my t-shirts. This is a new development and its really bugging me. It just shouldn't be happening.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #43 on:** October 27, 2006, 01:43:34 AM »

Quote from: malek4980 on October 27, 2006, 01:30:59 AM

When my sister was dying I prayed hysterically.
I can't really recall if I was praying for her to live or for her to die.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #44 on:** October 27, 2006, 01:45:01 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 27, 2006, 01:43:34 AM

Quote from: malek4980 on October 27, 2006, 01:30:59 AM
When my sister was dying I prayed hysterically.
I can't really recall if I was praying for her to live or for her to die.

Well to put some context to the story she had severe brain damage and was in a coma. Nevertheless I was very conflicted.

If only House was there to pull the plug and play some DS.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #45 on:** October 27, 2006, 01:47:03 AM »

Quote from: malek4980 on October 27, 2006, 01:45:01 AM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 27, 2006, 01:43:34 AM
Quote from: malek4980 on October 27, 2006, 01:30:59 AM
When my sister was dying I prayed hysterically.
I can't really recall if I was praying for her to live or for her to die.

Well to put some context to the story she had severe brain damage and was in a coma. Nevertheless I was very conflicted.

If only House was there to pull the plug and play some DS.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #46 on:** October 27, 2006, 01:48:07 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 27, 2006, 01:47:03 AM

Quote from: malek4980 on October 27, 2006, 01:45:01 AM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 27, 2006, 01:43:34 AM
Quote from: malek4980 on October 27, 2006, 01:30:59 AM
When my sister was dying I prayed hysterically.
I can't really recall if I was praying for her to live or for her to die.

Well to put some context to the story she had severe brain damage and was in a coma. Nevertheless I was very conflicted.

If only House was there to pull the plug and play some DS.
(Image removed from quote.)

I'd like him to look a little more resolute.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #47 on:** October 27, 2006, 01:49:30 AM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #48 on:** October 27, 2006, 01:50:53 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 27, 2006, 01:49:30 AM

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a little less sexy.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #49 on:** October 27, 2006, 01:52:02 AM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #50 on:** October 27, 2006, 01:53:22 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 27, 2006, 01:52:02 AM

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still sexy.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #51 on:** October 27, 2006, 01:54:53 AM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #52 on:** October 27, 2006, 01:56:57 AM »

NEVER BET AGAINST THE HOUSE

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #53 on:** October 27, 2006, 01:57:32 AM »

I'm tempted to just watch my Season 1 DVDs right now. Maybe make some cool gifs.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #54 on:** October 27, 2006, 02:01:40 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 27, 2006, 01:57:32 AM

I'm tempted to just watch my Season 1 DVDs right now. Maybe make some cool gifs.

Make some more cool gifs of season three of the Office. WHERE PAM LOOKS CUTE. ie, every scene with Pam.

I'd let her pull my plug, if you know what I mean.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #55 on:** October 27, 2006, 02:05:24 AM »

Quote from: malek4980 on October 27, 2006, 02:01:40 AM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 27, 2006, 01:57:32 AM
I'm tempted to just watch my Season 1 DVDs right now. Maybe make some cool gifs.
Make some more cool gifs of season three of the Office. WHERE PAM LOOKS CUTE. ie, every scene with Pam.

I'd let her pull my plug, if you know what I mean.

Alright. Just for you. I have every episode of The Office on my external HD.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #56 on:** October 27, 2006, 02:07:02 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 27, 2006, 02:05:24 AM

Quote from: malek4980 on October 27, 2006, 02:01:40 AM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 27, 2006, 01:57:32 AM
I'm tempted to just watch my Season 1 DVDs right now. Maybe make some cool gifs.
Make some more cool gifs of season three of the Office. WHERE PAM LOOKS CUTE. ie, every scene with Pam.

I'd let her pull my plug, if you know what I mean.
Alright. Just for you.

opening scene of episode two.
Michael breaths out like a duck and then Pam follows and kind of rolls her eyes.

DO IT!

Prost · « **Reply #57 on:** October 27, 2006, 02:07:17 AM »

Quote from: Willco on October 27, 2006, 01:56:57 AM

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NEVER BET AGAINST THE HOUSE

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #58 on:** October 27, 2006, 02:27:26 AM »

Sorry it took so long. My computer is a fucking piece of shit.

And what's the best imagehosting site out there? I use imageshack because I'm already registered, but I'm always fighting to get under the 1.5 MB limit with gifs, and then they turn to the frog anyway.

Catz · « **Reply #59 on:** October 27, 2006, 02:29:20 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 27, 2006, 01:49:30 AM

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There's something indescribably sexy about House.

News:

Author Topic: Evilbore Confessional: Confess. (Read 19207 times)