Evilbore Confessional: Confess.

[Christopher]

I have Too Much Booty In the Pants.

[morphix]

My mom leaves CrystalGemini and I profile comments 

people like this what is wrong with this world 


The girl I am referring too also has her mom on her myspace account. 

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

The more PD hates on Myspace, the more I'm tempted to make an account.

The moment I found out PD was anti-MySpace, I created a Dark Shake account.

[Mupepe]

I'm really bored, so I'm going to bump this the confession I did on GAF.

I used to be really faithful in relationships and I always prided myself on that. Then about a year and a half ago, my marriage fell apart and I got a divorce (she cheated on me). Since then I haven't been able to be faithful to any woman. I constantly hurt them and a lot of times, I feel good about it. I guess I have a complex. When I'm fucking around with another girl, it actually feels better. I love to do it and I doubt I'll ever be able to be faithful again. What's more interesting is that I'm more attracted to girls who are already in relationships with other guys. The fact that they're cheating is a plus too. I love it when I meet a girl and she tells me "I love my boyfriend" and with a few choice words I can have her in bed. It just goes to show how full of shit EVERYONE is. I mostly fear that I won't be able to actually find a girl I can be faithful to.... meh.

[Phoenix Dark]

Mupepe

I love you, but dude you don't look like a pimp. Your posts suggest you look like Chris but you don't. Which makes me respect your pimp hand even more.

Why can't I do that. I would never cheat on a girl (I'd be too shocked at actually having a gf to do anything to fuck it up) though

[Mupepe]

lolz

I get that a lot.  I'm not a really attractive guy.  I swoon with my personality.  I'm a sweet talker.

oh, and like I said before, I think I could stay faithful for the right girl that totally makes me fall for her.  Hasn't happened yet.  I'm currently seeing a girl I really like a lot.

[Bacon]

Have you seen the pic of that girl Muepe fucked? His taste is pretty questionable...

[Mupepe]

Have you seen the pic of that girl Muepe fucked? His taste is pretty questionable...

I didn't have sex with that one.  lolz.  Kayleigh though  *drool*

[Bacon]

I'm talking about the blonde girl with all the shit on her face that you fucked in the ass.

[Vizzys]

I like you mupepe, but you are a dick in that regard. Im a playa hater.

[Saint Cornelius]

I'm talking about the blonde girl with all the shit on her face that you fucked in the ass.

word?? rehost pls kekeke

[Phoenix Dark]

What about that girl who played FFXI? I thought you said she was the one

[Mupepe]

I like you mupepe, but you are a dick in that regard. Im a playa hater.

I am.  I admit it. 

What about that girl who played FFXI? I thought you said she was the one

We're just casually dating.  Nothing exclusive.  But she is one I could see myself being faithful to. 

And bacon, for the last time... QUICK FUCKING REBOUND ASS AFTER A 3 AND A HALF YEAR RELATIONSHIP.  MISTAKE. 

[Saint Cornelius]

that's pretty good though, usually assfucking is something you gotta warm the bitch young lady up for

[Phoenix Dark]

Mupepe you posted that in the GAF secrets thread. I just saw it.

I put in one too. I can't wait until she posts it

[Bloodwake]

Confession time:

I suck at getting dates.

There, I said it.

[Phoenix Dark]

Confession time:

I suck at getting dates.

There, I said it.

You look sexy to me (no homo)

I don't get it. You're in a much better position that me because you're white. My options are harder because most black girls don't seem interested in laid back quiet guys like me, and I don't approach to many white chicks.

[Bloodwake]

I'm a pretty big geek, and women are turned off by that.

Eh, it doesn't matter. I will probably turn 21 and still be a virgin. It's funny, whenever I was going away to college my dad wanted to buy me condoms, and I told him no, because I knew I wasn't going to need them. People asked me how I had so much money for video games, because I think and they think I'm pretty decent looking, and whenever I told them I've never dated anyone for more than three months, it makes sense to them.

Eh, not a big deal though. I've got other shit to worry about besides women.

[BlueTsunami]

I cry while lightly touching my reflection in the mirror sometimes

[Vizzys]

Speaking of mirrors, I talk into them like a crazy person.

[Cheebs]

I'm a pretty big geek, and women are turned off by that.

Why would the women know that before asking them out? Being very into video games isn't something you should be shouting and making very apparent.

[Human Snorenado]

I really like fruity dance music artists Goldfrapp.   

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm a pretty big geek, and women are turned off by that.

Eh, it doesn't matter. I will probably turn 21 and still be a virgin. It's funny, whenever I was going away to college my dad wanted to buy me condoms, and I told him no, because I knew I wasn't going to need them. People asked me how I had so much money for video games, because I think and they think I'm pretty decent looking, and whenever I told them I've never dated anyone for more than three months, it makes sense to them.

Eh, not a big deal though. I've got other shit to worry about besides women.

[CajoleJuice]

I'm pretty sure I like Creed.

Most of the time when one of their songs come on the radio, I don't turn it off.

WHAT IF WHAT IF WHAT IF WHAT IF

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm pretty sure I like Creed.

Most of the time when one of their songs come on the radio, I don't turn it off.

WHAT IF WHAT IF WHAT IF WHAT IF

I need to make a Creed Appreciation Thread. Their first album is fucking awesome

[CajoleJuice]

I'm pretty sure I like Creed.

Most of the time when one of their songs come on the radio, I don't turn it off.

WHAT IF WHAT IF WHAT IF WHAT IF

I need to make a Creed Appreciation Thread. Their first album is fucking awesome

Yea well, I knew I had at least you in my corner if I came out with that.

[Human Snorenado]

Dave Grohl did an awesome (ly bad) cover version of "With Arms Wide Open" on Conan once. 

[CajoleJuice]

Dave Grohl did an awesome (ly bad) cover version of "With Arms Wide Open" on Conan once. 

Yea, it was pretty damn hilarious. I've heard it on the radio. Didn't even know it was from Conan.

Edit: haha, I found it on soulseek, awesome.

[Van Cruncheon]

I need to make a Creed Appreciation Thread. Their first album is fucking awesome

yeah don't

[MrAngryFace]

I need to make a Creed Appreciation Thread. Their first album is fucking awesome

yeah don't

[Mupepe]

I like a lot of Creed songs, but I also hate a lot of them with a fucking passion.  The song beautiful or something like that, track 6 on Human Clay is fucking obnoxious. 

[FlameOfCallandor]

My first video game system was a genesis.

[drozmight]

I fear people and try to avoid them.

[brawndolicious]

I scare people and try to confront them.

[Garnet]

I lost my baby a while back and I've never recovered from it.

[Phoenix Dark]

I lost my baby a while back and I've never recovered from it.

A real baby, or a man?

[Mupepe]

I lost my baby a while back and I've never recovered from it.

[Christopher]

I lost my baby a while back and I've never recovered from it.

[BlueTsunami]

But seriously though, I have way to much internal dialogue with myself. Its like its another person or something giving me advice instead of me thinking to myself or some shit. Is that shit normal?

[Flannel Boy]

But seriously though, I have way to much internal dialogue with myself. Its like its another person or something giving me advice instead of me thinking to myself or some shit. Is that shit normal?

Well I do it all the time. Sometimes I argue with myself or even bargain with myself.

"Two more hours of studying and we'll get a large poutine with bacon!"
"No."
"Come on, you love poutine."
"Yeah, but I can get it right now if I want."
"ORLY?"
"Yeah, because I'm you!"
"You blew my mind..."

[Diablos]

These are my confessionnzzz